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# newsletter!
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue493/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)
# no it's not
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Oh yes it is
Except for not really being a letter.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I DEMAND PROOF!
Hellooooooo *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)
# christ, I almost spat my coffee
give us some sort of warning next time
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:17, archived)
# nice one
i'll have this with a cuppa later
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Needs more Page 3...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:28, archived)
# there's an extra exclamation mark on the models youtube link that breaks it
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)
# i just noticed this too
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# 1st
1stbollocks
bollocksPub Tiem
Pub TiemFucksocks
FucksocksThanks Rob. You came early again...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Crikey, the clothes-swapping thing...
Is that General Zod in an ochre skirt?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Right on time, right, right, right on time...
You're such a hot temptation
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, happy days
(King Keepo has absolutely no idea what he's doing, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)
# the joy in her face is delightful
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)
# you can almost hear her tinkling laugh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)
# thems some ninja skillz!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
# SEN NO WAZA!
*click*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:18, archived)
# nice grip
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
I like my eggs runny
I like my jokes funny
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Cos it's Friday...you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)
# you got knocked....the fuck out!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)
# And you know this......maaaaaaan!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)
#
i like my sun sunny
i like my rabbits bunny
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
#
i like my bees' honey
i like my cash money
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I like my jokes punny
I like my toilets dunny
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:57, archived)
# You are so wise.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Clegg sings Elton John Classic - I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Find Gaddafi - Win a Metro
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Cameron to make Looters Pay - Poundland Looters donate £5
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Calls for Condoleeza to be first Libyan Playboy cover girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Still coming to you in your re-enforced underground concrete bunker.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# WE ARE TEARING YOU APART, LIBYA!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I get this.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Then my work is done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# haha
I like this too
(I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Your other inadvertent weekly dose of anti-psychotics.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)
# !YAY!
\o\  \o/  /o/
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:17, archived)
# WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED WITH THIS NEWSLETTER, PLEASE DISPOSE OF IT RESPONSIBLY. THANK YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Owing to a misprint in Radio Times,
This Sunday Pick of the Week will be presented by Simon Cowell.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Targeting the voices twice as fast as Nurofen.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)
# YOUR EXCUSE FOR A DAY-LONG FAG BREAK
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Misunderstood Gadaffi hides in tunnels popping up to make new whack-a-Col game.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Nick Clegg attends Edingburgh Fringe and wins "best joke" award
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# The only news you'll read this week not featuring GCSE porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# The Krauts are loading us into boxcars! Leg it! -- Jeremy
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Branson regrets hosting 2011 Disco Inferno championship
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# he was in a right Branson Pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)
# In Case Of Fire, Call Kate
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)
# I laughed when I heard he was running around naked trying to help people
I think I'd have jumped back in to the flames if I saw that coming at me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Dick's dick duck?
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)
# commemorate the looming disaster with a free download of
Dexys Midnight Runners' "Come on Irene"

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)
# We didn't start the fire. I know we've had history Richard, but it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Steve Jobs ate my hamster.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Kate Winslett may suffer from munchausen syndrome by proxy & pyromania.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Red sky at night it's Winslet take flight.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# your weekly procrastination guide
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
# duly entered 3 minutes after the newsletter was posted
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] There goes the Rust-Eze contract
(rogerzilla, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Wasn't he after the Dinoco sponsorship /pretend not to know
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# 4 EVA IN ARE STUMAX
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# wiv da chippys
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Thos chips look forrin, they all green!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Pfffft! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:37, archived)
# lol
double lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
# i don't like the font


woo
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Too grey
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Were Mickey


Click for bigger (137 kb)

