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Apparently it was a Blue Moon last night where a full moon happens twice in one month and then this happened :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:52, archived)

You blew what?!:O

Happy new year, Ms. Teh Maiden.

Mine has been both extremes so far.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:54, archived)

Happy 2010 Riverghost

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:56, archived)

I thought there were a few many full moons this month.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 14:23, archived)

that no moon

*sorry*

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FIEND, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 14:24, archived)

Cunt, you're being racist now.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)

*Moons*

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Rico, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)

rock n roll ... as in moon rock etc ... :)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)

An update

See here www.b3ta.com/questions/sexism/post599806

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)

Your resultset is flawed!

There are no ladies on the interwebs

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)

There are!

I've seen videos!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)

They're all of rob in a dress

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)

QOTW is not an accurate cross section of b3tards.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:27, archived)

hello friend

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:46, archived)

Hello

I mailed the balloons off this morning. Top class Herion.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)

I'm a male FBI agent posing as a 12 year old girl

Which should I click?

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:27, archived)

I voted female.

A German girl always votes honestly.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:40, archived)

and efficiently

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)

This is such a sausage fest.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 14:23, archived)

What do tribbles count as?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)

mines bigger than yours

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FIEND, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)

LALALALALALALALA

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)

I like him can I have him thankyou please

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ClanSoul, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)

Oh fuck!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)

What's with all the Germany around here?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)

Sie Drecksau

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)

Did you not know? I'm a German.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)

yes but you still haven't explained why you're german

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)

A German never tells.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:38, archived)

Not cool bro

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)

i'd hate to see that get a sore throat

WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)

Maybe his legs had just not grow?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)

POWER NECK

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Shada, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)

This had made me lol

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PoshMurder <goat head>, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)

Bloody pikeys.

They get everywhere. Should put some stuff down really.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)

2009 what is this the past

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Shada, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)

Ancient scriptures suggest that in 2009

They had a disease called "Jedwood" that wiped out half the population.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)

I made it yesterday ¬¬

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ClanSoul, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)

LOOK OUT THERE ARE TINY GUNS ABOUT TO SHOOT THE WORD YESTERDAY

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Shada, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)

>-|o - - - - - ¬

OHNO HE IS ALL OF THE DEADS

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ClanSoul, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)

A PIE

Key ?

Unleash the PIES !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)

Hahaha

Genuine 'lol'

Also, www.odd-fish.net/viewing.php?comic_id=122

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)

:D!!

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ClanSoul, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)

hahahahaha

:D :D :D

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FIEND, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)

LIES!

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)

meanwhile, in a paralell universe

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 8:50, archived)

Is it me or do they break everything?

Fiancee's birthday present was supposed to come on 19th, had to go an eventually collect from depot, which I could have done in first place, but because of silly rules they have to try to 'attempt' to put a card through the door, even though you have to show 3 x forms ID!!!

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SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:21, archived)

Has that rule come in recently?

Every time I collect from Citylink you only need one photo ID

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:24, archived)

it's just you.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)

unfortunatly amazon forces you to use them for 'special'delivery, with the emphasis on special! I ordered three things and the super saver stuff arrived before 19th but the citylink stuff got loaded on a van and that was it, then it snowed etc.

Have had stuff via them from ebay, ordered a motherboard, housemate signed for it, when i got in later, unwrapped bag and the box had a hole punched in it, quel suprise the board didn't work! Then followed loads of crap where the company who sold me it and city link were in dispute as to who had to organise collection, which dragged on and on.

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SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)

They're the only company who failed to deliver something to me before Christmas.

And despite not delivering it until the 30th, their tracking page is adamant they delivered it on the 25th.

They're not fucking Santa Claus!*

*He gets his from Mrs Claus on Boxing Day, he likes it rough.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)

I once saw a CityLink courier drop a fragile parcel down our driveway (which is downhill)

Then he looked bemused as to why I refused to sign for it.

It was covered in cat poo.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:50, archived)

They also once left a 'you were out' card whilst my dad was in the front garden.

He even waved at my dad on his way out, so my dad assumed he delivered it.

