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[challenge entry] ....
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# heheheh

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Samus Aran Sex Simulator.
o0o
|H| -- wank here
| |
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it next wednesday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# A dog owl thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Oh Hai Mohammed!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Aw!
He's my friend!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# hahahah!
ALT-COMPO TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# b3ta is bombproof!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Nice beaver
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Toooooootttttooooorrrrrooooooo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] More work safe than my last post
(thefwf, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I've no idea what a spam dagger is
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# *unzips*
*reveals tiny dagger made from spam*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
#
Tiny?
(thefwf, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Oh look, it's like a willy
only smaller. *pets*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis
(thefwf, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Whoooah!
I feel like I've just been flashed

You might want to warn people that link is NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# So the word "penis"
doesn't tell you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# It might have been micro pen is ...
...very good at small writing
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# House of flying titties!
:D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm going to pea, and nobody is going to stop me


I'm classing TV programmes in the "whatever" category
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# good lord!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# If you have issues after seeing this image
Call 01 811 8055

/shows age
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Wheres the
Shoppage?....
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:28, archived)
# hahahahaaaa
love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] No points for guessing the title.
(Fidoh, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Tron?
is it Tron?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Troff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Grand Troff Tarkin?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Look Who's Tarkin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# *steals*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Ooooohhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Been there, done that... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
#
Pron :(
(Fidoh, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# NO WAY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# you'll be needing this then...
www.dafont.com/tron.font
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# do we get points if we don't guess?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# THE SPERMINATOR!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# But points mean prizes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# yer maw?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I don't get it. Tron doesn't sound like porn at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# play it at 33rpm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# 78!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# That's Numberwang!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# *OSCILLATES RAPIDLY*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# "electric frisbee review weekly"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# *subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# this week comes with the third piece to your very own frisbee. Only 237 pieces left to go!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Wet wet wet?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# ham bucket?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Cavity Magnetron?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# do decepticons have teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Does the pope wear fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Subbuteo mishap wagon
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Less controversial?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
*tea monitor collision*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Like this
Full of eastern promise, this challenge
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# hahahahahahah! compo it! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# done :)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# bwahahahahahahahahaha!
That would probably get me sacked as well
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Excusing me please?
How do I click "I really really fucking like this, in an almost sexual way"?

Have clicked normally until someone can assist.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I've got a special button round at my house
bring some Swarfega
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha! fantastic!
Would probably cause fewer problems in terms of dodgy images..

Also - b3ta! help! My work might be able to put some money towards the purchase of a netbook so I can work around campus. I can probably only squeeze £100 out of them and will have to supply the rest of the cash myself [but the, i'll get to keep the netbook for myself too]
Netbook needs to be small but usable, and run Office [word/excel/powerpoint/outlook] and internet. I already have a main computer at home so it won't be a replacement PC.

Does anyone know of any good brands/models or equally, any brands/models to steer clear of?
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Sorny and panaphonic are good
but avoid Toshibo

soz, facitious me...

you eman those dinky little ones that don't have a DVD drive on them?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# someone tell Joe his colleagues have swapped his keys round
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Yeah, Netbooks, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:36, archived)
# yeah, i want something i can chuck in my bag
and use on those tiny little desks in lecture halls. At the moment i'm lugging round my full-size laptop and struggling with it.
Thanks for the recommendations - am looking up reviews!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I have a Samsung NC20
And I'm very happy with it. Good battery, lightweight, works fine. Keyboard is a good usable size too, fine for typing on, unlike the smaller ones where you really have to be careful where you put your man-sized fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# cheers
will look it up!
a good battery would be ace, as i work all over the place and there aren't always handy plugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Also
cdiscount.co.uk are having a 10% off sale until 5pm today. May be good to include them in price comparisons.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# ooh, good to know
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# the Eee PC range always get good reviews.
check em out
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I like the EeePC HE1000.
Dead cheap and nifty.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# ahh, awesome, thanks
and thanks to you, Mr/Ms/Dr/other PointlessCamel up there^ also.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# It's a solid little machine. It uses an Intel Atom and has a gig of RAM, so it's definitely fast enough for word apps and net browsing and whatnot.
I believe it has a 160gb HDD too. The only real drawbacks is that your choice of OS is limited to GNU/Linux or XP, but that's the same with all Netbooks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:43, archived)
# yeah, reviews are looking good!
I think the uni network still runs mostly on XP, so that'd be fine.
Just need to get a bargain from somewhere, hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# There's usually a few vendors like ebuyer, microdirect and tigerdirect which'll do what you want much cheaper than a major retailer.
Search around on Google, see what comes up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Acer Aspire One's v.nice
Got the Linux version (because I'm a cheapskate) which was a bit bit scary, but with a bit of help from the internet have Linux Mint installed... very quick and does exactly what I need it to do in terms of notebook shenigans - B3ta, email, B3ta, GIMP and other BDSM stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
# at least I could look at those at work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Say no more...
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I bet she does

