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(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

Well, my sundial is at high noon

Is this for a game?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

Arf

Sometimes I completely forget you're a tulip-loving cheese muncher.
Did you spend a long time in the UK?
Your English is infinitely better than a lot of the spotty oiks on here ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

Not really

I've just been there for four days, and the time before that was 18 years ago ;)
It's a shame really.

My dad has some mates over there though. They used to visit us and all. And we would meet up on holidays all over (mainly eastern) Europe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

Do you speak English with an American accent?

All the Dutch people I've know do. I think it may be because they live on a diet of American sitcoms.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

I don't speak it much

and I tend not to watch too much american-made tv.
But I guess I do have a bit of a weird accent. Aks the bash people.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

I thought..

Everyone in NL spoke English, unless you were from Zaandijk?

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

Most of them speak dunglish

www.dunglish.nl

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

lol

Seeming as once told a cashier at AH I was just off to have a prostitute, I can't take the piss too much.
Wish I'd seen that site before though, had to make do with Undutchables book...

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Ah, I've read that

Or at least, bits of it. I think.

Anyway, the older posts of that website seem to be far better finds. They're scraping the barrel a bit now.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

Yeah, just had a look

It was a few years back now when I read it. Was funny then.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Call of duty 6

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

If that's in MW2 I will cry :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

I just lost.

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ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Hahaha

Is that low poly?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

no!

...actually, i don't mind

... i mean, ummm,,,, shit

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

hahaha

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

'lo Judes!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

'lo pot

hows SA? you recived any packages yet?

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

Ooh no

I forgot to warn my shipper person about that.
The next container is due in at the weekend so here's hoping.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

well after you got me last year

i have you this year so i hope it stands up to listening!

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

The boys are after him

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

verily, 'tis a circle of fwap

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

He's certainly no Alizee!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

Good god

that aroused me so much my top button flew off my jeans and bounced off my monitor

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

Did your monocle pop out too?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

Why good heavens, yes

it popped out with such force it landed in my neighbor's yogurt cucumber salad across the road

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

o.o

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

This is rather disturbing

TJ: Is anyone watching the football? The incessant drone is doing my head in - Garth Crooks', that is.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

Very low poly.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

A depressed parrot?

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

Sublime...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

Roy Orbison lives \o/

I like

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

That's not Roy Orbison, silly.

>.<

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

This will upset my mum

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

I just wish he keeps that noise down

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

No, let him finish smashing Bob Dylans brains out

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

Noooooo

:[[[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

yessssssssssss \o/

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

>:[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

smashy, smashy in the head

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

noooo

D:

Whyy?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

he is crap

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

Your face is crap...

._.

...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

Seems like it already happened

However, I do like a bit of Dylan.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

Dylan ftw

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

Hello Ms Kitti

I like this. Have a Hermione

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

Thanks :D

And that's a rather good Hermoine.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

Cheers!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Does mofaha know you've used his filters?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

She just broke into his filter cabinet

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

I haven't used filters.

Especially not his. x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

He's going to be home soon and discover what you did

and there'll be hell to pay

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

What're you talking about

he never even leaves the house. XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

I am liking where you are going with your stuff these days

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

Thank you!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

YES

sublime are pure delicious win

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CaptainWilhelm, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

heres your 2 seats

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FIEND, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Seamless!

(not that I shold be throwing glass houses at your stones) Who's the guy on the right?

Edit: sorry, he's the other BNP guy. I'm an idiot. I wholeheartedly approve of this picture.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

A little silly something...

... with hat, scarf and pipe.

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

hahaha

YES!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Yay!

*click*

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Awwww cute lamb in a hatohmyGODWHATISIT?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Haha, fantastic.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

That's like, totally rad and stuff

Hello miss.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

Hahaha

Would you like to see my pink pterodactyl?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

Oh yeah!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

hahaha :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

it's like the tv news

I bet he's complaining about immigrants

coming over here

taking all the best grass

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

Hahahahhaha massive clicks D:

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

Hahahaha

smashing :)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

hahahahahaha

win

epic win

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

glee!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

Marvellous as ever.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

spent ages doing this and now have sore fingers

and it's probably bindun to hell and back so I'll hijack this thread

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wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

wahey

that's fantastic eccles!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

Lovely stuff

Woo as always :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

What a delightful wossname!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

how splendid

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

haha

he's like the Hunter S. Thompson of the bunny world :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

Yay to this.

It's getting an old bucketful.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

hahahaha!

simply splendid

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

This is fantastic!

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Hahahaha,

bestest!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Crazypants FTW!

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

tl;dr

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

This needs more rainbow dinosaurs.

Everything needs more rainbow dinosaurs.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

That should be everyone's mantra

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

He looks like some kind of alien blob thing with his one massive eye

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

The other eye is on the other side.

