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#
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)
# lacist
;)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Needs more going out in the quarters on penalties
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# I think we might go out in the semis on penalties this time.
Improvement innit.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# I used up all my optimism four years ago
Losing Rio should do us a favour, but he needs to shake the team up, a drop a few 'superstars'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Yeah. But he's got the head on him to do it.
Fortunately our group must be one of the easiest, so he's got a little while longer to sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Hi Q!! *Click* marvellous stuff :)
Edit: As seen in 'The Pacific'

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Boink!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# What a twunt (Rooney, that is).
Minor TJ: could you chaps provide me with B3ta-esque swearwords?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# fucksocks
spazmo
mong
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Wobbly-tankspanker?
Edit: There's a few in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# work
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# I think you mean
"w**k".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# POOHEAD
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# gayer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# arsebiscuitry
cockbadger
wankbucket
jizzmelm
titminge fishgash
Mick Hucknall
bagfanny
bumfustication
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:44, archived)
# POOFACE
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:44, archived)
# cuntymints
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# fuckhoses
spunkflower
rumblecunt
cuntpunch

ok I'm making these up
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Can't Geldof do a concert for us?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Goerge and dave could sort it out in a second
with their squillions of pounds.

But it's far more fun to watch the proles suffer for a couple of years.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Gosh I'm glad Ashcroft's meagre pile is safe
under his offshore matress I really am.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I heard a lady on a phone-in show on the radio yesterday barking about foreign aid
"There was that UNICEF thing last night, raised £2million for Haiti, but they've had millions! They've been given so much. And you look at the pictures and it's no better!"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Wait, we're paying millions to give AIDS to forrins?
Bloody Tories!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I knew it was bad, straight after Cameron moved in a Scottish family was made unemployed and homeless
It's got worse!!!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Bandwagon? Moi?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)
# might as well board it myself
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# It wasn't a fox
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# this
needs some bongos dubbing onto it
(NickBlinko Papas Adrianas, Papas Adrianas, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Majestic!
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)
# gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# izityours?

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# It is shopped . . .
just


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# *loads gun*
i'm gonna bag me a trophy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# oooh, that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Yay Beetles!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# might as well jump on the bandwagon

BOOM BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)
# haha
good one : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# ahhh the inevitable march back to the dark ages under Tory rule
excellent shop by the way
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10081075
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Excellent!
I do love this bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)
# ^ Needs more Quo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)
# ah, deep vein thrombosis
that's what happens when you get blood cots



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Oh noes!
not dirty Gerty at number thirty...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# BOOM Boom!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Baby boom
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)
# BOOM BOOM!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)
# BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM,
BOOM BOOM BOOM.
BOOM BOOM,
BOOM BOOM,
BOOM BOOM BOOM.
Basil Brush, war poet
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
#
Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
Let's spend the night together
From now until forever
Boom boom boom boom
I wanna double boom
Let's spend the night together
Together in my room

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# this is what happens when you let google translate write your lyrics
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# looks like jeremy has been redecorating again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Sneaky little ginger git.

Get off my grubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:48, archived)
# haha
is that the baby from here?: b3ta.com/board/10081618
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Yup.
Saw the striking similarities when I saw these titi leon monkeys at a zoo last year.

soulless eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I must say, Kate is looking rough as fuck these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:44, archived)
# she's not a patch on michela strachan
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)
# she's no Philippa Forrester
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Oh Philippa, Philippa!
God how I loved you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)
# hmm - a bit
Jayne Middlemiss always GMTFH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)
# meh
she never looked like she wanted to get her hands dirty
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)
# that's because she no longer gets sprayed with Bill Oddie's magic rejuvenating cream while she sleeps
also - I had a dream last night in which Kate Humble and Suzy Dent were 'entertaining' me while Vicky Coren and Rachel Riley played scrabble together in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)
# pffft
what's rude about bodies?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# tits
ahem
(Lurchio, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:45, archived)
# That really is
The Thinking Man's Wet DreamTM
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)
# *nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# I envy your subconscious sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I may have beheaded them all with a spatula a bit later on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I have to go lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# with a copy of Puzzler?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# 13) An ancient vase, online (5).
That'd be a clue you don't get in that magazine...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)
# MINGE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# So do most of the TV bints after a few years.
Kate just never wears make-up. Never has. And she's a bit weather-beaten. She does spend most of the year on tropical islands or diving in the sea off them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:00, archived)
# i think it's because she refused to slap on loads of make up
so she more 'natural' then the others.

