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[challenge entry] One lump or two in your throat?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# milk no sugar, ta
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Ah, a yorkshire expression..
Nice work, Ninj.
 
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Cheers El!
:D
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's grand, that is!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Cheers sir!!
:D
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:38, archived)
# I'm so, so sorry


...but cycling home after all this 10 year anniversary thing filled my head with bad jokes.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:00, archived)
# That took me a while...
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)
# It's still taking me a while
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Ah fuck
got it just as I posted that
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
# help me I have no clue
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:33, archived)
# The character is called Dora
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I know it's Dora the Explorer from Tivo (I believe) could be wrong was it Cartoon Network or something...
but can't make the connection damn my dumb brain.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)
# D'oh! *facepalms*
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Oh its not what I think it is is it?
Can't be.....
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I suspect it probably is...
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)
# lordy
go and sit in the corner and think about what you've done
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# *struggles*
.
.
.
.
.
Penny drops....dear god man! Do you write crossword puzzles?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Occasionally
They aren't very good.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I'm still struggling
care to explain?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:26, archived)
# There's an anagram involved unless I've got it completely arseways
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:40, archived)
# and you need to know the name of the cartoon character
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:42, archived)
# OH FUCKING HELL
*finally gives a grudging click*
:)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:42, archived)
# *continues to struggle*
:(
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Me too
Sad face
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Think anagrams
(and the name of the cartoon would help)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Got it!
Now I know I will lambast anyone for telling people the answer and giving clues!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Dear oh dear


(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha... oh dear oh dear.... That qualifies you for an free, all-inclusive spanging.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# *assumes position*
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:09, archived)
# haha! That's a classic spanging pic :D

(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)
# oh god!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)
# oh dear me.
you bad man.


Cycling does weird things to your head - I cycled 26miles this morning. I hope the wind doesn't pick up this afternoon...
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
# hahah, you bastard
that took me ages

/thicko blog
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)
# bustle, tub grate!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)
# tags butter lube?

(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:28, archived)
# gut best butler?


(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:29, archived)
# stubble ruttage?


(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:31, archived)
# OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
I'm more angry with myself for taking so long to get it :)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:31, archived)
# I don't understand this...

but I am getting over it by re-visiting this very interesting news article
.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)
# This is superb.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)
# fucking hell
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# look what you've done!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Gawd. That took me a solid 30 minutes
of coming back for a look before the penny dropped. :)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# That took me far longer than it should have.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# the queen's milky wee
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Oh lord, you went there, didn't you?
:)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# views post
waits
waits
waits
waits
waits
waits
waits
waits
waits
waits
waits
waits
waits
waits
waits
waits
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penny drops

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:21, archived)
# He does as well...
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:38, archived)
# He looks like he's not playing off a full deck.
33 cards down by my count
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# He keeps losing them under furniture.
And when he says "pick a card"

He forgets to ask for it back.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# :( Poor little guy
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)
# He'll just pick em up and try again.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# =]
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:49, archived)
# ha ha
Smashed indeed.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# yeah, me too
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Paris Fish Pie?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# correct
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
# They see me shufflin'
they hatin'. Woo!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Walliams relieved in the Thames

(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I bet he is/does
fair play to him. I hope this also raises the issue of why Thames Water dumps raw sewage in rivers
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:56, archived)
# WHALE-IAMS IN THE THAMES!
BEING RIDDEN BY JOHN PEEL AND STEVE IRW..... nevermind
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)
# That good old font-matching algorithm again ;o)
Props to Walliams though - doesn't sound like much fun, even without all the gunk in the water.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)
#
after the end before the start
he was "relieved" and "overwhelmed" and his cock
/allegedly
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# The Percolator? - it's like a mix between Terminator and Predator?
"Get to the Cuppa!" Nice work Ninj ;)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Don't percolators make coffee?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Thanks Q! :)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)
# I need your clothes, your boots, and just a spot of milk please.
Good stuff that man.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Cheers Baz!
:D
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Is he made by Morphy Richards, not Skynet?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Tefal!!
:D
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Aaah - the Tefal-101 model.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Haha - and he drinks it at 2:40
 
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Tea-Techies
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# haha
excellent
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Ta Griffy
;)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
# *theme tunes*
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# haha
It almost moves in time to the theme, Totally intended of course!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha! Ace
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Always love this Joe!
Excellent. But it should be "The IT Clown"
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:22, archived)
# took me a moment
*not really a king fan*
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:22, archived)
# I preferred him before he got imprisoned for kiddy fiddling
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)
# You're such a hipster
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)
# that's me alright
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
# With your skinny jeans and your haircut ;)
King? Oh I only like his early paedophilia
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
# in many ways, he was a trendsetter
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Yes!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!
*Click*

:D
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Cheers sir :)
I can't believe no-one mentioned the T-shirt?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha! Wonderful.
Love the way her eyes close as she drinks. Pure pleasure :D
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
You can't beat that sip and "Aahhhhhhhhh" feeling
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# haha
grand!


