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Remember folks...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

hahahah

yes!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

Mmmmmmmm.... lamb.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

Fuck yeah!

I'm sure there's some lamb in the freezer

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

They call them lamb these days?

In my day it was chicken

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

hmnnn... In my day it was called chips and egg

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Right that's it.

Boss says I can go early.
Pub time.
Good weekend all.
xXxGxXx

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

have fun

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

Tra Geoffypoos

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

Huzzah!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

You too fella!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

Happy marination!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

*waves*

Byee!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

bye!

oh - he's gone.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

In my day it was called dead whores.

(waxdart hello., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

In my day they were called a healthy smack and big portion of do what you're told.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

yum

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

YAY!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Beautiful.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

Arf!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

cake'n'eggs

(waxdart hello., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

MichelineBoy likes hashbrowns.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

Oh yes indeedy...

:D
I thought I'd done something using this image, but can't find it. So, have a Jebus instead...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

hehehe

TOUCH ME JESUS SO THAT I MAY BE HEALED!

C'MON GET A MOVE ON!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

fucking hellfire :)

guffaws...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

Have a Hnri

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

ahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

hahaha, excellent

I wish I had more bucky pics

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

I've got loads! :D

and with this I'm offski..bye :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

Hahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

pffft

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

Spot on!

If Jesus were on earth today, I bet he'd be a Carling kind of guy.

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

yay for bucky

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:31, archived)

this is going to taste great - I'm mostly just been feeding it on rosemary and sage...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

hahaha!!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

Hahaha

dear lord.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

SOOO VERY HUNGRY

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

compo it.!

I have a leg of lamb for Sunday lunch but my folks who usually come round, are away so I might just be rebellious and have butties and beer, with lashings of football and bike racing.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

you know... I've never seen a three legged lamb

I wonder where they all get to?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

I was lied to about this.

When I was very young, probably just 4 or 5, I was in the butcher's and I started to wonder what happened to all the animals that they took the meat from. So I asked my mom about it, and she basically lied to me.
She said the animals were ok and they could grow back anything that was taken from them. I don't suppose I believed that for very long, but it was enough to shut me up right then.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

Pffft.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

bless her, it was out of love for her sensitive little man, I'm sure.

my kids (though we eat very little flesh at home) refer to everything as chicken. They know it's not, we know we know it's not, but I think it somehow makes them feel better about it so we just smile.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

Mmmm

the minty lamb of god

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

yes. absolutely yes.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

A stupid idea that'll never catch on...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

DON'T GET ME STARTED!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

As my dear Mam would say

they'll have bard backs by the time they're 30

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

and be in bed under the doctor

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

They'll stoop like Shakespeare?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

They'll be hunched over like a lute?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

*gets you started*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

meh - I'm spent

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

Get it off your chest.

Testify brother.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

JUST WHAT IS THE POINT OF ALL THAT!

IT MUST BE SO UNCOMFORTABLE AND THEIR TINY LITTLE BALLS MUST GET REALLY COLD!

I was in Florida a couple of years ago and the New York kids there on their vacations were all like this, but would actually have a belt on, but it would literally be half-way down their thighs with their sweaty 'shorts' entirely on display. And they wore towels on their head. Actual hand/bath towels!

*asplodes*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Heheh

TINY LITTLE BALLS

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

Haha

I've seen kids in malls whose pants were literally down to their knees. There's a certain walk they have to do, a gangster with cerebral palsy, which is the only thing that keeps the pants from falling any further.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

you'll be inventing a one wheeled bike next!

can you imagine? all the kids riding around on the back wheel on the pavement? oh the joy...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

ha ha...

...WORD!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

I use one of these but it's uncomfortable.

Due to the design of my jeans.

They require modification.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

That's just an arse problem.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Aparrently it needs to be bigger :(

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

get yourself a snake belt

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

I like snakes with their own skin on generally.

So can I just get a boa?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Is your jeans a skirt?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

No, but I bought them a size too big.

I don't like skinny jeans you see, but these were on sale and the size up I preferred the feel of.

