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# jeff buckley multi layer vector thing...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Oh wowzers
this is very special.

edit: I'm getting out of here. See you guys and dolls later.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# What what what?
You're going home early?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# cor that is very nice, esp his hand
also, I have never heard any Jeff Buckley songs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# He does a good version of "Lilac Wine"
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# who?
I'm over 30 and only listen to tapes I bought when I was 14.
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Please tell me you're kidding
He had a voice that invokes yearning in all who hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Yep, A yearning to change the radio station
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Ha ha!
You silly. Who listens to the wireless anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Listen to radio 4 over wifi
does that count.
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Well I'm over 30
I don't listen to tapes. (so that was a lie)

But I don't know who he is. I could have heard him and thought - thats ball less shite. but I think that of most stuff these days.

Just had a listen to some tracks. His death was no loss.


(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# you might know his Dad Tim
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# You dropped this ¬
t

Also "Is Vec-tor... Is Vec-tor..."

As in...
The night is young, the mood is mellow
And there's music in my ears
Say, is Vec-tor ?

I hear ringing in the air
So I answer the phone
A voice comes over clear
Say, is Vec-tor ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# pffft...
Jason king (sort of) FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# nice!
is he having an attack of the vapours?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# very good,but i really really love the first 2 pics on your profile,excellent
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# thanks!
:D
this one came out well

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# stunning
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# cracks in the fabric of spacetime!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# very nicely done
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Top stuff, right there!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Superb pic, of course.
But I'm duty-bound to say (and I bore people along these lines every time Jeff Buckley is mentioned),
HIS DAD IS BETTER. LISTEN TO THE TIM BUCKLEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
#
or just listen to This Mortal Coil's 'Song to the Siren' instead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# his dad is ace too!
i like them both
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# He looks like he may have poked his fingers through the loo paper when he wiped his arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# lol!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# And some of us look like we've done that and then run our fingers through our beards before realising what's what.
And then just shrugged.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Say 'yes' to Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] in cinemas now
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Twitter proved frustrating for some...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha this one is good, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Arf!
Quasi-relatedly

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# haha!
very related! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# ha ha He's gone into writing filter busting spam text now....(genuine text in an email I got years ago..)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Have a pome...
"Long and thin goes too far in,
And doesn't please the ladies.
Short and thick well does the trick
And gives them all the babies"

Approves
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Oh yes!
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# In my head
'Pop goes the weasel' tune fits.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# that's a very moving poem.
*wipes away a tear*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# is it a cloudy white tear?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I am shocked
at the inference. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha!
"goatish fen-sucked horn-beasts"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Thou
spongy spur-galled measle!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Have you been on your Facebook insult generator?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# haha!
rumbled - an insult generator, yes. facebook? non.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# thou, sirrah,
art the ill-conceived brood of a gin-swilling tavern-wench and a dandified frenchman!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# We leak in your chimney.
(that's from Henry IV, part 1, apparently...)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# hahahahaha....
"You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate."
"It's the latest fashion actually and as a matter of fact it makes me look rather sexy!"
"To another plate swallowing bird perhaps. If it was blind and hadn't had it in months."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# haha...
ruffs are silly!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# blackadder = win
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# :D
backatcha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Ha ha this is brilliant :D
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# cheers, matey!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# *registers BardofAvon*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# oh, he's a hoot!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# this thread WILL be deleted in a minute or so no fucking moaning
anyone else having /board loading problems?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# fucking moans.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# FAIL! Read the FAQ you looser!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I'll loose you mi laddo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# and your now missing two from your 4x4 grid..

Double Fail!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# it's a 7 x 2 for me
but I've added 2 more just for you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Thanks - Your great..

* I don't think you should deleted this post any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I'm not
I've declared it a tea and bourbon break
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I have a packet of "Muddy Bears" and a packet of "Go Bananas Bears"

* Not sure which to have first?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# munch them together
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# yes, ok one minute, slow the next, very slow
happened last night as well



(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# u need teh upload codez
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Aye, slower than the children of Girls Aloud.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
just for this, I'm leaving the thread here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Yep
but our internets at work are bobbins today so it might not be all b3ta's fault.

Oh, and rah rah flame flame rant.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I've just came here and ended up
b3ta.com/newsletter/

weird
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Oh, I thought I'd clicked the link with my spazzy fingers.
I don't think it's wise to rule that out, but this possibly happened to me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# the link on firefox usually takes me to the front page..

didn't this time
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# yes
Slow as fuck she is.

