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# Nom

Yeah yeah, prolly bindun, font matching is crap etc.
Just had to get it out of my head :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)
# hahah yum
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
# That's a charming bit of chocolate.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# that looks like Piccalilli!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhahhahhhahhhahhahh
 
well now I like this just way too much
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# hahahahaha!
*clix*

(I won't reply with one of my own confectionery pix, cos some sensitive flute in Australia always starts shrieking NSFW! about it)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:05, archived)
# ONE TIME, MAN
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:45, archived)
# din bun?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:09, archived)
#

(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)
# ...or you'll find it i your slipper tomorrow morning
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
 
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:11, archived)
# ahhhahhah
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
# No
I mean yes
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
# ohyeah
i mean whatever, anyhoo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:16, archived)
# or
is it deleteworthy?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# noooooo!
just don't do it again.

This has to be my favourite one of these though, made by someone on here I believe.

nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/iwantyou.jpg
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:28, archived)
# class.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# nites!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:55, archived)
# CHUCKLES AHOY!!!!!!!
:D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Nice Duck !
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:59, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:00, archived)
# To me
To you
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Hello!
*waves*

relurks
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 0:46, archived)
# headshot +10
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Who needs nightvision
when you've got ChuckleVision :D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:05, archived)
# see my profile
lose your vision
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
:(
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# BOOM HEADSHOT
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Is that from Bad Company 2?
"to me, to respawn"
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Should have taken longer on it...
but me porridge is getting cold



(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Hehe
although I think that 3-coiler is copyright Lord Kronos :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# If I could do a turd that geometrically perfect
I'd never flush the loo again.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:43, archived)
# heh heh
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# haha.......don't mock it man...................it's a beauty
:)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)
# "Turn around...
Look at what you see..."
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:34, archived)
# haha - "A probing insightful Film" - Johnathan Ross ****
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha, clever!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# lolololol!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# hahahaha

(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)
# The end is near . . .
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:49, archived)
# TJ
Just back from "Tim Burton's: Alice in Wonderland"

My opinion is that it's infuriatingly shit.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:54, archived)
# why so?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Alice is without personality, the plot is basically Lord of the rings with added stupid
Johnny Depp recycles his Willy Wonka persona and the whole thing ends on a massive Deus Ex Machina.

I have a headache from hating it so much.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:01, archived)
# you forgot to mention the dancing.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# It's all style and very little substance, isn't it
and the style wasn't all that great either :(
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:59, archived)
# It didn't help that I'd just watched Stardust on dvd
Y'know, a fantasy film with characters who have depth, things which happen to them that are UNEXPECTED, not just plodding along some predestined plotline that's been stated repeatedly since the beginning.

ARRRRGH! Rage Blog!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# yeah...saw a clip........looks/sounds plastic
:
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:00, archived)
# hmm, plastic clip...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:04, archived)
# Someone said
it's Tim Burton doing a Disney movie, not Disney doing a Tim Burton movie. I haven't seen it yet.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)
# I went along with it
until the dancing...

the fucking dancing... :(

Arrrrgh
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Oh fucking Joy, Depp is doing something silly to a hip-hop beat!
I demand that you shoot me now!
/daffy duck
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# If Depp had been shot by Alice at that precise moment
I feel I would've enjoyed the film a lot more.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# All his big budget ones have
erred on the side of infuriatingly shit. And he should never use CGI when he can do stopmotion so well.

