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# Too subtle or just about right?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Is this you? Have you just had this done?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# yep, just had it done.
Anyone know the number of a good laser guy?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# OOOHHHH VIENNNAAA !!!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Turban tommahawk mobile tattoo
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)
# There's more than a hint of Neck Sounds Great to this
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# so you got a little ink. big whoop.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# cheer me up b3ta

Pop quiz - what reason is there to keep living?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)
# finding forgotten money in your coat pocket when you're skint
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# *checks*
nope, there's none there
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# the chance that random drunk women will snog you on a night out
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# can't afford to go out
and the missus would rightly object
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# The chance that the missus will snog you on a night in..?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)
# she's sick of the sight of me
wandering around the place, complaining about how shit every aspect of the world is
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# laughing at the suffering of others?
it really cheers me up
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# I've already watched this weeks You've Been Framed
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# now you're just being difficult
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)
# You have a missus
That makes you rich beyond the dreams of avarice.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# How about some fucking jaffa cakes?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# haven't got any
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# What's your address?
I'll send you some
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# he'll only complain about not having a letterbox or something
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# well cantelope's are neat :)


also tomorrow's a new day
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# a new day of the crushing reality and shittiness of life
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)
# but anything can happen
i thought of you earlier btw, i was trying to describe gillian mckeith to someone at work and immediately thought of your FP and it brought a smile to my face (and a warming to my loins which was confusing)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Chin up. Tomorrow we're only a month away from 11/11/11.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# I'm way to old to be considered an emo
what's 11111, is that some geek holiday or something?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Some of those twats are even older than me.
Well, that Chemical Romance bloke is. And he is definitely a twat.

Nothing specific about the date. Just the palindromic binary-ness of it excites me.

I realise this is probably not a view shared by many. Or indeed anyone else in the universe.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# And actually, in binary it translates as: ?
Which makes the date even more amazing.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)
# I've just realised that today is also a binary day.
And translates as: +

See. There's a reason to be 'positive'.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)
# 63 i think
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)
# No, what I mean is 111111 in binary is a question mark.
Edit: But yes, 63 as well. Clever clogs.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)
# is it? oh, above me i'm afraid
edit - just working with network equipment helps :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# I'm not Rain Man, honest.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# i enjoy palindromes
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)
# RATS LIVE ON NO EVIL STAR
Who doesn't? Cunts, that's who.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# 111111 is Nigel Tufnel Day. Official
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# a b3tan called moggy
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# All bases covered.


EDIT: If this doesn't make you feel better, HappyToast, I can see why. XD
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# yeah, right now that's just a reason to stop visiting b3ta
fucking yiffy manga shit
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# *cuts fin-*
Wait, this isn't helping, is it?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Suicidetoast doesn't have the same ring to it.
Or does it?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)
# he's dead, the world is a duller place without him
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Or, if you feel like indulging in the misery:
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Coz you're talented and people love you?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# evidence suggests otherwise
but it's very lovely of you to say
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# the evidence is flimsy at best
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# answer:Jesus

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# + smeared in chocolate.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Jesus can either show up tomorrow
and solve the many injustices in the world or fuck the fuck right fucking off
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Almond cookies are nice
Snappy tunes from /links can be good

Time-waster Elder Scrolls V is just a month away

Hmm that's about it.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# b3ta
Sorry, not really the time for sarcasm.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# life has no meaning
you can give it any meaning you want
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Bicycles
Wow, we must be on the same wavelength. I'm just wondering the same thing. Then someone reminded me of a place we used to ride our mountain bikes. And suddenly it was like a life I had forgotten. There is always a chance that tomorrow will bring something really interesting and cool. Just kidding. Life sucks.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# ^ This is seriously the best suggestion so far, HT
Ride your bike up and down a few hills. If nothing else it will get your endorphins going.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# I don't have a bike
and I'm stuck in cambridgeshire where there are no hills
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# By the way, the number of people who can appreciate good stuff is truly miniscule
Therein lies one of my greatest disappointments. You are one of those who sees and appreciates.

Whether it's music, or wanting to preserve what beauty is here on earth, we are in a minority. And it's very annoying and frustrating.

