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tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship? ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:20,
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I just wish Will Self would marry Harriet Harman
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:37,
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Self-Harmen?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:43,
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I wish Brian Cox would marry Alice Roberts
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fuscous ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:50,
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I am Will Self.
Or the kid off The Wonder Years . Or Woody Allen. Fuck it - you decide.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:42,
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You are not getting five pounds.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:44,
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I am.
From your mum.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:48,
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:08,
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:09,
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Can't...look....away
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:10,
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That is rather special.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:11,
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Have some more, then
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:42,
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this is brilliant
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:48,
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is this a jpeg, but it moves like a video?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:15,
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Animated gif, innit
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:17,
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Really nice and clean gif
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:21,
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yeah, i know, i was.......daily mail.......
......ahhh... forget it
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:22,
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Sorry, guv'nor
This one keeps missing me. My head feels like it has a Frenchman living in it. And not in the 'Oh, there must be a really well-stocked fridge in there, then' kind of way.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:28,
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smells of cigarettes and has a small yappy dog in there?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:44,
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pretty much, yes.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:50,
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I ... I ... oh!
Finished.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:41,
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that's lully
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:45,
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I really like them, there's a... hold on,
Tribs ^ up there has posted the guy's blog.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:00,
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That's fantastic!
Who is she?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:27,
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Oh don't get Herman started
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:10,
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^ this
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Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:19,
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^This
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herman:D ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:59,
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:04,
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:O)
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:16,
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Ha ha ha... The concentration on his face is brilliant!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:29,
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to even the awesome/shit shoppery balance, have this.
i don't know why i'm posting it, but if you do letters on a postcard, usual address
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:18,
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*flashes back to 'That night at University' *
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:22,
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curiosity piqued!
was it a raping, or were you trying a new look?not suggesting you have/were raped, but "Trouble me Emo" does look a bit rapey
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:36,
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a goth lass (very similar boots)
I shouldn't really say any more ;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:59,
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that's ok
pic's will suffice
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:06,
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that's *so* not happening.
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:08,
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Same here, no idea at all.
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Shlvng ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:30,
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these kind of pics are so much fun to do
what's the helmet/head thing?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:39,
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I lack any real talent so this kind of thing is all I do.
The head/helmet is a polystyrene head + headband with TV remote + Radio Ace Vintage Radio Kit + air vent from a car as the eye. Made sense at the time.
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Shlvng ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:48,
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^lies.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:40,
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I remember that gif
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:53,
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And me:D
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herman:D ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:00,
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:05,
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Fucking hell, what has she been eating, Sooty's family?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:06,
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FIST!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:06,
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22. MURGH FREIZI ; £6.95
Our version of Jalfreizi. Spicy chicken in tomato and tamarind sauce, touch of garam masala, fresh ginger and spring onion make it delicious. Very hot.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:11,
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If Murgh Freizi does that to you, you can keep it*
*Until I get my rubber Y fronts that is
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:12,
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I like to think of it as the 'Dyno-Rod' of late night eating.
Or 'Draino-in-a-Basket'
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:14,
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The people at the back on the left are the Borg
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:09,
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I voted for something other than Best Mates cos that's the way I roll, dawg.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:27,
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I voted for something other than best mates because they'll pick what they like anyway
and I don't care.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:27,
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I voted for winning because it ought to win
because it is winning.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:06,
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This is a perfectly reasoned argument!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:42,
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Also,
I sort of decide who wins anyway and it is going to be 'winning'.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:40,
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or D favourite royal wedding moments
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:27,
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hahaha
SPAM!... no, wait, the other thing. chiding? work calls, ciao b3ta. have fun kids, dont play too hard!
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:59,
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just decide the same way /board comps are decided
look at what everyone has been posting for the last week and make it the comp
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:28,
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^ Compo it!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:29,
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compo'd the compo
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:32,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:35,
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Berwick-upon-Tweed
AICMFP
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:33,
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Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrong!
It's Fortuneswell, Island of Portland
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:38,
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BANG
right in the shitter
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:44,
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Compo'd
I think it should win.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:48,
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it does look quite like it
most depressing nine months of my life I spent there :P
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:51,
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I'd like to vote for the kittens.
