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Ninj, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

National Loitery, shirely? ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

^ arf! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

Did you catch yesterday's ep?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

yes I did...it was all very confusing :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

indeed, and a definite 'wtf?' at the end :)

it's all going to go tits up :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

is it the finale next week?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

nope, one more episode, and then the 2hr finale

'The Incident'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

cool :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

Pffft, very good!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

Of course!!

*Hangs head* :)

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Ninj, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

hehehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

HAHAHAHA

EDIT: Am I the only one that when things like this flu and read anout the WHO. I imagine Pete Townsend going about trying to save the world in a magic bus?

EDIT EDIT: ONOES! Maddy's parents are doing a documentary! They must be missing the limelight.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: According to the news since the outcry from pig farmer the WHO are no longer going to call it swine flu it is now H1N1 Influenza A. Rolls off the tongue that one.

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: There are no more EDITs.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

H1nfluenza A for short?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

Pig AIDS

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

hahahahaha

Is that Good Aids or Bad Aids tho?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

Good

It begets bacon:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

Make an edit pyramid.

        e
      edit
    editedit
  editeditedit
editediteditedit

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9407904
apparently only you and me O_o

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

What about Bono?:P

Oh great I have a guy sneezing away next to the food.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

No, but I do now!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

haha!!!

nicely done!
*clicks

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

Thanks OP!

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Ninj, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

hahahahhahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Queenie!!!!!

Where've ya bin? *Opens arms* :D

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Ninj, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

life's been rather getting in the way of things of late

have had very little time for being puerile and i don't like it one little bit.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Haha nicely

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Also I hate my boss

Fucking lazy bastard moans because the huge project I'm working on is taking so long but keeps taking me off it to work on stupid little shitty projects that completely fuck over our system security. PCI compliant - maybe before he got his antiquated ideas in to it. I swear, if he had his way we’d still be coding in fucking M.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

You are Evilscary aicmfp

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

*hands over a fiver*

Sorry, I really needed to vent.

Seriously though, because our client is a moron I have to change our secure payment system to display all the details of the payments being processed - to anyone able to access the system...

I suggested just throwing up an error message: "Error #14107 The problem exists between the keyboard and chair"

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

I've never coded in Fucking M.

Only Fucking B. It's way simpler.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

aaaaaw poor you

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

Who would get it in the neck if a load of customer credit card details got stolen?

Me, that's who because the payment system I made wouldn't be secure. We aren't talking about some little website but some of the biggest mail order companies in the UK.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

please redirect you grievance to someone who gives a fuck

you're lucky to have a fucking job.
quit bitching and man up.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

To be fair, Prodge, I hate my job too.

I come on here and bitch about it sometimes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

To be fair, I don't care...you're lucky to have it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

No, you don't care

but I think you're the only one that thinks anybody's expecting you to, or gives a shit whether you do or not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

why the hell would I think anyones expecting me to give a shit or care if I do or not?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Yeah. No one talk anymore. This isn't the right forum for words.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

but if you're looking for little bitchy comments..you've come to the right place

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

I will see many of them tomorrow

I am happy happy :D

Not about seeing the chavs, unless i see some who make me laugh

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

you are either going to watch darts or to the fair

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Going in to Reading

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

oh I'm so sorry

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Hahaha :) it isn't to bad

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

It was when I lived there

but that's nearly 7 years ago now

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

I just did a massive burp at work.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

Down the phone to a customer

that demanded to speak to a manager because they know the law and stuff?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

a- I'm the manager's manager now *hark at her*

b- no, I wasn't on the phone. I've got it on divert.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

You got promoted? :D

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Not exactly, but a side effect of my new job is that I'm now more senior

but they don't have to pay me any more *sigh*. Pay review's in August, and I want another £4000 at least or I'm out of here. I do a £40K job for less than half that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

Fingers crossed for you

And I know the feeling, the guy sitting opposite me does excatly the same job for exactly double my pay

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Hahaha ning!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

hahahaha...

Class!! :)

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Ninj, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Hahahaha!

Morning Ninj!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Morning Moley!

Top stuff up there. A click it I have given...mmmm :D

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Ninj, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Well that was a complete let-down.

Good piggy-flu-free morning b3ta peeps!
It's a Friiiiiiiiday! :)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

i well fancy the lead woman in this

that tayla bint drives me mad tho

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

nice to see you fancy her enough to find out her name

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

whats in a name?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

:) I like that.

(waxdart hello., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

hahaha

*clicketh*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

arf

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

heheheh

how wonderful.

(waxdart hello., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

hahaha

perfect

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

o noes

the gate has bin left open!

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

that's brilliant

:D

they've found more pig sneeze of it in FailKirk though - I hope Bob's alright

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

Charles got talent

(DJTK, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

Three and a half fucking meg?!

*wanders off to bunker in fluffly bunny slippers to put the kettle on*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

what the fuck?

HUUUGGGEEEE!

i think that may even be a record...

edit: it's a good pic though

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

Second I think

I remember one about 150k bigger.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

hahaha, that's just plain ridiculous....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

Yeah

It's possible the person posted the LotRs trilogy:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

Pfff.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

..that's fuckin' huge

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

but when I posted this image a few weeks ago people were upset!

(waxdart hello., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

because we hear the same whine every year

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

twice a year I hope

(waxdart hello., Fri 1 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

nah

sometimes the yanks change at the same time as us

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Hello new person, and welcome aboard.

Suggested guidelines for animation size are no larger than 400k if possible.
A quick link of that would be great if it's difficult to optimise.
if you click the little L next to your username, there's lots of good info. there for you.
Nice idea, btw :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

haha look at him go

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Shada, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

hahaha!

