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# One of the lesser known victims of Mr Bird's mental breakdown:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# *punches with fists of spanging pans*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Since when did we start knighting French people?
And why isn't he in a wheelchair, anyway. Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# He saved us from the Klingons, that's why he's being knighted!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Look, look at the carpet.
"THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I'm just waiting for the inevitable 'shop where the Queen is replaced by the borg queen...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
# she was HOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Alice Krige, or the Queen?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# can I choose both?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# no, they'd get mighty jealous of one another.
And don't be so bloody greedy.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# oh alright then
I'll take Lizzy II

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:32, archived)
# would you like that wrapped, or open? Salt and vinegar?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# I am genuinly sickened you fuck!
hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Surely Shatner should get a knighthood?!?
Canada is part of the bloody commonwealth. Come on Queen Liz, sort it out luv!
(daunkle, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:32, archived)
# That's a horrible dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# when did they start giving them a little padded stool to kneel on?
He should be grovelling on the cold hard ground while she sits at an enormous table with an massive banquet on it, eating whole chickens with her hands and throwing the bones over her shoulders to her corgies.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Feasting on the blood of peasants
and condemning innocent men to death. That's a proper monarchy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# You bring your own stool.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# *spangs hard*
I bet she was dying to say that!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# The Queen was never a big fan of The Next Generation
but she did enjoy sitting down with her hot cocoa and watching the occasional episode of Deep Space 9, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I always knew she was a bit wrong...
:o
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# If I'm going to hull I'm dragging Barbarossa with me


b3ta.com/board/10077389

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# no room in my taxi
b3ta.com/board/10075534
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# If it gets to the newsletter I will credit you. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# yaaawwwwwww!
actually, I might be better off distancing myself from it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# please direct all hate mail to
Griffy Savalas,
666 hull
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# *barricades bedsit*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# And now cameron's up there.
Havent they suffered enough?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# It's like groundhog day today
b3ta.com/board/10075541
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# bah!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# haha same thread as mine
also my boss just asked me if I'd heard any good Cumbria jokes!

I believe I might have :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# It doesn't get better than this, from BHLC
b3ta.com/board/10075984
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# haha yes
I thought of that when I saw news footage last night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Easyjet to trial volcanic ash detection system


Actual news story: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/10234553.stm
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# It's funny because propeller-powered planes can cope with the ash anyway... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Arf!
In other news, this is a bit scary....

mahalanobis.twoday.net/stories/3658968/comment
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Do not shag giant scorpions
The message is clear.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Yes, Scorpions give you AIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# back in the day
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# haha
rock on!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Ah, so your country has a reciprocal agreement with us on healthcare?
Well, then you can pay your medicare levy. However, as you're foreign, you must also buy private health cover. Oh, also because you're foreign, you can't buy it at the same rate as the locals can and if you get sufficiently ill, then there's a clause in there saying we'll deport you, regardless of whether you'd be covered for any medical care in your home country.
Cheers,

The Australian Government.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# yay for kev!
it is my iron ore, bauxite and uranium too, so yeah, tax the fuck out of them!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Ah yes, mining...
Exporting uranium to everyone else, but having a fit at the idea of having nuclear reactors here and burn coal instead.
I was trying to get security clearance at ANSTO, but gave up. A test reactor that barely generates enough heat to light a fart (well separated from the area I'd be doing experiments in) and yet they want to do a security check almost as thorough as that expected if I worked at the AWE where they make buckets of instant sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I believe the statement of the law is:
Ah ya whingin pommie bastard, just walk it off or piss off home, ya fuckin pansy!!!

(Sorry, couldn't miss the opportunity, although that's another awesomely shit thing to do to overseas citizens.)
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Heh heh!
So far, no-one's done the 'love it or leave it' bit.
Nah, I do like it here very much, but sometimes feel a bit put on. Not nearly as bad as another place I lived, though...
How're things over the road? I'm bored shitless at work at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# My office has spung a leak.
I'm glad the semester is over, I was pretty sick of teaching. I think all I'll have to do is a couple of consults for some students/mates who may want to harass me. But the uni is going to be oh-so-much quieter.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# anytime you feel like that
just close your eyes and imagine you're in Liverpool on a Friday night, unarmed.