But the waist is too big and so they slip down without a belt.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

less talk

more dragon dressed as a knight

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Hooray!!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

After an old woo/yay image. I believe this is my most pearoasted.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

This is my only dragon (I think)....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

Haha!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

Awwwwwww

I like Brave Sir Horace.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

should of gone for the spork.

silly Horace.

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

yes

Score!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

i only got one dragon...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

cor lummie!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

Cor.

That's a dragon alright.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

When ever I see someone with baggy trousers, I hope that they will fall down and then they trip over

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

when i see one, i realize...

...oh, there is a stupid person... good thing they wear their pants like that,... they're easy to spot.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

I saw a skinny rake of a guy a few weeks ago

who was so affected with the cockrock look that he was almost falling over every step.

hmmm Perhaps he had cerebral palsy mind

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Easy, why d'you wear your pant so loose?

For easy mother fucking access...

Easy-E there... who later died of AIDS. Coincidence?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

nope, baggy trousers give you bad aids

fact!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

I thought he had incontinence

I see NWA in a whole new light now

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Now With Aids?...

...No White Ass?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

Honestly

if someone could come up with a decent non-leather belt that wears well, looks good, and doesn't make bizarre noises every time you move, it would be very fucking novel indeed.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

problem solved

but you do look a twat

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

Nice shirt!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

Those are the most muscular arms I've ever seen.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Hahahahahaah

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

in fairness to the braces

he'd look like a twat with or without their help

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Nanu Nanu...

...said Mork.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Awww, he looks happy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

animal skin makes a good belt

...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

It really does.

I still have a leather belt that I bought more than 20 years ago, and it's still in great shape.
But I don't wear animal skin any more, so I'm looking for good alternatives, without any luck so far.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

Fish skin? Or bailer twine....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

what about the skin of animals that volunteered to be made into belts?

that would be more ethical surely?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

It won't come back to life

if you leave it alone long enough, you know.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

The belt you mean?

Yeah, I used to have the attitude that it's long dead and it would just be wasteful not to continue to use it; but I really don't want to wear it any more.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

doubles as handy noose

for when the music's just not depressing or repetitive enough

special buy one get two free offer, only in Bridgend

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Nah, I think it's a great fashion

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

pfffft

*klick*

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I done another one. These take too long so probably my last one for now. Back to Zombies soon!

Winehouse

Previously : Kate Winslet

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

That's great.

Photoshop?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

Aye

Some shapes, some Clipping Masks and some Displacements.
Lots of them.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

I really should play around with displacements again.

I sort of forgot all about them.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

They're pretty good fun to play with, yup.

Much more than for just putting logo's onto photos of clothes.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

displacements?

what are they?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

I like these a lot :D

woo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

very woosome

in other news may I heat up a pea for the compo?

Reinventing zoos...

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thiswasmyclone, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

O_O

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

What the...?

Hahahahahahahaha!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Ah yes

The candy cane, my favourite animal!

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

anything with "of doom" in it

will get a click from me

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

i see spots before my eyes...

...cool, but why K.W. and A.W.?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

She had an interesting face to work with.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

ahh...

...nevertheless, these are awesome!... :)... (i'd like to see Betty Page like this).

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

She was on my list of choices actually,

but couldn't find a decent hi-res image in a decent pose.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

yeah really...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

Phwoar!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

erm, nsfw perhaps?

edit: :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

oh c'mon...

...mictoboy showed nipple the other day!... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

I don't believe he posted a large photo of a mostly naked woman

But fuck it, eh.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

for you, man...i'll change it...

...*see above*... i wouldn't do that for just anyone!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

I love you babe, you know that don't you?

;)

Seriousness though, difference between Micto's and yours is little, only in it being the fine line between "art" and "porn/naked flesh" for which I have neither the time nor the energy to get into a discussion about :D

As always, imho lol

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

ha ha...

...see ya, man!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

says in the faq

that a woman in a bikini is not safe for work.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

oh oh...

...still not safe?................. :D...LMAO!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Cor!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

it's on my profile page anyways...

...no big deal!...PEACE!... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

That's bloody classy!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

I like this.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

This could actually work!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

Arf!

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Joliet, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

pffft :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

hahahahah!

