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# Brown sends Moore to Afghanistan
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:04, archived)
# He's a badass - he's gonna pop a cap in Uranus!
:D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# GAMESMASTER!
On level 6 of afghanistan, how do i find the exit strategy?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
"Ahh, we've had a lot of gamers ask this question..."
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I see Nick Clegg wants him to re-pay his expenses too..
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I've always though Clegg comes off like a "Fisher-price: My First Politician"
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Speak n' spell expense claims
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Good work
Like the name badge.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# *insert Moore/Less pun*
Woo!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha1
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# He'll have the Taliban seeing stars!
Nice work Ninj! :D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Cheers matey!
;)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# i had to modify the hugh when i was optimising it
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# And it's not a Hugh-ge image either!
Nyomnyomnyom
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# :D
He can nom on my pac-dots anytime he.. actually no he can't. I simply won't allow it.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:02, archived)
# dont tease hugh jackman
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Afternoon :D
You well?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Not bad.
I'm hunting for any Japanese old master stylee ocean painters/illustrators to no avail. Google is hating on me with poxy little images and godawful sea paintings. Gaargh. You okay spooky-name-o?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Bah :(
Yeah I'm good, thanks. Debugging a program at the moment, it's not fun :(
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Bootiems.
On the plus side I've just had one of my new scribbles accepted for an exhibition. La-de-frikking-dah. And I'm no longer being threatened by Katie Price.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# You were being threatened by Katie Price?
I must have missed this, I've been avoiding board for the last few days.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Yep,
Her People took offence to a drawing of Harvey that was on our site, it was very exciting but we have been wusses and taken it down until we know OUR RIGHTS AND THAT. YEAH.
Why have you been avoiding the board eh eh eh?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I don't know really
I'm just a bit disheartened at the content on here these days, after the "reborn as porn" challenge.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Oh maan. Don't leeeave.
I know what you mean. But I never really post owt so it's difficult to say anything about the content really. It's what you make it eh.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I'm not leaving :D
There's been enough regulars leave just lately :(
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Like this?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Ha!
That's great actually - fankoo very much!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# ooooOOOOoooo!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# haha spotted it
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Hey, A Vagabond.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# My cat wants some of my Quavers.
He's not getting any though.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# ooh
that cheeky scampcat
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Silly cat just had a Whiskas Kitten pouch.
He licked the gravy off and left the meat. If he's hungry he can finish his lunch.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
# At the weekend
my friend told me that her cat does that as well.

Daft buggers.

My cat eats anything put inf ront of him. He currently likes Monster Munch
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I am totally going to put a 4x4 in front of your cat.
Bet he won't eat that.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# He'll give it a go...
He dragged a slice of pizza in from somewhere last night.
It was bigger than him!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# haha! my cat used to like Ritz minis and carrots...
my dog, however, would eat anything and everything...
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Randall loves chedders
but generally, he finishes his food, then goes hunting for more.

Often sniffing around the kitchen for hours in case he's missed anything
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I do that on a Sunday afternoon.
Keep checking the fridge in case I missed something.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)
# hahahah, those ten minutes of aimlessly standing in the kitchen... "so what can I eat?"
you open the fridge - nothing you fancy. open a cupboard - it's bare. Open the next cupboard - don't fancy cerial. Open the fridged again. Stare at it for a few minutes...etc etc
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I am pleased to know I am not the only one who does this :D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Gief him dem cheesy bitches.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Too late.
I have consumed them.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# and now your cat will DIE
of starvation.

I hope you're pleased with yourself
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# He can eat the spare barbecue charcoal.
He had a crack at it last night.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:02, archived)
# ...
You rang ...

Sir?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Ningles ningly ning ning nongle ningles.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Oh I love it when you talk like that.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Babyghost :D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# how is babbyghost formed
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# By instain mother

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Pragnent
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# That's how babby formed.
They get turned into babbyghost by instain mother, such as the on in Ar.

www.stumbleupon.com/s/#2COwlO/www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf/
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Ooh I say...
...that's rather good! *Click* :)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Eeek!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# at the risk of humiliating myself by not seeing something probably very obvious
RIS?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# As the saying goes
When you see it, you will shit bricks
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# ooooh, that took me far too long.
it is most subtle.