(Though to be fair, most directors go shit when they have such a big budget that money men are looking over their shoulder all the time)

I was watching his short films the other day. This is lovely:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB8erXpwoDk
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Hahahhaha
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)
# heheh :D nicely

(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)
# no doubt been done a jillio times
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
# hahahaha, nice one
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
# They're the wrong trousers!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Even daddy's toys have toys!
Come on mister bubbles!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:30, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# :))
Drill Pedo?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)
# We wee . . .
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# tablet


i just got a tablet and this is the best thing i can draw on it

am i missing something this just seems really inacurate to use and hard to control and i dunno what is going on
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Bad Job Microwave!
All new Graphic Tablets images must start with a CDC! ;¬)



BTW which Graphics Tablet did you buy?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)
# is that done on photoshop or flash?
im used to your pixel paint pics, back to pixely pics i say!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
# HAha
all you're missing is some practice. It's always weird at first.
Use the stylus/tablet for everything for a week, not just for drawing. You'll struggle for a few days but by the end of the week you'll be a convert. SRSLY.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
#
i cant possibly imagine using this for a week but okay if you say so

i got a bamboo like you recommended
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
#
wait how the fuck am i supposed to scroll through webpages with the tablet
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:32, archived)
# hold down the lower button and hover over the pad.
mofaha's absolutely right, just force yourself to use it for a few days and you'll find it incredibly natural. When I got mine I hated it, now I only use my mouse for games.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:34, archived)
#
oh i figured out how

man, this is hard.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Cool choice
But Graphics Tablets are like using the Pen Tool in Photoshop - at first it seems like hard work, but after a while it proves to be far better.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
#
photoshop has a pen tool??
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
I wore mine out.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)
# I know, it feels awkward.
I promise you though, if you persevere it will end up feeling far more natural than a mouse or touchpad. You already know all the mechanics of drawing, what needs to happen is that you unlearn the mousing habits that have become ingrained.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# this sounds like i'm being sarky but it's a serious question
what if i suck at drawing? is it worth my while getting a tablet to help me improve without burning through tons of paper and pencils?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)
# being sucky at drawing didnt stop me getting a tablet
i wouldnt get an expensive one though
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:44, archived)
# oh come on
i've seen your stuff, you're way better than me. unless that was learning to draw while you *had* a tablet? hmmmmm....

yeah i wasn't thinking of anything pricey, i couldn't justify it, but i've been tempted to try one for ages now.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:48, archived)
# bamboo costs about £80 if you look around for it.
It depends what you use it with really, its not going to make you an artistic genius if you're not, but it does enable you to more closely represent how you draw with pencils on the pc. Especially if you use illustrator.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:54, archived)
# That's what I'm looking for really
an easier way to practice drawing without filling my room with crud (well, crap pictures) and wasting tons of pencils. I've got no illusions that it's going to make me any better than I am :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:58, archived)
# How big?
I bought a crappy bamboo for under fifty quid. It is tiny but give you a feel for it. I don't really use mine much after a bit of playing around with it, but I recommend giving it a go. Input devices are about choice and the worst I've used is a mouse, which everyone else uses. Try something else and see if it fits.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)
# I mean I was thinking the same as you when I got my tablet
but in the end I just went fuck it it's only £80 and got it
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Ah, see what you mean
I'm extremely tempted actually
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:58, archived)
# That's an good question.
I reckon if it encourages you to draw more then you'll probably improve. Plus of course you've got the magic of Undo to help :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:56, archived)
# The real world needs more Undo :)
There are so many times recently it could have come in useful...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:59, archived)
# meh
I did that then the IT director decided for me that windows 7 was not an option but that I should back step into the dark ages and have xp... fuck knows why. now I have lost all ability to draw cocks
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:45, archived)
# I'm still on XP.
I use a Wacom.
I can draw cocks.
ALL THIS CAN BE YOURS.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Like everyone's already said, practice!
I hardly use my tablet, and my drawings with it look crap.
My drawings without it look crap also.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:57, archived)
# pissed again.....

