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biggar

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)

That looks nothing like my end

'Lo JPG. Rare to see you around at this time of day...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)

My daytime pass has just been delivered. Hello!

Also: It's probably for the best that your end looks nothing like this...
;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:32, archived)

These are fantastic.

This one makes me think I'm looking into Darth Vader's eye sockets.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)

Needs more kettleman ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:32, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)

Maybe you *are* looking his eye sockets...

*fears the Hayden Christensen nature of that eventuality*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)

any second, that's going to turn into Robert Patrick and ask you if "you've seen this child"

utterly brill, Grunty!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:32, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)

hahahahahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:34, archived)

wonderful stuff...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:35, archived)

Cheers

Although every time I look at it I think it would benefit from 1 more frame in the animated element of it to smooth out the action.

Ah well - way too late now :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)

travelling from the future to RickRoll all humanity!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)

"I want your clothes, your boots, and your earplugs"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:42, archived)

Me too, I just heard the Haiti charity single...

Now if that represents just one small fraction of the suffering in the region then I will gladly make a donation to the DEC.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:50, archived)

Is it every bit as terrible as you would think?

My standpoint - I will start off with a donation of £100 and deduct a pound for every time I hear that song - or part thereof - over the next fortnight.

I wager that Haiti will end up owing me money.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:56, archived)

So, pretty much adopting the USA's general policy toward overseas aid?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:00, archived)

They're all re-recording "We are the World"

or something.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:01, archived)

Save Us....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:02, archived)

Or abducting kids to save them from the predominant religion.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:08, archived)

*slices finger on JPG's razor-sharp satire*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:02, archived)

Sorry :(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:02, archived)

There's the usual dreadful gravelly howling that Cowell seems to delight in -

people who can just about reach a note but can't for the love of God sustain it. I don't know who they are - many are accomplished performers - but they're completely unsuited to this track. I couldn't stand more than a few seconds though, so it may pick up further in... or it may not... And yes, I could stomach 'Perfect Day', but not this. Or that last one he presided over, come to think of it.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:01, archived)

Actually, can someone kick off a facebook campaign?

Get Michael Stipe to re-release his version, all money to DEC?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)

Hell yes!

I think the adopted position is start off with a £50 stake, subtract £1 every time I hear the new version, and add £5 every time I hear REM's version by way of incentive.

If there's any taste in the world I'll wind up making a decent donation to Haiti, but I suspect it'll wind up around a tenner :(

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:41, archived)

not heard it yet... Although I doubt I'll escape it over the next few weeks

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:58, archived)

...ROCKIN ALL OVER THE WORLD!

AND I LIKE IT I LIKE IT I LIKE IT I LIKE IT I....

Oh, not that one. OK then. Carry on.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:00, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:45, archived)

Soupoyb

I like that

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:21, archived)

Compo it!!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:11, archived)

Cheers, Guv!

You alright, sir?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)

noons, sir! Doing very well, thanks!

yourself?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:38, archived)

Not at all bad, thanks.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:39, archived)

*AutoClick*

Brilliant, how's things mate? :)

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Ninj, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)

I'm in unpacking limbo, but all is well, thanks.

How's the world with you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:34, archived)

Not too bad sir!

Nowt a Euro Millions Jackpot win couldn't cure ;)

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Ninj, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:02, archived)

this is the end

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:35, archived)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Your Campari & Soda is getting warm, where are you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:38, archived)

happy birthday, freebs!

would you like me to fetch your slippers, pipe and newspaper? ;D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:40, archived)

Merry Birthingtons, freebs!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:46, archived)

this is...

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:36, archived)

Thank you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:39, archived)

Hi cockalorum!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)

Fan-dabby-dozee!

how's it going fella?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:45, archived)

Hello, young Joseph!

It's all good, thanks. How's things in your neck of the woods?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:48, archived)

Groovy, apart from it being Tuesday

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)

Looks like Darth Vader's helmet got a little too close to the fireplace.

