...well, I liked it.
Welcome, new person, pull up a kitten and 'shop a chair :)
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:07,
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Looks like I'm drawing again.
Next >>
ON A SIMILAR NOTE:
May or may not have totally updated my website, so I hopefully will update it in some kind of regular flow.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:36,
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Next >>
ON A SIMILAR NOTE:
May or may not have totally updated my website, so I hopefully will update it in some kind of regular flow.
Looks like I fudged it for IE
I'll do it later tonight I guess.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:43,
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What have I done with it?
It looks fine at my end, I guess I'm just shit at life :<
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:46,
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I guess so...
But, when I click the links it says ERROR.
EDIT: More specifically the links 'Drawings' and 'Music'.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:48,
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EDIT: More specifically the links 'Drawings' and 'Music'.
OH. OH OH OH.
It's not entirely my fault.
I planned ahead, the drawings and music categories don't exist yet, it will fix itself when I post something in that category. Sorry
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:49,
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I planned ahead, the drawings and music categories don't exist yet, it will fix itself when I post something in that category. Sorry
Hah.
I'm going to get a second-hand PS3 tomorrow with Little Big Planet as one of the included games.
Your link is the theme-song for that game.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:20,
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Your link is the theme-song for that game.
Can you explain this new creative lease of life?
Or is is just one of them things?
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:48,
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Your things.
Then again, I've been visiting intermittently recently. But it seems like you're on a run of form at the moment.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:05,
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I plug away at it year round.
As to whether it twigs with people is out of my hands.
Thanks, and glad you've gotten some fun out of them.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:10,
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Thanks, and glad you've gotten some fun out of them.
I like you
Can I...can I stroke your furry hide?
*edit - I really like Spanish red wines. Who else likes Rioja? Mmmmmm...
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:58,
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*edit - I really like Spanish red wines. Who else likes Rioja? Mmmmmm...
Rioja is a king amongst wines
Rioja and a really good Pinot Noir. Contrary to popular belief, the Germans make a damned good bottle of wine, and they have some lovely Pinot Noirs... Pinots Noir... Spaetburgunders.
I had a good time in Germany.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:29,
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I had a good time in Germany.
Oh hi Matt
I can't find the assorted junk section on your internet website. Please help.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:59,
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yeh probably nobody remembers or even know this show
i blame the fact its french so who should be aware of it. combining a german movie with a french cartoon based on an english book...
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:32,
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I think it's a sinister man carrying a freshly raped corpse up the stairs:
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:33,
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I have come to the conclusion that life is a big pile of shit and its really not worth the fuss
This isn't some poncey emo suicide whine before you get up on your pretentious high horses.
Just that swings and roundabouts, the reality of it all etc etc its all tits up really.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:17,
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This isn't some poncey emo suicide whine before you get up on your pretentious high horses.
Just that swings and roundabouts, the reality of it all etc etc its all tits up really.
I'd get that rash seen to first thing
Second, have a nice cup of tea
Things carry on and it ain't half bad sometimes
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:19,
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Things carry on and it ain't half bad sometimes
that's half the problem
things carrying on, over and over, never learning
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:22,
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I know when there is nothing I can say
but you do seem like a nice chap and I'm sorry your blue. With red bits.
Perspective change maybe? Catch a train and go for a big walk with a packed lunch and a thermos filled with hot ribena. That's good :-)
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:31,
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Perspective change maybe? Catch a train and go for a big walk with a packed lunch and a thermos filled with hot ribena. That's good :-)
They learn something.
You go from horse and cart to automobile.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:03,
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It could be a rash, or it could be the guy across the street, with his laser pointer.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:22,
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Combine the two:
Burn the rash away in your scalding hot cuppa tea.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:25,
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I Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel you
your sun it shines
I feel you
Within my mind
You take me there
You take me where
The kingdom comes
You take me to
And lead me through
Babylon
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:25,
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I feel you
Within my mind
You take me there
You take me where
The kingdom comes
You take me to
And lead me through
Babylon
Oh god, it worse than we thought
he's gone all Depeche Mode on us!
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:26,
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I may live near Cambridge
but i'm not that pretentious or old ;)
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:23,
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Time is a great track though! You don't have to be old to enjoy PF
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:46,
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Please,
don't talk like that. I've had a rough time myself, note the name change for legal reasons, but I'm way too bloody minded to give up. Fight back, it can be fun, if not fattening.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:22,
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fighting back gets you no where and causes animosity
giving in and accepting makes you hate yourself
its all a big pile of poo
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:24,
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its all a big pile of poo
Yes, it is a pile of poo.