However, there seems to be no option for that.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:35,
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that's AV for you
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:38,
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Racist.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:50,
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What's going on with the focus in that picture?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:38,
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It's a ham-fisted tilt-shift
You blur all but a tiny strip in the middle, and it looks like it's a model village. Alternatively, take a load of photos in a model village
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:40,
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It kind of works.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:55,
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It's tilt-omg-it-looks-like-a-model-village-except-not-really-shifting
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:40,
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FIRST PAST THE POST IS UNFAIR AND UNREPRESENTATIVE
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:39,
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There should be a button for
"I don't really care I just like to vote"
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:42,
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It's a sad day when a /talk post get more coments than a artz post...
My artz is about to go from this page for ever... It look me ages to find the images and line up Kate & Will so it looks like they are touching Wills Willy. * I'm off to the pub to drown my sorrows, life with never be the same again...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:46,
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C'mon Wobbly
get a grip, man!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:47,
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...and you are...?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:48,
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:50,
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Crikey, some of that's Boscastle innit?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:51,
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Nope
Fortuneswell
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:56,
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*I like this*
I went for happy times. Ah, happy times.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:51,
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Which reminds me of
(was my 1st post)
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Banjo Legs ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:53,
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Brilliant
I LOLed
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:56,
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Island of Sodor
AICMFP
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:57,
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Well close...
... but it's the village of Arley on the Severn Valley Railway.
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Banjo Legs ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:04,
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I never knew you were here.
My brain is all broked.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:03,
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this took me ages
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:21,
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class matey
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:22,
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This is festooned with Win!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:22,
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hahaha
nice touch with Domo
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:23,
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jeremy and a manbear too
i like the little touches /on an offenders register blog
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:11,
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nice lettering too
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:14,
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haha
Tis grand!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:23,
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Waits for it to animate....
EDIT: No Wedding Ring - Not Real!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:24,
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be my guest, sadly I have real work to do now.
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:27,
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I toyed with the real goatse (fnar fnar) but it somehow lacked a sense of heraldry (and made my eyes hurt). Ooh look.. wedinator.icanhascheezburger.com/tag/goatse-wedding-ring/
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:35,
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and you found that in the internetz?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:37,
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I'm so out of touch
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:46,
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you shure are
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:56,
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This deserves a *royal click
*It's the same as a normal click but has a title in front of it
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:24,
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Oh marvellous!
*standingly ovates*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:24,
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Is it your time of the month already?
*offers chair*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:26,
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No I'm back from the barber's.
*proffers hair*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:28,
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Well, you know I need some...
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:34,
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Just grow it long on one side and sweep it over.
No one will notice.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:34,
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Excellent plan.
I shall pursue this stratagem with vigour. And a kangaroo pelt. Everyone needs one of those.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:37,
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if you do it standing up you don't get pregnant
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:28,
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I love this
HARD! *clickage*
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Joliet ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:25,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:26,
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childhood ruined
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waxdart hello. ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:33,
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Needs more wedding ring.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:34,
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I recently had to make a flash animation of a colonoscopy(!!) and, using a similar graphic, it really reminded me of the looney tunes ending. I subsequently tried to make a video out of a real colonoscopy (with bugs bunny etc), but it was too difficult and I couldn't be arsed.
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:40,
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I shudder to think what
your job might be.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:49,
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he lubes up gay porn stars arses
before they perform
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:57,
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do I know you?
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:25,
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he was 2nd queen on the middle.
The film was "Spit roast fag" a wonder of arse porn.
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waxdart hello. ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:29,
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This is really rather good
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:28,
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are audi 'avin a laugh?
WOO! nice shoppage.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:38,
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Is that
Justin the annoying unicorn rampant sinister?
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.Yeti. ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:46,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:53,
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Nice :D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 19:13,
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just noticed the Goatse
this is a masterclass in subtle meme-ry *Clicks*
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cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa ,
Wed 4 May 2011, 13:12,
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'nings
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:14,
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I cannot be the only person with an irrational hatred for Louie Spence
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:58,
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I have to admit he makes me laugh
I'm amazed anyone can be that upbeat in this day and age. Don't think I could sit through any of the programs he does, but I think that's more to do with them being braindead, reality tv produced by Sky
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:01,
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everytime I see him on tv I feel the rage building
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:03,
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in your penis
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:04,
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hahaha
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:10,
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Pfffft!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:18,
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Hahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:25,
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"irrational"?
