Home » Messageboard » Archive 37998
(Older | Newer )
Nom
Yeah yeah, prolly bindun, font matching is crap etc. Just had to get it out of my head :)
(
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:12,
archived )
hahah yum
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:14,
archived )
That's a charming bit of chocolate.
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:17,
archived )
that looks like Piccalilli!
(
Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot... ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:07,
archived )
ahhhhhhhhhhhhahhahhhahhhahhahh
well now I like this just way too much
(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:44,
archived )
hahahahaha!
*clix* (I won't reply with one of my own confectionery pix, cos some sensitive flute in Australia always starts shrieking NSFW! about it)
(
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:05,
archived )
ONE TIME, MAN
(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:45,
archived )
din bun?
(
dysny don't be a player 2 hater! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:09,
archived )
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:12,
archived )
...or you'll find it i your slipper tomorrow morning
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:15,
archived )
Hahahaha
(
El Cid ...wing attack plan R... ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:11,
archived )
ahhhahhah
(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:07,
archived )
No
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:14,
archived )
ohyeah
i mean whatever, anyhoo
(
dysny don't be a player 2 hater! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:16,
archived )
or
is it deleteworthy?
(
dysny don't be a player 2 hater! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:17,
archived )
noooooo!
just don't do it again. This has to be my favourite one of these though, made by someone on here I believe.nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/iwantyou.jpg
(
Damien's Hearse ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:28,
archived )
class.
(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:44,
archived )
nites!
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:55,
archived )
CHUCKLES AHOY!!!!!!!
:D
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:58,
archived )
Nice Duck !
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:59,
archived )
nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:00,
archived )
To me
To you
(
Drew Badly Fiction section ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:00,
archived )
Hello!
*waves*relurks
(
ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on ,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:46,
archived )
headshot +10
(
Shada ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:01,
archived )
Who needs nightvision
when you've got ChuckleVision :D
(
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:05,
archived )
see my profile
lose your vision
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:13,
archived )
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
:(
(
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:22,
archived )
BOOM HEADSHOT
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:06,
archived )
Is that from Bad Company 2?
"to me, to respawn"
(
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:11,
archived )
Should have taken longer on it...
but me porridge is getting cold
(
Drew Badly Fiction section ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:36,
archived )
Hehe
although I think that 3-coiler is copyright Lord Kronos :)
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:39,
archived )
If I could do a turd that geometrically perfect
I'd never flush the loo again.
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:43,
archived )
heh heh
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:40,
archived )
haha.......don't mock it man...................it's a beauty
:)
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:42,
archived )
"Turn around...
Look at what you see..."
(
Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:34,
archived )
haha - "A probing insightful Film" - Johnathan Ross ****
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:36,
archived )
hahaha, clever!
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:36,
archived )
lolololol!
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:37,
archived )
hahahaha
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:38,
archived )
The end is near . . .
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:49,
archived )
TJ
Just back from "Tim Burton's: Alice in Wonderland" My opinion is that it's infuriatingly shit.
(
Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:54,
archived )
why so?
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:58,
archived )
Alice is without personality, the plot is basically Lord of the rings with added stupid
Johnny Depp recycles his Willy Wonka persona and the whole thing ends on a massive Deus Ex Machina. I have a headache from hating it so much.
(
Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:01,
archived )
you forgot to mention the dancing.
(
Damien's Hearse ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:18,
archived )
It's all style and very little substance, isn't it
and the style wasn't all that great either :(
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:59,
archived )
It didn't help that I'd just watched Stardust on dvd
Y'know, a fantasy film with characters who have depth, things which happen to them that are UNEXPECTED, not just plodding along some predestined plotline that's been stated repeatedly since the beginning. ARRRRGH! Rage Blog!
(
Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:11,
archived )
yeah...saw a clip........looks/sounds plastic
:
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:00,
archived )
hmm, plastic clip...
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:04,
archived )
Someone said
it's Tim Burton doing a Disney movie, not Disney doing a Tim Burton movie. I haven't seen it yet.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:12,
archived )
I went along with it
until the dancing... the fucking dancing... :( Arrrrgh
(
Damien's Hearse ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:16,
archived )
Oh fucking Joy, Depp is doing something silly to a hip-hop beat!
I demand that you shoot me now! /daffy duck
(
Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:20,
archived )
If Depp had been shot by Alice at that precise moment
I feel I would've enjoyed the film a lot more.