Now I feel silly. Posting self introspective stuff on b3ta is always a one way trip downward. But I had to.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Cambs, you say?
Go for a walk in the fens. They're empathetically bleak during such times of shitness.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# I concur.
I suffer with anxiety/depression and exercise is number one in my book.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# cos the alternative is pretty dull
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)
# you say that but there's currently no evidence to support it
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# bongos :D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# bongos are good :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# and pianos:)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)
# How could this fail to cheer him up?
Lovely!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Drugs
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# again
can't afford them
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Just do what everyone else who can't afford drugs does...
..break into someones car and nick their stereo so you can sell it to buy drugs.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)
# you asked this once before
and i posted this in response: b3ta.com/board/9879431

in hindsight it doesn't seem particularly sensitive but i *was* trying to cheer you up
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# can't say I follow entirely
there are just more questions now
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)
# i was really just posting silly pictures in the hope that one might cheer you up
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)
# posting pictures of James Blunt is dangerous at the best of times
you're lucky I didn't go out on the street and start killing
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# true
i hoped melissa theuriau would balance that out a bit, especially since she was reporting on william shatner gleefully vomiting up a hummingbird

(the james blunt was originally put in the "be as offensive as possible in 4k challenge" that i joined b3ta for. i thought it was a brilliant idea. i think i gained a sum total of zero clicks for it. PAH. pah, i say.)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# turn that frown upside down :D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)
# You don't want to miss my upcoming Halloween series! O__O

*sneak preview just for you. (This is not Uncle Death...it's his cousin Vinny)............. "Hey, yo kids...how'd ja like to go for a little trip?"
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)
# it just reminds me that it's been a year since I did a series of free Halloween cards
and nothing has changed
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)
# :(
Sad to say...we seem to be in the same boat...and it's sinking. Artists have been taken for granted! But NO MORE! From this day on...etc...etc...(motivational speech)...(epic art montage)...(flags waving)...
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# ...also...this...
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# and This :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# And disco cats......Who doesn't love disco cats?...... I mean come on!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)
# And ultrapolka?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
#

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# You dancin?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Because the magic of life is when you get to the top of a hill after a rough time
suddenly finding yourself enjoying the glee of the roller coaster down the other side :D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)
# there appears to be another hill at the top of this hill
and I'm too aware that after a slope is yet another hill
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# not sure if this helps?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Well, not like this
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# A wank?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Oh fuck, yes. ^ This.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# There is no reason
But there is cake. And sex. And dreaming of cake and sex.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Cake and sex can be simulated with a sponge and a wank.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Remind me not to accept baked goods from your household.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# How about making this this weeks compo? Make pictures to stop HappyToast killing himself!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Because you're a hugely talented bastard
And the world would be a sadder place with you not in it.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Also you'll be missing the premier of the stop motion epic
"THe Adventures of Andrew McDavies the Donut Headed Fish Boy" in FEELORAMAVISION...

In 3 years time.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# 'Donut Headed Fish Boy'
as remark of the month

hands down
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Now you've said you're making this
you have to do it
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# i shall get out my super scuply and make a maquette
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# :-)

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
#


Meh! The idea was better in my head (and also if I had talent and something a little better than paint to use)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Should have just googled it, much better than anything I could do
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
# LEAVE EMOTOAST ALONE!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# One day I'd like to meet a stranger with some of my music on their mp3 player.
It's not incredibly likely, but it damn well won't happen if I'm dead!

On another note, there aren't many things that can always cheer me up, but this short cartoon never fails me.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# How about either;
CATFACE



... Or DOGNOSE

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# i am a big fan of extreme dognose closeups
:D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# I often find this helps, when I feel like that!
www.davidpbrown.co.uk/poetry/max-ehrman.html

For the record - I bother no Gods
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# wanking
and booze
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# It gives our consciousness
something to do.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Well that's an impressive crop of cock you have there.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Noseybonk FTW.
Serious fucked up shit.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)
# scarred me for life, no question!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)
# he's certainly the man for the job
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Hahah:D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)
# That's one hell of a dose.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# A sex pack.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Noseybonk:
Terrifying Bastard.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Cher Lloyd Grossman
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Olivia Newton John Travolta!

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)
# ^ would
In both the front and back bottoms

www.b3ta.com/board/10549888

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)
# candles!!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:17, archived)
# There is only room for one Wobbly Bloke
s

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)
# there i only room for one wobbly bloke?
happy boom day
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)
# ^ What she said

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Happy cake consumption day :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)
# If ever there were a single face that I was allowed to punch...
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)
# KILL IT!
fuck this, i'm going for a lie down.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)
# shit, shit, shit, shit, shit...
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Shit *stupid gurn*, shit *stupid gurn*, etc.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# I hear Bush-eeen, bush-eeen...
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Mu, why haven't you flooded the compo with rainbow dinosaur pictures?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Gross man!
TJ: My rather weird life took one of it's strange turns this afternoon and I am now in possession of two Blu-ray discs; BBC Hotel Babylon series one and a movie called 'Yes Man.'