Much lols on the phone to them that day.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:51, archived)

And the 'sorry, we tried to deliver the parcel at 5.55am' card.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:53, archived)

And the 'Please arrange to pick up the package from your local depot: Manchester'.

I live in Leeds FFS.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:53, archived)

In summary,

Incompetent fuckwits, the lot of them.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)

How many City Link employees have you stabbed with bullets?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)

Just the one.

It was in self defence of course, he was delivering my gun after all.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)

They are

known around here as Shitty Stink

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:58, archived)

I'm not sure it looks like what it's supposed to.

Merry 10:35am.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:35, archived)

It's ace anyway.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:37, archived)

It's a skull. He's saying word.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)

ello

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:48, archived)

hi i'm skeletal remains

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Shada, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:10, archived)

A Shada of your former self?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)

HAPPY NEW HANGOVER!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:17, archived)

"We're the bad guys, aren't we, Hans?"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO5WoLnOOlU

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)

Is that me?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)

Merry 12:05

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ClanSoul, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)

thats a funny looking cat

woo as ever sam

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FIEND, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)

Ace!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 13:50, archived)

Thanks, lurky.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 14:25, archived)

I'd just like to be the first person to post the word WANK this decade!

Oh and I'd like to be the first to say "Wibble My Dangleberries" as well!

And "Anal Warts"......

And "Felching Turd Burglars".............

And for some reason I'd like to be the first person to say "Ummm Betty!"

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)

A self discriptive post

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)

I'll call you a jerk. Jerk.

Feels good.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 9:56, archived)

Didn't load right at first.

Then blammo!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)

How do you fuck a squirrel?

Like that.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)

nibble it's nuts first?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:17, archived)

Hahaha

It looks like a strange Wii game to me.

'ningles all. I here properly now. Not my earlier visit after my intruder incident.

I think having to deal with a group completely incompetent Japanese girls and the idiot who was standing upstairs shouting 'Hello room service' in vain to try and get my attention much more irksome.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:17, archived)

GRR

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FIEND, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 8:59, archived)

GRRRR-RRRR!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 9:01, archived)

*uses catapult i got for christmas*

*ballbearing to the heed*

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 9:27, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:04, archived)

Happye Newe Yeare!

Just past it here on the west coast. Only the
ocean dwellers have any of 2009 left.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 8:17, archived)

By 2011, she'll have a mimsy like

a billposter's bucket.

Do you draw these or have a huge book of source images? I love 'em.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 8:20, archived)

INTERNETS!!!

I hunt all over it for the source pics. That
was a French Fashion plate originally.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 8:38, archived)

Nice!

Hard work hunting down old photos. I wanted a late Victorian artillery unit for this:

But had to settle for one a bit later...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 8:40, archived)

Yeah, you often have to make such compromises and then shop off bits.

Only warwanks would be pedantic as to the gun model in such a nicely done one like that.
edit: Looks current enough by this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordnance_BL_12_pounder_6_cwt

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 8:45, archived)

Someone did comment on the uniforms...

I wish they'd make a film of that that was true to the period...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 9:10, archived)

It's the armour plate for close support that made me look it up.

I don't think that gets added until wide use of machine guns.
Garb does indeed look quite WWI, now that you mention it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)

Apparently 1903 issue.

I'll have to get some chaps from The Diehards to pose for a few shots...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 9:29, archived)

Or Artillery men.

/Manley of the Horse.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)

superb

have you played the wotw pc game? tis very much like this

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:20, archived)

Eh?

I did not know of this!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:25, archived)

play as human or martian develop new technologies and play on large battle maps

wotwcompanion.co.uk/wood%20html/the%20game_choice.html

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)

Nice!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 11:24, archived)

FYI...

HNY!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 8:35, archived)

THX!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 8:39, archived)

Me first!

/woo

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)

It's midnight here. Let's celebrate!

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Grampa, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:01, archived)

Hello, my American west coast friend.

Was I right? Did I get it right?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:02, archived)

NO EAST FUCK

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:03, archived)

Shit shit shit I meant east. I meant it. Fuck.