All it needs now, is a section of the bar that is a Priority seat for disabled people and pregnant women :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

or just some northern customers ;)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

The drunk man is on the ceiling

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

he is not Lionel Ritchie

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

he's really drunk

and on shrooms

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

he shouldn't drink gravy so early in the evening

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

damn...

...that Guinness looks good!... :P

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

ahhhh...

its guinness o' the clock so it is t'be sure

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

fuck yeah!...drop the Guinness Bomb!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

Unborn MP pre-emptively resigns in expenses scam

(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

space foetus has no dealings with papers

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

hehehe :)

lovely work

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

wow...a hairless gorilla in space...

...who had a job no less.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

My god

it's full of free lunches

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

TJ : Stupid bank, stupid CDiscount!

Tried to buy a new netbook. Bank had a typo in my personal details so card was rejected and order automatically cancelled. Go to bank to get it corrected. While I'm away, CDiscount raise the price of the item by £7...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

Just imagine the hassle if it were a typo on your ID card

You'd be in prison right now

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Joliet, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

and he couldn't buy that soap on the rope, because his card has been rejected and he had no change on him

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

And just as an encore : It's raining more than in a Vagabond pic

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

I can't begin to tell you how much I'd suggest not using cdiscount for anything.

I bought my dad a TV recently, he sourced and chose it on CDiscount. It turned up, worked for 3 weeks than progressively failed.
After contacting them numerous times ( and speaking to the same 2 norn Irish folk [I suspect they are a very small reseller operation] ) they insisted that they had no returns policy in place and that I must contact the manufacturer to arrange any kind of return/repair under warranty.

This was despite me explaining the sale of goods act 1979 to them and that they have an explicit contract with me and I them, and only them. As such they have all responsibility to investigate any repair claim and if they can't prove that the fault is a result of misuse on our part that they are legally obliged to repair, replace or refund the item.
So the dumbass girl just repeated the same old crap that I have to go to the manufacturer. So I asked for the number and was put on hold. 8 minutes later she came back with a number which I rang ( already knowing that the number was not complete) and got no connection. I rang back asking for the correct number and her colleague said "she's gone on a break but we don't know the number and she got that from Google so you'll have to Google it yourself. I'll get her to ring you back"
I managed to speak with the manufacturer and currently the TV is in having it's mainboard replaced ( when it arrives ) by a Liverpool firm the manufacturer sent out. The girl from CDiscount rang me back at 9.30 in the evening trying to give me the same number that did not work that afternoon.

Fucking amateurs operating illegally and I've lodged a complaint with trading standards about them.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

Yep

if you think MPs have a lot of expenses, wait 'till babies come along

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Joliet, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

so would I!

that rubber suit looks like it would chafe.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

claiming on its second womb? :D

woo!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

space fetus yay!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

games and kitchens YAY

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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

do the hob top hop

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

hehe

like it, trying to imagine the drunk joy at this

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

i was..

trying to graft connect 4 on to a toaster but it was too much effort

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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

Ouchie mama!

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Joliet, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

Ouch!

A pompous guest at the hotel I work in complained that his room service order took 'longer than if I'd cooked it myself'.
The fact is that someone has to cook it and then it has to be delivered to the room, ie, IT TAKES FUCKING LONGER YOU OVERPAID WANKER!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

indeed

i slept walked once in a hotel, i woke up naked in the lift... hahaha

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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

oh was that you?

hurrah for cctv

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

actually

it was in some hotel in earls court, took me 10 mins of knocking on the door to be let back in. hahaha i was very drunk at the time. i did work in hotel once and a naked lady appraoched me to let her back in the room and she was hiding her shame with a kettle and a t-towel

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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

haha!!!

blister surly?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

As a kid i actually burnt my hand in a very similar way.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

who is it you don't you like JJ?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

"brand" of humour?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Is it ricky gervais?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

ahhahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

bleh.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Meh,

at least he tells jokes.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

when does he do that?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

^ this

HARD

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Joliet, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

He must tell them when no one is around

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

tell us a joke, earl otterby

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

hahahahhahaha!