(tefu, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:45, archived)

Plane Crazy

was doing stuff with planes today and after seeing
Heaping Spoons fab FP i thought i would have a play

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)

Haha Big Ben 2, Osama nil!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)

Haha big bendy!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)

hehehe....

Like this. :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)

Oh that's jolly good!

Just like the MPs, Big Ben and the House of Commons have managed to escape a terminal kicking!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:32, archived)

Cockneys

you are all feeling sleepy...very sleepy...

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:39, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Wrong bells though ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:06, archived)

very nice

have a large WOO & tonic :)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)

This is great.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:41, archived)

Wow...good day on b3ta

click

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:22, archived)

oooh you big thieving bastard!

:)

*click*

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)

(Lord of Lard, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)

I think that he's getting such a hard time more because he tried to bury the story than for the actual offence.

Capello says Terry's lost the England captain's armband. He's asked Wayne Bridge to look under his bed.

/coat

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)

Still

you have to love the prefix SUPER when it's added to injuction. It's like saying MEGA parking fine.

The ever wise and pug-faced Hislop has a lot to say about them, and he's right to think they're shit, obviously.

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)

I prefer the 'super-happy-fun' prefix

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)

^this

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)

^this^

and the fact that he's a bit of 'tard at the best of times, it's not the first time he's messed about, his behaviour in the past should have meant he never got the armband in the first place,and only Chelsea fans think he's any good

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:47, archived)

Father of the year

He said he liked playing with the twins

(wobbler, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)

who's done what now?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)

lol tennis

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)

did you use this?

http://leavealonealiser.com

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)

pink link!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:28, archived)

snitch!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)

:D shhhhh

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)

Whistleblower lols

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 15:46, archived)

up against the wall!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 17:10, archived)

CFB

First one to spot the work of The Fiend wins an all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas including £15k pocket monet and Angelina Jolie's telephone*.

*If anyone for one moment takes this seriously, I would like to point out it is very obviously an utter, utter lie, you dolt.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)

There's the work of The Fiend. There.

*points*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)

Close, but not close enough.

*moves*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)

Bah!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)

did the Fiend shop all the rain out?

he did a good job.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)

What a fiend!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)

Directly beneath your tag

aicmfpaaepttlvaajpn

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)

When he says Angelina Jolie's telephone

He's actually stolen Angelina Jolie's telephone. :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)

*giggles*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)

Oo.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)

The rain washed it away!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)

What rain?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)

The rain drops on the camera lens (in the cfb)

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)

Naw.

No rain here ...

*whistles*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)

why would I want Angelina Jolie's telephone?

I'll have the rest of the prize though.

It's there, see? there.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)

WASPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)

The latest of his work is here

www.b3ta.com/board/9899032

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)

I have no idea what any of them say

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)

He's ace, innit.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)

I''m transfixed

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)

the middle walkway is shopped

(likeajackhammer, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)

Damn

Butler'd.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)

To the left, to the left.

Hmm.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)

Jump up and down and to the knees

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)

Come and dance

Every night

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)

sing with a hula melody.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)

*high five*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)

I don't want a tiny dead artist

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:14, archived)

*removes 'Toulouse Lautrec' from twig's presents list*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)

RIS?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)

pocket monet

was you what wrote it up there /\

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)

Oh you witty bastard.

I was just being stupid, but now you've made me look stupid.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)

you made yourself look stupid

I just pointed and drew attention to you

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)

its these shoes

they me me look racist

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)

Bloody shoes

Coming over here, making us look racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)

why is it never raining in your pics anymore?

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)

Because the sunshine of god's love

Has lit up my world.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)

outstanding as alwasy, AV'! Where did you take the photo?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)

Butler's Wharf, on the South Bank of Mordor

'Tis a loverly place.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:21, archived)

aahhh...

apparently, Butler's Wharf was completed in 1873, and was once the largest warehouse complex on the Thames.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:39, archived)

Indeed. Mainly grain and tobacco, I fink.