(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
# ewwwwwwwwwwww
hahahahaha
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# all over
the interior of the car, too! eugh
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)
# No more lesbian jam; I can't keep it down!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# oh man, roflmao
that's brilliant, elvis :D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# its too many pot noodles that does it

(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)
# selfish bitch!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# hahahaha, cant stop watching
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Pecking order . . .
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
# haha....greedy bitch
:D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Haha
Swan flavour
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Hahaha
You are simply magical :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# :D:D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha
These are both great. Nice work chaps.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Hahaha
I love everything about this!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Hahaha
that's suitably nasty
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Spots on !
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Hahaha
You have swiftly shoved up the ranks of wonderful b3tan's
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# she pissed :D
stella artois:D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Oh god, she's been at the royal stash of gin again
Nicely animated :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:05, archived)
#
Man you have soooooo blown your chances of a knighthood
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha fucking hell hahahaha
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Ha ha
Silly cow
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Hahahaha,
bleurghhh!
(, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)
# David Cameron preening himself on Sky news
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# HAHAHA
horny
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Nicely done :)
He really is a twat!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
# He may be a twat
but he's very likely to be your next prime minister.

Make of that what you will. Me, I think I'll hide in the corner and cry. Not because of Cameron, I just feel like it.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# and
having had to deal with a whole raft of ministers in my current role, including the fat one eyed Scottish git, and their tendency to change their minds more than they change their underwear, refer everything to 'special advisers' (ie spin doctors) and generally treat us like shit....

I am looking forward to a change
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)
# well
it might at least be a new pack of incompetent arseholes with their own arrogances.

actually i need to register for a postal vote and then i'll waste it on the monster raving loonies or the lib dems or someone equally ridiculous
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# maybe
but then again, if they are more predictable then that can't do anyone any harm. The current lot have been jockeying for this election since the last one - and the one before that. An ex colleague worked in No.10 in the first year under Bliar and all they were interested in was staying in. Sod the policies. I think it showed.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# quality as usual mr toast.
*click*

(maybe needs more hoodie-in-the-background flicking him the Vs)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)
# I wanted to keep it subtle,
will link to a YouTube clip just as soon as Youtube gets its arse in gear
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)
# fairy muff :)
tbh, it doesn't need anything else to make cameron look like a twat, he does it impeccably himself.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# I watched that documentary about him last night.
It says a lot when Peter Mandelson is the most likable person on a show!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# there were very few people on that documentary
I didn't want to punch.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# It said it all when
asked what David Cameron stood for, David Cameron said he himself didn't know. Cunt.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Osbourne made me laugh.
'We're going to cut public sector bureaucracy and waste by spending lots of money setting up an Office of Budget Responsibility'

Oh George. You utter TOOL.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Oh man!
Look at us doing politics on puerile digital arts community b3ta.com
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Well someone has to
now that BBD'or is hardly here anymore ;)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)
#
impossible. Have you met him? He is such an oily cunt
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
# oh gosh, hahahaha
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Hahaha yes, subtly done.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr Murdoch."
I'm beginning to develop a dislike for the twat from marketing who wants to be PM

edit: and here's George Osborne prepping for Sky time: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sXeb_gk56U
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
# beginning to??
I've had his number few years now
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
#
Scrawl it on some loo stalls, then.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:53, archived)
# i found this charming lil fella on the windowsill

you can have him in exchange for your horned broadcast personality
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Santana - Black Magic Woman

has a lot of notes that you can whammy-bar!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# i thought black sabbath did evil woman
and santana did black magic woman
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# I thought ELO did Evil Woman
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)
# I thought that evil women did ELO.
.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:57, archived)
# they do the rubbish one
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
# ELO are not rubbish :(
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# ah true, it's not rubbish but sabbaths evil woman just plain rocks!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)
# I'm not familiar with it.
I shall 'tube it ASAP.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# it's catchy, you'll be singing the chorus for days
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
# ok as soon as this Blur CD finishes,
that I bought today for FIFTY PENCE.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha, that is one band i completely forgot about
oasis rival weren't they? i was a young metal head but still knew what was up, ooo yeah
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# the whole Oasis/Blur thing was hyped to buggery,
it was pretty much a media invention except for that one time when they both released an album at the same time, if that counts as significant.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
# i think you're right, personally i always thought they sounded to dissimilar to be rivals
and blur were a bit more wacky and had a laugh in their songs and vids.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Blur were definitely the eccentric intellectuals,
Oasis were populist musical simpletons.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Tch, you kids...
It was the Roll With It / Country House timed release that got it really going...
Funny, because they were amongst the worst singles each band put out.