Russell Brand and Catherine Tate are at the top of my list of unfunny "comedians" that I cannot stand....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

Jimmy Carr

I dont find him funny in the slightest

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

[one liner]

[one liner]
[one liner]
[expanded one liner]
[one liner]

"Tell the one about smartie packs on cat's legs Jimmy! It was funny on QI!"

(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

Don't forget Horne & Corden

a right pair of unfunny twunts

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

Hahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

Art is mentally retarded though isn't he?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

pffffft

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

Yeah, but he doesnt't go "full retard"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

ah, avante garde comedians

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

Is that a tentacle creeping up in the bottom left?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

No.

Art's wearing huge, curly toed shoes.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

Geniune office lol

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

I thought it was someone licking her shin very slowly

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Someone with a very, very big tongue

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

maybe his tongue had just grow?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Angels and Demons

It's better than DaVinci, but is there any other review specifics you can give us? =O

(Greenroom, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

Pfft!

But Noel Fielding has been around for ages ;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

ha ha ha

he's kurazee!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

OMG! HE'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!

Proper observational comedy lols!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

mmmm, that was shit

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

and now has no career

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

*applauds*

nicely, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

Him and Brand together

are just the shittest thing to ever abuse my eyes

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Joliet, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

I still think he's better than Brand though.

Unless it's a female Brand.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

hahaha :) very true

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

why you gotta be so hard on the comedians, jack :(

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Enlighten us, Jack

Who could it be?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

fat bloke from Slough?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Oi!

I haven't lived in Slough for a decade...

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wangmaster2000, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

you'd better not be that one-trick pony

Gervais or I have a tirade of abuse for you and your lack of talent.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

they must be watching Bill Cosby...

...or something.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

JLC?

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

Another unique strip

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Despite common belief,

pencils have never contained lead.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

really?

why the lies then? a particularly obscure way to stop children chewing on them?

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

Wasn't there something about lead in the paint on the *outside* of them,

or some such....?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

0_o

Im sure wiki would answer this, its just a shame i dont care enough really, maybe I will email a work colleage and they will read about it for me.

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

:D...

... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

Wiki does indeed know all, see all

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil#History

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

haa haa... this is funny...

...i guess i'll have to research all future shop matter... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

haha.

psst *does not contain lead ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

his poor parade

covered in wee :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

As I suspected it would be

Have pencils ever contained lead?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

in roman times, perhaps

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

bloody Romans

they had all the best things :(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

and those egyptians too

shame they left in their space ships in ancient times :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

well...

...THIS ONE DOES CONTAIN LEAD...hence the warning!... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

it'll be most useful for me to write upon radioactive substances

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

see...

...someone understands!....*glee*!... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

they do contain gnus though

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

hehehehhehe!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

*pushes spectacles up nose*

erm... I think you'll find you are quite wrong

*smarms*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

Get those spectacles out of your nose!

What do you think you are doing?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

I'm trying to stimulate

my olfactory bulb

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

That needs to go in a pot on the windowsill, as well you know.

With a little rooting powder and some John Innes compost.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

which number?

ah - forget about it, I'll just try cocaine instead

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

*tsks*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Aah poor bloke

I missed replying to you yesterday.
I am impressed you are giving up whatever it is you do to go to university.

I had you pegged as a grown up (over 30).

What sort of career do you have in mind once you've finished?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

I am *counts* 21 days over 30

I yam gonna going to be a doktur init (not sure - possibly psychiatry, possibly paediatrics but I'm totally unsure)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

I went to uni

aged 27. After the army and my business was up and running.

Just for me personally though, not to have any career advancement opportunity.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

Wallpaper

(IWantBilly, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

phwoor

that is quite talented.

and she's wearing ickle pants

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

she's got a little penis growing out of her navel

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

nice, but what's that coming out of her stomach?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Kuato

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

Zalgo.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

coooorrrrrr

even if she does have an eye for a belly button

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Do you miss zip. too? :(

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Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

her tummy is sticking it's tongue out at me

how rude!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

hi girlie...

...wanna see my Gene Simmons imitation?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

BIG FAT GLOWING COCK

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

Silly ToastCreation,

cock is not fire-poker.

:D

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ClanSoul, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

speak for yourself

I'M ON FUCKING FIRE!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE?!