It's a great place - have you been there?

Don't go to the Bengal Clipper curry house, though - it's rubbish.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:43, archived)

*inspects with magnifying glass*

hmmmmm.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)

ooo nice

and nice fiend tag too :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)

WRONG WAY PHILIP!

First attempt at one of these, be kind...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)

Fabbilus!!!

*Click* :)

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Ninj, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)

Cheers!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)

Lubbly

:) - Hi Barb!

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TheOther, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)

Hello Other!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)

awesome :)

I can never get the scrolling right

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)

I don't think I have either

The buildings don't appear to be travelling in the same direction as the road >.<

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)

it looks fine to me

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)

Cheers!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)

Maiden posted a fantastic tutorial on perspective scrolling a while ago.

I say fantastic - it went very much over my head but she got a great result out of it.

Edit - here we are - www.b3ta.com/board/9056198

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)

^this

on all counts

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)

I had intended to simplify it - it's far too mathematical

Much of the maths can be done away with the main thing is that you create a seamless tile and scroll it one whole section in perspective so that it loops. Hard to explain in words still struggling to nail down the hows and wherefores.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:20, archived)

you have done well young b3tan

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)

my reply sounds better if you do it in the voice in my head

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:59, archived)

Is the voice in your head Joe Pasquale?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)

that works better

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)

hahahahaha.... ace!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)

hahaha....wrong way or not.........GO PHILIP GO!

ashally thas a noice bit o' scrolling(very Maidenesque)....smooth:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)

Well there's a compliment!

I read her tutorial.. didn't understand it tho'

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)

G'wan Phil

Give it some!

Woo!

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Joliet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)

very good!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:03, archived)

hahahahhaha!

bloody hell, barb', that had me giggling like a loon!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)

He's on a mission

You'd better just listen.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)

pfft

well done

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)

Soupherbly animated

*click*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)

thanks!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)

looks pretty fine to me

damn tricky things and maiden's tutorial made no sense to me either

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)

Doesn't make much sense to me either ;)

I will think about how to make a simplier version

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:27, archived)

Excellent!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)

fourth click of the day

yay

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:24, archived)

Thanks!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 14:44, archived)

Iranian Embassy 1980...

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Ninj, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:50, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:51, archived)

The SNS may be fast and efficient but certain government ministers have complained

that their methods lack honour.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:51, archived)

Simply brilliantly executed

*pats on back*

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JebediahSpringfield, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)

Ooh thank you :)

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Ninj, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)

Not you...

The terrorists ;)
hehe

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JebediahSpringfield, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)

Pffft

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)

Who dares Ninjs?

that doesn't quite work as well as this fine pic

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)

Cheers Joe!

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Ninj, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)

hehehe....

AAU

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:43, archived)

I luvs this.

A lot.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:01, archived)

a little sport relief

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:46, archived)

THIS IS NOT 6-NATIONS!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:47, archived)

needs more england expecting to win then being genuinely surprised when they don't

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:54, archived)

I don't think that will be a problem this year

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Joliet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:55, archived)

in other news

I just read the news about the pope going all drama queen about equality for gays.

it's fucking hilarious. one of the best news stories of the year so far.

OMG if gays get equality, we might be forced to employ gays and transsexuals in the catholic church instead of paedos and the clinically insane.

Linky for those who haven't seen this absolute gem yet:

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8492597.stm

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:01, archived)

Oh no!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:02, archived)

hi tertassterrrer

I'm glad you're back. You went away one day, but you came back. Can't remember when. I'm glad. Hallo. Glad.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:04, archived)

I have too much free time.

Hello, drbroon, hello how are you?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)

hi hello

I have lots of work I'm not doing, in order to be having some free time. It's like pretend free time.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:06, archived)

It's fun to pretend.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)

If you pretend enough, they may reward you with an endless amount more free time! :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)

Haha!

Entirely this

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Joliet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:02, archived)

I would have thought this probably offers a fairly rich vein of hummus today...