/has a massive Blur collectionm that I can't quite bring myself to dispose of.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# send them to me, i'd be happy to dispose of them
;)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# I have a Britpop archive hiding in a cabinet...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Dibs on the Cast!
 
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
# my Blur collection occasionally grows.
as in the case of this one.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
# reminds me of Chuck Rock on the Amiga
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:45, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:54, archived)
# you're right...
i've had a bit much to smoke today


i think my creativity is broken?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)
# I thought micto had her . . .
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# I bet that sentence is on auto complete
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Oh well, may as well join the pedants
Black Magic Woman is a Fleetwood Mac song.
Although Santana did a cover.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Proof
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Blackbat. Coniston Water, Cumbria

Picture:Moments before Batman's water speed record
attempt tragically came to an abrupt end, taking
the Caped Crusader's life and secret identity with it.
Only his Bat Gloves and Bat Shoes were recovered.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# thats bat-tastic
woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# what about his teddy? was that recovered?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# yes, I can confirm it was.
Though the question of where he gets his toys will remain a mystery.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:48, archived)
# thank you holly would, that's a huge weight off my mind.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)
# I shutter at the speed of the camera that took that !
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# *clcik*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Cheers, Sir!
Did you know that you responded to my first ever* post?


*second after I deleted the first balls up.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# this is
rather good
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Bat the ripper
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Apologies
for posting at the same time. ;)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# R I P
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:45, archived)
# kinda reminds me of this
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)
# *cough*
www.b3ta.com/board/9945595

(yours is bettererer)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 22:40, archived)
# down boy
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Why is his dog staring longingly at his crotch?
:P
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:36, archived)
# I think it's smothered in pedigree chum
or pal (do they still make pal?)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:38, archived)
# *insert NTSC jape here*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)
# For everyone else who had a nerdgasm over today's trailer...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:13, archived)
# click
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:16, archived)
# haha,
well, fuck!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:16, archived)
# CUMING SOON
shirley
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:16, archived)
# hahaha
superb.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:16, archived)
# woo!
that's good!

but needs more fat-hairy-small-cock-nudity.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:17, archived)
# ^
seconded
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)
# I envy the man who can proclaim Ron Jeremy..
..to have a small cock.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)
# done a bit good that is
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:19, archived)
# hahahaha
amazing :D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Ha ha
Brill : )
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Hahahaha,
fuck me that's good!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 2:52, archived)
# muhahaha
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 3:25, archived)
# Hahahaha =)

(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Office snorts!


(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Shouldn't that be
"cumming soon"? ;)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
# No, because it's still spelled "come"
whether it means "arrive" or "orgasm".

Only morons and Americans spell it "cum".
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)
# but...
...Ron Jeremey is American... and it's an American film... made in America... by American people... who speak American English.... and stuff.

Ok, my mistake. Guess I've just never analysed the spelling of "come", mainly because afterwards I just kinda lose interest and have a little snooze ;-)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# they have a habit of disolving in rain though
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:08, archived)
# hard 'candy' eh?
haha!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:12, archived)
# weeeeey!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)
# hahaha, look at the little fella go
whoo hoo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Boingy Boingy!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:59, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Tramp tramp tramp . . . O . . . line !
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:03, archived)
# hahahaha! Bouncing bacon!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:05, archived)
# tramampoline!
I love that! :D

Also: sorry to TJ, but:

Anyone know how I can bend some text using GIMP so it wraps round a bottle? (Does that make sense?)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:07, archived)
# any good?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:09, archived)
# awww, bless ya,
but that's not what I meant. I need to bend the text away from me into the page around the neck of a bottle, iyswim
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:13, archived)
# or, filters, Map, Map to Cylinder
You need to have the full circumference though. Map it to the cylinder.

