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[challenge entry] Don't put on the glasses.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
# haha
trust you to lower the tone of this fine respectable website ;)
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha
*quickly removes glasses
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] haha have a pea - toap
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Nicely
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)
# ta
nb mine was a toap - I claim no credit for the pic itself - just the spec savers ref
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I can't do Photoshop but...
That plane looks suspiciously like an X-fighter...Luke?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha,
and a big thank you to the inventor of the blur tool.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha this is superb indeed
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
# hahahaha super
and a bit euargh
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
# New buisness idea...
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Excellent. I'll be there.
Can't possibly see it all in a day....would you give discount if I buy a week's worth of tickets?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# I think that's fair enough.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Arf... have a click.....
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I've run out of Bruces, have a Harry instead.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# gosh. i, erm...
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
# nice, here's mine
Photobucket
my second b3ta pic
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
# awww
welcome
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
# errrm.....
i meant this was the second pic i ever posted, i've posted loads more similarly shite pics since.
but i'm sure you know this
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
# i know
i was trying to be witty
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
# damn it!
i never know when people are being witty, or dense :)
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
#

(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)
# This is an oldie of mine...
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)
# heh heh!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
# too much colour
happy goths?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Haha! Gets a Saturday chuckle from me :)
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Arf
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Oof.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Derek Dick Beattie
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
# i know this isnt fantastic...!


and it seem to movie waaaaaaaaaaaay to fast! but i was trying this out content.photojojo.com/tutorials/how-to-make-cinemagraphs-photos-that-move/ :) also i only had a crappy youtube movie to play with.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5GZDP30eAM
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 8:34, archived)
# He comes (in her hair).
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 8:50, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
# haha yes that was that teen movie "There's somethig about Cthulhu"
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I'd see that film.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)
# he does
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
# best use of cdc
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Haha
What a random vid!

'nings.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
# i am random
:)
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Cheers Rev...
I also wanted to turn my dirty hand at one of these
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
# no probs :D i think they are great
but you need a good source video :D
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# cool
have you tried import video to frames?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
# yeah thats what i did
but the source was pretty bad and kept jumping around :D
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
# I take it she must be listening to Van der Graaf Generator on her I.phone...
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)
# motorhead
i think ;)
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Happy Weekend-Ning to you all....
Today, birthday wishes go out to Sir Paul of the McCartney, Alana De La Garza and Krista Kelly has invited us all round for breakfast! NSFW.

(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 7:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 7:20, archived)
# Ning Wobbly
When Maggie goes he's the next one in the queue.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Ning Chumpers
RIS?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
#
www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/
I just can't stand that twat
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha.... Nice one...
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
# 'ning WB
Your vectors are certainly coming on now :)
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Cheers XLVII
I am really pleased with the one I have done for tomorrow (I get up late on Sundays).

* Anyone guesses??
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
#
Blaise Pascal, mathematician/physicist/religious writer?
Jose Gervasio Artigas, general/father of Uruguay?
King James I, (James VI of Scotland)?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
# I shall come and have a look then
No idea who it'll be, I'm not up on these things and am spending far too long looking for a Kemet Krew album I lost years ago.
If anyone has it I will suck their elbow for a copy!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Just as long as it's not an NSFW Ken Davitian
(but my vote is for Andre Roussimoff)
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Ning board.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 7:08, archived)
# He is looking a little sheepish...
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 7:11, archived)
# Silly Shaun
These are not the fish he's looking for.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 7:14, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 7:21, archived)
# hehe
brilliant! :D
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 8:34, archived)
# fish farms fuck fish
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
# fish fucks farms fish
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)
# farm fucks fish fish
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
# fuck fish fish farms
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
# fuck fish fish fish
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
# fish fish fish fish
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
# F I S H ! ! !

(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
# I'm liking your stylee...
I tried to come up with a cartoon once a week and life just keeps getting in the way so woo to you and your daily doodles!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)
# it didn't open up his eyes