Useless to me, if you want either of them, gaz me and i'll pop them in the post tomorrow. I don't want anything for them, but they are both perfectly above board and legit. First come first serve :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)
# What the shuckering fudd?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Gappytoothed wailing cuntnugget.
And Grossman can fuck off too.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
# I would say "That's mean, she's only a kid"
but I back you on this one. The obnoxiousness that emanates from that gaping maw is almost scientifically impossible.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Shaaaaft... shaaaaft.... shaaaaft....
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
# ooo, that's nice
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Very nice.
'Jesus wants me for a pterodactyl'
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)
# 'because they're hungry and don't want to go hunting for themselves'
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# 'because they're busy raping bears in glasses'
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Nah, we got the bastard.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Thank God for that
The streets are a bit safer.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)
# The walk home from class was always a daunting one.
The concern was always there... will I be raped by a pterodactyl on the way home?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)
# I remember the dark days
when groups of fifteen or twenty young bears huddled together for protection on their walk home was not unheard of - and nor were the stories of the bear who lived furthest away, who had to walk an extra two blocks alone.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)
# The poor things. At least now they'll be safe... but for how long?
Bloody pterosaurs! Want hanging, the lot of 'em!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Don't worry
There are groups up and down the country arming themselves to fight this menace.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Yes, I've heard of those. Does help one retire a lot easier at night.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Oh, I like that.
Magritte's "Ceci N'est Pas Une Pterosaur"
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# woo! lovely jubbley
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Is this something to do with global warmimg?
Woo & click!

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Merry B3taday
Young-un
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)
# : )
Cheers

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)
# I'm getting a similar vibe from it too.
And happy candleday! :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Thanks BF

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# I'm seeing a pterodactyl
Is it one of those stereogram things ? *crosses eyes*
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Nice
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)
# :))
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# a bit of afternoon silliness for you all
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# This type of file can charm your fingernail
:)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# heheheh
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Is this a kind of file fashions joke?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)
# of course not
i'm a dedicated dodger of fashion
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
# That's a shame, because I am a big fan of this type of file fashion.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
# it's to be expected
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)
# A file-ophile.
Or a pedi-file.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# a nailphile
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Oh god, that reminds me of a horrible program I watched about two lesbians who liked to chew each others nail clippings.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)
# *boke*
i wouldn't even chew my own nail clippings :(
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# I bet there are people here who would ;-)
particularly on /talk
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)
# what, eat their own, or eat mine?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I don't like these off hand posts.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)
# oof!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)
#
*filenames
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)
# His name is Simon.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# what have you named him?
as he's disposable, i didn't bother
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Q.T. Cull
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)
# is he related to Q.T. McWhiskers?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# This joke is starting to wear a bit thin.

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# and it's nagging at me to do my nails
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)
# That's what Jesus said to his apostles

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)
# heheheh
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)
# SPANG!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)
#

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha
likes
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# That got me giggling :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# That is similar to the one I use...
to remove my tag-nuts.

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Discard, you fool!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha...
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# the stylus that came with my galaxy tablet did that!
luckily my chubby fingers managed to erase all the scratches
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# You should try the liquid touch screen...it's great!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# now thats funny!!!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
When does the new compo start?

Woo & click!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)
# haha good one, but I need a hammer for mine
and some fucking shitty magnets
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
# :D
you loon
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 0:42, archived)
# MUMMY! WANT FOOD, MUMMY!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# oh my god
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# I think the screaming baby that we have had here all day has got to me
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Oh my lord!
:)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# ^ Would

* With flaming hamers!

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
# you'd love the sauce then
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Go on then...

Edit: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............. My eyes!!!!

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# or
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# haha
I think he just received a javelin in his discus
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# happy candles wobblefuck
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I FUCKING LOVE WOBBLY CANDLES!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# candles!
happy day!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Thanks Smashy!
I can hardly wait for my special b3taday, candle-fish tonight...
* Are you going to have time to knock one out?


(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# not tonight, sorry
been at the hospital all day, i'm absolutely shattered :(
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# The hospital! What is it?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# it's a big building with sick people in it
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# it's a place where people go to see a doctor
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# It's a large building with patients
* But that's not important right now...

EDIT: "Mind the Piss!"

