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One way ticket to Hull please...
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..wil ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:53,
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OOf!
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Ninj ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:54,
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Hahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:11,
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pffffffffffffffffffft
*click*
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:54,
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Hahaha:D
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herman:D ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:54,
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hahahahahaha
hull for you.
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FIEND ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:55,
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:$
It's one of those, it occurs to you, you know it'll be funny, but ya also know at least 10 percent of folks are probably gonna be thinking 'You twat!', so apols to that 10 percent, but y'know, funny, in an Andrew Sachs' Grandaughter kinda way... 'Oof-funny' as a mate of mine once put it.
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..wil ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:00,
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fuck it who cares :D
its b3ta after all.
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FIEND ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:00,
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Well there is that...
sorry
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..wil ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:15,
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...I CARE!...
(What we're we talking about?)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:15,
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haha
:D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:55,
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hee hee
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LS18 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:05,
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have a BWWWHHAAAHAHA
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:55,
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Oh, special Ed
Momma dropped him on his head Now he's not so bright, instead he's a little bit special just a little bit special
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Balloonhead ,
Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:25,
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Gotta love da unda water life
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acidgiant ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:50,
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also..
Wheres the fscking montage ! hehe
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acidgiant ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:51,
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cuntfish is my fav
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:52,
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what a cunt.
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FIEND ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:55,
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fishy cunt?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:57,
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have him flip the other way and he's the new peanut butter jelly time
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:00,
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May contain poison.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:16,
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Weeeeeeeeee!
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Greedo You're lucky you found me first. ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:37,
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Hope this hasn't already been done...
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ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:20,
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ha ha :D
photoshop lols
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:23,
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Lulz
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:24,
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spang...
Edit: If we are getting all 'printy'
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:25,
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Hahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:27,
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*puts on 3D specs*
Whoooa.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:32,
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Hahaha Ace!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:33,
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Hahahahahahahaha
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:36,
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hahahaha
jesus christ thats terrible! *designer lolz*
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Victor Meldrew ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:36,
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Oh lordy...
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:38,
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fucking hell....
just... fucking hell *cleek*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:07,
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Everything is clear now...
...I need to go there.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:24,
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herman:D ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:27,
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One can never get bored of this
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:57,
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Arf!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:25,
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haha
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:26,
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Ace...
nicer quality but dog cant eat as many per second..
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acidgiant ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:52,
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never twice the same collie!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow! ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:17,
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Ah, I remember when it was all fields.
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JamTallons ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:48,
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Fck it, while everyone else is roasting terrible puns
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Victor Meldrew ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:38,
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pffft
spangtastic!
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ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:51,
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fuckin' love PS puns :)
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:53,
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*waits for value edwards*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:09,
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Sweet
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:07,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:09,
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Source pls.
(the belly half of course)
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Victor Meldrew ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:11,
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I know this one
Fat guy gold cross beach
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strawcat ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:18,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:19,
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Dear god!
It's like a fucking mirror!
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Ratsta ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:41,
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Is that Chris Moyles?
the cunt
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:58,
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^
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:36,
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:D:D:D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:25,
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now the other source pls
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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FIEND ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:51,
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* Sicks a little
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:11,
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Needs red LED in sinister black eye
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:12,
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I've had her
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:17,
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Its my dad :(
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herman:D ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:20,
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I've had him
:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:21,
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would
right in the belly button
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:54,
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Hidden religeous message?
You are imchocked AICMFP!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:56,
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Allo, B3ta :D
Been away in Istanbul, taking photos of mosques, churches and kitties .
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:50,
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RIS
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:51,
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Yay!
And it seems you've reintroduced humour, double yay!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:54,
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Yeah, I'm going to try and stay away from long arcs for a while.
Getting back to one-shot strips.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:57,
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aw poo!
I love the story arcs! I love it even better when they're referenced later on!
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Ratsta ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:08,
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I'm not going to STOP, I'm just doing the gag-strip thing for a while.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:10,
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Oh well that's OK then!
*huggles* missed you JJ!
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Ratsta ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:11,
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Those Turkish police cats are a hassle.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:59,
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ooooh-hoooo.