God bless Austrailia
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# My server has once again gone tits up thanks to microsoft so I'm moving to Suse
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Gex was great. Thanks for the nostalgia.
img85.imageshack.us/img85/5315/gex3frontnd6.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# ... is Bill gates making a duck shadow on his shirt?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# yes he is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Looks more like a jackal to me
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# The Gieco Gecko goes postal.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# mesmeric
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Q*Bert
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# you say
I only hear what I want to... you say I talk so all the time soooo....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Lisa Loeb?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# no - tis I...
Prof UnderCover!

*takes off mask and fake boobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Ohhhhhh tis you!
*puts cock back in trousers*

*wipes hand*

Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Hi
how's stuff..?

The music in this coffee shop is not as good as it used to be... the coffee's not bad though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# The amazing thing is that almost exactly the opposite is true in a music shop!
Yeah, I'm good, thanks. Hows the undercover professing coming along?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# not too shabby cheers
currently on 'holiday' which means I'm looking for a summer job...

in better news Mrs Undercover and I had a scan of her tummy yesterday and there's a whole baby in there and we watched the heart beating which was wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# OH FANTASTIC NEWS CONGRATULATIONS!
...and please pass on my best wishes to the father...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Congratulations Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmm!`
Lisa Loeb!

www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/31/lisa_loeb_in_a_thong.html
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Yes that caught my attention too
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# my bum looks better
... I assume - my neck is too fat to be able to turn around enough to see it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# my brain hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# *spasm*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Q bert
:D Edit: Mindpissed by Prodge!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# "Phew!" Haiku


Click for bigger (175 kb)
Almost had a baby there!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Nice haiku.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# You sir,
are a fucking mental!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
#
thanks?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# well that's messed up
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] This should be in my local docs waiting room...


judging by the regular clients nipping out for fags whenever I'm down there.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Does smoking whilst pregnant actually kill teh baby
or just make it a little bit monged?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Stunted growth, nicotine addiction, poor brain development/low IQ, jaundice.
and thats just the mother
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Makes it ginger I think,
with a huge overbite...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# lol
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Well all the local chav's seem to have one of them in their hive,
so something's goin on!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# she could at least have the decency to pull the top down over the ugly spawn belly of hers.
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# But then how would we see her tattos and belly button piercings!?
Am I the only one that's wondered what would happen if someone pulled the ring on a heavily preggers chav's stomach!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# i believe those are stretch marks
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# It's nice to have faith.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I just googled "smoking pregnant" to see if I could find the source image - maybe it's bigger and clearer?
anyway - of course "smoking pregnant" is a porn fetish and not something to stick into google images.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# pffft
*resists urge*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Yeh you ALWAYS find exactly what you google for on the interwebs! Knock yourself out:
chavspeak.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/chav-pregnant-lovely.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Well at least she's drinking mineral water and not vodka, eh.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# FUCK!
that would be dangerous... really dangerous!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Yeah but really sexy and really funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# You'd get stabbed?
I once saw a girl belly flop onto a trampoline and get her belly bar caught in the mesh. That was horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Ew!
Nobody needs to see that... :P
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# it's popular in Stockton
for keeping the birth weight down
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# And you get a kid that gets TWICE the social security payout
and stays where it's put! It's win win!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# The Mars 500 crew selection process made an error
(cymro, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Did they ever. A man with a beard.
WTF were they thinking???? He's going to go beserk after 6 months...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
# that really is a shit logo
I guess all the money went into the simulator
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# and the jumpsuits
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# the look like Kwik-Fit fitters
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# The one in the front looks like Hannibal Lector
That also may have been a mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# "It was the one thing we didn't want to happen"
(Meagrom, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
We'd like something witty
Almost entirely unlike Babe 2: Pig in the City
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# sex in the city 2
- whores in the city
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Derrick Bird is the Word!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Better than doing Bird. Just.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# "There's going to be a rampage tomorrow!" or
It's safer to catch the bus, Busdrivers can't afford guns!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# LOCAL CUMBRIAN HERO KILLS SOLICITOR AND ESTATE AGENT
^ probably not this

