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[challenge entry] Q. what happens if all three leaders poll exactly the same number of votes?
A. they assimilate into one MECHA LEADER and we invade France.

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(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# excellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I think the official ruling is that the tory has to be kicked to death

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Haha, go for it Clegg!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Hypnotic and satisfying.
Needs more blood and leaking brains.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Most politicians are cunts
It's all about which one you find the least cunt-ish
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# I thought it was about which party's policies you agreed with the most
sod the figureheads
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Not any more.
The big three are much more similar than they used to be. It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between them :/

I find it easier to just look at the bad points of each party and decide which I find least displeasing.
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# ^ THIS
I wish people would get beyond personalities, it's all so fucking American.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# read the above ^
believe me I am not stupid enough to go on how one representative of a party is.
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# But they can give you a decent pointer...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# *snorts*... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Or the behaviour of your local mp.
Rather than my usual atavistic labour vote, I've actually looked into it this year.
My local MP's expenses have gone up from £83k to £183k in ten years.
Greedy twat Godsiff won't be getting my vote this time. Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# alright - tea and biscuits, then chop his head off
wonderfully drawn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Finally!
I'll go cast my three way postal vote by proxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# v nice :D
(herman:D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# nice arts!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Yeah but they still can't invade a country like Blair could.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Terrific.
(twattybanjo, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# France?...Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Oh wow, that is most splendid.
It'd make an excellent Private Eye cover.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Like the style
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# A well hung parliament?
parliament Sloth
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# stupendous!
fantastic work...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Bond villains adjust to new harsh economic climate.
No.1: Gobjob.
(twattybanjo, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# haha
that's a brave thing to do


and didja know that Oddjob actor Toshiyuki "Harold" Sakata took a silver medal for the US at the 1948 London Olympics in the Light-heavyweight weightlifting category.

/wikilols
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Blimey
he's hammering away like a woodpecker on meow
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# ^this
Ahahahahahahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
If you like this idea you need to ask your partner for a "two frame gif blowjob" or a "twoframer".
(twattybanjo, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# *calls up Mrs Box at once*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Fuck it... it's Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Oh God, I don't have any spangs left :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# You'll have to have this one again...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# EPIC SPANG
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Oh no! He's whole body!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# DANIEL CRAIG IS WHOLE BODY
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# That's how he talks
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Oh shit

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Loving the obvious pointing out of who they are
and the googly eyes
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# go away and think about what you've done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Bloody hell
Best/worst thing on b3ta this week
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# this has it all
ALL!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Yes!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# aah ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Paging spitting image....
....your timothy dalton joke has fallded through a time warp
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# busted....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# OOOOOF
(twattybanjo, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Oh FFS
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:12, archived)
# ARF.......bonkers!
therefore just the tonic:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] You need to get to the town centre we only have £1.70


(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Haha :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10027589
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# "£1.70 and just whereabouts are you planning to get off Mr Bond the MI6 building is £2.40! OMG! I'm driving a left-hand drive bus WTF!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# hes just a fellow traveler
(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Oi Goldfinger? Is he going to take all day? I'm getting a bit bored...

EDIT: LoLTiming!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha!
"This is a labourer, Mr Bond. All my life I've been in love with it."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
# lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Start at the neck!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Just shoot him!
In the head. Between the eyes. Closed-casket funeral. Maybe just dump him in the volcano.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# hahahahaha!
oh, shirley eaton...mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I preferred her sister
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# definitely eaton?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I always felt Jill was a bit... y'know...
a bit more experimental
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I wouldnt say no to Tilly.
But I'd be thinking of Jill
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I can see this point of view....
Tilly had a pointy bra, which always disturbed me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# You talented sod!
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# I reckon she needs another 20 minutes
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Gah!
Reminds me of that scary bird from Superman 3 who goes in to that big machine and comes out as some sort of robot thing.

www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.es/media/2008/09/superman3_robot_29092008.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# She scared the piss out of me!
It's those eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# ^ this
A 10 year old headwound had nightmares for MONTHS after that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Did you just gain 3 years?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# This was EXACTLY what I was going to say.
It shit me right up as a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Best bit of a godawful film
apart from the scrapyard fight
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Thinking about it, that super computer must have run on some version of Linux.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# DAVE *points*
still one of my fave ever b3ta images
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Oh go on then...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# That used to give me nightmares
fucking terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# agreed, bloomin' scary as a kid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuSsSwg9MXs
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Gotta love youtube:
KENJIRONANAKASE come on she was a kind of sexy, i have wet dreams because her XD when i was a 10 yr old kid
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha most excellent
pssst, you missed her right arm!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# it's only a 5m roll ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Nice get-out!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# *straightens tie*
*cue music*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# But she's not 2.5m tall, by 0.5m wide
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:34, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# guffaw!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Hahahahah:D
(herman:D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# The reflection
of the foil box is just masterful.