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Not likely.
Are we really supposed to believe Tintin would be on the lookout for poon? The biggest gaylord in all of france?
(Hairs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
# "no more"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# POLTERGEIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# New Image Challenge up

Take existing films, books, video games, whatever and remake them as porn movies.
Those naughty porny-people have been doing this, badly, for years. Show them how to do it properly.

Please keep the covers Safe For Work*. Stuff that we could happily sell in Woolworths -
assuming we still had a woolworths.

*this is where the challenge lies
thanks to spakmitten for the suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Adblocked.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Re: Research and Development
I liked the bit where you made vimod's zamboni and then drove it into a hunter's face.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# No I never drove it into a hunter. Rad mod though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Oh, was it one of the big ones then? I forget.
I liked all the sprays of the A-Team in the barn where you build it though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Oh the Guardians. Yeah that bit was pretty cool.
I liked the Chopper fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Nah, after that.
Didn't you nitro boost your little cart into a stryder or something?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# uh oh
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# nooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Damn
Just finished my "Where's the fucking compo" animation
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Ung ung ung ung ung.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# You said it mate
You said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Shiny, polished bollocks.
"Please don't post reposts in new threads"
"Please stick to the challenge brief"
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# it does sound like a good compo, but it's all going to go wrong... this boad WILL fill up with NSFW posts, even with specific instuctions
IF it all goes tits (cocks, cunts, arse etc) up, PLEASE consider switching the compo
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I'm just going to post every image on my hard drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I dunno
I'm liking this more than last week's
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# well it does sound like it could be funny, but if there is an influx of stuff that may well get people fired, I just hope the /board is really well modded this week...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha good one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# you're fucking kidding me, right?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# /\
.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Ah a NSFW SWF challange!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I've yet to see any shockwave flash entries so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# this is a REALLY bad idea.....
.... I may have to stay off B3ta for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Oh dear! (This is going to be a train wreck)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ^_^
(thefwf, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Oh Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Ah good
An image challenge that may get me fired before my pending redundancy, announced an hour ago.

*glums*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# ah what?
bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# mew. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# T_T
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Surely an image challenge...
...can't get you fired? Only transgressing your terms and conditions of employment can do that, shirly.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Many terms and conditions of employment include don't look at pornography at work
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# ooh beat me to it
although I can actually get away with viewing some pornography at work (part of my job, would you believe), I must choose the timing carefully as to ensure colleagues of a sensitive disposition are not within viewing distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Indeed they
do. And, to avoid falling foul of them, all one has to do is not looking at porn at work.

If b3ta is 'acceptable viewing' for the workplace in question, then it's not the employee's fault if someone posts something nsfw. If b3ta is not acceptable, then it's not acceptable porn or not.

If some tit posts you porn by mail, then it might arguable be your fault from opening mail from someone who has nothing to do with your work, or it might be their fault for mailing you porn... what is clear is that it probably isn't Outlook's (or GMail's, or whoever's) fault.

If my employer were wont to wield the sack hammer for the slightest hint of pr0n, I wouldn't look at b3ta at all... even when the compo is about 'fruit at war', some tosspot is bound to post tits.