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think. ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:04,
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i have to admit to rissing
who he?
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:04,
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you most certainly are not
Last week on This Morning they had a piece about how schoolkids are obsessed with becoming famous and appearing on reality shows as a shortcut to fame... next up: Louis Spence talking about gym equipment, followed by a former Big Brother contestant interviewing Russel Brand. I shouldn't be surprised, but I was.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:08,
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I've warned about watching This Morning before,
haven't I?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:12,
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jeez, can't believe I'm saying this/standing up for him....
Louis Spence hardly took a shortcut to fame, he spent 20 odd years working in Miss Saigon, Cats and all that stuff. He's in his 40s according to wiki. He may appear to be a complete nonsense, but he's put the hours in to get some cash back. (I only know this because my mum deals in the same sort of dance circles that he does I swear)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:16,
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*eyes suspiciously*
Oh yes? ;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:18,
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.
my mum I
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:20,
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is the rage building in your penis?
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:29,
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it's not irrational
he is very anoying
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:13,
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I would have had my 15 minutes of fame this year if it were not for that mincing cunt
Bastard
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:16,
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?
do tell
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:18,
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When Dermot O'Leary went into the toilet cubicle
Louie got to the gloryhole first
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:20,
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hahahahaha
you seem very knowledgeable about these sorts of things. what, pray tell, is a glory hole?
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:23,
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It's what all reality show contestants fall into when they are voted off
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:33,
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A bespoke furniture retailer
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:34,
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Eh, long story short, I spent a couple of weeks last year being filmed by a fly-on-the-wall documentary crew for a show on Sky1 called "Showbiz"
It was about people struggling to break into TV, music, film etc. We went out of our way to accommodate them, did loads of staged stuff, auditioned people they suggested etc. Then some bright spark at Sky decided to rebrand the show "Louis Spence's Showbiz" and suddenly the tale of two earnest guys from the Midlands working hard to make a low-budget zombie film wasn't screamingly camp enough to make the cut and all the footage ended up on the cutting room floor.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:31,
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What a pisser
:-(
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splorp ® ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:35,
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would you really have wanted to get your break from a Sky tv show called Showbiz?
that sounds like selling your soul and destroying your credibility before you've even begun. Lucky break if you ask me.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:35,
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We're getting where we want to be anyway
but it was a bit gutting that after all the effort we went to, we received none of the publicity we were promised, which would have been really handy right about now This time next year Rodders etc
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:38,
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....and breathe.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:19,
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Second prize at the mince awards again this year?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:22,
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hahahah
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:34,
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I wouldn't do him...
even with your cock!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:19,
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^ may contain lies
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:27,
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This one's for the mams 'n' dads...
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Ninj ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:51,
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haha!
i would pay good money to see them sing Islands in the stream
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:52,
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.
islands in the stream the horst wessel march
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:53,
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shurely this compo wil be over by friday teatime
shit shopping i know.
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:37,
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Lets hope so!
EDIT: ONLY ONE COMENT! (Why do I bother)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:38,
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Oh g'wan then...
Why do you bother?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:57,
archived )
Ha ha ha...
You bastard, everyone hates me... I may just give up!
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:18,
archived )
Bless you, I was only joshing!
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:20,
archived )
You used photoshop for that?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:40,
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Some attempt at 'shopping would have been nice.
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:42,
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i am lolling at the above 2 responses
well, i gimped. i am shit at shopping, as you can tell, although i have made no effort on these latest images. usually i would try to minimise the seams... here, have this to cheer you up, guess who?
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:45,
archived )
Is it Ian Smith, ex-Prime Minister of Rhodesia?
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:46,
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is he taking or giving?
prolly taking, thinking about it
(
Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:48,
archived )
So, it is then?
What do I win?
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:56,
archived )
getting into a similar position
with me. do you want to give or take?
(
Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:00,
archived )
I say, you're a fresh young beast, aren't you?
