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[challenge entry] One way ticket to Hull please...
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
# OOf!

(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffft
*click*
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hull for you.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:55, archived)
# :$
It's one of those, it occurs to you, you know it'll be funny, but ya also know at least 10 percent of folks are probably gonna be thinking 'You twat!', so apols to that 10 percent, but y'know, funny, in an Andrew Sachs' Grandaughter kinda way...

'Oof-funny' as a mate of mine once put it.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
# fuck it who cares :D
its b3ta after all.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Well there is that...
sorry
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
# ...I CARE!...
(What we're we talking about?)
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:55, archived)
# hee hee
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:05, archived)
# have a BWWWHHAAAHAHA
:D
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Oh, special Ed
Momma dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright, instead
he's a little bit special
just a little bit special
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Gotta love da unda water life
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:50, archived)
# also..
Wheres the fscking montage ! hehe
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:51, archived)
# cuntfish is my fav
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
# what a cunt.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:55, archived)
# fishy cunt?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:57, archived)
# have him flip the other way and he's the new peanut butter jelly time
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
# May contain poison.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeee!

(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Hope this hasn't already been done...
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:20, archived)
# ha ha :D
photoshop lols
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Lulz
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:24, archived)
# spang...
Edit: If we are getting all 'printy'
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# *puts on 3D specs*
Whoooa.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Hahaha Ace!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# hahahaha
jesus christ thats terrible!

*designer lolz*
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Oh lordy...
:)
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# fucking hell....
just... fucking hell

*cleek*
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Everything is clear now...
...I need to go there.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# One can never get bored of this
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:25, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Ace...
nicer quality but dog cant eat as many per second..
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
# never twice the same collie!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Ah, I remember when it was all fields.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Fck it, while everyone else is roasting terrible puns
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# pffft
spangtastic!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:51, archived)
# fuckin' love PS puns :)
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
# *waits for value edwards*
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Sweet
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:07, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Source pls.
(the belly half of course)
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I know this one
Fat guy gold cross beach
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:18, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Dear god!
It's like a fucking mirror!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Is that Chris Moyles?
the cunt
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:58, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:36, archived)
# :D:D:D
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# now the other source pls
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:51, archived)
# * Sicks a little
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Needs red LED in sinister black eye
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I've had her
:D
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Its my dad :(
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I've had him
:)
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# would
right in the belly button
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Hidden religeous message?
You are imchocked AICMFP!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Allo, B3ta :D

Been away in Istanbul, taking photos of mosques, churches and kitties.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
# RIS
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Yay!
And it seems you've reintroduced humour, double yay!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Yeah, I'm going to try and stay away from long arcs for a while.
Getting back to one-shot strips.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:57, archived)
# aw poo!
I love the story arcs! I love it even better when they're referenced later on!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I'm not going to STOP, I'm just doing the gag-strip thing for a while.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Oh well that's OK then!
*huggles* missed you JJ!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Those Turkish police cats are a hassle.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# ooooh-hoooo.
I saw the REAL Turkish police.
There was some sort of protest going on outside one of the universities, and there was a police presence in case things got ugly.
Talk about overkill.
I saw 3 placards and for this there was a legion of riot police, complete with shields and gasmasks, PLUS a squad of shock-troops that appeared to be dressed in sci-fi storm-trooper armour.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Welcome back
And Kat would be stinking rich now if she brought her camera.

EDIT: You think dog vomit is odd? There's some blue dried gunk on my lawn. Not sure what it is.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Oh, that was me
I injected my balls with blue ink and wanked in your garden.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:07, archived)
# You filthy young'n
Off my lawn!
*shotgun in lap*
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:09, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha... What makes you think of these things?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
# You do, you're making me think things right now

(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Smurf Jizz?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I think it's odd when A) my garden is completely closed off.
and B) I do not own a dog.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Maybe Mary Bale decided to have some fun with animals again?
Feed a dog a little ipecac syrup, hold it over JJ's fence and wait a few moments... endless fun with no imprisonment to get in trouble over!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Is it wrong to think that she looks like a finely constructed wanking machine?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:03, archived)
# ^THis Hahahahahaha
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I don't know what you mean.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I wonder if you (I?) can buy
a Kat Vance(TM) Real Doll(TM)?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
#

(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Arf!
Welcome back, JJ!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I hope that's hair cream
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
# I*'m only posting this here because I don't have a blog.