Then again, I might look for a better employer.
 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# oh, fuck no...
that's shit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Aye.
Tis.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# and so it starts...
odd challenge for a site with a FAQ that says We like to keep b3ta free from any images which are, or could be mistaken as pornographic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
#
They may be wearing tight little shorts!
(thefwf, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Ron Jeremy
Mentioned this one on the Frank Skinner show.

Clearly I would not know if it actually exists, and I'm not risking Googling it.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] "WHO LOVES YOU, AND WHO DO YOU LOVE?"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I'm not into politics
I'm into survival
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:58, archived)
# HAHAHA! *office lols*
"I'll be back" - "Only if you're re-elected!"


edit: omg... the new challenge.... it's all going to end in tears.. and sackings...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Given that people rarely read the challenge
I feel my Hide button will be running hot by the end of tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)
# if if starts badly, I'm logging out for the week...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# b3ta was due an entire NSFW week.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# fck, time to skip b3ta for a week then :(
who thought that would be a good idea?

*FEARS TUESDAY*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# it's really not too clever.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# bloody hell
I'm glad I don't have a boss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Haha
"It's time to start Lying!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:01, archived)
# IT'S TIME TO START RUNNING!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcSyihjn0Vo

*glowsticks*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:03, archived)
# :D
I'd forgotten how good this film really was
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# full to teh brim of PERFECT 80's action movie/cheesy lines:
"I love this saw! It's a part of me... now I'm gonna make it part of you!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:06, archived)
# hell yeh
tis awesome
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# hahahaha...
love this corker

"I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine! "

Only in the 80s!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:08, archived)
# hahahah! It wasn't just the lines - When Arnie uses his court-appointed theatrical agent's back to lean on as he signs the contract....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# HEY LIGHTHEAD! HEY CHRISTMAS TREE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)
# "Whats the matter, steroids make ya deaf?"
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I warn you I get sick. Car sick, air sick. And I'm going to throw up all over you.
That's ok, it won't show on this shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# haha
"Please, don't kill me!" "Sorry, I don't take requests"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# "You're lucky he didn't kill you, too. Or rape you, then kill you. Or kill you, then rape you"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I haven't watched it for years
but as an impressionable teenager it was my fave Arnie film
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# it's cheesy as hell :D
that's what makes it great
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:08, archived)
# What happened to buzzsaw?
He had to split :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# "women have more hiding places than men"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# glowsticks you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkbB-X9654s
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:07, archived)
# love that clip :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I was trying to think of the track that sampled that
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I'm so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# no you aint
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
#
sshh
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# your punishment is that your hands are now replaced with dobbers
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Also eels.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# With a house elf?
Shirley not!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# *dobbs*
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha! I want one of those crazy crash helmets...
and a dribble bib too, just to complete the ensemble
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Pfft!
[ulterior motive] not worth it's own thread yadda yadda
[/ulterior motive]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# What the deuce?
*fwaps anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Adofin
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Heil Flippler!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# ahahha
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# pffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Marvellous...Have The Adolphi Hotel
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Pfft!
I stayed there in the mid-90s. That was the first time I'd ever seen Cartoon Network and Two Stupid Dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
*Awaits James Gandolfini*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Lovely
Have a divva narwhal

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I found one of those in a packet of mint humbugs before!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:59, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# *pop*

Click for bigger (88 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# hahahaha
top stuff

clicked!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# You're being very insensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# *awaits "DOWNS" reshop*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# *hopes not*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# So do I, but it will happen :S
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# hahahahahahahha!
has that film actually been released over here yet? if it has, it's completely passed me by.... :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Half term week
end of the month
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# half term? ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# no, we in the UK are not deemed important enough to see it in cinemas until October 16th
By which time you could import a US Blu Ray
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# yeah, I thought it came out in the US months ago; I thought I was going mad or something....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# next week
/October 9th according to the TV trailers
/also according to imdb
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# ris?
Is there a new pixar film then? The last one i saw was Finding Nemo :S
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Flidfish
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# you never saw "The Incredibles"?
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# ....
...
...
...
...
no



*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# utterly outstanding movie that...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Watched that again alst week
still fantastic

"WE'RE DEAD!!!! WE'RE DEAD!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# You sly dog, you got me monologuing! I can't believe it...
/ac :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# There's been at least a couple of others since then.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Eeeeevee!
This is better than the actual movie!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8612190
(1.618..., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:14, archived)
# are you serious?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# yes
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Hey, don't worry - the last one I saw was Monsters Inc.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# erm....
... :S
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# It had a cat and a dog trying to look after a child. The twist was that everyone was dead. Also doors were magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# the last one i saw was kung fu shrekagascar
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Hehehehe....
I'm confused by the Disney/Pixar business now.

