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# I see Empire gave it 5 stars.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Clever work
Made me laugh
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
"The Outdoors" made me giggle
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahhh, look at her go.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# so that where is went!
nice and woo and clicks
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# ooh
lovely animations
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# woah there!
you'll do yourself as injury
: D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Run Joey, run Joey, run!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Now this is fabulous.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha, brill.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Fetch the pig!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:15, archived)
#

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers
.

So far my day completely sucks. 'Hope you're having better ones!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# I have a butterfly on my bellend
and a dolphin around my scrote.

But I don't have any tattoos.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# I once felched a komodo dragon
but I don't have any tattoos either.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# pfft great arts.
My days always suck at the moment.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Boo!
I say we leave the country and start a new life in a better place.*

*I'm doing this in two and a half months and can't bloody wait.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# I'm doing this in one and a half months! yay!
I've handed my notice in and am moving to edinburgh! 5 years in germany is long enough for me.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Good plan!
Two months in my job left, then I'm off to the Netherlands (Might Nibus), where I shall be lecturing kiddles in esoteric subjects, which sounds like a whole heap more fun that what I'm doing right now.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# I shall be being a social worker for a couple of months
before getting (hopefully) paid to do a Masters in clinical psychology for children and young peoples. I've been doing neuroscience research for the last 5 years, and although it was interesting, the futility of it all became far too much to bear. Research without practise makes Jack a very dull boy.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Blimey,
sounds like an interesting time ahead. And yes, I've got a friend doing a theoretical physics PhD. I understand her research topic, I just don't see the point of measuring what she's measuring the way she's doing it because the experiment could never actually be done. Theory is a weird thing.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# yeh, I kind of lost interest in the last year of the phd.
my problem was the idea of just doing research, analysing, writing and publishing, then starting again. I get why people do it, it just feels like a huge amount of work for not very much return other than a name on a paper. I don't think my chosen subject has an influence on the lives of anyone except desperate academics or students, looking for a paper to cite. So, a change will do me good.

All the best with your change and moving over there.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
# oo, where are you off to?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# booo : (
My day has been costly. motorbike service and Mot. but it passed : )
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I can't drive, afford a car/motorbike, afford petrol.
I find walking fits my needs. Though I can't afford shoes.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# a month and a half.....
should be able to get there. But you'll have bloody stumps for feet by then!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# nah
I combat my lack of shoes by not moving much. Can't wait to move back to the uk... a couple of years ago, I thought I'd never ever say that.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I wonder if I'll be in your place in five years.
Hmm.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:04, archived)
# not necessarily.
I made the mistake of mostly making friends with students. The large majority of my mates have now fucked off. (in addition to my job-hate)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# ^this
yesterday was costly, cat service but she's still not fixed :(
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# : (
your going to make me do a little cry.
group hugs all round.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Sorry buddy!
I'm not too bad today! \\o/


(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Yay!
It's always nice to hear how cheerful you are Dave :)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# well, it's best to try and keep your end up
it's best to try and keep your end up
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# ooh matron
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# *lubricates*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# ding
dong
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:51, archived)
# better than yesteday
I had a sickness and diarrhoea bout fom 8pm-8am, brown fizzy wate coming from everywhere :(
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I think that's what Dan Brown calls a 'creative surge'
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# The templars did it.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Aaaah Bisto
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# there's cricket on
so today's not all bad
*click*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] the bea...... gees?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# bobby ewing ?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Bee Gee?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Dumb, I know... It was all I could think...
Photobucket
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha
rather lovely smoking action there
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# This is great
As is your username.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# It's nicely done
and is appropriate to your username to boot.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# That is great work.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# haha
well gestured young'un
: D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# :D:D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Haha!
That baby is surely the anti-christ?

I am hungry.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahahaah
"You ever seen a baby do this?"
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Leave Morrissey alone! (or not)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# haha
I keep thinking that's his phone number
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:01, archived)
# *dials

Ooo sorry, no I didn't want that type of service!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I heard they were Nazi sympathisers *
*may have been a rumour
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# haha
I love your marching action
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# For some reason that's not animating for me
I had to D/L it and open it in Fireworks to see the animation.