FAIL dog smells fail (only filesize fail, I liked the video!) :) Welcome!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

^this

but the request that you read the faq when you register and again in the validation email have clearly been ignored.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

i'm going easyon the chap

because i posted a poem on the main board my first post! Can you imagine what happened? a onephilosophy bbq thats what!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

That is nought!

rob started to get annoyed that I kept emailling him to post the image I had done up that he sent a rather tart email explaining that I had to do it myself.:P
But in those days there was no faq and b3ta took about 1-2 minutes to load up on a 52k modem.

EDIT: Oh managed to sort you out here for the bash.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

haha!!!

*emails rob with images from now on!!!!

(thanks for sorting me out matey)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

No probs.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

He's sad because he's lumpy :D

Fuck yeah I love this green dog.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

lumpy fail green dog is lumpy, fail and green

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

nice anim

you need to find out about gif optimisation so it will be more board friendly.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

lol!

the words "board" and "friendly" together in a sentence!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

This is the kind of talent I expect from my royalty.

Nice, if a little bit huge.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

I think it should be compusory for the royal family to put on a panto for everyone at Christmas.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

It's the least they can do for us really.

I bet Prince Philip would make a great Widow Twanky

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

hell yeah

And the queen should go to every house with a sack up to her shoulders, knock on the door and when it opens go, 'Look! Look! I'm a stamp!'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

MEG MEG MEG Me

also - the number on his chest makes him look like a prison camp

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

in fairness this would be fantasticy n00b post

if you'd waved the magic optimisation wand over it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

That is very well done, but you'd better edit your post and make it a linky

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

tinypic.com?

oh the irony!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

Bwahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

haha!!!

i need another hard disk just to watch it!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

well

its good, but its massive.... WARNING BROWSER BORKED!!!1111eleventy

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

Hahahaha, that's great.

As others have said though, it's a bit too big for the board.

:)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

i concur with most of the above

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

Hehehe.

Nice.

As I don't religiously check filesizes of every image posted - I wouldn't
have noticed the size if the File Inspectors hadn't pointed it out....

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Vulthoom, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

same here

I liked it.

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

a very old image given a facelift..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:33, archived)

Is he holding on to the trade centre?

shop that in fast.

(waxdart hello., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

nice idea

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

Jesus was a marshmallow and God didn't create the world - purple football lizards did. They lived in the pyramids and played Jenga.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

To be honest his version is more plausible than the religious ones people put all their hopes in.

I don't expect an intergalactic beings to look that human.

(waxdart hello., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

Aliens look like plums.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

I am in a damn good mood today

Full of glee and a hammock to please, it is nearly the weekend, so do as you please. :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

thats the sound of a man who got his oats last night !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

It is my last at this site and then i will be working on my own :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

Cor! Barbie's gone Topless!!

Last one - I'm off now

related link for Prof Underpants
www.b3ta.com/board/9410632

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

*sniffs*

Yes you are.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

pff

'ningles, how are we all this (last day before the bank holiday, yays!) Friday?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

Well it is a fine sunny start to the Mayday weekend.

Weather doesn't look too bad for the weekend either.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

I was pleased when I saw the weather report

I might get off my backside on Sunday and go to Silverstone.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:13, archived)

what happens there?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

FIA GT Championships this weekend

I bought a bridge camera a few weeks ago and still haven't had a decent chance to use it.

I was going to Donington last weekend, but thanks to the building work for the Formula 1 they haven't secured a racing licence for the year so the races were cancelled :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

SIlly Maximinimus

There's no G in FIAT!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:27, archived)

Incidently there will be Fiats racing

As Fiat are the majority shareholders of Ferrari ;)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

cars have four wheels and go broom.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

Rain forecast not London on Sunday.

May have a barbie on Monday (possibly the wrong thread to use that terminology in though).

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

let's go pardy

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

Is that like partying but with a cold?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

I'm not sure Monday's a day off for me...

which doesn't seem to make sense but appears to be true

:(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:13, archived)

I only get bank hols off if it happens to fall on my day off!

Which it doesn't.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

That sucks

Do you get time in lieu for it though?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

Batteries not included

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

hahahahaha!

*load tranq' gun, aims, fires*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

hahahaha!

It'll be like a baby dildo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

ha ha ha

he's aroused by hard skin and no nipples eh?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

*spluffs*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

*vacuums*

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

Ghost hip penis!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

Jalfrezi thigh fanny!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

Madagascan ear flatulence.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

aye - perhaps that didn't work after all

oh well

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

Oh psh. I like it. I'm just being playful.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

*tosses a ball of string*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:23, archived)

AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH.

*pukes on the carpet*
*demands to be fed*

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

Just humour me until the snooker is on at 1. Thanks, b3ta.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:33, archived)

Ooh ooh, off sir?

Get you off did it sir?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

Hahahaha

You loon. I can now never see this logo again without a laughing fit ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:33, archived)

hehehe :)

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

arf!

Naughty Ken

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

ken is black?

since when? lol!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

On the off chance that SwineFlu is a zombie outbreak coverup, I think we should shoot the infected in the head.

Just to be safe.
Coincidently, that fits nicely with my latest Movie Vector. What are the chances, eh?

CFB (B=Blog)
Wow, this is my spammiest blogspam yet!

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

Quimbles, I want a zombie happening.

I've had lots of dream practice, and so long as I can get to some guns, I think I'll manage spiffingly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

Crowbar is better

Doesn't need reloading.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

I want to sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipe

*loves a bit of sniping, ooh she does*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

Attach a hunting scope to a crowbar

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

if it's anything like my zombie dreams it'll be fucking awesome

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

Baggsie becoming one first!