I thought Disney owned the Pixar name now, but all the creatives (like lassetar) had gone off to another company.
So the new Pixar films, aren't actually made by Pixar but are released under that name.

Or soemthing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# not in the slightest
Disney bought Pixar for a huuuuuuuuuge amount of cash and appointed John Lasseter as creative head of both companies. Which explains why
Meet the Robinsons, Bolt and even the Tinkerbell movies have had a stroke of genius on them and the 2d Princess and the Frog looks like it may be a return to Disney glory days too.

(and now with Disney absorbing Marvel too, Disney is possibly all of the win)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Oh man if they make a new Aladdin...
my fave Disney film, along with Robin Hood :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Beauty and the Beast is perfection in my utterly worthless opinion
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# You could not make that better
by it being CGI

cf: Jungle Book
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# That has such amazing animation
that ballroom scene was pretty groundbreaking if i remember
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# good man! those two and Jungle Book are my faves
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Robin Hood is pure win
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# My mum bought me a second copy of Aladdin on video as I wore my first one out watching it so often
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Just read the wiki page...
I must have heard some rumour around the time of the takeover, and my brain just shut down at that point and assumed that was what happened
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I tend to prefer their short films to their features
Presto is bloody brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Lasseter's a director in Disney
Disney have absorbed Pixar but they still have a sort of independance because Lasseters' a director and has said they can carry on what they're doing.

With the success they've had, who's going to argue?

Edit: Wot HT sed /\
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# And Steve Jobs has a hand in their holding both by the balls!!
How ya like them Apples!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# hahahaha
In fairness, he probably made them what they are
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha
I so want to see that!

EDIT: Also look what the lully HT made me for a site I write for.



*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Excellent, as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
It made me laugh did that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# great film :)

dug's great
*point*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# can't wait to see it again in 3d
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
I needed to anti-RIS myself, but ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Thought I'd read this mag while I wait for the new Image Challenge...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# dirty minx
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Norks!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# suddenly the hispanic championing of Mary makes sense.
Madre de Dios!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice holy mother norkage!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Marvellous sir!
Top notch and *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# She'd get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Oh Lordy YEES!!!
I love the way she was described as a virgin, yet the bible makes reference to her and Joesph trying for children
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# They were trying to steal children.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# It was a Rugby reference I believe.
She played Scrum-half for the local kids charity team
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# That Joseph was firing blanks
The milkman is Jesus' real father
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# *drops monocle*
BEWBS! (my first choice was NORKS! but I was beaten to it)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Have this pea if I may be so bold/

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha this is top
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Hahaha I remember this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# That would make me buy Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I'mma let you finish...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# HAHA, i'm loving that meme at the moment!
"Judas had the BEST betrayal of ALL TIIIME!"

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
Top marks for trying to make it look like part of the painting rather than just crudely cut out a shit photo and drop it anywhere on the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# hehe cheers
way too many crude ones you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# ^^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# hahahahhaha! TOP 'SHOPPAGE! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahahah! that pic of the guy in the tophat - priceless! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:27, archived)
# there you go, lad
2.bp.blogspot.com/_hlrAC_92oBA/Sr-bL_LVyDI/AAAAAAAACnw/odOnDBlEHXg/s1600-h/ace67c92i2is.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# YAY!
so dapper! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Is that from the
Autumn/Winter Kays catalogue 1976
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I bet he does bad David Copperfield style magic:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# "I shall now make this bar of chocolate DISAPPEAR!"
*NYOM NYOM NYOM!*

"and now to make it re-appear!"