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1247706/Pope-condemns-Harriet-Harman-equality-drive-violation-natural-law.html

Edit Actually no it's just depressing this time. False alarm - my bad :(

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)

Later:

"POPE CANONIZES JAN MOIR FOR HER WORK AGAINST THE GAY DEVIL"

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)

JULIE MOULT IS THE POPE!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)

fuck!

trying to choose between siding with Harmen or Il Papa is doing my head in.

(

Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:05, archived)

up his bum!!

in other news KEEEEEEEEEANO! :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:06, archived)

There is only one Keano

...and it's not the one you're thinking of.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)

excellent signing.

you might even win 2 games in a row.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)

haha >.<

yea..we still need you lot to monumentally cock up

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:15, archived)

it's possible

we only have about 6-8 players worthy of getting a game for an SPL club

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)

is it just me

or was robbie keane a boyhood liverpool fan the other year and now he's a boyhood celtic fan...

(prostheses, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:36, archived)

The two are very closely linked

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:38, archived)

everyone who signs for celtic has to be a boyhood fan. :)

Zheng Zhi, growing up in China, always tuned into Scotsport to see the highlights of his beloved celtic failing to win the league each year :D

His favourite Celtic player of all time is John Barnes.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)

>.<

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:50, archived)

just a bit of fun.

Regi Blinker ftw.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)

Good luck to him, I say

At least Pav might get the chance to show what he can do now

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:38, archived)

Just saw that. He's just jealous.

All those strapping, young swiss guardsmen walking around, and he's not allowed to covet them

(

rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:11, archived)

He's most especially

not allowed to covet their ass

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:17, archived)

Ha. "Holy Father! Are you concentrating?"

"Er...yes, yes my son. I was just checking that Swiss Guardsman's pantaloons for... er ... wear and tear. Do go on"

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:23, archived)

I suppose he's not allowed to wank onto their faces while singing All Things Bright And Beautiful and shitting into a paper cup on their laps either then?

It's political correctness gone mad.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:32, archived)

Yeah, John Paul put a stop to that sort of thing

He was pretty square, even for a Pope

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)

silly pope

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:11, archived)

The popes not anti gay

So long as you're only fucking little boys.

(

Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)

If it's rape, it's not gay.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)

unless you give a reacharound

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)

It's not gay if you beat the other guy up afterwards.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:12, archived)

it's not gay if you get everyone to keep it a secret for years

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)

its not gay if it only happened this one time, in college, and you were, like, really really wasted

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)

As a Welshman,

Ha ha!! ^this!!

At least we admit we're shit*.

*Have sheep to fuck.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:00, archived)

yeh, so are we, but we've known it for years*

*Have to get sheep drunk and fuck them

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)

Nice one.

Also - I think it is an affront to everything this forum holds dear, that your cat/mouse animation from yesterday was not FP'd.

Justice for Elvis I say!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:49, archived)

I demand linkage!

(

Joliet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:56, archived)

P..p..p..p..please?

www.b3ta.com/board/9898645

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:58, archived)

No time for please

I'm a girl with three working offices.

That am wootastic! *click*

(

Joliet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:01, archived)

Anyone else read that as orifices?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:02, archived)

Always.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)

of course...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:04, archived)

Certainly not!

maybe

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:24, archived)

^this^

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)

Absolutely

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)

;O)

(

Joliet, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)

And yet they call it

football.

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:49, archived)

Handegg is its proper name

www.saasta.fi/saasta/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/handegg.jpg

it's also funny that the names American Rounders and America Netball didn't take off.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:51, archived)

We should attempt to revive them

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)

there's a lot of things it's not

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:50, archived)

This is terrific stuff!

Like all your stuff!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)

Indeed!

(

Ian Woosnam, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)

hahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)

ARF

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)

Math's is so rock 'n' roll...

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:25, archived)

sexnarugs!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:33, archived)

Maths for the masses

rip ID

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:34, archived)

Saul Migraine and Bodyneeds

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:39, archived)

Subliminal.