But it is our poo and it is all we got. If you are hating yourself it is only because you are cheating yourself.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:30,
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nah life is bloody brilliant,
it's just that sometimes we can't see it, because we get caught up in ourselves thinking we ought to get what we want instead of what we ask for. But then when we finally realise this and get round to asking for what we want, we finally realise that what we want is self-contradictory. But we can't change what we want, because we've been conned into thinking our wants define our selves.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:35,
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Actually mine is a bit poo at the moment
But I'm fighting away.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:38,
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we all have our ups and downs,
just don't blame the Universe, because there is no up and down in space.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:42,
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I blame fate and selfishness
at the moment. The Alley Music Corp, who i can't quite pin down have got me banned from You Tube, and have threatend further action. I have a great job but can't quite pay the mortgage doing it. I'm old, single and incredibly dull to talk to. I cannot sing like i used to.
Nobodies fault, but it all hurts just the same.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:52,
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Nobodies fault, but it all hurts just the same.
Yes!
But are you really judging yourself by your own standards? That is the question only you can answer. Who said there was anything wrong with being old and single, for instance?
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:03,
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Try it ;)
I don't know who's standards I use; i hope my own, but it is easy to go wrong there. Maybe my Dads, maybe my Mums, but that is all too deep and personal to share on here.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:09,
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give in hating yourself as well, then.
meta.
give up on the idea that you have to live up to anyone else's expectations.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:32,
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give up on the idea that you have to live up to anyone else's expectations.
I don't live up to anyones expectations
But that's not the problem
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:38,
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But that's not the problem
job, health of loved ones, money and inability to sleep will do for starters
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:54,
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well the last one is no doubt caused by all the others,
but the second one is the only one that's really worth caring about.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:57,
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Well
I can tick off 2 out of those 4 (My mum has breast cancer, dad fell over in the snow and and broke his wrist, mother-in-law is signed off work with depression - and I don't sleep properly at the best of times, less so at the moment.)
However, my GP was very helpful with the insomnia - and it's the easiest one of the 4 to tackle. Once you've got some decent sleep behind you, it's a lot easier to stay strong for your loved ones.
Work can be a complete arse, and if you've got problems elsewhere it doesn't make work any easier. If you can change job, do (toolboxes have wheels for a reason). If you can't, then try to remember it's only 8 hours a day - live for the other 16.
Look after yourself, your drawing is ace, and I for one would miss it. ;-)
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:13,
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However, my GP was very helpful with the insomnia - and it's the easiest one of the 4 to tackle. Once you've got some decent sleep behind you, it's a lot easier to stay strong for your loved ones.
Work can be a complete arse, and if you've got problems elsewhere it doesn't make work any easier. If you can change job, do (toolboxes have wheels for a reason). If you can't, then try to remember it's only 8 hours a day - live for the other 16.
Look after yourself, your drawing is ace, and I for one would miss it. ;-)
Giving in
doesn't mean you are accepting something. I have just given in and am about to fuck off as a result. It may well turn out to be the best thing I have done.
In the same way bad things always happen, so do good. It's just a question of waiting for them. :)
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:37,
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In the same way bad things always happen, so do good. It's just a question of waiting for them. :)
accepting things doesn't mean you are giving in, either.
neither is necessarily bad anyway, except by the standards of this foolish competition-based society that we are surrounded by.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:41,
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it's all bigger, faster, stronger, harder,
an obsession with spiralling excess. According to them, if you don't live up to it, you're a failure, and if you don't want to, you're a loser (because "obviously" everyone wants it really so if you say you don't you're just playing sour grapes). Well, fuck that. They're the losers, if you ask me. They're the ones living in Hell.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:48,
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Ha hahaha
You sound like you know one of my soon to be ex-bosses! Never work for a sports player with a ban - competitive and time to kill bugging you!
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:50,
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This was the attitude expressed in a book I picked up once.
It made me cross. The really annoying thing about it, though, is that it was essentially right. You do have to be that kind of soulless freak to be "successful" as society today defines it. Except it didn't make me think I was wrong. It made me think society was wrong.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:53,
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Yeah,
I kind of agree with it too. If you are single minded enough to only have one goal then it works fine, I personally have many things I like to do, and have seen enough of life to know that that approach is not what I want.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:07,
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there's so much life to live,
but they've got us all chasing carrots on sticks instead.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:24,
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i just walk my dogs
they like me even if the world is shite
so get a doggie
/redundant 3 times in 2 years
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:55,
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so get a doggie
/redundant 3 times in 2 years
oh yes.
