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(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Well, good afternoon to you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
# g'noon matey.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Hi...?
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)
# I'm sure they deserved it..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Gaussed 'em to death =(
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Behold! The Dodecadeacker!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
# That's a vast improvement of the original.
Grrr damn you munchies :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Just looking at it could induce type II diabetes.
The home-made nougatine could eat through tin foil.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I see you use Tesco Cunnilingus
Marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)
# What you do to a pack of custard creams
is your own business. Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Delightful.
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/creme_egg_g.jpg
(Look, it's part of someone's mouth. Anything horrible is purely a product of your own revolting imagination.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)
#
god damn it stop posting this! i dont even think this VERY PART isn't save anymore.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Oh, come on! I haven't posted this for ages.
(I will link it, though, if someone can remind me how to)
*EDIT* I worked it out. It wasn't rocket science. I'd hate it if somebody underwent disciplinary action for looking at my picture of some confectionery, some hands and someone's mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)
# No, this is rocket science.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Next stop: Mars!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Someone had to do it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Someone could do it infinitely better.
It still bedazzles me that people complain when I post it in the day shift, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)
# some farewell card im working on for a girl leaving the office
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# She looks like a lovely old dog..

and the girls skirt looks a little NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
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well thats what she wears. not as bad as the stuff some other chick would wear which was very NSFW aka her skirt was see through and i could see her buttocks and she wouldn't wear panties most of the time- she also had see through pants which had the same effect.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
# So er...let us know if she ever leaves yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)
# ....
....

...pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)
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that chick already left and my cellphone wasnt good enough at the point she was still working here, that cunt. ive upgraded ever since 720p, baby. i should turn the explicit conversations i had with her into more comics like the "what does sperm taste like" conversation
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
# ooh, I bet that tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
# it really depends on what you ate before
there are pills called BOB which change the taste of your spunk to "fruity". you can google it.

she assured me - after all the boyfriends she had- sperm doesn't really have a taste or at least she doesn't mind. you can imagine my reaction (blood coming out of my nose like it was some kind of anime- no that actually didn't happen but the story is true)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
#


Click for bigger (187 kb)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I was asked in for Coffee once
I really wanted a coffee as I had a long drive home.

She thought I meant sex and I didn't have the heart to tell her, What she lacked in looks she made up for in effort. Not bad for an old dear.
(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)
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yeh thats kinda the problem or part of the joke.

also im sick of the coffee culture. anyone just asking: do you want to come up for a cup of coffee? everyone is coffee crazy.

I'm a tea person. Is tea still as popular in the UK as stereotypes claim or did people stop caring for tea and are all coffee crazy as well now?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
# tea!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Doesn't everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I don't know I'm more of a cat person
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# "Which species?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Ewwww.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Sounds like you're strictly a "one species" kinda fella.
Fair enough. Takes all sorts to make a world.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Yep, I'll stick to the Honey Badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
# A couple of WKDs and they're anybody's, so I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Well, that's my usual tactic.
I'm all about the class, me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Until the Headmaster dismissed you from the classroom imperpetuity.
For leering at the Honey Badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)
# ^ This
pics? videos!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Do you work in a brothel?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)
# that's why I'm so pimpin'
cough
cough
sigh
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Is she leaving to be a dog jockey?

lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
# im more of a cats person
but she brings her poney of a dog to work which always rams it's snout into my balls. i hate that thing
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Well I hope she's taking him with her then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Oh yes, I've seen that!
I have the older UCS Star Destroyer. Super heavy thing, that. I bet I could make the Executor with just the pieces of the SD.

