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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:44, archived)

needs more pissed-up supporters screaming "you caaaahnt!" at the screen

and standing 8-deep at the bar

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)

and some moaning little prick at the back looking morose about not getting served because it's 8-deep at the bar

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)

Not me

I'll be in the pub round the corner with the lovely Scottish bar staff and no screens

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)

I do this when England are playing too

It's lovely and quiet, quick service and no morons shouting.

Also it's not safe for me to watch England playing in English pubs. With my English accent, supporting whoever England happen to be playing is a distinctly unsafe thing to do.

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)

I supported Spain once

shouting "Cagate en Ingleterre!" was most satisfying

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)

8 deep at the bar with their back to it, but none of them actually waiting for a drink

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)

My local does table service for regulars when the matches are on

and free grub too

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)

I don't think my local has any space for tables when there's a match on

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)

yeah, my local has a rep for being a bit rough

so most people give it a wide berth
which suits the regulars down to the ground

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)

Hmmm, this must be the Former Soviet Republic of Bulimia versus Bongo Bongoland then

judging by the lack of interest...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)

those 2 R2 units are enjoying it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)

Hahaha you sod!

*full on office giggle*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:48, archived)

hahaha :D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)

lots of Bongo Bongans live in London these days

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:47, archived)

It's an England-supporting diner in downtown Manhattan. Of course it's not busy.

/tenuous

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:48, archived)

the last England game I watched was in a bar in New York, opposite the Empire State Building

I paid $20 for the privilege of watching Croatia give them an absolute stuffing, knocking them out of the Euro Cup before it even started.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)

watched the final of the last WC in Florida

had to watch it in Spanish!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)

GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)

hehe

it was a bit

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)

i was in a restaurant in croatia the last time they played.

England won 5-1 or something. The service got steadily worse as the night went on.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)

Perhaps it's a 7:30am game from World Cup 2002

I was late for school every day for a month.

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)

or the third place play-off.

No-one's interested in that.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)

Why were you late?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)

Capers on the way.

I moonlighted as a superhero's assistant for a while.

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)

Why did you do that?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)

Needed stuff for my ucas form buddy

Your UCAS form was full of lies
You never won the English prize
You didn't work all summer as a volunteer
Your grade 8 flute does not exist
You've never read New Scientist
But that doesn't matter for your chosen career

You gotta be
You gotta be posh
You gotta be white
You gotta play rugbyyyy
And if you're a girl
You gotta be hideously uglyyy

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)

pff bloody hell

the last World Cup I watched at school was Mexico 86

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10087047

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)

SCHOOL?

fucking hell. i was just finishing my finals at uni.

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)

Goodness, you're quite old aren't you

How is the Russian lady?

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:00, archived)

Didn't happen :(

Couldn't get hold of her and I'd forgotten I was meant to be at dinner with some friends - one Italian, one Finn, one Iranian and the Finnish/Iranian baby that was wandering around the place.

I'm back in the Vaterland this weekend but I've warned the Russian lady that next weekend she's going to be bought a lot of wine.

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)

How very cosmopolitan your life is these days

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)

What can I say?

I have transcended the casual racism of my youth to the point where I can sit in rooms with Germans and Italians almost *never* mention the war.

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)

Russian lady?

She should be careful - she'll only end up making mistakes if she rushes. AH HAH HAH.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)

HA HA HA

This is why I come to this website. The vintage humour.

I've been trying to think of other "Russian" puns but I suck. Imagine something like "I'd better not RUSSIANto anything here!"

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)

She bored her colleagues.. border.. her colleagues... collie... bored her...

Is this thing on

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)

Just rinse it off and replace the batteries.

BEN HELP PLOS. I'm expected to write two emails voluminous in content, and ideally good content. I have not slept and I have nothing to say. How do I progress from here?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)

Drink

Edit tomorrow while sober. This tactic got me through writing a PhD thesis.

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)

I have a weak solution of lime and water. Is this lime/water instance of drink able to suffice?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)

It will if you leave it in the sun for a couple of weeks

Otherwise no. Add vodka.

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)

I only have Vodkat.

It was cheap. Also it is kat.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)

Is it 40% alcohol?

If so, use it. Vodkat, lime and water. Mmmmm.

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)

Well - my old tip of looking at dictionary.com's word of the day and working that into the first sentence still applies, of course

Beyond that I suggest googling "filetype:pdf" (nobody makes a pdf unless they're proud of what they've written) and just copy and paste chunks of a few of them. Swap a few nouns. Augment a few verbs. Liberal smattering of exclamation marks. Send.

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)

No that's too convoluted. I need a quick fix which'll earn me points and save me time.

Go go go.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)

Okay do bullet points of what you want to say then add some little words such that the bullet points unbulletted and joined together make sense.

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)

Do it for me. I pre-emptively thank you for your contribution.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

I, Ttssamttsr, write to you this fine morn in the hope of discussing upon a subject which causes me great consternation. The verisimilitude of one's own perspective is called into question by the incessant dissent which you have shown, and it gives me no great pleasure to challenge you to a duel, whereupon your voluminous rhetroic will not counter the inherent frailties in your legs. Which I will kick.

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)

THE SUFFICIENTUDE OF THE WORDATION YOU HAVE BE-PENNED ONTO THE INTERNET IS APT FOR USEAGE IN MY ENDEAVOUR TO SENDIFY A GOODULATIOUS EMAIL.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)

I wish you goodulatious luck.

Godspeed.

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)

ARE YOU CALLING HER A DOG?