Beautifully done.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
# As a kid we only had a B&W TV
So I could never understand what happened to Jill.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Foiled again!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# haha!
marvelous...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# haha!
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 2 May 2010, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Der der, derrr....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
Unexpected EDIT:SPOILER! Whoops!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)
# ^this :D
(herman:D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# You're nuts m'Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# He's unarmed, you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm just going to slap a couple of things in here I forgot to enter into the election challenge

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] 'suck on this'
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# I could never get mine to stick to anything :`(
Have a woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# You're doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# You need to lick it first
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I licked them real good.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Tastes like rubbah.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)
# I'll slip this pea in
Hahahah

Mine could even afford a prop, or any photoshop lessons for that matter.



Peoww
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Mohammed?


sorry, it's friday afternoon, and that means everyone is running around going "I HAVE to have this this afternoon!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Leave it aaahht!
FAAAAAAAAMly!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# when she was wobbling the sex toys around the other day and asking for batteries
I was nearly sick




and by 'nearly' I mean 'extremely'
and by 'sick' I mean 'engorged'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# You had a wank didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I recorded it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# The episode
or you wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
I let the neighbours do that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# That deserves a double-spang!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Have I told you lately that I love you?
Legendary spanging!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Cripes! It's the gasman!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# haha:D
(herman:D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Spangtastic!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Ha ha.
Also: fit granny Friday.

*BOKE*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# If we're doing boke-worthy news, can I submit this?
BOKEWORTHY-NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# HOLY FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Holy shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# AAAGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# I laughed, I cried, I boked
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# NASTY
shit pun too
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Was the eel ok?
"Eels up inside yer, finding an entrance where they can..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# AGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:50, archived)
# that's very good
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Faaaarckin Eeelllww!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea ...
Dont get many chances for a pea-roast, so have one from 2003 ...

(darfbozo, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# All the good stuff's on the interior.
Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# CARS WITH TITS!
Best invention EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# lolz
cars with tits would indeed rule
(darfbozo, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# there are too many tits with cars
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# But but...this is cars with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# what kind of tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# 34c with small nips.
Mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# oooh
nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Cars with cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha that's superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# haha
the only Razzle cover on the whole interwebs!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# i beg to differ
www.b3ta.com/board/10026582
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# I thought
they had only ever printed one edition of Razzle, ta for the heads-up
(darfbozo, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# he scanned that one in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I was trying to find a pic I made with this cover
and founf I'd used a different one too!



I'm a lying Cameronesque cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
# looks like
some kind of new-fangled Razzle to me, theyve changed the sodding logo font. That's clearly messing with nature.
(darfbozo, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# is it still going?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I could show you more
but I only have my work bookmarks available
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Does he have to supply his own glue?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# It would take him years! Unless he had the mother of all loads.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Yep
He splashed out on some ...
(darfbozo, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# in your face internet
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue426/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# boring
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Fuck yeh!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Nice one but...
failhorn.com/

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Woo!
also: i'd like to add to draw mohammed day
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Is it draw Mohammed day?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# It's 'Draw attention to Mohammed day'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Not yet..
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# It should be Draw monkdagola day!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# OK, this is how imagine you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# I like two aspects of this.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Obviously the hat, and the massive thorny cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Prezactly
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# 1.Turtles.
2. ...?
3. Hold turtles.
4. PROPHET!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Gah!
Never a spang around when you need one!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Image challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# the 20th is a Thursday, so the perfect day for maximum image challenge entries
I say go for it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# no - that's not him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# SOMEONE SHOOT HIM BEFORE THOSE TURTLES EXPLODE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Ah, maybe you can help me.
I want to buy a shopping trolley token keyring and can't decide between the Jeremy Kyle one and the John Barrowman one.
They're both lovely.
cgi.ebay.co.uk/Jeremy-Kyle-Trolley-coin-keyring-/220592935181?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item335c5d110d
cgi.ebay.co.uk/John-Barrowman-Trolley-coin-keyring-/220592935194?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item335c5d111a
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# "These keyrings are very popular"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Jeremy Kyle
Just so you can ram his face into a metal clamp