Scotty I said more power!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# i canna give ye more power, captain!
we got no dilithium crystals!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# We'd better get some radiation from those Nuclear Wessels
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# *transports to alameda*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
:D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# TONY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# tony?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# thanks, prodge! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# yes
its feacking sloow on the boards.
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# yes
for a couple of days it's been taking ages to load
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I thought it was the cricket
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Yes, but it only started slowing about ten minutes ago.
A snail managed to traversed my entire keyboard and the page still hadn't reloaded.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# It'll be the threadwasters
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# i want a chocolate bourbon now you bastard
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# have some tea with that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# The Futility Of Railing At The Ills Of The World

Visit my piss-poor blog here for less compressed, bigger version.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Fp for the above please
NOICE AND CLICKS AND WOO
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# the magic donkey
will get upset with you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# The magic donkey can suck my balls,.
Please Please Please Please Please ...
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# That would require resizing the FP again.
But yes, very much this.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# wow!
is that Gordy Brown in the middle?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Ha, I was thinking this
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I think that just about sums everything up
... aside from womens

WOO YAY HOOPLA PANOWIE CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# This is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# wonderful stuff
have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahah Born to Krill.
Hahahaa
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Also hooray for the 1940s Press Photographer look.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# arf!
the stary eyes make this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# very good
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# aiyeeeeeeee!
snotpigalert!

thooper pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Haha ace

Also, your teeth* = win

* The ones you draw. I have no idea about your real teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# That about sums up this cuntry,
thankyou. Now provide a solution...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# absolutely wonderful
I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Don't be fooled by his eyebrow moves

He's actually happy !
Why ? He always wins at XTreme Hide and Seek, bloodbath edition
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# He is a nice character.
Sorry, important threadjack:

The oreo biscuit...

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# It's no Bourbon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# *salutes the Bourbon*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Revolutionary biscuits of Italy, rise up out of your box. You have nothing to lose but your wafers.
Yum yum yum yum yum.

Has just rememeber Bourbon was french, but it was still from the same sketch anyway!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# you are thinking of Garibaldis
dead flies, but yummy dead flies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# That'll be your Peak Freans Trotsky Assortment
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# haha
a box full of pink wafers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
#
A glass of Bourbon
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# It's not
At best it's an immigrant biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# coming over herw
nicking our tea
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# British biscuits for British tea!
Or maybe the other way, neither really makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# abomination as are most US 'sweets'
hydrogenated horse-spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# A country singularly unable to make Chocolate.
Worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# ^ this with lots of added this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# it could be why they are war-mongerers
the Swiss - excellent chocolate and all they do is steal plundered possessions
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# *ahem*
"You know what the fellow said—in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# and a shitload of Nazi gold
wait...a Nazi cuckoo clock made of gold - a little shiny Hitler pops out and says ZE TIME ISS! NOW! IT ISS OCKSENKOPFZEIT! JA!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Bullock's head time
my favourite time!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# haha - Billy Bleach...
Then there was this lad from down Hackney way, his mother was Iranian, his dad was Russian and he was born in Switzerland, you could tell him a mile off, he was always shuffling along ten yards behind the rest of the family wearing a yashmak and drinking vodka from a cuckoo clock. Course there was this kid at school, his mother was French and his father was a German he was a complete cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# oh this
Hersey's?