(
Damien's Hearse ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:22,
archived )
All his big budget ones have
erred on the side of infuriatingly shit. And he should never use CGI when he can do stopmotion so well. (Though to be fair, most directors go shit when they have such a big budget that money men are looking over their shoulder all the time) I was watching his short films the other day. This is lovely:www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB8erXpwoDk
(
monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:17,
archived )
Hahahhaha
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:07,
archived )
heheh :D nicely
(
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:28,
archived )
no doubt been done a jillio times
(
FIEND ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:26,
archived )
hahahaha, nice one
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:27,
archived )
They're the wrong trousers!
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:28,
archived )
Even daddy's toys have toys!
Come on mister bubbles!
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:30,
archived )
:D
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:31,
archived )
:))
Drill Pedo?
(
Drew Badly Fiction section ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:38,
archived )
We wee . . .
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:37,
archived )
tablet
i just got a tablet and this is the best thing i can draw on it am i missing something this just seems really inacurate to use and hard to control and i dunno what is going on
(
Microwave ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:23,
archived )
Bad Job Microwave!
All new Graphic Tablets images must start with a CDC! ;¬) BTW which Graphics Tablet did you buy?
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:25,
archived )
is that done on photoshop or flash?
im used to your pixel paint pics, back to pixely pics i say!
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:27,
archived )
HAha
all you're missing is some practice. It's always weird at first. Use the stylus/tablet for everything for a week, not just for drawing. You'll struggle for a few days but by the end of the week you'll be a convert. SRSLY.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:29,
archived )
i cant possibly imagine using this for a week but okay if you say so i got a bamboo like you recommended
(
Microwave ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:31,
archived )
wait how the fuck am i supposed to scroll through webpages with the tablet
(
Microwave ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:32,
archived )
hold down the lower button and hover over the pad.
mofaha's absolutely right, just force yourself to use it for a few days and you'll find it incredibly natural. When I got mine I hated it, now I only use my mouse for games.
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:34,
archived )
oh i figured out how man, this is hard.
(
Microwave ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:34,
archived )
Cool choice
But Graphics Tablets are like using the Pen Tool in Photoshop - at first it seems like hard work, but after a while it proves to be far better.
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:33,
archived )
photoshop has a pen tool??
(
Microwave ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:35,
archived )
Hahahaha
I wore mine out.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:38,
archived )
I know, it feels awkward.
I promise you though, if you persevere it will end up feeling far more natural than a mouse or touchpad. You already know all the mechanics of drawing, what needs to happen is that you unlearn the mousing habits that have become ingrained.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:35,
archived )
this sounds like i'm being sarky but it's a serious question
what if i suck at drawing? is it worth my while getting a tablet to help me improve without burning through tons of paper and pencils?
(
boris the spider ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:38,
archived )
being sucky at drawing didnt stop me getting a tablet
i wouldnt get an expensive one though
(
Shada ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:44,
archived )
oh come on
i've seen your stuff, you're way better than me. unless that was learning to draw while you *had* a tablet? hmmmmm.... yeah i wasn't thinking of anything pricey, i couldn't justify it, but i've been tempted to try one for ages now.
(
boris the spider ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:48,
archived )
bamboo costs about £80 if you look around for it.
It depends what you use it with really, its not going to make you an artistic genius if you're not, but it does enable you to more closely represent how you draw with pencils on the pc. Especially if you use illustrator.
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:54,
archived )
That's what I'm looking for really
an easier way to practice drawing without filling my room with crud (well, crap pictures) and wasting tons of pencils. I've got no illusions that it's going to make me any better than I am :)
(
boris the spider ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:58,
archived )
How big?
I bought a crappy bamboo for under fifty quid. It is tiny but give you a feel for it. I don't really use mine much after a bit of playing around with it, but I recommend giving it a go. Input devices are about choice and the worst I've used is a mouse, which everyone else uses. Try something else and see if it fits.
(
littlefish I like cheese ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:08,
archived )
I mean I was thinking the same as you when I got my tablet
but in the end I just went fuck it it's only £80 and got it
(
Shada ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:55,
archived )
Ah, see what you mean
I'm extremely tempted actually
(
boris the spider ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:58,
archived )
That's an good question.
I reckon if it encourages you to draw more then you'll probably improve. Plus of course you've got the magic of Undo to help :)
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:56,
archived )
The real world needs more Undo :)
There are so many times recently it could have come in useful...