*lubes up*
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:11,
archived )
*fires up netmeeting*
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:12,
archived )
Euphamism-tastic!
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:17,
archived )
finally i get laid!
*bends over and touches toes (well, knees)*
(
Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:14,
archived )
Or Ian Smith, aka Harold Bishop in Neighbours?
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:49,
archived )
Or Bishop out of Alien?
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:21,
archived )
Oooh Oooh I know this one
Is it Torode and Wallace from Masterchef celebrating eating a fabulous chocolate pudding, rich in cocoa? Torode is the giver
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:52,
archived )
Is it Chang and Eng Bunka, famous Siamese twins?
Chang has stepped on something sharp.
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:17,
archived )
hahahah, why enter it? it's only shit because people do half arsed entries that clutter the board up
you don't have to enter the image challenge, it's not a competition, you don't get anything for entering, so why bother if you don't like it? (no offence meant to anyone, just amused by the I hate this competition so I will enter as many times as possible attitude going on)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:44,
archived )
Are you really amused, or actually a bit annoyed? ;o)
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:45,
archived )
genuinely amused
or is it bemused? no, amused, I thought for a second bemused was a mixture of amusement and only mild bewilderment :D
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:47,
archived )
bemused means bewildered or confused.
/dictionary blog
(
Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:52,
archived )
^this with bells on.
i love the topical compos
(
benito vaselini no not that one ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:45,
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cos it is the fucking expensive royal wedding
which has had fucking saturation coverage in the media. i was hoping for a bit of republican escapism ;)
(
Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:46,
archived )
Do what you say in your sig!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:47,
archived )
DONE!
anyone remember this bloke?
(
Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:49,
archived )
Oh fuck.
hahahahahahahahaha I remember how it upset Riverghost and how the poster completely wound him up by insisting it was photoshopped
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:52,
archived )
YES!
fucking hell yes, there was a great argument that day!!
(
Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:54,
archived )
Haha YES!
"He had really shiny skin trust me."www.b3ta.com/board/8646740
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Shlvng ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:02,
archived )
hahahah
Good Times edit: Riverghost: "Mate if you did it you're fucking brilliant However three peaple with many years of experience. All of us have had our images used in the national and international press. We are saying, and we's appologise if we were wrong, categoricly, that is some sort of spread on a person's face." hahah fucking hell, comedy gold
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:05,
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best response in that thread was from Geoff:
"why is your friend sending you photos of men in football kit?"
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:15,
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I have many years of experience with pictures of men in football kit
(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:17,
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I was only asking
teehee
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:07,
archived )
awesome spazzing
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:08,
archived )
choclate rain!
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Pob mk2 ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 1:34,
archived )
but you're drawing attention to it and increasing the saturation
why not shop any of the other 6,775,235,700 people in the world?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:49,
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drawing attention to it?
it is fucking inescapable! so why not have a larf and make some shit shops. we aint all as talented as you mate. me most definitely not so.
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:51,
archived )
ok, now I'm confused
you hate it and its everywhere but you want to do shops and enter the challenge? surely you don't hate it then, you're enjoying it being this weeks challenge because you can exercise your photoshop/gimp/paint skills? (again for those with twitchy anger buttons, I'm just talking/asking, not being an arse or at least not intentionally being an arse)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:54,
archived )
"exercise your photoshop/gimp/paint skills?"
hahahah i have no skillz! i do hate it, i despise the fucking monarchy. i am doing shit shops as a protest, in the same way slaves would try to do as little work as possible as an act of rebellion (see morris - "unyoung, uncoloured, unpoor")
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:56,
archived )
yeah this is my confusion
surely doing as little work as possible (not staring at their faces in photoshop and them posting it on the board) is the answer. You're being a slave putting in for overtime :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:03,
archived )
hahaha
*slaves* i am not bothered about crapily cutting up images with their faces (faeces?) in them - they are fucking everywhere at work, and in the papers. do you never rebel HT?
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:12,
archived )
this is a long conversation that will no doubt spiral so I'll gaz you instead
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:21,
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*handful of popcorn stops inches from mouth*
oh.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:31,
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no you wont come on people are reading this
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:49,
archived )
also, to answer this:
"I guess it's fear of not being a part of something so you have to destroy that something first. I shall investigate." er, no. i am not afraid of not being part of something, i rarely enter compos as i aint skilled in that area, and it isn't to destroy it.