woo!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 7:07, archived)
# This needs more love.
I like it.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 8:50, archived)
# Why, thankyou Colonel.
B3ta can be a harsh mistress sometimes
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)
# I like this too
prob a bit early for most.
:D
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Lovely
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
# I, too, like this :)
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Well, that's 5 of us.
Huzzah!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Six of us, actually.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Wouldn't it be irritating if there were actually seven?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)
# hahahaha, meaty!
Great work Chumpers
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 5:25, archived)
# Jonathon Woss?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 5:29, archived)
# with his Summer bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbeard, apparently.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 5:31, archived)
# dbbdbdbdbdbdbdbdbd
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 6:07, archived)
# There's a kind of intermediate Tom Jones in there somewhere
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 6:10, archived)
# I've just come over all queasy.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 7:09, archived)
# i'm onto u man :D
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# They executed Guy Fawkes
for going round looking that!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)
# Ron Jeremy?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 4:47, archived)
# I can only hope your bowsers respect the frame rates.
Mention if it is arsed too much for you.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 4:49, archived)
# RESPECT OUR FRAME RATE
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Good loid
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Brilliant.
Great. That's the point. And when we say that we accept everything with an open mind and don't reject out of hand. That sounds like what you're saying and it sounds like we're arguing from the same precept. But, to return to the point, that's not cubism.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 5:34, archived)
# Funny thing is, it is.
And with no wiggle room either. It can be said that he did not use the full range on any single image in that set, but together they fit in with the model as he defined it.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 5:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 5:39, archived)
# Indeed! Pesky things with their silly corners and shit.
Mind you, what I've done to it might have broken the Cubism in it.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 5:48, archived)
# Oh like that is it?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)
# GAY SHIFT GAY SHIFT GAY SHIFT!
Citation required
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)
# Time to shift some gay.
Gay bricks, that is.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)
# hell yes
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:00, archived)
# THAT'S OUR TUNE
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:00, archived)
# that's what they told me but I wouldn't listen
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Shush.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:03, archived)
# I feel hungry now

(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)
# OH FUCK ITS COLLAPSING
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)
# YUM

(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:18, archived)
# HAHA
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:23, archived)
# this is where food comes from
:D
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:24, archived)
# Ah, sod it. People always whine about this pic on the dayshift, even though the ringpiece is, in fact, the (facial) lips of a model.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)
# I see what you did there

(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:18, archived)
# That
is an upside-down eye.
With pitifully few eylashes.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:24, archived)
# so sad, so few eyelashes
:/
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:26, archived)
# one could weep.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:26, archived)
# now that's purty
*unzips*


(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:27, archived)
#

(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Oh my

Could turn a chaps head, indeed.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:35, archived)
# i found myself hesitant to even click reply on this
but i did anyway and this post is a testament to my bravery
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:37, archived)
# \o/
you win, 1 internet, which can be redeemed at any high street argos.

edit: I got sleep now, it is sleep time.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:38, archived)
# sleap can be ok sometimes
do not be afraid of the dark
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:41, archived)
# you should have spend some more time on that cut out
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
# I've not been on b3ta in a long time.
But I'm glad I've poked my head in on the gay shift.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 2:25, archived)
# Some people choose to call it that.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 2:38, archived)
# I thought it was always called 'b3ta'
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 2:44, archived)
# heh
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 2:48, archived)
#
on
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 4:21, archived)
# WHY DOES HE BRICKS?
ALWAYS HE BRICKS.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 4:26, archived)
# First they laugh at your bricks
Then they fight your bricks
then they bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks bricks.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)
# Sticky situation?
Jammy ring issue? I don't know.
Have it anyway.


Click for bigger (175 kb)


Massive one is here i.imgur.com/VQex7.jpg
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha
ace :D
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Yey, I love these, I posted one called 'Chocolate Girl' earlier in the week


and last night I did one called 'Paper Boy'


Click for bigger (217 kb)

(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 5:37, archived)
# That's a good one!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# introducing cdb
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)
# eww
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)
# hahaha!
Oh, you cad.
I'm guessing you didn't do this on the back of a bus ticket.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)
# No
Just thought of it
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)
# It's sheer poetry.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)
# i laughed more than i should about this
you sick shit. like the fact she covered her eyes. black and white tubgirl is lacking her nice gentle colour
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)
# This one was for the meme mix compo.
God, I loved that compo.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
#
since im too retarded and knacked to look for myself can you link me up so i can check it out tomorrow. gee im just so fucking tired ill hit the sack. good night b3ta
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Here you go
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:16, archived)
# look a cat

(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)
# box cat is in a box
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Well, shit.
Well shit.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
# parp!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
# captain butthead
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)
# rofl
Tags:

* Alex Lowe
* Charlie Brooker
-- wtf is that program? ive never heard of it and i LOVE brooker. one of 2 human beings on this planet i respect. it first reminded me of time trumpet.