*Drops trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# cannot suppress hard-on
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# My interests include:
MAME
GNU
and Fantasy RPGs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I'm a very active type, and love the great outdoors
such as train station platforms (Diesels only), birdwatching hides and woodland areas during LARPing sessions
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Oh fuck I completely forgot about LARP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# The guy on the right has a top hat
He can't be dull
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# It's the Sun what won it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Is that her actual quote?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# *hopes*


Have you seen the HPotD trailer?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Harry Potter of the Dead?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Close actually!
House Party of the Dead :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I see party people
You got the jelly, ice cream and kittens all inflated for your weekend's revelry?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Kittens are about half done
They keep getting punctures somehow
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I blame dogs
I hope you have your life sized cut out of me ready:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Nah, I scrapped it after all the complaints
Apparently some still haven't recovered from seeing the photos from May.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Ah
Opting for a jamnog floor mat this year instead?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# You should get Jamnog a sponsorship deal from Gordon's
That was some epic drunkage
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:24, archived)
# lol
Yeah we should get him a 'please drink responsibly' t shirt:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# and t
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Yeah, saw it yesterday
Didn't see me, but lots of Lady S.

I think the director fancies her

Did you and K see yourselves, cos I didn't spot you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Yeah, I saw K
I saw Lady S when we were skipping through trying to find it again.

That's some fast and furious cuts I tell thee! I actually have a pretty long shot in there but I never even saw it until Prof pointed it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I'll have another shufty...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I even saw Woman X.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Colonel K is in there
as well as R kelly, LL Cool J and Easy E
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I didn't see them. I did see a cat and a dog though, clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:14, archived)
# T-Pain?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:14, archived)
# How Peanuts Overdosed Trying Drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Hairy Prolapse Of The Dagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# sad face sad face sad face
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Apparently today
she has declared her support for the Tories.

I'm sure dave is chuffed to bits by that news
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Yeah, I'm looking forward to Question Time tonight.
I wonder if Keeley will make an appearance?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:08, archived)
# When is it Nick Griffin is going to be on?
That'll be fantastic. I look forward to him being slaughtered. Even if you overlook the repulsive racism he's an idiot, he's going to abolish income tax or something.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I think that's next week
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I get all of my news from News In Briefs
Emily thinks stabbings are bad and more should be done to stop stabbings.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:08, archived)
# hahahaha
Oh and anyone know where I can find that image rob in a dress being pissed on? Can't find it on google.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Virgin compo or the woman scammer incident?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Virgin compo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# little minx
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:19, archived)
# TO ALL YER MIDDLE KLASSES
RI.P. OUR JADE,DONT LISTHEN 2THE HATERS,SCUM, 4 EVA IN OWR HARTZ JAYDE I WOZ CRYIN AL NITE WEN I HERD DA NEWZ SHE WOZ DA BEST FING IN MY LIFE REST IN PEAS SAY HI TO JAKKO 4 ME KISS KISS (ta ad7)

(Redmond, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:06, archived)
# People are having lunch!
Sorry to TJ: Look what someone found for me :)

Contributor to conferencepear.blogspot.com
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# This is a good website, I am going to subscribe to its RSS feed.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Thank you :)
It'll be quiet after next week's Tory conference though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# PRCK? I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# i?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# lol gay!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# That must be an imposter
cos he's standing up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Priceless!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# ARGH?! ARGH!
What are you doing to my shoes?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# even though she's dead
that image still makes me puke in my mouth a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I expect she's a bit thinner now
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# oh for fuck sake.....
you are such an arseclown

*adblocks*

edit: *adblocks for a second time*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Oh stevie, normally you are so hahahahahahahhahahappy, until it comes to newbies and workplace inconvenience :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I'm a real jekyll and hyde :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:08, archived)
# QUEEN OF ARE ARTS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# 4 EVA IN OWR HARTZ JAYDE I WOZ CRYIN AL NITE WEN I HERD DA NEWZ SHE WOZ DA BEST FING IN MY LIFE REST IN PEAS SAY HI TO JAKKO 4 ME KISS KISS
edit: haha
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Foreva in our Forts
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Aaargh, my eyes :-(
my eyes :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Farkin hell!
Adblock's working overtime today.

