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# Na Na Na Na Nanana Na Na.................


www.youtube.com/user/TheTwistedOmentum#p/a/u/0/hAO7oV0H_GQ
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# My first instinct was Bananarama, but I realised my mistake once the image loaded..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)
# GREAT IDEA - boots up photoshop...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:07, archived)
# I bet he drinks Carling Black Label
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Woo!
click
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Woo :D
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] i hope this conveys my utter contempt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Well no in many ways it makes you look like a fan
I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:41, archived)
# this is merely an accurate rendering
of the drooling, braindead troglodytes around these parts that have been covering their faces and houses with over-zealous football paraphernalia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Is there a game on?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:47, archived)
# that's the point
it's just a game
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# So glad I live in Wales.
Serves you right for living in L'pool.

{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Aw was only joking.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# stuff like this
makes me hate where i live
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Cheer up
I was BORN there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# I was born in Edinburgh, but still find time to support England.
The joys of mixed nationality are..
.. mixed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# ^this
although im still a bit too close to liverpool than i'd like
scouse cnuts keep coming down when the suns out and leaving disposable bbq's all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# that's why i dislike liverpool
it's the cunts that get noticed and they give the rest of us a bad name
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
# yeah don't get me wrong
i know a load of decent scousers too
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)
# me too
but, as i say, it's the cunts that get noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:08, archived)
# You must live near me.
That'll get him worried
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:11, archived)
# are you the one leaving these disposable bbqs all over the place then?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Oh come on, some people go too far, sure.
But they're hardly hurting anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# They may terminally embarass their kids, perhaps
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# there is a pub opposite my house
the bloke in there who was glassed in the face after the england vs japan game last week might disagree with you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Yes I expect football was the only cause there.
They had a disagreement over squad selection
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# i'm not saying it was the only reason
i'm saying that a large proportion of football fans where i live will drink vast amounts during matches, often leading to fighting and vandalism/injury/death/pissing up my front door. they may do this anyway, you might say, but the majority of them don't drink like that in the daytime unless they're watching football
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# People are idiots. You should know that.
If it isn't one thing, it's another. Without football we'd all be getting worked up over the cricket, and then how stupid would we look?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
# yes
but it baffles me how these people can get so fucking worked up over a game. i like snooker, but i don't pain balls on my face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Basic tribe mentality. When they paint their faces they represent their country/team/cause, not themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
# we don't need that kind of public image
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Someone would have glassed someone in the face somewhere anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# that was my excuse anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# probably
but they were arguing about football
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# People who like things that I don't like are fucking idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)
# this would appear to be an accurate depiction of my neighbour.
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Oh good, does that mean we can talk about football?
What is your favourite kind of football?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:41, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# I like the football where they cut to attractive female Brazilian fans every 45 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:45, archived)
# I do not, and never shall, live in ING-GURRR-LUND
So why is this blasted nation suddenly everywhere I turn my head?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
# are you on holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# No, I plan to take my holiday in OI-URRR-LUND,
but only once this Football nonsense has run it's course.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# because
cunts like football and think their "beloved" country will win if they paint their faces and stick flags to their chavmobiles
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:44, archived)
# I don't understand the St. George car-flags with ENGLAND printed across the centre.
I think I can get the drift without the written hint, thanks. A flag is supposed to identify a country without any little reminders.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# the same people
who will fuck their country over given half the chance, will become ridiculously patriotic when the world cup is on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:56, archived)
# In ur nationz, stealing ur newz..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Maybe the top line should read . . . otter cuntempt . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Even otters don't like 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# That's right . . . otterly ridiculous !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# "pull the otter one"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Why I otter . . . POW !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# i like otters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)
# If you hold shift whilst using the circle tool it will be a perfect circle.
protipz
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Heads aren't perfectly round, buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# But they're not wider than they are high either.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# i wouldn't want to waste much time on it
people might think i care
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# PHOTOSHOP EUGENICS!
INFAMY!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# you've not got an Engnald flag draped from your window then?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# no
but i've got radishes on the windowsill
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# umm....
on my head old boy.
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# what is?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# With you there.
My mate just bought an Audi R8 and he's fitted two flags to it. He looks a complete cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# how does his car look though?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Just be glad he's using 5% more fuel where ever he goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# You spelt "Futbol" wrong
But apart from that, yes, this should win.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# i think so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
# On this note
My darling sproglet pointed at a car flying an England flag the other day and declared 'COCK!'.