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

yes love

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

*dowses*

is completely aware of the wrong use of the word

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

Did you just piss on me?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

I think he poured petrol on you

...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

harrumff!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

it's raining hard here

perhaps I could use his impressive member as a brolly of some sort... I lift mine at home (brolly, not impressive member)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

Cor, lummy.

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zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

Laser Cock :)

WTF
www.apple.com/trailers/independent/gooby/

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

the remake of knight rider isn't as good as i'd hoped, whooom, whooom.

woopic :)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

You don't say

;)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

actually i didn't hate it as much as i was expecting

but it was a bunch of tosh even so.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

I saw the preview bits on their site, it looks bloody awful

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

I forgot about it

and the caught the bit with the Hoff at the funeral.
But since I had no idea what was going on, I turned it off

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

i think that was when

they finally laid his career to rest

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

hahaha

I'd love to take a look at what goes on in that wrong head of yours :D

edit: I just realised I am

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

I bet most of his ideas are born in the shower.

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ClanSoul, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

it's mainly animations of you, dropping your pance, giggling, running along, falling over, pulling your pants back up, standing up

and then repeating the whole process

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

I hate to break it to you, but that's not in your head

I visit you every night - I thought you realised that I was a real person!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

that explains an awful lot

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

By the way, I would love to see this, naked Sackboy style :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

If I had the time I would

but I'll keep it in mind :)

I've got an old animation of me doing similar somewhere (but without the pance/nekkidness)

*goes to see if he can find it*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

haha really? :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

that took some finding....

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Oh my, that is fucking lovely :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

ta, it's about 10 years old, back when I was trying to get in to games

It was part of my showreel front page (bottom part, hence the bits of gold stuff at the top) which had other animations on it, forget what they did now

I got out of games 4 years ago now :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

you'd think he'd learn

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Hahahaha!

Yer bastard. Office lol!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

Did I paint enough of a picture for him to be doing laps of your head now too?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

It's even clearer now that I've re-read it & noticed the giggling!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

I'm always in Geoff's mind, dropping my pants and giggling

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

Be a dear and do the dusting while you're in there

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

Blimey, look at the muck in 'ere

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

OH YES!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

Goodness!

Well titled, sir.

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

ooh shiny

hey you know how Google Street View cameras are quite tall.

Shame this driver of of one didn't.....

maps.google.com/maps?cbp=12,175.75237417767164,,0,9.058441558441539&cbll=40.450223,-80.009032&layer=c&ie=UTF8&t=h&panoid=VsY0kJkFUu2y4jf9U0TL2w&ll=40.450131,-80.008997&spn=0,359.983478&z=17

Drive yourself down Merchant Street

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

Excellent!

*chuckles at Google's foolishness*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

and they think they will take over the world!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

Sadly, they probably will anyway...

ineptitude does not seem to preclude that ability.
*cough* microsoft *cough*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

2030

Britian renamed to Googlestan 12

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

when do we get renamed to Britian?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

damn

erm, 2008, didn't you get the memo?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

sorry to spoil your fun

but thats the view of the camera panning and moving down on it's hydraulic thingy :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

Spoilsport >:[

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ClanSoul, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

shush

you're spoiling it for the rest of us

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

nah - it got whacked!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

Oh, darnit...

Deny us our schadenfreude, would you?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

Is that like a strudel?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

very similar.

According to this very cheap translation dictionary.

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

My hovercraft if full of eels

My hovercraft...
...is full of eels.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

second left after Tonypandy butt.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

you filthy sod

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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ClanSoul, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

awesome

kudos to google to leave it in. :D

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

Pfft!

Idiot :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

Silly sod :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

I want one of those

:-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

not worth its own topic, nevertheless: Have a good weekend /board!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

Do you mind if I ask what software you use for your anim?

They're always seamless.
For the panda one for example?

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

Magic and Trombones

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

New from Adobe!

*LOL*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

:D hehehe

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

ah - these rusty trombones that Geoff has been telling me about

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

He knows what he's talking about, that lad.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Actually you 'taught' me that one

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

And you've never forgotten it ;D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Very expensive software

millions of dollars.

We could all have FPs if we had Happy Toast's computer programs.