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

I think this is the right policy until just before I catch it.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

Yes. Remove the head or destroy the brain. It's the only way to be sure.

woo. I feel really stupid coz I went out and got some Echinacea even though I don't really think anything's going to happen. I suppose I must in some way as I went out and bought it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

As long as they don't shut everything down until the middle of next week I won't care.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

Provided the XBox Live servers stay up,

they can do what they like.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

There's 13 confirmed deaths so far,

compared to the hundreds of thousands every year from normal flu

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

^ this

it's like watching a bunch of toddlers when there's a spider in the room.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

Ineresting thing is there was a flu outbreak after the Second World War

that pretty much wiped out a huge percent of South East mainland Europe. One of the only people not to be effected were the poeple is spain working in the cinnimon factories. As they were working with it all day it was getting through the skin and had an active effect of fighting off the flu.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

I think you mean first world war

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

What's a world war between friends?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

A way to subdue the masses

/NWO conspiracy blog

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

Naaaa

It was started by the film industry to give them plot lines for decades to come.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

Yeah but think about what I do for a living.

I'm in the front line.

*frontlines like a ninja with new socks on*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

I work in a hospital.

Although that does have the added bonus that I might be near the front of the queue when a vaccination comes out.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

Yeah but they'll come here before they come to you:P

I used to work for the NHS but got better:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

there had better be zombies, or I'll be mighty disappointed...

and here's hoping for some G-Virus beasties too

that is some top vectorage! *click!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

I have taken to going round with a bikini clad bimbo

In the event of zombie attack it is a well documented fact that she'll get it first allowing me to escape with the fringe benefit of me wandering round with a bikini clad bimbo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

Ooooh

I just finished watching that new animated Resi E film last night. was very good
/needs more zombies

(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

nice!

I'm watching "Cannibal Apocalypse" this weekend :)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

Worth it for the shotgun blast shot

And John saxon is always a sign of a quality movie

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

Alone in the dark FTW! (original one)

Woo!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

don't ask me why..... it's too early still....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 1 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

arf! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:57, archived)

Hahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

I likes that!

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

Q: How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

A: He doesn't, he is dead.

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

A. No, she went of her own accord

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

hahahahahha! SSSPPPAAANNNNGGGG!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

Pffft!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

Poke 'er, mon.

yey

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:33, archived)

haha nice

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

Beep Beep!

Zoom!

(Virulent, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:46, archived)

FAKE

not gay enough

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:49, archived)

High five for that comment.

God, I hate those movies. And Vin Diesel. and chavs. And that bloody ugly bint that was in the first one- Dykey out of Resident Evil.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:50, archived)

Jo Brand?

*waggles helloy hand at Wow*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

No that spanish bird.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:52, archived)

El Jo Branda?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:52, archived)

hahahahahaha

(drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

*limp-wristed high five*

coooo-eyyyyy

Vin Diesel - Tesco value action film star

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:52, archived)

50% misguided arrogance, 40% cunt, 10% Right Said Fred

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

Captain Wow, Captain Wow

Tra la la la la
Captain Wow, Captain Wow
With her something men
Feared by the bad, something by the good
Captain Yay Wow Captain Yay.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

ROBIN HOOD.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

something?

Sexy, hairy or awesome.

Ta for my song, minstrellttsr.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

Brb beer and smoke.

Prepare a witticism for my return.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

I might be gone, lots to do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

Uh oh! Have a good day, Wwowowowowowow.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

I'm with you on the cars-and-action flicks

but he's not bad as Riddick

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

although

I do quite like the Riddick films

*runs*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

reminds me of

EDIT: Yays my boss is off in Greece this week. So no calls with bizarre questions and requests.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

Noo I like him.

*secretly watches girl movies*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

That's all he;s good for though.

PLaying one wooden character.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

Well, I like his one wooden character.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

Yes but he'd probably worried about his future as Richard Curtis hasn't used him in his last film:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

no different to REG then

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

Yes but more highbrow

therefore Tescos Value REG.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

I had the misfortune of watching the first film

t'was a travesty D:

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

I'm not a fan of the movies.

But I can't help but like Vin Diesel for his World of Warcraft skills.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

I wouldn't piss up his arse if his shit was on fire.

*grumble*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

You sure?

I hear he's willing to pay good money for that.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

It's bullshite!

The got quizzed by Johnathan Ross and he knew nothing about the game!
Anyway my Death Knight could 'ave 'in:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

I've heard he's level 80.

He just didn't say. I think he's Horde.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

No day glo red head

not real.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

dullest movies ever.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

DRIVING FAST MATTERS A LOT AND IT'S NOT GAY IN THE SLIGHTEST

is basically what I got from it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:52, archived)

they make me want to get a nail gun and find out where Vin Diesel lives

fucking plank of wood of a man

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

You tell 'im, Prodge.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:57, archived)

POW!! RIGHT IN THE KISSER

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

\o/

*buys an American car to stimulate the economy*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

I learned some fantastic driving technique from those films

1. It is possible to drive one handed while looking directly at your passenger for upwards of 5 mins without crashing into anything.

2. You ALWAYS have another gear to use, even if you were at top whack in the first place

3. Strapping a sunbed under your car is teh coolz

4. gay

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

Innit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

I feel proud that I've managed to avoid them all

mainly cos I don't watch ITV2

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

Six dead by now

none of them royals

what a piss poor execution

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:52, archived)

:D thank you, our man in the field.

Tom, back to you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

You'd think it'd be fairly easy to hit a bus with a car, wouldn't you.

2/10, must try harder.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

hahhahaha!