That's how eyes work.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

Not always

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

Dude, you always rip on the stegarainbow. He just wants your acceptance.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

He should stop being such a cunt then

Rainberotops keeps on getting bullied by him

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

Why do you think he needs to vent? It's a vicious circle.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

He's still a cunt

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

Homosaurs

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

I have a craving for skittles now.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

these creatures roam free in the Land of Ribald

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

They did until I shot the last one

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

Sadly they've been brought to the edge of extinction after being hunted mercilessly

by militant lesbians who use their blood to dye Pride flags.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

I know, I sell the blood to them

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

they make a tasty stew

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

GAAAAAY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

What the hell is that creepy birdheaded thing sat behind that guy?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Now that is wonderful

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

awesome

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

FUCKYES

I love you

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

Sky high reacharound!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

Satire.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

too many words

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

huh?

who's the guy in this that isn't Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

Very annoying preachy guy

that tells you to hate everything except God and giving him the contents of your wallet. First thought was to use Falwell but he's dead so it won't be as much fun. He'd just kinda lie there stinking a lot.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

Some right wing republo-christian tosser

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

Sugar Tits Magee

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

That's what I wondered

And thanks btw! I used to own a compendium of "1,000 PC Games" or something about 10 years ago, and ever since I lost the disks have tried to remember the name of that fun little medieval hexagon game thing.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

coool!

glad to be of service, Slay is all of the awesome and possibly the first bit of paypal style buying someone's computer work I did

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Someone that for some reason got on Frank Zappa's tits

so he (FZ, not PR) felt compelled to do songs about him.

Still don't know the exact reason.

/edit: ah. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Robertson_controversies

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

some kind of valley girl, clearly

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

Like, omigawd!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

needs less cunt

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

whut?

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

money money money

some people got have it

some people really need it

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d d, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

Perhaps a interpretive dance is a better way to tell this story

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

Volunteering?

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

Yes

but you'll have to join me though, as I'm awfully shy and self-conscious

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

*joins*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

*remains in hiding with a video camera*

The marmots will love this...

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

nice marmot

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

*bongos*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

*pokes you in the eye*

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

cor

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

*runs around in circles*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

*trips*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

*rolls in circles*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Hullo Ms Mess,

I have very little idea what this is about, but I like it. Especially Tom Cruise on the ceiling.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

I'm not entirely sure, either.

Suffice to say it came up in conversation one day with a couple friends and after one of them acting out the parts I had to do something to commemorate the idea.

We all still want to lock them up and see if guesses are right.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

hahahaa cracking stuff!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

wurdz

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

Go on little fella! Go on..... no? ok...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

Kitty wants to be sick, as it has just eaten Gordon Brown

woo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

yays

we're in safer hands!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

awesome

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

Awww

This is a lovely giant kittin.

Hello Brian, long time no see. Y'alright? :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

i am very well thank you

in fact I am so happy I could burst :)
How's all with you?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

Maybe not quite at that level of ecstatic explosion

but pretty good thanks :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

yay!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

Awwwwwwwww!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

This is win.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

there is a large pussy in number ten

and by large pussy, i mean giant cunt.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

aww

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

awwwww

cute

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

@
...........3
@

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

Aww

that is all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

Nice.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

Awwww

I'd vote for that.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

That's wonderful

LET US ALL VOTE FOR THE KITTEN PARTY!

Someone do all the leg work and set it up

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

aww, this is all the lovely

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

bless

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Vote kitty!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Is that a Scottish Fold?

I can think of one Scot who ought to Fold, cash in the few chips he has left, and walk away from the table...

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bnt what, me worry?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

OH HAI THERE INTERNET, I RE-INSTALLED MY TABLET AND DRAWED YOU A MONGTORTOISE

DO YOU HAVE ANY SHELLED CREATURES YOU WISH TO SHARE?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

Mnnnnnngggggh!

Nice tortoise :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

WHAT DOES A TURTLES DICK LOOK LIKE???????

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d d, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

I am guessing a normal humans dick,

just more scaley.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

just like yours

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

wow

turtle is hung

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d d, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

hell yeah

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Hung like David Carradine

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Perfectly cubic

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

FINE!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Hahaha thanks :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

It's not every day I draw people muscles, you should feel honoured.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

I much prefer the dinosaurs

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

So do I

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

OH SO THE MUSCLE I DREW YOU ESPECIALLY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

it is good enough

But I prefer dinosaurs to shelled beasties

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

I'm shellfish

I should really pea:

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

Ouch!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

yeah i got one:

my dick

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d d, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4df_DbFzEM

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmh snails

nyom nyom nyom

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

Yes I do.