(
Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:59,
archived )
I started one
it was shit i didn't bother finishing it Bit like watching the LAST royal wedding! *zing*
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:50,
archived )
jylie
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:07,
archived )
Ha ha ha... That's fucking scary!
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:08,
archived )
pffft
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:08,
archived )
hahahahahahahahaha
topshop
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:08,
archived )
hahaha christ
proper tealol
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:08,
archived )
fuck me
would x2
(
Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:09,
archived )
no one can resist
the classic 1980's Australian mullet, it is a thing of beauty
(
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:12,
archived )
best of all the haircuts
(
benito vaselini no not that one ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:19,
archived )
*spluffs*
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:23,
archived )
Isn't that Craig Charles?
(
Hughjelly Gay ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 13:53,
archived )
He's got to let you know.
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Rogue Sausage ,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 8:09,
archived )
^
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:20,
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nicely!
(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:09,
archived )
hahaha
great!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:09,
archived )
Superb shoppery there sir!!!!
*Click* :D
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Ninj ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:10,
archived )
cheers ninj!
and cheers all :)
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:18,
archived )
Oh bloody hell - yes!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:10,
archived )
wow it's one of them jpegs I hear so much about in the news
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:38,
archived )
What is this new devilry?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:39,
archived )
ok - this is either
a) some incredibly 'in' joke that is passing me by. b) you're trying to rub my rhubarb Pray tell?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:41,
archived )
NEVER RUB ANOTHER MAN'S RHUBARB!
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:44,
archived )
^ exactly
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:45,
archived )
^ truth
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:51,
archived )
de-risimification
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:45,
archived )
Ahhh, I see...
Edit: thanks for the clar-deris-ification
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:48,
archived )
hahaha
WITCHCRAFT!
(
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:56,
archived )
sorry, wandered off
yes, the Daily Mail invented Gifs the other day and described them as "like jpegs"
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:05,
archived )
Lawd Bless 'em...
Breaking News: Running Water discovered in Houses!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:10,
archived )
that sir is genius!
Shane and La'Shandra get hitched woo!
(
camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:11,
archived )
Pat Sharp?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:17,
archived )
excellent
they played angry anderson on the radio earlier. i had a little weep. and then a wank.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:17,
archived )
Aww they look goijuss
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:20,
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Suddenly you're seeing me...
JUST THE WAY I AM! Excellent work!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:22,
archived )
That's so well done...
...it took me a while to work out what you'd done there! I am an idiot, and you am an photoshop wizard.
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:28,
archived )
I like this.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:30,
archived )
Ahh...
thanks for the mammary
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:31,
archived )
haha!
That's ace
(
Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:31,
archived )
This should win. End of.
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:38,
archived )
^ what she said
'ello Archie!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:44,
archived )
Brilliant
Just perfect.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:44,
archived )
She looks like a young Yvette Fielding
Just thought I would mention it
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Lurchio ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:55,
archived )
Or.....
Karen Carpenter. Following a good feed, obviously.
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Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 4:42,
archived )
Fuck
Hahaha:D
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herman:D ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:54,
archived )
heh heh
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:06,
archived )
Hahahaha! Win!
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Monty Propps ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:58,
archived )
yes
and more yes!
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mozza ,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:29,
archived )
It's Mimi Labonq
From Allo Allo
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved ,
Sun 1 May 2011, 10:38,
archived )
Oh gosh
they almost look like one of us common folk now.
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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot. ,
Sun 1 May 2011, 17:35,
archived )
:)
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Ninj ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:01,
archived )
/ron jeremy blog
(
camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:04,
archived )
Ron Jeremy The Annoying Horse?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:07,
archived )
:D
I wish he was pulling one of the carriages tomorrow.
(
camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:12,
archived )
He could pull anything.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:16,
archived )
as long as no one minds some poo coming out
(
camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:21,
archived )
Goodness!
That's a bit of a rum do.
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:06,
archived )
The b3ta bash?
