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[challenge entry] he WANTS the lizards to be in charge - the perv!

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# oh god.... i'm certain i don't understand
and i'm fairly certain i don't want to.

thought now you mention it icke does look a bit like stringfellow
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# How do sir?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ha ha Very Alan Partridge :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Ah Ha!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# it's alan watching in the background
he likes a bit of lizardy love too
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# oh yeah baby
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# she was my favourite spice girl
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Perv!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Staring?
or STARRING?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Staring, obviously...
They haven't blinked once! ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# SMELL MY CHEESE!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm comin' up so you better get this party started
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Arrrgghhhh, the swine flu has my house.....

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# ha ha....
...porkhouse!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Hehe!
Abattoir-tastic! :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# "Hello me - it's me again!"
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
'ningles and woo.

Why are there always hats in your images?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Oooo
That's lovely.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Sweating Bullets?
Woo
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# the very same
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Splendid. In that case, I'll shoehorn in a quick repost
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# that rocks!...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# actually it was Lemmy.
Lemmy is god.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# so you're ...
1: moving from place to place without a fixed home : wandering
2 a: of, relating to, or characteristic of a wanderer b: leading an unsettled, irresponsible, or disreputable life
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# yes
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# o.k....
...just checking!...Carry on...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# bloody hell thats nice and arty
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Why is it always so good in you images?

This composition has made be glee and the depth of field is quite exquisit.

Well done AV, have a Bank Holiday Beer Hat!

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# This is rather woo
you talented so and so
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# one more dance...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# ooo gigglynorks
EDIT: Also mmmmm frenchies half moon breadies with pig, fermented cow lactation parts and ground mustard seeds with water.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# strawberry jam ftc.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# ftc?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# for the croissant
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I fear by the time I get it to you it may be a little stale.
oh and...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# STOP LOOKING AT THE STATBOARD AND GET SOME FUCKING WORK DONE!
Just incase it ends up on stats:)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Needs more honey.
I'm having leftover curry for breakfast.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Had curry last night.
A nice mutton thali:)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I made a nice one with lamb and apricots.
Actually, that's all gone. I'm having leftover spiced cabbage and tomato.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# nice:)
I'll just pop this here.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# heh :D
that guy is out there somewhere still you know...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Yes
Possibly with the other gay bikers:P
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# ...he got another one...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I'm surprised they needed to let us know what colour his clothes are.
They could have just gone, 'That's him. The one with no face.'
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# yeah...
...that sketch sure came in handy!.... (geeeeeeze)!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Plus it's only going to be any good if he's still carrying her two years later
She may be small but he must be getting quite tired by now.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I thought
George Harrison was dead? conspiracy much? Blame it on a dead Beatle. I blame the lizards.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Jahled?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Found him, he's over here
He didn't like her crying all the time

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Dam I was about to make this
Good day sir
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# boingy wobble!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Way-hey!
*makes rude hand gestures*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# just don't touch her pussy...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Awwwwww, such temptation!
Yet, I keep expecting it to explode or grow giant fangs.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# nahhh...
...i went soft... this time.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# *shaves*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# wobbly bits!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# well hello!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# some dude with weird glasses, a creepy smile, odd twin beards and a really small wig keeps looking left and right?
;)