4.bp.blogspot.com/_1mJfVVPM4dM/TJ9Mp8ofUeI/AAAAAAAAAFM/mphAyTPidmM/s1600/IMG_0819.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I like it, but can't help but feel it's lacking a certain something...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# man you won't believe how much i laughed about this
i laughed so badly i had to snort like a swine and showed co workers the porter meme because it took quite some time until i would stop laughing and it didn't get unnoticed
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
# </irony>
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)
# must be quite the ego boost
look - im a meme!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)
#
you want me to change my signature into something else? you can mess with me but don't mess with my water.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
#
meme bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
# A crueller person than you would go the extra mile to make her look hideous and exacerbate her insecurities.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Is she leaving or being fired
you can't fire a disabled person, and having no thumbs might be considered a disability.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
#
so whats why I would always beat her over tetris on the game boy via LINK CABLE (in case anyone remembers that)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Posh Twat
I could never afford a link cable. I only got myself a Game Boy for 30 quid about a year after the pocket came out too. /workingclass
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Is the dog getting its lipstick out?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# No, it's already got plenty of make-up on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
#
(ccc, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
# I like this to an unreasonable extent.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)
# now fuck off! :D
needs more ubes rub
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Stop...stammer time!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Hop! Stammer Time!
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Cameron finally clarifies what he means by "Big Society"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# THE EMPEROR'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Be careful what you fwap for,
because sometimes fwaps come true.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Really?! Oh.
Oh shit.

Erm ...

In that case, I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise to - well - absolutely everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Wow.
Having fwapped about absolutely everyone is a pretty impressive achievement.
My arm starts aching after a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Yeah, see - I've built up quite a bit of muscle and stamina in mine.
It's taken a while, but it's been totally worth it. I can do the Popeye trick and pop a tin can just by squeezing it.

As it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Your over developed right arm must be a great topic of after dinner discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
#
discussion fwapping
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Creme Brulee for dessert sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Just coffee, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
# And it's Zoltan versus Cameron in the Live action "Guess Who" finals
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Ingenious!
Have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# haha
it took me a while
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
# shouldn't they be in work?
*satire?*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
# no
they should be volunteering
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Interestingly, I reckon he's not using the phrase anymore.
I haven't heard him talk about the Big Society for months.
He seems to call it 'Localism' now... which seems a much more fitting phrase to describe a Tory policy. All curtain-twitching and rejecting outsiders...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I think it's partly because nobody, including Cameron, can define it without using equally indecipherable jargon
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)
# I thought it was just doing the Community Service that the convicted criminals manage to get out of
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
# I think it's something to do with
reinstating the boundaries set by benchmarking best practices within the confines of the on-going consumer-product relationship values arena.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
# within pre-agreed parameters, notwithstanding environmental influences?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
# And the end of the day
It's basically quite literally a win-win situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Where are we in the envelope going forwards?
Bearing in mind that this is a customer-facing win-win envelope, and not a "Don't scare the cattle!" kind of balls-in-the-mincer scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
# you forgot robust outcomes for stakeholder delivery
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Oh god, this is like every Tuesday morning meeting all rolled into one
*hides under desk*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# My mum's been doing it since before that cunt got elected.
It's "doing socially worthwhile work for no money", basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
# yeh, I work in social care, so have done a bit myself
Judging by how it's gone so far, Big Society seems to mean helping the rich get richer and making poorer people pay for stuff that used to be free, while paying these poorer people less, nothing if possible and hoping this means that health and social care pays for itself.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
# With a heavy heart, I'm afraid I think that's an accurate analysis.
What really disgusts me is the barely-disguised pleasure they take in it.
It makes me want munitions.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# To be fair
most poor people can't really be trusted to be responsible with money. Otherwise they wouldn't be poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
# That's a shockingly stupid thing for such an intelligent person to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
# ironyfail
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# While I am flattered that you think I'm intelligent, and while tempted to push the opinion further
I wrote the comment with more than a handful of my salt on the tongue in my cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Then I withdraw the accusation, and apologise.
Sorry. Being a tad over-sensitive here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Don't worry - I get like that all the time.
Go out and trip up an ugly stranger - it revitalises the soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Hey, I don't need company to trip up an ugly stranger!
I can do it in the privacy of my own bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
# haven't you let that Albanian grandmother go yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)
# It's getting a bit cramped here, tbh.