My work as a parent is done.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# You have trained your genetic hybrid well
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# you should be proud
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
# hahah
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Awwws
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
#
Where does your comment end up if click it enough?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
# hahahahaHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus not only saves....
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Nice one, Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# seemed like a good idea at the time
in another few decades there will be a load of old former skinheads walking around with crude swastika tattoos on their forehead
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
# is that 'shopped
or is he THAT mental?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Ink Blotter Head
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# 44 years of hurt, man.
44 years of hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickie


"Monorail! MONORAIL!!!"
(7 hours left to save Earth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Puddin' onna Rittttttttttzzzzzzzz!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Puddin for a face.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Heh-heh.
True..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Love it
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)
# "Shrekkin' out with ma baby..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# "Hello ma baby, Hello ma honey, Hello ma ragtime gal..."
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 0:49, archived)
# "Is there a chance the track could bend?"
"Not on your life my Hindu friend!"
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] The world cock :D

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
# What's your opinion of football?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# its a giant bag of shite
overpaid footballers, overrated, kicking a bag of air. Stadiums in millions of pounds worth of debt. stupid
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:37, archived)
# How many wallcharts have you got Ttss
I can still see a bit of wall and it's bothering me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Is that a question? I cannot tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:41, archived)
# winner
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Golden Globes
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Ladies and gentleman, I give you...

The whirled cup
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Today I'm going to spin a cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:35, archived)
# you bad bad man
hahahahahahaha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:35, archived)
# That's a mug.
(spang!)
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# This isn't supposed to flash is it?
Time to clear the cache again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# my laptop is fucked :(
it's loading gifs halfway then replacing the rest of the last frame with brown
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Oh man, you don't know what you're missing here.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# So's my PC, then..
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Not any more!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# hmm
maybe it's a hosting issue
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:05, archived)
# It's happening a lot...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:47, archived)
# cleared the cache?
tried another browser?
restarted the machine?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# All mine are fucked as well then
Even the 3 at work. Mebbe it's Firefucks...Anyone else using it?
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# been using firefox on different machines over the day and hadn't any problems so far...
Edit: I just updated Firefox to the newest version (3.6.3) and it's suddenly showing the exact problem you people described
EditEdit: suddenly back to normal again... WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Did the same in Chrome
...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:56, archived)
# As far as I know,
Firefox and Chrome don't share any coding similarites. What gives?
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# I have a feeling it's hosting-related
could you check if it's happening for images that are NOT hosted at b3tards?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Just checked a few on Micto's site
as he hosts them himself, and they seem to be fine. b3tards it is then!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Hmm. Could be b3tards, noticed some odd glitches recently
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:10, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)
# hahahaha
more of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Oh ok.
I have plenty more cups.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:38, archived)
# ah but how many girls do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
# None.
One Chunder, lots of cups.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Badum Tish
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Spin And Win !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# heh heh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Oh ... oh
*click*
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Well here we go then............


this is my song

www.youtube.com/user/TheTwistedOmentum#p/a/u/0/hAO7oV0H_GQ

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Hey neat. I tried to animate something with three frames earlier and it looks rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:24, archived)
# try four:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)
# !!! okay.
I've spent about five hours today drawing and I scrapped it all because it sucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:26, archived)
# post it
let's have a look

photoshop is a clever beastie!!