Pencil and Photoshop
(CjR Mix, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Eurgh
That's terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# I like this a lot
nice arts
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Rather nice, mister C
Is it from this lovely animation?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbT7lhl9kpU
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:51, archived)
# nope!
I sketched it from an odd figurine my mate owns of a similar character!
(CjR Mix, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# it was probably a figure of 'evil' mickey from that short film. Ive seen it around.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:00, archived)
# I remember that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Smashing stuff J!!
*Click*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# nicely rendered Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# This is fantastic
well worth a click
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:11, archived)
# christ almighty!
w/y/h/p!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] woo

pea from the Extreme Panto Image Challenge
(1.618..., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
# i like this
nice overall effect
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Nice!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Likeylikelikelikelike
mclikeysons
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Most fantastico!
Excellent animation you've got going on there
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Needs more comments
I really like this :)
(slake, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)
# It's fecking great
But do why Peas rule the FP these days?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Cleverly and well done
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 1:24, archived)
# Noice! Ker-lick.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Too brown
Just kidding, very nice. I wish anything I drew with pencil didn't look like something done in a primary school.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# fuck me that's awesome! :)

bing!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Oh, I like this.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Dees ees laaahvely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Ace indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Very Nice!
(braincastle, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 3:37, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Oh very good
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahahahahahaha
CLICK!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)
# aaaw :(

click
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
#
it is so brilliant yet simple
(MrPlankton, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 5:57, archived)
# haha
that level of smugness is pretty ant-agonising
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Fourmidable!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:00, archived)
# ha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Very nice!
could do with a little red car in the background...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilli'ant'
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:56, archived)
# im not sure if it was that or cars that was my least favourite pixar film.
Probably bugs life. I wasnt that keen on the character designs or personalities.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Bug's Life was too formula-Disney.
Antz was far better.

But Cars was just a low point in the imagination. So it's based around talking cars? So why do they live in a town that was obviously constructed by and for humans?

Instead of a sequel, we should have a prequel where the cars turn on their human masters and wipe them out, then flash-forward to their new car society completely disintegrating as the fuel runs out, like a sort of Mad Max but without the mullets.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Wall-e would be the one I pick.
I just dont get it, everyone seems to think its one of the greatest things ever created, I just cant stand it.

As to the Car's prequel, they could base it on Stephen King's "Trucks"

Would be awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Don't like Wall-e? You have no soul.
Ack-chew-welly I missed the start of Wall-e when I first saw it, the whole thing with the ships leaving, and just saw him running around in a wasteland. The Axiom came as a complete surprise and just blew me away. I think it should have been edited that way.

Now, onto that script for Rise of the Planet of the Cars...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Hmmm, Chicken McNuggets for the soul
Wall-E! Eve! Wall-E! Eve! etc. etc
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
# oh hell yeah :D

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(twattybanjo, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Thanks you lot ^Oop there^
*Glees*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# he'd probably enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh how Geppetto wished Pinocchio was real!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Ow
splintercock
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:43, archived)
# im sure the ninja toidles regretted seeing that
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Ugh
It's the tongue that does it...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The poor little fella...
He never realised that playing Poo-Sticks was going to be so tiring...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
# what's brown and sticky etc etc
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# ur mum lol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:19, archived)
# truth hurts :(
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# your mum's a stick insect
Aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:36, archived)
# *give it in scotish notes*
ha!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:26, archived)
# That stick is absolute proof that bears do shit in the woods
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# who are you calling an absolute poof?
Why i oughda...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Tigger's a bit suspect
www.winniethepoohbear.net/showpicture.php?picname=/albumtigger/im/tigerguttdisney15_gif.gif
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
# WHO'S BIRTHDAY IS IT TODAY?
I kinda miss your much debated birthday pics. They were like reading the morning funnies in the paper, except they werent funny.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Most of the funnies in the paper aren't funny either
Like "This Life" in the Metro, for example. Someone on b3ta once described it as "it's like someone's discovered negative Kelvin"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# i dont really read papers any more, but i kinda used to enjoy mandy capp, whatever paper that was in.
But yeah - none of them are actually funny
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Mother Teresas and a few others....
www.b3ta.com/board/10519240
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
# an evil bitch, allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Mr Noodle!
www.imdb.com/name/nm0005052/
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Mine!
*eats cake*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
# !!!
www.b3ta.com/links/Happy_Birthday_Yee_Haw
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Excellent timing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!


CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] the tangled ring?

sorry not been round much.
did i miss anything?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:09, archived)
# If it's getting tangled...
Give it a trim.

Woo to this though!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Just use wax strips

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# The more I look at this (fwaps)
the more it looks like another blonde is buried in her lap (fwaps)
and that wax applicator is a different sort of toy (fwaps)
and she's really enjoying the whole process (spluffs)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)
# she really does
look like she's recovering from having enjoyed a very nice experience :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# You missed this...
The funniest thing I have ever seen on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# That is pretty funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# I've just got a brand new PC with Windows 7
I've just installed a virgin Firefox
I've just popped onto b3ta to check it's all working
I click on a link

I haven't even plugged my headphones in yet

You motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:39, archived)
# That's right, laugh it up, fuzzball...
...but you didn't see us alone in the south passage. She expressed her true feelings for me.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:47, archived)
# its the best test of a new PC
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Really Wobbly Bloke?
REALLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:27, archived)
# damn my cleared cache! bastard!
*shakes fist*
*throws bin through window*
*loots*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:27, archived)
#
Oh for fucks sake.


Clears cache, keeps porn bookmarks :p
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Never has been funny. Never will be funny
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:39, archived)
# ^ Sorry Guys!

* Gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:39, archived)
# warning:
always keep volume muted when on a work computer...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:43, archived)
# you complete cunt XD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# YOU FUCKING CLAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# top insult
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Arf!

I dunno, haven't been around much either.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Nicely done!
I wouldnt mind her coming through my telly fnar fnar, nudge nudge etc

Hooray for rapunzel!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# have to admit, was inspired by the other tangled pics
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Why in god's name did this not get FP'ed? :(((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)
# It's too wide
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:50, archived)
# im sure even if i shrunk it down, it wouldnt get FP'ed.
I dont even bother trying anymore :-(

Most of the frontpage is wastage anyway. I come here for the funny pics, not overly wide blocks of text. They could easily expand the frontpage width limit by a few hundred pixels, and retain all the info on it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# That's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# God is not a mod
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:43, archived)
# i find that pic quite erotic
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# haha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4danNwDHY0
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
#

Click for +400 more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Aww, poor denied Kraken.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Poot!
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Poor Kraken
Aquaman has the same problem
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)
# The little bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:25, archived)
# You'd think they'd have the decency to stick around and be eaten.
He's not been in the press much lately and it would really cheer him up.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Kraken just wants a hug!
And squishy humans to eat.

Poor Kraken.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Aw, I prefer Kraken to Cthulhu.
It's easier to spell (and say)

Woosome as always
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# i was wondering about the pronounciation
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Let's let Weebl enlighten us all
youtu.be/ykwqXuMPsoc

That could be how you say it. I really haven't a clue
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Yep, that's pretty much it
K - thoo - loo
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Well, that's top of my list of useful things I've learned today
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Some people pronounce it with a hard 'T'
Like Kuh - Too - Loo
I've also heard Kuh - Thool - Hoo

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Khlul'hloo according to HPL himself.
The actual sound --- as nearly as human organs could imitate it or human letters record it --- may be taken as something like Khlul'hloo, with the first syllable pronounced gutterally and very thickly. The u is about like that in full; and the first syllable is not unlike klul in sound, since the h represents the gutteral thickness. The second syllable is not very well rendered --- the l being unrepresented. (Selected Letters V, pp. 10-11.)

Stick the tip of your tongue on the roof of your month and cough it out rather than attempt to speak it. (I've been learning Scottish Gaelic and I've a suspicion that the Cthulhu is a Gaelic world.)