woo!!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# o.k.,... now what do you see?...:D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# :D
a square mouth with two coldsores that laughs alternatively out of the the left and right side but then lets out a large belly laugh :P
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# ha ha...
...just messin' with ya!....Good one!.... :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# it took me a long time not to see what you wanted me to see ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# what?...
...it's just funny shapes moving in strange ways... :D ...i believe it's called 'mechanical science'.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# me being a man of science is why it took me so long not to see that...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# ha ha...
...see you guys in 5 hours!...i gotta go!... :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Haha, you rule, atomic.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# :DDD
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Jiggle-licious
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# ...and we stole the key...
...to his wife's chastity belt....Hooooo... good times!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Heheheh
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# 2 nights one cup?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# not toknight!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# HAHA!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# too tired for anything better
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# DON'T CALL ME BY MY STAGE NAME :( :( :(
Ok Ringo...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Wasn't his real name Larry the Dwarf?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Cuntface McGee
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# wow...
...busy as fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# What?
he was named after crisps?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# ah ringos
awful cardboard.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Really?
I though his name was Space Invaders.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# hate him in that advert
ok then mr shit drummer
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# hahaha you put two pictures togeather!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# hmmmmmmm...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# THOMAS HAD A HEADACHE.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Gear!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Wheeeee!
Just replaced my CPU without cooking it. \o/
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Hurrah!
Good stuff.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I sent your latest CWP to a culinary friend who just lost her Grandma.
I think she'll really like it.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# One can hope she does.
I put all teh sillies in it.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# and in other news... I has a new Bank Holiday Beer Hat!

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# \o/ Nice!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Thank you
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# nice...
...balanced!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# at the moment... I fear that by mid afternoon it my be a little wobbly?

* 1st beer at 9:30am this morning! Woo!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Wasn't very good at potting the square brick in the square hole at kindergarten were you?:P
Well I managed to lock myself out of the office. So I had to break in through the first floor window.
How fun.

EDIT: You know what. I've forgotton what I was going to add in the EDIT.

EDIT EDIT: Oh yes I remember now. Woo 80 peeps for teh London Bash:)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
# If I believed in the place I'd probably be destined to burn.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
# i don't know why
but i've seen this bindun three times yesterday and now today.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha

HULL!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Lols...
Funny and Sick! What a great combo
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
# A very slow non stop train to Hull for you
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
# You'll have company then.
Several goes at this recently. I'll laugh when/if she emerges
and does the all interview shows saying she ditched her idiot
parents as fast as she could. And has been in hiding mastering
classical piano with a mad monk in Mongolia.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
#
That's just so fucking easy for you to say...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# not sure if anyone has noticed
but maddie is an anagram of im dead
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Hahaha oh yeah
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# bindun
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# My Tattoo manderbrolt set


Click for bigger (25 kb)


edit Sorry for the thredjack too wanted it down by the manderbrolt set chat.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:39, archived)
#
Thats a mighty set of plums old boy.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:44, archived)
# It looks like a very obese man
bending over to take a fart.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Haha
Its also been called a raidoactive chicken and the blob and i big bird poo etc :) i have such wonderful friends
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:50, archived)
# what sort of geekiness compelled you to do this?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:49, archived)
# I love the chaos theory
And i really love the pictures that stem from it. That and i was earning wayyy to much money at the time :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
#
I figure you know its Mandelbrot...?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# yes hence the title "manderbrolt set" :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
#
ah...!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Is that a chaos symbol on your arm too?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# yes
Inspired me to continue the theme
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I don't know whether to laugh, applaud, or offer sympathy.
Interesting, to say the least.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Ink blot FTW!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# hurrah














...it looks like a bum at the bottom
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# FFS MAN! It looks like a pair of deranged Nutsacks!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I've just learned to animate in photoshop. I miss imageready.

thanks brianftang for the idea.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 7:48, archived)
# That is strangely hypnotising
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 7:52, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 7:55, archived)
# Woo!
I've gotten here by hacking a hospital computer! It was locked onto the hospital's intranet, but I bypassed it with some clever clicking about.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:03, archived)
# Nawty, nawty
very nawty! :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:13, archived)
# they're gonna give you the swine fu for it.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:14, archived)
# Also known as Mr T syndrome
AICMFP
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:28, archived)
# typical