Shitsey's more like!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I've never met anyone who likes them
and everybody who goes to the US on holiday always brings them back for the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# they can't make a car that goes round corners
how can we expect them to have mastered something as important as chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# "Candy"
is an automatic indication it will be bad
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# One a scale of 1 to 10 of awfulness
(1 being warm freshly basked bread and 11 being Battenberg)
The Oreo comes in at 9.5
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Arf
Battenberg really is b3ta's marmite
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# you are treading a thin line here Archie!
and I'm not talking about Oreos!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# WHAT
what's this? Battenberg horrible?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# You know it, I know it, but the world refuses to see it
Wake up Sheeple!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# All true.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# it's not about the taste...which is shite
it's about the beauty of its form that makes it the princess of cakes
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# yes, battenberg is horrible. it's coated in marzipan. My ejaculate tastes nicer.
and before you ask, yes I have.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# you two need to go to a weirdos convention
on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I don't mind the marzipan so much
It's the gunk between the near-miraculously dry cake and the marzipan that gets me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# You dunked your oreos in it, didn't you
It's COW milk you use, not man milk
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I don't ever recall eating an oreo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# abomination unto Nuggan
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
*wonders how many people will get the joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# not me, i totally failed to hit it off with some bird obsessed with pratchett.
I mean let's face it, I'm a hitchhiker's man.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# heheheh
pratchett is ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I dislike pratchett for the two obvious reasons provided, despite never reading any of his work
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# you should give him a try
i recommend lords and ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# No, go for 'Mort' first.
Or one of the Guards ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# humph.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# i've got an autographed copy of feet of clay
just finished re-reading it. might re-read the truth next.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I thought you were a froopy dude
Nice towel, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# it's hoopy frood (chapter 3, page 25 on my edition)
/needless pedancy :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# you can also pick me up for:
not specifying edition
and
the phrase 'on my edition'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# You passed the test!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I know where my towel is :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# *genuflects in your general direction*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# boo?
this is quite a nice pic and deserves more attention than a pissing contest over a biscuit
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Yeah, apologies for that, I thought I'd let DEMOCRACY solve a debate
Some top facial animation, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Clean yourself up, dirty boy
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# i'd clean him
i'd clean him good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# *prepares bucket of cold water for SM*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# bucket's not gonna do it
better get the hose ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# i love hoses
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Best of all the water dispensers?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# me too...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# And perhaps a cleaning woman...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# yep!
i may have to hire a cleaner again, i hate housework
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Yes, but she must be homely
So she can't compete with us for his affections
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# my auntie.
she's got hairs on her chin so long she can lay them out as tripwires. she looks like a mad catwoman.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# She's hired!
So, who's to have him over Christmas hols, then? I'll rock, paper, scissors best of three with you to get him for New Year's Eve...

PS. Got any mistletoe?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# you can have him christmas
i'll have him new year.
i've got special christmas knickers with mistletoe all over them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Done, done and done!
Can't wait to unwrap him
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# i'm always at mum's for christmas
i'm not letting her near him!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# ^
only as Logan though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Because he has a beard?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Pretty much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# What about mutton chops?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# All facial hair is better than no facial hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Please tell that to my boss
I didn't shave today and he's not very happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Does it affect your ability to do your job?
Are you customer-facing?

If the answer is no to both tell him to sod off, and tell him i told you you could say it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# That's the thing, I'm allowed to wear a Tshirt, cargos and trainers (unless a client is coming in)
But a bit of facial hair and it's a nono.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# If anything the beard is the source of all power.
If you can get it to grow into one feature with your hair then it powers up like the deathstar and fires a laserbeam out your nose.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I think I love you
Beardy men are the BEST
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Except trampy beards.
Trampy beards are a bit eeehhh.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# What's a trampy beard?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# You know, the ones that are all manky and have birds living in them
And are grey and bedraggled and smell
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# One with a shape shaved into it
I think I'm confused about the definition of 'berad'

And 'trampy'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Deep breaths, Scarry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# This kind of thick unkempt beard that combined with long hair makes you look like a tramp (and about ten years older)

twitpic.com/47nll/full
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Or a member of a thrash band
which you don't want to hear my opinions about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# They have tramps fronting thrash bands?
That would be quite cool to go see a band and there being a manky dog tied by a bit of rope to the microphone stand.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Fuck him, who is he- Thatcher?
Tell him if he's got a problem with your facial hair, he damn well better have a problem with all the women in the office's facial hair too. To their faces. Like a big brave boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# There are no womenz in this office
Well our accountant is, but she only works Tuesday mornings.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Ah, nuts.
I'd just say 'well you expect me to have to deal with that (gesture to his face) all day, what's your problem?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ^THIS
let him front hairy mabel from human resources and tell her to shave that sprouting black mole on her chin!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Pffft
You tell 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# It fucking annoys me.
Not just because I eventually want all men to be banned from using razors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# you really like
the hasidic jew look, don't you? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# They should all look like cro-magnons, smash.
Cro-magnons or pirates.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# FUCKING SHITTY MAGNONS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# :D
You make me laugh at least once a day, you loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# \o/
I'm happy with that strike rate
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Oh God yes, PIRATES
*drools some more

Not the Somalian variety though, I'm strictly after the Jack Sparrow type
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Luckily, I've got a lookalike of my very own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# You lucky thing!
*envies from a distance
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# i wouldn't say no to being dragged into hugh's cave
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Yep, control freaks.
I try not to eat them too often.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# shave every day, except for a patch on your cheek
then paint a big mole under the unshaven bit

see how he likes that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ^this^
my inability to grow a convincing beard is countered by my phenomenal Noddy Holder-style acoutrements
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I can't grow a beard and I'm nearly 32.
CURSE THESE GENES.

