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# A piece from my 'destroying cartoons' series

I just convinced my boyfriend NOT to ask me to marry him. Possibly something wrong with my female dna...
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Romance is alive and well I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Relationships are illogical
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Beep beep beep beep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Don't you take that tone with me!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Oh zing!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Beep beep boop do do wop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Sing it again, mechanoid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I read that in my mind with a gay Spock voice
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# It has to be heard in my sussex accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# East or West?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# East
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Boooo! Boooooo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# *sticks out tongue*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# We could've been best friends, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# If I still lived down there :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha :D
That is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# This is great!
Can you convince my boyfriend to ask me to marry him pls? Ok thks by x
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# *offers your boyfriend 'Marriage or Castration'*
Too easy. Cake or death.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhahhhahhh FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Dotty & Doddy
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# beautifully done
have a woo and a click right there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I concur wholeheartedly (insomuch as I have a heart - while technically an impossibility, I comment metaphorically) with the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# this
My system font Arial has gone haywire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Use Zapf Chancery instead, they are nearly identical.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Surely it would be impossible to concur less than wholeheartedly, because you're always wholehearted.
If you aren't wholehearted you're dead, as part of your heart is missing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Yeah yeah, don't call me Shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# What about those with artificial heart valves?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# The artificial valve completes the heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# They go against God's will
and therefore anyone with one will go to hell
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I've gone against God's will
and I can barely fit down a storm drain.
(Linguistication everything is prosable., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Ooh, I'd love to get involved in the being deadified
...a Sunday though?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# 'fraid so, beyond my control
but we'll be finished early, about 6ish

then zombie pub time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Yeah, y'see that's the bit that makes me wish it wasn't a Sunday!
Getting back/being in a fit state for work Monday ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# we'll have bathroom facilities on set (or just nearby)
so you could get cleaned up afterwards and be ready to travel

and there'll probably a be a few drinks on Saturday if you want to come out and hang with the zombies then

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Sooo...very...tempted
*links up missus/London-bound taxi*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# big yays
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# A pub full of zombies, aaaaace.
Shame it's in the southern parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# as we're both from the Midlands
the director promises that the next one will be set in Birmingham
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# YAY!!!

Definitely keep me in the loop for that one
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha
superduper

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Ta Griffy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# how are you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# a bit week and feeble today
I came down with a stomach bug yesterday. I spent all night puking and am still doing the other stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# You are in the wars at the moment
Take it easy fella
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# will do!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Have a woo

or would you like the cleavage one?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Ooh bless you...
...cleavage please ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
#


I need to make a better one of this
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
# who
IS that?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Some woman off of youtube
here you are

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLoUqeotA3U
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# You're not allowed to reply to this reply.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Why?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
# This is excellent
Slight TJ: I need an amusing term for a willy, no more than 6 letters. Any suggestions? Ta.
EDIT: All very good. Thanks very much!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Nelson
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# nobend?
wang?
picard?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# 'Course it's hot, what do you want in it?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# cock, wang, todger
The limit of 6 letters in holding me back
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
# donger
chappy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# you've just reminded me of
dobber
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# yul
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
# tadger
length?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
# willy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# *titters
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# this still open?
dinkle
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Once again, I am unable to click the 'I knew it was you' button
So I shall click 'I Like This' button instead.

Afternoon, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Hiya JP!!
Bless you, are you fine and dandy sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# This is superb, on so many levels!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Thanks Barbie
Where's tha bin? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Gordon Bennet, that's superb...
...give yourself a pat on the noggin :o)
(I_tickle_myself, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# hahaha
Hope you don mind me taking a copy of that for my msn icon?
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Not at all!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
# fine work
especially on the tickling stick!
They make a lovely couple
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
# hahaha!
thats a great thing to see first thing in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I do declare