The reason I spent ages on it was me going "how did he get a diaphanous spectre effect that MOVES WHEN I SCROLL???

Turns out there are fingermarks on my monitor.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# ^This^
By way of support....(RISsing also)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Try opening it and play with the contrast/brightness
Pffft
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# that's what i had to do
way too dark on this monitor to see otherwise

then you realise how nicely done it was
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Tried it......
Still rissing (sorry)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:06, archived)
# boost brightness and contrast right up
it's just above and to the left of the lowest circular feature on the staircase
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I stared for ages without spotting it. Look below and left of the tea-towel-looking thing.
My tax inspectre is easier to spot:
Photobucket
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# AHAAAAAAA......
Thanking you sir. ;-)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Cor!
Thats a lil special. Woo!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# EEEEEEP
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# *powers up proton pack*
Sell it to the Sun. They print that kind of stuff.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I had to take it into psp and photo fix it to see it, then sh1t myself!
can see it great now... and wish i hadnt! *sob*
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# AAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH!!!!
took ten minutes but got there in the end
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I'm going Goo Goo Gaa Gaa over this!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I'm not sure why

Have a protocow
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I want to punch it in its hideous face
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# now everyone can have an eye for sunday lunch!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Because you love him...
That's why!

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:09, archived)
# well if it makes a good steak, I fully support this sort of genetic modification!
ace stuff :D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:18, archived)
# i i i i see what you did there

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# kill it now!!!

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# mmmmm....
*licks*
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Wha?
I was thinking we could just eat mine. Perhaps some kind of mutant fight would decide who we eat. The loser of course shall be disposed of. We would want to eat the strongest mutant!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Dunno why people feel so violent towards it,
I think it's cute! *pets*
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Q&S


I read this book a few years ago. It's scary cos it's true
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Boo!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# you can't scare ninjas
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# well laadee daa
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I've read other books too
and I can write
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ooh look at me im griffy and i'm literate
/jelus
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
# *conjugates your verbs*
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:18, archived)
# promises promises
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# What was the orginal book?
Nice coat.

/gets goat
/leafs
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Men_Who_Stare_at_Goats

I read it in the US. I normally keep all books I enjoy and will bring them back with me from hols, but I left this one behind in the hope that it might educate somebody there!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# oh..
will have to investigate
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Men Who Stare at Goats
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Saw the trailer yesterday before Zombieland
Film looks hilarious.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# it'll probably be years before I get round to seeing it
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Arf!
I own that book but have yet to read it. Not too airy-fairy, we-believe-in-ghosts-and-mystical-fucking-energy is it? That kind of shit annoys me.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:06, archived)
# not in the slighest
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# he really wants to know, poor lad
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahaha

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# HA!
nice one.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# someone must have done this with deal or no deal?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# agh b3tan to the pun!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Happy day!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Happy Day....
Would you like to use my hat today?

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# ooh loverly! :D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# happy b3ta day
It was mine yesterday
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# 'grats for day
and thankies
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
#

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# haha amazing!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# she'll get arthritis
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# love it :D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# hahahaha
wish i'd thought of that :)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# deal or no deal suddenly gets interesting!
:D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# SHIT FIRE OR SOMETHING
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# *parp*
'fire ensues'
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Hahaha it's his willy
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# OR IS IT?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# no, it's his willy
Or maybe Andy Samberg's willy.

Hot Rod is a funny film
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# thank you for bringing it to my attention
the film
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:09, archived)
# it is good
especially after a few drinks and smokes
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:12, archived)
# DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUGS
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Hahah JT's Dick
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Roit ahtta Compton they were Sarge, like lightnin'
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Start the engines!
As I said a few days ago, I think my favourite lyric on that album is "... waiting to be killed. By me. Or another nigger".
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# "Or a friend of a friend. Or that man with the stuff and the thing. You know the one. That guy who does that thing."