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:39, archived)

Integral e to the x intersection partial derivative of r union g subscript s!

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:25, archived)

Bumhug!

(

Ninj, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)

Bah, humbuggy!

TJ : LCN is doing a year's hosting for 10p.
www.lcn.com/happy_birthday
This is either a good thing or a bad sign.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:06, archived)

What is it normally?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:09, archived)

(

spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:11, archived)

21 squids

I'm guessing it's the starter package they're offering.
www.lcn.com/web_hosting

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:15, archived)

I'm not so sure.

The offer applies to the top hosting package in basket, but I haven't gone any further than that.

edit: also "For one day only we are giving you the chance to purchase any 1 year web or email hosting package for 10p when you use the promo code birthday."

(Banjo-Jeff I don't play a banjo, and I'm not called Jeff., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:59, archived)

i might just do it to host a picture of goatse

i think everyone should do the same.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:20, archived)

nicely shopped!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)

Hitler yoof innit?

See: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8492597.stm

(John Mad from Madcastle licking the bin lid of life, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)

The Pope's an idiot, and he should fuck right off

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)

A well structured argument there...

good work fella

(John Mad from Madcastle licking the bin lid of life, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:50, archived)

Thanks. I've spent some time thinking about it.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)

That is patently clear

I believe it's called synthesising the key theme lol

(John Mad from Madcastle licking the bin lid of life, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)

^ yup

in fact all religion can fuck right off

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)

RIGHT OFF.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)

and no dilly-dallying on the way!

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)

But I dillied and dallied

dallied and dillied.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)

...and that's when the police officer turned up

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)

But you can't trust the specials like an old time copper, when you can't find your way home.

/elderly

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:14, archived)

Especially

This Shiny New One

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)

ahahahahhaha

hahahahahahhahaha ah ha ah ha.

dorks.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:23, archived)

its just a phase

I was exactly the same after watching The Little Mermaid

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:28, archived)

especially the boring ones

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:46, archived)

this argument is 100% sound

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:46, archived)

Somebody explain why he needs his own city-state.

Selling hope at a price.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:55, archived)

doesn't every bondesque villain?

I hear he has a missile in an underground bunker and several nuns with names like 'Onya Backyabitch'

(John Mad from Madcastle licking the bin lid of life, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)

Choirboys, Ben Dover

and Phil M^cRevice.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)

Errr...

... soz, like.

(

Ian Woosnam, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)

oh noes :(

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:50, archived)

That's just the worst thing ever :(

*dies inside*

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)

SPANG!

SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!

SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!

SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!

*groan*

SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)

Oh FFS

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)

argh

spang :)

(

parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)

is that captain picard's toilet?

(

mutated monty, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:07, archived)

I think commenters want to challenge you to a duel

Choose someone to assist you.

Proposed and seconded!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:17, archived)

Oh ... BLOODY HELL!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:32, archived)

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:38, archived)

well i liked it, and top marks for being from newcastle like (not that i am)

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:39, archived)

Oh dear

(

Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:41, archived)

*arrives late to the spanging party*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:47, archived)

Room for one more?

(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:35, archived)

as im sure n-dubs would say: nah nah niiiiing!

Click for bigger (256 kb)
still not sure bout resizing on PS though :S

(BootBeat, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:36, archived)

everything you need to know about resizing (use save for web)

www.elated.com/articles/the-save-for-web-feature/

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:40, archived)

also:

is there a way of resizing all the frames in a gif animation without having to resize every single frame individually? Batch resize kind of thing. In GIMP.

(

spesh., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:02, archived)

in GIMP? yes

Image - Scale Image...

(

dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:34, archived)

I'm not really sure what is going on here

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)

where the white woman at?

maybe kanye has spit the dummy out again at some awards show...who knows

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)

Kayne has an enormous Rope Cock

and he likes to dress up as the Cat in the Hat

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)

Enormous rope cocks - They're the future.