She's ver' pretty.

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)

WHAT NO

I've moved on from discussion of the Russian lady to discussion of puns in general.

Did your nose get better? Tell me about some space you've done recently.

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)

Ah I see

You are forgiven. I'm rubbish at puns in general, too.

Spacy stuff. Hmm. Recently I have been looking at the backreaction induced by perturbations in an unfixed gauge, invalidated my previous results, and started specifying a gauge that makes the calculation as simple as possible, which is a gauge with a vanishing spatial Newtonian potential with the other freedoms eliminated by removing a combination of other spatial curvatures and the shift vector.

In layman's speak:

* Cosmology is wrong, it assumes the universe is smooth which it isn't
* If you try and average what's there instead you'll go insane
* I am doing a halfway house, taking normal cosmology where you assume the universe is smooth and add ripples, and then averaging *that* to see what changes
* My previous results are wrong
* I am trying to find a way of making the calculation as easy as possible, since I am extremely lazy

Investigations are ongoing.

Edit: Also, a week on from the torrent of blood, my nose is almost OK. I don't even get dried blood flooding out when I blow it anymore.

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)

What a lot of space. What is the universe like if not smooth? I always imagined it to be like sandpaper. Sandpaper on my soul.

It sounds like you should pretend none of this happened so that your previous results remain correct lending you ample time to drink with Russian ladies instead.

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)

Ah but sandpaper is not smooth

That's a reasonable analogy. I usually use a loaf of bread cut into slices. Looks smooth from a distance but actually full of holes and strings; the strings are networks of galaxy clusters and the holes are voids.

Sandpaper works fairly well as well though.

Thing is neither are "smooth", they just look it on average. And the very phrase "on average" is dubious in general relativity, because to define an average you have to define a coordinate system in which to take that average, and then average across vector or tensor fields, immediately rendering your results meaningless. There's ways of doing it, which aren't ideal, and they're what I've been using. (We're working on other approaches too which are much nicer, but currently, err, don't work.)

Basically the problem is if you take an average, and then evolve it through time (which is what cosmology normally does) you don't get the same answer as if you evolved through time and then took an average. We can't actually do the latter cos we don't know how everything was exactly distributed, but in principle it's what we should be doing.

TOO MANY WORDS.

I'm going to hide the fact I've changed my previous answers by changing my definition of what "acceleration" means in an averaged universe. There's a few ways of doing it when you use the time coordiante I'm using so I'll exploit that.

That'll leave me more time to go drinking with Russian ladies and have a high quality of life.

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)

It took me at least three attempts for Einstein's General and Special Theory of Relativity to go in.

It wasn't that the concept was unbearably hard to grasp - the problem was the language he used to convey the concept. He had a wonderful ability to complicate a simply analogy to the point wherein it became irritatingly hard to understand.

Still, good book, that.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)

I've actually never read it

I may give it a shot. If your maths is fine then Carroll's "Spacetime and Geometry" is probably the best GR (and SR though he assumes you know a lot of SR at the outset) textbook I've found. Easier to read than Wald, a shitload less up its own arse and irritatingly smug than Misner, Thorne and Wheeler, more up-to-date and less heavily based in SR and coordinates than Weinberg.

At heart, general relativity is extremely simple. Just as centrifugal force is a fictional force that only exists when you sit in an accelerating reference frame, gravity is a fictional force that only exists when you sit in an accelerating reference frame. Real forces don't give the same acceleration to any mass - it doesn't make sense for them to. Gravity does. Either nature is fucked up and playing games and making inertial and gravitational mass identical for no good reason or, much more simply, gravity doesn't actually exist as a force.

It's beautiful.

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)

I only read this stuff for personal pleasure, buddy - I don't want to get all math-y.

SHUDDER.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)

Avoid Carroll, then

There's maths in there I don't know and I do this stuff for a living.

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)

I made you a matter/anti-matter pair in empty space but I annihilated it :(

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)

that's really hard to avoid. like the first time you go with a ladyboy it's really hard to avoid creaming your pants :(

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)

I made you some dark energy to account for the mass-energy deficit of the universe and apparent acceleration in the expansion of the universe but I losted it.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)

YOU BASTARD

that's what we've all been looking for. yeah well joke's on you, we're all spunking hundreds of millions of pounds of your tax money looking for your dark energy now!

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)

I suppose it's somewhat more difficult to find than dark matter was.

On the subject of the invisible, does anyone care about dark flow any more? Or was that debunked when I wasn't paying attention?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)

Some of us care

It gets ignored by the mainstream (LOL I made a punz) cos it's really, really hard to fit in the standard paradigm, but it's there, so far as we can tell. What it means no-one knows, but it appears to be there.

How significant it is is a different argument.

We still also care about cuspy cores of galaxies. Standard models of dark matter say the galactic cores should be super, super dense. They're not. You can solve some of that problem, but I'd say the problem hasn't actually gone away. It just gets ignored.

The standard paradigm has been staggeringly succesful, and it's amazingly simple, too, which is why people don't want to drop it. But there's a few things, like the dark flow (horrible name) that don't quite fit, and they shouldn't be ignored. I'd personally put dark energy into things that don't work because unless you like an intrinsic energy of spacetime (which few people really do) there's no convincing models of it.