(Also: up the Baggies)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Get in line, you.
It's my turn with her next.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Internationalisationismists.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# "Localism" sounds like a medical term.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Alclocalism sounds fun
*drinks cider in the park*
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Localism I think is a term for incest.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Centralising power, localising blame.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
# is that the thing I heard the other day, that encourages hatred and spitting at your fellow man?
there was something on the radio I caught the end of, Cameron wants fathers who have to leave their families to be despised.
Bit harsh on Long distance lorry drivers and oil rig workers, but the posh balloon faced twat is right I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Cameron will never understand issues that affect people
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Yes that outburst demonstrated a very thorough understanding of the complex nature and causes of family breakdown, I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I like how there's absolutely no comment about mothers who leave their families.
Because as we all know it's only men who are bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Stay at home mums and dads are the future.
/dwpblog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# In fairness, most of us actually *are*
bastards. Sorry, that should read 'No, no - that's just me'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Yepea
Lots of cash for govt! Always the winner
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
# bastards
im waiting for a shipment of 50 figures that i have had made in china - cant imagine customs will let me off lightly when they eventually arrive...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Well...
..if the 50 figures are actually zeroes printed on forged notes you might be ok...
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# A mate of mine just got an £800 rebate \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] mind if i...
...slip in a compo pea?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
# 'andles for 'ears?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Well, they are the right shape to slip in, but I'd rather you not.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Sorry..
..feeling childish :D
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
# how did it get burned?
how did it get burned?

how did it get burned?!
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)
#
nice pea - top results on google too!! Q4
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Sneaky pea...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Best. Hat. Ever.
At last - the raw sexiness of the fez and the timeless elegance of the top hat together as one!

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)
# THIS IS AMAZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Yes
This literally changes everything. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
# YES! YES! YES!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Oh so very yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Where can I get one? I need one RIGHT NOW!
Just imagine if Apple made them! *spluffs*

/pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Our grandchildren
Will laugh and think we're making it up when we tell them we remember a world before the top hat fez.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)
# yeh, but let's face it
all our grandchildren will be cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I've just been reading Michio Kaku's latest book
all our grandchildren will be cyborg-cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
# I love Kaku
but haven't read any of his stuff for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I quite like his stuff
but I tend to find it slightly disappointingly lightweight.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)
# have you read James Gleick?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)
# I read his book on Chaos theory years ago.
Thanks for reminding me. I'll have a look for some of his other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
# I've read Chaos and Faster
I don't remember the details now, but a bloody good read
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)
# That's why I have chosen never to have children.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# 'chosen' - pfffftttt
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Wow.

Just...

Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
# I know
it was my 'Eureka!' moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
# ^ What she said!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)
# I require several of these.
The hats, that is. Not inbred Germans.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
# They're going to be bigger
than Global Hypercolour t-shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# you'd make a killing if you made those :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
# To milliner school!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Hello there!
(Deus_Ed, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Woolf.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] O HAI I CAN HAZ MINT SORCE?
/would

RP for challenge:



(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# EXCESS CONSUMPTION MAY HAVE
A LAXATIVE EFFECT
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
# THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS THE SPICE
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)
# The Spice?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# I love this.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha!
Oh, Dune, the boss is coming to lunch at noon! Help me get these wildebeeste out of the kitchen!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
# oh Terry... The Quisatz Haderach is at the door
were you expecting him?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Dune! Keep him talking while I do something about these wretched trousers!
*frets*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)
# haha
now this would be worth 3 hours of your life!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
# It's the fucking story of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
# LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Spectacular!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Terry, don't forget that we've got that nice Baron Harkonnen coming to tea
Did you remember to buy some tinned ham?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Love this
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Beautiful =)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Excellent :)
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# DOLLY 2 : PAYBACK TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)
# ?_?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] *Snuggles*

Thanks to Toastie for the lully pic source
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha!
Pearoast for compo:
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# It's got groove..........
it's got feeling!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# That's a solid 9/10 repost rating right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Haha yes
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)
# YES!
fucking hate that film
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
# How was this not FP'd?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)
# I'm very proud of my hot water bottle image library
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Is that a 64-J?
I've not seen a classic hot water bottle like that in years
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
# it's the sad reality of perishable rubber construction
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Who wouldn't be?
That's a marvellous thing to have *envies*.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
# You!
What are you doing here at this time of day?