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahaha! *click*
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I personally prefer "nignog" as a racial slur
Sounds like a black guys xmas drink!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenshun!!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# don't tell him your name, ninj!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Hehe!
:D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# :D
He reminds me of Gandhi....

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# handy bendy gandhi
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# ^that
takes me back was that Not the Nine O'clock News?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# three of a kind
/showing age blog
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Right era wrong show
haha I'm old!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Excellent although I'm rissing on who Sgt Rock is?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# He's a cartoon character, marvel I think?
:)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# he is a military rock
who overcame diversity and fought against his natural rockness to rise through the ranks to the heady position of sergeant. sergeant rock.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# That's some dedicated rock
my pet rock just sits there not even slightly self-motivated :)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# he is obviously a deep thinker
stationary rocks tend to excel in quantum physics, philosophy and advanced mathematics
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# And yet he hasn't turned in a single paper of any of his theories
:D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# it's all in the theory
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# he tried, but someone pulled a scissor job on his work
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Blunt and to the point....
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# And procrastination.
I have a friend who hates cows. He's not scared of cows. He gets angry at them. He says he hates their lack of drive and ambition.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Blimey
He must have a real downer on sheep too!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:04, archived)
# i dislike cows
they slobber, drool, smell, they have big eyes and they look at you with stupid expressions. i really don't like them.
they taste nice, though.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Sgt Rock is going to help me
make the girl mine
keep her stood in li-e-ine!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:37, archived)
# nope don't get it sorry
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Can you smeeeeeeeeell
what Sergeant Major Rock is cooking?!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Hiya Missus! have an Ol' Blue Eyes...

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I like this pic
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I'm of to see Eoin Colfer for readings and stuff
Any further questions, or should I just ask the same ones again?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Ask all the same ones
but in a silly high pitched whine
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# You've made him look like Jeffrey Archer
Therefore I'm out.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# basically an update on the old cling film jape :D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Excellent
Click
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Aahahahahahaha
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# is that a banjo?
woo!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# that fucking portal game
messes with with head after a while, it's all cold and clinical and head-fuckery
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# took me too long gettig sufficient screen grabs to shop that room
the tannoy voice gets very annoying after a while
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# What? GLaDOS gets annoying? What?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# oh, i want a piss window now
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# you kinky, kinky girl.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# yes. yes i am.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hahahaha
*checks toilet*
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# It's probably a good job he didn't need a poo.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I was so tempted to draw that, but piss window made me laugh
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# And he probably would have done a poo at Paul's anyway
Or is that Paul in the background with the portal gun?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# couldn't resist
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# HAHH
INCOMING!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahaha! You star!
:D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# You know what?
I think I like this one better than the piss window. he looks so relaxed and unaware of the oncoming doom from above!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I agree, but without the piss window one explaining the portalness
this one would go over most peoples heads

(like the poo)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Is it a portaloo?
Arf!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
# ^_^



(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Now you're thinking with portals.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# *princes*
:D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# ha ha
Golden suprise!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# this is good, as is the second one.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# this is brillinat
:)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# fucking genius :)
this must be sent to the folks at Valve.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Excellent!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# where can i read 1 through 26?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# this is a triumph
I'm making a note here, big success.

Have some cake.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Cake?
You lie, I see no cake.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Vin Weasley

No reason, really.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Pfffft
that does make my mind break a bit
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Oh now you've ruined it
/Love Vin Diesel
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# He's a weasel

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Oh well now you're talking
"get here, sexeh!" hehe
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I like his bulging muscleids.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Nicely shopped.
Those really look like a gingerman's arms.
:D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Arf
I never even touched the arms
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# but
have you ever touched a gingerman's hams?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Not that I'm aware of
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# He looks more like a pig than a weasel to me.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# heh.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# yuk!
scary!


(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# 'ave it!