(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Cheers
Lovin' the party hat!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)
# ^this
Pure woo-ness! :)

(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Splendidness
that am excellent.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:51, archived)
# This is ace and is duly enclickened.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this and think it should win the compo

If it's not been entered already.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# pff
has this ever won a compo?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:36, archived)
# do these "competitions" ever get won anyway?
is "winning" being the top of the popular list at the end?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# and then linked in the newsletter
...pretty much
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)
# is it an ultimately futile exercise in nebulous self-validation?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)
#
Hey. Don't take away from my nebulous self-validation. Okay, it was a compo that almost no-one entered and I was completely stumped why I was the most popular entry and nobody acknowledged that i'd won or gave me a prize or even sent a little message. BUT IT MEANS THAT I AM SPECIAL!!!!

b3ta.com/challenge/usefulfatties/
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
# I like that
you should treasure it always
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
#
I am validated!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:30, archived)
# You Won
message
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
# there used to be a time when a board member was elected to select the winning entries
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# It was never me.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I won a speedboat for one of them
and a runner-up prize of a toaster in another.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)
#
Was it a happy toaster?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:46, archived)
#
Probably not, but I was compelled to attempt an aged meme.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# I think this made Top 3 at one point...


The Sci Fi Advertising compo iirc.

EDIT Bollocks. 4th :o(
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)
# does this count?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:58, archived)
# hahahaha
that's quite a sneaky look on his face
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
# *ahem!*
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I found this, and it's completely irrelevant to the compo
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:41, archived)
# But it made me giggle nontheless
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# THE POPE
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Imchoked! Imchoked!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
Clubber Lang!

I'm sure you know, but did the rest of you youngsters know that Mr T used to be Hulk Hogan's tag team partner in the WWF? Trufax! Those were the days..... cue wobbly effect
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:48, archived)
#
Was wondering if anyone would remember.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:08, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Ning b3ta (sorry I'm late)
Yesterday, Dunking Miss Ho requested: Claudette Colbert and Yma Sumac (Sorry, I ran out of time to do the grey scale one).

I also noticed that is is Tommy Coopers Richard Kiels birthday today, and the Klimaszewski Twins but I will let you do your own research on them.


(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:26, archived)
# That Richard Kiel one is right lully.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)
# He's been in some really shit things since the Spy who loved me...
like Moonraker. And Inspector Gadget as "Famous Big Guy with Silver Teeth"

then he turns up in Tangled? who'dathunk...
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Walter Koenig for tomorrow!
And Amy Winehouse in a striped winding sheet....
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:37, archived)
# My eyes won't allow me to do Amy...
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# To be fair
The Spy who Loved Me is the ONLY decent film he's in.

Except Starcrash
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Silver Streak
www.imdb.com/title/tt0075223/

edit: where he had the attractive metal dentalwork BEFORE spy who loved me
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Darn it!
Forgot that.

Patrick MacGoohan is proper bad in that too
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:21, archived)
# That was Richard Pryor you fool...

* They all look the same to me / blog
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:28, archived)
# As good as ever.
Cheers WB
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:52, archived)
# "Sorry I'm late"??
THANK FUCK YA GOT HERE
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Andy wants to say Happy Birthday.


..and there he goes.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:18, archived)
# No, I'M Spartacus
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:22, archived)
# I'M Margaret Rutherford
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Lol, I'm dead

(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:26, archived)
# hahah lol death is funny
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Saaaaaam fings in loif are baaad
Dey can rilly make you maaaaad
Avva fings jast make you swear an' curse....
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:48, archived)
# oH Hi.!
i'M Sparticus.

We'll all get there some day, laugh or cry.
Or both, like the rest of us.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Sure it's sad he died...
..but humour knows no bounds..
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] May contain tea of an adult nature
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)
# May contain scenes of violence and
Digestive themes
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:05, archived)
# "The British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) has decided to ban the distribution of this movie due to scenes of extreme tea-bagging"
top work, sir!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Hehehe!
Cheers Stevie and ning! :)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:18, archived)
# ningles N'!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)
# PG tits?
Fancy tea glass and bag holder you got there sir! What's the bits in the background? Leaves and lube?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] You see, maths DOES have a real world application
maths DOES have a real world application
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:51, archived)
# That's some salty tea you're proposing.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:55, archived)
# If you think that's the stumbling point you should see the quote I just got for kettle heater elements O_O
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
*clicks pointlessly*
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Chemistry doesn't exist


(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:55, archived)
# a friend of yours?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:56, archived)
# not someone I know
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Well the thing is, belief IS all,
if YOU believe it then in YOUR mind it IS true.