edit - I drew the ship and drew the background separately. - photoshop did the rest (mostly)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Good draws, Omentum.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# I'm using Paint and Microsoft GIF Animator.
Fuck year only the most basic software for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
# so true
i can spend hours on something, then just decide i hate it, ack well you should have posted it
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:29, archived)
# The dark side of animation
By the time you've made it, the joke isn't funny anymore
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Fortunately all the fuckers who see it didn't spend hours agonising over pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:33, archived)
# haha make more
like the little skull :D i liked him
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Little skull is a tiny part of something I'm trying to do now. Everytime I add something I decide I hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Your spinning skull/pentagrams thing?
I thought it was pretty cool..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:30, archived)
# You said something about a big spooky picture with pentacles and stuff.
Pentacles aren't spooky :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:32, archived)
# I had a vague idea and so I drew it and kept changing and changing and changing it. Now I'm attacking it from a different angle.
Chances of getting angry and giving up: 80%.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Chill out T-dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# That's no way to talk to a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Ah, man...
...give us something. You're a talented blighter.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# I do plan on it. I'm constantly adding to it.
Per Norgard. Opinions?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Hmm - trying to think what I've heard
any recommendations to seek out?
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:09, archived)
# His Symphonies, especially 3rd and his String Quartets.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)
# !


king of animation, me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:29, archived)
# King!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Mark!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
# *plays slap-bass*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
# yeah!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# what's with the big brown block?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:32, archived)
# oh, nevermind. it works now
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# apologies
its only 390k
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:39, archived)
# hahahha
ace as per usual :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:39, archived)
# cheers fiendy
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Awesome . . . Sail On !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# ^ this :D
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Top ramen, TTO!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:47, archived)
# I don't know
Apathetic bloody planet, I've got no sympathy...
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# how very apathetic
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Our cat gave birth to kittenz last week... they are all evil.
(Testicles just for you, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Aw, that's harsh, he's well c-
GAH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Awww
and sorry - did not mean to post right over you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)
# of course they are, they're cats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:23, archived)
# engage


Click for bigger (85 kb)
(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Now look what you made me do
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# ewwww
pass the mind bleach!!
(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:04, archived)
# hypnotically disturbing
this gives me the anti-horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)
# +e
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:13, archived)
# *headdesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:15, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:15, archived)
# auntie horn
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:15, archived)
# this is what happens
when you give old women HRT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:15, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)
# at least the BBC gave us 7 days warning last week that he's on this Saturday Prime time
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:32, archived)
# I'm no fan of James Corden, but Picard seemed both pissed & obnoxious during their awards encounter..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:03, archived)
# i know
picard did seem like a bit of dick, but i hope there was some off camera incident where corden done sumfing to picard wot deserved it!
(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:06, archived)
# If I had to push one of them off a cliff, it'd still be James by a goodly mile..
*makes it so*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Imagine the size and sound of the splat...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:56, archived)
# yeh - this has polarised me
I don't hate Corden, and I like Picard, er I mean Patrick Stewart, but they both seemed pissed and Corden seemed to get the better of him, and

Oh I don't know.

One's a knight of the realm and the other is a fat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:06, archived)
# I felt conflicted about it until I noticed the actual distance between them
When Corden rolls on up and sets his shoulders down into a fighting stance.

All of a sudden it's turned from two thespians roasting each other to a boorish lager lout squaring up to an OAP.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:19, archived)
# definately
what a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Patrick Stewart has been in Star Trek, Lifeforce, Excalibur & X-Men, so immediately appeals to my inner nerd.
James Corden (from a personal point of view) has done absolutely nothing of worth.

I'd like to think that Mr Corden offended in some way earlier/off-camera, thus spurring Patrick Stewart into fulfilling his duty to (try) and take the arrogant fuck down a peg or two.

Unfortunately, I can't get over the feeling that Picard was coasting on Dutch courage, and trying far too hard to appeal to the all the hip kids, out there..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I think he grossly misjudged what kind of people are likely to attend something called "The Glamour Awards"
Something tells me it's not the kind of crowd that would watch Star Trek, Lifeforce, Excalibur or X-Men, and probably wouldn't agree with your views on James Corden (or mine for that matter!)