Edit: Oops, replied to the wrong post
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# nono, please continue
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# NEVER BE WITHOUT JOHN BARROWMAN
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# that is a dilemma
I'd suggest suicide
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# I have now been awake since 11am yesterday and I've started doing some random impulse buying.
I've already bought loads of great stuff so far!
I've also been drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# *passes methylated spirits*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
# *Tries to drink methylated spirits whilst smoking*
Now my face is on fire :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# keep drinking
it's the only way out of this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# This is what I keep telling my probation officer.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# *reaches for the methylated spirits*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# yay!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# with your two newsletters you are spoiling us monsieur
:)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# that map is amazing
judging from the comments around where I live, it's where the artist lives (or grew up) too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# The name's Bond..........
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:07, archived)
# License to pester the Queen
She needs a croissant

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# yeh i was thinking croissant, check out the original sourcepic
www.bondmovies.com/stills/gf/36.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Touching yourself through your trouser pockets
is the new croissant.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# definitely would though
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I was thinking about it
but am not committing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# ^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# when I win the lottery
I've having that suit made in Saville Row.
It is pure class
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Coffee, anyone?


I'm new here. Be gentle.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Congratulations matey
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# GTFO newbie
Go read the FAQ!
(And happy 80K and nearly 7 year-minus-3-months candleday!)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Huzzah! Now do some work!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# hey hey congrats!
Is that the official record?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# No idea
I think Rik got pretty far before he left, and so did GmoS. And there's DTH...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# nope, you're still on top :)
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=4134
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=14914
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=27460

GET A LIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# i was only thinking yesterday
that we need an all-time stats board.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Blimey
you truly are a great inventor
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# A. E. FAHSAHND!
top work there Mr Mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Congratumalations, you win a traditional Melton Mowbray pork pie!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Holy mother of fuck :D!
Congratulations / Comisserations

delete as appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
#
Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# \o/
congratumalations sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Go you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Congrats you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# haha
excellent and gratz
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# :D
Congratulations:D
(herman:D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Woo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Hurray!
Woo Mr Mad Dutch scientist :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# What a milestone!
Many congrats, my fine fellow!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived)
# haha!
congratulations, old bean!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 May 2010, 2:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Bond. James Bond
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha!
i had him down as more of a cheese strings man
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Oooh
He's a bit of an animal!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Another Proverb Debunked!


Click for bigger (109 kb)
Confucius don't no jack diddly.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# wtf
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# BUMHOLE MOUTHMAN SPEAK TRUTH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# These masks continue to bemuse and confuzzle
I bet you put that demonic face in the clouds too!

Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Haha *crosses self*
Seeing as we're doing real photos... here's some shit grammar that made me laugh:
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# It was never Riverghost's strong suit...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# The owner of this establishment has better grammar.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Yes, that's the point he was making, you DICK.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# suite
That's why the mirror is damage.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Maybe the ink ran out

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# That reminds me of broken Escalator signs
They can't brake, they can only become stairs. The sign should read: "Sorry for the convenience. Escalator is temporarily stairs."
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Armando?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Mitch Hedberg
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Are you sure he's up there?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# ALSO: http://b3ta.com/board/9846622

(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I can see a rabbit in a hat
with a bat
and a '64 Impala
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# All I got's dis hatch back,
an' everywhere I go I get's laughed at
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
#
I DID, I DID! I even made the clouds themselves.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# haha
I am still utterly confuddled by these, but that just adds to their charm

keep it up daniel.

pst - did you find out about goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
#
ahahha yes, unfortunately, i checked out goatsee. and immediately regretted it. but wow.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:07, archived)
# internets! lol
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Pie face!
Steak n Kidney.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Because you're doing it WORNG!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# because they hate you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Optimised to buggery
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# I'm still wondering what happened in the original


9
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# This
WT actual F?!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Wires I'd say
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I was thinking wires before
But then, why? how?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Difficult to see on that quality
Don't think but because of camera's movement seem most obvious.
could be green screened with crown inserted after... but seems to much trouble. Cndid Camera style hoax?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Your profile just raped my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# I assume that was the desired effect, no?
Textbook, if so.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I've been known to rape eyes before

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I'm more of a trad man.
One day I hope to make that rough, organ-wrecking transition into jazz rape.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# an advertising team spent ages working out what would work in a viral...
etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Ah, I see
Don't know where it's from etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# NEIN!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# it looks like the spring restraints in the spring board broke
also: what happytoast said
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Well wonder no more I found it!


