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Lets see how many people I manage to offend with this

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)

The Irish are terrists lol

CF other classics, like "We don't know what's going on under that turban" and "I'm just saying that genetically we're different, that's all."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)

I never said whats going on under that turban

but now you mention it ...

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)

YOU UTTER CUNT

THAT'S HOW MY UNCLE DIED

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)

Yeah

Your uncle was just a big pussy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)

he was hung upside-down from a tree for 'obscene canine-related' offences

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:09, archived)

Fucking obscene canines.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)

Keith Lard?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)

haha

something like that.

I love the disclaimer at the end of that episode: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Lard#Controversy

edit: hahaha fuck: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/1145897.stm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)

Shit, the meow meow has kicked in.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)

it's tokyo so it would be hello miow miow

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)

It's tokyo so that sort of stuff is actually real, there's no need to hallucinate it

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zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)

>^_^<

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)

Overly Large Nipponese Feline?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:09, archived)

As a giant black cat

I find this offensive

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)

Bwahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)

*writes letter to daily mail whilst playing with massive ball of string*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)

Get that huge pussy off my screen!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)

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zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)

Awwwwww!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)

Silly kitty.

He's going to get wet paws. Wet paws don't make for happy kittiness.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)

Which tube station is that?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)

Looks like Canary Wharf to me

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zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)

Canary Wharf it is

He's looking for the promised canaries but hasn't seen any yet.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)

Canada Waters? Jubilee line, probably, or docklands, or something.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:17, archived)

Cats can look Chinese when you hold their ears back.

So that makes this picture offensive to oriental people.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)

Be wary of using pictures of beavers, also, as this can remind Chinese people of Mickey Rooney's performance in Breakfast at Tiffanys.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)

that's put the cat among the pinyins

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)

*groan*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)

It wasn't that it was offensive, more that it was just shit.

This is much better, though. See, B3ta nice.

EDIT: CUNT YOU

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)

edit it and call me a cunt

just won't seem right without a cunt post

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:30, archived)

Carl touched me as he made this

Click for bigger (186 kb)

(the late review taught Will Self English, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)

My girlfriend just came up to me and said "Take off my shirt"

So I took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now my tights, bra, and panties." I took them off.
Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."

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zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)

*slaps bald head*

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)

*slaps*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)

*b'dum tsch*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)

get out now

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)

she only said it cos you look better in them

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)

A classic.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)

Oh man, I didn't even see that coming

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)

this why I love my wife

She doesn't mind ;)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)

haha

www.youtube.com/watch?v=flgBTeuFVJQ (NSFW ish)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)

NORKLOLS!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)

Excellent.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)

This is wrong. Wrong!

Ernie drove the FASTEST milkcart in the west.
nicely done and clickyclick!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)

I work with his great-niece

she loves BH impressions

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)

Oh wow!

He was a national treasure and it's one of life's great tragedies that his work was so unfashionable when he passed :(

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)

There's a bomb on a bus

and it'll go off if Benny and the nurses drop below 50 mph.

(Raki, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 7:13, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)

I want to take it just because of its name

yet have a fear that I'll end up being sick on the carpet and licking my own anus

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)

and don't forget the furballs

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)

Haha, nice.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)

it's plant Fertilizer

I'll stick to my weeds ta..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)

Was offered some the other weekend

I was vaguely tempted, but then some proper madman showed up

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)

It's fairly tame, to be honest.

Kinda stings* the nose ... I recommend dissolving it in something sweet and doing it as a shot.

*Burns like fuck

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)

I don't know what this Meow Meow is, but you convinced me.

Where can I send you my credit card details?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)

Gaz me

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)

it's a plant food

not like drugs used to be in my day

/old codger blog

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)

yea good old horse tranquilizers

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)

what ever happened to acid?

*fractal moment*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)

I use to love me some acid.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)

how I loved thee Lysergic acid diethylamide

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)

I'M TALKING LUNCH, PEOPLE!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)

After some quick wikipediaing I know know that it is mephedrone (not meTHedrone or methAdone).

Looks a bit like an amphetamine, structurally, in that it is a phenylamine. Effects sound like E.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)

this made me lol

clicky

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)

In the words of Bill Hicks

"Good! We lost another moron!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)

Hahaha, comments

"This is awful and so obviously true because the cops based their facts on online forums. There's no surer way of establishing facts, ask any police officer. Anyway, when I took mephedrone my entire right leg turned inside-out for six hours. It only went back because I poured milk over it, continuously, through a funnel."

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)

What a lovely way to spend a sunny afternoon.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)

hahahaha

good god.. Chris Morris, where are you when we need you?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)

"Its chemical formula is one molecule different to ecstasy"

SCIENCEFAIL

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)

Patheticitude

should be added to the OED right NOW. If if isn't there already of course.
is this real or did Chris Morris strike again?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)

it's called Methadrone, basically plant fertilizer which can be bought anywhere

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)

I just clicked your link

I never heard it called "meow meow" before. Not that I mix in those circles but I have heard of the other names used from time to time. Is life that awful for some that they would ingest plant fertilizer to get a quick escape from it?
OK for some people it probably is but I don't talk politics on the interwebs anymore.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)

I've just googled it and of the four results I'm two of them.

It should be a real word. If it's not, then I just made it up.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)

Then we should adopt it as an official b3ta word.