/blogless blog
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Mmmm sprouts
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Haha, would've been better because he doesn't like sprouts.
And Matt is wearing chef couture.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
# is this in 3D?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Yes. It's my own patented form of 3D.
Width x height x time.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
# No, they have Parkinsons' eyes.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Pwn'ing Google
I've just pwn'ed Google. I thought you'd all like to know. I can't paste the image here until after 10 a.m. next Tuesday, but you can take a look at it via me blog, should that take your fancy.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
#
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#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# HI THERE
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# I'm guessing
A picture of the Google logo with a cumshot.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Close, but not close enough.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:25, archived)
# I don't know where your blog is.
And I'm presuming I can't Google it.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Never has so little, been added by so few, for so many.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Pray tell me more of this 'me blog'
And then get thee tae fuck
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# You can find all the details on his profile.
Actually, you can't. Oh FFS it's not even Tuesday!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# hehehe!
the scamps.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# This is so.... Smallbrainfieldish
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# serves you right
for not having a PS3
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
#
 
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# ??
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
#

(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha.. ROFLCOCKS!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
*clicks*
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Oh dear
Poor lamb.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Found it!
pogsurf.blogspot.com/ This is probably the funniest thing I have every seen...

* This post contains lies
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Yea... about that funny
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Please stop - you're killing me!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:37, archived)
# fuck me
I'm just trying to get my head around the sheer inanity of it
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Leave Britney Alone!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# At least let me tend her wounds.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:44, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:39, archived)
# BABS!
How are you doing?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I think you may be the most shafted n008 of all time.
Welcome to B3ta, make something or be eaten.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:07, archived)
# lovely
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Wow!
You waited 6 days just to be annoying? That's some dedication!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
#

(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:26, archived)
# why oh why
oh why oh
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# very nearly spells yoyo
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:55, archived)
# St. George slays the dragon
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:24, archived)
# :D :D...oldschool dragon.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:26, archived)
# that's not a dragon, there's no tape machine!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# ^^
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# He's watching me drink coffee actually.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:28, archived)
# They come free range.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:05, archived)
# I was in sainsbury's yesterday
They had a "special" offer on pizzas. £1 each or 2 for £2. I kid you not.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Well I've never known sainsbury's to do much else but bugger you slightly worse than a supermarket with poorer clientele
Oh and they do a nice orange juice.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:12, archived)
# I don't have much choice
It's either shop in Sainsbury's or go to another town
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I greatly dislike supermarkets' offers
that require buying 2 or 3 of an item. Especially items I don't use that often. Why can't they just reduce the item's price instead? Stupid supermarkets, extorting extra money out of people.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:16, archived)
# It's kind of like getting you to agree to invest.
Buy the second chicken, put in in your freezer, eat it when you next want a chicken. You don't eat any more chicken than usual, but the supermarket feels slightly more secure because they got paid in advance.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Not really
Unless the mark-up on the chicken was doubled, you'd still be getting 2 for the price of 1.
The main reason for these offers is to get you into the shop with the hope you'll buy other stuff.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Oh yeah.
What I said only makes sense if the chicken also costs slightly more than normal.
Or I suppose it still works if you weren't going to buy any chickens today, but were persuaded to by the BOGOF.
Still doesn't have to mean rampant chicken consumption, anyway - just storing up the chickens for later.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Yes, I thought you were being a bit thick
Heheh
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I bought buy one get one free cheese last night.
Bargain. If you like cheese and HEY, who doesn't?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Buying cheese at night on Sunday is pretty cool.
Sort of thing a satanist might do, who liked cheese.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Demonologists agree! Cheddar makes the BEST pentangles.
The most demonic thing I intend to do is make cheese on toast, with pesto and Worcestershire sauce.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
# ^^^
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:30, archived)
# It's true for most people, including myself
But then I'm a Camembert fan. And I understand I might be in a minority there.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:36, archived)
# And Brie.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I like the 'bert
but if I can afford it, I got for Roquefort. Truly the king of cheeses, despite being French.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
# You mean the Dauphin?
I do like the foreign cheeses. There was this great, really addictive cheese I got from a stall at a European foods market. It was made out of sheep's milk. Can't remember what it was called, but it resembled a small Camembert wheel, it was something really special.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:48, archived)
# My fave cheese at the moment is Bowland
It's got bits of fruit in it. I think it's an attempt to meld the christmas cake and mature cheddar thing people sometimes do.