Never Eat Shredded Wheat.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:07, archived)

Why not? Because it tastes of arse.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:18, archived)

What does arse taste like?

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:41, archived)

Shredded wheat. Haven't you been paying attention?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:42, archived)

Yes!

But I've never tasted arse so I needed expert advice.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:44, archived)

Eat shredded wheat then. Or lick someone's arse. Up to you really.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:46, archived)

It's ok. I'll take the advice of a man who knows.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:48, archived)

I was crowned arse eater of the year 2002, 2003 and 2005.

I would have had 2004 too, but the guy I was competing against was doped up to the teeth man.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:50, archived)

YARD SARD

YARD. SARD.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:51, archived)

I like how whichever mental wrote that and didn't notice also has access to power tools

and thought that it was necessary to screw it to the pole.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:54, archived)

YARD SARD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:54, archived)

YARD SARD IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:56, archived)

Two screws serious.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:57, archived)

SERIOUS BUISNARD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:00, archived)

Not enough people say sard.

I say sard daily. Today I am sarding people.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:57, archived)

Booked your holiday

In Sardinia yet?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:58, archived)

I'm sarding Sardinia.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:59, archived)

tickards are cheap at this time of year

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:01, archived)

You need to be careful about those cheap flights, they never give you enough sardroom.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:04, archived)

OK, I'm prepared to find that funny

what did you think of the gay dinosaur?

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:52, archived)

Funny? Gay dinosaur? What're you going on about guy?

I'm totally serious. Look, completely dead-pan.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:55, archived)

Fairy nuff

I totally can't be arsed to look it up.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:59, archived)

I found it!

How didn't you see this before?

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:19, archived)

Happy New Year

I tried to leave it as a suggestion.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:30, archived)

Should I Post it as a New Thread?

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:40, archived)

again?

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:52, archived)

God, no, man.

Never repost in a new thread. First, they'll bumrape you, then the flaminng. Oh god, the flaming...

Or at least that's how it used to be round here.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 7:33, archived)

He's only gone and woken the nazis up too!

Well actually the stranger coming into my room coz I must have left my keys in the door when staggering home last night woke me. What a good way to start a new year and decade, kicking the sod out of a intruder.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 7:47, archived)

Yes yes, we all believe you

you're a big tough guy with an IQ of 190.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 8:13, archived)

I don't like it when people lie, Gronkpan.

I don't like it one bit.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)

You are Her Majesty The Queen

AICMFP

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 8:15, archived)

I think it was more Ozzie:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 10:10, archived)

Also

When do we disappear?

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 7:04, archived)

Good call!

West gets a capital W

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:03, archived)

Neither American nor west coast.

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Grampa, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:03, archived)

Um um PERU

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:05, archived)

Blame Canada...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:08, archived)

Canada isn't real, silly. It's fictional - like Narnia or Egypt.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:12, archived)

drink yourself a caeser and say that again

I'mma gonna get me a caeser... yum!

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:21, archived)

why dopesn't tesco understand what celery salt is..........

mother fucker.

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:46, archived)

I don't know what celery salt is.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:58, archived)

it's salty combined with powdered celery.

tesco doesn't understand me Mu, I feel awful for them.

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:02, archived)

Why not make your own? Salt, celery and a hammer; you'll be set.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:03, archived)

i have no celerey.. and some fucker has run of with my fish stock.. all IO've got right noe is a spicy bloody mary :(

I miss canada and it's Clam-ato juice.. clam nectar combined with tomato juice... weirdos... glorious weirdos.

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:07, archived)

Or France

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:33, archived)

Mostly true.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:37, archived)

found the swine....

www.b3ta.com/board/9837279

but it think we've covered most of it apart from towards the end...

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:51, archived)

And well deserved it was indeed.

I look forward to bestowing it on you again in this new year.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:55, archived)

hopefully barry sparrow will bestow humour aponst thee...

also... EIO? it's al i don't understand any more...

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:59, archived)

Typo'ed on the EIEIO bit.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_McDonald_Had_a_Farm

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:08, archived)

with a terrorist here

and terroist there...

here a terrorist there as terrorist everywhere a terrorist old macdonald had a KABOWIE! tnt SEMTEX o.