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:47, archived)
# What a lully sight to behold on a Sunday morn.
'ningles all
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:34, archived)
# omg...
...my eyes bulge in unison.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Cooking with Pokies #14: Pear Cobbler
cfb 900k
Also: Portion with a view of the inside.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 6:38, archived)
# BEESHIT!
i love this.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 6:41, archived)
# Makes the top gooey and adds a bit of tartness.
Thx.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 6:44, archived)
# FUCKYEA!
I want foods
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 6:48, archived)
# The lack of technology, such as the PieFax, has been a constant source of irritation.
How am I supposed to send you a bit to taste without it, I ask you. All I can say is try the recipe(s).
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 6:52, archived)
# It looks really delicious
but until the invention of such a device, I have to manage eating this apple.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 7:21, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 7:20, archived)
# That's what she said!
As I think my Seaking might be a female one.
The horn is sort of small, that being the only
visible difference between the genders. [/;-D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 7:27, archived)
# \o/
I'm going up The Cobbler next week (in the rain, probably)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 7:26, archived)
# <insert obvious euphemism pun here>
*is devouring crunchy nut cornflakes* :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 7:28, archived)
# *checks link* Looks lovely, rain or not.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 7:30, archived)
# Theres a nasty bit at the true peak
Campbell chiefs were sent up there to test their bravery... I think I'll pass.
Threading the needle
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 7:36, archived)
# Nice views. You'd have the mad boys on bikes bouncing that here.
We've got a lot of rocky bits like that which are popular for that.
Also a lot of kids with broken bits from arsing about like fools.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 7:51, archived)
# I did that last year - With my eyes closed..

*Snow blindness
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:13, archived)
# I bet you are you saucy minx:P
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# This entirely makes up for only getting 3 hours kip!
Woo to the mother funking yay!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 7:51, archived)
# Thank you, glad to be of amusement.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 7:54, archived)
# And informative!
I demand that this gets made into a TV segment and put on Saturday Kitchen! I'm a bit bored with watching Rick Stein wandering the world being a twat.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 7:56, archived)
# LOL! It would be like "Gordon Ramsay meets Robot Chicken".
Only have seen a couple of the Rick Stein things, I was not impressed.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:05, archived)
# This is very educational and I thank you for your step by step guide...

I'm off to squeeze some bees now to see how much shit I can get from them!

* Happy Churchday everyone!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:12, archived)
# I have been thoroughly confused by lack of sleep and the bank holiday
Woke up this morning and couldn't remember if it was Saturday or Sunday. I'm still not enirely sure
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:14, archived)
# I hope the longer ones do give enough info for people to DIY.
Been trying to do more from scratch ones recently to that end. Thx.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:16, archived)
# Thay are Woo-tastic!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:18, archived)
# FWAR!
Nice pair!

EDIT: I was previously unaware that butter was meassured by the cup:P
Are you one of thems new fangled A merry cans?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Not really, but yes in a way.
Moved to Kunukistan as a child. Most products here have
both metric and imperial measurements on them now.
I learned to cook well before the change. Science in my
head is all metric, yet food is all in imperial portions. Odd.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:46, archived)
# ah
*drinks cup of butter*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# HE'LL SCREAM, YOU KNOW IT!
I sort of said I would to him as a joke, but then I had
some nice ones at hand and I love Cobblers. I await
his "FUCK!" with repressed joy and mirth.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# that made me hungry...
...it looks yummy!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Thx, it is. Give it a go sometime.
Not a hard one to do at all.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# i like that...
...'click for full story'....excellent!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# zalgo fucked up
how embarresed must he be . put your house on it
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:11, archived)
# I'd rather put a donk on it
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:12, archived)
# im not happy to be british at the min
fat bastard
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:15, archived)
# Rock n roll
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:17, archived)
# pacman eats ghosts
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:18, archived)
# pacman eats brits
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:18, archived)
# only retards watch boxing
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:24, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:30, archived)
# well fuck you black hat :S
how rude
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:37, archived)
# Pffft! That wasn't rude. This, however, is rude.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 6:00, archived)
# only retards get beat by boxers
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:30, archived)
# now I'm imagining a boxing ring full of boxers and retards
surrounded by thousands of ice cream vans

on fire
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:43, archived)
# also
all those people ricky told to put their house on him to win should be compensated ??!?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:23, archived)
# *wears box*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:24, archived)
# I am off to play with shiny things now...
Been nice chatting folks!
*waves bye byes*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:40, archived)
# this
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:45, archived)
# by fuck, second round? what is this guy?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:48, archived)
# I see what you did there.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Been a while since I have been here too!... have some TOAP(-ish stuff)