(
boris the spider ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:59,
archived )
meh
I did that then the IT director decided for me that windows 7 was not an option but that I should back step into the dark ages and have xp... fuck knows why. now I have lost all ability to draw cocks
(
Badgerfish falling out of the lurk ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:45,
archived )
I'm still on XP.
I use a Wacom. I can draw cocks. ALL THIS CAN BE YOURS.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:58,
archived )
Like everyone's already said, practice!
I hardly use my tablet, and my drawings with it look crap. My drawings without it look crap also.
(
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:57,
archived )
pissed again.....
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:12,
archived )
ewwwwwwwwwwww
hahahahaha
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:13,
archived )
all over
the interior of the car, too! eugh
(
Floz Nietsnezolf doesn't have photoshop ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:14,
archived )
No more lesbian jam; I can't keep it down!
(
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:15,
archived )
oh man, roflmao
that's brilliant, elvis :D
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:15,
archived )
its too many pot noodles that does it
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:15,
archived )
:)
(
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:17,
archived )
selfish bitch!
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:18,
archived )
hahahaha, cant stop watching
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:21,
archived )
Pecking order . . .
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:26,
archived )
haha....greedy bitch
:D
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:30,
archived )
Haha
Swan flavour
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:32,
archived )
Hahaha
You are simply magical :)
(
Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:33,
archived )
:D:D
(
herman:D ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:41,
archived )
Hahaha
These are both great. Nice work chaps.
(
BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:44,
archived )
Hahaha
I love everything about this!
(
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:59,
archived )
Hahaha
that's suitably nasty
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:21,
archived )
Spots on !
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:22,
archived )
Hahaha
You have swiftly shoved up the ranks of wonderful b3tan's
(
Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:35,
archived )
she pissed :D
stella artois:D
(
herman:D ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:40,
archived )
Oh god, she's been at the royal stash of gin again
Nicely animated :)
(
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:59,
archived )
hahahaha
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:05,
archived )
Man you have soooooo blown your chances of a knighthood
(
strongp ,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:36,
archived )
Hahahahaha fucking hell hahahaha
(
Monty Propps ,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:29,
archived )
Ha ha
Silly cow
(
--- --- ,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:44,
archived )
Hahahaha,
bleurghhh!
(
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:48,
archived )
David Cameron preening himself on Sky news
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:52,
archived )
HAHAHA
horny
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:53,
archived )
Nicely done :)
He really is a twat!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:53,
archived )
He may be a twat
but he's very likely to be your next prime minister. Make of that what you will. Me, I think I'll hide in the corner and cry. Not because of Cameron, I just feel like it.
(
boris the spider ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:29,
archived )
and
having had to deal with a whole raft of ministers in my current role, including the fat one eyed Scottish git, and their tendency to change their minds more than they change their underwear, refer everything to 'special advisers' (ie spin doctors) and generally treat us like shit.... I am looking forward to a change
(
Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:38,
archived )
well
it might at least be a new pack of incompetent arseholes with their own arrogances. actually i need to register for a postal vote and then i'll waste it on the monster raving loonies or the lib dems or someone equally ridiculous
(
boris the spider ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:40,
archived )
maybe
but then again, if they are more predictable then that can't do anyone any harm. The current lot have been jockeying for this election since the last one - and the one before that. An ex colleague worked in No.10 in the first year under Bliar and all they were interested in was staying in. Sod the policies. I think it showed.
(
Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:36,
archived )
quality as usual mr toast.
*click* (maybe needs more hoodie-in-the-background flicking him the Vs)
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:55,
archived )
I wanted to keep it subtle,
will link to a YouTube clip just as soon as Youtube gets its arse in gear
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:57,
archived )
fairy muff :)
tbh, it doesn't need anything else to make cameron look like a twat, he does it impeccably himself.
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:59,
archived )
I watched that documentary about him last night.
It says a lot when Peter Mandelson is the most likable person on a show!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:02,
archived )
there were very few people on that documentary
I didn't want to punch.
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:03,
archived )
It said it all when
asked what David Cameron stood for, David Cameron said he himself didn't know. Cunt.
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:06,
archived )
Osbourne made me laugh.
'We're going to cut public sector bureaucracy and waste by spending lots of money setting up an Office of Budget Responsibility' Oh George. You utter TOOL.
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:08,
archived )
Oh man!