i still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# One ticket to Hull!
(waxdart hello., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Already booked!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)
#
Cunning bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# I had to pause that to see what was going on
hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# yeah...
..just getting to grips with animating in photoshop...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# I like the rotors
nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)
# que? pause?
you mean i don't have to watch it until my eyes hurt?
explain yourself.
-please-
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)
# ESC key is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)
# My Esc key and my F5 key don't get on
and my Insert key can't even look me in the eye after my 'misunderstanding' with it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:37, archived)
# ^ Needs more Fox

EDIT: Bugger (clicked ESC and saw the foxes)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# haha


edit - this'll sort the fogeys from the whippersnappers!
edit 2: see.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Also...

THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# I comprehend so little of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Arf!
ION: My lappy's fucked AGAIN! Third hardware fault in less than 18 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# What brand?
Quick, to Watchdog!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Ashamedly...Samsung. *Hangs head*
Screen went first, then the board/cpu/hard drive and now the hard drive and god knows what else.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Bah!
And a shame, Samsung seem to be pretty reliable in my experience. My netbook and several HDDs are of that brand.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:34, archived)
# They did say they would try and fix it out of warranty.
But I have been waiting for 3 months for them to call me back.Now the lappy is near dying all together.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Down at the Tourettes Clinic...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# haha
there is a recipe in their newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# ha ha I still love this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# wooyay
they need to bring that back, with todays technology it'd be even better.

or much worse, i can't decide.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)
# If ITV do it... worse
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# probably the latter, and imagine the fanboys outcry
slight TJ: Although the Daily Mail are quite happy to pilfer and use other people's images and piccies in their paper and online versions, it appears they are a tad over-sensitive about the possibility of people nicking their photos...

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1284821/Gemma-Arterton-marries-Italian-Stefano-Catelli-Spanish-ceremony.html
tagged images much?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha nice tagging
I might use that...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Subtle tagging
Spent ages trying to find them...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:32, archived)
# definitely worse.
they'd have russell brand presenting it these days.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# MINGE! MINGE! MINGEPIECE!
yay!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
# clicketyclock
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Oh I'm fucked now
Lost the L plate
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)
# You're one of us now...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)
# The iphone, now it's almost as good as a nokia 5800!

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1284731/Apple-unveils-new-iPhone-4-2010-WWDC-Steve-Jobs-handset-fails.html
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# IT'S MASSIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# The all new AIDS version.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Pffft. Apple fail.
I don't understand Apple fandom. It seems silly and shallow. I just want a good tool to do the job with, not a flag to lay loyalty to.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)
# that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Bah
Dum

Tish

Good nings, The Prodge - how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# different day same old job hunting pish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Have you tried experimenting with drinking heavily early on in the day?
I hear it can do wonders for one's outlook.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Depends how you go about owning one
You can act like a fanboy faggot and not accept that it isn't perfect, or you can own one because you honestly and knowledgably think it's the best for you.

I will always buy what is best for me, which so far has been windows computers
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Absolutely.
Hence my use of the word "fandom". It's a tool.

Mind - I suppose with the increasing regression of Western culture towards a more childish approach to life and consumerism, many could be forgiven for treating them as toys.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# It's true
A lot of people do buy them for the fashion status, but often it makes no difference to these people whether they have Windows or OSX so they would naturally choose based on something more important to them, i.e. fashion
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)
# or you can just quietly
own an HTC and actually have a smart phone rather than something that falls short.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I would agree with you
but the fact that my main computer at home is an AmigaOne means that i'm even worse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# pfffft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# oh dear
they do a practice demo on a virtually empty wifi hotspot then wonder why it doesn't work when the room is crammed with tech journos all accessing the same hotspot

style over substance
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Northern Territory Tourism Board fail
pack of
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Ha ha. Took a sec. Can I post this here?