Then it will be a perfectly cromulent word to be used whenever appropriate.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)

Not to mention its not inconsiderable discourse in elucidating the vernacular.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)

Drugs are for mugs.

Dinners are for winners.

That is all.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)

Bill Hicks can help you too

"If you're against drugs, then take all of your favourite albums, and all of your favourite songs, and burn them, because you know what? Every single person on those records? REAL fuckin high on drugs."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)

I was a right mug back in the day.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)

^ this.

Utterly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)

What about Frank Zappa?

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)

He's crap, so don't bother.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)

I think drug dealers are deliberately coming up with silly names

for new drugs because they know the authorities will have to report them using those names. Im thinking of inventing a drug called Tittywank, imagine the headlines.

Anyway speaking of headlines I think I have discovered the most absolutely perfect Daily Express headline ever, like someone took the essence of the Mail and the Express and distilled it into one perfect sentence.
www.express.co.uk/ourpaper/view/2010-03-16

Not shopped, sadly

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)

I still have yet to see a headline to beat The Sun's

"ASYLUM SEEKERS EATING THE QUEEN'S SWANS".

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)

Two young guys also died doing war

Lets ban war then let everyone take all the drugs they want. Bet you there'd be less death.

(Bommer remembered to log in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)

Yes I'm not necessarily sure that's a good thing

Besides - tanks are fucking cool.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)

DON'T HAVE LEGAL FUN

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)

i mean, it's not as if is clarky kat

or cake.

they are dangerous drugs.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)

Its good stuff

I have dabbled with Meow Meow is pretty good stuff. Like your disco biscuits only not as rushy, more chilled and loved up than anything else.

(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)

Or is that just me.....

edit: I am no way impuning the good name of Stouts around the world, but by heavens Guinness plays havoc with my tummy/bum. So lets all be careful.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:43, archived)

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)

Hahahaha

That reminds me, I must go and buy lots of guinness
EDIT: Isn't that how marmite is made?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)

ewwwwwww

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)

See?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)

Ahah. Yum!

I just had six crumpets with Marmite on :). I am happy now.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)

Yes,it looks like they are using a different method of production for the new extra strong version.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)

They must make a super-strength guinness.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)

science fact

the myth that guiness gives you iron is wrong.

you'd have to drink 42 pints a day to get any decent amount of iron.

end of science fact.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)

Extra strong?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)

Yup, it'll put hairs on your chest.*

www.independent.ie/and-finally/extra-strength-marmite-unveiled-2083836.html

*Hope my missus doesn't have any.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)

oh MY!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)

its not just you

that stuff does wrong things to your insides. 'Good for you', my arse.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)

hey theres a shitload (no pun) of iron in there!

(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)

There's a lot of iron in a knife. I wouldn't want to stick it in my guts, though.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)

well thats silly

iron in ion form is different to iron in solid form, it wont hurt you like a knife! Dear god dont they teach kids anything these days :)

(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)

Heh. It was a sort of metaphor. I do know the difference between matter in different bonding states...

Spinach, for example, is a good source of iron, but not because it has any more than other vegetables, but because it is in a form that is easily taken up by the gut.

edit : seems like I was wrong, iron in vegetables and grain is 'non-haem' (as in, not bound to a haem group like in haemoglobin) so is not taken up easily. Further, oxalates in spinach make it less available. Well, whatever.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)

i think most of that iron

falls out of your arse the morning after

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9965030

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)

yes indeed

www.b3ta.com/questions/vomit2/post612590

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)

o_0

A salutary tale, and no mistake.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)

O_O'

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)

Although I would never doubt science...

this has yet to happen to me.

Also: Arf ;)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)

i've had some very dark shits on guiness

like an irish priest's sock

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)

You can't drink a pint of bovril!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)

ha ha suddenly it's Boy George there on the Left!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)

Needs animation of finger poking Leia

and hahahaha btw! :D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)

no, it's not just you

Guinness also gave me massive rectal bleeding :(

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)

Alec?

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)

HAHA!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)

Never drink more than five pints of Guinness on an empty stomach .

This is what happens if you do. However, if you drink loads of Guinness after a good feed you'll end up constipated for a two days.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)

I can vouch for the never on an empty tummy thing

The inspiration for this came from such an event.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)

its never given me the shits on the night ive drunk it, only the moring after.

Pear cider on the other hand. Fuck. That was the worst wedding I ever went to.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)

Pear Cider smells like cheap carboot sale perfume

fact.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)

only that kopperburg shit from sweden

The rough farmhouse stuff smells and tastes fine but its poison.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)

fruit of the womb

(Zoidaroid, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)

Oh Christ

*bokes*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)

O_O

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)

NSFW you cock.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)

What sort of porn does THIS look like?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)

Thatcherbaby Porn

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)

Rule 34 I suppose..

or whatever the real number is

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)

Federal Rules of Civil Procedure

Is right!

(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)

NSFW<>Porn

I appear to have a picture of a lady with her bare legs open and a blood-covered something, that covers the entire width of my monitor.

Probably nsfw.

edit: Also probably means I need to buy a new monitor.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)

What sort of job could you explain your way out of this picture in?

(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)

A gynaecologist?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)

A Daily Star journalist?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)

A porn-blocker software tester?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)

A blind salesman?

..oh wait thats wrong..something nun.

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)

British MP?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)

Tory campaign poster designer?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)

NSFW means Not Safe For Work

That encompasses a lot more than just porn. If that up tight old biddy that sits down the hall might possibly be offended if she saw that on your screen on her way to the copier, then it's NSFW.