edit: actually youpube fucking says TV Go Home in the title so wtf
seriously BED TIME
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)
# it was only ever on once and I don't think it will ever be on again,
his TV debut, a bit hit and miss to be honest. The best bit was the kids show (Teletubbies/Tweenies) parody, that had me in stitches, but I can't find a clip of it.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)
# GAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!
We need more CDB :D
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 2:43, archived)
# I tend to agree
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# yul_brunners_catacomb_tours_Mit_terry_pratchett_fuckids_jape_unt_mccoy_bluebelly_amidst_bat_batbathead_navi_fuckstatement
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
# data panic
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
# loop loop budokai
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
# I don't want to visit this catacomb.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
# no discunt
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)
#
*tries to continue breathing*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)
# hogis minus hogis
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
#
*nearly ceases to try*
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)
# spotify:track:2Ce8RNjiyKmvCQxGwhRnki
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
#
Fuuuuuckin' 'ell. And I thought I was a tired old man.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE.
There might be feeesh-AIDS and hair-loss.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
# no feesh is safe
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)
# It's good but it's no markal macadire
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)
# http://www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/michael_mcintyres_baby_sluts_michael_mcintyre_baby_wankchasm.jpg
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)
# A sketch I made in the bus.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Nice girl, but I'm not into amputees.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)
# So the magazine "Amp Beautees" won't pique your interest in the tiniest bit.
Nice drawing, btw, Mono!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Racist!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Superb
in the bus or on the bus if the former are you a busdriver like moi?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)
# That's a lovely drawiKEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD OH SHIIIIIIII ...
*plunges from flyover*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
# I'm always doodling when I have stack time at the terminus
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Here be dragons!
:)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)
# And artichokes!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)
# :D
please post more doodles, fantastic stuff
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Artichoke of death.
I love it.

I was rather hoping you were reckless, and drew these while totally endangering the lives of innocent human beings.

By the way, I wanted to say that I appreciated your thought on one of the long discussions we had regarding use of certain photos. I like your mentality. I don't mean to start up here. But I do appreciate acceptance of that kind of stuff. Censorship usually sucks. Whatever. :)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Censorship is nearly always a bad thing it leads to closed minds
we must always be allowed to judge and reject as we see things rather than how we are told to see things in my oft-stupid opinion ;)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Thoughtfulness always wins.
Even if sometimes it doesn't seem that way.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Don't suppose you get to use bus ticket paper?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)
# We have these 7-day Saver slips where you peel off the paper strip to
seal in the 7-day Saver Ticket the paper left over is what I use to doodle on. The ticket rolls are useless as they normally have a McDonalds advert on the back ;)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Drat
I imagined an opportunity to draw a side scrolling game world in between all the first logos then putting it back in the machine and giving passengers something to look at, albeit now hidden behind the printed bits.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
# BATNINJA IS OUT TO DEVOUR US ALL
Also, it should be "on the bus".
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
# ... es
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
# GAGBINE?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)
# Everyone can forgive a minor error in the face of overwhelming Brazilian magic.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Rather nicely done.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Can a False-Cactus fool an etruscan shrew?
Also, thanks
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Haha.
Catsnaffler.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)
# fantastic drawing
how do you draw on the bus that well?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)
# With careless short strokes. With lots of them, if one or two go wrong no one will notice.
For more critical details (eyes, nose and mouth, and some round objects), I wait till the bus stops to do them and do them quickly.

Actually, I draw with short pencil strokes in any circunstances, as my wrist is "underdeveloped" (some doctor detected it when I was a kid and blamed it on my lack of proper crawling when I as a baby... mom said I just stood up one day and started walking instead) and I can't draw a fucking straight line. It's like I am always in a bumpy vehicle. So when I get into one, it becomes easier than it looks.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Very nice :D
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
# in the bus,
or in the bust?

Top marks for saying "in" the bus though, "on" the bus really makes very little sense. You don't sit on the roof! Why do we talk this way? It is madness! And yet we aren't even consistent. Nobody ever says "I came on my car." Although maybe that means something entirely else.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
# I came on many things in the past.
And most likely will in the future.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Well one would certainly say "I came on my bicycle,"
never "I came in my bicycle." But you might come in your pyjamas.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Or on the future?
I'm a bit confused now :^P
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Seems armless enough
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 3:09, archived)
# You won the drawing.
Your Kung Fu is superior to mine.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 7:24, archived)
# wow
fantastic! :D
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 8:36, archived)
# ..because i got so spang'd earlier I drew a rat man thingy-ma-wotsit
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
# reminiscent of tank girl...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Yeah this^
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Booger meets the Sumatran Rat Monkey
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Ears are great!
Good work.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)
# The awesome foursome™ should have suspected that Master Splinter was up to something
when, right after seeing Avatar for the first time, he demanded that they visit the paint aisle of B&Q ...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Yiff grr yiff woof.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] The mark of a man
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)
# I'm intrigued
and wish to know more
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)
# He's on a horse!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Nice trolleys!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
# *impales eyes with sticks*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
# killin da cells in ur peeps
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
# oh god
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)
# OOOOOOOO FORTUUUUUUNA!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)
# I WANT IT FOR DINER
Also, Henry reminds me of one of my former teatchers, which i find amusing.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Mindbleach for sale..?
Buy one, get one free.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 2:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Ha ha!
Smart.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I like this
*click*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)
# runrun
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
# That would probably make a good viral campaign.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Arf!
&click
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)
#
'J
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)
# oh yes!
he looks a happy chap
click
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)
# oh snap!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)
# And Jesus said
'Rise up from your bed and walk!'