(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# this makes him ever so slightly do-able
still wouldn't, though.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Crikey, looking back now it makes him look like Anne Robinson
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# you ARE the weakest ginge
goodbye
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# How do I get to see the banned scenes?
:D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# go here:
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I've never been able to bring myself to watch any of the Jackass dvds
I've heard horrible things about them - has anyone actually been killed or seriously mained doing the stupid stunts they do?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Unfortunately not
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# apart from a busted coccyx
but that's not nearly life threatening enough
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I think one of them got a nasty splinter once.
His mummy put a plaster on it and he was fine.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# toy car up the bumhole
probably hurt more than a splinter
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I was hoping for worse ;)
This does somewhat support the theory all this random stunt stuff is staged. As I've said I've never had the stomach to watch them.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# This is my favourite jackass clip
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Pity the lions were just cubs
more experienced lions would have finished them
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Last of the Summer Wine has crazier stunts than Jackass.

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# hahaahaha
:)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# pfft

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Fantastic! I love this.
:D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# :D

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# oh my!
i am joying!!!! *clicks!!!! :D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha! Magnificent.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha!!!!
i love this tooooo!!!!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Eeeep!
I love the minkey.
:D

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# It's Ian Brown:
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# He's soooo nice. I want him.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# ^ one of my favouritest things
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Wahey!

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Listening to Teddy Bear by Elvis P
this makes perfect sense and full of win!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# woo! yay! boogie!!
*click*
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# all the bestest things
hang out with politicians :(
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Meeting of the UN Security Council

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# You are an animation god
- it's a good job I'm an atheist ;)

*click*
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# This rocks
Something for everybody!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# This makes me happy
:)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# This makes me happy
*click*
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# mindpisser
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
How rare!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# can't... stop... watching...
It needs music.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# haha rockin'
:D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I don't know why this makes me so happy
I think it's just Obamas expression
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] CHUCK BORIS!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha!
homoerotic!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# TIGHT PANCE

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Should've known Ninj had it covered
I'll get my goat!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Oh tish sir!
Yours is smashing! :D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Your's didn't show on a woogle search??
ta all the same
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# hahaha
i heard that boris totally roundhoused Red Ken to win the seat of mayor of londoninium.

the power of the kick is what resulted in the recession.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# :)


(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Norris?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# *waves*
wotcha fella!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# wouldn't
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Nicely done.
:D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Any sign of this type of archaic behaviour would be swiftly dealt with

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I wish their really was a speling police

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# so did I
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# have you thought this through love?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Very much so

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# pfft!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# YES

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Dyslexic crinimals :)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# :D

'We need gnus. Lots of gnus'
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# tee hee
those crazy yanks!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# They're shoud be puncutation police, as well!!!!!1!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Rite, on bro'!!.

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# ..and pronunciation police too...

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# so gonna to get caught!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Instant hinduism!
arf! awesome work, CB!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# That sounds like something you can get in a tin in a cornershop.

Just add water
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Raci..
oh I can't be bothered.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# this
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
# racism has nothing to do with it
It was just that the two source pics worked together well.
Black skin also just happens to work with colour photoshoppery than white skin.
Trust me, I have done white skin as well, it just takes 3 times as long to get right
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
for example
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I believe you.
Thousands wouldn't.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:25, archived)
# THE SHERRIFF IS A NI...........
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)
# WHERE THE WHITE WIMMIN AT?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Hhahahhaaaaaa fuck
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Or green for Yoda's mum...

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Ageist
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahaha


(That's me that is)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# But who's face is it?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Whyioughta!