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Ratsta, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:44, archived)

How do you know his cock isn't suitable for work

he may be a male stripper

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)

to be honest it's not safe for anything

would make a nice christening card tho

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)

I agree, this is not suitable for wanking

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)

I tried and it worked but I have pretty low standards.

I agree.

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zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)

Gah! put it back in and burn the Mother

*bokes*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)

Should be Cameron surely

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)

Cameron giving birth to Brown?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)

hahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)

haha no problem

(Zoidaroid, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)

hahahaha

I like his wide eyed optimism at seeing the world and how he can fuck it over

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)

"wide eyed optimism" :)

I like this phrase , and I'm going to use it

(Zoidaroid, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)

needs more prolapsed anus/David Cameron

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)

Oh Dear.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)

This is the PERFECT response

I feel his pain.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:38, archived)

This dog is in pain

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)

Goodness me!

Hahahaha!

This reminds me of the stuff Burger Breath / Sigma5 used to do.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)

PRUNES!

Morning, Doctor

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)

Good moring to yer.

Long time no see.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)

indeed, hope you're keeping well

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)

Thanks for my new wallpaper!

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zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)

I am going to need some strong mind bleach.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)

*adblocks out of fear* O_o

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)

www.nsfw.org/

this is sfw tho

ahahha

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)

QUICK! CUNT HER IN THE FUCK!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)

fuck off

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)

*restores normality*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)

I love the Jedward scribble I bet when they wrote that they had their tongue out thinking hard how to spell it :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)

Are you saying all people from Ireland are talentless cunts?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)

Louis Walsh

is responsible for at least 80% of them ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)

hahahah

I liked your unedited version

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)

hehe, too quick on the post button ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)

Now I want to know what the unedited version was!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)

He's responsible for a lot more :D

www.b3ta.com/board/9964798

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)

u2, Snow Patrol, Boyzone...

yup

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)

Daniel O'Donnell

Enya
that other guy
Ergan Becirlogu

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)

Van Morrison

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)

Iain Paisley

..no wait...

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:34, archived)

Leave My Bloody Valentine out of it

www.b3ta.com/board/9964561

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)

yup seen it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)

Green!!

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TheOther, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)

Poor Jedward :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:22, archived)

haha

Everytime I see smug git's image being used I keep wondering who that is and what he is doing right now.

Also I keep being reminded of what someone mentioned here a few weeks ago, regarding the Escheresque nature of the chair/breakfast tray layout

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)

Yeah that is a bit odd isn't it?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)

yes, cannot unsee that

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)

they had a contract?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)

they had plenty put out on them

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)

ha ha :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)

... on their lives

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)

for five minutes yes

one single with Vanilla ice, reached number 2, then fell out the charts.
So Sony dropped them equally fast

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)

number two you say

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)

I feel sorry for Vanilla ice having to stoop so low

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)

I hear he's lifting his spirits

by appearing on Live from Studio Five bobbing for apples in a bucket of Robbie Coltrane's faeces

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)

hahahahah! :D

good nings everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)

hahahah

yes, I heard that last night

I'm horrified! (that their single got as high as number 2)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)

Haha, Jed's Dead baby!

They can Spell??

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Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)

haha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)

The Jedward train is no more hahaha

(Zoidaroid, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)

Pffft...

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Ninj, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)

hahahah

aceness

Ning!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)

Mornin' Bilbo!

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Ninj, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)

Hahaha

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TheOther, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)

hahaha

Love it, *click*

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Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland

(Felt the need for a spang worthy pic as it was all getting heavy down there)

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)

ha ha, Now this is more like it.

:D
More of ^this^ and less GCSE level-of-understanding political comment please.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:05, archived)

Mary had a little lamb

It and she were buddies
It followed her to school
And got an A in Irish Studies

And the lamb's name was Paul.

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zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)

Mary had a little lamb

she tied it to a pylon
10000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)

Mary had a little lamb

She though it saw quite silly.
She threw it up into the air.
And Caught it by its tail.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)

WILLY!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)

Ghosty

EDIT::

Ghosty had a little lamb.
He could not believe his luck.
He took the lamb into he house.
To cunt it in the fuck.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)

Mary had a little lamb

and it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a five-bar gate
And kicked its little cunt in

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)

That's not very nice now is it :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)

The lamb was a masochist

and paid "Strict Mary" handsomely for her services

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)

Mary had a little lamb
She called it Miss Amanda
But then she had 15 pints
And made a lamb pasanda.

nom

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)

Mary had a little lamb.

It spent all day bombing round the house like a mental.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)

Mary had a little lamb

its fins were like a tit-witch
it won the prize for "Best Of Egg"
and now it lives in Ipswich

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)

*really confused*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)

I'm with her ^

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)

Mary had a little lamb

But she didn't have much dosh.
She sold the lamb to the curry house,
And now it's Rogan Josh.

Mary had a little lamb
And some fresh peas in a steamer.
She found the two combined made for
A very tasty Keema.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)

it's what I do

FACT

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)

By definition isn't being politically correct

going whatever your government asks and expects of you without question?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)

Comment is a different word to correct :(

www.b3ta.com/board/9961347 :(

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zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)

Too soon!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:05, archived)

Hahaha

ARE WE THERE YET?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)

Well he better not be dropping them off here!