I don't think it's going to hurt either of their careers much though. I think that world agreed JC was a cunt a long time before this debacle!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# So we're agreed? James Corden is still a shit.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# I hate that cunt
Picard made a light-hearted jibe (its what comedians do, right?), then fatman became really obnoxious and shoved himself in his face and made a somewhat below the belt comment about him dying soon. His lack of comedic spontenaiety shone on that embarrasing encounter that only endorsed my opinion of him as a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Didn't see it but can imagine that's how it went down. Corden can be a proper arse.
On a related note, I am STILL laughing about this:

www.b3ta.com/board/10074732
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)
# i hadnt seen that before...
had me laughing like a fool!
(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 23:27, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: THE WORLD CUP


As the entire nation goes World Cup loopy, we're no different at b3ta. So before England's inevitable early exit on penalties, photoshop the World Cup. It'll be over before you know it, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:53, archived)
# NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
NOT MORE FUCKING FOOTBALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:55, archived)
# foxing football?
still football :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# I fucking love you Sol
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# okay
if you hadn't put his name in it, i wouldn't have had a clue
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:00, archived)
# sol isn't a race
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# No, it's a beer.
And I've got a whole crate of it in my fridge. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:02, archived)
# bugger
i had wine yesterday, but i drank it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count?
It's the only footbally thing I've ever done.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Where's Muzzy Izzet you fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:18, archived)
# ^This.
In fucking spades.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# it could only be worse
if there was a new series of big brother.
oh, wait.......shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:08, archived)
# oh dear.
oh dear oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:26, archived)
# ^this^
so very, very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:24, archived)
# ^I agree with smash monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Why is football good? Explain below:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Because i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# I think you read my suggestion wrong, I said COLOUR IN THE LIZARD.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)
# i said dinosaurs
but no cunt listened to me, either
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:00, archived)
# I would have listened.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:03, archived)
# i know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:03, archived)
# do some anyway
fuck 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:04, archived)
# i'm going mad
i actually said dragons, not dinos
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:08, archived)
# *glees*
i love this more every time i see it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)
# I want to do something with my catty types.
I just have no idea what.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Step 1:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:16, archived)
# you could have him
trying to get into a hip dino nightclub. they could all be there, with sundrop on the door, refusing to let him in on the basis that he is a cat disguised as a dragon, not even trying to disguise himself as a dino
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:17, archived)
# I'm going to be colouring in the lizard if you get my drift.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:02, archived)
# half the pacific's getting your drift
*deploys glade*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:06, archived)
# what's a "World Cup" ?
I'm in the UK..
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] footballlols
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:02, archived)
#
Well ok, you win - next challenge!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Absolutely !
( where's McGlashan when you need him.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:29, archived)
# It's difficult to know which will last longer
this image challenge or england in the tournament
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:07, archived)
# C'mon USA...Algeria...Slovenia....

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:09, archived)
# all the big names
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:15, archived)
# HURRAY FOR FOOTBALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:04, archived)
# For real?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] FOOTBALL :DDDDD
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] just for you............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Yay!
This means I'll get some work done this week...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)
# oh for the love of...
alternative image challenge: photoshop anything but the sodding world cup? please?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Is it meme o'clock yet?
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:46, archived)
# QHTB!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Also:

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:51, archived)
# can't stop here
this is cat* country



*yes, i know it's really bat country
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)
# And now....for the doctor

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Bill Bailey behind?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:02, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Jones "The Scanner" Junior
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)
# I've decided that this is going to be the Wormulus posting his classic images thread.
All my faves that nobody else laughs at.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Oh god yes