How was the Sheffield bash?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

Haha fuck!

We got very drunk :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

Ah, good. In the finest traditions of b3ta bashes.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

Pffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

is that the face of the iatola on that muscle?

so you have a link for the sauce?

([email protected], Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

This source?

www.mun.ca/biology/dinnes/Mussels/mussel.jpg

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

he has the body of a hot water bottle

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

I didn't think hot water bottles had bodies.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

that's what they want you to think

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

ah but that's what I want them to think they want me to think!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

clever!

confuse the little rubber fuckers!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

I'll give them a rubber stopper and a fluffy bag!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

hehe

cute little fella ain't he :)

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

Watch out, he'll dribble tortoise shit all over you

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

Takes a few steps back

and puts some news paper down

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

aw, he's lovely!

er, I've got this, which has been mistaken for a snail

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

Evil beak thing is evil

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

He hassn't got a leg to stand on when it comes to elbows

(

Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

That's a point

Yes I have! I have this:

(

Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Gentleman.

Where was yous the other night?

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

What yemen said!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

Egad

I did say 'probably' not definitely. The party I was off to got brought forward so I didn't have time to pop in. Sorry! I'll make it next time. Probably.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

I did end up back in Sheffield

About 1 in the morning, and I did start walking in the direction of the Howard before realising you'd probably all gone home a long time ago

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

Aw bless 'im. :D

Have a terror-pin. :D

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

A redex? thanks :D

Edit: Awesome :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

Redex? I didn't see a redex. You must be seeing things.

You're crazy.

Thank you :D

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

He's lovely.

*Sexes*

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

I say, I say, I say

There's a turtle in my biscuit!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

Im sorry, he may be there a while, he's a tad slow...

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

oh hai

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

OH HAI

Does it tile?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

I believe it does

But charges a bloody fortune, puts all the tiles on wonky, and takes months to finish even the most basic of jobs

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

this one does

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

easter egg shell

yum yum

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

CFB

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

Looks like Danny Wallace :D

Nicely!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

*googles Danny Wallace*

oh yeah

:D

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

More like Sue Perkins

I bet you've been googling her.

(

Tart Monkey, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

That^

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

oh yes

with safe search turned off

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

light goes on, light goes off, light goes on, light goes off, light goes on, light goes off, light goes on, light goes off

I likes it :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

:) thanks

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

shaggy regretted his makeover when scooby ran away

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

like yoinks!

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

jinkies!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

cock of the north.... east

(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

no bollocks = FAKE

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

I've asked Mrs. Trellis if she wants to join

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

good

we'll have to think of titles and court positions for those who join

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

its not

its in south sheilds

(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

that's not even a real place

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

yes it is

its got a fair and mini golf

(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

hmmm

i may believe you if there's a fair

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

Shirley today has been another Sunday.

EDIT: Fer fuck sake, could my fucking last check in in please funking well turn the fuck up so that I fuck off to fucking bed as I've now been up for fucking 20 cunting hours.

(ooops I fucking said cunt)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

YEs

but I had to wipe it off with a tissue.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

no because people are gits

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

well their timeslot ended 20 minutes ago and my shift ends in and hour fourty.

I'm not going to be a chipper ghostie if I have to wait that long!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

The problem with society

is other people

/I have no idea

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

No biggy. I'll just put them in the shittest room in the building.

Useful one to know. If you arrange to turn up at a specific time at a hotel or hostel and don't, you're going to get the shitty room.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

Top shop!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

fucking beach

ass

(

d d, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

Ah, I spy an opportunity to repost the b3ta bellend curve

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

go and make it purple

and then it'll be great

I'm feeling bored, I need to have a walk along here, haven't done so in a while.

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

All they want is some chicken

([email protected], Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

well, it is tasty

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

Some of it contains traces of chicken too!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

mmmmm

chicken

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Not had a KFC in years

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

Me too.

Because I live in a country that doesnt have one.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

There used to be one in town, the nearest one now is 15 minutes away

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

Hahhaha

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

fuck a deer you assholer

kfc died in a car crash last week from total recall complications and depression under oathe

(

d d, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

hehe

mmm chicken

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

Arf!

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

Koran fried chicken?

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

Vile man

(Lord Of The Dunce, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

Would.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

Sooty, that is.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

filthy yiffer

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

FISTTASTIC.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

A fist a day makes your bum all gay

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

Unless you're a lesbean

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

I don't think you've thought this through

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

I think I have

I'd say the majority of lesbeans I've known considered gay a male thing. That's why when you have events or organisations representing homosexual men and women they tend to refer to themselves as gay and lesbian.
There will be a test later on.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

There's a bit of truth in that

but in the end, they all love teh squirrel

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

and teh G&T's:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

Ha ha!

nice :)

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

Variations on a theme:

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Also

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

haha

you are a nonsense

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

Hello you.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

Looks like a man in drag

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

It is no mere man, it is Rodrigo Díaz de Vivar

The El Cid is the greatest Castilian who ever lived.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

Christ yes.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

'lo μ

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Haha!