I got a job recently. now I keep thinking "I wish I got to stay at home all day so I could walk the dog."
Or walk anywhere, in fact. I had to leave early today for a Doctor's apt. so I got the chance to walk home via the shops. I'm the most cheerful I've been for ages. It's the simple things that make a difference. Having to shop in supermarkets really gets me down.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:00,
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Or walk anywhere, in fact. I had to leave early today for a Doctor's apt. so I got the chance to walk home via the shops. I'm the most cheerful I've been for ages. It's the simple things that make a difference. Having to shop in supermarkets really gets me down.
supermarkets are poo
see andreas gursky photos
me and my 2 doggies prefer proper shops and they like my doggies too
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:07,
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me and my 2 doggies prefer proper shops and they like my doggies too
I'll tell you what makes me happier than anything else.
Having friends round for Sunday dinner.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:22,
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mmm food
i love cooking
my roasts are legendary as is my choc bread pudding. I see it as my contribution to evolution and life. I cant do bugger all else
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 22:25,
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my roasts are legendary as is my choc bread pudding. I see it as my contribution to evolution and life. I cant do bugger all else
that is the wrong conclusion
..especially for one who makes others smile - a lot
(I know - "puke")
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:24,
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(I know - "puke")
"This isn't some poncey emo suicide whine ..."
"...Just that swings and roundabouts, the reality of it all"
Sorry Mr Toast, that's definitely an emo whine.
Dip you dick in some yogurt and stop moaning
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:25,
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Sorry Mr Toast, that's definitely an emo whine.
Dip you dick in some yogurt and stop moaning
My pretentious high horse has run away.
I think it's on that roundabout.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:26,
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What you need
is a bit of YouTube therapy
and perhaps some ointment.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:27,
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and perhaps some ointment.
Sorry for size, but everyone should have proper broadband by now.
Also:
There's no nail brush handy if you travel by plane...
Then again, if you can hijack a plane with a nail brush, you fucking deserve the plane!
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:52,
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Then again, if you can hijack a plane with a nail brush, you fucking deserve the plane!
spend a week in my shoes
they are high heels you will love them
ashley my life is shit but getting used to it
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:36,
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ashley my life is shit but getting used to it
yeah me too
but i keep on for some reason i have yet to fathom
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:37,
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I agree
However, you seem to have a few things going right for you (much more than me anyway; I'm well & truly bolloxed) so focus on those.
I know that 'it could be worse' talk is a load of crap (as if earthquakes in Haiti are supposed to make you feel better... yeah right), but whatever etc.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:41,
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I know that 'it could be worse' talk is a load of crap (as if earthquakes in Haiti are supposed to make you feel better... yeah right), but whatever etc.
Hmm
The case for life:
The case against life:
The case for suicide:
The case against suicide:
I hope I've helped in my own little way.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:54,
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The case against life:
The case for suicide:
The case against suicide:
I hope I've helped in my own little way.
I see a tiny glowing penis.
Which means you haven't really given up totally.
I used to say "Life sucks". I guess I still say that. I'm not much of a help, am I?
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 23:59,
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I used to say "Life sucks". I guess I still say that. I'm not much of a help, am I?
Hmm...
It look like something from an Atari 2600 game.
Also, this:
I just received an email that said I won 1.5mln euros in an 'email lottery'!
The best part: it said I also won a Compaq laptop! -- I guess just 1.5mln euros isn't enough as a prize...
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:24,
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Also, this:
I just received an email that said I won 1.5mln euros in an 'email lottery'!
The best part: it said I also won a Compaq laptop! -- I guess just 1.5mln euros isn't enough as a prize...
What a profoundly lovable picture.
Which suddenly became animated - but no worse - while I was typing this.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:46,
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feel free to spread the love
if you colour it gray it might pass as an elephant
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:05,
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if you colour it gray it might pass as an elephant
YOU make something with this
like add sunglasses or i dont know. i rely on you :)
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:21,
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Animate? Me? Hahaha! Fat chance - my spastic fingers cannot possibly comprehend animation.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:23,
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A pedant might suggest
that it'd be easier to spread the love with a harder cock.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:10,
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Wee Willy Wobbly
Went around town
Wee Willy Wobbly
Never wore a frown...
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:14,
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Wee Willy Wobbly
Never wore a frown...
JUST FOR YOU, HERMAN:
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the elephant isn't mine, I just chopped it up.