Click for bigger (180 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# cat haz house in house behind
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Yo dawg!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Yo dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I put a house in your house so you can dwell while you dwell!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# That's the house for the mouse and his spouce
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# There on the stairs going clip cloppity clop
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Yay for fluffy time! I'm in need of fluffing, as I work with a bunch of condescending morons.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# have some more then
www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/kitten2.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# That is rather special
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Alice
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# dog!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Who the fuck?
...sorry
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# There is some thing about Alice!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Feathery tiem...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I dreamt I had a bird
kept following my around and everything
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Last night I dreamed I was rambling with Stephen Fry
He seemed rather nervous, last time I have a brie sandwich before bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Looks like hammer time to me..
STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *stops
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Yellowhammer time, you say?
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# What a Swine
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(DJTK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
I love the hand action there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I keep expecting it to come out ona spring
wtf is going on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# It's a vibrator
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# is "DJTK" the noise pigs make when they sneeze?
FUCK! THEY HAVE PUT ANOTHER ONE UP THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# ooh
did you watch the surveillance program on BBC2 last night?

your bosses obviously think you are stealing from the company.

so - got anything decent?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# half the damn staitionary cupboard!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# that's no good
aim for servers and entire desks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# they've stuck another jelly to the ceiling?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# *eats
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Hand grow big size for Monkey!
(AMadDayYes, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Thats the first sign of swine flu
U didnt know this ?
(DJTK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Haha nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Haha!
I love you for this. Tripitaka's Mowing services.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Cool
:)
(DJTK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


NING B3TA :D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# only three bags of nappies
FAKE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# The child was probably dead before they jumped, you sick bastard
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Ooooff...
What a weird story!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# What story is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/8078490.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# It really is tragic :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Oh, 'sush it's feckin tragic
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# You're not wrong there :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# so much tragedy
yet we are taking the piss out of hundreds of people who died on a plane
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# it's b3ta's multi-dimensional transient taste line again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Just make sure you don't cross it!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# WHERE IS IT?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Nobody knows.
But if you do cross it, you'll know about it in a hurry.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Farringdon
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# but what about b3tans?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# the Hull train leaves from the other platform
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# The station in Bloxwich has a sign on the platform that says
"No loitering - police regularly patrol this area"

I don't know how they tell the difference between loitering and, say, waiting for a train.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# This has made me 'lol'
both times I've scrolled past so far
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# one involves more cider
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
# perhaps they're after the Wolverhampton Cowboy
or the amazing West Midlands running man
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# hiding
you hurt it's feeling
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# This is, and will always be, the strange thing about b3ta.
However, for my 2 pennies worth, I think it is easier for people to disassociate themselves from a large group of faceless and nameless people on a plane, much like the Twin Towers pics. I'm not saying either are right or wrong, but it is a strange thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I'm just holding a mirror up to 'it'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
# tiit
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# meh
b3ta.com/links/293868
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# *isn't laughing*
















pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I couldn't, and didn't say it better myself :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Sorry, I'm back - had to do some w*rk
Somehow it's different. Like Nib says - there's a line that's impossible to define, but you'll know when you've crossed it.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# :(
www.b3ta.com/board/9486978
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
# :(
not read that story

how sad
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# ^This
:(
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hahahaha
it's only a matter of time....they already take babies up on Snowdon the bastards!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# There seems to be a few of giant condoms there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# If I had a wooden leg and had reached that summit I'd be proud too.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Tellefibbies
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Class
in a glass
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# A glass cell with no breath holes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# What about breast holes?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# no pleasure for him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# pfft
haha - this man is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# He would even fuck that up as well :)
I am 90% sure that I am back in that there London tomorrow, if anyone wants to meet up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Harry Webshite and I, and possibly Joe Scaramanga are meeting for a beer in Kings X in the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# What time?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Like a house of cards...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha! they should make all the mps who took the piss with expences dress up in costumes like that...
then fire them all.