I saw the REAL Turkish police. There was some sort of protest going on outside one of the universities, and there was a police presence in case things got ugly. Talk about overkill. I saw 3 placards and for this there was a legion of riot police, complete with shields and gasmasks, PLUS a squad of shock-troops that appeared to be dressed in sci-fi storm-trooper armour.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:02,
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Welcome back
And Kat would be stinking rich now if she brought her camera. EDIT: You think dog vomit is odd? There's some blue dried gunk on my lawn. Not sure what it is.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:02,
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Oh, that was me
I injected my balls with blue ink and wanked in your garden.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:07,
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You filthy young'n
Off my lawn! *shotgun in lap*
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:09,
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^ Ha ha ha... What makes you think of these things?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:10,
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You do, you're making me think things right now
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:13,
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Smurf Jizz?
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:08,
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I think it's odd when A) my garden is completely closed off.
and B) I do not own a dog.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:09,
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Maybe Mary Bale decided to have some fun with animals again?
Feed a dog a little ipecac syrup, hold it over JJ's fence and wait a few moments... endless fun with no imprisonment to get in trouble over!
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Ratsta ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:44,
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Is it wrong to think that she looks like a finely constructed wanking machine?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:03,
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^THis Hahahahahaha
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herman:D ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:06,
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I don't know what you mean.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:06,
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I wonder if you (I?) can buy
a Kat Vance(TM) Real Doll(TM)?
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Ratsta ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:08,
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WormuIus ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:12,
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Hahaha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:13,
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Hahaha
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herman:D ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:18,
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:21,
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Arf!
Welcome back, JJ!
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Bee Nice |-| ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:39,
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I hope that's hair cream
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:48,
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I*'m only posting this here because I don't have a blog.
/blogless blog
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:42,
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Mmmm sprouts
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:48,
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Haha, would've been better because he doesn't like sprouts.
And Matt is wearing chef couture.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:50,
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is this in 3D?
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Victor Meldrew ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:50,
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Yes. It's my own patented form of 3D.
Width x height x time.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:51,
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No, they have Parkinsons' eyes.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:52,
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Pwn'ing Google
I've just pwn'ed Google. I thought you'd all like to know. I can't paste the image here until after 10 a.m. next Tuesday, but you can take a look at it via me blog, should that take your fancy.
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pogsurf ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:14,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:15,
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:18,
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?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:15,
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HI THERE
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:17,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:18,
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I'm guessing
A picture of the Google logo with a cumshot.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:19,
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Close, but not close enough.
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pogsurf ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:25,
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I don't know where your blog is.
And I'm presuming I can't Google it.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:19,
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Never has so little, been added by so few, for so many.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:20,
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Pray tell me more of this 'me blog'
And then get thee tae fuck
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:20,
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You can find all the details on his profile.
Actually, you can't. Oh FFS it's not even Tuesday!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:23,
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:23,
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hehehe!
the scamps.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:24,
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This is so.... Smallbrainfieldish
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:25,
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serves you right
for not having a PS3
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:30,
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:23,
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??
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..wil ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:24,
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LS18 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:51,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:25,
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Ha ha ha.. ROFLCOCKS!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:30,
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Hahaha!
*clicks*
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..wil ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:31,
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Oh dear
Poor lamb.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:26,
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Found it!
pogsurf.blogspot.com/ This is probably the funniest thing I have every seen...* This post contains lies
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:28,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:32,
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Yea... about that funny
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:37,
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Please stop - you're killing me!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:37,
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fuck me
I'm just trying to get my head around the sheer inanity of it
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:43,
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:36,
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Leave Britney Alone!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:40,
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At least let me tend her wounds.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:44,
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?
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herman:D ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:38,
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Welcome to b3ta
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:39,
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BABS!
How are you doing?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:45,
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I think you may be the most shafted n008 of all time.
Welcome to B3ta, make something or be eaten.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:50,
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:04,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:07,
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lovely
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:55,
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Wow!
You waited 6 days just to be annoying? That's some dedication!
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Ratsta ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:10,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:26,
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why oh why
oh why oh
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:36,
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very nearly spells yoyo
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:55,
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St. George slays the dragon
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:22,
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Yay!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:24,
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:D :D...oldschool dragon.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:26,
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that's not a dragon, there's no tape machine!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:56,
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^^
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:19,
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O_O
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:15,
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He's watching me drink coffee actually.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:20,
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow! ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 16:28,
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They come free range.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:05,
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I was in sainsbury's yesterday
They had a "special" offer on pizzas. £1 each or 2 for £2. I kid you not.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:08,
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Well I've never known sainsbury's to do much else but bugger you slightly worse than a supermarket with poorer clientele
Oh and they do a nice orange juice.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:12,
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I don't have much choice
It's either shop in Sainsbury's or go to another town
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:17,
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I greatly dislike supermarkets' offers
that require buying 2 or 3 of an item. Especially items I don't use that often. Why can't they just reduce the item's price instead? Stupid supermarkets, extorting extra money out of people.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:16,
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It's kind of like getting you to agree to invest.