inspired by Griffy Savalas
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Oh you fuck! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# haha
you bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Hey little sister shot gun!
It's a nice day to start again.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# IT'S CHRISSSSTTMASSSSS
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# taxi prices go up....who's going to argue?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Every Cabbie has his day
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# UK remake of Taxi Driver goes horribly wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# SUMMER HEATWAVE MISERY CONTINUES
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# you talkin to me?
.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Someone's dying, Lord, Cum-Bri-Ah! Oh, Lord, Cum-Bri-Ah
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Ooof
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hullo for you! (and a click!)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Phew! Wot a Scorcher! (Except in Cumbria where it's minus 12)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# haha!
You bad man. I'm appalled.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Your's was a cracker too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# cha-ching!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
# hahahahahaha
you sick fuck
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Oh god
this one, surely
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# *dies*
Will just one of the clickies stick?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# oh fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
fucking hell i actually laughed out loud at that, good job i work from home.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Trust a Cabbie to take the back roads
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Ha!
He took the 30 mile route to drive 10 minute journey, it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Hey, don't fucking diss Babe 2: Pig in the City
It's a fantastic film (apart from the last action scene which is pants). The scene where they got taken to the pound made my children cry inconsolably for at least ten minutes and sob for several minutes more.

Anyway...
'Storming your Inbox in self-defence'
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# It would also be a good title for
the life story of Jade Goody.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Read that as 'lactation scene'
definitely not enough sleep
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:44, archived)
# ON YOUR FLOTILLA KILLIN YOUR DOODS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Guns don't kill people,
Cumbrian taxi drivers do!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# 'I picked a great day to get a knighthood!'
-Patrick Stewart
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# "I used to go out with a girl who came from a town in Cumbria."
"Cockermouth?"

"Once or twice, yeah."
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Hackney? no he used a shotgun
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Where to guv? Just shoot up the town please mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Sarah Jessica parker walks into a bar
Barman says why the long face
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I hope the meter isn't still running.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I'll give him another twenty minutes; but that's it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Issue 431
As welcome in Cumbria as a hole in the head
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# The distance from Seascale to Boot
8 miles by road
50 miles as the bird flies
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# A Bird through the land is worth two in the mush
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# FREE OIL IN TEXAS - BRING YOUR OWN BUCKET
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# In Soviet Russia
bird shoots you
(Speet1 knows at least 69 love songs, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# A nice fictional metro map.

CFB (warning: absolutely huge)

Some of the station names are somewhat NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Mornington Crescent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Clicks
How much does a ticket to Gash Lane from Munter's Dock cost?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# £1.20
with a Clunge smartcard.
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
# ah mudchute
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# errr... I haz dun un experriment!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:55, archived)
# OMG THAT'S HIS CUM FACE :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:56, archived)
# It's going to be mine from now on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# can you choose your cum face?
i think i'm more or less stuck with mine
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Mine looks like warthog chewing a toffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Well if you will insist on not cleaning your face
after you get spuffed on that is inevitable! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# He looks so scared on his way back round :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# that is a good experiment
now to the furnace with it
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I would have already thrown it in the burner
but it seems to grown spidery legs and legged it... it may be somewhere near you by now it was going like the clappers!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Dan - Dan - DAN- DAN - DAN! - DAN!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL! Autism!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# hahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# great.
definitely great
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# You lot are so fucking cruel!
Laughing at the poor defenceless Autisms :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# I'm laughing with them.
Oh wait, they don't have a sense of humour... must be at them after all.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# S'ok...
...they can't read emotion anyway. They won't be able to tell. And that makes it alright.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Oh, I'm bored of that now anyway
*starts kicking a cripple*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# anyone at work who can recall product or customer codes from memory get called Rainman
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Ha!
I am a bit like that with my mates work phone numbers. But then again, all my friends work in the police and fire services....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# *drum-roll*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Hahaha, it sounds like a bundle of laughs working on the Aldi checkouts...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# *Spins objects*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha nice!
Congrats on the FP too!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Ahahaha
Congrats on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# *checks*
HA! Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Also, it seems it hasn't even made the popular page yet.
I think I might be Monkeon :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# 3.14159265358979323846... etc
So that should be 3.14159265359.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Shove it up your cunt you pedantic fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Now you've got 4 FPs
that obviously gives you the right to behave like a cock.