Or have I foolishly come to work in the middle of the night?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Cock-a-doodle-fucking-doo!
You're up way past your bedtime, young man.
(Ah. This is no kind of answer whatsoever, is it?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# No, not really.
Thanks for the effort, though...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# I had to be up early to prevent a bailiff coming round.
The pain would've been far worse if I'd delayed it.
But I've still had to cough up (probably) even more than a day's pay for the likes of you.
So no holiday for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
# The likes of me?
Edit: On second thoughts, a little too much information there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Yes, the likes of you. Highly-skilled professionals capable of producing jaw-droppingly good images at the drop of a hat.
All I can do is write, and that's worth practically bugger all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Just a couple of points to pick you up on...
Highly-skilled professional Lazy, borderline alcoholic procrastinator.
jaw-droppingly good images stuff you may or may not want to have on your desktop, possibly.
drop of a hat when I can be arsed



(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Modest to a fault, you are. Here's a vacant space; how about posting one of your lovely old animal pics?
(Preferably a bright green amphibian, but that's just my current fleeting fancy)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Hmmmm.... I've not got anything green or amphibious, but I have got this handy cut-out-and-keep guide for you:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha!
I'm highly amused. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
#
Is this really necessary?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I love you little bro
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Hehehe!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Hello b3ta
Me
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)
# My personal favourite along these lines - a particularly ill-judged promotional campaign at Burger King...
which resulted in all the counter staff wearing T-shirts with the slogan "too cool for school" on the back.

I think a particularly sharp lesson on the benefits of educational attainment.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# or possibly the extreme ease of swapping the word 'cool'
for 'stupid'.

I was at a Wendy's some time ago and when told the bill came to $12, I handed over a 20 and two ones.
The nobel laureate behind the counter then apologised for not having any tens to give me in the change, instead (very carefully) counted out four 5's, and proceeded to put the two singles on top, asking, 'Is that ok for you sir?'
I could do nothing but stare.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
# ...then say "Ok" then walk away quickly?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Could've been 'Y R Thar SKool' though
Although I don't know which is worse
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I like that there's and Abuse button
EDIT Never mind, was 'Report Abuse'.
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)
# A very good answer to two very good questions.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
#
Hello Lily
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Genius!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Pffft!
Alreet young Ninj?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Morning sir!
You well this fine Monday? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I have a very large cup of coffee.
So all is well with the world.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
# the Poner?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
# yeah, it's spelt pwner, by the cool kids nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poner
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Whoe are you?
Whoe Whoe
Whoe Whoe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
# nothing like a spelling mistake to completely detract from the joke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
# hey - at least I didn't go for the obvious!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
# what is the obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
# flipping the P upside down
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# the brisoner?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Rotating it by 47.5 degrees, painting it it green and calling it your next big thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
# The Poner?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
# whoe?

I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# shite, but i can't think of anything to do
and it wasn't really worth spending effort on
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
# 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Information. In formation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
# neat and tidy facts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha...pfft
I thought that was going this way...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# This way?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
# +12 McGoohan points for you.
This includes an extra 2 for the pre-10am watershed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
# arf
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Lovely!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Compo it
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
# hahaha
also that's me listening to Iron Maiden for the rest of the day
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Happy Birthday to todays VAG CREAMS...
Dreama Walker and Nicole Kidman and also John Goodman.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 7:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 7:37, archived)
# 'ning WB
Cheers for the gaz, got caught up doing Dad stuff!
Very lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Mornin', Wobbly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Howdy Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Any epic plans for your pre-solstice Monday?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:36, archived)
# Ooo the solstice! The solstice! I'd forgotten it was the solstice!
Will you be playing a drum, smoking cannabis, and welcoming the dawn enlightening the world as the gods intended, in order to revitalise your communion with nature, or maybe just getting pissed and slagging off hippies?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)
# You're closer to the truth in your first list of potential activities.
But I will be getting mightily pissed as the day progresses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
# All of the above'd be good, but unfortunately I'll only be able to do two or three of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Just done the sales meeting.
Sleepy time now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick 'n' shit

Ning Wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Ning Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Well, I like me a bit of quick & durrrrty of a morning....
Edited for Mr Ramp: There's no possible way to elephant's foot umbrella stand any more innuendo into that if I tried.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# If you chose to do so, you could protect our delicate sensibilities by changing "leverage" into "lever".
Go on. Just as a favour, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# *stomps feet*
No I won't.
And you can't make me, either.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
# No, I can't.
That's why I asked you nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
# A New Week!
A new Flea!