Buy the second chicken, put in in your freezer, eat it when you next want a chicken. You don't eat any more chicken than usual, but the supermarket feels slightly more secure because they got paid in advance.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:25,
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Not really
Unless the mark-up on the chicken was doubled, you'd still be getting 2 for the price of 1. The main reason for these offers is to get you into the shop with the hope you'll buy other stuff.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:35,
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Oh yeah.
What I said only makes sense if the chicken also costs slightly more than normal. Or I suppose it still works if you weren't going to buy any chickens today, but were persuaded to by the BOGOF. Still doesn't have to mean rampant chicken consumption, anyway - just storing up the chickens for later.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:40,
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Yes, I thought you were being a bit thick
Heheh
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:49,
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I bought buy one get one free cheese last night.
Bargain. If you like cheese and HEY, who doesn't?
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:26,
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Buying cheese at night on Sunday is pretty cool.
Sort of thing a satanist might do, who liked cheese.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:29,
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Demonologists agree! Cheddar makes the BEST pentangles.
The most demonic thing I intend to do is make cheese on toast, with pesto and Worcestershire sauce.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:34,
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^^^
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Victor Meldrew ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:30,
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It's true for most people, including myself
But then I'm a Camembert fan. And I understand I might be in a minority there.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:36,
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And Brie.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:37,
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I like the 'bert
but if I can afford it, I got for Roquefort. Truly the king of cheeses, despite being French.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:41,
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You mean the Dauphin?
I do like the foreign cheeses. There was this great, really addictive cheese I got from a stall at a European foods market. It was made out of sheep's milk. Can't remember what it was called, but it resembled a small Camembert wheel, it was something really special.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:48,
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My fave cheese at the moment is Bowland
It's got bits of fruit in it. I think it's an attempt to meld the christmas cake and mature cheddar thing people sometimes do. I had some unpasteurised sheep's milk brie a few weeks ago. Good stuff, but my guts were weird for a few days after.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:54,
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Bowland
is the dogs! I once asked for Christmas Cake Cheese at the counter, only to be met with a blank stare.
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Cosa Nostril ,
Tue 5 Oct 2010, 7:28,
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Camembert seems like a slightly disappointing brie substitute
like getting salad cream instead of mayonnaise.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:44,
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Whole and baked
eaten with bread & chutney - cor!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:50,
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Cheese is fucking horrible
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:53,
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Et tu, emvee?
You are missing out on a pure joy. Have chips to make up for it.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:55,
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Eh
I try eating cheese every couple of years to check if it still makes me retch it does
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:58,
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Never combine the two.
It's sick.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:01,
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Tried to create poutine once with chips and mozarella.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine It probably wasn't remotely the same.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:06,
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Christ, that looks awful.
Those poor chips.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:11,
archived )
It's only congealed cow secretions with bacteria in it.
Sometimes a bit of mould. Nothing you wouldn't normally eat. See also en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu "When disturbed, the larvae can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres."
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:57,
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That's a whole world of tastes you're dismissing in one fell swoop, sir. From the humble workhorse cheddar to the mighty danish blue and all ports in between.
Do you have issues? I imagine your mum left a pound of double gloucester on your pram when you were an infant. The scars of such a trauma can run deep, but there is help out there.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:58,
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mozarella on pizza is ok because it doesn't taste of cheese
everything above that on the cheesiness scale just makes me hurl, I'm afraid it tastes like rotten milk
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:00,
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Well, that's kind of what it is.
My own achilles heel is butter beans. The texture of those tasteless fuckers, ugh, makes me gag just thinking about them.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:03,
archived )
Comes ready foil-wrapped!
I say foil, but probably armour-plating.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:12,
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Chicken walker!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:14,
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mmmm...tastes like Empire.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:24,
archived )
The chances of anything coming from Mars...
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:26,
archived )
Let's Not Get Rash Here!