See also: dark matter. If you don't like supersymmetry there aren't any convincing models for dark matter, either. Odd that it only arises when we push our theory of gravity orders and orders of magnitude beyond what we can test, innit? Gravity can be tested out to Pluto's orbit. The Pioneer anomaly's *might* (probably don't, but might) point that it's failing even at the edge of the solar system. The solar system is, at an optimistic estimate, about a tenth of a parsec across. The galaxy is around 100,000 times bigger than that -- who the fuck are we to think that actually our theory can be extrapolated across that kind of jump? Then the universe is staggeringly larger than that, and we're *still* using the same theory of gravity.

Nah, something fishy's going on here.

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:44, archived)

Oh I like this stuff. Remind me to pick your brain about it in hideous and upsetting detail soon.

I wonder how many years it'll be before the CMS @ CERN throws up some curveballs.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)

Go for it, anytime

The reason I'm still doing this job is that when you sit back a bit and look at what you're doing you realise just how fascinating it is and how damned lucky you are you're getting paid to do it. Then it becomes an obsession you want to talk to everyone about.

Which doesn't bother me :)

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)

I come here for the vulgarities.

And sometimes the vulgarities make me come. It's a beautiful cycle.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)

This sounds like my life

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)

Haha, I was just reading that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)

I don't understand the lack of interest, that will be a great match!

Pier-Luigi Collina appears to be behind the bar

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)

Perhaps that's why

Tedious backseat refereeing from him has encouraged everyone to go up the road.

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)

Haha! Yay!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)

Hahaha vintage Vagabond!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)

Why are there never any tap-dancing monkeys in your images?

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:00, archived)

Because you're a racist, that's why.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)

Racists need tap-dancing monkeys too!

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:05, archived)

this is true. i shall buy one today.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)

That's some solace

Remember to take a photo of it and post it on here when you do

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)

Actually, I might just

Kill it, fuck it and eat it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)

While it's wearing tap-dancing shoes of course.

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)

Especially

while it's wearing tap-dancing shoes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)

You are a man clued into the world

I tip my hat to you

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)

very good!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)

hehe

lovely

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)

hahahahahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)

I always like these

Is that Cameroon versus Iran playing or are my eyes going gyppy on me?

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)

CARL vs HAW apparently... Think it's soccer rather than football. Just google imaged for the big screen.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)

The famous Carlos the Jackal versus Lord Haw-Haw match from 1984. A classic encounter.

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)

...and boy are HAW getting their asses handed to them.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)

Good Lord, you're right

I wish we could see more of this game.

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)

I hunted around on Google

About 20 minutes later, with the score standing at 9-0, this happened:

The game had to be forfeited :(

edit: hahaha i made the time 13:86. i don't think that time exists. i'll edit it at some point if i can be arsed.

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)

Carlton vs Hawthorn

Aussie rules

so not a real sport, then

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)

I thought I saw someone carrying the ball

I thought it was just South Korea in the 2002 World Cup.

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boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:30, archived)

very nice!

but needs more morons throwing plastic chairs at each other

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:00, archived)

ha ha

tops!

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lord bofingham, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)

This is Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)

*doffs*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)

Hahaha. Perfect.

:D

*clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)

"Jus' like that!"

Should England fail in their quest for World Cup glory, manager Fabio Capello will be able to fall back on his career as a Tommy Cooper lookalike

Previously: "Nothing up the sleeves"

Also, I done some WORLD CUP FACTS

FACT!: Scotland's World Cup song for 2010 is "Ah, bugger it, we cannae be bothered", written and performed by The Proclaimers. England's official song is called "Oh Christ, who let Heskey on the plane?"

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)

We can take hooligans' passports away but we can't take Heskey's

He's arguably done more to damage English football over the years.

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:41, archived)

Hey, fucknut:

b3ta.com/board/10085760

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:44, archived)

Oh!

I had not seen this. I just assume people won't reply to my posts these days.

I liked your picture, it was wickedawesome.

I might do a picture later but it won't be as good but that's fine because we're not in competition we're all friends it's nice.

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)

Ain't no might involved, pal.

Please consider this post to be quantum in nature. When you read it you know what it says, but when you're not reading it you don't.

Prepare for a probability of unknown sassing.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)

I still don't know that is

(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:43, archived)

Tommy Cooper

I think

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:44, archived)

Yes. Yes it is

I have added an Alt text by way of a de-RIS for all you young people

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)

we have a plan..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P97xw4fPtqY&feature=related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3_LCI6_uak&feature=related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmXCGBx6PpM&feature=related

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)

Sod Football, this is a real sport!

Here's a handy world cup charty thing, if that's your bag:

www.marca.com/deporte/futbol/mundial/sudafrica-2010/calendario-english.html

(JimChimney, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)

THAT MAN'S SHADOW IS ON HIS OWN BACK!

WHAT KIND OF DEVILRY IS THIS!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)

That's my shadow. The hat's pure Burberry

(Astra) just out of shot.

(JimChimney, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)

the 2 aliens at the bottom look mighty annoyed about something

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)

the man didn't do the washing up.

(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)

real men never do

there's ALWAYS room in the dishwasher

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)

THERE'S ONE BEHIND YOU!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:32, archived)

Yes.

This.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:34, archived)

"You are defeated! Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be! HAHAHA!!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:35, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)

haha

and he's already shot through all his barricades

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)

I used to do that.

Barricades are for girls.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:40, archived)

haha

as was just spinning and shooting in Asteroids

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)

*flies off the right-hand side of the screen*

*re-appears on the left*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)

SpaceTime is curved

even Atari knew that in the 70s!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)

hahah ^this

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:35, archived)

just wait till they land and anal probe him

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)

Space Invaders!!!