It's unfair and he should be banned.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

It would be cheaper to buy a Cray

and program your own software than buy the full version of CS4....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

haha

I've no idea - the only version of Photochop I have is version 5 and I haven't used it yet. I use PSP 6 and Paint.net

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Luckily, work 'provided' access to the CS4 installers

ruddy fools...

I'm not forking out 2 grand on software!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Yay for PSP

I still use version 10, £20 on Amazon, superfast and all the tools I need (bar a decent dds import/export)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

do you think i could buy a cray 2 for an affordable amount nowadays?

i just want to work on something that looks like a tron prop.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

I've got a VAX VRMS 6000 you can have if you want!

it's just a beige box though

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

not Bond villiany enough

it's the visual style i like of the Cray 2. i can't find any stats on how fast they were tho. i'd be interestted to know how fast a "super computer" was in those days.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

just put lots of neons on your pc

everyone will think it's like 1980's space age technology

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Plus you wouldn't have the silly menus made in flash on every program

That is the only thing stopping me upgrading from CS3 to CS4

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Yes indeed,

they are very irritating.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

panda was paint shop pro

drawing on the frames from the original animated gif

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Great, thanks.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

now there's a surprise quake villain

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

haha it looks like it's going to set everything on fire

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

all swollen...

...and nowhere to put it!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

following on from OP's idea...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

Those cunning Swissies...

:D

Edit: or Nipponese, judging from the script on the blade.
*is confused now*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

You could work for confused.com then

Their system seems to be confused with some of the quotes it brings back :D

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

Oh dear me, no...

none of that dot com mullarky for me, thanks.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

You could be in their new add :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

bloody hell!

What a horrible idea!

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

I would be in their ad and then change it just before it they broadcast it

To a video of me waving my cock about

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

You must work for Publicis....

AICMFP

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

Yes, yes I do :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

What about confused.co.uk then?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

All that internet stuff, it's rubbish, innit?

Never catch on.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

When someone invents how to beam a pizza directly through your phone line it may be useful

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

That's something I could

get behind 100%.
Truly direct dial pizza.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

ha ha ha

funny insurance internets lolz!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

Their ad is like LOLZ OMG LOLZ

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

Ta-da!

That bit always makes me want to hurt puppies

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

That bit makes me want to hunt down that guy and kill him with spoons!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

YOW DOWNT AVE TO BE A COWMPOWTER WIZZZZURD

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

But I like wearing the wizzards outfit :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

~~outfit~~ sleeve

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

Don't we all

A wizzards staff has a knob on the end of it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

*LOL*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

I want them to bring back that bloke with the stupid hair

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

aye possibly

I was lazy and just looked for the Sharpest* image of a knife

I do not excuse this pun.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

Global FTW!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

Not in the language we use it isn't :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

Do you not speak 'Kitchen Knife', then?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

Don't worry, I'm just being a muppet

I was thinking of pointers and the asterisk is in the wrong place anyway.

It's this horrible language, it melts your brain as far as real languages go.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

I see......*

* may not actually see

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

Those vet bastards, they might as well go back to their straat

how do :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

...only now?

*waves*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

very true...

*waves*

*puts little scratches all over Joe's Bond CDs* ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

Pffffft

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

ha ha ha

compo it you ruddy foo'

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

built in help cell

Click for bigger (99 kb)

(slartibart slartibart, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

fuck the police

also - this is nice.

Welcome new personage - please linger a while around our wonderful and spacious board, enjoy all the sights and sounds ... and smells!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

you'd rather see, me and a hen

than me and Lorenzo,
playing with a pen so,
Colour in a lovely shape,
and when I'm finished bring the sticky tape,
to tape it to the refrigerator,
I'm gonna do another one later,
I don't know, am I sleepy or what?
Goona lie down, and have a nap...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

I bet

Ian Tomlinson could have done with one of these

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Dr. trouser, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

for sale in any good supermarket (in america) *edit BINDUN of course...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Now design a periscopic one that can shoot round corners too keep you safer!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

old news

www.geekologie.com/2007/12/corner_shot_gun_shoots_around.php

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

haha, is that cat video a real thing?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

hehe, yeah.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

/shoots every cat just to be sure

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:22, archived)