Weird.

Anyway, LoL, nice one ;)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm.......maybe the maximum optimisation affected it....here's the original
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# mesmerised
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I read that as Nazi synthesizers.
Nicely :)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# superb stuff Elvis
wooyay
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# brownshirts eh?
tenuous link but...
have a black face to go with it..


I really should think about waiting to post things... did this at about 2am last night!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:55, archived)
# :D...*liking muchly*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# pffft!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Bigger than Hitler.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Pac-Floyd
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# That's where I live!
Spot the extra reflection of our bald drummer's head.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Which one are you?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# middle one
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:28, archived)
# L-R
Ancient Roman Gardener
Emperor of the Outer Planets
Retired Dragon-Slayer <-- You
Wandering Troubadour / Seasoned Porn Star
Corporate Hit-Man (glasses disguise)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# spot on except 2
(Hairy Biker)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Oh, does he cook?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# No.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Oh my. ?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# PARADOX
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# I need a new paradox.
Size 13.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# The middle member once wee'd on my head and then did a poo in my trouser pocket when I was sleeping
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Hello mate.
I hope you are coming.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# haha
super poib
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# what Griffy Said
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# hurrah
we have a new serial killer nutjob
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/10179073.stm
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I am the Crossbow Cannibal, destroyer of whores.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# There was no mention of him eating them. Shit cannibal, really.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# No mention of him using a crossbow either.
What kind of psychopath are we dealing with here?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# hmm
on this basis I am the Unicycling Liontamer
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# You must now get famous
As that name needs to be publicly aired.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# He's a fraud.
He uses a Fiat Panda as he attempts to tame his appetite for big good cake.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# yes, but my Fiat Panda only has one wheel
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# B&Q shopping list
tarpaulin
gaffer tape
spade
tubular steel chair
champagne
croissant
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# hmm
that random scattering of sites seems desperately random
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Any three points on a 2d plane make a triangle.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# what if they're all in a line?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Then it's a very pointy triangle.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# So, any three points on a 1d line make a triangle.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I have said something online and am now defending it to the death.
So YES.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# What? There are four of them, what the hell are you talking about dipshit?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# ONLY THREE ARE BODY SITES BUMEYES!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# is it possible to place 3 points on a sphere such that they are all equidistant from each other on the spherical plane?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Yes.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# how?
show me - cos thinking about this give me a brainhurt
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# find a ball and put some dots on it
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Er, the arc you get from two points on a sphere is the same wherever on the sphere it is, yeah? As long as the points are the same distance apart.
So just take a normal equilateral triangle, bend all the lines into the same arc. The lines are still exactly the same length away from each other on the spherical plane as they were on flat plane.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Or find a ball and put some dots on it.
And measure with some thread.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# That's just my logic, by the way. It may or not apply to reality.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# my brain hurtses!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Imagine an equilateral triangle...
...wedged very tightly inside a globe (so that all the points touch the equator).

Now the distance between all three points around the outside of the globe is equal (it's a third of the equator each).

Is that the sort of thing you meant?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Bloody students.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Yo!

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Grand!


(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Hahaha I like this!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# oh, lovely work
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I spent too long on this...
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# EDDIE!
It's been too long
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# haha
I thought he was shaking out a piss at first
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Wooage!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# hahahaha EDDIE
that is wonderfully done sir
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# ha ha
nice one
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# did that just get bigger
or did I get smaller?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Don't worry. It happens to the best of us, lad.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# don't know what you mean...
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# You silly man.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Pfffft.
Your Ninja training is complete.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha
"clicky"
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:21, archived)
# my word
praise indeed.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Grand!


(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# EDDIE!!!!!
God, I've missed you
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# see this?
www.ghostbox.co.uk/news.htm

wish I knew where my record player was
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Gnashgnashgnash
Bleeeeee !