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Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)

...Meets Brokeback Mountain!!!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)

That's great

I look forward to it as an augmented reality game, included on any cheap mobile in the future.

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fuscous, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)

Woo!

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lord bofingham, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)

Howling Mad Murdock is sneaking up on him.....

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)

Those soldiers and their wacky sense of humour...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)

you wait til they hand him the soggy biscuits to dunk in his tea

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)

At least that would take him back to those halcyon days of private schooling

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)

hahahaha

Or last week at McDonalds?

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Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:34, archived)

I think he'd love it.

(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)

heh!

and this croissant is a little overbaked and has sweetcorn in it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)

pfffft

it's like Eton all over again

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)

how's the scrap with hubare going?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)

who?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)

I see.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)

tbh I should have stuck to my guns

b3ta.com/board/10085263

football doesn't bring out the best in me

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)

Eton or Elton?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)

"So are all your plates shaped like kidneybowls, or just mine?"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)

Mmmm, black pudding for breakfast is it?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:34, archived)

Scream for your team!

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Q4nobody, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)

Hahaha!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)

Nicely done that man!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)

Top Bar!

Spat me tea!

(JimChimney, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)

thats how I feel about it.

(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)

The Foot of God

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superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)

Lovely terrygilliamesque =)

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)

Messi had "Hand of God 86" written on his boots at the last world cup.

What a little fuck.

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)

Shilton should still have got it, ffs

He should have flattened the little fucker.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)

^ dieser

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)

^ jener

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)

^ austerlitzer

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:20, archived)

pffft

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)

if the cheating fucker had used his head then shilton would have got it.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)

Well I'm glad people remember

I certainly bloody do. I thought maybe a goodly proportion of the site would RIS at the reference, the foot, or both - making me feel old and sad!

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superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)

Are you joking?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)

I was minus two when it happened if that makes you feel any older.

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:35, archived)

ker-splatt!

does anyone know why I can't stop sneezing this morning? I've taken an anti-histamine and sprayed some sneez-o-gon up my nose.

and my office smells of cat piss.

something's not right here.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)

I blame

foxes.

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superstoater is so mauve, you don't know what he's planning, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)

Bad AIDS of the nasal passage.

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doog Don't read this., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)

I had a beer with an old mate I hadn't seen for 4 years last night

he is Northern. That could be it.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)

they are up to something those foxes

they are building a secret vulpine army and are about to strike at the heart of our society. They will shake civilisation to its very foundations! They will doom us all to living in holes in the ground while they occupy our houses and palaces! They will become the master species!

or it could be pollen

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)

Are you sure that, in a sneezing stupor, you didn't stumble into a cattery by accident?

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)

l remember getting the spinnies when I went to bed last night

I was expecting anything to have happened when I woke up, but all seems OK. so far.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:20, archived)

Python FTMFW

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)

This has been in my head for far too long...

RIS?

.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)

pffft....

How long has Marcus Brigstocke been a judge?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)

Oh yeah!

He must be hard up having to do adverts for low-end fancy dress hire outlets...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)

...it's about all he's good for

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)

ooh! controversial!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)

, but fair

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:34, archived)

I like him

but he is smug

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)

I like him....

but he is unbelieveably smug

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:30, archived)

he went into smug meltdown on the Bubble the other week

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)

Please inform Mediocre of this:

www.geekologie.com/2009/12/looks_cold_lego_star_wars_on_h.php

Freeze Lego.
???
Profit.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:26, archived)

that looks amazing

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)

flour + seive + mood lighting

= WIN!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)

Peddle powered Porsche > Lego.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)

Good morning

I saw a 'making of' of that a couple of months ago. Apparently, it's all done under water for the snowflake effects.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)

It's such a brilliant idea.

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)

w00t Alohrs did something with Fozzy Bear yesterday

I eventually understood why last night

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:28, archived)

Yet another football song that's not quite as good as Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead attempt.

Confidence
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8htVD6RruI

KDDDD are playing at Alexandra Palace this Saturday before the kick off against USA - should be a laugh doors open at 3.00pm.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:28, archived)

It would be 300% more entertaining if he were in charge

and about 10 times less gay

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:08, archived)

nancy-boys like you make me want to riot

www.b3ta.com/board/10085515

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:10, archived)

I suppose I should stop making fun of everything then

That Sex and the City 2 film was awesome
I really love the work of James Corden
JollyJack's cartoons are the pinnacle of artistic merit
Please rush me the new Tinchy Stryder CD
etc

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)

You remember that picture of a cat or a dog he drew?

You remember that one? And the rabbit vaginas? Remember those?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:17, archived)

Oh *that* one!

Yeah man that was the best drawing of a dog or cat ever!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)

I think it was called Susie and it lived with a fish or racoon and they fucked.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)

h8r

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)

You're the biggest furry I know, man.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)

hahaha

precisely. I think the only thing we disagree on is football. We should get married. I can tell that there is a physical element to your attraction to me, but we can have an open relationship when there's football on.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)

I have a similar arrangement with the missus at the moment - whenever she wants to watch Vampire Diaries or Twilight or anything else that falls under her catchall heading of "gay vampire shit" (her words) I get a free pass

Next time she's busy flicking the bean to gothy merkin teens swooning about we should go out and have fun...as long as there isn't a match on ;)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)

sounds like a plan

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)

not that...

maybe you could start being funny about it, though

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:47, archived)

I've just had a spazz back through your recent /board posts

and I've cracked a couple of ribs laughing

no, really

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)

I'm finding it difficult to reply to you whilst ROFLing

I'm getting there though

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)

OMG you legend

I can't believe you're responsible for this: b3ta.com/board/10083618

Man you're so fucking cool we should hang out together except I'd be ashamed because I'll never be as awesome as you

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)

well done... you're like an internet Angela Lansbury

you've uncovered something I posted two days ago on a public forum. I feel you've found my letters and read each one out loud. :'(

I could have spent the time going through your recent posts but I don't think I could handle such concentrated comedy...