Sorry, I meant:

FUCK ME I'M PETER PAN.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# ^this
I have to wait 18 days before it becomes noticeable that I haven't shaved
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# My brother-in-law's back hair grows at about two miles an hour. It's mental.
He is massively foreign, though, so that's to be expected.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Shit off, are you really?!
You're going to look about 40 when you hit your 90s.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Either that or my face will collapse when I'm 35.
But yes. I got IDed at Download festival last year. Actually INSIDE the festival. I mean. For fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I thought you were my age.
Don't get all offended by that. Bet you will now. Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# It's kind of a default setting, really, isn't it?
I think 'yeah, you're about my age' about pretty much everyone I ever meet, so I reckon I'm usually the offender rather than the offendee.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I'm 24
and have been told in the past couple of years that I liiked about 30, about 18 and about 25.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I know the feeling.
I got IDed buying booze at Christmas. I'm 32 as well, and might be able to manage a beard if the 'tache is optional. Maybe.

On the plus side, people usually guess my age as being around 21-25, so it has its benefits.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# That's a tad harsh, Joe.
I've met her, and I thought she was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# This with fucking BELLS on
I love my blokes bearded, with that slightly scruffy look.

*moons over Hugh a bit more*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Mmmm, stubbly
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# yes
he's so much sexier when he's not being clean-shaven and australian
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Preach, preach.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# clean-shaven only works with extremely square jaws
such as brendan fraser
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Oooh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# It's the sideburns, right?
chicks dig the sideburns
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Sideburns are awesome, Joe
(yes yours are even better)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# My profile pic does not do their current state justice
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I look forward to the meet with baited breath
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hurrah
*buys extra velcro*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Horoay for dangling from Joe's face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# haha
this shall be our sneaky plan for the bash
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# oo-er!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Rumours are...
he likes musicals, and is unmarried in his 40s, and has played gayers on stage

AND happy candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# *LOL*
So, what are you saying Joe?

*continues laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I'm just saying there are rumours about those things
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hehehe
They're not rumours, The story about him doing Carousel on stage is in the trades.

bascially, he's a close friend of Dorothy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# thanks
at least i could go shopping with him. he's still one delicious chunk of arm candy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Allow me to burst your bubble...
He likes musicals, played Peter Allen in "The Boy From Oz"
Happily married to Deborah Furness, and has three kids.

Bitch. I'd have him so fast his head would spin
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# All this
Have you heard him sing? *goes dreamy eyed*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Mrs T, the man is a walking wet dream
Being able to sing as well is almost too terrible for the rest of the men on the planet to compete with.

May I join you in your drooling?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# "Happily married to Deborah Furness, and has three kids."
Now we're talking beards....


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Outta my way, woman, I saw him first!
Can't wait for the back scratch afterwards...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# there's enough for all!
still mine, though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Well, for you, I'm willing to share
But I get him on Saturday nights
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Happy candle day.
Try not to do anything too risky with the candle.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# 0_0
i hadn't actually thought of that! my filth gland is running dry!
*worries*
also, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Heh
My filth gland has been reactivated by the appearance of a traditionally built lady.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# traditionally?
you mean rubinesque?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Ooooh yes
Built with solid foundations and enormous flying buttresses.
*nearly exhausts architectural euphemisms*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# you know what they say
if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# bathtiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmeeeeeee
splishy
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# "stay in there too long, young man, and you'll rust!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I've only seen X2 of all the X men films
it was total crap as opposed to this pic which is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Ever had one of those days...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# WOAAAAAAAAAAAGH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# no
but then i've never eaten lightning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Ee, lass, y've not lived.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# true
i've eaten snake, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# "Ohh boy!" *leaps*
brill, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# An ex of mine used to do that....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Ah.
One of those days.

Nope!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I think (in about 30 minutes time*) I shall be having one of those.
* when my esteemed US colleagues arrive in the office.