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:07,
archived )
That gave me a semi
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:00,
archived )
tinfoil hats at the ready
25 years ago Russia admitted to a shenanigans at Chernobyl
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:44,
archived )
Oh well - it looks like it's going to clear up soon.
In other news, the animals there are now radiation-proof.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:46,
archived )
Quick ship them to japan
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:48,
archived )
and the sell by date is years away
they don't even need refrigeration.
(
camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:53,
archived )
Hello and good morning to all of you :D
by the by I notice that lots of random posts (inc text posts) are being compo'd - particularly liking WB's below. Have I missed a peasants' revolt? Is this what we're doing now? God you leave the interwebs for a few minutes and everything is being compo'd and now I is confused. And here is a pea from me so this isn't all text
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:03,
archived )
YES
b3ta.com/board/10404095 - join teh rebels luke..
(
Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:07,
archived )
I thought it might be - thanks for the heads up.
I scrolled through pages to find the votey thing. But it wasn't there. Then I thought it might be my fault cos of this post: www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1183135 Viva La Revolution!!!duly compo'd
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:15,
archived )
I hadn't seen that
I will now comp everything
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:22,
archived )
Yey!
Did you use this to get that effect? * Also, I did one of these this morning: b3ta.com/board/10404561#post10404568
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:50,
archived )
and what is this silliness in your sig
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:02,
archived )
Moving desk on Tuesday and I will be overlook by loads of sad people...
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:09,
archived )
Alt + Tab is your friend
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:26,
archived )
But I wont know who is coming up my rear...
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:41,
archived )
set up a webcam
in the ladies toilets
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:57,
archived )
it never happened
were you actually there? where's the proof?
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:53,
archived )
This is a picture of him
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:57,
archived )
No questions.. This is all the evidence we need
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:01,
archived )
why are people putting random comments in to the image challenge
did Anonymous phone and tell it's supporters to kill off B3ta?
(
HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:06,
archived )
congrats on the fp
(
Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:08,
archived )
hmmm,
I wonder why the brain goes in to "I don't like it so will spoil it for others" mode and not the more logical "oh well, not my cup of tea, I'll simply draw things I like and ignore the challenge" I guess it's fear of not being a part of something so you have to destroy that something first. I shall investigate. and ta, amazing what low res crap they shove up there :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:23,
archived )
its a rebellion
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:23,
archived )
What she said
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:42,
archived )
Well, he's a looker.
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:05,
archived )
and evidently a big listener too...
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:08,
archived )
Eh?
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:12,
archived )
there might be something about it on the internet
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:58,
archived )
So why not come on down....
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:33,
archived )
Absolutely smashing!
:D
(
Ninj ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:37,
archived )
'Smashing' might be painful
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:46,
archived )
They will co-ordinate nicely with a magenta willy.
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:37,
archived )
Sadly he doesn't stock those...
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:46,
archived )
they look...ripe
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:58,
archived )
Quite Marvellous
*high tails it to World of Balls"
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:58,
archived )
Ningles
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:10,
archived )
This is jolly good arting, as per usual, ma'am.
I like it and admire your skillzorz.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:13,
archived )
Thanks,
been up all night on yellow bentines!
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:15,
archived )
My elbow feels like a fortnight in a bad balloon.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:21,
archived )
Coool....
Is you the Boz Boz?
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:22,
archived )
I am Shatner's Bassoon.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:32,
archived )
Shit
it animates [meaning that it surprised me, not that it's shit]
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:14,
archived )
ooh that's nice
I may have to eat this unattended bag of Percy Pigs in admiration
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:16,
archived )
I was hoping it was an unattended bag of the finest Bolivian marching powder
...but Percy Pigs are more addictive ;)
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:18,
archived )
Splendid!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:17,
archived )
outstanding work, sir!
nings b3ta
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:17,
archived )
Lovely Spluff
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:18,
archived )
Great stuff
Looks like his collision with a salt pillar didn't go unnoticed
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:08,
archived )
Nice one HB
great stuff
(
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:01,
archived )
GENIUS! Why didn't I ever think about selling this??
(
Flashjunky ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:58,
archived )
Welcome to the internet
(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:59,
archived )
Why didn't you ever think of putting it on links?