Cat in the hat, not so much...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)

Enormous rope cocks can chafe quite a lot

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:50, archived)

I'll take your word for it

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)

Kanye Mission-Impossibled down from the ceiling on a rather conspicuous rope, nabbed one of Taylor Swift's awards, put on a red and white hat and presented the award to Beyonce, who's grateful if not ecstatic.

You are welcome.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)

I think the trouble is I don't actually know who any of these people really are

Except for the Cat in the Hat.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:51, archived)

Well clearly you don't read Heat/OK/Hello/Grazia/Elle/DepressedHousewivesMonthly often enough.

Come back when you've sorted your life out.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:50, archived)

Hahaha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)

hahaha *snorts*

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)

her hands seem a bit small.

but WOO!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:17, archived)

LOL!

Is she related to royalty?

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:17, archived)

hahaha

but she does it for me

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:53, archived)

cider has come from my nose!

(grumpynurse ,is playing minigolf on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:00, archived)

You broke your lurk trifecta for this.

Bless you :)

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:25, archived)

Tremendous

(

Flash_Bastard, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:02, archived)

ROPE COCK!!!!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)

'ningles all. How the dickins are ya?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:00, archived)

'ello stranger!

I would consider getting a cold for bacon lemsip.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:01, archived)

pssst.

It's Freebs birthday today.

when he next posts, lets all jump out and shout HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

He'll never suspect a thing

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:13, archived)

Well I've already given him a healthy mindpiss and an attempted horselink.

Don't know what else a chap can do, really?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:15, archived)

*walks into darkened room and fumbles for light switch*

Tackleberry moment..... ;)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:15, archived)

HAPPY BATHDAY!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)

cor!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:28, archived)

ack!

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:32, archived)

shh - we're waiting for Freebs

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)

oh Right

*waits too*

what's he look like?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:17, archived)

happy bathday freebs

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)

you know, hair n stuff

a bit like you.

erm, happy birthday

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)

SURPRISE!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:17, archived)

*Cleans up milk*

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:18, archived)

Happy Birthday Freebs!

Happy birthday everyone*

*The effectiveness of this post depends on everyone bookmarking it and opening it on their birthdays. If it works, it'll be the most efficient birthday greeting EVER.

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:25, archived)

hahahahahahahh

It's Ken Bruce's birthday today too!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:28, archived)

High quality co-birthing.

I share mine with Jodie Foster.

Yum. (And: blimey. She's 47!)

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:34, archived)

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:02, archived)

Don't you know?

I did leave a memo.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:04, archived)

I missed this memo, young whippersnapper

explain yourself.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:05, archived)

*explains*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)

I don't believe that for a second

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:08, archived)

it's outragious lies

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)

yes but there were famingoes dammit!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:12, archived)

famingoes, famingoes, famingoes...

Are they really hungry flamingos?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:14, archived)

on rollerskates!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:15, archived)

oh a MEMO!

I was looking for an Emo

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:08, archived)

Finding Nemo?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)

no I'm just scratching my balls

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:11, archived)

Memos are better.

No one understands an emo!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:11, archived)

hmmmm a hot cup of bacony fat-juice

:D Edit: I second Griffy's comment... I was starting to think you'd dropped off the face of the planet.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:04, archived)

Just having a b3ta break.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)

anywhere nice?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)

Warcraft mostly:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:12, archived)

All that lovely baconing fat swimming around on the surface.

Phwoar.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)

Whato RG!

Also:Arf!
AlsoAlso:Welcome back!

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)

thanky

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:08, archived)

ning!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)

gaaaah!

oinkment.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:08, archived)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:08, archived)

Side-effects may include trotters.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:12, archived)

and an itchy rasher

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:13, archived)

Is it available as a serum

for pork injection?