"Tesco Value Assassin"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

what's happened?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

www.smh.com.au/world/great-day-ends-in-tragedy-5-dead-in-attempt-on-royals-20090501-apmw.html

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

sheez

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

Ningles!

*edit* related link for Prof Underpants: www.b3ta.com/board/9410632

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 May 2009, 8:46, archived)

Hahahahah

Yes!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:47, archived)

That's my car, that is.

I've got a git of a day ahead. Bloody shitty bastard arsing reporting. Fucking cockending shitwanky pisshole letters.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:48, archived)

Hugs

Don't want to hear after today I'm off for the next nine days then

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:49, archived)

A well manicured middle finger to you then, sir.

Ah well, at least I'm going to Primani tomorrow. HOORAY cheap shit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

Why dont you just tell us whats REALLY on your mind?

;)

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:50, archived)

NNNNGG

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:50, archived)

I've got to spend the morning creating a function to import stupidly formatted data into matlab,

and spend the afternoon playing with ultrasound scanners. The plus side being I'm not in work till midday.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

Why are you all being so MEAN?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

I'm going to make pancakes for brunch too

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

You're a horrible man, Porsche.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

hahahahah!

ningles, freebs!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:48, archived)

Arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

pfft :D

ningles Freebles :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:57, archived)

Haha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

Hooray for mass hysteria

*stops trying to be topical and goes back to shopping cocks on things*

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

Quite so! CDC are to be feared much more than the disease of the day.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

Haha,

I love this.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

:D Indeed

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:18, archived)

Hahaha

Props to Immortal, for making the funniest music video EVAR
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

Haha

fantastic band, but I find it hard to take them seriously

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

Heheh I know what you mean

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

Wow

This is some nasty

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

Is that serious!? Please tell me they're not serious!

It's liek some kind of Electric Six pisstake...

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

It's serious.

Those wacky Norwegians eh?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:26, archived)

Good lord!

Well I do hope they have a sense of humour, like Rammstein, they get their own joke...

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

I think they secretly get it, but they won't admit it, because that would not be TRV and KVLT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:37, archived)

I enjoy them.

More fun than a bag of weasels.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

Gets more awesome everytime I see it.

Anything lined up musically today?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:26, archived)

I may whistle later...

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:32, archived)

I'll be out most of the time

but for now, it's Gojira. Nice.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:36, archived)

Doesn't it make you feel better?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:46, archived)

Eeeeeww no!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

I'm dreaming of a white christmas

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

I'd hate it if one of them flew over me and had happened to have a bad case of diarrhoea

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

heheheheh!

ningles everyone! Thank fuck it's friday!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:18, archived)

it's may day!

magenta maypoles all round

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spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

"Mayday! Mayday! I wonder why they call it May Day? It's only a bank holiday! Why not Shrove Tuesday or Ascension Sunday? Ascension Sunday! Ascension Sunday! 15th Wednesday after Pentecost!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

it's french you doink

muh-aidez. help me

:D

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spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:40, archived)

My dayometer senses large amounts of friday in this area.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:22, archived)

i can't wait to be able to fly

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spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:18, archived)

Sorry, but this must be at least the 10th time someone has done the swine flu/pigs fly connection 'joke'

and I think we're getting a bit numbed now...

*edit* have a Doctor Who Crudely Done Construction:

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:18, archived)

Sorry, I didn't see it :-(

I have been to busy working recently to get near a computer

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

Aye well it's one of those jokes you imagine no one will have thought of,

like the connection between owls and the Chuckle Brothers...

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

He shops at Coles supermarkets

(For all the Non-Aussies - its a major supermarket chain here in Aus)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

Is it just the angle or does he hang more on the right!?

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

20 minutes of the BBC London enws last night

20 minutes of
"well, it's too early to speculate..."
"Yeah, but what if?"
"well, it's too early to speculate..."
"Yeah, but what if?"
"well, it's too early to speculate..."
"Yeah, but what if?"
"well, it's too early to speculate..."
"Yeah, but what if?"
"well... it would be devastating"
"There you go... Swine flu WILL be devastating"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

British journalism at its finest

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:22, archived)

It's finest? no where near... the nazi raccoons that idiot Julie moult reported on was FAR better :D

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article85048.ece

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

Well it's no good if it's just a pandemic of the sniffles

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

It doesn't get any better than this

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:29, archived)

poor pigs :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:34, archived)

This cat is walking to town to buy drugs.

Tell me what you think about cornflakes in 10 words.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:21, archived)

HE HAS A DOUG ADDICTION

Cornflakes are really really really really really really really bland.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:24, archived)

Ahahaha ahaha ahaha

hahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:48, archived)

I knew it.

Yep this ~~pigs~~ pic has certainly been flying around the internets.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:56, archived)

Cornflakes are special K's ginger cousin.

(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Fri 1 May 2009, 7:27, archived)

cornflakes look like sexually transmitted diseases in a cardboard box.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:29, archived)

Some people get them every morning

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:32, archived)

Corn flakes are an offense to the culinary gods.

Most breakfast cereals are in fact. No food should
ever be covered with cold milk.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:31, archived)

I wonder who ever said, "Hey everyone, i've got a great idea - Let's poor milk on top of food!"

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:33, archived)

Didn't Jesus preach something like that once?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:36, archived)

I think it was L Ron Hubbard's grandfather.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:37, archived)

That assmaster? He never said anything good.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:42, archived)

This is because he sees money

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:54, archived)

A strange and paranoid old man with a bowel fetish.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:37, archived)

YOGHURT ENEMAS FOR EVERYBODY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:43, archived)

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:46, archived)

Awaken the enema within

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:48, archived)

the other gods laugh at the gods of culination though

it's pretty much the work experience department

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spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:56, archived)

Perhaps, but if you look at what many of those gods eat you'll find they have no tastes.