in a kiln.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Lost
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Spoooooky.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# It's ok. none of the passengers were british
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# 5 were
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8077437.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
# except 5 of them were
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# except I was quoting Cockweasle who said that about three times yesterday
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=none+of+the+passengers+were+british
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
# At the time it wasn't known that there was any British on-board
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# And yet I was still quoting Cockweasle.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# At the time it wasn't known that Cockweasle was on the main board
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# At the time is was known that Cockweasle, like the rest of us, didn't know that there were any British on-board
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# how many scots were on board?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# hmmm
sounds like there were originally no brits on board... then they decided to join mid-flight

that's my theory anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Aha!
This does seem to be the case!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# That may explain why the plane suddenly experienced 'difficulties'
...having the cabin opened several thousand feet up could possibly create some problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# It's ok. none of the passengers were british
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I can quote Cockweasle too


(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I saw that.
Trelly's comment below one of them is "^This" which I quite liked
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
# 5 of them are
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Be earlier next time.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# you missed my subtle humour
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# You seem to have missed mine.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# 5 were.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Yeah, other than 5 of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# But 5 were.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# 5 of them were British you insensitive, unfeeling jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I HATE YOU TTSTATSTTATDTRRTRTSTTSSSSSS
WHY DO YOU DO THIS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# top hole.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# except the 5 that were
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# apart from the 5 that were
*wandbagons*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# JOHN PEEL WAS BRITISH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# 5 were
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# 223 weren't
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# This.

Why is it always so important to learn how many of the casualties are british/dutch at all? Are their deaths more tragic? 60-odd Brazilians etc. not bad enough?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# it matters to the press
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# No. It matters to the public.
It's called a 'public interest angle', you create interest by emphasising a personal link, usually nationality.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I suddenly realise that people might be looking if it is their relatives on that plane
which would make it important to state the nationalities, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# They have sky news on in the canteen here
The 'presenter' was video interviewing a British ex-diplomat to North Korea about nuclear testing the other day when all of a sudden,
'I'm sorry I'm going to have to put you on hold (!?!) while we go live to watch David Milliband' (talking about expenses).
Brilliant jouralism right there.
Hello lovely btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# The priorities of our media constantly astound me
It probably sounds a bit overdramatic to say 'and saddens', but it's true.

Much as I'm aware how lucky I am to be British (and I really believe I am, there are a few priviliged areas of the world that get so many things open to us that are just considered basic rights) more and more I just want to step away from this country, it just makes me sad, and angry, and frustrated.

Sorry, I'm shutting up now actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I guess in a perfect world, it only matters to the press if it matters to the public.

The press shouldn't prioritise our sense of importance like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# exactly. who gives a fuck about the dutch?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I don't
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Odd that no one's pointed this out yet
but 5 were
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# yeh
but were they really British?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Yeah, I bet they were a bit dusky...or Welsh
feel wrong...feel so wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I'll feel your wrong in a minute if you're not careful
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Promises promises!
ooo get me
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# they don't let the Welsh on planes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Yeah, cos they fill the overhead compartments with leeks
crazy bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# nah it's cos they tend to open the emergency door to pop out for a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I expected better of you
Hang about, I thought you were a Welsh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I am
I am being ironic and inflammatory possibly for comedic effects.

It may not be working. I have just recovered from 18 hours of vomiting
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I can see wales from my office window
give us a wave
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# hmmm
tempting, but I am in Swindon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# As the Lightning seeds once sang
"Oh lucky you"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
# coooeeeee!!!
**waves and flashes boobs**
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Excellent, here is the view from my window. Can you see yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# THERE IT IS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
# WHOOPS
there it is
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
# yes i can
i'm just two hundred miles away over that far mountain :
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# *huggles*
So good to meet you and the missus, was giggling all night.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# *smoosh*
likewise!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# i know
apparently all that singing interferes with their instruments :(
thankfully i travel by dragon so its not a problem
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# 1980 - SOMEONE died
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Oh fuck that was weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# really?
a lot of people like that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# This one time I accidentally but then I had to stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# The whole thing?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# but were they really British?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# nobody has confirmed
whether they own a Staffordshire Bull Terrier or which cricket team they support
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Haha, In 1982 there was the incident with pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# There are lights in the sky
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# That's not an A330.
/sort of person who gets annoyed at that sort of thing blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Heh, that was the first thing I thought when I saw this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Oh dear
it was the only pic i could find with a Dharma Initiative logo on the loading truck..
Nerd plane spotters .. .. !
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# what
you mean there is some meaning to the pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Just finished them:
www.b3ta.com/links/322698
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Top work
Lots of lovely people in those photos and far too many that I didn't meet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Awesomeness
Though I fear your skills are wasted on us b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I seem to have avoided all cameras that day
good pics there mister
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# God, gorgeous sir
Though that one of me has just almost made me cry.