Click for bigger (78 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# FREE OIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# haha
I just received an email from some agency wanting to place staff which had the subject of 'Touching Base' - I actually shuddered. I shall never ever reply to them again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# reply to them but change Base to Cloth and see if they notice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# well that is indeed how I read it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
#
Cloth ham
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Better than Touching Cloth
which is the name of a fictitious dry cleaner's.
Edit : Damn you, Nibus! Damn you to Hades!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Mitchell & Webb FTW :)
Poor David Mitchell put on some brave faces when he kept losing BAFTAs to Armando Ianucci the other night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)
# hahah
the americans will start using our foxes against us next
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# You are Chris Addison on 7-day Sunday
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Shit was that joke on there? I'm halfway through it on listen again
If it's in the first half I'm a plagiarizing bastard if in the second half I'm a genius
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Either way it's all good
...and now I come to think of it I saw him live this week so it might have been then that I heard it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Was he good?
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Very amusing - he's really witty
It was a "pilot" (recorded in the back room of a pub to see how well the format works) for a new panel show called "Show and Tell". The comedians and audience had to bring things in, my friend brought his third nipple and amused the panel for a bit.

My gf has now told me in no uncertain terms that she's going to marry Chris Addison.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Well obviously there is every chance I am him
So send a naked photo of her and I'll see if it's worth getting a divorce
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Finally, after all these years: some oily tea

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# waits for it
waits

waits

gets it - hahahaha.
great. christ I'm slow thismorning.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# please explain
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Say what you see, if you see it, say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Five seconds here we go...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# abbo art red map letters
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Ooo it's good
but it's not right. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# figure it ahht, Cunt.
C
U
Next
Tuesday.. eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# aaah

/gets it now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Oh
Aha
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Aha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# ^ awakenings ^
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Your signature is very accurate indeed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# you have no idea
waterboarding people gets me hard
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# flat out like a lizard drinking

nope don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# kenoath mate
see ya round like a rissole

Edit: strewth ya drongo, it's flamin phonetics !
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# got it :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:02, archived)
# I tried this numerous times:
www.b3ta.com/board/10080636

Cannot get the trophy :`(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# I think it's part of a computer game
not real life, eh.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Oh shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# find lady...hog tie..take her to the train tracks
wait for train...and watch what happens (you need to be looking at her)

/dastardly :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Yup.
Never worked. I want my fuckin money back!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# hmmm weird
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfzcTi52dvU
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# That's not a hog tie.
wrist bonds need to be attatched to ankle bonds for a hog tie.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)
# that's not a knife
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# it's a spoon
Ahh, I see you've played knifey spooney before.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# but I can't wait for Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Bananas!
(Kimbo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 8:56, archived)
# I can't make my mind up if this is a brief peek into the sex life of the Banana
or a vicious assault by a deranged Banana of one of his fellow fruits?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 8:58, archived)
# bananas have no sex life. they are all genetically identical.
TRUFAX
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 8:59, archived)
# RACIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:10, archived)
# they were created by God
the evidence is plain to see
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# No sir. They are not a gift from God. They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One.
The First of the Fallen, the Spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Master Of Abortions
Best of all the Keane songs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:36, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMVAc0pgnOw
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# "the Spoiler of Virgins"...bananas...pfffftttt :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:37, archived)
# haha
perhaps this is why lady veggies are so miserable. Too many phallus shaped fruits and veg around the house and not enough meat ones
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# I believe I filmed him once


Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Haha!
I'd love a pair of glowing shades.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# hello medi
I am eating a banananana right now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# haha! howdies Medi
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
# hahahaha
If God was this ace of base I would start believing in him or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Why can't it be both?
(Kimbo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 8:59, archived)
#
Perverts
(Fly Projector, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:01, archived)
# hahahahahah! Bloody marvelous :D
good nings b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Ning Steve.
Ning one and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# nings Whato
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Tra la la, la la la la, tra la la, la la la la.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:40, archived)
# Bananas!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# He only appears to have three skins?
Is the other one tucked behind?

OooErr...

EDIT: NING B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Ning! Please tell us about your blouse

Is it smashing?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# My Blouse?

RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Oh I See...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)
# I fully expect this to happen if I ask her the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Nanas!