EDIT: Oh you didn't mean the original obi-wan clip did you...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# He hates pressing door open buttons. It's like a Jedi phobia.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# fucking stupid jedis always falling from high places
what use is the force if you can't even fly, hover over at least pull yourself towards a ledge
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# They can
Well, the good ones can.
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinesis#Other_applications
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Papa! Regarde!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# perhaps it had been photoshopped
unlikely I know!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha, that's some distance.
Sorry, I mean comment about it being the wrong way.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Hahaha Grrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# HAHAHA
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# WRONG WAY
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# wheeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Haven't done one of these for a while and now it's Friday afternoon.







Click a song to listen.

Now optimised for smartphones*


*I don't know, it might be.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
God I've missed this

And nostalgia-tunes FTW!

EDIT: Boo... the whale tune is blocked at work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Booo!
I picked ones that weren't blocked by the webfilters where I work.

DAMN THEIR INCONSISTENCY!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# It's probably because of the site name
I'll watch it on youtube and pretend

EDIT: Christ! I can't believe I used to think she was fit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I've just had EXACTLY the same youtube experience!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Hmmm. While searching google images for "whale band" I got this:
A plushy whale humping a naked girl NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# haha
there is meme potential there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# WHY?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# BECAUSE : FURRY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# YIFF IN HELL FURFAG

/ac ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# This is oddly in time to "Jump Around"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
been there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# I dunno, she's quite cute:
www.lotten.se/uploaded_images/cia_berg-742957.png
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# oooh Catatonia...
I'll wait for Lauren to finish tho :P
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# I'd like Lauren to finish
me off please
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Get in fucking line!
I get first dibs cos my missus' best friend used to drink cider in the park with her when she was 14
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Well I'm one of the twelve people who has seen Kenickie Live!
*rasp*
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# then I was probably there too
yay

*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Now I'm gonna go find "I would fix you" :D!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I'm going to get my ltd edition
leopard print 7" of Nightlife... and just hold it against my naked chest
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# i love that song so much
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP9ItQgZidY (album version but shitty sound quality)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7maZZOQ_hKA (single version)



edit: oh good god i forgot how much i love lauren laverne in that video.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I almost saw kenickie live
as in, we were going to, and then didn't

P-U-N-K-A... PUNKA!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Well, I ... I...
I got nuthin' :,(
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE Kenickie
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Don't really know their stuff but they seemed OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# they were brilliant
and they came from Sunderland...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# perhaps brilliant is a bit much
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Yayy! Nice one

Currently working my way through dozens of John Zorn records, so I could do with some distraction ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# I remember Whale doing Top of the Pops and one of the blokes tried to eat the microphone.
So therefore it was good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Still is.
Click it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Aaah, 1995 slash 6.
Precious memories. Kind of.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Just before
I screwed up at University.

Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Ha ha, me too!
Here's the bloke trying to eat the microphone. Just to show I wasn't lying:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgPLOweeWvQ#t=01m32s
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Woo!
Microphone spoffles - absolutely no nutritional value whatsoever!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# yes!
top choice tuneage
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# that's great!
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Oooh. I remember all of these, except the Eeels track (listening). Also : Captain Tractor?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Awesome Canadian folk/rock/punk band in a sort of Pogues stylee.
Pitcairn Island was probably the second one of their songs I heard and it remains my favourite. It's certainly in my top 5 songs about the Mutiny on the Bounty.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# :D
There should be more songs about this subject!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# catatonia played in my village before they where famous
they suck!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Fair point
I was intending to put Gorky's Zygotic Mynci in there in stead but I forgot.

I saw them in some pub before they got famous.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Oooh Gorky's :D!
You shoulda.. I had Spanish Dance troupe on earlier :D
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I don't know much Gorky's
but I do know Patio Song very well and remember it extremely fondly.

I've got a copy of Barafundle somewhere. But it's not on my iPod for some reason :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I like Patio Song
but I would have gone with Game of Eyes (assuming I could have found a link) as that bizarre little number is the reason I remembered having seen them in a pub a couple of years before.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Don't remember it :(
I'm going to go and spend the afternoon on YouTube listening to Gorky's and Kenickie now.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Here you go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FCEj-baGQ0

Odd enough to stick in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqmwbVSTGlg&feature=related

you may not thank me for that. i've not heard it since about 1997 and there's probably a good reason for it.