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:14, archived)

and a painful rasher.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:13, archived)

Your b3ta break has dulled your reflexes, young padawan... ;)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:14, archived)

Ah but at the same time stamp, so you could have put that after I did!:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)

I can't because my edit button is borked*

*may be lies

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)

It's been like that since Sunday for me :(

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:23, archived)

^ haha

and haha ^

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)

I had swine flu, you insensitive bastard

there is nothing funny about swine flu

That's it, B3ta has crossed the line

*flounces*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:13, archived)

Hmmmm

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)

It was pretty rough

not life-threatening, but unpleasant

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:18, archived)

*Sympathises. A bit*

^ that's all you're getting, 'kay? :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:19, archived)

At least you got it out the way

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)

OR SNOUT:p

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)

*flollops*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)

*vollues*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:17, archived)

The young princes discuss hair disfunction and breeding.

started this last night, i think i'll leave it alone now.
original article here- news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=151975028
Last nights here - www.b3ta.com/board/9899542

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:50, archived)

it's still on the board ffs

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)

IT'S GROUNDHOG DAY!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:10, archived)

oh I take it back he changed some small detail

*waves a small flag*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:12, archived)

And?

5 or six posts in three hours, a very slow morning and a major change to the image. Have your Weetabix and calm down.

Edit.
Just seen your other post. *waves another flag

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:18, archived)

ok then..I for one can't wait to see what other small changes you make to it

in 5 or 6 posts time

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:22, archived)

It'll be more yellow

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:29, archived)

yea can't wait

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:29, archived)

I see what your your attempting.

Trying to drag me into somekind of trollish argument fail.
I'm sure you are a perfectly nice fellow under normal circumstances and it is patently clear you have'nt had your morning wank. I suggest you take leave to releave your heavy sacks and come back later when you are in a better mood.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:31, archived)

I'm waiting for yer maw

and I'm not trying to do anything, I just think we don't need to see every minute fucking change you make to the same picture....every 5 or 6 posts.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:37, archived)

* notes your ballanced if harsh argument.

*Goes to work
No posts till i get home, you'll be happy to hear.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)

can't wait

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)

I for one would like Richard O'Brien to be my new king

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:10, archived)

WILL YOU START THE FAAAAAAAANS PLEEEEEASE!!!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:12, archived)

oh poo, i aimed for Homer and ended up with O'Brien

back to the drawing board.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)

Homer's more yellow

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:26, archived)

well I thought Uncle Fester because of the eyes and I thought Homer because of the defined strands of hair

but I went with Richard for the manic stare

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:27, archived)

Some silliness...

RIS? Well you might.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:40, archived)

just look at him

'course he dunnit!

also - today is Groundhog Day. I expect this will mean lots of reposts throughout the day! :D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9899645

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:48, archived)

oi!

www.b3ta.com/board/9899653

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:48, archived)

Oi!

www.b3ta.com/board/9899652

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:56, archived)

That's very pink...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9899648

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:48, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:48, archived)

arf

I was too slow

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:49, archived)

There were microseconds in it this time I think...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:49, archived)

I was hoping to have a Groundhog day video ready for today

but I didn't finish it in time

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:14, archived)

*searches above statement for Groundhog Day related punnery*

Nope - I think it's clean.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)

Soccerball = fighting

Theoretically, we could lock the stadiums, and simply turn it into Darwinism in action - we could film it for extra giggles.

Apparently the hippies object to this.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:47, archived)

Na tens of millions of people enjoy soccerball every week without feeling the need to resort to violence.

Drunken morons = fighting IMHO.

Unless you're North of the border in which case Buckfast = fighting.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:59, archived)

everybody was Buckfast Fightin'

those cats were fast as lightening*

*perhaps not

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:03, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)

buckfast doesn't = fighting

low job prospects and kids with nothing and nowhere to go at nights are more to blame than buckfast

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)

I don't think he was expressing his own opinion so much as commenting on the news

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/8490681.stm

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:12, archived)

good on them..

it's pathetic the way the government is hounding them,
it's not buckfast that brought this country to it's fucking knees.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:13, archived)

It's a couple of MSPs/MEPs seeking easy headlines

You're right, it's totally ludicrous to blame Buckfast

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:21, archived)

Catherine Stihler, another Scottish Labour MP who has no clue what she's on about

because she doesn't live in the areas that she bastardizes on a daily basis.

but the easy way out is to blame a drink...that'll bring in the votes

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:25, archived)

Yes - it's someone else's fault.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:14, archived)

shoo

pathetic

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)

Just realistic.