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:55, archived)
# The haymaker of disintegration tickled me, so they can't be fail..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Loldrugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:53, archived)
# *prefers joints*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# I wonder if ccc is aware of his cultural impact..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:06, archived)
# This weeks challenge is shitter than this comic
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:10, archived)
# true dat
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:14, archived)
# :D
Any ideas for an alternate compo?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Hulk!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)
# This is fucking dudehero.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)
# I like the word dudehero
and shall use it more often in conversation
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] The empire had its own trophies
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:42, archived)
# but what for?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Sports day.
Darth was killer at egg and spoon.

also pikky woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:51, archived)
# He's a fucking cheater!
holding the egg down with the force is against the rules.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)
# That's no egg
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)
# I find their lack of taste disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Q&D

NINJA EDIT: Decided to try animating it. Vader was always a cheating twunt. Apologies for shitness :D
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:05, archived)
# At last!
proof
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:40, archived)
# How's the roadmap of pain that currently passes for your poor body, sir?
Inquiring minds want to know..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)
# somebody's been watching the frighteners
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Old skool Peter Jackson ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Nicely animated :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:47, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Hahaha
not shit, funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Best design of a death star.
You should have seen the weaknesses in the other entries.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:03, archived)
# That's no trophy!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:49, archived)
# dammit
i was thinking for a while for a subject line.... why did this not come to me?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Never mind, at least no-one seems to have noticed the rogue apostrophe.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)
# ?


*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Nicely edited.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Fully ornamental..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:08, archived)
# That's no cup..............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:17, archived)
# been done
by darklord, but woo anyway lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:27, archived)
# not quite
couldn't be arsed spazzing to see further than his han solo one
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Quick! Compo it!
FIRST etc.
(I helped save b3ta! superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)
# excellent :DD
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Idea i had for a t-shirt design
Might be a bit too vague though.

Any thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:32, archived)
#
78a0e706.png
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:33, archived)
# What was wrong with the big version?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:34, archived)
# oooOOOoooOOOOO May-tron!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Pow!
rg moan no1: Rebuilding my PC and discovered that my new motherboard will not take DDR2 RAM of which I'd just bought 4gig's worth of a month ago.

rg moan no2: Got some Mickey Mouse operation installing a pay net kiosk at my place today, simple enough, so far has taken them alm ost seven hours!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Maybe you should have checked the motherboard's specifications before you bought it
Maybe you should ask him why it's taking so long
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:40, archived)
# 1) Wanted a motherboard that will last a while and take i7 processors.
2) He seemed to be unable to crimp an RJ45 end.

EDIT: Can take up to 16gig ram though:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Oh man, I just rebuilt my PC and it is seriously sweet.
The case I got had 2 fans in it and then I bought another 5 case fans and a CPU cooler with 2 fans and I swapped the graphics cooler for one with twin fans and put a fan on my northbridge and got a power supply with a huge fan and got some fans that sit over the ram slots.
I've been playing Theme Hospital with the graphics settings all turned to max and it is fucking sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Holy shit that thing must get hot.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:47, archived)
# No but it is quite loud but I have this awesome fan controller so I can just turn all the fans off.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:55, archived)
# A couple more fans and it'll be airborne.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:47, archived)
# I take delivery of the fluid cooling system tomorrow:P
Fans? Where we're going we don't need fans!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:48, archived)
# I am rubbing my thighs so hard.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:51, archived)
#
processor

motherboard
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:54, archived)
# What does your keyboard look like?
I bet it's real nice.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)
# At to that
Keyboard

mouse
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:59, archived)
# You got a world of warcraft mouse
Do you have a neckbeard.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Naaaa.
I do have one of these though:)

h20000.www2.hp.com/bizsupport/TechSupport/Document.jsp?lang=en&cc=us&taskId=115&prodSeriesId=3454237&prodTypeId=382087&objectID=c01482166
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:03, archived)
# My laptop came with a screen.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:05, archived)
# a boy has a winkie and a girl has a foofoo!
Having said that my winkie plays plueray a treat:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Well that was whacky.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:09, archived)
# I have a SyncMaster XL2370
Now I wish I'd waited for one that does 3d
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:11, archived)
# FANS

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:08, archived)
# If I said I was a fan,
would it blow you away?
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Gay mouse for gay people.
What GPU will you be running?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Hmm. Already gone with AMD.
Waiting for the crosshair iv extreme
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Sidewinder X6
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Dude, you're still gonna need fans to cool the radiator. So in fact you've just got a fan / water hybrid.
All the risks of water leaks with none of the awesomeness of having loads and loads of sweet-ass fans all whizzing round and flashing different colours and being totally impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Yeah but where else would I put the goldfish?
huh?