(Note also that my original comment is appropriate for the subject matter of your post.)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Chill out man!
It wasn't serious. Please make note that this place is not to be taken seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Very true.
However, four FPs does, indeed, give you the right to behave like a cock.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)
# You can shove it up your cunt too
ya shitbucket! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)
# If I was here earlier,
I'd have said that too. As it is, I'll just have to agree instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:55, archived)
# only
if i can split the winnings :D
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# OK,
but 90/10. I don't want you getting to rich and running off from me. Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# excellent!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Full Of Win :o)
*goes back to lining up marbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# AUTISM!
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# pfft
I'm going to avoid getting all pedanty about this.

Fuck it... a relatively low percentage of autistic people are gifted, known as austic savants, or orginally "idiot savant" (pronounced in a french way, idiot). Rainman depicts a savant, rather than your typical austic.

I don't know why I'm going on about this. I think it might be procrastination. congrats on the fp, you fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Cheers cunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# my friend's autistic, he's a drummer
best timing and technique I've ever seen.
I don't know what I'm getting at..
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Somewhere sensible
My brother has autism, and is shite at maths.

He focused his super-vision onto random historical periods as a kid (Tudors mainly), moving onto health products as an adult (the latter means you may find him grumpily but cheerfully running one of your local health shops if you're in North London somewhere).
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
# I'm Autisitic... And i approve of this FP :D
Though I'm better at working the racing odds than at a Casino

(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Cheers ya tard ;)
Do you live in London? If so, please will you come to the bookies with me next week? I am sick and tired of losing money!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Ha Ha
Would do, but I'm in the crappy East Midlands and have no money to bet atm :D
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:23, archived)
# My Nephew has Autism,
I showed him this and he was NOT amused.

Actually he might have been, but after five minutes of trying to get eye contact from an autistic four year old I gave up and got a cup of tea, he wasn't interested in B3ta :(, Probably because it isn't food or Thomas the Tank Engine related.

He does love Thomas, This crazy little rapscallion! Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Smack him round the face.
That'll sort him out!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Liking
Thomas the Tank Engine a lot is pretty much all you need to diagnose autism. I'm 99% serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 7:51, archived)
# I think this is true!
I saw something about one of the little autisms on the tellybox last night, and all he seemed to do was repeat Thomas the Tank Engine over and over.

LOL! It was well funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# ||/\\-||\\-__|/
I suck at maths. Consider yourself sued
(ourharbours \.\..|_/\-\__\|, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Q: Why are there so few Autism jokes in the world?
A: Not many people are intelligent enough to understand us.

:D

/Aspie
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Hahaha!!
As a most-definitely-non-savant aspie (i.e. not one of the cool/useful A.S.D. sufferers) I heartily approve of this post - top work sirrah!

*clicky* for making me chuckle muchly. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 5 Jun 2010, 4:11, archived)
# Why are you guys all lying?
You're all like Rain Man and that's that! So shut it and count the tiles on the wall! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# There's 79 on my kitchen wall...
...and I don't like it because it's not an even number, nor a multiple of four

I would add an 80th tile, but that would mean i have to cut a hole in it for a pipe, which means it's not a full tile? So is it really the 80th tile if it's not complete?

Will i forever be plagued by an odd number of tiles asymmetrically placed upon my kitchen wall?

I will solve the problem eventually, but in the mean time, i will ponder over it every-time i wait for the kettle to boil and long after that point, sometimes well in to the night :D

That's just a short version of the thoughts i put in to my wall tile situation... Why did you have to set me off again? LOL... I'll be up for the next few hours working possible solutions out...

Hopefully i will be distracted by something else before bed...