Also, if you didn't see it, posted this odd video on /links. Oh and my weekly indie game review.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 7:34, archived)
# ._.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 7:38, archived)
# Ning WB!
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 7:40, archived)
# Ning DB
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Hahaha
These make my day, it's great to have at least one consistently funny thing on b3ta in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:16, archived)
# are you suggesting the gay shift's contributions aren't funny?

Ning WB!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:24, archived)
# Or in Fleas case...
Possibly once a week!

Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] lazy
(Wyldoats Is 8 miles outside of Barstow, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:18, archived)
# Reposting cu...
oh no, hang on - I'm stealing someone else's material here.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:22, archived)
# Text on a peas
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:29, archived)
# is that a beagle?
or a country loaf?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:32, archived)
# It's meatpuppy!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:40, archived)
# no
it's thorough bread
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:45, archived)
#
b'dum tish!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:48, archived)
# not enuf bacon

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 4:00, archived)
# I think this needs an outing
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 4:17, archived)
# Look out - here come the bacon police
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 4:33, archived)
# It's a fair cop
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 4:39, archived)
#
*fumbles for handcuffs*

Ohhhh, bloody hell. Look, just stay out of trouble, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 4:42, archived)
#
www.guardian.co.uk/culture/gallery/2011/jun/19/festivals-spain#/?picture=375913939&index=5
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 5:04, archived)
# Janelle is fucking ace.
I don't get any royalties when people listen to her stuff, but it's really good.
It's only my own time I'm wasting.
Oh, and just for no good reason: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPVC8Y4aJdc
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 5:14, archived)
# careful
It looks like a hambush to me.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Awwww, I was going to post a link to the Meat Puppets, but it turns out they're shit. So here's Royal Trux doing The Yellow Kid.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=djyyIEx3uOQ
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:45, archived)
# well yeeeehaw
Dial M For Motherfucker is still a top album
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0fikUrtTTQ
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:53, archived)
# Aw, Rapa, you're spoiling us!
I like that lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 4:05, archived)
# all I know about Royal Trux is Hagerty used to be in Pussy Galore
but I like Jon Spencer with anything
www.youtube.com/watch?v=90iaLaPMa9g

(worth watching through for the Walk This Way bit at the end)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 4:31, archived)
# Nice one. Well worth hearing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nGsT_qFMBs
(not really worth watching, but definitely worth a listen)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 4:40, archived)
# oooo nice
I see your Sub Pop and raise you a Touch & Go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAHTalVKNo0

now that is a bass sound
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 5:52, archived)
# Lovely.
Killdozer's cover of "American Pie" went down very well in this household circa 1989/90.

As did this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPVC8Y4aJdc
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 6:23, archived)
# Great!
I remember seeing this lot in Brum around 1990/91.. place only held 500 max. I thought the floor was going to give way at one point!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ06VF6wQMA
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha!
"This is a song about loving animals. Really."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
# I like Invader Ace that's in the related list when you click on this link.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:55, archived)
# A picture of a picture of a pitcher on a picture of a pitcher!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:29, archived)
# Success!
10/10
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:31, archived)
# Sadly no
he never gets the peas :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:43, archived)
# scary
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:33, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:43, archived)
# Tom Cruise?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Mange-nowt
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:56, archived)
# roasted peas sounds kinda good actually
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:31, archived)
# They're nice in bombay mix.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:32, archived)
# you ever have wasabi peas? Dry roasted peas with wasabi coating on them -- yummmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:33, archived)
# tasty
but yet to break into the mainstream due to looking like snot coated snot that cause more snot.
www.nutsonline.com/images/items/07023l238.jpg