That said, if you would let me have a copy of the one with Dixon, Prof and me on I would be very grateful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Why does it have a Dharma Logo for 'The arrow' ?
Needs more Hydra for the runway

/lost pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Hydra
it needs more Hydra -Marvel supervillain, and enemy of the Avengers ?
if you say so !
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# What lies in the shadow of the statue?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I dream the dream as time goes by...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr
my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# oh good god nooooooo! awesome work, N!
She may have a great voice, but is anyone else getting sick of here being in all the newspapers etc? Isn't there anything interesting to report on in the news anymore than reality tv "stars"?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Too right mate, here have a naughty politician...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha
Even in that he still looks like the most boring person in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# still, I'd rather watch him than put up with Statham's crappy american accent
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Could only watch about 5 minutes of it before I turned over
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I sat through all three (the first two one after the other).
I've still not recovered.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Was this self punishment for some thing you had done?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I thought it would be a good idea at the time - I had no idea how bad they were.
and for some unknown reason, I stuck with it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# hahahahahhahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# This is awesome
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# yeah
we need a plane crash or something to take our minds off it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# But todays top story is that 76% of the British public do not trust MPs...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# and the solution seems to be to vote in the BNP
who, of course, are whiter than white
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Only if you are talking about their ethnic history
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
# it didn't crash.. it VANISHED! *twilight zone music*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# COR!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
# So Jordandre is over then.


Click for bigger (70 kb)
And I'm bothered enough to do a commemorative drawing. Click for less poo version.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Does this also interface with the Madonna/Richie split as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# No
That would involve someone saying they don't want a penny from the other before promptly claiming tens of millions.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
# *tips hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# *doffs hat*
Good morning, madman.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# *giggles grillishly*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Hello you both!

The following also applies to you: nice to have met you, bit too many people to talk to ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I'm just happy to be able to say
'I met, and made slightly uncomfortable, the mighty mediocre'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# \o/
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# What the deuce?!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Well said

Nice to have met you sir. Although at the moment, I think I was a little overheated. I believe I went outside for a bit after that.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I completely failed to say hi on saturday
or did I and I was just very drunk and forgot?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
# not a lot of people realise this
but I was there on Saturday - in disguise..!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Were you under cover?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# no
I was in a dress and a really smashing blouse
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# corrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# as was I
www.b3ta.com/board/9483822
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
I remember buying you a lovely pint and some scampi fries...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Heh, I'm not sure either ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
# It was nice to meet you also
Albeit a brief encounter :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Maybe next time eh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# You two are so badly gonna kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I can tell who's jealous again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I AM NOT.
stompstompstomp
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Indeed
You can rest assured that I shall be attending the bash next year (and making it to Derby if you are going there)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Making it to Derby?
Pfft, who wouldn't!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I am going, I am going
I want to crash at yours, pretty please
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I really wanted to go last year
I spent the whole day asleep thanks to a shitty virus :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I am so sorry I didn't talk to you more sir
I was a bit stoned
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Heh, I noticed that ;)

I do hope you had a good time though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I did
Hope you did too
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Yes!