I had some unpasteurised sheep's milk brie a few weeks ago. Good stuff, but my guts were weird for a few days after.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Bowland
is the dogs! I once asked for Christmas Cake Cheese at the counter, only to be met with a blank stare.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 7:28, archived)
# Camembert seems like a slightly disappointing brie substitute
like getting salad cream instead of mayonnaise.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Whole and baked
eaten with bread & chutney - cor!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Cheese is fucking horrible
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Et tu, emvee?
You are missing out on a pure joy.
Have chips to make up for it.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Eh
I try eating cheese every couple of years to check if it still makes me retch

it does

(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Never combine the two.
It's sick.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Tried to create poutine once with chips and mozarella.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine
It probably wasn't remotely the same.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Christ, that looks awful.
Those poor chips.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# It's only congealed cow secretions with bacteria in it.
Sometimes a bit of mould. Nothing you wouldn't normally eat.
See also en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu
"When disturbed, the larvae can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres."
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:57, archived)
# That's a whole world of tastes you're dismissing in one fell swoop, sir. From the humble workhorse cheddar to the mighty danish blue and all ports in between.
Do you have issues? I imagine your mum left a pound of double gloucester on your pram when you were an infant. The scars of such a trauma can run deep, but there is help out there.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)
# mozarella on pizza is ok because it doesn't taste of cheese
everything above that on the cheesiness scale just makes me hurl, I'm afraid

it tastes like rotten milk
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Well, that's kind of what it is.
My own achilles heel is butter beans. The texture of those tasteless fuckers, ugh, makes me gag just thinking about them.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Comes ready foil-wrapped!
I say foil, but probably armour-plating.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Chicken walker!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:14, archived)
# mmmm...tastes like Empire.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:24, archived)
# The chances of anything coming from Mars...
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Let's Not Get Rash Here!

Scratch my inflamed lesion and I'll scratch yours?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# sebaceous rashes
fun to have..... even better to share?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I think I remember the film - yes - if I recall I think
We both kind of liked it.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# We're falling apart.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Leprosy lulz
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:42, archived)
# "Hey Ma'am, you can keep the tip!"
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Spare a shekel for an old ex-leper?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:48, archived)
# "one minute I had a trade and then this Jesus bloke came along..."
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# 'leprosy!
i'm not half the man i used to be!'
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
grow fallen off
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# RIS
what is poison oak?

do we have it in the UK, or is it a septic thing?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Itchy rashy plant in the US.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# and the itchy rash is transferrable by touch?
it's not like stinging nettles then?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
#
it's like poison ivy or sumac...do ya'll have either of those?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I have neither sumac nor ya'll
why gee sure thanks
yanklols
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Nope, luckily.
Doesn't sound like fun.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:55, archived)
# nope
we have stinging nettles and that's about it unless you go down the route of plants with thorns
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# There is something nastier than nettles
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:01, archived)
# *Does the Dance of the Giant Hogweed*
/Nursery Crimes
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:11, archived)
# eurgh that's nasty
I don't think I've ever encountered this beast

will look out for it in future though
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Been burnt by that
it left huge blisters, then scars on my arm, taking 18mths to fade.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:22, archived)
# No, it's an oil that the plant exudes,
so if you've got it on you, you can spread it on someone else.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urushiol-induced_contact_dermatitis
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:52, archived)
# ah, that makes sense now
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# He is such a prick.
It was well funny watching him on Have I Got News For You.

He's one of the best arguments the Tories have.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Because all their arguments are shit.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# ...just once, I want to see him in drag
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Bob Crow + Thoroughly Modern Millie = a chunky David Cameron
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I thought it was thin Jim Davison
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Can I pop this here?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Yes you may.
For it is wonderful.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Eeek, too many, make them stop.
'clicked'
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:16, archived)
# :DD
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:26, archived)
# oh yes
very nicely done :D
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Does anyone have the link
to the "London Underground" song by amateur Transplants (But not on Youtuube, cos we're not allowed to enjoy ourselves at work)
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Repost! gotta love Bob Crow.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I'll just leave this here
Photobucket
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
# treemendous
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
# lovely snatch
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Would.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
# wood?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:14, archived)
# woo!
tree thread?