No horses, I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:36, archived)
# I thought it was going to be something from that 'lad' mag.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:40, archived)
# yummy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:50, archived)
# vomit peas
predigested for your convenience
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:51, archived)
# it's a dry coating
the acidity of the wasabi does make them taste a bit barfy, but in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:55, archived)
# They taste like sick but, you know, in a good way.
This is the strap line to really get wasabi peas a massive slice of the savoury snack market.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:57, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:58, archived)
# Peas be with you
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:55, archived)
# and also with you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 4:16, archived)
# and so to bed
night B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 4:27, archived)
# I don't care for wasabi
but I might try those anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:37, archived)
# They are good
and if it helps most Japanese don't like peas. (I always put it down to the chopsticks)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:59, archived)
# It's not "real" wasabi
Usually horseradish. Real wasabi is pretty expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 6:26, archived)
# Ha
I was just going to say that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:43, archived)
# They are nice.
But I need to mix them with something else, as I usually get fed up of them before I finish a pack. Aldershot TESCO imports some extra-hot chilli rice crackers from Indonesia that do nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:44, archived)
# Christmas has come early!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:48, archived)
# WOFLPWRD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:48, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10455025
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:49, archived)
# bedtime
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)
# freebase may be my all time favourite 'head' meme on the entire internet.
just look at him - he is magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)
# I think the exposure has caused me to suffer from 'Stockholm Syndrome' about the whole thing.
I hated it, but I wouldn't feel right with it missing.

I hate YouTube refences, but it's a bit like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZkZWlAIG0w
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Only just got round to clicking this,
very good. Short and sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:08, archived)
# On occasions such as this,
I'd have to agree.
But so often he's just (ab)used badly and it gets annoying.
I'd estimate a success rate of about 10% when it comes to freebase pics.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:03, archived)
# Generosity there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:26, archived)
# That's me.
All heart.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Just out of interest
what percentage of all pics posted here achieve 'success' in your opinion?
And what constitutes success?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Success is roughly 56% carbohydrates, 26% protein, 11% fat, and the rest is nice burnt crunchy bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:51, archived)
# May I perhaps recommend today's special, The Failure, sir?
There's nothing pleasant about it, but it does have the advantage that if you drop it on the floor and accidentally step on it, it probably won't make it any worse.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:54, archived)
# OK, that's three FAILs and a soup of the day for us, please.
Thursday, if there's a choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:03, archived)
# failure is not out to fuck you
failure wants you to fuck it, to fuck it all
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WojRRJrORIg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Yeah but
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cor3wjbS4Gg
It's a very quiet recording, turn it up!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:59, archived)
# really? I thought she was a punk rocker
 
not bad eh but still no Franz
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:32, archived)
# MAYBE I JUST HATE THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE YOUNG AND SUCCESSFUL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:45, archived)
# no, no, I think it's because they're not really as good as they think they are
 
that happens a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:47, archived)
# I love the video.
And yeah I made the "Sheena is a punk rocker" connection.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:46, archived)
# I didn't make it all through to the end
there was a woman dancing, and the band prancing about a bit

did I miss something amazing there
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:54, archived)
# Oh Rap.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 5:06, archived)
# I skipped forward and there is a bit around 1:22 where her head goes a bit meaty but what of it?
now here is a fucking video with some teeth
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0B8qDQFJ0I
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 5:57, archived)
# I guess I only like art school twats with enough sense to mock themselves
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oy3nzfA3Qk
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 5:59, archived)
# shit man! you woke up my neighbors
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:54, archived)
# Recently, about 67 or 68%.
Success has a number of discrete criteria.
I don't have time to elaborate on these.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
too busy making successful pictures, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:59, archived)
# As ever.
Look, I was trying to be nice about a freebase pic when, in common with a lot of people, I'm usually dismissive of them.
And you're just trying to goad me into being unreasonable, inconsistent and argumentative when I'm trying to have a day off from all that.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:04, archived)
# More of a tickle than a goad :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:06, archived)
# SUCCESS (sort of)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:08, archived)
# wtf
Carrots in a doner?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:10, archived)
# Questioning the ingredients in this delicacy can only lead to heartache.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:13, archived)
# something
about heartburn
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:15, archived)
# Also:
Flailing stoners on TotP shocker:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iD_qZ3hTDo&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:18, archived)
# Come on, stay awake.
Stay with us. We could be here for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:19, archived)
# But, sir, I'm tired, sir.
You only seem to turn up when I'm thinking of heading off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Steady on, old chap!
There might be children watching!