(azgiles, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Bah
I cn never see your stuff at work and I always forget when I get home. This weekend I'm going to catch up on Matazone.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:00, archived)
# How bizarre
Now I have a shiny new PC your image has appeared

I wonder if I can see my own website now...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Ooh I can!
Not through IE, but my new Firefox appears to bypass the web filter

Haha, awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:43, archived)
# haha I'm liking this :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Aww
Ain't cthulhu just the cutest? Do you think the RSPCA would have a problem if I kept one as a pet?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# woo !
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Monster victims are not what they used to be
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# the old Kraken
forever foiled!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning /board you sexy mofos
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:41, archived)
# Seize the CDC.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:46, archived)
# it's going to rez on her face
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:47, archived)
# Assuming she doesn't byte it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:01, archived)
# she loves a RAMming
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:01, archived)
# she does the sex, with computers!
 
ahhh I'm no good at this
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:16, archived)
# I hate when you can't get your card in the slot
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:17, archived)
# *some joke about floppies*
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:21, archived)
# something something boot sector virus
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)
# and nibbles
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:31, archived)
# ACOUSTIC COUPLER
 
EH? EH? WHOARRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:38, archived)
# can still give it a hard drive though
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:45, archived)
# she was completely reformatted, I had to reinstall my operating system in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:54, archived)
# she was so kinky
she wanted a boot up.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:12, archived)
# is yours 3 1/2", 5 1/4" or 8" ?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)
# now that is one fancy, neon dick
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)
# talking of dicks
did everyone else see Barrowmans wang last night

seriously why has it turned into a gay porn

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:16, archived)
# I hadn't started watching this series yet
and last night, after the discussion on here the other day, I just deleted them all. That's a few hours of my life saved.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:25, archived)
# It's been quite enjoyable until last nights sausagefest
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Is the sausage on show or just his bum?
Am not a fan of the graphic

Which is why this was funny until the very end youtu.be/gAKC4vaEX8s
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:32, archived)
# you catch a flash of cock
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Meh
not worth sitting through Torchwood for anyone's cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Eh
I just read an old zombie comic called Dead Eyes Open which has almost precisely the same plot
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)
# that looks good
you recommend it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Yeah I really enjoyed it
If you want, I can lend you the B&W collected version next time you're about Londonwise
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)
# peek, poke, RAM, flash, hard, floppy, software, hardware, motherboard, daughterboard, dongle, spam, byte, nibble
I'm begninning to think the guys who invented computers were a bunch of hungry pervs
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:47, archived)
# And gals.
Not too many of them, but they were and are hungry pervs too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# my favourite is firmware
 
mmmmmm firmware
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:56, archived)
# big & little endian
are my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# seems I wasn't the only one who saw this
(waofy, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:24, archived)
# its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:32, archived)
# 100% ...uhhh... wow... oh yeah.. Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Turn on, woo in, yay out!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:35, archived)
# Clint Eastwood?
Great pic sir. I bought grass from that guy in Boulder, Colorado?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:37, archived)
# he was always smiling on the inside
You bought grass from Mork?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:37, archived)
# haha
Can't remember, it was a great smoke!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:41, archived)
# NANU NANU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:26, archived)
# ah, cracking
the colours are fantastic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:37, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:42, archived)
# Erik Estrada would like a word
Oh, you said poncho...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:42, archived)
# And what if you add a sombrero?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:42, archived)
# you become stereotypically Mexican
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:46, archived)
# My name is Jose! I come from Guadalajara! I kill your family!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:53, archived)
# I'm reserving judgement until I've seen Mofaha's version of this.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:57, archived)
# I have been looking at photos of Mother Teresa this morning
and after seeing this image, I feel really laid back now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:51, archived)
# I have decided not to knock one out for Mother Teresa,
so instead, Happy Birthday Meredith Eaton.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Pfft!
You need to animate one of these so the eyes rise and look around, chad style.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Chad Cadburys style...