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)

I like the use of smudge to suggest speed, rather than choosing to blur the wheels :D

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)

He's clearly doing a skid

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)

eww dirty old Saint!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)

me too

I used smudge for two years before I discovered blur tool

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)

I used smudge for 10 years before I discovered handkerchiefs

Handkerchief. What a weird word.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)

It comes from a French word

I kid you not! (Chutney fact of the day)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)

ooh it does as well (wiki'd)

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)

I used smudge 90 years

man and boy!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)

yes - I'm shit at ps and slowly learning

please to explain to me please what blur wheel is and what I do with it, please.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)

Sorry, I'm being a cunt.

I would have masked the wheel rims and applied a circular motion blur to them.

But since it's not me posting, I'll shut up now. mmm mmmmMMMmmmmm MMMMM mmm mm.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)

no am being totally serious :D

not learnt to mask yet, just learnt how to colour people blue and am trying to match skin tones but where/what is the blur tool.

will prob have to google it.... I'll get there. You can see that all my pics lack blur or movement.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)

It's a little water drop icon.

If you click and hold on smudge it'll turn up.

Although Michael Ellis is talking about the motion blur filter, which is under the filters menu.

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zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)

ta muchly

:) will try

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)

Good luck!

That is, if you can fit in time in between photoshop and your fireman friend ;)

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)

You could try motion blur. That'd probably fix it.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)

I like it.

It's as if I'm looking at the callous abduction of snakes through tear-filled eyes.. :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)

hahaha :D

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)

hahhahaha

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)

next they'll be saying Jesus was a political terrorist....oh wait

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)

"No, shush guys,"

"I think I've got a slow puncture..."

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)

Happy St. Patricks day

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:42, archived)

too soon

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:44, archived)

Wanker

Did I mention you're a wanker?

Edit: I forgot to mention you're a wanker

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Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)

I'm surprised you didn't call the wanter a wanker.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:46, archived)

RACIST!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:46, archived)

I think you'll find it's wankist:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:47, archived)

sniggers

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)

RACIST!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)

HAHA

excellent!

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Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)

I know, it's so witty isn't it, you'd think people would say that all the time

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zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)

*leaves skid marks on zelt's carpet*

Mmmm friction burns.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)

Oh no I knew I should have got laminate flooring

:( !!

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zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:01, archived)

Should have

Splinters are so much more enjoyable.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)

did i mention that I don't really give a fook

A load of americans in new york have been on tv saying how they agree with the violence in Ireland and how they think groups like the real ira are keeping up "the good fight", well I'm old enough to remember the manchester bombing and the attacks in the 80's and early 90's, you go tell a small child whos dad has just been kneecapped that you support the good fight you fucking cockmonkeys, it boils down to religion (yes there are social and political issues on top) but christians killing christians because of minor differences in the interpretation of a work of fiction written 1600 years ago. There is no good fight and no good war, there is only unnecessary death due to some fucker deciding my god is bigger then your god.

sorry for the novel but this really pisses me off

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:47, archived)

Wanker

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Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)

show me a man that doesnt wank and I'll show you a liar

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)

A man with no arms and no legs?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)

He could still, like, thrust his hard cock against the inside of his underpants or hump the sofa

I've given this too much thought haven't I

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)

Yes.... yes you have

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)

now go and clean the sofa

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)

John Wayne Bobbit

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)

Stephen Hawking

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)

Lionel Blair?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)

why lionel Blair ?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)

Why not

He doesn't wank.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)

I bet he goes at it all day and night looking at bdsm pics

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)

Basshunter.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)

haha :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)

Lionel Ritchie?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)

Richie Rich?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)

How glad I am that I've always spurned regular lovers

because of course by sleeping alone I get me all to myself, and I always know I am going to wake up with the most attractive person in the whole world

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)

*orders mega bucket of popcorn*

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)

salt or sweet?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)

Mixed

Keeps the taste buds awake

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)

Actually that's nothing new.

I think we have the Americans to tank for us being prepared for the terrorist attacks in the UK ocer the last 10 years.
If they hadn't have funded the IRA we'd have been completely unprepared.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)

we also have the armicans to blame for the terrorist attacks over the last ten years

if we didn't go into afganistan we wouldn't be in the state we are now

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)

ooh!

double whammy!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)

what a fatuous argument.

Maybe the UK should start pumping money into dissident republican terrorism. Just to keep us on our toes.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)

^ THIS, hard

Way too many yanks still think the IRA are noble freedom fighters, whereas in reality they're just the Irish mafia.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)

Freedom Fighting Terrists

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)

thats not in dispute

the question is what has that picture got to do with St Patricks day
Or is it a blanket statement that that is all ireland is about, which is like saying all germans are nazis, including the Jewish ones

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)

quite right

hence my silent post below :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)

God forbid there should be blanket statements on b3ta

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)

your right Mr. Toast

it is kinda a blanket statement, I know not all of Ireland supports the ongoing violence, in Ireland there are now paramilitarys patroling the estates, police do not go into certain areas, every day people are kneecapped for there beliefs (at the end of the day they are all christian) no irelands a great place, just don't go near the border

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)

This post make grammar Nazi cry.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)

Did you say 1998 or 1978??

I've lived 10 miles from Omagh (near the border) for most of my life and you're talking the biggest pile of ill-informed shit I've ever heard?