I must say I was a bit tired after walking in the sun for two days, but I had a good time. I don't even quite remember exactly how it ended for me.
I do recall walking through a lot more streets than necessary to reach my hotel though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I was talking to someone who told me their name and user name and said they were on facebook
I then forgot and thought I was talking to Chutney, who wasn't even there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Maybe it was a ghost

that, or somebody entirely different
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I found out who it was by looking on facebook
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# someone once sent me a message on facebook
saying that they'd received some of my post by mistake and so I went and picked it up.

aside from that I dislike facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# It is good for keeping in touch with people you really want to
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That certainly is a handy feature
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# This makes obvious sense to me. What's wrong with you?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Lots of things :D
'nings by the by
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# It makes sense to me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
# you've captured their essence perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Pffft
Thanks. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# hehehe, that's perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
# You are too kind
fanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
# this should be made into a plate of some sort
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
# That's a........ smashing idea
I love a bit of gold leaf me.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# it's not officially commemorative
unless it's a plate... or a mug

you could do a mug very easily at one of those sites which does T Shirts and things. THIS IS A MONEY MAKING IDEA!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
# :D
Ms F. Cradock's Commemoration Emporium: purveyors of fine gifts to commemorate all events from weddings to births, from divorces to deaths - if YOU did it WE can stick a picture of it on a mug and sell it to you or to other people!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
# This is an excellent idea - I smell PROFIT!!
My favourite plate is this one: bp2.blogger.com/_yARMAhlXvdY/SDPlFUqQfbI/AAAAAAAAAB8/GvCNdRxPaA0/s1600-h/L_COMPP.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# that is so sexy I want to cry
nakedly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Oh god, that is sex on a plate
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Greatest commemmorative plate ever
Was when Viz did one for Bernard Manning: "Fat Racist Cunt of Hearts"

Edit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
# That is magical :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Indeed :D
I borrowed the image from this forum, where they've got loads of other great Viz parodies too

forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=96486

"Very few discerning people will ever own The Life of Christ in Cats"
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# :D
tasteless bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
# topless bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# haghahahahaha
This would probably sell as well
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha *fears*
Also, how tragic is this. :(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Wow
Way to kill the buzz man ;) That is bloody awful though.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I'm surprised they didn't drive the camper van off the cliff

hello riverghost!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# 'ello
ah lurve yoo Thelma!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# That is tragic
Suicide is never the answer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Unless the questions is, 'What is Beachy Head famous for?'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# The lighthouse of course
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Extra height
good thinking:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
# well yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# And 'What S is a terminal form of self destruction?'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
# "What is euthanasia?"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# It's the justified execution of the young.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# of chavs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# A child in china
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
#
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# FASTER
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Achildinchina
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# sobriety
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# And our survey said
*BING*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# smoking?
/ohhhhhhhhhh
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Why you gotta bring me down, bro?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Dibs on the corpses
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# that's horrible.....
:(
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
# so much for using b3ta to escape the horrors of real life

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# hehehe
I like that a lot :)

Morning all

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Morning sir!

You alright?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I am starting to feel human again, it has only taken 3 days
As above, I am so sorry for not talking to you more
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
# with added /
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
# DON'T BREAK UP WITH ME :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# well
okay then

*back together sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Giggleblushes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Morning ttssattsrwoowoo
x
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# TELL ME
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I'm okay.
I have already had one small breakdown at work today, however I have won £15 on a scratchcard, which I shall spend on something frivolous. Like DRAGONS.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Buy a tugboat.
A TUGBOAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Only if it is a happy little tug boat
which bops from side to side with a happy little song and that.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# only for silicone

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
# This is WOO!
I don't think I'd ever dislike one of your posts...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# you could always just click ignore i suppose... :(
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# *clicks ignore*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# lalalalala I can't hear you
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
# he said
":D"