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:16, archived)

The logo in the Peru flag is wrong.

The side bars are alright, though.

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Grampa, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:08, archived)

I gotta say I'm pretty disappointed you're not from peru

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:13, archived)

Peru would be so cool.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:15, archived)

Darkest Peru, even better.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:16, archived)

Sorry.

Will you a t-shirt console you?

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Grampa, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:16, archived)

I'm gonna wear it and I'm gonna pretend it's about you

But deep down I'll be crying

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:17, archived)

Not Venezuela. Euurrrrmmm, CUBA.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:08, archived)

France.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:08, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYVl6RnXFdc

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Grampa, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:09, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9WSNMKf_Vw

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:10, archived)

All that work and no magenta cdc.

For shame!

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Grampa, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:13, archived)

Haha, awful!

Happy New Years, Gramps. Drink a drink.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:14, archived)

It was midnight sixteen hours ago here.

But what the heck, woo yay party!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:02, archived)

Merry bonga bonga land new year!

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:05, archived)

Hey, wanna be the sacrifice at next year's party?

Ideally, we're looking for someone named Stu.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:07, archived)

No one ever picks me. :C

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:11, archived)

you must have stu somewhere in your name

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:13, archived)

Sam.

Fucking failure.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:14, archived)

Tsstussttar?

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:18, archived)

Gotta appease my deities, not make them sick

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:15, archived)

ur rly herten my feelens, zletsgest

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:15, archived)

soz m8

Really I am jealous of how attractive you are to the various gods. I am sure you're being saved for when they're real mad and we have to calm them down quick or boom

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:17, archived)

SHUT UP, BEN.

DRINK A BEER, BEN.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:18, archived)

I ran out about half an hour ago

It's all downhill from here

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:21, archived)

I guess it doesn't matter.

You all end up as Stew in the end...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:45, archived)

Ha Ha

When do we disappear?

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 7:02, archived)

CAKE!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:15, archived)

MNYOM MNYOM MNYOM

MNYOM MNYOM MNYOM MNYOM

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:20, archived)

yup...

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:26, archived)

Marvellous!

There really isn't enough hate in the world directed at that chap.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:32, archived)

MICRO~~WAVE T HE FUCK!

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:43, archived)

GNNNN GNNNN GNNNN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:40, archived)

And when do we disappear?

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 7:05, archived)

Wha.......?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 7:35, archived)

Happy new year to you all :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)

Well shit!

HNY

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)

hello. happy new yar :D

may I ask you what the chain of initials is that you tped at me a bit ago is.. please.

also........... I'm shit faced

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:38, archived)

Which ones were they?

I use all kinds of them. ... I'll search back...
edit:
Hit archive limit with no luck. Must have been a while ago.
Likely it was WYHPWNHS --WooYayHouplaPanowieWoahNellyHatStand,
which I think is all of the standard set in one go and the most insane. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:08, archived)

a serious chain...

i followed it to woo yay hooplah panowie... then it continued/... it may of be at my gary glitter fp... but it not sure...

also you say AAU... also i would like to know what that stands for :D
(of what you typed that seems quite right.. but now I have absolutely no idea what it is that you typed it at... lol)

AAU?

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:14, archived)

EIEIO & ETC most likely then, and Ace As Usual

HTH... LOL.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:18, archived)

i thought i grasped

but it would seemdd i flailed at reality.

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:20, archived)

Acronyms are linguistic turds.

ALSO

and therefore great fun IMHO...ROFLZ!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:27, archived)

i want his clothings!fez and purple man strides! I want them. I'm just going to havr to make do with a tie dyed couurdaroy flairs... aren't i....

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:45, archived)

A thing of beauty

Is a joy forever.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)

hahaha!

ALSO: D:

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:51, archived)

Looks like marmite to me.

Too shiny to be poo.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:53, archived)

Also: Pu Sticks™

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:58, archived)

I don't understand.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:59, archived)

to the paper.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:59, archived)

Where am I?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:00, archived)

Where was the last reported sighting?