Make sure your image is square.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# that looks like it's worth a try too.
molto grazie for doing the screenshots too.

Zoidberg woo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# "filters"
"distorts"
"curve bend"
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:16, archived)
# ooh, I'll try that!
and hope it doesn't involve me calling my computer a shitcunt

muchas gracias :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:27, archived)
# yeah right
pigs might fly

*swine flu*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Bounce you little concrete bastard!
 
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)
# ah ye, lazy animatings on my part! :D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:31, archived)
# I was only commenting on the colour of the little fella
I'm certainly not in a position to be criticising anyone else's animations, mine are the pinnacle of laziness :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Pigs are the same as lobsters
they only go pink once cooked
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# This one is pink to start with

(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] SuperZoid risks all, flying to the rescue.
Hope he doesn't burn up on re-entry (as the actress said to the bishop)


Such a large image to animate ;-o
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:28, archived)
# so many parts.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)
# you got it
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:33, archived)
# That is one complicated optimizing technique.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Are you talking about how well the gif part matches the jpeg part?
(some might argue that it doesn't when they know what to look for)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:43, archived)
# space is a fun place.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:38, archived)
# I'm rather confused. I just did a google search for "corset" for some costume design, and got to page 7 before boobs.
Safe search wasn't even on.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:42, archived)
# I suppose most corsets cover up boobs.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:59, archived)
# I see what you mean.
For this image...

...I was looking for some pictures of women with a similar skin tone to the picture of Stalin so I googled 'indian women' (no safesearch) and so many images scored boobs (guess what else it scored on). I had to turn safesearch on to get some results that were usable.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:02, archived)
# *fires up teh goggles*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)
#

(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:01, archived)
# YES!
exactly where he belongs!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:03, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:08, archived)
# nnnnggghhhhh
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Well done, but slightly disappointed as I was expecting Zoids.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
# FIRST POST BE KIND
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)
# you spelt rolf wrong
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Impressive lurkage there.
However, your toap needs much work.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)
# less than 1 post
PER YEAR
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:32, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:35, archived)
# LMAO surely?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Racist!
Pffft.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooooooooh SPIT !
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:42, archived)
# heh heh...............now get polishing 'em:D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:47, archived)
# ROFLNNNNNGH
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:40, archived)
# *is kind*
hello!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)
# your lurk powers are excellent
TJ, I got this when doing a friend thing...

You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ')' at line 1

Warning: mysql_fetch_assoc(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /var/www/b3ta.com/core/db_mysql.php on line 31

Anyone know why?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Is it because your
computer is of the fucked up?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 20:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:02, archived)
# no no no no no
I cannot unsee that now!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)
# oh shiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Did you take your time finding the source image?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Kinda looks like elephant skin.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Joseph Merrick's scrotum
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:16, archived)
# or are we looking at yours?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:04, archived)
# This is mine:
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:05, archived)
# fuck!!!!!!!!!!
:)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:08, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:08, archived)
# would bounce on him
not touching the sack tho

*fears*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:17, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Ballbreaker!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:26, archived)
# I tireless scoured your website :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Finally, years of photographing boats pays off.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:08, archived)
# What? WHAT?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)
# that's got to be a woolly jumper
...please?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Knit one, teabag one
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:05, archived)
# :D:D....that's "suffering for art" right there
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Haha!
Those are some hardcore barnacles. Would not like to scrape that clean.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:08, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:08, archived)
# BALLS.
edit: you could also inject a saline joke if you like. google for pics. trust me.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:09, archived)
# ballllllllsssssssss
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Oh god what
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Give it a stroke it becomes a liner
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:14, archived)
# RAZOR!!!! RIGHT AHEAD!!!!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Does the hull size shrink
in colder waters?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Natural seam is natural.
*bokes*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:19, archived)
# "The Loooove Booooat..."
♫Exciting and new.... Come aboard...♪
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:25, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Perfect!
 
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:36, archived)
# eurgh!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 19:35, archived)
# I'd hate to see the poop deck
:S
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)

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