... obviously he didn't have double inverted commas around his smiley face...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
# he said
"he said ":D""
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# The special effects
easily surpass the original :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
# To smash through it like that, wouldn't they need to turn to starboard if it was right ahead?
I like it anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# don't try and fool me with your logic
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# But logic is all I have :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# hmmm
maybe you could swap it for money... that's what I did with my pride, youth and intelligence. Turns out they weren't worth very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Now there's an idea
Cash converters here I come!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# They said my logic could fuck right off
I found the experience... illogical.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I was thinkning more along the lines of
a job - but yes - whore yourself at cash converters, they do a nice line in exchanging pride for minute amounts of cash... also they lead me to believe that anyone who has ever bought a saxophone or various bits of home music recording equipment is destined for bankruptcy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I have a job
It's slowly killing me inside :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# that's the spirit
now use some of your 'spare' cash to cultivate an unhealthy drink problem...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I have no spare cash now :(
Too many expenses involved with getting my own place. Fuck getting older, fuck it right in the ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
# *big hugs*
never mind - there's retirement and death to look forwards to.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
# hes not a sailor
hes an untrained imposter do you see? do you see?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I do see*



*does not see
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# No, they were travelling in reverse
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I hate that film...
'that film' being Titanic. I wish I'd walked out of it when I saw it at the cinema but the sexy lady friend I was with thought it was a very moving experience. Dullard.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# It is indeed a terrible waste of time.
I've seen it only once, and I spent the entire time asking dad "when do they hit the iceberg?"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# one of my dad's favourite 'jokes'
"I didn't bother going to see [titanic][passion of the christ][and so on] ... I already know what happens in the end..."
*hilarity ensues*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Dad joke LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# they should have called it
"the whipping of the christ" or "jesus fucking wept"
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha yes
I like Peter Griffin's similar joke in Family Guy
'Like the time I predicted the ending of Wild Hogs. [flashback] "This film's gonna suck."'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I found it moving in terms of my bowel
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# But wasn't the whole point of the film that it was for the ladyfolk?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# possibly
and I don't have a problem with films marketed to a specific gender... I enjoyed watching Practical Magic... it's just when they're held up as a pivotal moment in the history of cinema I despair a little.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I went to see it with a Norwegian friend as part of our film studies unit. We both hated it, but her comment was
"I don't think they made enough of the human panic."

"Oh yeah. 'Cos you know aaall about human panic, don't you."

"Erm ... I had several friends on the Scandinavian Star."

"Ah."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# ha right...
"I agree with her..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# *shakes head*
You spelt iceberg wrong.

It's 'OYCEBUUURG!", shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmmm


D&RFC

Lack of quality = lack of software. Must get work to buy some ;-)
(Biff..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# All you need is spork!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# *Launches Intercontinental Spanging Missle*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# *doesn't get it*
*spangs anyway in the vain hope that people won't notice he doesn't get it*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
# So what's the joke then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
# erm...
something to do with snow... and itsn't it funny about snow, how it's cold... am I right? eh? I mean - what about that airplane food? Am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And what's the deal with peanuts? Am I right or Am I right or Am I right or Am I right or Am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
# so I'm in a Travel Lodge - okay - and I'm like
Lenny Henry fucking lied to me maaan - this is shit... am I right? I mean - what's all that about?

Travel Lodge Premier Inn
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# *cough* Premier Inn *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# they're all the same I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# different stains
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Yep. Cheap with a fookin expensive restaurant attached.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# And mouldy horrible rooms if you are staying at Earls Court
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Go to the Watford one and you get free access to a swimming pool.
I hope you can swim in your sleep.

Watford-under-Water
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Extreme Sporks!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# ah riiiiight
thanks - I was lost there.

how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Tired as hell :D
I spent most of the weekend at the hospital with a friend of mine.
Hit by a car, three broken toes. He's fine now :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# he'll never eat all that by himself
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Not with that attitude he wont.
Luckily Edmund Hillary stuck it out, built that rocket and flew to the moon.