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:00, archived)

TOMORROW.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)

Awesome

you're probably somewhere near there then.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)

Help, I'm trapped under my desk.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:02, archived)

Is there somebody I should call?

You know, as a New Year's good deed.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:03, archived)

CALL MOFAHA.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:08, archived)

WHERE ARE YOU?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:14, archived)

I THINK I'M ON THE FLOOR. I DON'T KNOW.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:16, archived)

the dranse flour?

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 6:14, archived)

I'm sure he'll be on his way.

Edit: See!

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:14, archived)

You did some poo on your finger. Also hell fuck this cider is awesome.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:57, archived)

hell fuck yeah

i have scotch, beer, weed and headphones. i've just run out of smokes though SO BAD NEWS THERE.

DAMN.

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:05, archived)

Fuck yes good evenings.

Kentish Strong Cider here, A Place To Bury Strangers on my Grados and one lonely Lucky Strike left.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:06, archived)

excellent news :)

not yet midnight here & i'm off to obtain more cigs.

WISH ME LUCK

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:12, archived)

Bring me back some. It's 4am and I'm fucked otherwise.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:12, archived)

ok guys, i'm back with the cigs

SMOKE UP

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:37, archived)

I WANT TO MAKE A SANDWICH.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:40, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRQGCrEvApc

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:56, archived)

Oh fuck. Elbow wins again.

Karp and Lungfish in their similar artists too. I am ALL OVER RYE COALITION.

Much a fan of Lungfish, by the way?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:05, archived)

nope, i'll give them a listen..

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:15, archived)

Feral Hymns is their best.

Necrophones and Love is Love follow.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:48, archived)

I thought I had.

Then I found a couple of packs. I'll share if you want.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:07, archived)

hello happy new decade

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:06, archived)

Hello Zeltergiset.

Happy New Tree. Or at least happy beards.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:07, archived)

Have you been raucously celebrating

It took me four goes to write raucous and it still looks wrong

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:08, archived)

I HAVE NOT. Family commitment garbage this year. A litre of cider will help.

I can only assume you drank your weight in BEER.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:09, archived)

Like some sort of man

then I came home and for some reason decided to watch a womanly film. to balance it out i guess.

It does have zooey... desch... desh... dejzh... zooey in though.

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:13, archived)

Dibs on Zooey Deschanel.

DIBS DIBS DIBS.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:15, archived)

Dear god,

why I have never heard of her before?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)

Dibs dibs dibs bagsy dibs.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)

She is pretty and she is married to a guy from a band

But I reckon you could do it colonel. fight ttssattsr

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:19, archived)

for like number one contender or mandatory challenger or whatever that position is called in the pro fighting world

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:20, archived)

I called dibs, you fat drunk.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:23, archived)

fine i get marina and the colonel gets natasha or whatever that other one was called

You can't have them all bro.

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:24, archived)

What. I'm the reason you know Marina. She's mine too. I'm not so worried about Natasha.

YOU'RE BEING VERY UPSETTING.
AlsodibsonHayley.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)

sorry i'm very emotional right now

we can talk about this in the morning

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)

It is the morning.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:31, archived)

Oh yeah okay fine

Fine, fine, whatever, you can have marina. But I call seconds on whichever one of the two you don't marry. fair? fair.

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)

ACCEPTABLE.

I'm glad we've resolved this peacefully. Your reward is to keep drinking until sunrise.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:34, archived)

I'll settle for one of:

Eva Green
Audrey Tautou
or
the 1980s model Miryam D'Abo.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)

I can only hope

that this is your b3ta stats quote...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:24, archived)

Colonel Boris did so much wee in the sink.

C'moonnn quote pixies.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:27, archived)

Ha! Nicely!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:28, archived)

Zeltergiset secretly told me he is gay with

bees.

If my quote isn't this I'll cry.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)

Ttssattsr is fat and gross on purpose so expectations of him are lower

That one might be too long :C

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:32, archived)

Oh gosh, Ben.

Oh gosh.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)

passes the tissues.

( You've seen the pic)

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)

LOLs

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)

I might as well.