Souls, uncooked still beating hearts and the occasional flamebroiled whole goat.
Ambrosia might be the only thing in their diet that has any positive qualities at all.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

mmm

custard of the gods

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spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

I'll take some E, Speed and K please, with a side order of Nitrous Oxide,

and cornflakes are the most boring breakfast cereal in teh world ever, even porridge is more fun.

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:35, archived)

Cornflakes will always lose in a direct fight with bread

Are you still up, or up already?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:35, archived)

Still.

Hello.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:37, archived)

Hey

You don't sleep very much, do you?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:37, archived)

Not massively.

Usually: work, pub, doss. In that order.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:39, archived)

Wrong order.

Drink, sleep, ad infinitum.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 May 2009, 7:42, archived)

It's like watching tennis. Only better.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:43, archived)

Wasted

Sleep drinker, is sleep drinking.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 May 2009, 7:46, archived)

I collect cornflakes. I have one with Jesus's face on.

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:36, archived)

^ Arse face cat

Cornflakes are the dried sperm of mighty ancient love gods

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:40, archived)

that is a good cat

i like cornflakes
they taste great
because of
sodium ascorbate

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spacefish bong!, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:53, archived)

cornflakes are not edible until they become crunchy nut cornflakes

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

cat

(herman:D, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:11, archived)

It's funny because you're shit.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:11, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:12, archived)

hahahahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

I think you want teh talk --->

* Pffttt..

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:13, archived)

Is it Tuesday?

Have some fluff to cheer us all up:

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:14, archived)

Aww.. that's so cute. Bless him

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:15, archived)

Maybe his leg had just grow

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:38, archived)

Either that or it's some kind of novelty clock...

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:43, archived)

If that's the case, I'd like to see the cat strike 12

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:51, archived)

It could have the numbers 1 to 12 on the front of the chair, mew the amount of mews for the time, and then literally strike it,

I'd aminate that, but I can't be arsed...

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:00, archived)

You git... I have now been hypnotized!

Tick - Tock - Tick - Tock - Tick - Tock - Tick - Tock - Tick - Tock - Tick - Tock - Tick - Tock - Tick - Tock
Tick - Tock - Tick - Tock - Tick - Tock - Tick - Tock - Tick - Tock - Tick - Tock - Tick - Tock - Tick - Tock
Tick - Tock - Tick - Tock - Tick - Tock - Tick - Tock - Tick - Tock... zzzzz_{z_{z_{z_{z_{z_{zzzzzz.......}}}}}}

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:57, archived)

Hehehe!

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:02, archived)

off to work now - later!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:04, archived)

You're only supposed to post stuff you've made or doctored in some way

like this:

not just 'something funny I found on teh interwebs', 'cos we make most of it...
or we'll come to Los Angeles and get you!

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:34, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:40, archived)

I'm in an arsey mood today, I've got something really shit to do this weekend,

and I really don't wanna but I gotta... :(

So don't f*ck with me bro! *angry posture*

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:42, archived)

I've never seen or heard someone say something like this without instantly getting fucked with.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:44, archived)

*tasers*

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:46, archived)

He comes

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:53, archived)

The pervert!

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:55, archived)

I'm nice. I've not a bad word to say about anyone.

I hope your weekend isn't too shitty, bro. Don't tase me, bro.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:45, archived)

haha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:52, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 1 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

Aussies are out in force,

must be knock-off time over east then.
You guys are playing catchup - beer o'clock was 2 hrs ago.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 May 2009, 6:58, archived)

I'm in the UK and I have a beer.

Sure it's 7am, but I've not slept. So really it's like the evening still.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:59, archived)

No work today. Might aswell fanny around doing shit all.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:59, archived)

OMG U THREADWASTE.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:59, archived)

wasted

thread waster

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 May 2009, 7:00, archived)

HERE IS THE THREAD DELETION

b3ta.com/board/9410524

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:09, archived)

Almost a full set this evening.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:12, archived)

Right on!

I still love these pics of yours

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:13, archived)

Still have thousands of source pics selected/collected for those.

Pull a new one out every now and then for Compos and shit.
I like doing full length (or short comics) more than one-shots.
Even the three/four panel style seems rather thin in my mind.
'Epic style' is more what I like to do. Others may disagree there.
It gets into the "words"/"TL:DR" area and all that. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:26, archived)

breakfast of champions

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 May 2009, 6:59, archived)

postx2

cheers

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 May 2009, 7:02, archived)

x2x2x2x2

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:06, archived)

This is an example of a fine attitude. Well done sir!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:05, archived)

PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:05, archived)

Beer time!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:11, archived)

I haven't opened a beer yet today

that might have something to do with the hangover which has only just started to go away.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:02, archived)

get a hairy dog

up ya

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 May 2009, 7:03, archived)

I was just thinking of opening one right now.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:04, archived)

I should probably eat some breakfast first

otherwise I'll just end up how I was this morning

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:09, archived)

Steak and chips at the Exhibition Hotel Surry Hills, sounds good

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:14, archived)

_{Is it Tuesday again?}

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:02, archived)

I'm not sure if "out in force" is adequate, as there's only two of us and a kiwi online now.

I shall post an image for you........

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:03, archived)

/*clink*/

By r1ng0fyr3
Oversize & 'nuff said.
poe calls me to her slippery bf2 thighs.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 1 May 2009, 7:04, archived)

Is it Tuesday?

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:16, archived)

Yes its Tuesday alright

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:19, archived)

Motorcycles and Kung Fu feather lover.

And beer.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

GOVERNEMTN HELTH WARNING: DO NOT READ IN BED

THAT'S WHEN THEY GET YOU

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:12, archived)

THIS IS 100% FACT!