Scratch my inflamed lesion and I'll scratch yours?
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:25,
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sebaceous rashes
fun to have..... even better to share?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:30,
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:31,
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I think I remember the film - yes - if I recall I think
We both kind of liked it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:32,
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We're falling apart.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:38,
archived )
Leprosy lulz
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:42,
archived )
"Hey Ma'am, you can keep the tip!"
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:43,
archived )
Spare a shekel for an old ex-leper?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:48,
archived )
"one minute I had a trade and then this Jesus bloke came along..."
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:54,
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'leprosy!
i'm not half the man i used to be!'
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:55,
archived )
Maybe his leg had just grow?
grow fallen off
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:04,
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RIS
what is poison oak? do we have it in the UK, or is it a septic thing?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:43,
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Itchy rashy plant in the US.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:43,
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and the itchy rash is transferrable by touch?
it's not like stinging nettles then?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:45,
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it's like poison ivy or sumac...do ya'll have either of those?
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:47,
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I have neither sumac nor ya'll
why gee sure thanks yanklols
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:52,
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Nope, luckily.
Doesn't sound like fun.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:55,
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nope
we have stinging nettles and that's about it unless you go down the route of plants with thorns
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:57,
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There is something nastier than nettles
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:01,
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*Does the Dance of the Giant Hogweed*
/Nursery Crimes
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:11,
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eurgh that's nasty
I don't think I've ever encountered this beast will look out for it in future though
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:02,
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Been burnt by that
it left huge blisters, then scars on my arm, taking 18mths to fade.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:22,
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No, it's an oil that the plant exudes,
so if you've got it on you, you can spread it on someone else.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urushiol-induced_contact_dermatitis
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:52,
archived )
ah, that makes sense now
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:56,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:08,
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He is such a prick.
It was well funny watching him on Have I Got News For You . He's one of the best arguments the Tories have.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:26,
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Because all their arguments are shit.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:12,
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...just once, I want to see him in drag
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:45,
archived )
Bob Crow + Thoroughly Modern Millie = a chunky David Cameron
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:47,
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I thought it was thin Jim Davison
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:23,
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Can I pop this here?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:05,
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Yes you may.
For it is wonderful.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:45,
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Eeek, too many, make them stop.
'clicked'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:16,
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:DD
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herman:D ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:26,
archived )
oh yes
very nicely done :D
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kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 17:59,
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Does anyone have the link
to the "London Underground" song by amateur Transplants (But not on Youtuube, cos we're not allowed to enjoy ourselves at work)
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:20,
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Repost! gotta love Bob Crow.
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McDazzle Knows not what he does ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:17,
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I'll just leave this here
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SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:58,
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treemendous
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:00,
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lovely snatch
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:23,
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I bet you say that to all the girls.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:42,
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Would.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:06,
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wood?
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:14,
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woo!
tree thread?
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MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:09,
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Oooh nice
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:09,
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ta
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MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:26,
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Is that a skull in the tree there? Looks ace..
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Sherbs ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:22,
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aye tis..
cheers
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MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:26,
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That copse is going to be a bit saw in the morning.
Probably have a splitting headache.
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Banjo-Jeff I don't play a banjo, and I'm not called Jeff. ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:09,
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:13,
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These are the christmas tree lights i want..
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Sherbs ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:24,
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Sherbs ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:57,
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ha ha ha, that was rather unexpected :D
Surreal woo
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:06,
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Raiders of the lost arse?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:13,
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The bumhole of doom!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:14,
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the arsed crusade
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:19,
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Or Lust Crusade
And Kingdom of the Crusty Skull...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:22,
archived )
We don't talk about that one
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:30,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:13,
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I can't say I understand
but it's a very nice arse
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:15,
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The last panel is good...(unshopped)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:28,
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Boogie boogie
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Ninj ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:56,
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That's Good that
You got em dancing well =]
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Sherbs ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:58,
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After they were famous..
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:00,
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I bloody LOVE C&H.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:00,
archived )
Charlie Brown ain't got no moves.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:31,
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Slow this morning. Have this:
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:28,
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You must be a stickle-r for punishment
(have an arf)
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:30,
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I'd be bricking it.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:39,
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Oh Stop it. Please Lego
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:17,
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blocks to that.