Look at us doing politics on puerile digital arts community b3ta.com
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:10,
archived )
Well someone has to
now that BBD'or is hardly here anymore ;)
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:21,
archived )
impossible. Have you met him? He is such an oily cunt
(
Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:41,
archived )
oh gosh, hahahaha
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:00,
archived )
Hahaha yes, subtly done.
(
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:04,
archived )
"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr Murdoch."
I'm beginning to develop a dislike for the twat from marketing who wants to be PM edit: and here's George Osborne prepping for Sky time: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sXeb_gk56U
(
Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:07,
archived )
beginning to??
I've had his number few years now
(
asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:12,
archived )
Scrawl it on some loo stalls, then.
(
flake has nothing against your right leg ,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:53,
archived )
i found this charming lil fella on the windowsill
you can have him in exchange for your horned broadcast personality
(
Floz Nietsnezolf doesn't have photoshop ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:11,
archived )
Santana - Black Magic Woman
has a lot of notes that you can whammy-bar!
(
Floz Nietsnezolf doesn't have photoshop ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:44,
archived )
i thought black sabbath did evil woman
and santana did black magic woman
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:49,
archived )
I thought ELO did Evil Woman
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:50,
archived )
I thought that evil women did ELO.
.
(
RarelyEvil ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:57,
archived )
they do the rubbish one
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:03,
archived )
ELO are not rubbish :(
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:04,
archived )
ah true, it's not rubbish but sabbaths evil woman just plain rocks!
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:06,
archived )
I'm not familiar with it.
I shall 'tube it ASAP.
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:09,
archived )
it's catchy, you'll be singing the chorus for days
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:11,
archived )
ok as soon as this Blur CD finishes,
that I bought today for FIFTY PENCE.
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:14,
archived )
hahaha, that is one band i completely forgot about
oasis rival weren't they? i was a young metal head but still knew what was up, ooo yeah
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:18,
archived )
the whole Oasis/Blur thing was hyped to buggery,
it was pretty much a media invention except for that one time when they both released an album at the same time, if that counts as significant.
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:27,
archived )
i think you're right, personally i always thought they sounded to dissimilar to be rivals
and blur were a bit more wacky and had a laugh in their songs and vids.
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:33,
archived )
Blur were definitely the eccentric intellectuals,
Oasis were populist musical simpletons.
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:41,
archived )
Tch, you kids...
It was the Roll With It / Country House timed release that got it really going... Funny, because they were amongst the worst singles each band put out. /has a massive Blur collectionm that I can't quite bring myself to dispose of.
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:36,
archived )
send them to me, i'd be happy to dispose of them
;)
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:39,
archived )
I have a Britpop archive hiding in a cabinet...
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:44,
archived )
Dibs on the Cast!
(
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:08,
archived )
my Blur collection occasionally grows.
as in the case of this one.
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:41,
archived )
reminds me of Chuck Rock on the Amiga
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:45,
archived )
:D
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:54,
archived )
you're right...
i've had a bit much to smoke today i think my creativity is broken?
(
Floz Nietsnezolf doesn't have photoshop ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:50,
archived )
I thought micto had her . . .
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:52,
archived )
I bet that sentence is on auto complete
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:09,
archived )
Oh well, may as well join the pedants
Black Magic Woman is a Fleetwood Mac song. Although Santana did a cover.
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:05,
archived )
Proof
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:24,
archived )
Blackbat. Coniston Water, Cumbria
Picture:Moments before Batman's water speed record attempt tragically came to an abrupt end, taking the Caped Crusader's life and secret identity with it. Only his Bat Gloves and Bat Shoes were recovered.
(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:42,
archived )
thats bat-tastic
woo
(
FIEND ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:44,
archived )
what about his teddy? was that recovered?
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:44,
archived )
yes, I can confirm it was.
Though the question of where he gets his toys will remain a mystery.
(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:48,
archived )
thank you holly would, that's a huge weight off my mind.
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:50,
archived )
I shutter at the speed of the camera that took that !
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:46,
archived )
*clcik*
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:01,
archived )
Cheers, Sir!
Did you know that you responded to my first ever* post?*second after I deleted the first balls up.
(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:04,
archived )
this is
rather good
(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:14,
archived )
Bat the ripper
(
FIEND ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:42,
archived )
Apologies
for posting at the same time. ;)
(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:44,
archived )
R I P
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:45,
archived )
kinda reminds me of this
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:47,
archived )
*cough*
(
mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:40,
archived )
down boy
(
b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:29,
archived )
Why is his dog staring longingly at his crotch?