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)

sorry I always get nervous when talking to my heroes

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)

dead horse: flogged

job done shitcunt

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)

oooh shitcunt

your rapier wit pierces my heart

*slits interwrists*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaand you're still going...

it's amusing that you're critiquing my humour and intellect, when you've basically repeated the same thing over and over.

I've decided to follow your example and post a OMG TOAP because people have an opinion that I don't follow. lol

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)

hey Oscar Wilde, you started this by critiquing mine

I've decided to follow your example by being an obnoxious, unfunny repetitive cunt

how am I doing so far?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)

last word

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)

lolspastics

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)

roflreactionarymingebag

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)

morning fella

I watched One Night in Turin last night and blubbed like a pissed girl.

I feel you're the only person who'll understand

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)

haha not seen that

but it represents the first world cup i remember watching. It did not make me feel sad, despite my love for Gazza.

I hope this england team are good enough to achieve such a glorious failure this year :)

Edit: oh, I understand completely, just don't share that particular viewpoint. I'm a bit bicurious regarding england... I enjoy watching them play well and win, but the possibility of a more relevant trophy win than the completely irrelevant 1966 terrifies me, so I tend to be relieved when they get beaten.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)

and the flip side of that Scottish coin, I fucking hate the England team and I hope they get pumped out

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:26, archived)

see, I don't mind your lot

and always want them to do well.

As I do with all the home nations.
And Ireland

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)

haha I don't mind your lot either, till they walk onto a pitch ;)

to be honest it's not really the team I hate..it's the hype around them.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)

I thought you'd approve of that...

given the inevitability of the associated comedown.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)

see this is how I feel

football's absolutely brilliant as long as I'm in a park and kicking the ball around with my mates, but as soon as there's any kind of professional element involved it just seems to turn people into arseholes

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)

I think a lot of England fans feel the same way

I know I do

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)

exactly, that's what i was trying to explain above

i like most of the players, I just don't like anything else about the england national team.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)

The parallels were quite striking between then and now

A press who claim to want us to do well, yet scupper us at every opportunity;
An obscenely talented youngster with a temperament problem;
Several players at the last chance saloon;
Formation uncertanties;
And heavy handed local police spoiling for a fight.

It's well worth a watch, and the book is better.
Cracking soundtrack too, and Gary Oldman narrates it, which makes the hooligan scenes a little difficult to watch, as he will alwys be Bex to me

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)

i just hope we get some robot danceing from peter crouch

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)

yeah that would just be the funniest shit ever

I simply cannot wait for the board to fill up with animated gifs of Peter Crouch's robot dance again

OMG PEETER CROUCH DID A DANCE LIEK A ROBOT!!11!!11

LOL!!!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)

Two Paul Gascoigne's...there's only Two Paul Gascoigne's

Two Paul Gaaaaaascoigne's

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)

Someone get round to Prodge's and pry that bottle of Bucky out of his hand please...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)

that was lastnight :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)

pfft

congrats on the manager. \o/

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:30, archived)

yea cheers... :P

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)

Legend

that is all

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)

fantastic footballer and utter legend

but mad as a bag of badgers

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:36, archived)

As an Spurs and England fan

I wouldn't have had it any other way

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)

come on the spurs!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)

hahaha yes indeed

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)

i remember when i was 15 and met him twice.

he came to our school to do an interview for media studies gcse students, i was in charge of editing.

really nice guy both time i met him.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)

he's excellent

I met him when I was about 15 too, my dad said "Paul, can I get a photo please?" he said, "yeh, no problem", took my dad's camera, took a picture of my dad, and gave it back.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)

haha, that's great

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)

haha :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)

*jealouses*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)

I still believe!

*sax solo*

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Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:11, archived)

*thrusts hips*

*mullets*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:16, archived)

ning!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:05, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

Not quite what I was expecting

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:06, archived)

Haha

I love these little guys.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:07, archived)

Bloomion' marvellous!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:08, archived)

back. of. the. net.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:09, archived)

hahaha this world cup needs more partridge.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVxf0YjyjdI

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)

haha

Partridge lives on on Radio 4
www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/pm/2010/06/from_andy_swiss_from_pms_world.shtml

also Look away Now is well worth a listen to

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:26, archived)

Awesome!!! :D

*Click*

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Rico, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:09, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:11, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:11, archived)

yay :)

stupid sod his fascination with that button will be the end of him :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)

Hahaha

Unexpected footballer!!
*click*

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XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)

*click*

BAM

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)

Hahahahaha fucking hell!

Hahahaahahahahaha!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)

Goooaaaalll!

fantasclick

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the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)

ha ha!!!!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)

HAHA

I loved the Christmas one with the snow :-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)

hahaha!

he doesn't have much luck, the poor wee fella...

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enceladus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)

too obvious?

www.youtube.com/user/TheTwistedOmentum#p/a/u/0/hAO7oV0H_GQ

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:48, archived)

The hands of sods!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:51, archived)

Woo! :D

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Rico, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:55, archived)

Nah it was Nick Clegg!