That's bonkers, have a click Mr Manley

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

Why thank you.

I suppose, because it is polite.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

anything with sid james is a win

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

I am picking other people to join our kingdom of Ribald :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

good

we need subjects

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

I will have to make some thing so people can stick it in their profile

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

indeed. we need a flag, too

and a royal crest

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

Cellar_door is now the Countess of Smutshire

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

does she know i am the queen

and she must serve me?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

Yes she does :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

my first royal decree

is that she get cracking on a flag design

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

She is also my mistress

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

is she now?

*sharpens axe*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

pffft

more like he's her bitch ;D

(

weaver., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

Stay out of it Webster

who rang your dusty bell.

Queen of Ribald: Is the flag allowed to have genitals on it?

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

allowed? they're essential!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

I get the feeling that you and I are going to get on very well

and that this is going to be a beautiful flag

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

yes.

yes it will.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

pfft

hahahah

(

weaver., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

i'm the bitch in this kingdom!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

just ignore the_weaver

We haven't had her spayed yet, she's all riled up.

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

is she housebroken?

i don't want the castle carpets ruined

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

no, let's just throw her outside

i'th'mire

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

(

weaver., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

well

i haven't had the chance to fill the moat with crocodiles yet, so the mire it'll have to be

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

throw Esme whatsherface in there

she'll work just as well until you get the real thing :P

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

Haha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

A ladies version of last night's one

It's massive (very massive) if you click here:
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/img83712.jpg

(

magictoast, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

this is slightly surreal

i like it

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

A tiny woman using a pencil sharpener as a toilet is only slightly surreal?!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

Quiet a normal thing in my head

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

yes

my world is a strange, strange place

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

how about anal sheds?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

my anus doesn't shed very often

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Sheds made of anus?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

yes

they're smelly yet waterproof, plus they don't get robbed very often

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

GIANT PENCIL SHARPENER!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

Good day my lady

How is you?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

ill

well, hungover

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

No sympathy from then, as it self inflicted

Nope, you do get sympathy from me, as I'm not a cunt

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

i don't need sympathy

i need a resolve and a berocca

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

tough you are getting a hug

*hug*

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

heeheee

i feel better than i did earlier, the room isn't spinning anymore. my stomach still is, but there you go.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

Tiny... tiny... woman.

I'm sure there are laws against this sort of thing.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

Laws of Science.

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

^ This

pfft

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Yay!

You could just do a series on that alone...

clicked the last one, clicking this one too

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

I preferred last night's,

but this is still very excellent.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

There was this version...

(

magictoast, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

Actually..

I prefer that one. Looks better head on, shame about the reflection though.

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

...

How can I get rid?

(

magictoast, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Potato shop?

But you're talking to the wrong man, I learnt bloody fireworks instead. :(
Still lully though.

(

Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

I did not see that one.

I still prefer the man.

Peradventure I am a homo?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

your all gay

;)

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

Frankly

I don't think I'd want to use a toilet that, by design, places a blade anywhere near my undercarriage

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

Buggers keeping stealing my nuts.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

A chip off the ol' frock then?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

I make a habit of bad puns.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

We'll have nun of that!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

Oh do be choir-t

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

I reserve my right to not make any more puns after my outstanding Wimpol of the Bailey comment below! :P

Along with my observation that someone appears to have nicked your monk's cow!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

Sadly it meant the square root of fuck all to me.

Sorry.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

That doesn't say much:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

But it knows it loves you.

And that may be all it needs to know.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

*blushes*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)

You cheeky monk-ey!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

LIES!

There is no way you could know, but my cloning work on the wall is something I am quite pleased with.

Nobody liked my Thom Yorke / Nick Griffin post earlier.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

It was too subtle

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

It was too good.

It just looked like a man.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

Yeah. Too good.

'swhat I meant.

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

I am half man, half amazing.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

does that make him friar-bell for prosectution?

(

timothycrippins, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

Chip Fryer?

Hmm.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

THat could be an episode of Wimpol of the Bailey!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

Can't believe how long that took me...

Woo! Yay!

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

The filename is always* a give away with me.

*generally

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

Oh, no

checking the filename is an admission of defeat

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

Fryer Tuck?

Edit: Shitsticks, someone got there before me :(

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

Great - Have a Laughing Sidney!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

Right back at you:

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

Yeah bitch

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

Fuck yeah!

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

Pimp my mollusc!