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Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)

hahaha

your ignorance is truly astounding.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)

I may be wrong but the Omagh bombing wasn't the IRA

it was some autonomous splinter group of self-righteous bunch of bastards that kill their own people. Not that that is dissimilar to the IRA.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)

Yes

Simon Cowel.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:05, archived)

hahaha and his Quartermaster Louis Walsh

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)

I suppose if it were a splinter group

the accomplices would have been turtles:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)

"Teenager Mutant Ninja Terrorists, Teenager Mutant Ninja Terrorists, Teenager Mutant Ninja Terrorists

Heroes with a bomb-shell!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)

it's not as if the murderers are in charge or anything now is it.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)

So all the Irish are terrorists?

Like all muslims?

Hayulp! I'm surrounded by terrists!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)

Merry TOAP day.

Merry TOAP day from AEIYM.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)

Arseholes Enemas Iguanas Yemen Monthly?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)

That's me, alright.

Especially Yemen.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)

that was in August (1998)

St Patricks is in March, around about the 17th I think

I don't follow your connection.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)

it's more to make a point about the current state of Ireland

Happy political post on B3ta day

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)

1998 ??

Current???

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Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)

They've-just-signed-a-historic-power-sharing-agreement-lols!

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zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)

great so now the people that were the political wing of the IRA have power

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)

Technically no.

The people who were murdering people and hiding behind the political wing of the IRA have power.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)

Current state

eh? Are you still living in 1980s? Best stick with the Gary Glitter paintshops mate.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)

So how's this funny then?

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zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)

Hi Ben

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)

Hi Nick

Good to see you nick

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zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)

it isnt

no one ever said we had to post funny images

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)

Okay well please explain why it's worthwhile instead then

Because I don't really get that either.

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zoldergoose, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)

I did a big post just ^ up there

everyone in the uk today will be happy celebrating, dressing up as if they are Irish and remarking how great it is (post above is more aimed at america) well it isn't.

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)

In the words of Buzz Lightyear...

"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity."

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Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)

You have just exceeded your quota of personal insults on /board.

I take it you've been here long enough to know what you must now go and read.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)

I think you're mistaking facts as insults?

;)

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Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)

I can't wait until Easter

Will you be telling us how much of a cunt Jesus was, and that we shouldn't be enjoying our chocolate eggs?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)

Like every Easter on b3ta then? :)

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)

Worth who's while?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)

what the fuck has this to do with st patricks day?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)

I think he's making some racist politician statement that all Irish are terrorists?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)

it's been a bit 'iffy' of late with stuff like this...

repeated Haitians with fried chicken images, all Irish are now mad bombers etc.
sad times

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)

I remember 2 fried chicken/haitian images a few weeks ago and this today.

Hardly a hotbed of racism, is it?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)

Yeah you have 1 fried chicken image and you need another one 10 minutes later ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)

*stifled giggle*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)

haha

I want fried chicken:(

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)

Indeed

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)

ignore button is your friend.

I've not seen any more shit kfc picture since I went ignore-happy

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)

Ignore is good but then you miss out on all the fun of flaming a troll

there should be a "half-ignoring but still watching you" button

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:29, archived)

haha

i agree, I regretted ignoring some of the people for a wee while after the fact, but you get over it and forget their existence, sometimes that's best.

a transparent ignore button, like what you're positing might be alright... you can still see their posts, but the fact you have them on ignore prevents you from getting all het up replying to them...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:33, archived)

I think everything you've ever posted has been this shit

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)

Whoa man

It's like the traffic lights are saying "Stop!".. Stop all violence in Ireland. They knew what was going on man, they knew.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)

Oof even by b3ta standards this is pretty damn low

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)

You wrote this episode of CAPTAIN PLANET!!!

AICMFP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQJrovKgrTw

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)

THREADSAVE!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)

20 minutes after this photo was taken

HE PLANTED A BOMB!!!!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)

You can see he's evil by the glint in his eye

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)

*yay*

should have been a tabby cat...

tabby sure, tabby sure...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:13, archived)

tabby or not tabby

that is the question

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)

I dunno...

but hes quite cleary a CAT-O-LICK :D!

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)

....0_0....

that was...I really dont' think there is a word for what that was....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)

Ithankyew :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)

"Funny" :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)

Why

Is everyone so god damn touchy all of a sudden? No-one gives a shit when we rip the piss out the twin towers for ANY reason. Careful with the dismount from your high-horse people :/

(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)

BECAUSE IT'S WEAR A STUPID FUCKING GREEN HAT DAY!!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:27, archived)

To be honest, St Paddys day has always irritated me as its more celebrated (at least in Glasgow) than St. Andrews day. Now, I realise that the reasons for this are: 1. We loved to get pished. 2. Clever Guiness marketing. Still, seems unpatriotic.

(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)

I don't think it's offensive.

just shite.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:30, archived)

fair enough! :)

Its hard to tell sometimes...

(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:32, archived)

hypocrasy on b3ta NEVER

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)

You see, here's the thing.

This isn't bad because it is offensive, it is bad because it is offensive without any humour. Being offensive for the purposes of satire is great. The trouble with this is that doesn't have anything to SAY.

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)

have you considered

that you are just not sick enough!? :)

(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)

Maybe someone needs to devise a scientific scale of sickness.

Possibly based on how many wanks you can complete during Schindler's List?

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)

I take that back, clearly you are! :)

(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)

Gott in himmel!

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Ninj, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:29, archived)

TOMMY'S ALIVE!

hehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)

BOOM!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)

Hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)

Morning Ninj

Bless him!

