(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:55,
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^this
although im still a bit too close to liverpool than i'd like scouse cnuts keep coming down when the suns out and leaving disposable bbq's all over the place
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:00,
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that's why i dislike liverpool
it's the cunts that get noticed and they give the rest of us a bad name
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:02,
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yeah don't get me wrong
i know a load of decent scousers too
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:06,
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me too
but, as i say, it's the cunts that get noticed
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:08,
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You must live near me.
That'll get him worried
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:11,
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are you the one leaving these disposable bbqs all over the place then?
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:24,
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i'm saying that a large proportion of football fans where i live will drink vast amounts during matches, often leading to fighting and vandalism/injury/death/pissing up my front door. they may do this anyway, you might say, but the majority of them don't drink like that in the daytime unless they're watching football
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:54,
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People are idiots. You should know that.
If it isn't one thing, it's another. Without football we'd all be getting worked up over the cricket, and then how stupid would we look?
(El Cid...wing attack plan R...,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:47,
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cleared the cache?
tried another browser? restarted the machine?
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:48,
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All mine are fucked as well then
Even the 3 at work. Mebbe it's Firefucks...Anyone else using it?
(loonybeangiving as good as he gets since,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:48,
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been using firefox on different machines over the day and hadn't any problems so far...
Edit: I just updated Firefox to the newest version (3.6.3) and it's suddenly showing the exact problem you people described EditEdit: suddenly back to normal again... WTF?
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:53,
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Did the same in Chrome
...
(El Cid...wing attack plan R...,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:56,
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As far as I know,
Firefox and Chrome don't share any coding similarites. What gives?
(loonybeangiving as good as he gets since,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:00,
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I have a feeling it's hosting-related
could you check if it's happening for images that are NOT hosted at b3tards?
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:13,
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Just checked a few on Micto's site
as he hosts them himself, and they seem to be fine. b3tards it is then!
(loonybeangiving as good as he gets since,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:33,
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Hmm. Could be b3tards, noticed some odd glitches recently
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:10,
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^
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:13,
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Patrick Stewart has been in Star Trek, Lifeforce, Excalibur & X-Men, so immediately appeals to my inner nerd.
James Corden (from a personal point of view) has done absolutely nothing of worth.
I'd like to think that Mr Corden offended in some way earlier/off-camera, thus spurring Patrick Stewart into fulfilling his duty to (try) and take the arrogant fuck down a peg or two.
Unfortunately, I can't get over the feeling that Picard was coasting on Dutch courage, and trying far too hard to appeal to the all the hip kids, out there..
I think he grossly misjudged what kind of people are likely to attend something called "The Glamour Awards"
Something tells me it's not the kind of crowd that would watch Star Trek, Lifeforce, Excalibur or X-Men, and probably wouldn't agree with your views on James Corden (or mine for that matter!)
I don't think it's going to hurt either of their careers much though. I think that world agreed JC was a cunt a long time before this debacle!
Picard made a light-hearted jibe (its what comedians do, right?), then fatman became really obnoxious and shoved himself in his face and made a somewhat below the belt comment about him dying soon. His lack of comedic spontenaiety shone on that embarrasing encounter that only endorsed my opinion of him as a cunt.
(superstoateris so mauve, you don't know what he's planning,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:50,
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i hadnt seen that before...
had me laughing like a fool!
(ginsoakedboywould like a nice cup of tea,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:27,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: THE WORLD CUP
As the entire nation goes World Cup loopy, we're no different at b3ta. So before England's inevitable early exit on penalties, photoshop the World Cup. It'll be over before you know it, honest.
(Fraserhas joined the Moomins.,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:53,
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NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
NOT MORE FUCKING FOOTBALL!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:54,
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(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:16,
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you could have him
trying to get into a hip dino nightclub. they could all be there, with sundrop on the door, refusing to let him in on the basis that he is a cat disguised as a dragon, not even trying to disguise himself as a dino
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:17,
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I'm going to be colouring in the lizard if you get my drift.
1) Wanted a motherboard that will last a while and take i7 processors.
2) He seemed to be unable to crimp an RJ45 end.
EDIT: Can take up to 16gig ram though:)
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:43,
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Oh man, I just rebuilt my PC and it is seriously sweet.
The case I got had 2 fans in it and then I bought another 5 case fans and a CPU cooler with 2 fans and I swapped the graphics cooler for one with twin fans and put a fan on my northbridge and got a power supply with a huge fan and got some fans that sit over the ram slots. I've been playing Theme Hospital with the graphics settings all turned to max and it is fucking sweet!
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:45,
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(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:56,
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Sidewinder X6
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:59,
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Dude, you're still gonna need fans to cool the radiator. So in fact you've just got a fan / water hybrid.
All the risks of water leaks with none of the awesomeness of having loads and loads of sweet-ass fans all whizzing round and flashing different colours and being totally impressive.
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:52,
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Yeah but where else would I put the goldfish?
huh?
HUH?!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:55,
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Silly riverghost, what would any motherboard do with big angry male sheep?
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:46,
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YOu're thinking of Carol Vorderman.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:55,
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Usually you'd be right, but right now I'm thinking about frankfurters.
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:09,
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Well a nice curry would be favourable.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:49,
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Right in the kisser?
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:36,
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Has is leg just got bigger?
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:36,
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No
Guess i ought to write that one down
(Scrambled Eddwww.eddsworld.co.uk,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:37,
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Woo though
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:38,
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Needs more BOOM!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:38,
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make mario look cooler than that, at the moment he looks like he's trying to warn people about the imminent apocalypse
but otherwise yes, good, i would like to kiss you
(Lightguyhail satan,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:40,
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Well that's what Cusack's face looked like
haha
(Scrambled Eddwww.eddsworld.co.uk,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:41,
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Any better?