I HAVE THE SCARS TO PROVE IT.

ALSO
Indents and welts.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:14, archived)

THE TEXT IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:17, archived)

READING IN BED HAS GIVEN ME MASSIVE HARD STOPS IN ALL OF MY CREVICES

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:18, archived)

This is true.

I fell asleep halfway through a Guardian editorial a few nights ago,
and woke up thinking New Labour deserved the benefit of the doubt.

Now that's some powerful mojo.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:22, archived)

Unlikely, as it would have come out as "burnafit of the debt".

Not that I speal any butter than they or annething.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:25, archived)

turn a new page with a big pe*n_i*s.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:25, archived)

He'll get a nasty paper cut doing that.

Or soggy pages... wait ...that was one of Shaw's.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:30, archived)

If he slams the book shut, he could be in trouble

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:38, archived)

IT MUST BE BOOK ON EXERCISING THE BONER

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:37, archived)

hee haw!

at the public urinals

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:46, archived)

TOILET GRAFFITI IS JUST ANOTHER ART FORM

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:47, archived)

turn a page with jedi-eyebrow twitch!

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:47, archived)

i hav never red a book but i dnt fink i need 2 neway.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:48, archived)

Trout are freshwater fish and have underwater weapons.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:28, archived)

JUST LISTEN TO ME, YOUNG FELLOW

WHAT NEED IS THERE FOR FISH TO SING, WHEN I CAN WALK, AND BELLOW?

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:34, archived)

Never mind the fish, it's the frogs that really turn it on.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0auCDOERZyE

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:38, archived)

dirty old Paul, whacking it in his attic to kids' books

DIRTY, DIRTY OLD PAUL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:39, archived)

Cut him some slack, he's been through a lot recently.

And it was never easy for him to cope with his odd fetishes.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:46, archived)

pffffffffft!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:53, archived)

He's also a fucking furry!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:02, archived)

I myself was 'in the Tufty Club' when I was little.

(Meaning I was a member of the road safety-oriented Tufty Club, though, not that I fucked non-human creatures like Macca does, as this pic conclusively proves)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:07, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:03, archived)

It's roar and bellow

peeeeniiiisss.ytmnd.com/

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:50, archived)

BONERS!

damn my deaf ears

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:52, archived)

According to my studies saltWater fish can Only fire abOve the waterline.

Clearly more research is needed before the all the facts have been discovered.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:59, archived)

Great

that's in my head now.

fish, fish, fish, big fish...

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:35, archived)

AIM FOR THE CROC

IT'S WHAT STEVE IRWIN WOULD'VE WANTED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:36, archived)

Are there saltwater crocodiles?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:40, archived)

yes..

they're the really big ones.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltwater_Crocodile

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:47, archived)

PHWOAR

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:59, archived)

a whole 'nother shoe ad?!?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:37, archived)

Oh, do you know anywhere I can buy cheap trainers online?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:39, archived)

www.mrmotivator.com/

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:41, archived)

Phwoar.

I've avoided that website to date, in case it contained distressing images.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:43, archived)

sick you

(JoePesky, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:53, archived)

it's hammertime, all over again

**GLEES**

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:46, archived)

UPDATE:

How wrong was I? This website is fuckin' wikkid.
He's touting for a new agent on Twitter!

"I need someone, with Vision, Honesty, Integrity, Knows Television, Very Important, Loves Mr Motivator! about 14 hours ago." (sic)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:49, archived)

join the motivation club?!

I REALLY CAN'T BE FUCKED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:48, archived)

OH SHIT!

That's awful! Sticks and fire are to weak to cleanse us of that.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:57, archived)

GET IN SHAPE, DICKHEADS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:01, archived)

In other news:

I'm off to Japan in a couple of weeks to do some weeaboo shit.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:05, archived)

Oooh have fun

I'm off to Scotland next week

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:07, archived)

Fagging around Japan.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:09, archived)

I'm going to do my hair like a manga character

suggestions on which one plz

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:12, archived)

ichi the killer

(JoePesky, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:14, archived)

Blue hair guy.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:14, archived)

i don't have blue hair

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:16, archived)

I don't know any other Anime guys. Sorry, man.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:17, archived)

this holiday is already off to a bad start

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:20, archived)

You'll need to learn about videogames. Here is a guide:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZKoTfY84sU

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:23, archived)

Bridget.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:17, archived)

Haizara.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:21, archived)

Totoro.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:23, archived)

MISTY FROM POKÉMON.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:25, archived)

I DON'T KNOW ANY GOD DAMN MANGA CHARACTERS

SHOTA CAT, MAYBE?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:38, archived)

I don't know any manga characters either. Just go as Monkey or Piggsy

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:19, archived)

Run Domokun! He's after your pooper!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:11, archived)

I wanked in a sock once but not a shoe.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:37, archived)

WANKSHOES!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:38, archived)

Hahah

he slows down as the page loads then speeds up again.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:41, archived)

Don't we all

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:42, archived)

no no no no no no....

He's the page pump. That's how the interwebs work, like a series of pipes. Usually you cannot see the pumps working, but on b3ta, you get to look under the hood.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:44, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:59, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK IS A CAT DOING THERE? TRA LA LA LA LA.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:05, archived)

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:46, archived)

Masturbate into my shoes!

welcome to our website : www.cheap-nike-sneaker.com
wholesale cheap Jordan shoes we always offer good products and best service for you Good quatity, Fastest shipment, Low price,No minimum order! We never mind starting business from minimum order even one pair.
[MOD EDIT] banned...

(ater806, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:01, archived)

i love you

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:03, archived)

That makes me sadder

than the spam...