:D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:48, archived)
# *POUNCE!*


(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Awww
never mind, I can only stay a little while longer today as well :(
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This chap was a meme for a while wasn't he?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# I believe he was
and I was proud to have started it

:)





(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# :D (is that blood?) :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha!
ace!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 19:44, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
Suprise rotweiller!
(, Sun 30 May 2010, 21:00, archived)
# :D
Wooo
(, Mon 31 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# "You don't even get a keyring for that, pal"

*Gets all misty-eyed about Goose Fair*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Why Crowe? Why?
Couldn't they have got someone English?

It's just because his name will - and it will - bring in more money.

That aspect of the movie industry really annoys me.

Sorry. Good anim, though.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:07, archived)
# So we should recast Hugh Laurie's role in House then?
Though I have to admit that I found it a little odd that they got a Chinese girl to play the role in Memoirs of a Geisha. You can't tell me they couldn't have gotten a good looking Japanese girl for the role.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# G'day I'm Robin Hood mate
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Strewth Marian! These Lincoln Green tights are ridin' up me crotch like a funnel web up a shit pipe
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Haha!
Anyone seen this yet? Is his accent really that bad?

I heard he drifts between Irish/Aus quite a bit.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:08, archived)
# saw it last night - thoroughly enjoyed it
his accent did sound a bit Irish at times, but then people of that time were all mixed up from all over the country and he had just spent 10 years on the Crusades with celts, picts and english of all varieties, so I'm happy to defend it.

the film is a cross between Gladiator and Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail, but is nice n pithy and some good historical references.

It's not like any other Robin hood type film I've seen before. It's kind a of a prequel to the traditional Robin hood



ironically I also saw Cop Out afterwards, and there is a teddy bear in it just like that one.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# /\ this
as part of the film is about him learning/remembering where he came from and he'd been in the army for years his mixed up accent makes sense, but it is irritating for the first hour and a half

the history is a little messed up in terms of chronology but on the whole I really enjoyed it, and I'm a Nottingham lad
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I bloody loved it and didn't care about the history
Who says films have to be Historically accurate?

(I think there should have been a Death Star in there somewhere)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# you are Michael Bay AICMFP
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# and Isabella of Angoulême GMTFH!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Gargantuan Minge Torrent Floods Hereford?

(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# If I went there it would ;D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# oh yes
her first scene is ace
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Then it's a toss up between this and Iron Man 2 for this weekend.


I actually paid to see the new Nightmare on Elmstreet the other week with the missus! Oh dear.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I was amazed that didn't go straight to bargain bin in Asda
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Please don't tell anyone I paid to see it. I will send you cake.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# what kind of cake?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Big good cake.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# OK
*tucks in napkin*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# BOTH!
My favourite bit of Robin Hood was the credits. But that's because my best friend worked on the film :OD

But I enjoyed it too. As long as you're not expecting Prince of Thieves then you'll have a good time.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# its actually pretty funny in places
like POT, they've ripped off Rickman for the Sheriff, and the lion in Disney's for King John
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# It's hilariously poor in some places.
Generally a good standard of hollywood historical actiony thing, but occasionally it has a sudden and lurching segue into monty python. And some scenes make no sense.

Why the fuck does Marion turn up at the end with a load of orphans on shteland ponies? What, she rode all the way from Nottingham with them, in order to throw a load of kids with sticks into an actual war? What kind of mentalist cunt is she? Or is she just trying to get rid of them?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Bowtime, hard earned.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:08, archived)
# I miss Kevin Costner's mullet
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# nice shootin'
:D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Goddamit I hate the Goose Fair.
You walk around a field in the dark. People steal things from you, and they have machines to make you nauseous.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# yes but its the biggest one in Europe!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# And it used to have a tall Red Indian!
Who guessed your age or something
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# in over twenty years, I've never seen or heard of this before
but I bloody hope its true
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Heehee !
"My name is Outlaw"

"Free my merry men"
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Took me far to long but look what I dun (:
Photobucket
Appologies for size.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# This is very good
But it is enormouse.