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Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:46, archived)

Morning Q!

Ooh, I sound like Bond :D

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Ninj, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)

oooh, he does look bloodthirsty, doesn't he?

(Bungo wombling free in Melbourne, Australia, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 4:34, archived)

Arf

(TallJim, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)

Where's the soap

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:31, archived)

yes it does

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:31, archived)

\o/ hurrah

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)

Are you blind, it's over there on the soap dish.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:32, archived)

I'm Jack's appreciation for Woody Guthrie.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)

...is no folking in public

(ninzfilter, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)

this is excellent

I've tried to shop that bar of soap many a time and it was nowhere near as good as this. Great work

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)

Is the pub open yet?

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Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:42, archived)

That is quite clearly the

Greek Orthodox image of St Patrick. I find this deeply offensive ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:44, archived)

give him a bouzouki and all will be forgiven

/casual stereotypes blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:44, archived)

A what? a bazooka?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:08, archived)

Nah, that's the Irish, not the Greeks.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:11, archived)

Ah sorry, was misunderstanding :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:11, archived)

he needs a shotgun and a balaclava

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)

Offense is my number one objective!

;)

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Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:45, archived)

6/10

could try harder

:D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)

Always!

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Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:47, archived)

Hahaha

Why am I hearing Hawiian music in my head?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:44, archived)

because you're listening to St Patrick's "18 Hula-Surf Classics for Marimba"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:45, archived)

you fell under a wardrobe?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:45, archived)

haha

I keep thinking he's wafting a sly one?

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Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)

He is a catholic priest,being Irish

So I imagine he's patting the head of an invisible choirboy:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:48, archived)

FECK!

I'll never look at it the same! :)

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Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:50, archived)

My work on this planet is done.

TO THE MOTHERSHIP!

EDIT: Damn I have loads to do today and Warcraft is down for maintenance! Oh the fast paced life I live.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:51, archived)

Loads to do on Warcraft? Or loads to do in real life?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)

there's a real life now?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:12, archived)

Unfortunately yes :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:15, archived)

Warcraft:P

Just got my hunter up to 450 herbalism so I need to farm for my DK's incription DM fayre is coming up after all. WTB a life.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)

Erm.......

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)

What she said^^^^

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:30, archived)

Well it makes perfect sense to me:D

How can 12 million players be wrong:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)

Or alternatively, maybe 1,721,993,741 non-players are right? :D

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)

That would be assuming that every person on the planet is aware of Warcraft.

Those who were aware could then only really form a proper opinion if they'd given the game a good go:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)

I'm too scared to try it

I have too little time as it is!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)

Yeah I made the mistake of starting on my own.

It's a hell of a lot easier with someone you know. I've noticed the really hardcore players play WoW rather than watch TV. I've been playing three years and there's still so much I need to learn.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)

I think this is a cry for help, people.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:30, archived)

Naaa

Just hanging with my gnomies:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)

Oh fuck

You are sooo spanged.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:36, archived)

Sadly there is actualy a guild on my server called that:P

Also anr b3ta regular is in no position to call anyone a geek:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:46, archived)

...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)

I think you need to have a Lei down.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:47, archived)

Christ

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:54, archived)

is it this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ltAGuuru7Q

??

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:57, archived)

haha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)

brilliant stuff

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:11, archived)

Morning sir

howdo?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:15, archived)

Fantastic!!

Morning sir and all you tuther lullies!

:D

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Ninj, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)

must have

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:27, archived)

Ha!

Also, Happy Kick Snakes in the Cunt Day!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:31, archived)

to be sure

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:32, archived)

Ah Begorah ya great eejit!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:33, archived)

Airse.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:35, archived)

KNICKERS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:36, archived)

FEK!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:39, archived)

A PAIR O' FECKIN' WOMEN'S KNICKERS

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:43, archived)

That would be an ecumenical matter!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:44, archived)

WHAT, PRIESTS? DON'T TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKIN' ISLAND!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)

HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS

/ac

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:48, archived)

failblog.org/2009/10/15/protest-fail-3/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:09, archived)

Hmmmm!

I have a strange feeling I may have met that man! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:11, archived)

He's an epic fail

it says so on the blog

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)

Yeah, I seem to remember he was a bit ;)

Did you put that up then or was it someone random?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:14, archived)

total random

there were about 1000 pictures taken of me that day, coulda been anyone

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)

it's Roman Polanski!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:16, archived)

*fiddles*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)

Happy Guinness Promotion Day.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:32, archived)

YES!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:33, archived)

^ this

they're as bad as fucking Hallmark

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:40, archived)

Go wear a silly hat and make a dick of yourself and probably end up in hospital

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:34, archived)

Nah, I'm ok thanks.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:35, archived)

it's Guinness Hat day

my local will be full of people in Chelsea shirts saying "you fackin' muppet", honouring the memory of St Patrick by showing their cocks to Muslims

I don't live anywhere near Chelsea

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:36, archived)

So basically, just like Ireland every day ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:42, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9964628

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:45, archived)

It's ok though,

because Irish people aren't actually real.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)

as they are all leprechauns

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:47, archived)

Exactly!

I can vouch for this as my mother is in fact "Irish" and is only about 3 foot tall.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:49, archived)

my mother is irish

tho not small she IS an alcoholic.

Phew!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:51, archived)

Jesus Freddy!

It ain't Paddy Mother Top Trumps ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:04, archived)

Silly sushi, it's all a myth.