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

Looks likes he's stalling repeatedly

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

IT always amazed me that that building looks white when you take a photo of it!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)

you really do deserve punishment for this

bend over, there's a good chap

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

Did you see the worse one earlier?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

i've been recovering from a most vicious hangover

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

It was this:

I did something else too, but I cannot remember what, so you cannot see it.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

ah, right

i did see that before the headache regrouped

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

Have a cup of tea.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

i've drunk about

6 gallons of the stuff today, that's why i feel a bit better.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

*runs over with trolley*

(

Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

SMASH! Did you ever see this?

I made it just for you

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

hahahhahha!

that's brilliant! i'd never have considered dressing one with dried pasta!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

Only 900 more uses to go!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

putting it in a roll

and pretending it's a hot dog

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

Ploughing Fields.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

using as a dibber

for planting seeds

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

I once had a girl toss me off with a pain au chocolat

whilst I was driving.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

did she burn your neck?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

this is attractive, no?

face-o-tape. get it.

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

thats a helluva lot of spunk

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

Spunk would be better

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

I know

it had even hardened and congealed a bit by then. I find that it is at this stage that it tastes best.

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

I like yoU!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

If you wanted someone to spunk on your face, I would have done it

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

well now I know for next time

how does tomorrow suit?

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

Depends on where i have to travel to

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

we could meet halfway

like a sort of rendez-vous in the jizz-facial side of town.

those are really expensive though, aren't they? Semen facials? must research this, but I know they exist!

and I live in the north. good ol' border of cumbria and lancashire. Cumbrishire.

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

I live in the south on the Oxfordshire, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire border

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

I went to a wedding on monkey island

It sucked arse, but the ducks were pretty. And the land was nice and flat. These crags and knotts give me the creeps.

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

Good old Monkey Island :)

I'm sure things could be sorted out through a GAZ

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

most certainly sir

us Northern "Lassies" are wild. And occasionally a bit ruddy.

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

You're not lassie, if you were then that picture would be that of a pooch with selotape on it's face, which would be hard to do, and probably painful for the pooch to take off.

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

damn you caught me

okay everyone, I lied, and I'm sorry, and I hope that in time you'll all forgive me and be my friends

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

What's that?

Little jimmy's stuck down a well?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

Nick, a yak, rotates at around 400 degrees Celsius.

His eyes aren't circular and his elbow skin drags on the floor.

He has a superpower. But it's secret.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

I like yaks

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

NOW I MUST LEAVE. FUN WILL HAVE TO CEASE.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

KTHNXBAI

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

You're ok.

Just beware Earl Otterby, he is really a 74 year old man called Kevin ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

I happen to like 74 year olds

the putrid clicking of their dusty joints makes my knees jelloid.

and I could nibble their flapping jowls all. day. long.

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

Oh my!

You really are a smut robot aren't you :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

Pot kettle mikey, pot kettle :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

smutty as a chimney sweep

what of it, sir? :P

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

Nothing of it at all.

Just make sure you only use your smut powers for good!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

I promise to use my reign as smut queen

to better the planet, and the lives of every man, woman and child

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

Do you hold smut conferences?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

of course

all the people that left the world of politics recently now fill the seats in the houses of smarmiement, listening to my smut updates.

too far?

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

The board is getting a tad stretched... some people get annoyed at that

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

yes

this is true.

you know what else gets stretched....?

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

Is it something smutty?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

yep

you're catchin' on arentcha ;)

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

Is it your arsehole?

Or is it pounds at poundstretcher?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Both!

and often in a related manner!

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Never too far,

Now, where is this next conference? I would like to come

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

ooo saucy! *said in barbara windsor's voice*

It is being held in near my hometown. in CUMbria.

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

Hmmmmm!

*imagines*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

I thought he was called clive!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

that's his stripper name

and Kevin is the name he uses for private shows.

I think it is obvious that his real name is Barry.

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

GO ON BARRY!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK BARRY!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

*something about cillit bang adverts and the word bang and LOL ROFL*

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)

ROFLMAO!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

You wish I was :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

I wish many things

involving you :P

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

Oh yay!

Is it Lolbirds time?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

Yay emogannet!

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

that's a pretty bird

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

Now now

leave the cancer victim alone!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

It appears to be Sunday

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

Sunday?

NOOOO!! work tomorrow!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

LOL!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

I used to wrap my hand in sellotape

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

it makes you feel like you could puch through a brick wall

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

haha!

we are siblings in the ways of sellotape.

