It's all fun and games until...
Long time no see B3ta. Doodled this in my sketchbook and I liked it, so I thought I would share:
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 2:42,
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Sinister.
Which I like. I'm currently making a sinister picture in Paint. I never thought I'd be drawing tiny pixel pentagrams.
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 2:47,
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It's been so long since I've drawn anything so I've been secretly dying to tell someone about it.
Another couple of hours tomorrow and it should be about done. It also features tiny skulls and tiny Mini's.
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 2:51,
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Paint.
I use bottled ink for most things these days. You get some really creepy effects and lines you can't really emulate on the computer by throwing ink at paper with a brush or dip pens.
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 2:57,
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I'm talkin' MS Paint, champ.
It's the only think I draw in these days. Unless I grab a broken Biro and sketch out something.
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 3:01,
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Yeah I guessed
Hard to do pixels in water colours... tho that would be fuckin' AWESOME.
Actually looking at my sketchbook there's quite a lot of crap in here that might make good B3TA fodder. I just need to be arsed to scan it all in, and fight the scanner when it fucks all the colours up.
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 3:05,
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Actually looking at my sketchbook there's quite a lot of crap in here that might make good B3TA fodder. I just need to be arsed to scan it all in, and fight the scanner when it fucks all the colours up.
Hahaha
I'm pretty sure that's my old car in the background.
I had a rover 214 that looked exactly like it.
My new car is much better but still roughly the same colour.
I feel like we're bonding here.
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 1:31,
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I had a rover 214 that looked exactly like it.
My new car is much better but still roughly the same colour.
I feel like we're bonding here.
I had a Peugeot 504 diesel wagon whose interior
was exactly the colour of the dog's skid trail.
Let's have a group hug!
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 2:13,
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Let's have a group hug!
Oooh holy diver you've been cropped too wrong in the midnight sea.
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 1:15,
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The fuck you chattin' 'bout, jerk?
OH. OH OH OH. Fuck, I'm too busy flicking between windows and crying to be even slightly perceptive of usernames. My bad.
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 1:21,
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Reading her profile I think she's a merkin. I also think she's a dude. You should totally chat her up.
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 1:29,
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2 pints will sort you right out
unfortunately, this approach often leads to more pints and more hangover...
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 2:24,
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I am sorry... But I must ask
Are the girls on the floor having a competition blowing coloured ping pong balls from their pussies???
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 11:03,
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im afraid
you have animationitus and its only cure is a healthy dose of woo :D
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 0:54,
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God's bum.
He's got the whole world
Up his bum!
He's got the whole wide world
Up his bum!
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 0:07,
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Up his bum!
He's got the whole wide world
Up his bum!
hahahaha
ahahahahaha
*grats on the being a gp by the way, you should be well proud, and you photoshop penis' aswell- some people have all the luck
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:44,
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*grats on the being a gp by the way, you should be well proud, and you photoshop penis' aswell- some people have all the luck
Thank you!
Unfortunately I do often find my GP stuff eats into my penis photoshopping time.
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:49,
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Is there much interesting stuff to do as a GP
or is it the old and worried mothers?
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:50,
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A lot of it's fairly straightforward like people needing sick notes, repeat prescriptions or coming with coughs and colds.
You've got very limited time per person so you don't want too many people coming in with interesting stuff cos the boring stuff's usually quick to sort out.
But you do get interesting / unusual cases every day and occasionally very sick people who need urgent hospital admission. We do a couple of home visits a day too.
People tend to have specialist interests as well. Mine's dermatology so I get to cut off moles and things.
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:57,
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But you do get interesting / unusual cases every day and occasionally very sick people who need urgent hospital admission. We do a couple of home visits a day too.
People tend to have specialist interests as well. Mine's dermatology so I get to cut off moles and things.
But they only missed one payment, how cruel.
Well congratulations on the new job
if The Fiend speaks the truth
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 0:04,
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if The Fiend speaks the truth
Congrats Toucan
I feel like I'm partly behind this with the number of questions I've asked about your career in the last couple of years. Kept you focused.
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 0:05,
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Yes you were a great help.
I'm always here if you need any sub-standard medical advice.
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 0:09,
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Thanks, that'll be handy
I finished my degree yesterday so I've plenty of time for hypochondria.
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 0:14,
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Job at an economic consultancy in covent garden in september
Lying around until then.
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 0:25,
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btw if you have a house in london i could i have i'd be real grateful
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 0:35,
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Umm... I have half a house in Birmingham and I'm kind of using it.
Sorry.
I have a tent, you could live in a park.
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 0:55,
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I have a tent, you could live in a park.
even though i typed it... i still read that as "uncocked bread"
COCK ALL THE BREADS!