Ningles muddy funsters!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# oh GOD

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# ah now I understand about these fox attacks on young children
(bigbear45 scousers are the barnacles of society, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 7:59, archived)
# Is it Paedo Tuesday already?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 8:22, archived)
# yes
*fondles*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 8:55, archived)
# yes
*grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# breaking news!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 6:04, archived)
# ERIC CARR IS A ZOMBIE?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 6:25, archived)
# that's how he got away with it
pretending he's dead
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 7:27, archived)
# hey, it worked for Paul Gadd.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 7:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
sick fucker
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 7:37, archived)
# probably been done to death but it did make me lol
not shopped
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 5:23, archived)
# I hope they ruled out child abuse, first of all
can they be sure it wasn't a dingo?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 5:47, archived)
# really this is just going to lead to the deaths of a lot of innocent foxes, I cannot endorse this
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 5:50, archived)
# There's no such thing as an innocent fox.
They kill our chickens, so they must die. Death to foxes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 8:10, archived)
# Awesome, a screenshot of a right-wing news site
is it for those of us who don't have internet?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 8:43, archived)
# it's fox news
fox news







fox wit
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:23, archived)
# christ I'm slow this morning
yeah I get it

d'oh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh.
I get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)
# ha ha
tops!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)
# He's on fucking fire!!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/10256092.stm
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Not a bright spark.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Well, for about 30 seconds,
the brightest he'd ever get!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Darwinism
My neighbour stuck a (wooden handled) fork through an underground 11KV cable. Melted the tines right off.

He had to sit down for a while after that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Shit, I'm going to bed now before my eyes implode.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:58, archived)
# "We have had a number of these types of burglaries recently and we want emphasise that the intruders are putting themselves in highly dangerous situations where death could result from dishonesty."
no they shouldn't, they should let the fuckers fry

bash.org/?4753
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:59, archived)
# YAY!
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:02, archived)
# also
bash.org/?212775
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:06, archived)
# on that note....
bash.org/?147182
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:21, archived)
# I've spent far too much time reading that site in the past
bash.org/?334762 is one of my faves
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:45, archived)
# ha ha,
My mind's movie theatre had no trouble portraying that for me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:50, archived)
# hehe
night night

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Shocking.
Just found this, not sure what it means.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:38, archived)
# I appreciate the amount of detail you put in to the cameltoe
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:43, archived)
# That's not his vagina
it's his balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 2:12, archived)
# I'm guessing from your statement
you've never been serially bully-rammed by a fat-fannied 70s elvis ladyboy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 2:31, archived)
# "bully-rammed"
Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 6:31, archived)
# It's a tiny bit tight on me, if that's what you're implying.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 2:29, archived)
# I'm shocked!
It appears that Extreme Elvis is no longer. I found this on Nude Elvis's Wiki page-

"(eXtreme Elvis) was permanently shut down years ago by the FBI and Homeland Security for copy write infringement and other heinous crimes... Aside from a few online interviews, a story in Gigs From Hell[9] and fading memories of the fascinating biography from his old site, nothing remains but a small handful of unforgettable performances which remain seared into my brain. Extreme Elvis burst on the about scene eight years ago, leaving a trail of carnage, urine stained blue suede shoes, feces soaked mikes and broken hearts."
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 2:44, archived)
# My kinda guy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 2:54, archived)
# Shit, there's all kinds of good stuff to be had from that reference
www.sleazegrinder.com/Gigsfromhell.htm

Youtube has a bunch of these bands.

For ex.-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrV-mBLv17Q
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 3:00, archived)
# and then there's divine intervention*
www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/3787149/Girlfriend-hit-by-lightning-before-proposal
original story: www.citizen-times.com/article/20100607/NEWS01/100607035

* actually just fucking stupid, shouldn't have been out in that weather..
"When other people would see the rain and turn around, I go looking for sunshine and grab it when I find it."
dumbass
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 5:22, archived)
# proof that god has a bitching sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 6:02, archived)
# hallelujah!
christianblogs.christianet.com/1124202561.htm
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 6:27, archived)
# I approve
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 8:26, archived)
# That's me for the fartsack. 'night b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:29, archived)
# goodnight
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPWaQKuqENU
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:38, archived)
# I thought that made you explode
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:39, archived)
# it made me explode, all right.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Hahaha
I also enjoyed this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9XazHZOVoY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:00, archived)
# I'm offf in a minute too.
Not to sleep, but I have shit to write and you fuckers are distracting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)
# it's 'cause we're sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Yeah, it's too hard to write when the laptop won't sit straight on your lap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:44, archived)
# BONER!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Thank you for taking what I alluded to and typing it in big letters.
Subtlety is dead ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:47, archived)
# I had no idea what you were talking about
I just heard "BONER!" and suddenly nothing else was important anymore
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:50, archived)
# This is exactly what happens when I execute stunningly genius subtlety around my
mates moronic mob.

and boners
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:51, archived)
# What do you have to write? Can we help?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Just self-indulgent waffle.
But if I want to be serious about it I need to get at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:43, archived)
# And miss out on the late night wander to the shop to restock?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Foxconned!
Mmmm, my first effort on B3TA. Topically a few days late mind.