Top stuff there!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:03, archived)

best. goal. ever.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:04, archived)

Aaah a full month of the bitter Jock to endure...

Might have to stick you on ignore for the duration of the World Cup, Prodge ;)

I probably would and all if you weren't on such good form with the creepy dolls at the moment...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:10, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)

I trust you will be supporting Bongo Bongoland and the Former Soviet Republic of Bulimia

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:32, archived)

Anyone. But. England.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:38, archived)

haha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)

I'm half Bongo Bongo

but those Bulemics can fuck right off

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:13, archived)

The irony being, of course, that at all other times

Scotland's full of racists.

(yes the irony of generalising so is deliberate, for comedic effect. Oh bollocks - you've gone and ruined it now)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)

aaaaaand the BNP started in which country?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)

TalkSport this morning

Big announcer voice:
"Big Game, Big NAME radio"
"Hi, this is Francis Rossi and I'll be listening to the World Cup on Talksport"

Tho, I s'pose for Talksport listeners he is a big name

And top shopping

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:05, archived)

They were there.

They're always there..

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Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:07, archived)

You're in the Argies now

whoooooaaaaa oo o
Your in the Argies
now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:08, archived)

Ha :)

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Rico, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:09, archived)

the band of god

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)

morning b3tans!

more @ afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/ :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:20, archived)

nings Rev!

That should be a Led Zep album cover :-)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:35, archived)

hehe

ta :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:40, archived)

nicely :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:36, archived)

thank you squire

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:41, archived)

rubbish

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:40, archived)

just kidding...

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:40, archived)

haha

cheers :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:41, archived)

*rubs eyes*

Morning, Reverend.
Lovely way to start the day..

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Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:43, archived)

hehehe

bit different to zombies :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:45, archived)

The joy of the modern zombie is he/she could be anywhere.

Behind that rock, perhaps, or maybe they're just about to shamble/sprint their way down the mountain..

.. heck, it might even be her.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:59, archived)

yes they are a tricky bunch!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:28, archived)

I like this.

But I didn't want to shout about it, so I didn't click the "I like this!" button*

_{*may contain lies}

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doog Don't read this., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:00, archived)

haha

ta muchly :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:28, archived)

Very nice.

Can't remember the last time I logged on at this hour of the day to not be greeted by a semi-decomposed face.

'Ning Rev.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:07, archived)

hehehee

well today you've had a nice treat! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)

rubbish

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)

*smile*

cfb (pops), 7x9 woodcut.
Got a little carried away here and there, but achieved what i set out to do -- add a little depth and texture to my prints.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 3:43, archived)

have you seen a little girl around here?

tis woo

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 3:57, archived)

oh and by way of explanation

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NJVZpUpQKI

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 6:14, archived)

I like this

and therefore I clicked the button that says so

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Shiksa, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 4:00, archived)

sexy feather skoit

nice!

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 4:07, archived)

I'm a great admirer of your work,

are these actual woodcut prints, or drawn/photoshopped to look like them? Even if the latter is the case they're still wonderful and reminds me of all those lovely old books I used to read many of which have been horribly modernised.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 4:29, archived)

real woodcuts

Some day my poor shelf will collapse, i fear.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 4:45, archived)

What do you use to press them

do you have a roller or use the back of a spoon or something? I'm thinking about doing some metal engraving.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 5:00, archived)

i spoon

I've been toying with doing some engravings. I need to practice a bit more. It would also help if i could fully compose an image.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 5:04, archived)

I like the extra level of detail.

More lines = betterer, if you ask me. Particularly the lower part where they get really fine.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 5:13, archived)

woo

superb! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 6:25, archived)

great!

i used to make these for art in year 12, but stopped because i would always slip up and drive the tool into my hand.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 6:46, archived)

I love these

They seem (to me anyway) to have a distinctly Russian folk style to them.

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 7:23, archived)

I love these :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:14, archived)

Labours of love.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:44, archived)

This = lully ATAFF

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doog Don't read this., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:01, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 2:48, archived)

Like dis.

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zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 2:48, archived)

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Shada, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 2:50, archived)

I'm worried about you, Mu.

The dinosaurs aren't real.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 2:55, archived)

Then why won't they SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF MY HEAD?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 2:56, archived)

It's like you're in a bad Stephen King novel.

Which happens to be any Stephen King novel.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 2:58, archived)

Maybe I am Stephen King, and maybe you just hurt my feelings.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 2:59, archived)

Oh go and write a book about it, dullard.

..Is what I'd say if you were Stephen King.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 3:01, archived)

It was dark and stormy, with thunder rolling in the distance.

The rainbow dinosaurs clamoured in my head, and Ttssattsr denied my true existance.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 3:04, archived)

STEPHEN, IT IS YOU!

STOP BEING SO TERRIBLE.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 3:06, archived)

:'(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 3:07, archived)

fuck yeah dude. i totally just barbecued some shit and ate it

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 2:57, archived)

The MAN'S way to cook!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 3:02, archived)

damn straight

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 3:02, archived)

barbecued shit is the best shit

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Shiksa, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 3:04, archived)

absolutely

for best results infuse shit with cheap beer, salt & pepper, and toe jam for 3 hours prior to cooking

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 3:11, archived)

that's what I've been doing wrong

need to start adding the toe jam to my marinade.

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Shiksa, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 3:24, archived)

its the hoosier way, shik

if you spent more time at your local farmers market, you would have known this already

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 3:35, archived)

FRUIT AND GREENS, PEAS AND BEANS

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hYUoMingCo

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 3:55, archived)

WHAT TIME IS IT?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zJHMad1ZsM

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Shiksa, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 3:59, archived)

haha!