That's what he did right?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I must go out and buy some quality too

Also: hello lovely people! I'm back.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# hello mr mediocre
I completely failed to meet you on Saturday - I saw you, then you'd gone
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Hello!
I think was out getting something to eat for a bit, then I returned. I think I spoke to most people in the end, but I guess I must've missed a couple. I met so many new people, my head was spinning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I thought I saw you from afar down near Tower Bridge the next day but was unsure
and didn't want to go up to a complete stranger and say, Hello, do I know you from the internet?'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Actually, I was at the Tower Bridge the next day

We had lunch near there. Then we escaped the touristy places.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Oh, I feel a tit now. I should have spoken.
Ah well, next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Heh, two days of people recognising me from the internet
this was certainly one of my stranger experiences ;)

Next time!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
# "In order to preserve the future of this government, I present my latest budget cut"


ris: www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/jun/01/alistair-darling-apology-expenses-gordon-brown
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I love how it's taken all this time, all these revelations, and all these polls for people to finally figure out MPS are all
A bunch of self-serving liars interested only in lining their own pockets at the public expense.

Next up - beauty pagent contestants aren't that interested in world peace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
# ^ this, hard, in the face, with a strap on!
Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)
# goodness
that's a new take on breakfast...

"HEY! Get fucked in the face by new Kellogg's Cruncy Nuts Strappon..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Most important meal of the day
you want to do it right
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# hahahha! awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# cheeers :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# hehehe
Should be the basis of any reshuffle.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Lloyd Kaufman eaten by Zombies?!?

CFB (B=Blog)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)
# lovely vectoring sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Mornin' sir.
I still get a few blog hits from your B3ta Book of the Dead these days. How's that going?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
# He gave me a stroke!
I was already dead though, so it didn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
# sounds like necrophillia to me....
stroking dead people....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
# When my mum dies she wants to be stuffed and put on the sofa so that she doesn't miss anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
# make sure the taxidermist puts in actionman style eagle-eye-action, errm, eyes
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# This is an excellent plan.
Especially if I'm ever in the position of introducing her to new friends.

I could do her voice while moving her jaw up and down, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# awesome work as always, sir! Woo!
'ningles everyone! 'tis a fine morn' to be sure!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)
# certainly is
especially on the tube. Fucking gorgeous on there it was
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
# ughhh... the northern line today was hot and humid. ATTENTION PEOPLE: THERE IS SUCH A THING AS DEODORANT
how do's Joe

edit: oh, I put that beer festival on teh calendar - it's in october, but what I only realised last night, the huge Earls Court one is on in about a months time.... maybe i should have put that up....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
# That would be better for me
It's one of those things I always say "yeah, I'd like to go to that" and then promptly get distracted by a squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# the trouble is the opening times are:
Tue 4th August: 5.00pm to 10.30pm
Wed 5th, Thu 6th and Fri 7th: 12noon to 10.30pm
Sat 8th: 11.00am to 7.00pm

I guess people would be able to do the saturday, but that would be the busiest, and it closes early...

I'm half tempted to scrap teh st albans as I doubt it would be that popular, the Earls court would be better, but I'd rather take the day off to do teh friday.... DILEMAS!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Could you not just go after work?
That's what I was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# .....hmmmmmm, that may well have to be it....
but I'll probably end up taking the day off to potter around london and then get to Earls Court a little earlier (well there are at least 450 beers available!)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
# It all depends when Chas and Dave are playing
That's usually when I plan my foray into the GBBF

Edit: No Chas and Dave :O(

But this looks cool. And on my birthday too!

Beatles, Blues and Blue Violin, Thursday 6 August 2009, 1pm and 2.30pm, Website: www.phil-bates.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# they're not on the entertainments section this year....
gbbf.camra.org.uk/entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
# You going too?
And The Strawbs! They're ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# It seems inevitable
And this year I will buy a "No Fokker comes close" Spitfire TShirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Well, thats me sold then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Fucking win!
I have seen them twice now, once as The Acoustic Strawbs and they were sublime!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# And you WILL try them all!
Dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
# It's what he would have wanted...
Happy Tuesday all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)
# I have some secret Poultrygeist trivia for you if you want it
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# I love that film
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Diet


I think this is what actually happens when you have your stomach stapled. Apparently it works though.