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:59,
archived )
Funny, kind of. In the right place? NOPE >links>
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:00,
archived )
Because you're clearly too thick.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:00,
archived )
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:05,
archived )
Advising CDC is advising
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:05,
archived )
Best of all the Shakespeare quotes.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:07,
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he considered and decided not to
Fair enough
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:07,
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I'd rather have this in Word than that obnoxious paper clip.
Is that possible?
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Haz ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:21,
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Holy shitting fuck
Years ago, Viz had an ongoing feature where readers could send in products with funny names from abroad, though they added the proviso that the word "Spunk" has been reclassified as no longer funny, in order to bring us into line with the rest of Europe. Essentially, this was bindun 15 years ago *slow hand clap*
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:08,
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Cock Soup
lol
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:10,
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lol fannypack
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:11,
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I still have a photo of a shop in Barcelona called "Fanny" I took for that that I never got 'round to sending in.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:11,
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I have a pic of a place in Lahore called "Butt Brothers"
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:12,
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Actually I've still got loads of pics of the missus in front of a shop in Punta del Este
its sign read simply: TITS
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:13,
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In Bedminster there's a "D.R. Butt Butcher"
It's down the road from my favourite shop ever: Heli-beds, which sells beds. In the name of Helicopters. Obviously.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:14,
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we have a funeral place called
SC&BS COCKS down the road from me.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:21,
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I have a pic of a place in Athens called "Cum your load in my gobbopolous"
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:14,
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I've opened a shop called Lesbian-seeking Missile.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:15,
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I've opened a sex shop in Dublin called 'Just for the craic'
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:17,
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Hahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:21,
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You should open up next to my deluxe emporium
"CUNTBUBBLE"
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:18,
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why did I instantly think this was a film with JCVD in?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:16,
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I took a picture of a shop once.
That is all.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:17,
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omg lies on teh internet
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:26,
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how does it taste
I'll tell you, it tastes like you missed links
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:16,
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TWAT
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:16,
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The day shift just won't be the same without you....
:`(
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:18,
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thank fuckOnly joking Wobblers, love you mwah mwah both cheeks
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:19,
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Oh thanks guys...
Fwaps sheds a tear
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:31,
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Get a Room!
;)
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:15,
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wankbadger
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Chumps 👀 ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:21,
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Mind you don't get TB
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:24,
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Gah
Now I have a mental image of chumpers aiming a tiny badger's cock at the former Prime Minister while his wife frots herself off against a barbed wire fence as Alan Titchmarsh flagellates her with a bunch of stinging nettles etc etc
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:34,
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Just your typical Thursday then........
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Chumps 👀 ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:45,
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Nnnnnnnggggggggghhhhhh!
*spluffs*
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:02,
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please somebody draw this
even badly would do
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:17,
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Compo it
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:33,
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you've been a member for 7 years and you go and do this
Go to the corner and think about what you've done.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:05,
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I sold my spunk once, but nobody knew
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:07,
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You said we'd never talk of this again!
:(
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:35,
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Better idea:
Why don't you cram it up your arse wrapped in a bale of barbed wire? Now fuck off.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:10,
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"I say darling, can you see that crazy young fellow hanging out yonder window?"
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:57,
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Hopefully, he'll go for the collateral!
/c.o.d blog
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:59,
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Hahahaha...
Ning Q!! :D
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Ninj ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:59,
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Nings indeed Ninj :)
Good to see you back!
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:00,
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Bless you Q!
:D:D:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:12,
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GET A ROOM
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:24,
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Good job!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 11:22,
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haha, yeah
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Nobby Bob Nob is Gilgamesh trolling you from beyond the grave ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:38,
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you've got the beer & Doritos ready then
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:40,
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I've chosen to do DIY instead
and I fucking HATE DIY
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:45,
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:O
Edit: Don't do it man! Don't do it!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:47,
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Do it
For the haters!
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:53,
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are you building your own Royal Wedding Lavatory and Two-Way Entry System?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:00,
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Kate has a three way entry system so meh!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:01,
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I shall be tiling
whilst listening to Absolute 90's There's nothing better/more depressing than listening all those tunes that remind you of being a student, whilst adding value to the property that now runs your life
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:29,
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ROYALLOLS
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:51,
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I can see this animate very well.