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:22,
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I thought of something like that fust
but I'm thick and couldn't get it to fit.
Curses.
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:00,
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Curses.
good gravy man
I can only just barely use gimp, animation is a black art!
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:25,
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I've been trying to use gimp
but it seems almost deliberately counter intuitive. And it's frustrating that transparency doesn't seem to work when resizing a layer...
Or maybe I'm just thick.
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:42,
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Or maybe I'm just thick.
Well
this was in links earlier www.b3ta.com/links/Semen_Cookbook
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:56,
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nearly peed my pants when I misheard my wife singing the song... :)
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:02,
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You got on the front page with your maiden post!
Well done!!! :D
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:07,
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Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeomuuullllllllllllsionnn
I always thought the Creomulsion people should have gotten Aerosmith to do their jingle.
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Thu 10 Jun 2010, 19:23,
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mine end up like this at times too
maybe to do with layers somehow?, but I'm sure I must just just select the 'spack' option by mistake and this is the result I also sometimes get too...
Still it makes me laugh every time it happens :)
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:33,
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Still it makes me laugh every time it happens :)
Pfft!
The second one looks like The Dutch Inventor Mediocre. In fact, they all do.
See?
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:47,
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See?
Awww! Sorry to hear that Mu :(
If it makes you feel any better, I found out what I will be doing in my new job today and it's ace ;)
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:36,
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No, but it does involve doing stuff
IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY! And probably meeting lots of famouses! Woot!
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:38,
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Mod Edit.
This reply has been selected for entry in MORE (most original reply ever)
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:45,
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So this is what it looks like when you're repeatedly headbutted by a cow!
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:47,
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Looks like we're walking away from this one empty-handed, boys!
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:37,
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your toyota is my toilet
i left you a little gift in the glove compartment
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:25,
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fuck it
i've had one glass of wine and my diminished capacity for alcohol means that it's starting to hit me hard. i'm off to watch black sheep before i'm too pissed. i may do some drunken posting later. if not, i'll see you all on the 21st. 'bye!
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:39,
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....but the fact is, the bite radius on this animal is different than the wounds on the victim.
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:46,
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full ahead.
i can go full ahead, come on down and chum some of this shit!
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:48,
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it's all psychological.
You yell rat, everybody says, "Huh? What?" You yell fox, we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:04,
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ha ha!
Oh that is so, so brilliant. Have a woo and a cor blimey guv'nor
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:50,
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Thank you, kind people.
I've had this in my head for days, so glad it's finally out.
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:52,
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y'see, the thing about a fox
he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
and when he comes at you, he don't seem to be living.
until he bites you.
then those black eyes roll over white...
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:51,
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and when he comes at you, he don't seem to be living.
until he bites you.
then those black eyes roll over white...
hahaha!
I love the little blackboard drawing!
edit: yes, i replied to the wrong message
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:53,
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edit: yes, i replied to the wrong message
Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
For we've received orders for to sail for ole England,
But we hope in a short time to see you again.
We will rant and we'll roar like true British sailors,
We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty five leagues.
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:56,
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Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
For we've received orders for to sail for ole England,
But we hope in a short time to see you again.
We will rant and we'll roar like true British sailors,
We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty five leagues.
here lies the body of mary lee
died at the age of a hundred and three
For fifteen years she kept her virginity
not a bad record for this vicinity
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:10,
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For fifteen years she kept her virginity
not a bad record for this vicinity
front's bow, back's stern
if you don't get it right squirt, i throw your ass outta that little round window on the side!
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:13,
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marlin? stingray? bit through this piano wire?
don't you tell me my business again
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:23,
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Not like going down the pond, chasin' bluegills and tommycods..
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:27,
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I was thinking mighty boosh and crack fox
still dont bother with the news anymore its all poo
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:09,
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as soon as i saw it
the first thing that came to mind was when vince asked the crack fox what he'd been eating
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:12,
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Dante the rascist badger -
top bloke. Nick the Tennis rat is ok too
apart from old gregg the hitcher, nabboo, colin the reaper, jurgen haaarbourmaster, and 300 others crack fox is my fave
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:15,
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apart from old gregg the hitcher, nabboo, colin the reaper, jurgen haaarbourmaster, and 300 others crack fox is my fave
i find him a bit creepy
due to a fox-related nightmare.
tony harrison is definitely my favourite, but i love old gregg anbd would definitely do saboo
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:17,
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tony harrison is definitely my favourite, but i love old gregg anbd would definitely do saboo
do you love me?
are you playing your love games with me?
i just wanna know what to do
'cause i need your love a lot
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:22,
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i just wanna know what to do
'cause i need your love a lot
mmm
dingo story all over again
funny i live in the country and never see foxes, altho i think they dress as vicars or something to hide
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:06,
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funny i live in the country and never see foxes, altho i think they dress as vicars or something to hide
This bit of that piece gave me the idea -
'Since the incident pest controllers set fox traps in the back garden of the house. A fox was discovered in one of the traps on Sunday night and was destroyed by a vet.'