Can you not resize with a CFB?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Are you browsing on a netbook?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Yes.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Oh.
And on that scintillating note, bye, b3ta, I'm off to Shetland.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:08, archived)
# you've not been asked to go and find a missing girl called Rowan have you?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Aww, not forever I hope?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Back next week :)
Laters!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# ah, the land of my ancestors
beware people with books, for they KNOW THINGS
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
#
If I new how I shall go tinker
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Coo! Veh nice.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:03, archived)
# size is fine, in all respects
and nicely done, too :)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# honky ice cube
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# woonice
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# i'm not sure this is exactly how it went
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Oof!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Having one of his "Black Dog Days"?
Arf!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:43, archived)
# *cracks the whip*
Back in the van!

Sheesh, who let him out again?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# ...eeewwww
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Oh Jesus.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# what?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Your mum rang.
Said not to bother calling back.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Ouch!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Amusing comment.
Factually incorrect though. Unless you count paddling your board in the breakers as touching its private parts.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:55, archived)
# hahahaha!
edit: what they do fail to mention in that article is that those sharks are only 18 inches long, which makes them far less scary...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velvet_belly_lantern_shark
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Mickey Scouse!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Eh, Mickey - you'se so fine!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# i, i, i,
who you callin' fine?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
Top attention to detail!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# hahahaha...
see also
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Making the beast with two greenbacks...

...or something
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# that's genius!!!!
love the kink in it ;)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Excellent Joe
Love that! :)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# dey do doe don't dey doe!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# 'ning!



(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# heheh
Ferry, 'cross the Moosey...
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# 'ning Twiggles!


(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# and a good 'ning / 'noon to you too
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I had a near death experience once
There was a white light at the end of a tunnel and Dusty Springfield was singing and beckoning me. Turns out I was passed out in the Mersey Tunnel with a drag act.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] "welcome aboard"
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# superbly done
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# O_O
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# *fears*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Oh poo!
I was going to do Trout Mask Replica!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Thats rather ace
And another 'Must Listen' album I've never listened to
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# my favourite so far :)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
# ew. Now then
after some cranio-facial surgery in my teens which involved the drilling out of my nostril cavities(yes indeed!) I had a dressing under my nose to seep up all the blood and pus and discovered that it was in fact a nasal tampon. Oh how I laughed. Well I would have done if I could speak, breathe properly and wasn't in so much fucking agony

also - I'll do it for you...
qotw---->
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Sorry confuzzled??
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# prolly for the best
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Ha!
Have you seen how much those things expand? His nose will be blasted off his face soaking up that blood!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
# especially when dropped in a pint of beer
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:49, archived)
# :p
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# that's why they are so rich!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
# nice toy, £500 too much though
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Sounds about right.
Apple are soon going to make themselves as hated as Microsoft.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# I thought they won that prize as soon as they overtook Microsoft in the global rich list this week
poor microsoft, can anyone spare $2b for a cup of tea?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Microsoft Tea
just imagine.........

nope - can't think of any jokes
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Is it fairtrade?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Under the licensing terms, they'd continue to own it all the way through...
"It looks like you're trying to have a piss".

"Would you like me to
- hold it for you
- give it a little shake"

Mind you, if it was Apple, they'd probably try to recall it when you were on your third cup...
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# If you find it's not tasty
just pour it back into the kettle and fill your cup again.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Digital intellectual property is fooked
Microsoft need to make hardware or they'll be left behind (Especially since Google are determined to usurp them).
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
#
Apple are soon going to make *have made themselves as hated as Microsoft.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Really?
I obviously know too many people who ejaculate whenever they hear the word "Apple" or "i*insert random word here*". I thought they were still luvvies
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Oh, they still have the 'Wired' readers.
iDivorcedfromreality
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# no
because most people are stupid
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Isn't that the standard pricing procedure of most american companies?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# ^this^
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] i regret this already
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha
someone's been on fuckingmachines.com (NSFW in case the clue wasn't in the question!)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# also - is that Jennifer Hart?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# ye
aka stephanie powers
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# stephanie powers
;)

EDIT: *looks above*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Powerslave has a brilliant album cover

and arf
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] no reason whatsoever
Full of artifcafty goodness
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Joyce!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Wears Eddie?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# lolwut?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# aha!
*not much the wiser*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# yes, she does
he's a little short on the sleeve though
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Good man
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I made an animation with my albums...
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Oh, now this is very good.
woo
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# This
^
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:25, archived)
# fuckinell
where do you find the time!

excellent
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# blimey
that's brilliant

stop being so brilliant!