Snakes aren't real.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:36, archived)

tell that to Samuel L Jackson

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:40, archived)

He's not real either.

He's a clever combination of animatronics and potted shrimp.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:41, archived)

RACIST!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:42, archived)

I am not racist

I hate everyone equally.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:45, archived)

That doesn't mean you're not racist!

It just means that you are racist to everyone.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:19, archived)

Merry Racistmas everybody!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:01, archived)

^actually out loud laughing

potted shrimp pfffftt :D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:42, archived)

Tell that to Psycho Mantis!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:41, archived)

Psycho Mantis

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:44, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Metal_Gear_Solid_characters#Psycho_Mantis

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)

*hands sushi the point of the joke*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:49, archived)

Oh fuck!

Damn my lack of intimating jokes about Talking Head lyrics :( My apologies Monsieur Spectre.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:03, archived)

Fa fa fa faaaa fa fa fa fa faaaa faaa faaa

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:39, archived)

Practicle? O.o

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:32, archived)

It's what they have so far discovered at the LHC.

It is a practical particle, or practicle if you will!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:35, archived)

hahahahaha, you know, like almost a testicle

its early :D

*but not too early to fix ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:35, archived)

Stealth Toast :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:41, archived)

it's a bit of a testicle.

EDIT: damn. Mindpiss!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:38, archived)

like peparami

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:40, archived)

Hahaha

I think you'll find that's a GM testicle:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:42, archived)

Hahahaha

spakhandspakhandspakhandspakhandspakhandspakhandspakhandspakhandspakhandspakhand

'ningles mate.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:36, archived)

pakhands!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:37, archived)

lacist!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:37, archived)

khandspa!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:37, archived)

ning chap

full of guinness yet?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:37, archived)

Nope.

I don't see why I should celebrate St. Result of Intensive Guinness Advertising Strategy Day when I would be considered racist to celebrate the national day of my own country:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:40, archived)

Jingoistic agreement

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:41, archived)

The one that amazes me is we, in England, don't get a day off for our sovereign's birthday

but the Australians do.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:47, archived)

I was just moaning about this to an Ozzie yesterday

grrrr

*shakes fist*

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:53, archived)

But how much of a day off can

you really have in prison?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)

That's such a cliché!

HOw can they all be in prison when some work in bars in London?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:08, archived)

behind bars?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)

good point:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)

plus Guinness is horrible

I might have a lager later

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:42, archived)

I'm gonna kick a Frenchman to

celebrate St Georges Day. Then I am gonna go to a football match and throw a chair at an old lady! YEAH!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:43, archived)

these saints are confusing

St George was actually a greek cypriot.....

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:45, archived)

Yeah,

but unlike St Patrick, who ridded Ireland of non-existant snakes, at least St George killed a bona fide Dragon!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:48, archived)

~~Dragon~~crocodile

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)

~~crocodile~~ goose in fancy dress

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:11, archived)

~~crocodile / goose in fancy dress~~ baker in a gown

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)

~~crocodile / goose in fancy dress baker in a gown~~ toddler in a panda costume

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:38, archived)

andspakh!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:38, archived)

Great Toast as usual!

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Q4nobody, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:55, archived)

"I want to hold your haaaaand...no - not that one"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:03, archived)

Hahahaha...

Nicely :)

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Ninj, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)

(VinceWhirlwind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:02, archived)

Ellova Tangle

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:26, archived)

Crikey!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:33, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 6:49, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 6:52, archived)

Nope

Wednesday has been cancelled as part of a global drive to cut carbon emissions.
1 working weekday less will cut emissions caused by industry by 20% - FACT*

*Not Fact - but no stupider than some of the shit we have to put up with.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 6:55, archived)

Is it Thursday yet or are we having another Tuesday?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:17, archived)

I think it's Wednesday with some remaining fragments of Tuesday

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:18, archived)

I can assure you it is Wednesday

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:18, archived)

It still might be Tuesday in Hawaii

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:23, archived)

Hawaii is not the netherlands.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:26, archived)

you are almost correct

Hawaii is belgium

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:27, archived)

this is almost certainly true

with their grass skirts, leis, cream cakes and European Presidents

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:33, archived)

Belgium

is a country in France where they eat Chips with Mayonnaise and Mussels and they solve crimes in the early 20th century with silly moustaches.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:33, archived)

you've been on Wikipedia - cheat!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:37, archived)

don't believe everything you read on Wikipedia

although in this case it's entirely true

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:39, archived)

Haha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:41, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I went to Belgium once. I actually liked it. No-one burnt my neck. I am not endowed: small.

/neothermic

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:05, archived)

it is

it's nearly 10.30pm yesterday

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:26, archived)

Yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:00, archived)

today is saturday.

Let's all go back to bed.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:27, archived)

Bindun yet?

Quick and dirty. Oh yes.

(Sexual Chocolate!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 6:12, archived)

Obama's had enough.

Sorry. Bored at work and needed to do it.

(Robertvaliant, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 6:00, archived)

Nice !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 6:56, archived)

haha

I really, REALLY hate it when people say the word 'said' all the time. "so this is what I said, I said to her, I said 'if you say that again I'll kill you' is what I said to her I said"

and she was like 'uuuhhhh' so I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said *KABOOM*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:25, archived)

well said

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:27, archived)

It had to be said

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:38, archived)

He is still on standard time.