Because there's only one fox in London afterall....
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:11,
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'Since the incident pest controllers set fox traps in the back garden of the house. A fox was discovered in one of the traps on Sunday night and was destroyed by a vet.'
Because there's only one fox in London afterall....
The Tories will announce plans for an urban cull, swiftly followed by the overturning of the fox hunting ban..
*covers crystal ball*
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:14,
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Fellows, let's be reasonable, huh?
This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a Fox... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little boy spill out all over the patio.
/this image deserves every woo it's getting, and more :)
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:03,
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/this image deserves every woo it's getting, and more :)
The only thing a fox does is swim, eat and make baby foxes
I like this!
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:03,
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Brilliant
Just brilliant!
This is going to be one of those 'I was there then' moments I feel.
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:30,
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This is going to be one of those 'I was there then' moments I feel.
Now this I like a lot!!!!
Ha ha ha
Edit: Why oh why is this not an FP... it's brilliant?!!!
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 23:36,
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Edit: Why oh why is this not an FP... it's brilliant?!!!
it's always a tragedy whenever a child is hurt,
but how can an animal that skittish be that brazen?
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:40,
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Guess that it's all the bins in London being so full of tasty grossness,
it's attracting the little beggars, so they get used to Humans.
Maybe we need to re-condition fear of humans into them. Next time you see one it's your duty to kick it in the face.
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:43,
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Maybe we need to re-condition fear of humans into them. Next time you see one it's your duty to kick it in the face.
*pulls the trusty old steelies out of cupboard*
It's a duty.
i'll try not too enjoy it too much.
=)
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:45,
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i'll try not too enjoy it too much.
=)
just goes to show
even burying your baby 2 feet under snow is no guarantee
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:40,
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got there first :P
hahaha i was going to do that but gifbin is full of viruses, just to let you know, you should virus check :D
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:41,
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hahaha i was going to do that but gifbin is full of viruses, just to let you know, you should virus check :D
Drat
Can I refer to mine as an homage to the Fiend? :)
Edit: I'm using Keepvid and ripping videos from Youtube (hope that's less buggy) :s
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:43,
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Edit: I'm using Keepvid and ripping videos from Youtube (hope that's less buggy) :s
not bad
looking forward to watching black sheep later with a glass of blossom hill, yourself?
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:35,
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Black Sheep the zombie sheep movie?
or Black Sheep the Chris Farley 90's comedy?
Either one was good though.
Anyway, i'm doing good. Mostly a lurker here these days though. And spamming my blog like this too, naturally.
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:37,
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Either one was good though.
Anyway, i'm doing good. Mostly a lurker here these days though. And spamming my blog like this too, naturally.
the zombie sheep one, of course!
been meaning to watch it for ages
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:40,
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You really should.
One of the most original ideas for a zombie outbreak, ever..
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:42,
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It'd make a great stage play.
Not many zombie films can claim that possibility..
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:46,
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I was once in a film filmed in ponty pool
called the job... i think, about a bank job.
That had zombies in it. I remeber getting run over and I think shot and freewheeling down a hill in a wheel chair. coincidentally I litterally got run over around the same time. Happy days
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Wed 9 Jun 2010, 1:17,
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That had zombies in it. I remeber getting run over and I think shot and freewheeling down a hill in a wheel chair. coincidentally I litterally got run over around the same time. Happy days
where doodling is concerned, there is no such thing as 'too much'
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:49,
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I think this is cool.
I'm stroking my unshaven chin and pondering it.
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:55,
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if doodling is a euphemism
then you probably do.
however, if you mean drawings such as this, then you don't.
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:56,
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however, if you mean drawings such as this, then you don't.
not bad
just having a bit of a hissy fit over mixed up deliveries and housesitting. and my tattoo has finally healed!
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:31,
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cubism
but is it art?
ace doodle:D im sure you could sell stuff like that :D
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:02,
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ace doodle:D im sure you could sell stuff like that :D
This was back in my rave flyer days.
Made an honest coin & spent it all on funtimes.
Raves, mostly..
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:18,
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Raves, mostly..
hmmmmm
very nice
ill have to try that
I assume you mean literaly overlapping doodles
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:05,
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ill have to try that
I assume you mean literaly overlapping doodles
I just like pictures within pictures, when drawn by hand.
I blame Dr. Seuss books.
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:10,
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It's the baby from Nevermind.
The original is A3, so I just picked a section & sliced it..
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Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:14,
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