Scarily good, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# You have 30 minutes to dress everyone up in Morris dancing outfits
and then to pretend it is all perfectly normal and nothing out of the ordinary
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# But.... but - that's what we normally dress in...
*is confused*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# brilliant
clicks :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# yesterday
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# An Evel Kinevel Storm Trooper helmet...

...an I idea I am toying with but am having trouble getting the stars n stripes to follow the contours of the helmet. I have created the banner separately as a straight design then tried to bend it to fit the helmet. Is there a better way to do it? If not, is there an easier way to fit it to the contours as free transform/warp isn't the easiest! All answer on a post card please!

P.S is it any good anyway?!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# It's ace.
I can't be of any help on the contours I fear. If freebs is still around he will probably have some good advice.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# wow yes
this should exist in reality
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# this is fit for the stig's birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# try drawing the line you want the stars to follow as a single line with the pen tool
then make the stroke of that line the stars pattern (assuming you've saved it as a custom brush). I assume you're using illustrator for this?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# you are going to have to
draw the stripes and make them fit ( which should be easy ) or you are going to have to get a 3D model and map it on as a texture then export the stripes as an image to paste on your trooper image.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# freaking ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# zomg another jadelol

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Please stop me trotting this out

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Oooooof!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# haha
and I thought I'd roasted this to death
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I'd not seen it, sir
a gem.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# You're ever so active today, Grunty.
Howcum? Hmmmmmmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# DON'T READ ANYTHING INTO THAT, FOLKS! HE'S NOT DOING WHAT YOU ALL THINK HE'S DOING!
(OK, maybe he is. Dunno. But he's typing pretty darn quick if he is.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Ha ha, Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# At least Dr Manhattan fucked off out of it
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# icy dead people?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# haha
reminded me of this
static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/4/titanicfail.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# heheheh
my mate used to stand on the front of the trolley when we went shopping, shouting "i'm king of the world!"
we got barred from that somerfield eventually...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# hehe
it's for the best
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Hoppy b3taday, Smashers!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# harpy b3taday Smash!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Suddenly Icy is standing beside you
You don't need no make-up
Don't have to preteeeeeend!
Suddenly Icy is here to provide you
with sweet understanding
Icy's your friend!

/musicals
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha!
i'm going to have to watch that again soon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# grrrr.... don't make me.....

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I'm guessing the product is an electric shaver
No hair, no headlice. Simple!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Happappappapappy b3taday, Smash!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
I cannot draw, so have this ascii dinosaur I ripped off from somewhere round here...

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Apologies to the originator - let me know if it's your work and I will fully credit.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# dapper dino!
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] How's My Driving?
Call 0800 256 897

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
get back to work you - you're far too busy for this stuff

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# you're right
tata
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# no - I didn't mean it
come baaaaaaaaaack
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Oi!
Shouldn't you be working?

Actually, shouldn't I be working?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# no
but I should be
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I know I should be
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

...
(Virulent, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# *living room lols*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Now you go and stand over there =====> and think about what you've done.
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# an old one...
(Virulent, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# He ripped off 'Magic Window' by BoC.
/obscure & unlistenable
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# ha, I only just noticed this
Magic Window is great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Careful now
John cage will sue
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# 4' 33 not on Spotify!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUJagb7hL0E
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# He was such a pretentious twat.
Why people even bothered to listen to his nonsense is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# *LOL*
Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
#
(Virulent, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# pffft
sorta bindun though ;)
twitter.com/TheMime
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I'm scared now.
How could you know about such things?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# internet


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# It's madness, I tell you
Madness!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Madness...
this..is...B3TA!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# witchcraft
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I demand you sing that, next time we see each other.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# lol
Dang it, never seen that :p
(Virulent, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# hehehe...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Arf!!


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Oh, that is quite wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# ^this
First time a mime has made me smile
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Also, this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# *groan*
totally unrelated: have b3tards infiltrated Test Match Special?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Do tell!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Yes, this!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# they're talking about welcoming alien overlords
which I know is a Simpson's quote, its just reading like the /board over there today
edit: and kerploding blimps and optimismeters for anyone bothered news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/england/8037545.stm
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# *tunes in*
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# they are all a bit mad those cricket fans
MAD!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# goodbye b3ta
i'll be back in a few days whern this compo is exhausted
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# kid you not
twitter.com/themime
(FlyingGiraffe I thought Deep Throat was a movie about a giraffe, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# The very rare 'Maul Fish'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# *hums imperial march*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I'm surprised Lucas hasn't actually marketed a Darth Vader Aquarium...
it's not like ther e is much he hasn't stuck the Star Wars on...