I've got an entry in The Bastard Log with Mrs Boris for undefined reasons, so I may as well add fighting for the attentions of other pretty women...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:23, archived)

Get 'em dukes up!

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:26, archived)

Wait what did you do to her ftp

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:29, archived)

Buggered if I know.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:49, archived)

Not a good start :C

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:53, archived)

I'll live.

I think she just has a cold and a hangover.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:54, archived)

Is australia nice?

I asked captain howdy a while ago if australia was nice. EMBARASSING. Too many military types on here.

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:56, archived)

It's lovely.

Weather's been a bit grim over the last couple of weeks, but it's great.
(p.s. - I'm not militray (ex or otherwise), it's a character from The Man With The Golden Gun who brainwashes Bond into trying to kill M)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:58, archived)

IDENTITY THEFT

oh my god oh my god 99999999

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:59, archived)

"99999999"

*Notes down zeltergiset's PIN*

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:02, archived)

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:55, archived)

I've never ironed with an elephant before.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:57, archived)

Makes stuff real flat

Try it

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:57, archived)

ttssattsr

pick a card any card..

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:39, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:39, archived)

OKAY I picked one in my head

Now guess

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:47, archived)

4 of clubs

I went for the 5 of diamonds but then I changed my mind.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:59, archived)

no actually ace of spades because double bluff

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:03, archived)

Fuck it. I'm going to listen to Bomber by Motorhead.

FUCK IT.

Motoerhead.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:09, archived)

omfg LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

happy new year mofaha :D!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)

Ttssattsr is stuck under his desk

he asked me to call.
Oh. And happy New Year.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:10, archived)

i can see the brown and i rejec it through my own terribleness....

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arrangedletters, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:34, archived)

Ha ha! Fuck!

I'd keep in a supply of Velociraptor steaks if that was me.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:51, archived)

And to think

You could have gone for the 'Celerator' or 'Carrotman' but no, you went for "The Cabbage" (I know it's a lettuce)

Also, nice post.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:53, archived)

the top of his finger is on backwards

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 5:39, archived)

LOLTIME

The passing of time is lolworthy. Walking back fomr dudley when pissed is COLD and not even cup a soup can cure it

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:23, archived)

But

at least you had the blue moon.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:28, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 2:37, archived)

Michael J Fox?

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 2:45, archived)

it's all in the eyes

_{^ I}
^{I v}

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 2:57, archived)

hehe

happy new year, folks

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custard, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 2:48, archived)

I really hope that's not an arse

Happy New Year :)

And so to bed :9

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 2:53, archived)

Happy New Year!

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:09, archived)

So how do you get your picture on the last page?

This has no comments and is blatantly a 2 minute job, I just wonder?

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 4:42, archived)

A busy squirrel

Click for bigger (72 kb)

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)

YAY

I like snow and I like squirls, this is win all round :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)

Yay!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)

I like this

it's very sweet.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)

Well . . . now we know where he hides his nuts !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)

Pity he's vermin.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 2:39, archived)

You smell and have no friends except for a fat pie eating minger called Apeface...

and he makes you dress up like his mum!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:29, archived)

Aaaah this is fucking awesome

i hope that everyone who reads this has a very happy new year. but nobody else.

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zoldergoose, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 2:39, archived)

That's so sweet.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:21, archived)

awwww!

(blackswan, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 3:09, archived)

Yes :)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)

Happy New Year from big_ben_clock on twitter :)

It's an hour late sorry, I've been busy :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:07, archived)

Happy new year

but that's not big ben :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)

Bent Ben?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)

!!!!!!

In 1993, Manufacturer Gartrell White lost millions of dollars after an extortionist falsely claimed to have put cyanide in Big Ben pies.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:18, archived)

nobody said it was big ben

EDIT: the clock depicted is Big Charley

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sir 1023 and Sev join Rudolph and O.M. on their quest along with "Big Ben", a whale with a clock attached to his tail.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:16, archived)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:18, archived)

I prefer H.R. Pufnstuf

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)

That's some crazy ass shit!!!