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 4:43, archived)

go on little fellla!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 4:48, archived)

Haha, look at his little legs go!

look at his little legs go!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 7:02, archived)

diddle diddle diddle diddle

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:42, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:18, archived)

oh fuck mu

The one time I post a thread you go and trump it straight away :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:19, archived)

Ups.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:20, archived)

Is that the sequel to pixars Up?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:23, archived)

if it makes you feel better, i thought they were both shitty

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:24, archived)

Thanks.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:24, archived)

coming soon: up3, beyond thunderdome.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:25, archived)

up acadamy 4

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:30, archived)

Up 2: The Klumps.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:30, archived)

hard 8, right up the klump-hole.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:39, archived)

Carry on up the Khyber

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An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:47, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:30, archived)

No love for Agent Smithosaur eh?

No wonder he hates everything.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:40, archived)

No, he's not bad ass brown dinosaur

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:42, archived)

He'd fuck up Morphociraptor and you know it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:44, archived)

Bollocks would he.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:46, archived)

He's an agent, Morpheus couldn't beat agents.

You need a TheOnesaur.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:48, archived)

oneosaurus rex?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:50, archived)

TheOneodon.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:51, archived)

Now THAT'S good. Don't dare deny it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:51, archived)

I've got a walking with dinosaurs book

I wish that program was still on.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:52, archived)

And surely you mean Morphosaurus rex?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:48, archived)

Morphodocus

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:48, archived)

Morphorerotops

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:50, archived)

Also

Brown dinosaurs are the future!

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An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:27, archived)

they're known as 'brownosaurs' to us paleontologists.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:30, archived)

Paleontologists

like xenobiologists.

all good fun.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:33, archived)

B & W old doods are the future

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PgNsps7k30

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:37, archived)

Hey, wait a minute!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:37, archived)

*waits*

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:45, archived)

He called me and piff shitty :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:45, archived)

i can't follow threaded replies on this laptop, but i have my pitchfork and torch ready.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:48, archived)

Needs saggier boobs.

(the ears are great)

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An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:22, archived)

She's just had 'em done.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:31, archived)

judy garland, before airbrushing.

no wonder that tornado attacked her.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:24, archived)

Aw, Winnie.

Just like my mum, you can still paint a bit.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:26, archived)

Would

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:29, archived)

Drink till couldn't

just a word of advice.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:31, archived)

Don't be mean, someone needs to christen her new hip.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:33, archived)

It was only a suggestion.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:35, archived)

its seen plenty of action thanks

and fyi i'm a him!
*flounces*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:37, archived)

I was talking about HER new hip.

You know, the sext lady in the picture.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:39, archived)

ahh i seee

well I will break a bottle of rum over it when i drink the little bit at the bottom. I should really be sleepy

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:41, archived)

s/him until we get a look up your skirt.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:40, archived)

Davros's

Mum ?

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 7:09, archived)

Ahahahaha

This is a good warning to kids - don't wear massive chav hoop earings or you'll end up looking like Dobby the House Elf when you're older.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 7:13, archived)

MO-FO

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:15, archived)

man look at the look on the stegasaurus' face

he just doesnt know what to pick

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Microwave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:17, archived)

What would you pick GJM?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:20, archived)

People knock the restaurant reviewers in the Sunday broadsheets,

but this is the kind of service they have to deal with.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:17, archived)

Brown Dinosaurs?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:19, archived)

with a jus of diplodicus blood, shallots and domestic rat liver, with a a curly kale garnish?

Sure, why not?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:23, archived)

Why not?

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An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:24, archived)

hmm

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8481448.stm

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:27, archived)

OH NOES! D:

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:28, archived)

relax

they just make that stuff up.
dinosaurs are living on an island somewhere

and they are green not brown

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:33, archived)

My representations of dinosaurs are 100% accuarate.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:36, archived)

As Are mine

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:38, archived)

Yeah, but your sheep are way off.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:41, archived)

I've got loads of dinos in my b3tards... but can't be arsed to post them all and stretch the board

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:43, archived)

Had I not seen your name

Mu?

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An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:52, archived)

>:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:53, archived)

mine too.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:42, archived)

Aw fuck man, awesome.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:44, archived)

This is a really good dinosaur

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:46, archived)

^ that

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:49, archived)

here's a better one.

not safe for work, yo.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:50, archived)

Pahahahhahhahahahha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:54, archived)

Much better

(Didn't think Mu for a minute)

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An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:50, archived)

Mu?

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An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:17, archived)

>:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:19, archived)

>:(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:19, archived)

He's gay

(just doing as ordered)

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An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:21, archived)

magenta pill for me, please.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:21, archived)

ok,take this to the pharmacist then

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:27, archived)

Take 3 of these, every day for the rest of your life

You'll be fine.

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An Egg ,D, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:30, archived)

i'll ask my doctor tomorrow to examine this.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:31, archived)

You can see by the handwriting it must be real

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:33, archived)

Yes, this looks like one of mine

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 7:22, archived)

I just went looking for proof that diplodocus

wasnt real but apparently they used to be real

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:26, archived)

Birds are dinosaurs

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:28, archived)

ahh but are dinosaurs birds?

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/02/100209183335.htm

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:30, archived)

No.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:34, archived)

oh :(

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:44, archived)

Glad we've cleared that up :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:49, archived)

Morpheusaurus is one rude dinosaur!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 7:05, archived)

He's brown

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:12, archived)

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