:)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:13, archived)
# I love Manic Miner
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I thought it was space invaders until I squinted a bit
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# ....
isnt it mario?

edit: /doesntactuallycareblogasitsjustagoodbitofwork
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:35, archived)
# haha awesome :)

shame it wasn't flat..I take it that was because of reflections?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:13, archived)
# It's not flat because
the room where I built it wasn't big enough to get a decent angle.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# aah haha :)
top job though
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# That
is outstanding! *click*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# HE'S A FREAK!!!
*click*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Superlativeness.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# gah, I've found myself trying to identify the covers
Karftwerk, Mick Harvey, Bowie, Belle & Sebastian, the Breeders

must not do this
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Kylie, Cheeky Girls
Cbeebies Xmas, PJ and Duncan
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# *watches them wreck the mic*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Psyche
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# If I was them I'd wreck Kylie instead.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:29, archived)
# I think
cancer got in there before you.
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 23:46, archived)
# bastard, I was doing that
(although not Mario, that would have been freakishly coincidental)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# you still can!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# do it anyway
it's surprisingly fun - like channelling the spirit of Mark Speight.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# We must perform a Quirkafleeg! :)
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# hehe I played this yesterday
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:28, archived)
# ^ there goes my day right there :D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# :D
see ya tomorrow Prodge!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:50, archived)
# ace
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# It took me a while to "see" this.
Then I saw it, and was blown away.

*clicks*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:22, archived)
# CoR!!!!!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I fucking LOVE this!
:D

*clicks*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:28, archived)
# woah
ding ding *click*
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:38, archived)
# oh my
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# *spots 7 pet shop boys albums*
*bullies*

That's TOP!


(, Fri 28 May 2010, 11:55, archived)
# There's at least one PSB
album in there.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# This is most good, MOST GOOD!
:D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:03, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
With a Capital Click!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# 666
Do I spy the Aphrodite's Child album on there?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Yeah
It's a great album.

edit: I shouldn't say "yeah" when talking about prog rock, since the word "Yes" is more appropriate.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# it most certainly is...
proof that Demis Roussos was once great!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:05, archived)
# FKIN BRILLIANT!
:D
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# excellent work!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Is that Billy Jack/Sexualised single?
by Relaxed Muscle.

/edit sorry drunk.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Is that
The Raven being used as a footpiece?
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 21:11, archived)
# That is really, awfully, very good.
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 22:36, archived)
# too awesome. now i can go get drunk!
(, Fri 28 May 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Clicky!
Not a lot going on down your neck of the woods at the moment, I assume?

Very good...
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Mama Mia that's good!
Although I don't recognise any of the albums :(
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 1:17, archived)
# 3D Mario Approves
Top effort!
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
#
F------g well done!
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 19:09, archived)
# jesus thats aceness
w/y/h/p dude
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Nicely done
If only I had the time to stop lurking......
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 23:24, archived)
# sweeeeet
(, Sat 29 May 2010, 23:40, archived)
# super amazingly amazing
(, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:21, archived)
# fuck the millennium!!
Had that on a cassette single..
(, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:51, archived)
# ooh great work
(, Sun 30 May 2010, 18:33, archived)
# This is so bloody awesome,
I came in my pants.
(, Mon 31 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Blimey, how long did that take?
Brilliant!
(, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:45, archived)
#
great! spotted Super Furry Animals x 2 and perhaps Baby Bird "I Was Born A Man"?, Eels 'Beautiful Freak', Suede "We Are the Pigs", Aphrodite's Child "666" and "The Wicker Man" OST. You share my record collection.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:37, archived)

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