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:30, archived)
# SPN!...
...long time no see.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:34, archived)
# It has been a while hasnt it!
how you been my dear old internet friend?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:37, archived)
# well i got laid off, i'm broke, full of ideas...and only one place to put them...
.........
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:41, archived)
# This is why we love B3ta
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:44, archived)
# hey motherfucker! :D
did you get my text?

(still pissed this morn when I wrote it:)
good idea at the time!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:49, archived)
# No I didn't.
You must have had my old work number
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:51, archived)
# bugger
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:00, archived)
# bugger!
Sorry to hear it mate.

Plenty of that going on around here too...
wifey is having plenty of trouble finding work at the moment.

As long as you still have the internets, you'll be right! :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:47, archived)
# oh yeah!...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:51, archived)
# hahahahaa!
:D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Well, apparently the jobless rate in NSW is 6.9% unemployment.
that's higher than the nation's average
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:53, archived)
# *forces wifey to fit in with the other 93.1% of the NSW population*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:57, archived)
# *missread that type joke*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:58, archived)
# aw it looks so unhappy.
Poor little matchstick
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Matchstick
Haha - I like that a lot and now its mine.

Ace toap too.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:39, archived)
# ha ha...
...too funny!... :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:42, archived)
# K! - to the - 3! - to the b/-\b!
how the fuck are ya mate?

was thinking of getting in touch with gronk & bargey and having a Sunday lunch near a train station somewhere on the central coast. You up for it? Fortnights time perhaps?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:45, archived)
# i can probably make it
although I'll have to come up with a convincing excuse to escape the house. I'm not sure how well "mum I'm off to meet a bunch of wierdos I met on the web"

edit: I presume sunday lunch involves plenty of liquid refreshments and isn't a salad and water...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Tell her to grin and bear it.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:50, archived)
# I'd also have to tell her that I'm a wierdo on the interweb
she'd probably conclude I'm some sort of pervert...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:55, archived)
# Just tell her Matt will be there.
She will probably want to come too!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Matt is also the name of a gay guy I know...
I think the old chestnut of "so and so is having a party" might do...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:56, archived)
# You could tell her you're going to a Digital Arts meeting and that you've been invited by VIMOD
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:59, archived)
# tell your mother that you're grown up now and you don't need to explain yourself to her
follow up by saying that if she's worried that you'll do something she wouldn't approve of then she doesn't have faith in how she raised you.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:56, archived)
# I like that argument, I think I will use it often
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:59, archived)
# if she gets angry, just hug her and tell her you love her (before leaving)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:02, archived)
# then she WILL think I'm gay.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:04, archived)
# That's right, she'll think you're happy....
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:05, archived)
# ... and if she doesn't approve then she didn't raise you properly
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:07, archived)
# NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:08, archived)
# well not in my eyes, but let's face it, my mum is a bigot.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:09, archived)
# ahhh..... Catholic!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Haha - I like that
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:59, archived)
# pure awesomeness.
*summons up courage to tell mum*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:01, archived)
# tell your mum you are 25 now and don't need her permission
then do what you want and prepare for her wrath.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:09, archived)
# This sounds like a bold and daring plan
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:49, archived)
# we shall venture where no b3tard has ventured before!
I'll let you guys decide on the venue
(or we could just figure it out at the station, either way... I know fuck nothing about the central coast, unless it is an industrial area)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:51, archived)
# I'm off to tokyo on the 14th
any time before that, I'm not working so I have no excuse
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:52, archived)
# A weekday could be an idea - I'm not working either
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:55, archived)
# ^I can do weekdays much more easily...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:58, archived)
# unemployed motherfuckers.
Not me,
I have tried for 5 months to get a weekday or 2 off to sort out a few things.....
never ends up happening.
*practices positive visualisation techniques again*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:07, archived)
# if you give adequate notice and you have hours owing then they can't legally refuse
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:09, archived)
# shall put it in tomorrow
*places other shit that needs sorting on hold:)*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:29, archived)
# sound like a *ahem* "plan" then.
what time suits you guys?
I'll try & get a train that arrives close to yours?