(r_sole is...... Dwarf tossing champion of, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)

"There's got to be a way to get to Father Time's castle before the 12th bong"

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:42, archived)

Aw it's close enough ;9

Happy new year 2 u 2 :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)

HNY!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)

*chimes in*

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)

Ceefax!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)

HAPPY THREE O CLOCK EVERYONE

(__, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:43, archived)

It's never too late/early !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:47, archived)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:00, archived)

And to you.

Although it is only 4:00pm here.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:01, archived)

Ditto . . . but I'm time morphing !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:02, archived)

Funny you should say that...

Not as neat as I hoped, meh. [/;-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:10, archived)

Morphotasic . . . time is on your side !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:21, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHA!

Evidently, I did this last year at this time.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:25, archived)

Still as fresh as a daisy . . . daisy . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:28, archived)

i posted this at 1:02 AM /board time

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:30, archived)

Sexy!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)

Something is wrong . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)

There is Only One New Year's Day.

And it started at Midnight GREENWICH MEAN TIME.
Any other Pseudo New Year's Days are a FUCKING NONSENSE !
Sort Yourselves Out For Fuck Sake.

Love
Joan
xxx

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:22, archived)

Maybe so . . . however this galaxy is so HUGE . . . that new years are happening more than just one moment at a time . . .

Love Ya Joan !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)

Figuring out a "solar year" would be a pain in a binary star system.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:29, archived)

You just might have something there . . . think of all of the calendars that could be made !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:32, archived)

It'd be like blu-ray and whatever that other thing was that failed.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 2:28, archived)

That was the blu-ray toothbrush !

`É

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 2:41, archived)

You're thinking of the blu-loo toothbrush.

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An Egg ,D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 2:43, archived)

Satan's Furry Jam Hats !

There can only EVER be ONE Greenwich Mean Time !
We invented the fucking thing, and even embossed it permanently upon the planet just to emphasise the fact.
Alternate Realities, Parallel Universes and Fucking Foreigners had better Just Get Used To It.

Love
Joan
xxx

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)

Not only are you correct in your assumption . . . but no matter where you are the time now is now the time that it is now wherever time is now . . .

Still Love Ya Joan ╨

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)

I appear to have begun 2010 in an Uncontrollable Rage.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)

ANGER IS AN ENERGY!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)

Are you saying

I need PiL's ?

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:50, archived)

I could be, right?

Actually, everyone needs a little PiL if you ask me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejRal5xFWA4

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)

Don't try taking one of these !

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS57v8Nt3sk&feature=related

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:04, archived)

good lord!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)

Fuck - I HATE IT when that happens !

(Three times this week already)

Love
Joan
xxx

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)

OH YEAH!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmaMD4A9eP8

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . there are so many of them that it's like endless crazy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)

Prison Rabbit, eh?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7enRpnCOGAE&NR=1

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)

A real JOKER !

Baweeeeeeeeeeeeep !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)

I appear to have begun 2010 in an Uncontrollable Rage.

Damn You All To Hell !

Love
Joan
xxx

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)

Looking for MONSTER COCK - m4m - 34

I'd like to sit on a 12-16 inch long thick a must too.

I can take care of that tool properly. Do some neat tricks too!

I'm 5'5 200 cute chubby. Eager to pleaseand be pleased.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)

Let it all flow out !

You're doing great !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:50, archived)

That's cool . . . everything leads to something that in turn turns into something else . . .

Have a Newy New Year The Mighty Gusset !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)

Happy New Year! :D

Bang pop bang swig...

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..wil, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:01, archived)

All the same to you too . . . in whatever order you choose !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:03, archived)

Hippy Gnu Ears!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:02, archived)

I ear ya . . . WHOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEEEE !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:04, archived)

happy new year internet chums

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:03, archived)

May your new year be new to you too this year !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:05, archived)

happy new Year :D

(herman:D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:04, archived)

Nappy You Near !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:06, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:11, archived)

Closer to death!

HOORAY!

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:05, archived)

But further away from puberty!

Hooray!!

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..wil, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:06, archived)

Oooooooooh yeah . . . and you brought a hot sparkling candle to usher in your nearness !