But do what you want. Much as I enjoy your company, I have no wish to dictate your sleep patterns.

(that was a subtle GH there)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Yeah, nice GH there.
My GH earlier about the freebase pic nearly backfired, though.
It clearly can't be deployed willy-nilly.

I've been browsing pics on google, hoping for inspiration for a successful pic.
This might not be the best way to go about it, I keep finding myself drawn to the ghoulish and unpleasant.
I'm gonna end up doing another bel-air if I'm not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:33, archived)
# GH?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:39, archived)
# George Harrison.
edit:
explanation towards the end of this thread...
www.b3ta.com/board/10454386#post10454431
editedit: more like halfway down, just above the robot
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:41, archived)
# *is enlightened*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:49, archived)
# Who could disparage a ghoulish and unpleasant Bel-Air pic? (despite the screen-hogging dimensions)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Bring out your FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:44, archived)
# Oh, go on then:

Click for bigger (280 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
now THAT's a successful picture.
Also: FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:00, archived)
# FRESH
and rather precarious.
I found this in my grandpa's memorabilia box from his time with the nazi space programme:
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:03, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:04, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:07, archived)
# After your gaz yesterday I found a full version of the gig on youtube.
The visuals were pretty crappy (from a phone I think) but the sound was straight from the sound board. It did look like a wonderful set. I'd love to see the BBC version.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:43, archived)
# It's superb. The sound engineering and everything. Worth pursuing, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:50, archived)
# whose gig?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:06, archived)
# Radiohead, the 97 Glastonbury set.
The BBC showed it yesterday but I can't get iPlayer here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:11, archived)
# here being outside the UK?
Do proxy sites not work for that?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:30, archived)
# Long story short:
I've installed Tor and tried with that. No problem getting a UK IP address, but Flash player (and therefore iPlayer) doesn't work by default under Tor.
I think I found a work-around today but I haven't tested it yet. There are conflicting 'solutions' online as well as plenty of responses to those solutions saying they don't work. We'll see I guess. I would love to get iPlayer working.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:42, archived)
# It's definitely worth getting if you can.
I almost never watch TV any more, just iplayer.
/bbc sponsored message.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:48, archived)
# It was Radiohead.
Not hugely keen meself, but mofaha is.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:15, archived)
# Really?
How can you not like Radiohead?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:19, archived)
# I do like Radiohead. And this particular gig has been reproduced gorgeously.
But, being a suicidally-inclined kind of dood, I can sometimes find their records a bit suffocating to listen to.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:32, archived)
# Fair enough.
Like the depressed priest on Father Ted?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:36, archived)
# Yep.
Comical etc, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:57, archived)
# 4am!
I'm off, bye!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 4:02, archived)
#
See me inna 'alter back
Sey me gi' you heart attack
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:10, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:43, archived)
# OH FREEBS YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:56, archived)
# half cop, half FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:00, archived)
# hidden faces!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
# WHAT WHERE
I JUST SEE A BUNCH OF ANGRY VAGINAS
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
# CUNT THEM IN THE FUCK!!!111!!1!!
barry.
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Well,
the internet is the only place any of us lot ever get to see vaginas.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)
# THE DOCTOR IS IN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:09, archived)
# Saw these in Netto today. "Aahh Saaay I SAW THESE IN NETTO TODAY!"
(Testicles just for you, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
# you're fucking kidding me
at last, an actually funny real photo

EDIT: this has been shopped right? just spotted the faces in the sausies.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Nope, genuine.
www.ifeproductsearch.com/index.php5?id=1292783&Action=showProduct
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
# What about the little smiley faces on the sausages - do they come as standard?
edit: and isn't he dead - when exactly did he make these sausages? How old are they? eurrghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)
# hahaha
fanfuckingtastic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)
# I know, I bought them just because of that...
I thought to myself