Bit big, me thinks?


(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:09, archived)
# I have to say, I was expecting more foxes.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Here's one !
Don't let him smoke on you!
(SquidHead, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:18, archived)
#
CAT EATING FOX
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:19, archived)
# ha ha !
we should be working to re-establish the cuteness of foxes, after this major blow to their reputation...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXk-Ez9Qy3M&feature=fvw
(SquidHead, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:24, archived)
# You have to watch it all the way through with the volume turned right up
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:28, archived)
# on a similar note
a cat stuck his tongue right down my ear today. Totally unexpectedly. Is it wrong that I found it slightly arousing ?
(SquidHead, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Ears are an erogenous zone.
So yes. Yiff in hell, furfag.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Depends if you reciprocated
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:37, archived)
# I did a little
but nothing below the waist
(SquidHead, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:40, archived)
# I would call it lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Did you have milk in your ear?
/Laurel & Hardy blog
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:43, archived)
# i don't think so
but I guess I might have..
(SquidHead, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:45, archived)
# I did
...but now the neighbors are looking at me funny when I step out onto the porch :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:54, archived)
# probably
more to do with the fact that you're somehow typing as you walk out of the house.
(SquidHead, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:59, archived)
# It was a conn
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:12, archived)
# I do feel conned :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# even out-foxxed?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Hmmm
Do gingers *really* have giant cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Well, only one way to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:21, archived)
# or gloves
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 3:48, archived)
# BIGGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:10, archived)
# 280KB. You see Mu, this is proper art.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# STRONGER!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I'm not saying HARDER
it sounds gay
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:28, archived)
# What's wrong with gays?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Some of them are ginger
And one of them is Graham Norton
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Stephen Fry more than makes up for Norton's crimes against gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:33, archived)
# I had a go on an iPad this weekend
and to be blunt will probably get one, seemed amazing! :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Grroogoo-goo-goo-goo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEs7Bu9c2GI

I am still waiting for a device with jalapeno.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:28, archived)
# So, what are they actually for?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Less expensive than a lap top
with funky things
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:35, archived)
# More expensive than a netbook
With much fewer useful things
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:36, archived)
# But what does an iPad do?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:37, archived)
# I read that as:
Less expensive than hip hop.

- that's not even slightly dirty. Stupid brain.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Wireless photo frames
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:35, archived)
# It's broken Australia's internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:24, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Poisonally
I'd separate the first and second images as one joke and have the third frame as a seperate joke. I had a naughty guffaw before I'd even read the last panel!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 2:51, archived)
[challenge entry]

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Oh-ho, the Gingers are fighting back!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:51, archived)
# yeah!
watch out! we've got giant cocks.
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
# You're thinking of black people.
Gingers are the ones with sunburn and no girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:53, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Sorry, I saw Graham Norton and punched my computer to pieces in disgust
I'm sure the rest of the video would have completely changed my impression of ginger people though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:56, archived)
# I did try to find one wihtout him
but I couldn't in 10 seconds
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:57, archived)
# :( Alas, you've sumed it up pretty well there.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:54, archived)
#
have are
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:51, archived)
#
ant nger

Ewww
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Solidarity!
Hail Brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:57, archived)
# here
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Lovely.
Ta very much. I will wear it with Pride.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:02, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:08, archived)
# GAY
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Hahahaha, Ginger pride indeed!
Gingers aren't even people.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Fraternal love
All of the fun and none of the sex. Unless you want to
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:21, archived)
# where do blonde people fit in all of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Pfft
Half Breed.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:05, archived)
# we'll just bide our time....
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Well blonde women fit on my cock. Just.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:06, archived)
#
have are

Edit: Bastard mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:11, archived)

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