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# How did it go?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# lots of poking and prodding
got to go back next wednesday for a cystoscopy. i'll be anaesthetised, so i've got to be picked up by someone and can't be left alone for 24 hours. after that, it's just waiting for the big op.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# oh dear
what's up?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# i'm having reconstructive surgery
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# crikey!
will you be a Bionic Smash Monkey
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# i wish!
but as long as they get all my bits working the way they should, i'll be happy.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# just make sure they put all the right bits back in the right places
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# where's the fun in that?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# good point
I'd love a nasal pancreas
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# pfff
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# o_0
* They have not cured the Fanny-Fart problem yet then?

"GET WELL SOON SMASHY!"
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# But nostrils by anus, not so jolly
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# ew, no
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# What happened between you and this Griffy castamaaaahh?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# we got down to business
strictly business.

Then after the business, the hot mammalian sex
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I see... *takes notes*
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I can't remember
what with all the rohypnol you fed me
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# THOSE WERE JUST SNOOZY SWEETIES!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I'm getting mighty miffed
by how he's whoring his imense talent about at the moment

youtu.be/6jEf60miG7Y

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# I'm starting to like those ads
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# It's that voice.
He's slowly becoming a replacement for Brian Blessed.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# how have they never made another series of this amazing program?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)
# is that from Garth Merenghi?
Did you ever watch Snuff Box?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# yeah, garth marenghi
nope, never heard of the snuff box
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Matt Berry and Rich Fulcher
it's nice and dark
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# rich fulcher is a total brainwrong
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Well worth a look.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
# How come they didn't make another?
Inside story is that they went over budget and over schedule, because they are all perfectionists. The production / management company that made it owns the rights to it and won't make another and the creative team behind it can't afford to buy them out.

Basically, read your contracts before you sign them.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# you know a lot for a lurker.
What's your game then eh?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)
# I ATE IT
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# check out The Shat's album on links
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# this justifies my decision to never reproduce
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)
# you can adopt this little fella from as little as £2.99 a month
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# i'll keep my money, ta
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Your mother sucks cocks in hell!
I love that movie
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Big Foot and The Hendersons?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Don't you mean Big Wang?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
# no
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# You'll eat lawn trimmings and like it!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# haha
It's none of your five a day!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# I have no idea why....
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Ha-yunken!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Alternatively.........
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# How about this then?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disc_golf

there was a course at my uni. I never saw anyone play it in 4 years, but then I barely attended in 4 years
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Why doesn't he love it anymore?
What happened?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# He found out freesbie
is an instrument of communist doctrination.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# He threw it aways...
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
# then took up boomerang
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Freedom must come from passive resistance,
not from force and strong-arm tactics.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# In other words, he concluded it's not a real sport?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# That made me giggle like a school girl.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha
perfect
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# hahah ace :)


(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I like this very much
click
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Blessed is the air below.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# click to disturb
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# That did disturb
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:34, archived)
# I'm disturbed.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Synchronised CDCing?
Next Olympic sport, methinks.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# triple asphixy wanking
kinda shit how it stops shaking when you "disturb" but i'm a lazy sod
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Maybe they were startled, thus wanking less thoroughly?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# They were bouncing off of each other like Newton's Cradle
But thought it would be silly if someone was watching, so they stopped.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
# that's kind of what i thought in my head myself
i also couldn't do the lemons dropping from the mouths because it's a loop and it would have looked shit.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)
# What is the problem with hurling lemons continuously while wanking inside a wardrobe with 2 other men?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# just your normal monday evening eh?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
#
evening
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Congratulations, you are awarded my 500th click :D

Edit: The three spoojers?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)
# cheers
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# How the f*** do you see how many clicks you have done?

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# on your profile it says "You liked _ pictures, _ links, _ talk posts, and _ qotw answers" .
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)
# I never noticed that...
Mine says "You liked 1446 pictures, 10 links, 1 talk posts, and 34 qotw answers"

1 talk posts are b3ta having a laugh!

EDIT: It's ok, I liked the one thing I posted on \talk

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# 945 pics here
you're generous, but to be honest, a lot of the time i forget to click
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# It took me 4 years...

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# On fire!
I had 1300+ likes in this mere 1.3 years of registered non-lurking
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Fucking hell
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Today's favourite, no doubt.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:39, archived)
# I thought Mogu was in there for sure.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Doing what? o___o
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:16, archived)
# A furry little Jolly Jack.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Rubber dubb dubb
Having a magenta rub
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)
# nice job, good wank!
hahaha! must try this sometime
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)
# careful now
MAKE SURE YOU USE A LEMON

*not speaking from experience*
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
clx
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# ah cheers dude
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Fan-Dabby-Dosey!

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
You lovely loon you :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# That's no stationary cupboard!
C]:0D

Woo!