I had red lines on my face for like an hour afterwards, and I was forced to rip bits of hair out of my head, but WORTH IT :P

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

It is a stage you go through

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

the red roundy rim stage

it is heard of throughout the land

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

Sellotape is good for kinkiness

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

Amen to that brother

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

I like you :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

i stuck some on my hair when it was long, bad idea i tell you

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

yes, long hair and sellotape = bad

UNLESS you happen to like pain. In which case it's a jizz fest, or so I've heard

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

well i used to wash my long hair in the shower as if it was short, it took me awhile to figure out why it had so many knots in it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

I chopped all my hair off for charity once

took me four weeks to work out that I no longer needed conditioner (the gooey stuff we girls use) and I'd walked around for those four weeks looking like a grease monkey. Bad times.

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

that gooey stuff is great, i should have used that

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

I like the herbal essences ones

because it reminds me of the adverts with the moaning women.

the only advert for shampoo I like, as I have a weakness for desperate housewives.

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

are you that way inclined?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

but if i delve deep into my heart of hearts, I can't say I would kick a desperate housewife out of bed.

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

: D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

and parts of me like you!

giggity

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

The parts you can have fun with? :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

The parts that make fun fun!

just slide me home :P

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

oh, just remembered this joke

why do women have legs?

have you seen the mess that snails make?

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

Arf!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

Hell, I like you

You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

Comb her with a fine toothed comb

and I'll go to town on her for free

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

You should have come to pop tarts

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

I come to many things

oooooooooh, she's done it again.....

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

Yes.

CFM

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

I should stress that I did not enjoy this.

I appear to be smiling, but I am actually very angry.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

I need to meet this man

and lay at his feet

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

I am a fat, middle aged, married man.

You do indeed need to do so.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

nevertheless

you look so pretty in a package

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

I do try.

I used to look pretty damned good out of the box too.

These days I am just a fat wanker.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

Yes :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

I am loving the pants

are they cords?

If they're cords I'm going to make love to your bumhole.

and you're gonna enjoy it.

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

No, they are red 501s, but they are dead now.

I generally wear beige chords I am afraid, although I would like another maroon pair.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)

you are my god

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

And when I was your age

you were nearly 2.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

and one hell of a sexy two year old

so there

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

Asphyxichrist.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

Oh, is David Carradine the compo this week then?

;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

Go fuck yourself.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

shame you lived through it

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

Excuse me what do you think you're doing?

Sweating sellotape? Oh, carry on.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

why am I looking at your dog?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

Why am I looking at your dog?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

Congratulations :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

Nick, crawling out from under a soiled sheet, hair knotted and teeth yellow, makes his move on an unsuspecting sellotape dwarf.

Little do they know that an owl watches in the distance.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

I'm sorry, you know I don't speak Spanish

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

Twit.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

... the owl calls as he chows on a festering potato. "Uegh", he pukes a little ball of sick. It's harvested and sold to children to cut open.

The owl swivels its head 720 degrees on 3 axis as it hears a yelp of lovepain from Nick. The owl becomes agitated and hides in a sock. The villagers riot.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

'Twoo' would have surficed.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

Use your imagination, man. There are wonderful treats inside your head.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

I tried that yesterday.

I waxed lyrical and it just made cockweasle cry.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

BE STILL YA LITTLE CUNT!

/bad boy bubby blog!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

Replyin to da pictur ov da girl right ere.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

She's obviously not all there, so she might sleep with me, yeah?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

That's how this internet thing works? Right?

RIGHT?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)

if you post something truly funny on the internet

god will reward you in heaven with 5 formerly career-oriented women.

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

wouldn't using a filter be a lot less painful?

(

tubaman, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

That there is quite sexy.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

Doesn't Grape my Squidlo

personally,

but whatever gets you off...

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tubaman, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

This is part of a new series of drawing I am doing

Click for bigger (258 kb)

He had a red hot poker shoved up his arse

The downside being that I'm not great at drawing people

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

huh

things these crazy kids do for fun

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

do like an "after" one too.
have parts of him descending out of his newly created "saloon doors" style arsehole.

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

William I is the one of the better ones

I am having fun drawing an exploding body :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

Now that

would sell

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

The poker only hurt him, the stoat was the actual cause of death...

(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

WEASEL!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

Ha ha what?

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

Didn't ol' Ed Two die from being stuck down a khazi wearing a hoodie?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

Speak English man

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

Read English man!

Well apart from the one German word.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

Red hot poker up his arse

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

Something just as irrelevant!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

METAL UP YOUR ASS!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

They knew how to do killings then :D

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

nice action

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

poor Billy Connelly..right up the jobbie! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

I wish someone do that to him

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

billy's great

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

He was

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

i still think he's interesting/funny

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

I agree with Cockweasle and prodge.

Billy's great.