Nice that you found a fail image that doesn't even need toap, though, so cheers.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:09, archived)

Kiss here for cheap confectionery.

MOD EDIT: It would be nice if you didn't respond to spammers by posting goatse pics on the board. The spambot has long gone, but it's the rest of us who have to look at it.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:07, archived)

That makes me much much sadder

than the fact that the wobbly girl pic is now too small...

Two wrongs don't make a right you know.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:10, archived)

Would you like me to linky it? I will if anyone asks.

People always seem to get upset when I post this, even though the meaty bit is just a model's pouty mouth and not, in fact, the inside of a lunatic's rectum.

If you look at the actual picture, there is nothing explicitly there. You're just implying it yourself.

It's people's own sordid, experienced minds that make them scream when they see this.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:19, archived)

Wow, my first mod edit! I'm honoured.

And he even beat me to it when I was offering to self-censor.

Despite there being nothing remotely pornographic in the image, apart from nudges to the imagination of the viewer.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:22, archived)

Hmmm

Simulated nastiness I can take, but I have to know that it's simulated for the effect to work. I'm not going to spend enough time looking at a goatse image to figure out that it's faked, and even then there is the question of why...

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:23, archived)

That's bullshit!

(Fly Projector, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:23, archived)

No, it isn't.

All you saw was a pair of familiar, glistening hands making a gripping motion (totally innocuous in themselves) grafted on to a couple of other entirely innocuous images.

The pic itself is entirely implicit, and not at all explicit.

I wouldn't've posted it if I thought it was, cos I don't want to cause anyone trouble at work.

I am sorry if it's caused any bother, but... ffs!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:30, archived)

To be honest I couldn't give a rat's arse about the picture and I'm not working at the moment

but this idea of "hey I put something innocent in the picture so it's ok" really doesn't work - if I was in an office and someone ten feet away saw what looked like a picture of goatse on my screen, the HR manager really wouldn't be interested in my "no, it's actually a model's lips made to look like a stretched anus" argument.

NSFW means that if someone walked past your desk they would assume you're looking at porn/nastyness.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:45, archived)

I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:46, archived)

I GET TO DO WHAT I WANT BUT ALSO I DON'T GET PAID

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:50, archived)

YOU COULD INVEST IN A WEBCAM MAYBE

I AM SURE YOU HAVE GOT WAHT IT TAKES TO BECOME A SUCCESSFUL INTERNET BUISNESS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:33, archived)

I HAVE ONE BUILT INTO MY LAPTOP

I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER USED IT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:35, archived)

No, no YOU haven't.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:37, archived)

It flips around and I keep it aiming away from me

so that view of a stack of cds must be a bit of a disappointment.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:45, archived)

CAN I BORROW YOUR MARIAH CAREY CDS PLEASE GRONKPAN

I PROMISE I WILL CLEAN THEM BEFORE I GIVE THEM BACK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 5:25, archived)

The only people who would see that pic and associate it with a stretched arsehole

are people who've already seen goatse.
So the damage was already done.

I must've posted that pic 3 or 4 times on the dayshift in the last 3 years or so, to a 'mixed' response - but never censorship.

Are we gonna have our b3tapics pulled because we're IMPLYING stuff?

What's happening?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:53, archived)

Don't get hissy, that doesn't help anyone.

Let's just say that if I set that picture as my desktop on my work pc, I'd get called into some kind of HR meeting to discuss appropriate behaviour in the workplace.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:09, archived)

hahaha!

*Imagines the scenario*

Since you put it like that, I feel doubly honoured.

And I take your point.

Here, have some real filth.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:15, archived)

Phwoar...

dirty minx

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:23, archived)

well, I stared at it for a REALLY long time

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:28, archived)

That's the spirit!

(You sick fucker)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:45, archived)

I might have to make more of these. Unless you can sell me a pair of these exactly as illustrated. If not... FUCK YOU AND THE COW THAT EXCRETED YOU.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:08, archived)

My mind may be being prompted by the discussion up the board a bit

but it looks like Kermit is about to goatse his mouth there.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:42, archived)

The correct technique is crucial.

If you want to avoid MOD-B&ING, LOL.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:47, archived)

WE SHOULD HAVE A GOATSE LOOK-ALIKE COMPO

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:50, archived)

LOL!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:54, archived)

Oh. Haha. I just noticed the ring. So it *is* intentional.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:53, archived)

needs more glistening on the hands

;)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:22, archived)

don't mess with me mate, you know the sort of stuff i really want

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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:09, archived)

I'D LIKE SOME VAGINASHOES PLEASE.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:10, archived)

I know where you can get

a couple of gloves...

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:11, archived)

ASSGLOVES?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:14, archived)

These would be fist gloves

not ass.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:17, archived)

Well, I'll take a set of each.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:20, archived)

I THINK SOMEONE SENT ME A LINK TO SOMETHING LIKE THAT ONCE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:48, archived)

HERE YOU GO, TARTARSAUCE

NSFW NSFW NSFW

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:49, archived)

Rapitinui's Dad has sex with feet.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 1 May 2009, 3:57, archived)

Still not getting any?

lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:19, archived)

OOOOH YOU BITCH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:32, archived)

They're not shoes. I CAN'T WEAR THESE.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:58, archived)

i've got your misplaced holes right here, bub!