* If anyone is interested, it is also Mehgan Heaney-Griers birthday today.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Beautiful women
do not require air, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/Happy_Birthday_Yee_Haw
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Eww
It's half-Eaton.
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:08, archived)
# he's been on the nurofen plus
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Worse, a dodgy batch of Nurofeggs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Like, like WOO maaaaan!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Hippies give me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Ae newe Olde...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:16, archived)
# Ande ane olde peae --that is no longer a joke...or maybe more of one now. Your call.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-14627659
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:18, archived)
# oh hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:24, archived)
# i've not been on this site in years
this is well worth the reappearance!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# "have you ever seen one twitch like this before?"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:39, archived)
# It's very likely she has.
And I think the maid has too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:44, archived)
# haha, the maid is keeping suspiciously quiet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
# LE COQ SPORTIF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Ning!
I fucking LOVE Friday!

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Haha!
Appol's for topping your post BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:14, archived)
# =)

Houdini?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:21, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I used to do that every day...
Ning Tahkcalb (what does that mean)?
NING DB!

NING real & Paul_P
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:23, archived)
# It'll come to you eventually.
*flails madly at all the nings flying about*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:26, archived)
# Spell his name backwards.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10519183
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:42, archived)
# eman sih
RIS?

* and I prefer Red

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Why, thank you!
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Ning :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:42, archived)
# keep the spangs coming
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:25, archived)
# nice
:)
(darkMishkin, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 7:47, archived)
# I did a picture just like that 6 hours ago
I just forgot to post it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 7:50, archived)
# Hahaha
well I'm going to bed now but when I get up and you've posted it before mine I'll delete this one :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 7:55, archived)
# ^ Pffttt....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 7:55, archived)
# morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 7:50, archived)
# Alright micto.
Haven't seen you around much lately.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 7:57, archived)
# i was on holiday
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:01, archived)
# Cool, where did you go?
I went to Florida recently, it was great.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:04, archived)
# portland oregon, San Francisco
and indianapolis
got back yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:15, archived)
# The nose is merely rectangular.
I think you Will have tO try anOther approach.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 7:54, archived)
# I added the nostrils to one of the layers initially
but they looked wrong. I could probably have fixed them, but I dumped them first just to see what would happen, and thought it looked ok.
There are a few details I should have worked on longer. It's my bedtime though, I'm getting too tired to concentrate.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 7:57, archived)
# Ahhhh
I just got your hidden message properly, thanks :). At first I only saw the two Os and thought you were referring to her lack of nostrils.
Christ I really am tired.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:00, archived)
# [/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:02, archived)
# It works fine.
I notice because I always look at your curves. They are informative.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:01, archived)
# I've been listening to Another Green World recently
I've always loved that cover, I think sometimes I've tried to get that same feel with the straight lines and big simple curves.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:03, archived)
# One of my favorite of Eno's.
Exactly so, and why I look. I think you may have exceeded that awhile ago IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:11, archived)
# that frootloop is right - they are our overlords

head markings of clutch2
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:36, archived)
# pretty, in a troublesome sort of manner
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:38, archived)
# aye !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:51, archived)
# aye eye
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:53, archived)
# haha .. i see what you've done there
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:55, archived)
# :) Return of the JedClampett
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:59, archived)
# and i'm spent . you win the thread continuity ..
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 7:04, archived)
# SPOILER ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 7:05, archived)
# sokay--I need to hit the sack anyway...
nite nite
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 7:06, archived)
# They're pouring out faster than he can count.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:42, archived)
# new from rogaine
the nano-tech toupe': it massages your head AND makes you look sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:45, archived)
# Unfortunately it slowly eats its way through the skull
into the "reptiladala", the area of the brain responsible for identifying lizards.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:51, archived)
# this explains the paranoimia
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:56, archived)
# looks like puppy paws doing bongos on his forehead
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:50, archived)
# reptile overlords ftw
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:44, archived)
# why is it always lizards in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:31, archived)
# ice dragon


Click for bigger (158 kb)


On second thought--needs captured whale in jaws behind icicle teeth--nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:03, archived)
# well if that thing's in the southern hemisphere, I guess that's me fucked then
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:06, archived)
# they hustle down and eat all the Aussies they can catch before they melt
then zip back north
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:08, archived)
# Fuck, i was planning on going to the beach this weekend
hopefully, not being an aussie will ensure my survival

nicely, btw
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:24, archived)
# you'll be fine then
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:25, archived)
# yay!
*busts out the mankini*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:26, archived)
# Looks arctic, but I see above he suggests they hunt widely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:12, archived)
# they do!
(now have a visit to Liverpool)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:24, archived)
# mmmeaty

nom!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:26, archived)
# my little liver monster sheds and re-grows a vagina about 2X per second
there should be a market for those