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ClanSoul, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

I dunno,

I pretty much stopped finding him funny after the lottery adverts. Oh and when he ran round naked for comic relief or something.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

He's great

when he's not doing an impression of riverghost.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

I'm old enough to have seen him with

Gerry Rafferty. They called themselves The Humble Bums I think. Very beardy stuff.
edit\ haha www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEx_HF6QLVI

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Three Dog Man, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

yeah, I wonder if this made old billy change his hypothesis on whether or not the stonefish was the worst pain known to man...I think I'd go with a poisonous fish over having my arsehole kebabbed!

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

Stonefish?

That bloke from Neighbours?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Those Rebecchis and their crazy nicknames :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

Like Flangeudderfacials?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

He was my favourite :P

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

fuzzychinnedcuntwit?

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

Ha ha ha!

brilliant :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

hahaha

THat's right. IT was Toadfish not Stonefish!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

But there was a stonefish too!

www.perfectblend.net/neighbourhood/bio/rebecchi-stonefish.htm

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

Harold!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

lawl! :)

What's the next one in the series going to be? And can Glasgow have that thunderstorm when you're finished with it?

(

Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

Already done that one, although I am going to have to do it again

William II, got 20 to do in all

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

But not like that.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

To be honest, no one really knows how he died

There are several different ways, I just like the red hot poker one, which also has several different ways of how it was done

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

Yes, but nobody has ever suggested that it was surreptitious.

If it was the poker then he was attacked and held down.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

bindun?

There was going to be a Mouseolini but hometime is calling :D

(yadayadayada, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

Pfft!

Welcome n00b :D

Pull up a chair, shop a kitten, you'll never leave!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

hahaha :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

Ha ha!

Josef starling has bindun, but I don't think nick griffin has been...and who's the last one?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

Gerbils....

Gwan, gwan, gwan...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

Joseph gerbils

sorry, Goebbels :)

(yadayadayada, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

*snort*

nice :)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

brill

welcome along

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

Nicely!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

There's a depot?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

Of course.

You think we have that many just lying around the place? I've six on order for next week's image challange, just in case.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

extremist margerine!

welcome to b3ta you'll never leave

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

Hahaha, welcome!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

Thanks Eveyone

(yadayadayada, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

Hello :)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Fuck off teaboy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Awww you know we all love you

FFS you are a B3ta meme and a leg end.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

I personally think he's full of shit

and a bit of a nugget

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

Was that on auto complete?

meant with love, Prod. Meant with love :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

nope not auto anything

I ment it..he's full of it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

Not nice :(

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

even if it's for a game?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

Well,

If it's for a game... I guess it's ok. Is it?

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

At least let him make the tea before telling him to fuck off

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

To be honest with you,

I already have one.

However, he must be a fucking good teaboy to get paid 32k to make it!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

I had one earlier

I have spent all day on a digger digging a trench

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

I like driving those little dumper trucks.

They're fun :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

Dumpers are good

The ones with automatic gear box are the best, all you have is a joystick

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

Aye,

those were the ones I was driving a couple of years back. Such joyous times :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

Central steering?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

As opposed to what?

The steering wheel being underneath the bucket?

Crazy Earl ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

Central pivot steering, Is what I mean

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

In that case,

yes :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

They are win

I spent about 2 weeks driving one, I fucking loved it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

No longer!

Queen doesn't like to fork out much money...

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Like any army worth its salt would hire you!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

British one, did!

...and promoted me... cunt :(

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

Someone I knew got killed in Afghanistan the other week

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

Bloody ridiculous, I tell you. Fucking insurgents.
You know what the bastard thing of it all is? They're not even Afghanis! The majority of the cunts are Pakistani and it's not even their fucking country!
Drives me mental. Can't wait to go there, though...

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

You can't wait to go there,

yet down the page you said you saw camels there?

I think you are full of shit teaboy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

I just got back from Iraq,

Afghanistan is a different country :P

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

Bollocks is it!

They all wear towels on their heads....

/ill informed blog

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

ridiculous that someone goes into someone elses country with guns......oh wait!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

Yeah,

I agree. Should have never gone to Iraq, HOWEVER, We're in Afghanistan at the request of the Afghani government to protect them from Taliban invasion.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

why?....fuck them all and let them fight it out

last man standing wins the bombed out bullet ridden hole it is

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

I dunno, I mean...

We kinda have a responsibility to Afganistan... I don't know the ins and outs of it all but we do somehow. Regardless, the Taliban are the single biggest terrorist threat to global security. The RIGHT thing to do is protect them. That's almost like saying we should have left Northern Ireland to themselves, or the Falklands, man.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

Brits out!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

You probably just Google Image Searched

a rendered promotion teaboy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

+ low poly

:)

edit: -terragen

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

nice tits

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Right

I bet your sister is going to pissed off when she sees you wearing her stuff

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

was my swimming costume for when I was in Iraq... In hindsight it was a bad idea... there was no water :(

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

but...

plenty of oil, right!!