:P
(
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:36,
archived )
I think it's smothered in pedigree chum
or pal (do they still make pal?)
(
b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:38,
archived )
*insert NTSC jape here*
(
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:11,
archived )
For everyone else who had a nerdgasm over today's trailer...
(
Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:13,
archived )
click
(
Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:16,
archived )
haha,
well, fuck!
(
MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789 ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:16,
archived )
CUMING SOON
shirley
(
b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:16,
archived )
hahaha
superb.
(
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:16,
archived )
woo!
that's good! but needs more fat-hairy-small-cock-nudity.
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:17,
archived )
^
seconded
(
b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:30,
archived )
I envy the man who can proclaim Ron Jeremy..
..to have a small cock.
(
RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder ,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:33,
archived )
done a bit good that is
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:19,
archived )
hahahaha
amazing :D
(
FIEND ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:19,
archived )
Ha ha
Brill : )
(
--- --- ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:12,
archived )
Hahahaha,
fuck me that's good!
(
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:52,
archived )
muhahaha
(
AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:25,
archived )
Hahahaha =)
(
Frogbeat ,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:15,
archived )
Office snorts!
(
Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick! ,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:17,
archived )
Shouldn't that be
"cumming soon"? ;)
(
golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt ,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:34,
archived )
No, because it's still spelled "come"
whether it means "arrive" or "orgasm". Only morons and Americans spell it "cum".
(
flake has nothing against your right leg ,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:06,
archived )
but...
...Ron Jeremey is American... and it's an American film... made in America... by American people... who speak American English.... and stuff. Ok, my mistake. Guess I've just never analysed the spelling of "come", mainly because afterwards I just kinda lose interest and have a little snooze ;-)
(
golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt ,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:48,
archived )
they have a habit of disolving in rain though
(
camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:08,
archived )
hard 'candy' eh?
haha!
(
McBadger COW ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:12,
archived )
weeeeey!!
(
McBadger COW ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:55,
archived )
hahaha, look at the little fella go
whoo hoo!
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:59,
archived )
Boingy Boingy!
(
Two Hats 🎩🎩 ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:59,
archived )
:D
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:01,
archived )
Tramp tramp tramp . . . O . . . line !
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:03,
archived )
hahahaha! Bouncing bacon!
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:05,
archived )
tramampoline!
I love that! :D Also: sorry to TJ, but: Anyone know how I can bend some text using GIMP so it wraps round a bottle? (Does that make sense?)
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:07,
archived )
any good?
(
McBadger COW ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:09,
archived )
awww, bless ya,
but that's not what I meant. I need to bend the text away from me into the page around the neck of a bottle, iyswim
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:13,
archived )
or, filters, Map, Map to Cylinder
You need to have the full circumference though. Map it to the cylinder. Make sure your image is square.
(
jflinden wifflewaffle ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:58,
archived )
that looks like it's worth a try too.
molto grazie for doing the screenshots too. Zoidberg woo!
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:13,
archived )
"filters"
"distorts" "curve bend"
(
CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:16,
archived )
ooh, I'll try that!
and hope it doesn't involve me calling my computer a shitcunt muchas gracias :)
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:27,
archived )
yeah right
pigs might fly *swine flu*
(
b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:15,
archived )
Bounce you little concrete bastard!
(
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:29,
archived )
ah ye, lazy animatings on my part! :D
(
McBadger COW ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:31,
archived )
I was only commenting on the colour of the little fella
I'm certainly not in a position to be criticising anyone else's animations, mine are the pinnacle of laziness :)
(
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:34,
archived )
Pigs are the same as lobsters
they only go pink once cooked
(
b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:39,
archived )
This one is pink to start with
(
jflinden wifflewaffle ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:09,
archived )
:D
(
McBadger COW ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:42,
archived )
so many parts.
(
sooperdave ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:30,
archived )
you got it
(
jflinden wifflewaffle ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:33,
archived )
That is one complicated optimizing technique.
(
Grampa ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:33,
archived )
Are you talking about how well the gif part matches the jpeg part?
(some might argue that it doesn't when they know what to look for)
(
jflinden wifflewaffle ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:43,
archived )
space is a fun place.
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:38,
archived )
I'm rather confused. I just did a google search for "corset" for some costume design, and got to page 7 before boobs.