from mycardboardlife.com
(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)
# ha ha
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)
# I have looked through all of your comics and added your site to my homepage :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:11, archived)
# you've stolen his internets?
For shame!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Haha - nice
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)
# HAHAHA
a great thing to see when I log on, on a Tuesday too!

woo and kitten etc.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)
# Pffft!
Welcome. I like your style a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)
# this very good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
# hahahaa
brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)
# hahahahha, that is brilliant! Have my first *click* of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha
these are ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
# I love this
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Haha
Your website is ace as well
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
# click click click
welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
# I am in a shite mood, and I log on on Cock Tuesday and this is the first thing I see.
and I log on on Cock Tuesday and this is the first thing I see.It is splendid.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha :D
I think I am going to enjoy you being here at b3ta muchly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
# HELLO
PLEASE WELCOME
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Sometimes Tuesdays are good
Like today, power cut at work sends everyone home and then this
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Happytank approves!

(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Hell yeah! Have an automatic elephant:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Hahaha
aw!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I approve
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
# byoodeeful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
# babbikat spazzikat
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:17, archived)
# I have literally no idea what is going on here.
And I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:19, archived)
# The triptych of ill dressed walruses is a nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)
# i would be quite happy...
to worship at the paws of the magenta kitteh of wisdom
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)
# my first thought was that the cat was caught cheating by its wife
thats the look on its face, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Something from a bit ago triggered this


I don't recall if it was Bindun or not - the Road has been used so many ways!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:06, archived)
# haha! indeed it has

(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:08, archived)
# BRANDOWIFICATION!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:18, archived)
# Furry stumpfucker
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:20, archived)
# I think I have only two Macca images. This is one of them
How the hell Kenny Loggins got in there, I'll never know
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:20, archived)
# Have a random Cockweasle quote

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:22, archived)
# Also
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Kenny Loggins is everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# :))
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 6:30, archived)
# FFS, I hate such things. I already hid the one further down and this one is getting adblocked.
*shudders*

Ooooooh 2000 posts too. What a way to get that milestone, by bitching away on the INTERWEB.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 6:36, archived)
# well, you'd not have gotten to the milestone anyway without posting on the interweb in the first place :-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:12, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:21, archived)
# Dirty Pearoaster...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:09, archived)
# Get your butts in gear!
Or butts as gears, whichever.

Woo and arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:16, archived)
# Needs more gaycodes
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:19, archived)
# I did have something for that. It's half finished.
Couldn't come up with the text and left it.
I'll give it another go/look in a few moments. Done!
GAYCOEDZ!


(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:27, archived)
# *facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:24, archived)
# FOUR WAY BUTTCANDLES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:54, archived)
# Please read this post in the tone of an interested, informed nobody.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 6:10, archived)
# Are you trying to say this post is worth the pixels used in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 6:12, archived)
# I just don't want to sound condescending
it's just that the only person i can talk down to about art is my dad and he thinks landscapes are cool.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 6:15, archived)
# I just discovered this band
BF TRIKE
Six O'clock Sleeper is amazing. But the download is shit. Anyways, I'm off to bed and thought I'd throw this out there.

www.gol.ge/index.php?cat=music&order=1.1&details=5426&album=14593
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 6:28, archived)
# It won't let me listen
but goodnight anyway
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 6:45, archived)
# You might try getting out of the basement and meeting other people.
 
Also
Landscapes are cool, as you might find out if you ever emerge from said cellar and see that there is quite a bit of landscape out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 6:34, archived)
#
vimeo.com/4775300
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 6:50, archived)
# Lovely fields.
Buggshagging boring area most likely, but nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:16, archived)
# LOIS NOOOO!!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 3:31, archived)
# she looks a lot like Gary McKinnon from school
he was well good, they reckon he did a shit by the staff room door
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Not SOLO?
I will continue to disrupt at the gayest level.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:14, archived)
# I remember the days when we all had giant cube lead masks lying around the house.
You know, just in case you wanted to hide something from Superman.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)

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