It's standard tactics.

just in case the insurgents have stuffed them full of IEDs. Well, that was always the excuse we used ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

i just hate the smug look on their little faces. until i hit them between two bricks that is

/lies, i am indifferent, bordering on liking of cats

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

Dude

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

I like this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

*tickles*

it's friday afternoon - are you allowed to come and play?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

*giggles*

hmm...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

Ah g'wan...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

you too

*looks hopeful*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

pfft. been done to death ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

haha as always...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

*poiliceman shoots self 6 times*

*misses with 3*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

"brazilian man survives police attack"

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

SHOCKER

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

Hopefully suitably pointless enough.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

I can see no use for these

unless you very seriously cut yourself shaving

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

they allow us to behave like grumpty psychos one week in four

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

Hahahah!

"Are you scared of people creeping up on you? Then we have just the gun for you!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

Nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

I thought I noticed something odd at question time!

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

HA HA HA HA

quick - send this to Hazel, she could use it to win the next election!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Did anyone else see Question Time last night and find themselves wanting to punch Margaret beckett squarely in the mug?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

I wouldn't be surprised to find a river of ooze underneath parliament!

Beckett probably leaves a slimy trail.

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:53, archived)

I didn't watch it but I do usually want to punch Margaret Beckett.

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zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

I wanted to fist her

does that count?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

I broke two tv's watching it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

Oh yes indeed!

Smug cow.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

Christ yes

but proper lols when Dimbleby said that she had been "fingered a bit by the Daily Telegraph"

even the angry looking audience were chuckling

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

haha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

THIS GIVES ME THE HORN

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:58, archived)

AND THAT GIVES ME THE HORN

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

YOU

have scarred me for life

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:12, archived)

hahah, VIGO

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

He is Cameron; you are like the buzzing of flies to him!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

is that a real costume?!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

yes

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

Oh, command me, Lord!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:06, archived)

Awwww....

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Ninj, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

hehehe, he also seems to have the cookie monsters bottom half :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

That's his 'comforter'

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Ninj, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

huh?

no it's here, being paid to be drunk at work.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

some guilty breastfeeding going on there

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:50, archived)

things can only get better

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

ia! ia!

Fhtagn!

(radja, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

hahahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

HE COMES!

*minds the piss*

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

SQUIDEPHANT!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

no wonder there are droughts in Africa

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

He wants your soul

or an equivalent quantity of buns and carrots.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

I bet it could play a tune....

maybe trunk by the kings of leon..

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

elephant organ!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

hehehe....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

Afternoon (n. the time from noon until evening)

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

oooh

It's like those things in Tron!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

beautiful

it's like a koch only bigger

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spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

heheh

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

nicely recursed!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

Nice

They're like cut-out and build mini Christmas trees for emos.

Edit: Mind if I pop this in for Earl Otterby:

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

mictoboy's had her

smashing jumper

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

Hahha I thought of doing that.

nice!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

hahahaha... oh dear lord.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

Ha ha

This needs to be tiled in a conga line of happy faced joy :D

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fannycradock, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

Chuckle brothers?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

heheh,

that is very disturbing.

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

Hahaha

Loving the bowl hair cuts.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

Ooh they're like looking down a kaleidoscope!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

This is lovely

do you have a bigger version?

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fannycradock, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

I could make one...

[Edit: what res is required? ]

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

Fran's friend Fritz frolics frough freshly frozen fractals

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

Stennah Stair Slinky

Thora Hird would have preferred the Stennah space hopper

(monkeybood, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

The three-horned version?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

I'm glad you were clever enough

to not be sued by well known stair lift manufacturer Stannah.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

Stennah aren't the same though

Their salesmen don't come round to break your legs, ensuring you need a stairlift.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

Geh!

I mean gah!
This is why I used to suck at chucky egg. Always pressing e when I wanted to go left.

(monkeybood, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

hehe

Chuckie Egg

ready-up.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/chuckie-egg1.gif

on some of the levels I could play the entire key sequence needed to clear the level before it had even loaded. The keyboard buffer then did the rest!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

On the Speccy version, on level 3, I discovered a glitch completely by accident.