Safe search wasn't even on.
(
Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:42,
archived )
I suppose most corsets cover up boobs.
(
zoldergoose ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:59,
archived )
I see what you mean.
For this image... ...I was looking for some pictures of women with a similar skin tone to the picture of Stalin so I googled 'indian women' (no safesearch) and so many images scored boobs (guess what else it scored on). I had to turn safesearch on to get some results that were usable.
(
jflinden wifflewaffle ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:02,
archived )
*fires up teh goggles*
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:28,
archived )
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:55,
archived )
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:01,
archived )
YES!
exactly where he belongs!
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:03,
archived )
arf!
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:08,
archived )
nnnnggghhhhh
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:10,
archived )
hahaha!
(
- D - SharkTrousers ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:14,
archived )
Well done, but slightly disappointed as I was expecting Zoids.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:34,
archived )
FIRST POST BE KIND
(
annimal ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:26,
archived )
you spelt rolf wrong
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:29,
archived )
Impressive lurkage there.
However, your toap needs much work.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:30,
archived )
less than 1 post
PER YEAR
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:32,
archived )
heh
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:35,
archived )
LMAO surely?
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:39,
archived )
Racist!
Pffft.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:50,
archived )
:)
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:39,
archived )
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh SPIT !
(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:42,
archived )
heh heh...............now get polishing 'em:D
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:47,
archived )
ROFLNNNNNGH
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:40,
archived )
*is kind*
hello!
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:55,
archived )
your lurk powers are excellent
TJ, I got this when doing a friend thing... You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ')' at line 1 Warning: mysql_fetch_assoc(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /var/www/b3ta.com/core/db_mysql.php on line 31 Anyone know why?
(
Bobod Perpetually following through ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:05,
archived )
Is it because your
computer is of the fucked up?
(
b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:31,
archived )
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:02,
archived )
no no no no no
I cannot unsee that now!
(
camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:03,
archived )
oh shiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:08,
archived )
Did you take your time finding the source image?
(
Grampa ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:03,
archived )
Kinda looks like elephant skin.
(
Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:04,
archived )
Joseph Merrick's scrotum
(
spesh. ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:16,
archived )
or are we looking at yours?
(
camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:04,
archived )
This is mine:
(
Grampa ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:05,
archived )
fuck!!!!!!!!!!
:)
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:06,
archived )
Hahaha :D
(
herman:D ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:08,
archived )
lol
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:08,
archived )
would bounce on him
not touching the sack tho *fears*
(
camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:17,
archived )
haha!
(
monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:18,
archived )
Ballbreaker!
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:26,
archived )
I tireless scoured your website :)
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:05,
archived )
Finally, years of photographing boats pays off.
(
Grampa ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:06,
archived )
Hahaha
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:08,
archived )
What? WHAT?
(
Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:03,
archived )
that's got to be a woolly jumper
...please?
(
spacefish bong! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:04,
archived )
Knit one, teabag one
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:05,
archived )
:D:D....that's "suffering for art" right there
(
Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:05,
archived )
Haha!
Those are some hardcore barnacles. Would not like to scrape that clean.
(
Double A Mud the fur cuss ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:08,
archived )
:D
(
herman:D ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:08,
archived )
BALLS.
edit: you could also inject a saline joke if you like. google for pics. trust me.
(
postbear has metal knees ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:09,
archived )
ballllllllsssssssss
(
Shada ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:09,
archived )
Oh god what
(
0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:11,
archived )
Give it a stroke it becomes a liner
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:14,
archived )
RAZOR!!!! RIGHT AHEAD!!!!!!
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:16,
archived )
Does the hull size shrink
in colder waters?
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:18,
archived )
Natural seam is natural.
*bokes*
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:19,
archived )
"The Loooove Booooat..."
♫Exciting and new.... Come aboard...♪
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:22,
archived )
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:25,
archived )
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:32,
archived )
Perfect!
(
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:36,
archived )
eurgh!
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:35,
archived )
I'd hate to see the poop deck
:S
(
Rico ,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:25,
archived )
Hide
Hide post If you want to unhide this post later, click the "update profile" link in the top navigation bar, and scroll down to the bottom.
Ignore
Shush them a week You will be blisfully unaware of this user for just one week
Mute user You will not see this users messages again
Block user You will not see them and they will not see you
« Older messages | Newer messages »