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 15:48,
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</perfect thread>
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mikenco ,
Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:08,
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Hee hee!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:38,
archived )
Hahaha
It's the kid pointing that seals it
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:40,
archived )
ace
I forgot all about that stickle brick bit..
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Sherbs ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:00,
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haha
nice
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:15,
archived )
Yay!
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:21,
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This is my favourite thing of today.
Yay!
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 18:42,
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it's you daddy!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 21:55,
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I have this block here.
No sign, though. Woo.
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Grampa ,
Tue 5 Oct 2010, 2:26,
archived )
I used to try and eat these when I was young.
They never did taste like onion rings.
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-Dodge- , accidentally liked your post on his phone ,
Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:35,
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Good game, good game...
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Ninj ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:35,
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I knew this was by you before I'd even scrolled down
Maybe I have Bruce Foresight.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:45,
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Hahahahahahahaha
:)
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Ninj ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:46,
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I saw what you were going to say there.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:46,
archived )
GET OUT NOW
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:48,
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Come on own up, who brokeded /board?
Ningles
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:21,
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Maybe it tried some chocolate Weetabix
Much as I like chocolate, maaan, these weetabix are icky.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:27,
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Chocolate in ANY kind of breakfast ceral is a universal wrong!
fact
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:35,
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Not if it's Coco Pops
Them's tasty. So what you you have with your cereal? Chutney?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:37,
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I make it a rule never to touch any chutney before 11am
one must have boundaries.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:43,
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What is your favourite kind of chutney?
Mine is caramelised onion :D
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:49,
archived )
I'm going big on Chilli & apple at the moment
but Green tomato still regularly rocks my world.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:11,
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does that include Mrs Chutney?
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doog Don't read this. ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:01,
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;)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:11,
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^
Although I did used to like coco-pops, but that was when I was a rebel.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:38,
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(
Ymob is a kaburu ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:07,
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.....
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me. ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:19,
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Yippee ki yay!
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Ninj ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:51,
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Juxtoposition.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:53,
archived )
That chap's a little odd.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:57,
archived )
Hahaha!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:59,
archived )
arf!
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Ratsta ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 13:23,
archived )
Is it Woody Harrelson?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:17,
archived )
60.48mbag
CFM I made this bag last night, using 42 3.5" floppy disks and black and white cable ties. The floppy disks came from freecycle (although I actually put up an advert for 'WANTED: 3.5" floppy dicks in Exeter') and the cable ties came from ToolStation. The dickhead glasses belong to @thomassays (rubbing his eyes on the left) and the not-at-all-patriotic French chap with the shiny chair is @laurentatlbi .
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:35,
archived )
That's a very Manley-looking bag!
Nicely done. In other news, the Daily Mail trimmed down one of my comments. There was I, trying to condone eugenics and they reduce my comment to something sane-sounding :(
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:38,
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I love my life as a dickhead.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:43,
archived )
^ M O O B S
Woo!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:42,
archived )
Thank you.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:43,
archived )
I remember being given a pack of 100 3.5' floppy dicks in 1990 and I felt like I had been given the power of God
Sassy bag.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:48,
archived )
I remember my first 3.5".
I was awestruck. We used to drill out the corner so that the newer machines would think it was 1.44mb. It didn't work.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:54,
archived )
Put it away, Manley
/ac
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 9:53,
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a most splendid bag, manley
does it have a flip top lid that secures with magnets?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:10,
archived )
fucking shitty magnets
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:14,
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I get paid for working with fucking shitty magnets.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:15,
archived )
^ Contradiction in terms/blog
"I get paid for working with fucking shitty magnets." and "apparently unemployable"?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:49,
archived )
I didn't get an interview for two jobs.
But I still have my current one.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:57,
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But why would anyone want to change their job if their job is to make fucking awesome magnets?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:24,
archived )
I want to make even more awesome magnets.
And for that, I need a research group of my own.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:48,
archived )
I have a Wooly Willy
can I be of any assistance?Wooly Willy
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:54,
archived )
is there any other type?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:18,
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Fucking awesome magnets.
That's what I make.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:19,
archived )
shutting ficky magnets
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:48,
archived )
It does.
Are you in my office?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:25,
archived )
*ducks*
no, not at all, i'm miles away. *continues viewing via high powered telescope*
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:59,
archived )
My two cannon fodder floppy disks
... approve of this snazzy merchandise!
(
AceFox may contain traces of nut... ,
Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:10,
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