EDIT: Good to see I'm not the only Aspie/HFA on here. Hello fellow Aspies :D
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Add that fourth tile...
... And then, instead of tile area, which is a rather unpleasing melancholic focus, hows about sides, or corners?! Then each tile (assuming you have regular people tiles :P) has within it a factor of 4. or, focus on both! Then you have 80 (a factor of 4) tiles, each with *4* sides, each with *4* corners... Then they only need to have an area or a dimension which is a factor of 4 and you have 4 factors of 4 within your tiles!
(Narcotic-Nightmares, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Thank-you, Thank-you, Thank-you...
That's a logical way of getting round my problem. Feeling much better for that :D
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# That's all well and good,
but as you have to cut a hole out of a tile, presumably there will actually be an extra, internal edge? Making a total of 5 surely....


*runs away laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 6:23, archived)
# aha
that's downright hilarious!
(Narcotic-Nightmares, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Only average at maths.
Unusual for an aspie I know but I'll roll with the mental part.
(RobDonkey, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 2:51, archived)
# seriously,
would it be that difficult?




EDIT: hahahahaha yay for boobies AND healthy discussion!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# would it be that difficult
to link your post? Or perhaps read the FAQ regarding posting rules?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Also, it wouldn't be unsuitable for work
if twunts didn't post pictures of tits.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Mmmmmm
tits......
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# indeed.
I personally quite like tits.

Although I think my customers were put off by my frenetic tugging.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# no,
but I think if this happened and people actually didnt enter because they were at work 80% of the people here now wouldnt be.

Also, is it also not that hard to have a little consideration and link NSFW content?
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# how about reading the FAQ on NSFW images and stop trying to be a smart arse about it?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# How about differentiating between
a puerile digital arts community and a smut website?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# ^ this.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Some of the material on this post may be unsuitable for the image board.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Not the point

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I'm more offended by the Playbill font
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# *replaces font with Jokerman*
Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Baveuse FTMFW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:55, archived)
#
HILARIOUSCOMICSANS?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# FUCK!
I would recommend against Google Image Searching for Baveuse at work! Fucking French!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Now I like fonts and I also like hardcore pornography.... but which is better?
There's only one way to find out
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# French for "moist"....?
Unless you use Babelfish in which case it comes back as "slobbery".

Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# madman
actually
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# help is available
contact your GP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# sorry
i ate him
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Why not just put this sign up at the front of the Internet?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# But b3ta is supposed to be SFW. That's partly the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# B3ta's at its best when it's border line
but obviously full on tatties and mince is going too far.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Yes I agree
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# BUT I WANT TO POST PORN ON B3TA!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

you knobber
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:59, archived)
# do it!
don't let the man keep you down!

as long as it's humourous - think of the image challenges:

funny cunts

knob heads

fists of fury

big titted french maids getting spit roasted

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Please suggest these as challenges
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# I think he was actually calling you a knobber
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# nah
he loves me really
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# A better solution would be:
1. Have a checkbox on the posting screen "This image is NSFW"

2. Have a checkbox on the profile settings "I want to see NSFW images". Default it to 'No' for not logged in users.

Simplez

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Or just link to NSFW images yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# :)


Biggererer (A4)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# I am confused by this,
is this a poster about paedophilia?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# More about condoms
After all, you wouldn't want to give youngster a dose of the clap.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Bam!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# I think I could live with diagrams where the chocolate starfish is identified by
the symbol *
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Well quite,
I found the two little infographics of the man n women (separate animated GIFs) and just laughed at them straight off, in the animation the starfish 'pulse' aswell, most disturbing!

Built this around that...

*edit* www.rightnow.acon.org.au/mens_sti_checkups see!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Hey thats a gey site
dont link me to that!!!
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# You might prefer this infographic then...
www.rightnow.acon.org.au/womens_sti_checkups
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# that site contains incredible wrongness :O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Lawks a Lordy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Hahaha Chuff
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# I often find
that as long as she's got a chocolate bar in one hand and the receipt for a new pair of shoes in the other, that it makes it much easier
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
What no Ben n Jerry's!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# pffft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Extremely slow animation time
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)
# pfft
unexpected mandrill
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# haha
animated cards are the future
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# wow
that redefines the term "all bell, no shaft"
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# starfish!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Bioioioioiooinnngg
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# that's one fucked up ugly monkey
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I need a lie down. *belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)
# haha
Ow!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# It's........... moving!?!?!!
HELP!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# it moves when you don't look at it directly
argh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# fuck
fucking hell

that's very very wrong
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# *boik*
but woo
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS TO THE 60s
AND I WASN'T EVEN BORN THEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# what about that time we all got transported back to the 70s
and then got knocked back forwards in time by an exploding nuclear bomb?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I was wearing my lucky pants that day
so I wasn't affected
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# bloody mormons
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I tried to mop it up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)
# too much dopamine in the substantia nigra