And lo! the cripple did rise and walked anew until behold! his under-developed legs and weakened bones snapped and he crashed to the floor in agonising pain.

And Jesus said, 'Tough shit, bro' and lo! He did walk off snapping his fingers at his ho's.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
# This is really funny, I think you did a great job.
Also: Ning, Arf!, Woo!, RIS, Racist, needs more etc
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaa
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Hahahahahaha:D
click
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Good idea!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)
# I fucking loved it.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
# HAhahahafuck!
FP this now
please!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Hahaha, fantatsic!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Excellent.
He looks so happy!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)
#
I'm sure even the man himself would approve! :-)
(, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I love this :D
(, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)
# I wish he could
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:41, archived)
# Brilliant!
Love the look on his lovely little face :D
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)
#


(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
# I like TOAP... :P
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Think before thinking ... oh jesus my brain hurts now :(
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)
# I'm not going to say anything
I'm too busy thinking about what I'm thinking
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Argghh now you have me thinking what on earth is this?
Edit: Googled it www.youtube.com/watch?v=s--C7dMmgA0

I love how they think this is so easy for kids to remember.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Todd Carty FTW
(kid in blue)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Oh yeah
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Fucking hell!
I was only thinking of this, this morning!
mindpiss to the max!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
# that's a lot of cunts right there


(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
# haha I particularly like the non-refundable clause
:D
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Is that what I've done?
I just wanted to point out the laziness of what now counts as wit around here. Not of the original posts but of the replies. I could write a programme that could do most of them. Fiend I'm not being anti you at all, you contribute massively to making me laugh and making me think, but do you see the comment you made and the tide of many other stepford wife type comments that follow your example might add up to a mountain of rubbishness? It's that autocomment, wank wank wank that has gone from being a minor irritation to being the norm.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
# I feel this way about "ning"
and unless the picture's particularly good, about any picture featuring star wars
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
# 2/10
needs more Buffy
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Needs more?
I don't get it.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Oh that's my crime is it?
Well if my snobbery is the problem I apologise.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Nonsense! Apply generously and stand firm!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)
# You couldn't possibly be a snob
you have no icon
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Yet another level -
Someone who donates, yet chooses not to display an icon
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Up yours
:(
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Have you just turned yours off? :O
If you genuinely didn't have one before, I didn't notice and that wasn't directed at you at all :(
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)
# i often turn my icon off
i didn't donate for an icon, after all, i donated to cover a bit of the bandwidth costs...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Haha
Yeah, I honestly didn't know you could do that before

7 and a half years and you would have thought I'd have noticed that...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
# I promise I'll shut up now but the FAQ warns about overuse of graphic memes but not about written ones.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Needs more I don't get it.
but it's not shit...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# RIS?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Would
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
# LOL predictable reply
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
# WE'VE BEEN WARNED
needs more giving a shit.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Have a shit!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
# ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?


I don't know why I shouted that at you or anything. I just wanted to repost it because I love his fat, smug face and his stupid beard.

Also, if we're going to have to start being original and funny on b3ta again I'm pure fucked :(
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
# OH YES!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Happiness is a warm cow arse
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)
# While many would agree the majority here chose differently.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)
# A minor difference
It's all a big happy menagerie
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)
# RIS
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)
# tl;dr
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:09, archived)
# evening all


Click for bigger (211 kb)

bin doing a bit of art for a mate of mine i hope he likes it
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Lambretta - I always wanted one of those but could never afford one.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# i have one now
its a bit bloody rough though.
amoebaboy.blogspot.com/
for the horrors.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Indeed but at least the Vespa looks proper cool.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Death Machine!... NICE!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Nice!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Very nice clean lines
*clicks*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

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