SORRY!!! (fuck fuck fuck, i can't HREF very well)
NSFW!!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:28, archived)

ahhhhahhhhahah

nice write-up.
Is that first product shot a tubgirl reference?
THAT'S PRETTY TWISTED, GRONKPAN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:31, archived)

BIM BIM BIM

BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:33, archived)

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:41, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:15, archived)

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:20, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:22, archived)

that's the saddest critter I have ever seen

i bet it's delicious

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:24, archived)

Yeah it's a handly slab-shaped meatstick thing

in a world of carnivores with carving knives.
Its only defence is to turn green when afraid, trying to camouflage itself as rancid luncheon meat

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:27, archived)

oh :/

I thought it was delicious lime cake

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:30, archived)

Haha

you're absolutely right of course :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:31, archived)

If Salad Fingers was a rectangle.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:30, archived)

Haha!

I've just laughed hard enough to hurt myself. I really don't know why this cracks me up. But he does appear to have some kind of respiratory problem.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:31, archived)

This is the last one I made. They're numbered sequentially, so you can use the URL of the one I posted and just subtract 1 from the filename each time to see them all.
Edit: yeah that's clear as fucking mud. What I mean is, rargle5.gif, rargle4.gif, etc.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:35, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I'd only seen number five out of those.

I think number two is the cutest

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:42, archived)

Ah, I remember those!

You've got an amazing mind. Keenly aware.

I'm afraid I'll be needing another one. I've used this one up doing stuff like this-

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:43, archived)

He just got caught taking a dump in someone's shoe and is about to receive a stern talking to.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:43, archived)

pulsating protein orbs do bad things

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:23, archived)

Hahaha

that's a bit disturbing :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:24, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:36, archived)

AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:34, archived)

Yeah, that's about what I thought, or possibly

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:36, archived)

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..wil, Fri 1 May 2009, 6:38, archived)

I like how this moron keeps holding on to the rail.

And wont let go of his case until he's half overturned.
Such a totally braindead twunt! A fitting reply.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 May 2009, 7:56, archived)

Thats something that gets learn very young.

You'd really have to be aware or used to falling Up stairs to want to let go. I'm sure his brain didn't have the first clue what was going on.

All it knew to do was to hold on to something and hope for the best.

It's a funny clip.

(waxdart hello., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:33, archived)

a google search found that this was not such an original idea, but ...meh

edit: the idea was sparked by my boss, who sometimes applies her native germanic pronunciations into her english sentences. Today, she was telling about an unfortunate incident that didn't her her physically, but it hurt her eggo.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

mmmm ego,smells like shit

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

like a pig in

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

that piggy looks like *sooooo ahhhhhhhhhh* man

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:01, archived)

It's having a piss inbetween Halle Berry's baps.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

WELL WHO WOULDN'T, UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

Do you have that dream too?

I thought it was just me.

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

Lucky, lucky pig.

I'm cancerous with envy.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

(not his real legs)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:11, archived)

"ID not eat anything else"

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:48, archived)

Freud was a dick.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:10, archived)

A woman with a Germanic accent can push my would/wouldn't threshold up by at least 10 years.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

20 at least

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 May 2009, 3:31, archived)

He's been right all along!

He knows the truth!!

(Virulent, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

He does

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

Holy shit:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8026136.stm

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

ahhhahhah

nice

*loads shotgun*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:33, archived)

Don't forget, remove the head or destroy the brain.

Or wait two hours.

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:34, archived)

"If you have a gun, shoot 'em in the head.

That's a sure way to kill 'em.
If you don't, get yourself a club or a torch.
Beat 'em or burn 'em - they go up pretty easy."

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:38, archived)

Nice one creating panic zeltergiset.

Why not mock death while you're at it.

Also am I the only one who finds it fucking impossible to read the BBC homepage now?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

I'd be surprised if anyone was panicked by this.

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:38, archived)

Most people probably saw London quarantined and then ran away from their computer and cut their head off with an axe.

You're the worst thing since hitler.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

I expect I've already caused the deaths of every person reading b3ta at the moment, besides us.

Next thing we know I'll be writing headlines like this

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

If fairness you'd have to be an idiot to trust the Daily Express.

Especially when it's underneath a story about French and Saunders....

Because that's really what I want to read about when the last ounce of my fever ridden body drifts away, not the works or Milton or Keates, French and fucking Saunders.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

:( I want more zombies

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

Well, download Left 4 Dead on your pc

It's free all of today (Friday)

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:43, archived)

FREE, WHAT WHO EH?!

Are you making up news again because if so they'll be hell to pay.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:46, archived)

Hehe, nope

It's on Steam, a 24 hour free trial for everybody. Also something like 40% off the game this weekend in case you like it so much you want to play it for more than a day.

store.steampowered.com/ - top right

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

How does the installation thing work, not used steam before.

Can I download the file onto my pc and then shunt it over to my laptop which might actually stand a chance of playing the thing.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

Nah, you need to download the Steam program on the PC you want to play it on

Then inside the Steam program you can browse the games store (similar to iTunes I suppose), and it'll then download your game for you. As soon as it's done you launch the game from within Steam, and Steam is used for choosing multiplayer servers etc.

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

Pfftles

Sure you're not just blowing Steam?
*licks finger*
*pops finger in air*
*stubs finger on cupboard*

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thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:35, archived)

ooooh

I wonder if my flatmate's PC has enough grunt to handle it
that would be sweet

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

This'll tell you

www.systemrequirementslab.com

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

sweeet

as expected, the graphics card in the work PC isn't up to it
I'll check at home too but it seems unlikely
A SHAME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:16, archived)

that's very handy

now I know why my son can't play Command and Conquer Red Alert 3.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:17, archived)

BECAUSE YOU WON'T LET HIM

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

WITH A STICK!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:34, archived)

i was bored so i morphed into sticky paper face mman to scare my dog,as you can see he wasnt impressed

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

AAAAAAAHHHHAHHHHAHHAHH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:26, archived)

and similarly

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

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