Top stuff Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Thanks Stevie!
I think they should actually create a Maul Fish :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# that's all that was left of him really :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] no wonder they always find him...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Haha, that's clever
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha...
silly han.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Feeling silly...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# please - they really irritate her - St Bernard Righton.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Not St. Bernard Manning?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# no
www.youtube.com/watch?v=svLyyzBC_qI
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I hope that's old as I've been telling that gag for about 15 years!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# early 90s I think
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Quick Question
How many 'Glitter' puns on 'twitter' have ben done so far?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# not enough in my opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# At least one that I've seen...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I saw one right at the start
but not since, I don't think. Make a funny one, go on.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# 1,324,200.5

the point five one was about his brother, Georgie Glitter
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Has anyone got a wife or has anyone got... got a girlfriend or a female friend or has anyone like ever seen a woman in a picture or whatever? Yeah, well, women - right, get this - Why do they take so long to get ready?
Edinburgh this summer, I'm there.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# wish I was
I'd love to get up there for the fringe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# It's funny cos it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Ba dum tish!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Oh lordy...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# yay!
a stand up, sit down, roll over, play dead comedian..
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Gary Larson rang - he wants his joke back ;)
Nicely done, you daft sod.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# bollox...
ah well...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# We've all done it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# haha
the chap from Rentaghost?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Slightly beaten to the punch by Fred Dineage.


Have it anyway.

Props to drbroon for the spitter logo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# utterly forgiven
top wooage!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Ithankee
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Thank you for doing this first :D
Except you haven't, but never mind, I like yours better :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# My pleasure...
It's always satisfying when you spend a fair amount of time on something, only to find that someone's done a quick and dirty version while you were working on it, and then you post it smack in the middle of a threadrush :/

The joys of b3ta!

I'm happy with it though :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I too saw drbroons logo and had this idea
But would never have been able to do it justice :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# a labour of love...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# haha!
that's well done.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Thankee sir.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Have some mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# we are all sheep
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# We have always been at war with Facebook
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the apps that make it speshul
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# *applauds*
Have a click :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Alright, name ONE thing that's funnier than a CDC
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Anything
Done
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# :)
'ello Jessie. Still coming to the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ANOTHER CDC!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# surely
a crudely drawn cock drawn on a crudely drawn cock
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Hey Dawg!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Just the C.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Ooowww
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Jessie with a lampshade on her head.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# She'd look beauteous and exotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# She does anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# More so!
Don't try and get me into trouble!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Sorry!
I didn't mean it in a .... Oh, you know what I mean!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# :D hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Farts
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# You've just lost the game

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# *attacks ref*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# An anatomically incorrect flange.
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# In before calgacus!
Kinda

www.b3ta.com/board/9427314
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# *doffs hat*
Thought I'd fart around with Twitter search cos it was, err, easier than mucking around with the Twitter interface
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# This wins everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# ATTENTION ALL CHEESE SHOP OWNERS! Rats have got glass cutting equipment and they know how to use it...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# You're gonna need a bigger hole to get them bigger cheeses out
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# £19,500 /kg
That's some expensive cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# It's red pecorino - the King of umami. That's a fair price.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# which is the one with maggots in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# That Pecorino looks a bit nom!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# HAH! I'd like to see him climb that ladder
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# yay!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# We're gonna need to hire some ninja-cats to deal with this!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# pretty neat work,
the clever thing!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# haha
and I must point to this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_Shop_sketch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
Not today, sir - no.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Alex.


CLICK FOR BIGGAR
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# that's v good
she should see a specialist about that tusk though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Tweezers
are good for grey nasal hairs.
tis good
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# MICK FLEETWOOD: DENTAL PRACTITIONER
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Ooh! Gorgeous colours
Have a woo and a yay for good measure
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# yes this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# She looks well chuffed with something - have you just offered her a cake?
Ace stuff, sir.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I've never met her.
It's a friend of mine's sister. I'm generous with my cake, though, so I probably would.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Excellent cake skills, sir.
They are to be applauded.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Ooh, shiny!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# That's rather nice
I love the colours.

Ooh, Lost's downloaded. See you in 45, b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Lovely...
lots of character in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# moody

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Eeeek!
I've turned into mediocre....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# OUTSTANDING work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Alex?
Who the fuck is Alex?! Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

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