;)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# JOEY!
Mnngg ngnng mnggng ng.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# ignore him he's an idiot
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# that's ace
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Top shop as per sir!
*Click* ;)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# top shop
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Phoar!

nicely done
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha
She was great on X factor at the weekend!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# top 'shopping.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# beautiful!
anyone calling this racist is a bit silly because in the very act you are yourself associating the source image with the other image and you are like saying that there is a connection with like blacks and monkeys or something *nobody is reading this are they... i am wasting my time here... and i just realised that i have also made the conneciton making me a racist too! jesus christ its a fucking mine field on here sometimes, i could get fired for such things... im going to have breakfast now.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# PLEASE HELP ME FINISH THIS

I want to put this in the challenge (If America were still British). does anyone have a good background image for this?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Google?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Good Lord!
what is this Google?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)
# It's a large warehouse of images and facts on the outskirts of Slough
Just ask for Big Phil or give the doorman a fiver and a wink and you'll get in no problem
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Tell them I sent you
and they won't let you in.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)
# No
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I like the one that says
"We heard you like Macs, so we've only put one pedal in your car."
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)
# you're a day late mate
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Or you could simply
Do it yourself.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Have a Pearoast.
Exzibit & Westwood moved on to insurance for the recession.


(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:25, archived)
# MORE RACISM!


(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)
# EDIT:-
Sorry, repied to wrong post......NICE work on the cab wheels.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Here you go mate
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# didn't Bez went on Pimp My Ride with a taxi?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# why dont you put it in a brand new thread when you are done...
...
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Private Woodthorpe feared he had fallen into the wrong hands...
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Aren't you a little small?
Hehe - excellent
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)
# poor guy
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Aww, mini trooper's rock!
Vader ain't looking his best this morning though?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
hes a negative little chappy! WOO!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] the differences in the country would be mammoth.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)
# A British Government would never ever support a regime that endorsed apartheid...
errr... well maybe South Africa and America and Isreal errr. well nevermind...
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Well, once you start interfering in the internal affairs of other countries you're on a very slippery slope.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# go team satire :)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# haha

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
# up until i was 12 i though apartheid was "a partheid" and was some kind of treaty.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Well, it is in a way
It means you treaty them like shit
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Yeah, and Mrs Thatcher being racist?
I thought that meant she wanted to come first all the time.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# But it's not even coloured!

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Racist!
B/W pictures have feelings too!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I'm not against B/W pictures.
I just think it's best for everyone if we all keep to our own kind.

/Nick Griffin blog
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I'm on the phone to Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney right now
"Monotone and Colourcopy live together in perfect harmony!"
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)
# it's like someone went crazy with a paint shotgun.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# oh god
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Oh hai!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Campain for nuts delivery
:D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
top 'shop :D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Ta and ning Stevie!
:)
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ningles, N'!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Gorilla Warfare - lol
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)
# He looks like me needs a beer...
...not human beer, mind...

...some kind of simian brew.... hmmm... what could we call it...
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
# banana bread beer.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)
# We had Monkey Beer at the Derby bash
it was lubberyly
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 12:20, archived)
# You continue to deliver the good stuff

Did you also shop in the shells on the ammo belt?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Cocks away!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I'm going to leave this here as I assume it's bin dun

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Is it really called Snow Leopard?
How fucking wanky is that
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:32, archived)
# they'll run out of cats soon
they'll have to do Mac OS X Nohands
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Mac OS X Jogger's Nipple Edition

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:40, archived)
# since when has that stopped them.
wasn't one variant a panther, they don't exist as a breed.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# You know a Snow Lopard isn't actually a kind of Leopard
Troo fax
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Snow leopards cannot roar...
... despite possessing some ossification of the hyoid bone. The presence of this ossification was previously thought to be essential for allowing the big cats to roar, but new studies show that the ability to roar is due to other morphological features, especially of the larynx, which are absent in the snow leopard.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)
# well I never
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Rats can't vomit.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)
# worms can't swim
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# grapes can't fly
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Can't
or won't?
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)
# oo good question
perhaps the obstacle is merely a motivational issue
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)
# They've just got a negative attitude.

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Only the Mr T Grapes won't fly - foo!
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# crikey
I squirm corrected.
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Tally bally ho!
Does anyone remember the film of Biggles from the 80s?

I recorded it off telly a few months back and wandered if it was actually worth watching
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I say!
spiffing
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Niggles
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Hmmmmmmm

(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:57, archived)
# This gets a click...
...just for "I'm Feeling Plucky".

:-D
(, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)

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