Side to side action, with the pish washing the shit off as he drops a fresh one on the other? DO IT!
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:55,
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I'm not made of time on my hands you know
whatever that means
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Nobby Bob Nob is Gilgamesh trolling you from beyond the grave ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:13,
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Although I'm a republican by heart
The outpouring of anguish by the right-on brigade over this is making me more and more inclined to become a royalist.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:58,
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you contrary bastard
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:01,
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I do it for the attention.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:02,
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How dare you!
LOOK AT ME INSTEAD!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:03,
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Fuck that
It's me where it's all at
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:09,
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NO ME
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:23,
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i'm sure they're all GUTTED
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:03,
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I don't get all the hatred towards the royals
I love the queen and Philip is pure comedy gold
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:17,
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.
queen queensis pure comedy gold sexy as fuck
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Avast is still alive!!!! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:19,
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are you admitting to your homosexuality
this really isn't the place to come out
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:31,
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I'm not into the whole wedding thing but as it is my last day of worktime b3ta I did this for you all...
*I was glad to see they liked their present, although you are possibly holding that a little tight? PS: Don't forget to Compo everything this week!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:31,
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why are you compoing comments?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:41,
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See the PS above...
We were all outraged last night about this compo and the fact we did not get to vote!outraged a bit upset
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:53,
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Woo BiG CocK
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herman:D ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 13:57,
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Don't do that.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:29,
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Imperial wedding
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:07,
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I can't work out which one looks happier
at least Palpatine will have someone to change his Tena Lady now
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:16,
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:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:19,
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this was my inspiration
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:24,
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ooh ta!
:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:27,
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;-)
This was my inspiration knuckle-shuffle material for 5 hours solid last night.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:29,
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Hahahaha...
:D Ning Magic!
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Ninj ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:31,
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Ning Ninj
;D
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:49,
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If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it...
Nice!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:25,
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Also, I'm peeing for the compo...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:27,
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Top work
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:15,
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Nice, I
love the expressions you chose for the family. Esp Charles.
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beerMatt ,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 0:22,
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pfft
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:02,
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Muhahahahaha
what a perfect way to start my B3ta day
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:03,
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Fantastic!
And while all this is going on, what's Will up to?Thought that that one down there¬ would be better animated Oops, posted in the wrong place......meant to be down at the bottom....sorry.
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Chumps 👀 ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:26,
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Postal servicing!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:05,
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I'd say 'I want it on a tshirt'
but a) you wouldn't get the animation, and b) ewwwww.
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Bats ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:06,
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HAHA................t-shirt sounds like an excellent idea....
*sets up production :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:15,
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Yep This would rock on a t-shirt
Do it. I will buy one and send it to the Queen.
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Catomiagi is in with a chance ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:48,
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haha!
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:06,
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
Should be a "Royal Males" logo there somewhere? ;) *click*
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:08,
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hahahaha top stuff
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:15,
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Bwahahahahaha
Bloody superb, Charles and Phil's expressions are priceless!! *Click* :D:D:D:D:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:15,
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cheers Ninj
trust you're recovering well...noticed you'd been pooly...
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:17,
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Not too bad now bless you :)
This should be FP'd!!! Hope you're ok sir? Still brilliant posts as per :D
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Ninj ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:25,
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Perfect!
This is stunning. *clicks*
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:36,
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Ha ha ha... Nice one!
one four
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 9:37,
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hahahaha
That is her cum face too. It's her everything face.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 10:17,
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One's coming!
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.Yeti. ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 17:45,
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Always wondered how they got that funny tasting sticky stuff on the back o' them stamps.
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Flash_Bastard ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:04,
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If you can't join'm . . . lick'm !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 19:01,
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hahaha. Brilliant (or should that be First Class?).
But, surely Phil the Greek would have turned her over first?
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Flash_Bastard ,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 22:02,
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Hahahaha
HAAAAAAAA
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Super Jet Shoes ,
Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:37,
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a thing of wonder...
:D
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enceladus ,
Sat 30 Apr 2011, 20:44,
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hahahah just saw this on the front page. It's awesome :)
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 2 May 2011, 12:50,
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