Is that saint Cliff?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# It's Ant and Dec
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# that can't be Dec
Not enough forehead
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I would
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Right. Well, I'm going to Jack this Thread too....
There's a realy cool mural going on in Weston at the moment. They're looking for artists to add to it this weekend. I'm not an artist myself (obviously, if you've ever seen any of my posts) but it does look like a great project.

Details here
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I saw this a while ago and had no clue what was happening.
I am enlightened.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# have you let jesus in your heart?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# that's a great idea, and I also have a question
The image that first confronts you when you open that - of john cleese in 'silly walk' mode -
does anyone know if there is a reasonable quality photo of that exact shot anywhere?
I've been looking for a decent quality pic of that exact pose for age but to no avail, the website has just reminded me that I would like to find it, if it is out there.
/google didn't prove particularly helpful.
Actually, forget it, think I've found something :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# oooh...that's fab
that's needing something doing to it for years
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# It does look pretty good so far - I drove past it yesterday
It sort of reminds me of the b3ta collaboration quilt.

Which reminds me: I still have no-one to work with on the collaboration. Nobody loves me.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# nobody wants to work with me either
I'll work with you, I live near Weston and you also have an awesome dog.
SOLD.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# My family all live there
but I can only bring myself to go back twice and year, and thankfully I've already done my duty this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I *DO* have an awesome dog.
You, sir, appear to know the way to my heart. And you have more FPs than me, which makes you a good prospect.

I accept your proposal, and any ideas you may have, being as I have fuck all.

*yays*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Ooh, you could travel to the Derby bash together and talk your ideas through :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# sadly
I work on Saturdays : (
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# but...but...not THIS Saturday....right?
*lip-quivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# if it's any consolation
I probably wouldn't have come anyway.

Derby is outside my 20-mile excursion zone.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] AAAARGH
You scared the BeeJesus out of me :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# This must be worthy of attention as you user caps!
It always amazes me when I'm employing people that some will send me cover letters in caps!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I hope she dies already

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# well that's news.
fat slag that's all i can say.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:23, archived)
# no compo?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# no combo?

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# It's alright
gives people one less thing to moan about
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ^^^

Edit: Sexy living dead
That was a lot crisper originally actually but I messed up saving it, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Phwor!
I've 'ad 'er

and micto hasn't... probably
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)
# é
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# %
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# •
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I thought those two had been 'at it'...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Superb sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Ta Freebs!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# wookwok?
hahahahah, awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Ewook, surely?
and props to op.

/street
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# What street you from? Sesame Street?
/Ice-T
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Didn't someone on QOTW once write
Not so much 'street', as 'avenue'?

That would be me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Ewookie!
Thanks Stevie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Slow day, Ninj?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Oh good Lord no!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Hahah
Yays!

Fucking PC World. I tried to return a 2 day old router as it was borked.

Contrary to the fact that it would not turn on they would not take it as I had to go back home, hook it up to the network, call Netgear so that they can do a line test and then return to PC world with a reference number saying that it's broken even though the router won't work at all!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# The problem here is that you keep buying things from PC World ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Wasn't for me
and it's the nearest place by far.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ^ this
PC World is idiots selling overpriced crap to idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# If PC World are managing to get people to buy their overpriced crap
sounds to me like they're far from stupid.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Try talking to their staff
To paraphrase Obi-Wan, "Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who buys substandard computer kit from them?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# That's bollocks...
Sale of Goods Act... your contract is with the retailer.

End of

www.berr.gov.uk/whatwedo/consumers/fact-sheets/page38311.html
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# They are lying bastard scum who will outright deny such laws exists though.
Get a dictaphone and record every conversation you have with them.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)
# wooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Toppery shoppery!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Noice even


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Ooo I say!
 