I've only recently come to realise that and it explains a LOT of the idiots both online and off. And X Factor try outs.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Existence doesn't exist, if you want to go all the way.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)
# there is no spoon
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Goodness me...
I recently "unfriended" someone on facebook because they posted that they went to a "Health and Healing" workshop.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# We can boil the sea
using the miracle of global warming.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:59, archived)
# That's why I've been releasing all these greenhouse gasses, it's a long term plan
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Yay, but
haven't I seen this here before?

*eyes suspiciously*
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:00, archived)
# If I posted it before I'd have posted the full comic I did that it came from...
www.mookeo.com/archive/2009-03-03-ec782e7/
I can't remember posting it then but it was over two years ago and quite frankly I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday so it's a possibility.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Ah yes, might have seen it over there

Carry on, but I'm keeping an eye on you laddie ;)

*dramatic music*
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:06, archived)
# I remember this!
we ended up all discussing the ins and outs of how this works...

jelly.b3ta.com/board/10047893
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Well bugger me, I posted it before. Apologies for the pea.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:03, archived)
# to be honest I wasn't fussed about the PR, it was too long ago, and I like the idea!
It was just good to read through the thread again :D
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Indeed, I rather enjoyed the re-read myself :) we need to get this project started!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)
# well it has started, but it's not going fast enough yet, and we still need funding for the giant chocolate hobnobs
Libya is being leveled as we speak type
jelly.b3ta.com/board/10047928
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Funny I was talking about levelling Libya back then

/edit: hello Stevie!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:08, archived)
# hahah, very prophetic :D
nings medi'!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Pah
Your tea must taste like seawater......It takes 3 teabags per pint to make a proper cuppa (one bag per cup)

Although I wonder if your real plan is to steal all the gold in the seas
www.finishing.com/206/12.shtml
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Ning!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:21, archived)
# That's why I didn't hear her in Alien
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:24, archived)
# Is her name Wilhelm?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:59, archived)
# haha
I was just telling someone about Wilhelm yesterday
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 5:39, archived)
# I'd bet he's popular.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 6:25, archived)
# In Soviet Russia
trololololol
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 6:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 6:33, archived)
# There is something inherently sexy about this image
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:32, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOYO YOOOOO
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 6:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 7:19, archived)
# uh-tro uh-tro uh-tro uh-tro uh-tro uh-tro uh-tro uh-tro
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 7:54, archived)
# I heartily approve this image
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# I heartily approve this image
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# i seee yoooooou
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:47, archived)
# Robot eye city of fear! Have your tickets, please.
Transfer point for all station past Bedlam.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:51, archived)
# EYE C U
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 4:33, archived)
# OFUCKNO
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 4:35, archived)
# Weird skin disorder.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 4:36, archived)
# On the left- Mr. Smithers and Sammy Davis Jr. had a car accident.
Sheesh, that really is creepy in a Picasso kind of good way.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 4:48, archived)
# I seam to be sure I've seen this movie.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 4:52, archived)
# INTERRACIALEYEJAPEZ: THE BEGINNING
night
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 4:58, archived)
# 10 years eh?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:55, archived)
#
'Special' Friends?

Click for bigger (488 kb)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:59, archived)
#
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#
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:04, archived)
# What the deuce?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Huzzah
and cheers!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:36, archived)
# Hahaha,
subtle.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:44, archived)
# You.
You are severely twisted. Breathtakingly so.

And it made me giggle like a schoolgirl...
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:48, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:05, archived)
# I'm bleeding out of my fucking balls, dude!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:06, archived)
# Id love that as a christmas card :)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 5:14, archived)
# You should sell these at the local hospital
Perfect for the neurosurgery ward...
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 6:46, archived)
# I'd like to send this to everyone.
I heard that early lobotomies were done right through the eye socket, just put the pick near the tear duct and *guess*. That would quiet me down for a while because I'd be all like "Don't do that again, dude!"
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 7:26, archived)
# And sing a song too.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:40, archived)
# You mean LS18?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:45, archived)
# This should be front paged.....
Let's rub salt into the wound!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:07, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Faster, you dick!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:18, archived)
# Brrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:06, archived)
# haha
twit
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:09, archived)
# that is brilliant
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:13, archived)
# Good afternoon, sir.
And what a fine afternoon it is!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:16, archived)
# Alright Frank
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:05, archived)
# hahaha, lovely
so much win on the board today. a good day.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:05, archived)
# :D
this seams like a good time to say 'goodnight b3ta!'
the donkey rides are on me!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:09, archived)
# haha
But what on earth is that woman wearing?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:11, archived)
# a toilet brush gag i think
i may have the full picture somewhere...
(now i really am going to wank bed)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:14, archived)
# looks like some sort of toilet brush gag.
I have a few of them for when im cleaning my bathroom. Quite handy.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:14, archived)
# Are they a JML product?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:18, archived)
# Woolworths.
Pity about them. But I'm sure you can find used ones at car boot sales.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Hi.
You keep strange hours.
You missed the flounce at the weekend, too.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:54, archived)
# Awww, I missed a flounce?
Details, please.