(Scrambled Eddwww.eddsworld.co.uk,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:48,
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Much
(Fitznicelyinto a thimble,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:15,
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Thoughts.
1. I think it's a scene from a film, perhaps starring Matthew Broderick? 2. Your animation for Mitchell and Webb is frikkin kwality! 3. I like coleslaw.
(CakieRose from the dead on,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:44,
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"Say Anything"
If you could hear it, the boombox would be playing Peter Gabriel's 'In Your Eyes'..
(ginsoakedboywould like a nice cup of tea,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:04,
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Can she poker face?
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:05,
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If you want,
but you might burn your cock.
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:05,
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sorry bad joke
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:06,
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Knob-related injuries are rarely funny ;)
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:07,
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unless
they happen to someone else. then they are highlarious
(ginsoakedboywould like a nice cup of tea,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:09,
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At a post wedding meal / disco a few years back, was having a slash when the fella at the urinal next to me finished and zipped up with a bit too much drunken gusto
And if I had to be honest I felt on odd mix of pity, embarrassment, (hard to look someone in the eye after you've seen them stood whimpering while trying to undo a zip without causing "bleeding") but the other emotion was a twinge of "thank fuck it wasn't me"
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:23,
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A friend of mine
once zipped himself good and proper while at his girlfriend's house. Managed to whimper her name and she came upstairs and tried to free him but just made it worse. He was bleeding quite badly and despite his protestations she got her Dad.
He ended up driving my mate to A&E where they cut him out of the zip, it was wound right round the mechanism apparently.
2. use the wedge if you aren't on the grass 3. don't tell your fellow golfers that they are doing a bad job at golf 4. give a friendly smile to strangers and tell them you are 'playing through', wherever you see them.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:54,
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I like the idea of a Brian Blessed golf cart that puts other golfers off their stroke.
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:58,
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*folds*
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:20,
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Is he going clubbing?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:50,
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No you're thinking of Navy Seals
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:51,
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Hahaha superb!
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:54,
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GOLF SALE >
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:54,
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arf!!
:)
sorry for TJ the after girl here looks a bit wrong...!
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:55,
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i like this anicent rule
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:56,
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drop weight
get a giant head! :D
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:58,
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i don't want a giant head!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:01,
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well dont follow
the rule :D
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:04,
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hahahha, the people "designing" web ads are getting lazier and lazier.
Or dumber and dumber.
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:59,
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both
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:02,
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anicent rule?
huh?
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:58,
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stop eating
more than you need! :D my sister recently had a stomach op to help her loose weight - now my thinking is she must have been eating to much to maintain her weight. now she has lost 3 stone in a few weeks just by not being able to eat! then again i'm a fat git so maybe i should do it! :D
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:02,
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that op is great
16 stones and counting
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:05,
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she was sliced and diced
to loose weight - apparently it cured her Diabetes too! it seems mad to me!
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:06,
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i was borderline diabetic
i'm not now. did she have the bypass? that's what i had
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:08,
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yeah she did
i dont think she actually had diabetes - i'm type 2 but i cant see how having the op can cure that - unless your eating a lot of sugary food.
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:11,
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me neither
but it seems to work
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:12,
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i need to loose weight
but i dont think this is the solution for me :D
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:13,
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cut out bread, potatoes and fizzy drinks
that should help
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:14,
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damn my 3 fav things!
hehehe
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:15,
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Allo, sorry to crash your discussion but I read
an article couple of years ago, Royal Liverpool Hospital I think. They had discovered that diabetes was regularly disappearing as a side effect of the bypass wossname. Only way I could guess (not being medical) is that the part of the gut that was removed formerly absorbed something that perpetuated the diabetes. At the time I think they discussed the possibility of doing the op for diabetes alone, regardless of wanting to lose weight. Dunno if anything came of it, not kept up to date. Anyroad it's done you a power of good, congratulations.
(edjogsCollared doves are shit.,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:24,
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thanks :)
one of the ways you're almost sure to be approved for the op now is if you've got diabetes
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:36,
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type 2 can be caused by a build up of fats surrounding the pancreas,
at a guess, by a dramatic loss of weight, some of that may be broken down, allowing the pancreas to function a little more efficently
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:15,
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oh right
thats probably it then! :D
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:19,
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Obesity + high fat intake increases insulin resistance.
Not fully understood though.
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:15,
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i've never understood why
i'm over weight - i hardly eat - walk everywhere and undertake expeditions to the north poll every couple of weeks :D
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:21,
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I've been ridiculously thin for most of my life.
Helped in part by constantly forgetting to eat at mealtimes. All of a sudden I'm in a nice relaxed job with a decent canteen and I've put on a couple of stone!!
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:23,
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bariatric bypass changes levels of gut hormone secretion
altering the enteroinsular axis. It's a remarkably successful treatment of diabetes in obese people.
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:57,
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......the downside is now all-you-can-eat buffets are no longer value for money.
So I ask you, is it REALLY worth it?
;D
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:09,
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hahahaa
it certainly isnt! :D **shakes fist** :D
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:11,
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let's see
i can walk, ride a bike, move without wheezing, buy clothes in places other than evans, my shopping bill is about £14 a fortnight and my entire family is jealous, so yes, it's wort it! :D
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:13,
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hehe, fair play :D
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:15,
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christ
what do you eat?!!
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:17,
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right now
scrambled egg on toast
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:35,
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