Can't keep its hairy hands to itself, that's the problem
 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Can you see it properly now?
Brightened it up a bit

(thefwf, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# NOOOO!!!!!
Never with the thread-delete.....never I say....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# yeah, thanks for deleting that thread, it's not like any of us had posted in it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# did someone posted something in a deleted thread? that's very back to the futureistsish
'nooning all, I've just awoken and am officially unemployed and working on my selfemployment. Wish me lots of sleep and confort for my bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# nings FD!
I discovered the trick to being self employed was not to sleep/sit around all day :D
- in fact I had to work harder when contracting...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I was being an arse ;)
still , it beats working for a prick of a boss who doens'nt know shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Ironically, when I was self employed, I WAS working for a prick of a boss who didn't know shit.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# now you're pimp is having you working on the streets again ;).
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# It burns....
Aaaarrrrgghhh my poor retinas.....
Must find sunglasses.....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Tell me about it
it's bright as feck!

He should sort it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Don't be a jerk, I had posted in that.
b3ta.com/board/9719052

Amiga game help please.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# PS Halo is gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Halo ODST is flogging a dead horse with a donkey cock.
COD all the way :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# yup! Halo1 - one of the most overrated games of all time
*hugs copy of halflife*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# You have made the right choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# the release of Black Mesa Source is drawing closer!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Supposedly. I cannot wait to see how they handled Xen.
Also, download and install "Research and Development". It's one of the best HL2 mods I've played.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# the name rings a bell, but I'm sure I rememeber that as a team deathmatch mod for HL1... I'll have to look it up!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# You'll need HL2 and Ep 2 installed, but it's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I didn't think Halo 1 was that bad lol
Best sense of scale from all of the games; the other 3 were a bit weird though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# It was ok, but things like "big chunks of the game map were duplicated and passed off as new areas (wait, haven't I completed this bit already?)"
and that it was not as ground breaking as everyone was making out, left me disappointed...

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Umm, taking a wild stab here....
Shadow of the Beast?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# it's Golden Axe, creep
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# if there's a flying dragon level, could be this

Obviously without the tranny.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# pfft, yes
but I think the beginning of Golden Axe involved a dragon... and one of the dudes' superpower was invoking a dragon to burn every cunt on the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Rise from your grave.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# POKERFACEPOEKERFHACE
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
# You seem confident, but that doesn't look right at all. No flying a dragon.
The dragon bit wasn't side-scrolling. I guess I should just remain happy I found Lotus Esprit Turbo Challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# all dragons can fly.
also, play Dynamite Dan II, Underwurld, Outrun and Zany Golf.

Or die.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# some can fly sideways
while....scrolling....um.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I want to fly my dragon. It has joystick support :C
THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Fucking loved Turbo esprit
someone told me though, that you couldn't crash or damage the cars because Lotus didn't want the cars portrayed as being destructible.
Hence, if you got bumped you just stopped.

Could be bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Chase HQ on the Spectrum 128k for teh win :D
Speech included too, although it sounded like it was underwater lol

"Glet's gloooo, mister dwivvvver!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Enduro Racer
That is all
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Oh, got another one here;
Hard Drivin anyone?

PS playing GTpsp at the mo, am impressed and disappointed all at the same time :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# bump
slow to a crawl
catch up
bump
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# outrun is great.
the crashes are superfun times. especially since they're in a convertible and often land upside down. people were made of tougher stuff in those days.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Used to play Turbo Esprit on the Amiga.
Lotus did indeed put a clause in the paperwork saying the cars couldn't show damage... nice enough looking racer, but boring as all hell.
*reminisces* :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Pea Soup!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Unreal?
www.lemonamiga.com/?mainurl=http%3A//www.lemonamiga.com/games/details.php%3Fid%3D1099
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES YES.
D, you are my favourite person to exist ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# \o/
Amiga wise, I'd recommend the following: Wizkid, Nebulus, Moonstone & Space Crusade
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Will do!
:D Proper made my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Space Crusade and Hero Quest were awesome back then :)
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# That's my day sorted then....
They have New Zealand Story! I was obsessed by that game, and if they had released a tape of the music I would have been first in the queue. Brilliant linkage! *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Ghosts and Ghouls for Amiga.
Play it.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Oh I'll be emulating it ALLLLL later.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# oh you drip
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# aww poor jesus
he just needs to respawn!
(anonymous blonde, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# And lo, on the third day, Jebus did hit f5
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)

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