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:30, archived)
#
MEAT!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:31, archived)
# meat !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 7:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
oh my god
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:30, archived)
# its alive
how rare
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:42, archived)
# medium rare
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:43, archived)
# i hope it kills lots of them annoying national geographic fuckers complaing about melting ice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:13, archived)
# It'd end up looking like a sardine.
That's a big burg. Woo BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:14, archived)
# Which came first, the dragon or the iceman?

(as spotted by pcmechanic)
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
# They come ashore just once every seven years to mate
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 5:39, archived)
# With what?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 5:49, archived)
# don't fall asleep on the beach, is all I'm saying
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 5:54, archived)
# *would*
fall asleep, that is
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:04, archived)
# SCHNOZZLE
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:05, archived)
# SEALIFE TOO: THE SEARCH FOR BUSEY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:11, archived)
# aaaaaaaaahhhhahhhahhhahhh YES
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:14, archived)
[challenge entry] the little queefmaid
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:30, archived)
# awwwwww look at their little eyes, I want to knit them balaclavas
 
also: isn't that a song from the little mermaid? stick it in the fuckdisney challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:41, archived)
# yeah, that song started running through my head as i was adding the text, but i couldn't remember what it was from
i will now be a total fucking gay rebel and enter it into the compo.

FUCK THE SYSTEM
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:43, archived)
# THE LITTLE QUEEFMAID
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:45, archived)
# I have not seen the little mermaid, I had to look it up too last time
www.b3ta.com/board/10134294
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:48, archived)
# hahaha
i vaguely remember posting that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 7:19, archived)
# DONE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:48, archived)
# Tis
Clansmenfish.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:02, archived)
# *wobbles and grins back*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:15, archived)
# does anyone else get a weird box flashing up on this gif?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:41, archived)
# it's 300px stretched to 400 with HTML
but I tried it in the three browsers I use most and it seams fine?

I'll add a height attribute and see if that helps the rendering
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:44, archived)
# i would like to visit your planet
such interesting creatures
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:57, archived)
# as you can see we don't have waves either, the ocean just lays on top of the sand like a blue green blancmange
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:12, archived)
# I should add, IT IS DELICIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry

but you know there were allegations
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:31, archived)
# Hahaha
you're not sorry at all
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:42, archived)
# It's a small world.
If you actively reduce it to be so.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:43, archived)
# The tune for that ride
segues quite nicely with Der Fuehrer's Face - we do that in my band.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Its a small meme, after all
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 7:11, archived)
# MOUSE DICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 7:17, archived)
# I've been there.
It was dreadful. Nazis of the Caribbean.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:51, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:13, archived)
# i hear the hotel showers
are one to be wary of. they're not powerful enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Those Euro types,
They just don't know how to do it
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 5:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:00, archived)
# this is shark-related
therefore, i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:04, archived)
# We will need a bigger bridge
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:04, archived)
# i've seen this before
AND MY TINEYE SENSES ARE FLARING
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)
# pity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)
# HOLIDAY TIME! FUCK YEAH!
'bye all, see you in 10 days!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:22, archived)
# You are a fucking cunt and I hope you die.
This is mine.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:34, archived)
# ooh, delicious hostility
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:38, archived)
# Yeah try posting an image, cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:38, archived)
# oh man
so offended

right here

on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:43, archived)
# Try being funny
instead