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# I was conceived in the 60s, just about
perhaps my parents were off their nuts on Strawberries or Pink Elephants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Your Dad used to fill his urethra with microdots
and fire them willy nilly 'cross the cornfields
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# I shall ask him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Me too.
Though my folks were apparently quite square.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:57, archived)
# *waits for it to stop animating*
Actually it really does give me a headache, so I think you get a

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# this deserves a hi cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# what film is that from and does it cum with tissues?
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# 'Career Opportunities'
but watch 'Dark City' instead.

It doesn't quite have this, but at least it's a decent film...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# "When the mambo rhythm starts to play, dance with me, make me sway"
*insta-horn*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Is that her from Labyrinth?
and is it OK for me to feel what I am feeling?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# yes and yes.
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Oh, that's OK then
*carries on*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# born in 1970 and Labyrinth came out in 1986.
Not too sure how long Jim Henson took to shoot a film or the the amount of post production back in those days. But lets say a year.
About 16.
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Is that Jennifer Connoly (sp?)
I could will watch that all day
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# NSFW but oh so very lovely!
is.gd/cCb5w
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# sends link home for some safe at home action.



Mmm Jennifer Connelly
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Oh man, what I wouldn't give to be young again
and a robot
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# She likes to get them out doesn't she?
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# She does?
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED?!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I really, truly, with all my heart
would smack that!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Have it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I think I'm going to run out soon...


And I don't have many WooYays left either... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# urgh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# also, this looks like a Roly Mo rug
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# holy fuck
that's utterly fucking hideous and painful to look at

well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# *vomits*
:D
*vomits again*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# !!! I can see the smell of next Thursday !!!
Synesthesia-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Woah, trippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# if only migraines were the worst headaches imaginable :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# ^ :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# I'm guessing you have some sort of uber headaches?
..and are not referring to some of the Whitehaven victims.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)
# aye, Cluster Headaches
/and bad, bad man for the whitehaven gag ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# ouch
where are my eye stabbers
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# argh...
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# hahaa great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Yay for animated JPGs!
This is truly disturbing - I just wish you could have made the lime green text slightly harder to read!

Love it!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Erm...
It's not animated.
(Dick Champion, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Think it was a tongue in cheek comment.
or maybe I have found a way to make uber animated JPG's... hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# This ^
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# gauehhgngngn
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Bastard bastard bastard
Ouch. I feel dizzy and sick already.

Scintillating scotoma FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)
# truly evil
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# *roasts
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] no, you havent left the gas on
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)
# haha
my girlfriend left the gas on this morning! I think I may have to change the locks....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# *goes to check gas*
*realises house has no gas*
*sighs in relief*
*washes hands*
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I read that over 100 times and its still funny.. :)
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)
# I read it 64 times
in 8 sets of 8
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# 8 x 8! Now I have to turn all my pencils around.
Grr its going to take me all weekend.
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Super stuff = )
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Ha! *clicks*
*clicks again*
*clicks 3 times*
*clicks twice more to make it an even number of clicks*
*realises that's wrong, starts process again*


*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# now wash your hands
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# haha
I like this, but isn't this compo similar to the make the NHS Go Wrong compo or whatever it was called a wee while back?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Isn't every compo
similar to another compo that's happened in the last 8 years?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# meh!
bring back 'photoshop this kitten'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)
# FORK!!!!

morning all : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# hhehee
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)
# "WAITER"
There seems to be a...ummmm...an....eerrr one of those in, in my meal
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)
# *giggles *
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# hahahah! What on earth...? :D
Nings C
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# *gooses*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)
# hot legs
woo!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)

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