HAPPY EVERYTHING !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:07, archived)

IT BURNS! OH GOD IT BURNS!

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:09, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)

yay! HNY 6 hours early (6PM CST here)

EDIT: also,,,,

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:06, archived)

That's right . . . let it all hang out !

Nice start !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)

well that's damn sexy

congrats and happy new year to all

:)

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:09, archived)

Bloomin eck,

you're a tripod!

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..wil, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:11, archived)

I was born with a tail

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)

It certainly is prehensile !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:17, archived)

COCK!

BRN!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)

A very happy new year to all :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:13, archived)

Wrung out the mold . . . ring in the knew !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)

Merry something!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:37, archived)

Something merry !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)

Aye, happy new year to all of you'se

as well!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:41, archived)

Having a happy plunging into the next decade . . .

plunge on . . . as well !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)

happy new year you b3tards

sat here on my lonesome : (

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)

Happy New Year To You Too . . .

we are all here alone too . . . it's like a schizophrenic party . . .

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)

That was so last night...

Happy new year, you lot.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:59, archived)

You're right . . . it does feel like a loooooooooooong time ago !

Trying out the new one now . . . Happy New Year !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:06, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)

Happy New Year Herman may 2010 bring us more of your animations

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)

All is aflutter . . . on the edge of time . . .

time . . .
time . . . time . . .
time . . . time . . . time . . .
time . . . time . . .
time . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:47, archived)

[/:-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)

Happy new year you horrible lot

see you on the other side

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:58, archived)

Had 2 do it fucking bird :D

(herman:D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)

OH NOES!

LOL!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:00, archived)

Yay! 1st pointless comic death of 2010

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Jan 2010, 0:02, archived)

The Parrot of New Year!

Happy New Year to you too Herman :D

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)

have a fantastic new year complete strangers

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FIEND, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)

2 more year until the Mayan holocaust

I for one welcome our Sun Gods Overlords :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)

Or 3

Depending on the trains.

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An Egg ,D, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)

haha

" I'm sorry there will be a delay for the 2012 end of the world due to the wrong kind of leaf mould on the tracks!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)

Oh Good !

End of the World will be just in time for the 2015 London Olympics.

Love
Joan
xxx

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:53, archived)

Not everyone is a complete stranger to me

Some I have met offline a couple of times :)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)

'sup /board.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)

Waiting for the other shoe to drop . . .

. . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)

The year that looks like a face . . . with a sparkly nose !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)

Very strange indeed, yes.

And you.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)

Pachew Pachew!

Meh, it's big.. but I was experimenting with the new controls for animation in Photoshop.

HAPPY NEW YEARS!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)

happy new annus!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)

That's lovely

but I think you should know that there is only ONE new year.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)

Oh pedantic one...

This is like, way true and stuff..

PEACE!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)

I was just trying to save you the disappointment come midnight

when you find out that there is only one happening ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)

Fuck all on Telly Tonight *grumble grumble*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)

I know.

isn't it horrible when you get old and the appeal of playing sardines in the pub wears off.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)

But I ask you Graham Norton, Jool Holland and Alan Carr to choose from

where is the Alternative Alternative!! Where!!! Where???

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)

Russel Howard Live

starts on BBC3 soon. That was pretty good if you haven't seen it yet.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)

Who is he?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 22:43, archived)

squeaky, hyperactive, far too youthful stand-up comic

and regular guest on mock the week.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)

Not been able to catch much Mock the Week

mostly spent time watching QI

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)

rightly so!

A fine televisual performance, and no mistake.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)

More 4

Are having a Linehan retrospective; if you get that channel, it is by far the best thing on.

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littlefish I like cheese, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)

What's all that about then?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)

Father Ted

Black Books
IT Crowd.
It's all better than the WORST Jools Holland Hootenanny EVER...EVER.
And Bill Bailey's Tinselworm is Ok'ish too.

Love
Joan
xxx

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)

Ooooooooooooooooh . . . Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah . . .

Razzle Dazzle Spectacular !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)

*makes kaboom noises*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 31 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)

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