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 4:06, archived)

awwww

Kate Micucci?

she was one of the few redeeming things about that last season of Scrubs

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 4:12, archived)

okay this is how my brain works

you said hoosier which made me think about the Hoosier Hot Shots and then I found out that John Lithgow did a version of their song "I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones)" and I was looking for that but I could only find "From the Indies to the Andes in his Undies" which was on his last kids album from 2006 which has the song "You Gotta Have Pep" but I kept looking for his version of "I Like Bananas", found it on the arranger's web site (J. Walter Hawkes), seems it wasn't released but here it is, some pretty faithful slide whistle and slightly unhinged vocals:

www.blatboy.com/media/13_banannas.mp3

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 4:19, archived)

logical progression makes sense to me

although i haven't thought of the hot shots for years

also: if by "slightly unhinged" you mean "the soundtrack to anal rape" then, yeah

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 4:43, archived)

you know what's a damn dirty shame?

IMDB tells me John Lithgow and Christopher Walken have never done a movie together.

if this is correct, time is short, what if it never happens?!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 4:55, archived)

b23ta image challenge!

imagine a world where lithgow and walken never sex it up on screen, then open up the super awesome magic power of photoshop and show us the results...

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 5:07, archived)

How do you search for two actors at once?

I was wondering the other day about Walken/Alan Rickman.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 5:12, archived)

in the "search" pulldown menu there's advanced search options

www.imdb.com/search/

which includes a "common" search for collaborations.
according to that, Rickman and Walken have also not been in the same picture together.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 5:20, archived)

that's an awesome deconstruction of your thought process

this is how my brain generally works:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

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Shiksa, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 4:44, archived)

ahhhahhhah

sure it's not more like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX1YzS_CYIw

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 4:51, archived)

or in my case

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjEMyYxOwHM

SKENG

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 4:58, archived)

inevitably, most of the clips of his children's songs on youtube

have some Dexter-related STUPID FUCKING CUNT comment in there.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFHLhreAo4Y

lol

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 6:03, archived)

i like his barbecuing ways

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 6:43, archived)

As lovely as always, Mu.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:14, archived)

^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:16, archived)

I declare today to be a good day.

Mu I love your dinosaurs.

Could you do a T-rex called Josh for me please, my 4 year old would be much obliged (if its big enough I'll put it on a t-shirt and send you a photo of it)

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doog Don't read this., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:02, archived)

YAY HAPPY

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)

Ferrets: not much better than goats

It was only after Professor Snuffles' disastrous presentation that it was discovered that his PhD was from a Bible College.

(Kimbo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 2:27, archived)

At this moment I feel aligned with the universe!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 2:45, archived)

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tweaknik, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:41, archived)

well, that's a twist

and a very nice pic.
well, i'm spent. time for bed.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:43, archived)

ahaahaha

awesome :D

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FIEND, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:44, archived)

moulting

don't be alarmed-it's perfectly nromal

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:45, archived)

go against the nrom

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FIEND, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)

Hahahaha!

I have loved this post, and the one below. I feel they are similar.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:52, archived)

(s)he seems very pleased with the beard

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:52, archived)

Yay! Man beeard!

I'm smashed! Tomorrow is going to hurt...

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Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:55, archived)

ahhhahhhahhh grand

'LO, TWEAK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 2:15, archived)

yo rapitinui

anyone out there gone and bought an iPad?

I've got some free codes for a game I worked on for it:

64WNLFEMWEA3
NWL4TEJ96RYP
RFNHAJ9KMM74
TTAF6ALYP4LA

US store only I'm afraid. Leave glowing reviews!

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tweaknik, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 2:19, archived)

Cool

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 2:19, archived)

Hahahahaha

Hello Tweaknik.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 5:14, archived)

haha

click

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lord bofingham, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:02, archived)

Heh.

Nice.

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Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:37, archived)

hahahaha

fucking WOO!

i would like to see this developed further.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 8:55, archived)

Goats: complete assholes.

(Kimbo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:22, archived)

ahahahahah

how come i've never seen you in the 5 years of being on b3ta? hah
your drawings rule :D

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FIEND, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:24, archived)

Lurking. Lots of lurking.

Lost interest and now I'm back.

(Kimbo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:26, archived)

chewing grass and huffing bug spray

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:25, archived)

damn cunty goats!

woo to your pic, though

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:28, archived)

Hahaha, this is fucking awesome!

*click*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:40, archived)

Got to go to work, work all night

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:22, archived)

sniffin' out a living ain't easy.....

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:26, archived)

he makes my knickers scared

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:29, archived)

3) PROFIT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:31, archived)

Watch out Rooney's about

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:12, archived)

if that's rooney's

it must be potato starch

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:15, archived)

cum

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:17, archived)

Owl Shit

;)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:19, archived)

Down in front (>_<)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:43, archived)

they're heeeeeeere......

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:50, archived)

Hey Smash'

How's the Gore-athon going?

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:52, archived)

watched puppetmaster and black sheep

i was going to put the evil dead on, but i'm getting a headache. my mate's brother is joining me tomorrow night for some old gore classics

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:56, archived)

Is he not a mate in his own right?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:57, archived)

kind of

he's downs and he fancies me :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:59, archived)

Ah, into gore his he?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:01, archived)

very much so

his horror collection makes mine look pitiful!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:03, archived)

giggidy

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:01, archived)

pfff

he gets pissed off if i go the pub with him and his parents because me and the barman flirt outrageously

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:04, archived)

I love downies, they have such joie de vivre

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:23, archived)

he's a great lad

wicked sense of humour and can drink more than me! well, he can now he's had a kidney transplant!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:24, archived)

Oh wow,

I have Puppet Master I and II on my rental list.
How do they hold up?