HUH?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Silly riverghost, what would any motherboard do with big angry male sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Do Rams go DDRRR when they're angry?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:46, archived)
# YOu're thinking of Carol Vorderman.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Usually you'd be right, but right now I'm thinking about frankfurters.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Well a nice curry would be favourable.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Right in the kisser?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Has is leg just got bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:36, archived)
# No
Guess i ought to write that one down
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Woo though
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Needs more BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:38, archived)
# make mario look cooler than that, at the moment he looks like he's trying to warn people about the imminent apocalypse
but otherwise yes, good, i would like to kiss you
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Well that's what Cusack's face looked like
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Any better?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Much
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Thoughts.
1. I think it's a scene from a film, perhaps starring Matthew Broderick?
2. Your animation for Mitchell and Webb is frikkin kwality!
3. I like coleslaw.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:44, archived)
# "Say Anything"
If you could hear it, the boombox would be playing Peter Gabriel's 'In Your Eyes'..

.. woo, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:45, archived)
# put it on a T Shirt
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Still reliving those goal celebrations.

(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:04, archived)
# I wonder what his username is here
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Boobs!
Oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:06, archived)
# hahahaha
imagine taking a deep sniff of the middle of that mattress
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Ooooh Aggie
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)
# I bet that bed tastes salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)
# I bet it tastes of KFC
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:13, archived)
# 'kin Fat C*nt?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)
# big tits:D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)
# He may be fat
But you have to admit, that's one hell of a testicle!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:23, archived)
# O_o
Is that his ball bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:30, archived)
# No fucking need.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:57, archived)
# I think it's safe to say the cookies go to his thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:05, archived)
# fly my pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Make Way!

For my (first) crappy animongtion.
(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:27, archived)
# STOAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
#
WEASEL!
(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:29, archived)
# "WEASLE"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:31, archived)
# PINE MARTEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:31, archived)
# POLE CAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:32, archived)
# SLENDER LORIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:33, archived)
# HIPPO
(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Arse
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)
# *makes a late but dramatic enterance*
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:37, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Damn right you do!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Excellents
I like it lots
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Drainstoat! Yay!
tj- I just got an email from a friend who plays the smug businessman in this video.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV846G0xNIs
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# what ho, weasel, old chap!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Stoat!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:16, archived)
# One for teh proj
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Hahaha
I hope he enjoyed Herman's picture too
www.b3ta.com/board/10084253
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Hehehe
The guy's a twat. I'm just glad he's had me on ignore for about three years.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Me-ow
save the uncouthery for the Youtube comments section
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:19, archived)
# lady aga
prolly bindun.


Click for bigger (45 kb)
(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Can she poker face?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)
# If you want,
but you might burn your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)
# sorry bad joke
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Knob-related injuries are rarely funny ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# unless
they happen to someone else. then they are highlarious
(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# At a post wedding meal / disco a few years back, was having a slash when the fella at the urinal next to me finished and zipped up with a bit too much drunken gusto
And if I had to be honest I felt on odd mix of pity, embarrassment, (hard to look someone in the eye after you've seen them stood whimpering while trying to undo a zip without causing "bleeding") but the other emotion was a twinge of "thank fuck it wasn't me"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:23, archived)
# A friend of mine
once zipped himself good and proper while at his girlfriend's house. Managed to whimper her name and she came upstairs and tried to free him but just made it worse. He was bleeding quite badly and despite his protestations she got her Dad.