As you start you could run right, jump, up, then left and run right through the bird, so long as you didn't stop.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

I think I remember some stuff like that

it got published in one of the fab magazines you could get at the time

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

Ah - didn't know it was 'widely known'.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

Puts a spring in your step

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

Stannahs?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

hahaha

she can defrost cows in seconds!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

Thorini Houdini!

Aah bless her

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

Thora Hird made me cry.

www.amazon.co.uk/Talking-Heads-Complete-DVD/dp/B0006PTYOW

If you haven't seen this, please do so. I guarantee no dry eyes in your house.

edit: Wow, cheap price too - lots of good stuff there.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

Is this the Alan Bennet series?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

Yep, tis

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

hmmm

*is dubious*

I like him in short bursts

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

How short?

His monologues on Talking Heads are 30-40 minutes I think.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

I'm at the 30-40 second mark!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

Ah well, then you'll have literally years of viewing pleasure if you bought that and watched 30 seconds a day

I was dubious when I got it as a present but it gives me great joy (and makes me blub)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

I probably would watch it

but only if I'd bought it for under a fiver and could then give it as an Xmas present afterwards :D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

I have the first series on VHS that you could gladly have if you really wanted it

edit: Hmm - Actually might cost you a fiver for postage

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:09, archived)

aw cheers Dixie

however I no longer have a VHS player! I still seem to have plenty of VHS tapes though!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

I have both (player and lots of tapes) - but can never be arsed to hook up the VCR

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

*reads comments*

hahahahahahahaha - are you chocaholic59?

But seriously. I will watch it.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:04, archived)

hahah no, but I suffer from the same chocoholism

You'll love it :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

I remember watching these when they were first on

superb telly and clearly the sort of thing that SHOULD be repeated and never is

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

David Frost?

This guy is going to go postal

awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/christmascards-1.jpg?w=300&h=450

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

the dogs face tells the entire story

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

Pfft.

He also has the largest hand I ever did see.

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fannycradock, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

FAT HANDED TWAT!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

Can't fool me with his

comedy headgear distraction games, no Siree.

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fannycradock, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQyxGTjZi2I

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

Of cooourse

I bloody love The Eldon.

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fannycradock, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

I love the whole picture

but most of all the guy's face :D

He is shacked up with Denis Van Outen though

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

haha

she does look a bit like her

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

now that looks fun

perhaps this is the answer to getting cows back downstairs

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

Poor Del Boy!

This is great :D
Slight TJ: So I'm coming up to my 1000th post, isn't there some kind of ritual that needs to be committed or sumfink?

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fannycradock, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:52, archived)

you need to take a hostage

and then post a video of their execution.

No hang on - that's Al Qaeda

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

Bollocks

I need a head coffin - STAT.

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fannycradock, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

Tackle/ladybits (delete as appropriate)

is the norm

though I've successfully avoided it myself

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

Crikey - I would break the internets.

I think I'll do a picture of a lovely duckling instead.

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fannycradock, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

what are you saying?!

your genitals are so impressive that they will cause a technical malfunction of some description?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:07, archived)

One mere glimpse of a nipple

and birds fall from the sky.

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fannycradock, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

oh, no it has to be artistic

and SFW

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

with a link to nawty

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

Be assured

I certainly won't be squatting over a scanner :D

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fannycradock, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

>--<

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

hahahahahahhahahaha

*most disturbing mental image of the day*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:05, archived)

yay for Ron Mueck

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

Hahahaha

very clever!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

Patent pending

Imagine a really noisy printer and you've got the full picture.

(dakers, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

Old dot matrix job

That'd do it!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:47, archived)

Needs more dot matrix

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:48, archived)

you'd never need to buy loo roll again

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:49, archived)

I would probably buy this

Because it is awesome

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:50, archived)

Have it

I have dreamed of making one which clips onto my existing phone. Beautifully pointless.

(dakers, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

Mr Sugar beat you to a fucking useless phone thang methinks

(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:54, archived)

Damn you Sugar. That is truely shit.
(I'm fired)

(dakers, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

needs more buttons

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

With built-in Speccy emulator!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

So, erm,

the printed messages feed into the roll of paper?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

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