Remember: "Where there's blame there's a claim."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:22, archived)

you have no idea

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:23, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:52, archived)

HELLO! I'M ODDER THAN FUCK.

AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:56, archived)

Oh hai guise, check out mah gadjit:

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:58, archived)

neil.fraser.name/hardware/etch/etch1.jpg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 6:02, archived)

YES!

I want that.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 6:18, archived)

wow

triple retro!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:01, archived)

The iplop!

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An Egg ,D, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 6:09, archived)

For a moment

I thought that was an iPod driving a steamroller :D

(Cruising Capacity, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 7:08, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:00, archived)

I like the way

it fits a bog standard iPod

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 7:10, archived)

YOU BE NICE TO JOHN.

he's a nice guy.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:17, archived)

That's lovely.

very nice nice use of colors. :)

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sosumi, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 6:39, archived)

Has anybody actually sued you?

and hello. long time no Sea (as the Sahara said to the Gobi)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:03, archived)

Cake!

It's is Mrs Box's birthday tomorrow and mine on Thursday. We should all have a threesome.

Edit/ changed cake as that was a b3taday cake...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:44, archived)

*teabags*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 8:11, archived)

still poorly sir?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:03, archived)

Lovely stuff

what a legend

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:05, archived)

Nicely...

although 3+ hours without a post? Where is everyone this morning.

*glugs tea* 'nings!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:15, archived)

We've all gone to the Beach

Brr! It's feckin' cold! - Mediocre broke his leg jumping into the sea...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:24, archived)

Happy Birthday fella

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:27, archived)

Cheers Sir!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:34, archived)

Someone buried my goggles

WHERE ARE THEY GUYS THIS ISN'T FUNNY

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zoldergoose, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:28, archived)

Brr...

*breaks out the Bovril*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:44, archived)

Welcome to my world.

It's damn' quiet on /board when you keep these antipodean hours...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:26, archived)

that's beautiful, man.

now I don't have to come over when you're out and lick all your furniture.

WOOOAAAAHHHHH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 9:47, archived)

Highpad? We've got an app for that.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 4:58, archived)

woah dude it looks like the bong is coming right out of the tablet

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:05, archived)

In that case

you've probably had enough.

;)

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An Egg ,D, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:09, archived)

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

I just finished work, I haven't even STARTED YET

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:10, archived)

Well, I thought it was a bit of a shit shop and I'm just off to bed

I may not be totally sober, as it's my birthday (15 minutes ago)

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An Egg ,D, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:14, archived)

although it does have something of the CDC about it.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:25, archived)

You need to open up a second keyboard just so you can type 4:20

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:10, archived)

OH MAN IT'S 6:10 ALREADY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:11, archived)

I ran out of weed last night and the guy I need to speak to doesn't finish work until 9 tonight

Hopefully he's not too tired.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:14, archived)

wait, I'll fax you some

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:15, archived)

jk I don't have a fax machine : (

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:21, archived)

HAHA!

You can't fax a boat!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:47, archived)

But if you could

you could hide an elephant behind it.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 6:06, archived)

The highlighted text says Where's Waldo.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_%28cannabis_culture%29

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An Egg ,D, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:11, archived)

Bread man

(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 4:50, archived)

Nice tape.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 4:59, archived)

WE FIGHT CRIME

www.p-arte.com/asianart/images/orimoto_breadman01.jpg

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:07, archived)

That picture makes me hungry.

BRB

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:14, archived)

BRBWB?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:16, archived)

OICU812

Yummy!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 5:21, archived)

curious.

It says "thick" on the side of his head.

(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 13:18, archived)

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