I couldn't create an elephant and learn how to use Blender.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:18,
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I didn't post that joke did I, I simply buried the elephant! ;)
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:52,
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Is someone trying to imply Scousers are a bunch of whinging, self-pitying thieves?
Tut.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:50,
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Didn't know you had so much in common with Boris Johnson, Jamie
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:53,
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Just the rampant prejudice and the magnificent head of hair, Vezza.
;)
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:56,
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Torpeedo.
itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/
Quick, Dirty, Shit.
"The Mod Unleashed Its New Weapons For The War On Terror"
"The Torpeedo"
On a side note, I've had my Facebook account suspended today. Due to the photoshop'd pornography I created with my friends faces, and posted on Facebook.... two years ago!
Click for bigger (453 kb)
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:30,
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Quick, Dirty, Shit.
"The Mod Unleashed Its New Weapons For The War On Terror"
"The Torpeedo"
On a side note, I've had my Facebook account suspended today. Due to the photoshop'd pornography I created with my friends faces, and posted on Facebook.... two years ago!
Click for bigger (453 kb)
they're just exchanging long protein strands
can you think of a better way?
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:30,
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i remember cartoons
but if it's not on telly, it leaves my head pretty quickly.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:38,
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As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:37,
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The politics of failure have failed
it's time to get them working again
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 21:04,
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Wifey likes a bag of cheese and onion chrisps to eat with her bar of chocolate.....
I can see her enjoying this product.
*writes to Cadbury
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:30,
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*writes to Cadbury
*boke*
i'd rather eat a creme egg. i don't even like creme eggs.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:25,
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That's makes it more impressive.
Nice pit of "pootling" as they say.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:34,
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Oh, ffs.
There's always whining when I post this pic.
Look, you grown-ups. It's 8:43pm. If your children are up and looking over your shoulder at your internet, it's your own stupid sodding fault.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:44,
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Look, you grown-ups. It's 8:43pm. If your children are up and looking over your shoulder at your internet, it's your own stupid sodding fault.
I was being ironic mr tramp
Sorry if I came across all narky!
I love goatse pics.....not the original so much though
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:52,
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I love goatse pics.....not the original so much though
That's OK, Mstandot.
Everyone knows you're a bit of a discerning specialist when it comes to these matters.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:59,
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my mum feels sorry for me
as they're all going away this year, so she phoned me yesterday to tell me she's just booked and paid for a holiday to spain for me! GO MUM!
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:05,
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i've been before
usually at the same time as all their men decide to leave the country for a while.
strange, that.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:19,
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strange, that.
I haven't bought a chocolate bar for at least a year
now I come to think of it.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:51,
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ahahah brilliant!
now why didnt i think of that - my son's always playing with his trains!
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:46,
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That train's just going to get stuck in one of the balls
like a sperm with a bad sense of direction :(
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:52,
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I can add a locomotive on the other end.
Bidirectional cock train.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:53,
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And a very severe case of blue balls
with two trains of sperm never able to leave.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:02,
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that'll be
wrong sort of spunk on the line
makes the wheels slip
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:59,
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makes the wheels slip
Really?
Damn, I thought I was helping them by lubricating it a bit! Looks like all those delays on the line were my fault, chaps.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:02,
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i like the realisim
with one ball being slightly biggr then the other.
WOO!
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:09,
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WOO!
Good work George! This is just like the good old days in the Bullingdon... When do the whores arrive?
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:45,
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haha
I was thinking just this, too. Also I've been listening to Elvis on Youtube for the last ten minutes.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:37,
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be quiet, big boys don't cry
big boys don't cry
big boys don't cry
big boys don't cry
big boys don't cry
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:12,
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big boys don't cry
big boys don't cry
big boys don't cry
Shoop da Whoop
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WGmeX6CLas if you don't understand, you're just not down with the kids... (or my kid - this is by him til he gets his log in)
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:26,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WGmeX6CLas if you don't understand, you're just not down with the kids... (or my kid - this is by him til he gets his log in)
Any leader that can fire blue lazors gets my vote
... Brown lazors are just a bit crappy
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 19:56,
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they may look crappy
but anyone who managed to make a brown laser would be in the running for a nobel prize. i've no idea how you'd do it but i suspect you'd have to mix together all the lasers in the lab until you got a kind of mud colour.
no, wait, you're talking about lazors. my bad. brown lazors would be dull, i agree.
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Tue 19 Jan 2010, 20:04,
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no, wait, you're talking about lazors. my bad. brown lazors would be dull, i agree.
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