He ended up driving my mate to A&E where they cut him out of the zip, it was wound right round the mechanism apparently.

He was only 15.
(twattybanjo, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Why did his girlfriend's house have zips?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:28, archived)
# I once got my knob stuck in a Mangle.
Last time I shag old Australian ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:25, archived)
# i think they're hysterical
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# With the exception of the Bush vs Pretzel incident.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:38, archived)
# nah, she's not classy enough to be an aga
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# dense enough though
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
# very true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Her ring's not that hot either
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# :D

(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:17, archived)
# ...

Click for similarly pointles doodles.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# This is great!
I love your arts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
#
ts se
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Shie is great?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# That too.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# This is a direct rip from William Morris, isn't it?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# What?
The pub in Hammersmith?:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:27, archived)
# you are full of strangeness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha, that's great
Love his expression
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Oh God, why did you have to show me that?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# *Glees*
Tell you what mate. You've really come on in leaps and bounds in the last year or so.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I like the yellow bits
The rest of it, meh.

heh, kidding :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# sexellent
(Captain Black, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:31, archived)
# ;D
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahaha...
On me 'ed son! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# A wise b3tan said the other day
Jesus was English, of course - otherwise he would have been a dirty forrin.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
# wise words. wise words
b3ta.com/board/10082510
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# FOOTBALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
*waits for one of them to miss*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# It happens every 2,388,502 iterations.
You watch - you'll see.

Also -



Apols to JollyJack
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# I'm worried that the dude
next to The Bush thinks this scene is appropriate wanking material!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Tea/nose
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# ha
great
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:39, archived)
# OMG I love football!
Everyone should vote for my world cup challenge idea.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post750575
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Nah that's way too topical for me.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# haha:D
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# THis is beautiful
There is none better
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Ahahaha
This might well win
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# *fits*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# amidoinitrite?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Hahah win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:30, archived)
# ^ this :D
(herman:D, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)
# he didn't colour the lizard in very well though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:44, archived)
# the beautiful game

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# You're on a roll!
..or is a ciabatta
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Golf War veteran
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# In rough terrain, use a wedge
it's the second rule of golf
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Tell me the 4th rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
# 1. you must use proper golf balls.
2. use the wedge if you aren't on the grass
3. don't tell your fellow golfers that they are doing a bad job at golf
4. give a friendly smile to strangers and tell them you are 'playing through', wherever you see them.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Now I can golf without fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# the fifth rule is to golf without fear so this is probably a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Hey Ttssattsr!
Have you really de-friended me? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# I thought the fiurst rule was You don't tell people about golf club!?
(sirhiss, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# no the first rule is that you must use proper golf balls
I just said it why would you question me when i just said it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# No kissing on the lips
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Sorry, that was supposed to be the fifth rule of parenting
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# That's actually been out of the rule books for a few years now
As long as the two golfers consent to the kiss then everything is ok. This rule still excludes Vijay Singh.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Golf is so racist!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I got your random burn today
good choons!
no speedcore?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# If there was speedcore it wouldn't be a collection of "good choons" any more, would it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# it was a sick joke
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# That was quick
iTunes prefered skiffle to speedcore that day
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Is there a rule against putting other golfers off by creeping up behind them and gently nibbling on the back of their neck?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Excellent. If I ever play golf then this is how I shall win.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# you'd win if you were playing against me
that neck-nibbling stuff makes me go gooey!
also, i'm shit at golf
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# 5. Wear bad trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# no that isn't a rule
it's a quirk of the game
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
#
www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=golf%20trousers&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi

Too many to be a coincidence!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# haha
good god!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# some of those trousers are actually quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Trouser Funk :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# There is no 5, there are only
Fore!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# *clubs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# *kills*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# to the bunker!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# OH COME ON!
That was so obvious... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# fuck sake.
Is it time for tee yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# green tee?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# no, you'll just have to putt up with normal
unless you want to drive to the shops
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# My friend wanted to go home via the tennis courts
but I wanted to go via the football stadium.