Apologies for strange hours, I've been away from the laptop doing a few real life things.

Including seeing Professor Kenny Martin! who's in fine fettle.

And also some things that weren't so delighful. *goes all mysterious*
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:00, archived)
# ls18
started complaining about people doing 9/11 jokes.
When people didn't agree and someone pointed out the hypocrisy of him having done pics of anne frank and the iranian guys who were hung,
he changed his name to 'goodbye fuckers', deleted most of the thread and took everything off his profile.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:08, archived)
# Oh, bugger. I'd love to've seen that.
I was off in real-life land throughout all that revolting anniversary shit, but was aware it'd be unavoidable if I switched on a telly or a radio.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:13, archived)
# I almost never watch TV now.
And anyway, it was way too exciting here.
And then it was b3ta's 10th birthday, which I hadn't been aware of before.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:20, archived)
# "PROUD TO BE PRACTICALLY THE SOLE INSPIRATION FOR THE ENTIRE GLOBAL ADVERTISING INDUSTRY FOR 7 OR 8 YEARS"
(Cos the ad doods are never the quickest out of the cultural blocks)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 2:25, archived)
# That's a bactrian donkey
if I know anything about donkeys
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:11, archived)
# neeeeeigh
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:11, archived)
# wtf is this?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:13, archived)
# This is funnier than it has any right to be :D
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:17, archived)
# barrelnutfuck
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:24, archived)
# when you least expect it...
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:26, archived)
# ...the barrelnutfuck gallops in to save the day!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:46, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:08, archived)
# please, can you guys stop posting unshopped pics? This isn't flickr!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:14, archived)
# Very nice. One of Wall-E's mates?
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:18, archived)
# I think it is a form of Rotom.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:23, archived)
# I love this.
Very Dada :-)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:20, archived)
# A triumph!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:40, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:09, archived)
# Hahahaha! Wonderful stuff! :D
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:12, archived)
# I like the one who dances in from the right the best.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:12, archived)
# This I like.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:24, archived)
# Hell yeah
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:05, archived)
# Cabbit
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Bunttin!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Rat
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)
# I made a bat:
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:39, archived)
# so that's how babby is formed
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:41, archived)
# sprat
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:01, archived)
# Other than an extra moment to skin it before it goes on the grill..
...I can't see anything wrong with this.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:01, archived)
# Handy. You could use those ears to tie the top of the sack before you dropped it in the canal.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Cruel but practical.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Nice doesn't put bread on the table
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Something about biscuits.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:44, archived)
# I made this!
Did I forget to click the "I made this abomination" button?

Heartily agree with sentiment that this monstrosity should be terminated...
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Hahaha! Puerile :)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:11, archived)
# very, very
much so!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Late entry!
One of my old'uns.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Better out
than in.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Pfffbbbbbbbffft!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:14, archived)
# .
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:17, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:20, archived)
# NEEAARGH!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:44, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:22, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Blakey looks into the Arc of the Covenant
 
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Blakey breaks the thermostat
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:17, archived)
# I can associate with that combination
of surprise and joy. Woo!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Parp!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:29, archived)
# filthy animals!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:31, archived)
# needs more croissant
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:22, archived)
# Paarp...
Popping and winking like a bubble of anal wind in the bath of despair.
 
Nice job.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:37, archived)
# BEAT BEAT BEAT
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Like, cool
Woo
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Will there be a salad course?
I always love that dog in the top left :)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:10, archived)
# I do like him, used it a few times now.

First use.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Haha! I love these :)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:22, archived)
# nukem!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:06, archived)
# haha
hatstand!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:10, archived)
# As Fred Astaire sang...
"you beat your meat till your meat is beat"
 
Woo!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:21, archived)
# that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat,
i really like to beat my meat
(to the tune of tiger feet)
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:25, archived)
#
tiger feet God Save The Queen
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)
# even Ken cannot make that song fit that tune...
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:30, archived)
# ken looks like an experienced meat beater.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:33, archived)
# by request only...
 
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:34, archived)
# He needs a little help from Colin Sell on the piano
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:45, archived)
# or richard vranch
:D
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:55, archived)
# I can't stick around here all night comparing pianists!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:04, archived)
# BEAT BEAT BEAT
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:07, archived)
# You smooth devil
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:11, archived)
# hehehe :D
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 1:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:20, archived)
# RUB RUB RUB RUB
RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:29, archived)
# HUT-HUT-HUT
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 3:43, archived)
# Nice one daddio!
(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 0:33, archived)

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