/fucking hates "plans" as they never seem to work out. but this will change through positive visualisation techniques :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:56, archived)
# Just imagine a beer or two flowing into your mouth
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:58, archived)
# here's where most of my plans fall down
Someone else choose a date because otherwise it's tuesday.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:04, archived)
# I'm off now - but may pop back on later.
Tuesday the 12th is fine with me. If you guys arrange something, gaz me and let me know. Cheers!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:08, archived)
# if you guys all meet up, take pictures and post them
so we can point and laugh
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:11, archived)
# someone gaz me as well because i'm not really paying attention right now
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:17, archived)
# Sounds like Tuesday the 12th do then....
is 12.30 ok?
If so... I will gaz the super secret meeting place...
(best to email me through FB if there are any changes)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:22, archived)
# For ginger males this is correct.
Ginger females on the other hand, are a different story.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Let's get it on!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:45, archived)
# GET THE HELL OFF THE INTERNET AND GET BACK INTO THE PUB!
Woo!
How's things Sir?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:43, archived)
# HELLO YOU
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:47, archived)
# RACIST!
=D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Caturday Night At The Movies...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Meozzzzzzzzz!
Ace as always.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:20, archived)
# that is an impressive ammount of everything going on right there :D
much woo :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:20, archived)
# whoa!...good stuff!...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:23, archived)
# THIS DESERVES MORE REPLIES.
Woo and Yay!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:45, archived)
# I was going to reply, but I can't stop watching it.
FLYCAT!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:49, archived)
#
I will add one because of topqualityness
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:51, archived)
# this deserves many many more replies...
...WAKE UP WWW!!!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:53, archived)
# BRUNDLECAT
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:10, archived)
# FOOD HURTS
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:13, archived)
# "I like this"
Awesome anim!

I just came here, saw a zalgo and a 4chan style motivational poster pic, and despaired. Then I saw this. Woo!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 6:11, archived)
# This needs more woo!

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 7:43, archived)
# I bow at your talent
These never fail to make me feel good :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:27, archived)
# christ thats good
i'm always amazed that you can make soemthing that looks this smooth at such a small file size
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Ta dudes
Posted a bit late then went to bed: )
I have to optimise the bugger quite a bit tho. Loses a fair amount of colour.
Damit!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# brilliant :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
# KICKIN' IT OLD SCHOOL!
NOW SLOWER
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:19, archived)
# OH YEAH!
Make that gingerbread man work it!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:22, archived)
# so the thing in the middle is the madelbrot set
so what is the rest of it?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:30, archived)
# The peel
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Stuff that is not, colour tells you how soon it was rejected, part of the set.
Shitty explanation, but that's the sort of the idea. Number of steps it took to go away into infinity.
There are other features and methods to catalog a point; orbits, wells, and the like. I only get
or understand about 70% of what is actually going on with those kind of fractals.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:37, archived)
# that's 65% more than I understand about them
I just change the numbers slightly in the formulas until the child in me shouts 'pretty!!'
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:40, archived)
# also, which one o you wiseguys has been posting to CL Saint Louis personals
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:43, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:52, archived)
# ah so the one in the middle is f(z)= z^2+c1
the others might be f(z)= z^3+c2 etc...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:52, archived)
# i dont know what this means, but the one I used was
mandel
z(0) = c = pixel;
z(n+1) = z(n)^2 + c.