"That's dead mans sausages right there..."
(Testicles just for you, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)
# And the little faces?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)
# I daren't post a non-shopped picture on B3ta
I just saw it and thought to myself "Someone from B3ta must have made that packaging."
(Testicles just for you, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)
# mmmmm -- little bags of mischief
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)
# annoying sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
# ACID SICKWANK
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)
# IT BUUUURNS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
# ALL IN MY EYESSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Is it all about the lulz?
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)
# maybe
wrong website though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Oh quick
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)
# I'LL HAVE A WOLFSICK PLZ BOB
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
# thuuuuts kind uf hot wen she spits all that vomit back up and the wolfsick is running down her tits in lime green agony of sex spills
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)
# i had a sickwank to it
an acid sickwank
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
# THE BEST KIND
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
# hey you, dont vatch dat, vatch dis!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpGRdX5sUAs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:55, archived)
# Hahaha FAIL
My wife was banging on about this a while back, and she sang along with it just now. I don't know it though. NO EARWORM FOR ME SIR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
# aww shit, I did spaz that link on here before :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:22, archived)
# I think this is about LulzSec
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)
# i had to google that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
# it's the mascot for the hacker group who took down the cia, sony, Fox and a few other high profile servers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)
# thanks prodj
google can sometimes be wrong

XD
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
#
They got a mention in the beta newsletter..
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
# yea...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
#
I sometimes think it looks bit like that bowler hatted Peanut character that used to be on packs of nuts - memory failing cant remember the name
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Mr. Peanut
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/Mr_peanut.png
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)
#
Ah yes, well remembered
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:50, archived)
# Yogi Bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)
# HITLER
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Holy crap, it's the doc!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
# holy mackerel
it's MU!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)
# OMFG!!! ...it's Rattlehead
*FREAKS OUT*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)
# feels good to be back man
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
# omfg its Rory
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
# dude!
we were worried SICK about you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
# i was worried SICK about me too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)
# are you
okay?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
# heartburn
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
# TRY NOT TO DO A SICK IT IS BAD HEALTH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:54, archived)
# MU !
WHERE WERE YOU

I WAITED AT THE TRAINSTATION TILL DAWN
I SMOKED THREE PACKS AND ATE ALL MY FINGERNAILS
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)
# play it cool
you start getting needy you'll just scare him away, pull yourself together man. nothing impresses a man of the world more than a finely polished shoe buckle. jus sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
# MU IM SORRY FORGET I SAID THAT
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER AND HAVE SOME POP TARTS AND KOOL AID???
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)
# that sounds like a plan
I'll bring an extra pair of socks in case things get frisky
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Who's courting who here?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)
# B#TA GROOMS ITS ELF
B#TA ARRIVES TOGETHER BUT CUMS ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
# you magnificent bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I was just trying to lubricate his dealings with MU
it all started to get a bit stag and I seem to have been accidentally seduced in the process

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
# I'm sorry, but I'm not privy to any contract you might form with the Doc.
You're on your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)
# you may be right
his promises of pop tarts and kool aid have not materialised, the mendacious twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)
# ROMANTIC FISTING
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
# *awaits mu's*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Oh, ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)
# YAY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Meme collision!
WARNING! SYSTEM UNSTABLE! INCOMPATIBLE PAIRING! MELTDOWN IMMINENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
# not to mention the rift it will cause in the space/time continuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd2bHNdPQxE&feature=player_detailpage#t=53s
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)
#
needs more Time cop.
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)
#
better
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
# so far,yes
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
# night night
sweet dreams

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)
# FUCK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)
# NIPPING OUT
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Sell it back to the stock photo company
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DutyPaid, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Even I get boarded every once in a while
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)
# I thought it was "hands that judicious"
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)
# he's no nanette newman
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
# "Sorry about the mess."
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
# hahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Take TWO bottles into the Rebel base?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
# "Han washed the dishes first!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)
# ha ha
I bet chewy does a great job at drying them

what do I get for a half year b3ta birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
# HAP CAN!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
# I'll cherish that Hap Can
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)
# 'to be soft as Gervaise,
you need a vile green, hairy lipped squid'
I think that is how the joke went, but I'm no Stubbo.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)
# hans skywalker fist
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)
# nice use of negative space that man
neville brody would be proud
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
# thats where a star wars joke would go
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)
# I'm slow today
in that case brody can go jump
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)
# URKEL'S GONNA GET YA
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
I still love you man
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
# screaming to be DYD'd
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Hooray!! Search is back up :D
b3ta.com/search/board?q=white+space+party
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)

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