(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Oooh nice
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# ta
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:26, archived)
#
Is that a skull in the tree there?
Looks ace..
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# aye tis..
cheers
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:26, archived)
# That copse is going to be a bit saw in the morning.
Probably have a splitting headache.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
#

(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
#
These are the christmas tree lights i want..
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:57, archived)
# ha ha ha, that was rather unexpected :D
Surreal woo
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Raiders of the lost arse?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# The bumhole of doom!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# the arsed crusade
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Or Lust Crusade
And Kingdom of the Crusty Skull...
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# We don't talk about that one
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# I can't say I understand
but it's a very nice arse
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# The last panel is good...(unshopped)
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Boogie boogie
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:56, archived)
# That's Good that
You got em dancing well =]
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
# After they were famous..

(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I bloody LOVE C&H.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Charlie Brown ain't got no moves.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Slow this morning. Have this:
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:28, archived)
# You must be a stickle-r for punishment
(have an arf)
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I'd be bricking it.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Oh Stop it. Please Lego
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:17, archived)
# blocks to that.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
# </perfect thread>
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Hee hee!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha
It's the kid pointing that seals it
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:40, archived)
# ace
I forgot all about that stickle brick bit..
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
# haha
nice
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# This is my favourite thing of today.
Yay!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:42, archived)
# it's you daddy!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:55, archived)
# I have this block here.
No sign, though.

Woo.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:26, archived)
# I used to try and eat these when I was young.
They never did taste like onion rings.
(, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Good game, good game...
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:35, archived)
# I knew this was by you before I'd even scrolled down
Maybe I have Bruce Foresight.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:)
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I saw what you were going to say there.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:46, archived)
# GET OUT NOW
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Come on own up, who brokeded /board?
Ningles
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Maybe it tried some chocolate Weetabix
Much as I like chocolate, maaan, these weetabix are icky.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Chocolate in ANY kind of breakfast ceral is a universal wrong!
fact
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Not if it's Coco Pops
Them's tasty.

So what you you have with your cereal? Chutney?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I make it a rule never to touch any chutney before 11am
one must have boundaries.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)
# What is your favourite kind of chutney?
Mine is caramelised onion :D
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I'm going big on Chilli & apple at the moment
but Green tomato still regularly rocks my world.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# does that include Mrs Chutney?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)
# ^
Although I did used to like coco-pops, but that was when I was a rebel.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:07, archived)
# .....
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Yippee ki yay!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Juxtoposition.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)
# That chap's a little odd.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:59, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Is it Woody Harrelson?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:17, archived)
# 60.48mbag

CFM


I made this bag last night, using 42 3.5" floppy disks and black and white cable ties.

The floppy disks came from freecycle (although I actually put up an advert for 'WANTED: 3.5" floppy dicks in Exeter') and the cable ties came from ToolStation. The dickhead glasses belong to @thomassays (rubbing his eyes on the left) and the not-at-all-patriotic French chap with the shiny chair is @laurentatlbi.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:35, archived)
# That's a very Manley-looking bag!
Nicely done.

In other news, the Daily Mail trimmed down one of my comments. There was I, trying to condone eugenics and they reduce my comment to something sane-sounding :(
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:38, archived)
# I love my life as a dickhead.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:43, archived)
# ^ M O O B S
Woo!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I remember being given a pack of 100 3.5' floppy dicks in 1990 and I felt like I had been given the power of God
Sassy bag.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:48, archived)
# I remember my first 3.5".
I was awestruck.

We used to drill out the corner so that the newer machines would think it was 1.44mb.

It didn't work.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Put it away, Manley
/ac
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)
# a most splendid bag, manley
does it have a flip top lid that secures with magnets?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)
# fucking shitty magnets
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:14, archived)
# I get paid for working with fucking shitty magnets.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:15, archived)
# ^ Contradiction in terms/blog
"I get paid for working with fucking shitty magnets." and "apparently unemployable"?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:49, archived)
# I didn't get an interview for two jobs.
But I still have my current one.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)
# But why would anyone want to change their job if their job is to make fucking awesome magnets?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I want to make even more awesome magnets.
And for that, I need a research group of my own.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:48, archived)
# I have a Wooly Willy
can I be of any assistance?

Wooly Willy
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:54, archived)
# is there any other type?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Fucking awesome magnets.
That's what I make.
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:19, archived)
# shutting ficky magnets
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:48, archived)
# It does.
Are you in my office?
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:25, archived)
# *ducks*
no, not at all, i'm miles away.

*continues viewing via high powered telescope*
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)
# My two cannon fodder floppy disks
... approve of this snazzy merchandise!
(, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:10, archived)

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