on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:44, archived)
# snip, snap and double snap
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:50, archived)
# You're lucky I didn't spit some bars really.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:51, archived)
# you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with your mothers cock
you massive fucking inbred gaywad
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:08, archived)
# go troll someone else eibrow
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:15, archived)
# says the unnecessarily offensive, reposting cunt
*jumps in, swinging chair wildly*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:33, archived)
# FUCKING HAVE IT YOU CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:39, archived)
# ur a super dipshit
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:44, archived)
# I FELL IN SOME RADIOACTIVE SHIT AND NOW I HAVE THE SUPER DIPSHIT POWERS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:45, archived)
# cunts that don't clean up after their radioactive dogs piss me off
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:29, archived)
# So does this mean all the other stuff you posted today was also nicked from somewhere else?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:31, archived)
# Fuck off you massive prick, I made this.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:34, archived)
# No. You didn't, though, did you?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:35, archived)
# lololollort
www.b3ta.com/board/9593421
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:36, archived)
# Ok, then I apologise.
It's very good. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:41, archived)
# Don't care, die cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:43, archived)
# That thread contains 2 of my images.
One of them refers to a meme I just about remember, the other one is a complete mystery to me. I have no idea at all what it's about.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:43, archived)
# It's a sandwich I made and posted a picture of as a protest to the fact that girls with tits can post their blogs on here.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:45, archived)
# wait, riverghost has tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:45, archived)
# big golden bozos
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:51, archived)
# well you'd think he'd be fooling a lot more tourists into that filthy little squat he calls a hostel, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:57, archived)
# ha ha, true!
...or not
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:32, archived)
# I should point out I don't have any particular axe to grind here, I'm just jumping on the "riverghost's blog" bandwagon
although I have seen pictures, and it is fucking filthy, I would not stay there
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:39, archived)
# i wanna see it, i wanna see it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:41, archived)
# this shithole here, although I could be entirely wrong about that
www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/3587948605/

feeling a bit sick now after digging around in the bash pool, horrible, just horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:00, archived)
# ok, I've seen those. I thought maybe you had a secret cache of indoor pics
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:18, archived)
# oh fuck no, that would be weird
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:29, archived)
# Were you as angry about that
as you are about this?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:25, archived)
# I was never given any positive encouragement as a child. Help me instead
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:38, archived)
# Tell me about your
bumfish.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:40, archived)
# I think my bumfish are more than capable of speaking for themselves
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:52, archived)
# :D have a shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:59, archived)
# the sandwich or the bumfish
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:45, archived)
# I vaguely remember the bumfish pic
but the sandwich and the two guys are a mystery.
Ok so the sandwich is kind of explained, but the two guys not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:42, archived)
# gay porno
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:54, archived)
# the sandwich or the bumfish
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:59, archived)
# BUMFISH SANDWICH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:20, archived)
# Believe it or not George isn't at home/Please leave a messaage at the tone
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:23, archived)
# My mother-in-law has Alzheimer's
She's been watching Seinfeld the last few times I was there. She keeps commenting how they're re-runs, but how they've been showing new ones recently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:25, archived)
# the new ones are pretty good
www.b3ta.com/board/8600540
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:32, archived)
# Hahahahahaha fucking hell I'd almost forgotten about that.
So many of that man's pics are a fucking joy to look at.
It's all funny but it's the drawing of Jerry that makes it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:35, archived)
# That one where elaine fits 3 dicks in her ass was oscar material.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 5:35, archived)
# I think that was on The New Adventures of Old Christine, but I could be mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:16, archived)
# My grandad used to call 5 times in a row
You'd have to have the same conversation with him each time or he'd get upset and grandma would call up asking what he did wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 5:35, archived)
# tossed bumfish salad sandiwch
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:26, archived)
# BINGO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:49, archived)
# Bumfish sandwich
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:55, archived)
# calm down dear, it's only a repost!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:39, archived)
# lolz
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:53, archived)
# OH DAMMIT I MISSED AN INTERFIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:54, archived)
# vImods here, party over
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:56, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:08, archived)
# Nice work
much better than what I'm about to post
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:30, archived)
# why is my name on this?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 6:53, archived)
# I, too, wish to know this
It wasn't on his original...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:37, archived)
# Because you made it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 8:37, archived)

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