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

Well,

I didn't see any... Saw some camels, though!

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

~~saw~~fucked

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

camels!

I heard a funny joke about camels, would you like to hear it?

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

Yes.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

well...

I suppose it's not really about camels as such, but it has the word camels in it:

two old women are smoking together in a park, when it begins to rain. One of the women then gets out a condom and puts it over her cigarette. Her friend is shocked, and asks "what are you doing?!"
The woman replies "Everybody does this when it rains, it stops your cigarette from going out"

So her friend goes to the chemist and asks for some condoms. The Pharmacist is shocked, but asks her what type she would like. The old woman replies "oh any dear, it doesn't matter, as long as they fit on a camel"

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

Shocking.

Haha :D

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

Rather!

And for the record, I rather like your flowery ensemble

it is most fetching

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

hahaha :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

what does it mean?

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

This boy needs therapy....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

he was high as a kite

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arrangedletters, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

psychosomatic

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

He's a na-tural!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

bork

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

2 sugars monkey boy

then fuck off

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

Is this the new Jean Paul Gaultier Teaboy outfit?

a snip at 32k ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

must be his boyfriend from the army

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

"They don't like it up 'em"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

'And lo, a bandwagon source image is born'

B3tans: Chapter 6 verses 12-16

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

The only reason I posted it :P

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

hahaha, I did wonder :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

I have my laptop AND my PC tuned in and ready

In case one of them explodes. That way I won't have to miss more than a few seconds of the broadcast :)
Thank deity for online listening on Radio 4.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

Is it half 6 it starts?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

Yes

Let loin girding commence, chaps.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

*glees*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

Yay! Clue!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

Hello, Sir Z!

*Gets thirsty all of a sudden*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

here you go

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

hahah nice

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

why has no-one else done this yet?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

Because the twat

posted it purely so that he could have his ego massaged by people shopping his image.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

Nah,

I just wanted to say hi, didn't have any images I'd made, so I thought that one would be funny to say hi with (and give people an image to abuse, you know... for fun :) )

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

In that case,

maybe talk would suit you teaboy.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

Don't let them put you off

Some of us will give you a warm welcome.
You take the teasing like a ~~man~~ tea boy.

Edit: Do you have the ghey?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

Oh.

I thought that, but he seems to be getting shouted at a lot less than most trolls...
I'll just noob off.
Have this:

Noobular bells

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

He's not so much a troll, as an idiot ;)

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/32k/

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

I guess I used to be...

The whole teaboy thing was something like 5 years ago, man... I've grown up since :P

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

Says the man who posted a picture of himself in a bikini....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

Part of growing up

is being able to make fun of yourself.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

rofl.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

Why am I looking at your dog?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

fuck, beat me to it :-P

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

YOU APPEAR TO BE A DUDE. PLEASE RECTIFY THIS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

~~IFY~~ ALISE

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

O, U!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

ps mix started

I'm a dumbass when it comes to them though, but I'll be done by the end of the week.

ALSO: Played any snooker recently?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

Sweet!

I Love you so much Toaster!

ALSO: No, not in quite a while unfortunately :( I have however been out running the last 3 days. Which is fun. Yourself?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

Played on Sunday, and have a few frames to play tomorrow. Gotta practice as much as possible.

MUST SNOOK 'ER. FLFORORFHFHF.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

Practice makes perfect young padawan!

However, practising snooker just makes you fat! Trufax :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

O, U 2!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

Erm, hi.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

Erm, no.

I SAW.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

Yeah

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

I have waited for this day for, a while

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

H aha ha!

Thank you for creating a tea monitor interface moment :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

Haha :D

What the hell :P

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

I was there man, I was there

edit : took out a block of text

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

YIKES

eyebleach, stat!

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elbow, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

why am I looking at your dog

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

You must be a flat chested woman

as you have no bollocks or knob what so ever!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

What are you talking about?

He is one giant knob!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

Hahaha!

Can't use the "it was cold" excuse, but it was a bikini for ages 5-7... That accounts for at least /some/ of the... Smallness... Right? :)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

Pass the hammer, please

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

Haha

:D

I likes a lot.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

Gnash Gnash Gnash

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

Gnasher

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

Here you are

Use it hard

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

HANGHANGHANGHANG

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

Super Aceness!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

wow

can't believe this got FP'd. I knew sleeping with Rob was a good idea. Not sure I liked the way Cr3 watched from the dark corner though.

Thanks magic donkey!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

That man

.. appears to have something very, very wrong with his cock.

Still would though.

(Dresen H.O.M.G., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

BEST THING EVER

ahahaha

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

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