We compromised and went via the golf course because that was the fair way.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# oh. my. god.
but I appreciate the effort!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# ahahahaha
I don't think much of the groundskeeper!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
# I like the thought of Hummer golf carts
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
#
Your not the only one
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# everything's a bindun these days...
okay then, *ahem*
"I like the thought of TANK golf carts"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
#
LetMeGoogleThatForYou
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Stealth Golf Carts?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# I had a stealth golf cart once.
but I lost it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
#
www.pbase.com/radamo/image/69297528 too easy

I like the idea of a Brian Blessed golf cart that puts other golfers off their stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# *folds*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Is he going clubbing?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)
# No you're thinking of Navy Seals
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# GOLF SALE >
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# arf!!
:)

sorry for TJ the after girl here looks a bit wrong...!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# i like this anicent rule
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# drop weight
get a giant head! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# i don't want a giant head!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# well dont follow
the rule :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# hahahha, the people "designing" web ads are getting lazier and lazier.
Or dumber and dumber.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# both
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# anicent rule?
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# stop eating
more than you need! :D my sister recently had a stomach op to help her loose weight - now my thinking is she must have been eating to much to maintain her weight. now she has lost 3 stone in a few weeks just by not being able to eat! then again i'm a fat git so maybe i should do it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# that op is great
16 stones and counting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# she was sliced and diced
to loose weight - apparently it cured her Diabetes too! it seems mad to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# i was borderline diabetic
i'm not now. did she have the bypass? that's what i had
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
# yeah she did
i dont think she actually had diabetes - i'm type 2 but i cant see how having the op can cure that - unless your eating a lot of sugary food.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# me neither
but it seems to work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# i need to loose weight
but i dont think this is the solution for me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# cut out bread, potatoes and fizzy drinks
that should help
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# damn my 3 fav things!
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Allo, sorry to crash your discussion but I read
an article couple of years ago, Royal Liverpool Hospital I think. They had discovered that diabetes was regularly disappearing as a side effect of the bypass wossname. Only way I could guess (not being medical) is that the part of the gut that was removed formerly absorbed something that perpetuated the diabetes. At the time I think they discussed the possibility of doing the op for diabetes alone, regardless of wanting to lose weight. Dunno if anything came of it, not kept up to date. Anyroad it's done you a power of good, congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# thanks :)
one of the ways you're almost sure to be approved for the op now is if you've got diabetes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# type 2 can be caused by a build up of fats surrounding the pancreas,
at a guess, by a dramatic loss of weight, some of that may be broken down, allowing the pancreas to function a little more efficently
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# oh right
thats probably it then! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Obesity + high fat intake increases insulin resistance.
Not fully understood though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# i've never understood why
i'm over weight - i hardly eat - walk everywhere and undertake expeditions to the north poll every couple of weeks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I've been ridiculously thin for most of my life.
Helped in part by constantly forgetting to eat at mealtimes.
All of a sudden I'm in a nice relaxed job with a decent canteen and I've put on a couple of stone!!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# bariatric bypass changes levels of gut hormone secretion
altering the enteroinsular axis. It's a remarkably successful treatment of diabetes in obese people.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# ......the downside is now all-you-can-eat buffets are no longer value for money.
So I ask you, is it REALLY worth it?

;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# hahahaa
it certainly isnt! :D **shakes fist** :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# let's see
i can walk, ride a bike, move without wheezing, buy clothes in places other than evans, my shopping bill is about £14 a fortnight and my entire family is jealous, so yes, it's wort it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# hehe, fair play :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# christ
what do you eat?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# right now
scrambled egg on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# stop eating altogether
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
#
wrong completely different woman
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# its just utter crap
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# What is this secret?
Don't trespass on the railways, a train might rip your legs off?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# always a good tip
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# watch out for the enemy bunker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)

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