Two parameters: real & imaginary perturbations of z(0)
...and all I did was change the 'real' from 0 to 1, then 2, then 3...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:59, archived)
# ah and then the plot is shaded by the number of iterations it takes for a point
to piss off to infinity? I think I understand what's happening now...

This sortof thing is what happens when you fiddle with the power of z:


( that's f(z)=z^pi+c )
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:09, archived)
# NEVER FIDDLE WITH THE POWER OF Z
Z takes a dim view on such behaviours.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Z CAN KISS MY MATHEMATICAL ARSE
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:19, archived)
# it will invert you into a swine curve.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:21, archived)
# A masterful pun.
Well done, not too tough, nice and tender.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:47, archived)
# Lumpy goodness.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:17, archived)
# mmm porridge
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:20, archived)
# a perfect buttox sequence
:P
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:22, archived)
# so...is the center a vortex?...
...scary!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:25, archived)
# This is a vortex


It's generated by the equation governing a mexican who needs to shit
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:27, archived)
# oh...
... i thought he was pacing in his cell.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:28, archived)
# he's waiting for his bucket to be delivered
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:37, archived)
# short explanation: it makes all kinds of wiggly patterns
long explanation: it makes all kinds of wiggly patterns using sums
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:41, archived)
# I'm confused as to what the other frames are.
I kinda know a little bit about the generation of the fractal, but I don't understand what's going on with the map after the main features of the Mandelbrot set are apparent
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:43, archived)
# Key point on Mandelbrot's set is the interior area...
...is infinite. All the other settings don't exhibit this. Although
Julia sets of near-by settings may do so. There may actually be
a real limit to the interior, as topographically there must be.
As to how far down the calculation that limit is--has been the
hard bit for the real math wanks. It's sort of like a mobius
strip in 2(plus some fraction)D. Or so Mandelbrot says.

edit: Not what you were on asking, as I see above, oops. [/;-)

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:58, archived)
# this hurts my head.
I like the idea of 'I wanked the numbers in the iteration formula until i got something pretty'
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:04, archived)
# His run walks to the near-by areas. If we zoomed in on those...
we'd likely find that the set does resolve to continuous flat result between
any given feature points*. At least, that is what should happen. But that's
where my head starts to hurt. Mainly in how one can anticipate this from
the stated formula. Madness in jars and buckets if you ask me.

* except at the Mandelbrot set point.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:14, archived)
# all i have gathered from this is that infinity is blue.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Infinite, not infinity as such.
Also
one should be careful to note that it is infinite within
the bounds that have been set to check or test for.
The rest, other colours, already went to infinity.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:26, archived)
# I have that
Tattooed on my shoulder, the manderbrolt set that is...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:30, archived)
# to infinity...and beyond!...


(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:45, archived)
# that is the grooviest
vagina I have ever seen
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:58, archived)
# OK NOW FASTER AGAIN
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:54, archived)
# I like it fast and weird
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:44, archived)
# Dear God, that is FANTASTIC!!!
It has a strange hypnotic effect...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Shamelessly using Atomic's source pic...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Looks like they need three.
Perhaps three and a half due to an implicit deficit on Brown's part.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Pfft, nicely shopped
I just got an email from somebody called Courtenay. Surely that's not a legitimate name.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
# i'm honored in some small way...
...but it belong's to Henry.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Another ContextFree thingy
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# PRETTYTRIANGLES.JPG
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
# FUUCKCKAK!!!!
lines man, lines
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
# i spent hours mangling cockweasle's image...
...and now you're just gonna push it down...eh?.... :D