Edit: Yes, that's very weird. I think I can honestly say I've never heard it before. I'd probably have remembered it too...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# I've heard worse.
I've actually got 'Ready to Go' on my player at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Maybe it's the disappointment of it
I used to fancy the arse off her and that's probably affected my memory of it all
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Yeah
What was she called? Saffron or something like that wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Yep
According to the comments on YouTube anyway, I didn't remember :D

I'm just watching "King of the Kerb" by Echobelly. She was quite the looker too, in a different kind of way. I'll go onto Sleeper next. I'd have taken Louise Wener over five Saffrons or Sonyas...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# I saw Reef before they were famous
they were alright, really funky bluesy.

Then they went a bit shit, but astill OK
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# This'll be because you're from Somerset. Like what I am.
I always thought they were cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# i once sold gary stringer some batteries.
TRUFAX
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# What did he need them for?
His talentless ego machine?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# miaow
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# I was going to *super glee arms* but that has unfavourable connotations now... thanks very much E4
also - I've mostly been listening to White Christmas in memory of the liberation of Saigon / Black April depending on which side of the fence you sit.

woops - forgot to woo it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Excellent!
I've not seen one of these for a while!

*applauds*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# this is superb
you ufcking tallented cnut
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# PROF!
How the Dickens!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# not too bad
got a class to go to in a couple of minutes...

how ya diddling?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Prof!
How's university going?
Have you done "rude bits" yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Braw! ta


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Summer's coming and we get our Friday Back!
In your FACE winter :P
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Haha
spiders with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# and teeny tiny fly cock
don't forget the teeny tiny fly cock


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# *squints*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# I modelled it on my own . . .
*mumbles to a halt*

*turns red*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# POT!
*enhurgles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Yay!
'lo Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# :)

I like the 'hold a place for me' bit best :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Mine is
Shock shock horror horror
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# This ^
Although the place is also great.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# brilliant!!!!


Have this including misheard lyric
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# That's not misheard!
They really sing hot dog jumping frog cookie monster with a mobile phone . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# That's really rather stunning
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# . . . stunning . . . ly poor?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# You even got the timings working more or less out
I was quite happily able to sing along in my head
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Yes, they're always more or less precise and I try to time them
they're always more or less precise and I try to time themto the recording as much as poss. Thanks!

I may do a new one soon but for now here's one of my faves



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Don't know that song, alas
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# no, but it fits exactly!
but it fits exactly!C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
# This is what I'm talking about!
Four and half day weekend :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# As indeed should all weekends be.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# \o/
Jump Around for me this afternoon.
Thanks for restoring the equilibrium. 1 x Juke Box selection and 1 x Happy Friday Song (by DTH) means today is the Friday it should be.
*is happy*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# *jumps around the stupid girl*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Now that's youtube material
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Nice!
lully 90s music
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# woo and fucking yay
i've missed these, they used to be a fantastic friday afternoon treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Brown hires rubbish hit man.



ris?
Car Crash at Labour poster launch
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Bigoted old northern cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# hahahaha
Apparently this morning mandy's team are saying Broon misheard when she said "all this immigrants FLOCKING over..."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# I now have visions of thousands of Polish blokes in cheap tracksuits flying in swooping clouds around Brighton Pier
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# You're educated! Why are you using words like that?!?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
# dont diss her, she's worked with handicapped kids
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# so does Katie Price
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Careful.
According to Heat magazine Harvey wants to eat you. They have stickers to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/27/harvey.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# haha what!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Ha ha, a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# she also marries the mentally handicapped
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# haha, that comment was pure gold
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Why is she trying to make her face look fatter?
It's big enough as it is, you wide-faced FUCKING PREJUDICED BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Her mouth is full of Immigrants!
F U L L !
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# GET YOUR OWN SET OF JOWLS YOU POLISH CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# She can't even masticate her own food!
Fucking 'migrants coming over here, replacing our basic bodily actions!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:36, archived)
# haha
I'm surprised we haven't see that pic of Brown more often today.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# It's looking more like "The Thick Of It" daily.
Member of Public: "Do you know what it's like to clean up your own mother's piss?"
Glenn Cullen: "Shut up for one fucking minute!"
Disclaimer: may not be exact quote. Swears copy and pasted for I am a fwuffy bunny and don't even type such words.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Bond was forced to get a night job.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# pffft....
*sticks on Mint Royale*
*friday bops*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
# oooh..."dont falter" ?
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
# oh, Laurene....
*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Oh my yes....
*switches track*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# He he he
great minds etc.....
thread
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Aaahhhhh... Curry Mile.
How I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Mmm. Curry.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)

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