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:58, archived)

puppet master is ok

for an old film, the effects are quite good and there's an actual plot, but don't expect scares. it's been so long since i saw the second one that i can't remember it. i think there is some climbing through heating ducts involved.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:01, archived)

I guess I'm just trying to recapture my youth

I've been renting some schlock-horror from when I was a kid in the eighties (thankfully my mum wasn't at all responsible and let me and my brother watch all the 18 cert horror movies)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:05, archived)

i'd definitely suggest

demons, the boneyard, braindead and for a laugh, night of the creeps

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:07, archived)

I remember Demons

I'll have to look up the other two.
And "Night of the Creeps" just jogged my memory about Stephen King's "Creepshow" - I remember being scared shitless by that as a kid.

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:16, archived)

the boneyard starts out creepy

but ends up hysterically funny. braindead is early peter "lord of the rings" jackson and is recognised as the goriest film ever made. well worth a watch.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:21, archived)

Oh shit,

of course....Braindead - I've seen it. It's the Aliens who come to earth to eat humans. Hilarious and utterly gorey.
Good pick.

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:26, archived)

no, that's bad taste

braindead is the one with the lawnmower

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:28, archived)

hahaha

very well done

Isn't it wierd how the little girl (in this animation) commited suicide :S

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FIEND, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:53, archived)

Oh no, did she?

That's sad :(

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 2:05, archived)

I thought she died of complications following intestinal stenosis

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_O'Rourke

NO WATE SHE KILLED HERSELF AND SHE'S COMING TO GET YOU IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO TWENTY FRIENDS BEFORE MIDNIGHT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 2:29, archived)

For Homelesssmith

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 23:55, archived)

is he luring that bird in with bread

so he can shoot it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:28, archived)

EAT IT RAW!

howdy Smonkeee hows it goin?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:28, archived)

not bad

i've got a huge dog snoring in my kitchen!
how are you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:31, archived)

How huge is this huge dog?

And I hope you have a mop ready for the morning.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:33, archived)

japanese akita-pointer cross

his head is level with my ribs. he's totally house-trained, he never messes indoors.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:35, archived)

He won't have much choice if he's locked in the kitchen.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:36, archived)

he's not locked in

he's asleep in his basket. i took him for a wee at about 10

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:38, archived)

His head is level with your ribs?

Akita only stand at 2 and a half feet maximum. How tall are you? 4 foot?
Or is it crossed with a great dane or something?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)

i'm 5ft 3

he's crossed with a german pointer

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:43, archived)

Sure it's not actually a pony or something?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:18, archived)

quite sure

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:35, archived)

oh im having a wonderful day

just got my mums coat back off the ex (after what gee 3 months?) and then her mum came around screaming and shouting, threatening to call the police - i told her to go ahead as i'd done nothing wrong - yadda yadda yadda
"you don't take back a gift" - my reply to that was...
"its a token of love, she doesnt love me anymore i want it back" i even offered to phone the police for her.... how pathetic is this family? seriously?
I don't want her back, I just want my mums £200 jacket back! I slammed the door in her face - my mum came out n had a word with her n cooled her down, explaining that i only LENT her the coat... as it was my mothers to start off with
edit : oh and it was 1 year ago that we met today also... first and last time i'll be talking to that waste of space!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:36, archived)

i'd say get a restraining order

but then she'll use that to say you're a paranoid psycho. some women are just crazy bitches.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:40, archived)

i really dont care anymore

she doesnt have anything of mine to remind her of me, except all the junk she bought me.... and i have nothing to get back from her so I can stop thinking about her for good now!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:43, archived)

yay!

go out, get shitfaced and have some good old-fashioned casual sex.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:44, archived)

believe it or not...

i've done the shitfaced bit already... as for casual sex... theres more to life than sex... unless any (single ladies) are offering? wahey! :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:48, archived)

tell them you feel vulnerable

they'll be falling over themselves to bag the sensitive bloke!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:51, archived)

Starting from... NOW.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:48, archived)

well since this morning when I realised how unhappy she made me when i looked back over the year

i mean for crying out loud i'm on antidepressants!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:49, archived)

As was said to me the other night:

"Chin up, rainbow warrior"
It sounds like you're better off without her, and her batshit mental mother.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:52, archived)

yeah chin up, don't get blown up by French spies

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:10, archived)

is it too late to kick her in the cunt

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:42, archived)

i span my wheels n threw gravel at her, that'll do

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:44, archived)

you'll sure have a stunt if you go for the punt

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O--uGzo34N4

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)

you think you've got it bad

i've had this song playing in my head non-stop for the past 12 years
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aCrNa-4hhA

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:33, archived)

what a chode-faced old tramp

I like the one with the cats

www.urlesque.com/2010/06/07/sad-keanu-reeves-the-latest-image-meme/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:40, archived)

ah five pages already

knowyourmeme.com/memes/keanu-is-sad-sad-keanu

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:41, archived)

hahaha, who submitted him?

EDIT: oh, i thought it started here

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:56, archived)

Suckass bin bizzy

quite good his

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 0:57, archived)

yeah :)

knowyourmeme.com/photos/53842

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 2:40, archived)

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