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:23, archived)
# [+(120)F-(90)f+(90)f-90F]+(90)GG[-(90)F+(90)f+(90)F+(90)f]G[+(90)F+(90)f+(90)F+(90)f]
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:27, archived)
# /0
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Did I fuck it up?
Should work out as \∧/ |⁻⁻| |⁻⁻|
But I'm too lazy to check.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
# *snicker*...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:59, archived)
# I try to be so, yes.
Most days it just comes off as just annoying and slightly boring. [/;-D

Arf, \o/, and thx.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:10, archived)
# i can't think of a single time...
...when you were annoying or boring!... :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:16, archived)
# INFINITE HEALTH
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
# EYE APOSTROPHE DEE ELL OH ELL
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:47, archived)
# my web browser thinks this is some kind malicious keylogger code
i did a packet capture, and you made all of my banking transactions redirect to an IRC server in the island nation of Niue
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:07, archived)
# LOL! If only it was that easy.
Nice gears!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Cellophane morning.
It reminds me of the morning after I saw glowing loaves of Wonderbread.

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Amazing stuff
as per usual. :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:50, archived)
# sorry,...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Wonderful!~
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
# o.k., i'm sorry i stole cockweasle's image, but i thought it was funny!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
# needs more bennett
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
# tony?...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:45, archived)
# no


of the matrix opponent variety
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:04, archived)
# this image is screaming to me
it's screaming "YEAH VICTORY" in a huge font

:D

(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Its victory as you say
But in a way that you can tell he's had a struggle but finally come through. I like to think this image would be frozen at the end of an 80s film montage :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:17, archived)
# of course
it could be nothing other than an 80's film victory

he's still fucked :)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
# haha yeah
he's the mascot of a top NBA team and their star gets injured. All the subs are injured also (by coincidence) and he comes on to make the winning basket (with one second to go). Next scene is him slobbering on the trophy .
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:25, archived)
# heh
slobbering onbeing dragged away by the authorities after trying to mate with
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
# haha
final scene is him having his nappy changed with the trophy in shot (covered in jizz)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:39, archived)
# ON FIRE!
:D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:40, archived)
# why does the scarecrow
have bigger tits than Dorothy?

Explain that one, MGM
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# because they are all fucked up on drugs
FUCKED UP

follow follow follow follow... WOAH MY HANDS ARE SO BIG.. MAN... FLYING MONKEYS... HAHAH THAT LION, HE'S GOT NO CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM

WOAH!

HEHEHEHEHEHE

I'm hungry.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 3:22, archived)
# because he stuffs...
...heh heh!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:18, archived)
# The land of Snarn.
:)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 2:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# FFFFUUUUUCK!
lovely work!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# aaargh
bloody hell thats horrible
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
get your ass to mars!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Start the reactor?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
# BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# ahahhAHaha TRUMPETS.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:03, archived)
# LOLCORNET!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:07, archived)
# ROFLTROMBONE
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
# CONTRABASSCLARINETOCOPTERS!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
# They've got fuck all on
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# they could make sweet sweet
music together...
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Well I was in Switzerland last year,
and I did hear a Sousaphone playing with a Contra Bassoon. Does that count?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
# oh, yeah...
that's close enough. a big woodwind versus brass face-off - BATTLE!!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Free Mars...
*gasps*

*expires*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:02, archived)
# QUAID.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# HA HA HA, you think this is the real Quaid...?
... IT IS!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# hahaha
fuck!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# *Throws anti thyroid drugs*
*Scarpers*
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Caught sight of a real space lizard.
Arf.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# ha, brilliant!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
# haha
there was a woman on TV would could actually do that with her eyes I always thought that her eyes would fall out but they never did.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
# This actually happens on a very regular basis
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Its happening to me right now.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Channel 5 will make a documentary about you
The Man With Regularly Inflating Eyeballs
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:14, archived)
# dat boy iz...
...sick!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:22, archived)
# He's just found this article..
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 1:24, archived)

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