(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# someone should tell her about rotary clothes driers and washing lines
much less hassle
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# would probably end up with that outfit spinning
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# she knows about them
she's just trying to be kooky
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
# oo
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# that's rather nice
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Beautiful :)
I may do a bit of drawing after my lecture.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)
# draw a guy with a pet stick
the pet stick is the smarter of the two :D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
# David and Victoria Beckham?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# no, a pair with class and talent
:D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Fuck, I couldn't even draw those two with class or talent.
That's how ludicrous the concept is. XD

I might just draw my fox character thingy.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Whoa. Nice.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Very nice, i like it.
now burn the pagan witch.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
# horny girl
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Herney
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:55, archived)
# also...'nice rack'
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Cor,
that's a bit good. Does she have to walk sideways through doorways?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# proper arts innit
ver' nice
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:38, archived)
# aaah, very good, horny bitch
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)
# This gives me the horn!

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# COME AT ME BRO
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)
# It is a nice drawing!
It seems contain much hidden meaning. I'm picking up that the artist finds antlers more enjoyable to draw than arms.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)
# MERRY OCTOBER!

I'm drawing a Christmas card. I thought I'd share how depressing that is with you.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Dear santa, I would like some titanium
that I can make it into bullits

and shoots it at baddies
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)
# What is October Christmas without firearms, I ask you?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
# unamused halloween children, that's what
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
# wooo...smoke another one
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# i want my dole for christmas santa
thanks
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] meanwhile...
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)
# So, it CAN be milked.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# but does it tile?

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)
# :}
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# No, but it can paint and decorate.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:07, archived)
#
S P A N G !

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Just add paint thinner and it's ready to drink.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha!
she looks somewhat perturbed!

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
# haha...this is all of the w/y/h :D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:56, archived)
# The End?...It was just getting good.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Did he get fed up?
Having his leg pulled?

Had his leg had just grow?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Lovethisone:D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Excellent :D
Can it be...ah fuck it.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I hope it is being milked.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Haha, looks none too happy about it.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:00, archived)
# So it has three horns on its head...
does that mean it has three 'horns'?
Oh God.
THAT'S NO MILK.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)
# brilliant!!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)
# You can also use it for dessert triceratopping
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Are the bottles the Trisilvertops?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Lesson number one:
Never drink milk obtained from a reptile.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Finally a nonsense that can be milked
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)
# This is fantastic!
Woo!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# i'm just glad it's out of my head...
...i can rest now.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Oh yes, I like this!
I like this!:D

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# holy fuck on a stick
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
# THEY ARE OUT THERE!.........Dons tin foil hat
bokes at its cock sucking capabilities
woo and kerlick
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# This is entirely true.
I saw it in the Daily Express.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# He found the best way to avoid wasting any of his precious man milk.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Recycling in space is very important.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha....intergalactic!
woo ;D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# This all makes perfect sense!

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# You just like the pop-up pron screen.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Rob?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Hahaha, have a woo and a click.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Very generous of you...very generous.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Brilliant.
Looks like how I feel at work most days
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Holy mother of fuck.
Awesomes.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:15, archived)
# FUCK, 'tis class
remind me to stop drinking depleted uranium
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# class
woo!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
# This needs it's own tv show.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)
# :D
this is ace!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 1:17, archived)
# Hello, proles!

Yes yes, props in wrong hands, red wine not white, duh.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)
# My smugbastard's got no nose...
:D

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# too smug for a nose
woo!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# hello there!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# hahahaha
india
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
#

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# O_o

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Best.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# He can hold whatever props he wants, however he wants
because he has a smugness quotient far in excess of yours or mine.

Although I'd like to know what the background text says in full.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# "Red wine and a croissant, plebs, because I fucking well can. I'm not anything like you. I have wealth, standards, morals and unshakeable faith in my own worth."
I think it's his motto.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)
# I hadn't even noticed the background text
now it's triple woo!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Hello Smug!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Why, hello old chap.

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# you made a smug bastard
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Double woo!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Why is he holding a dog turd?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)
#

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Woo!
* He is such a cunt!

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I hadn't realised they'd re-released Seabiscuit in 3D!
Woo!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
...hahahahahahah

Ace Moleypoos!

*click* :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# haha yay, i thought jeremy had gone to the magical glue factory in the sky
/click
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Yeah, it's been a while, hasn't it...?
it's been a while hasn't it...?:D

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha, good old Jeremy!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Heh heh.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)
# woo hoo!
Jeremy, I missed you, man.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Let's have him back more often too...!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)
# ^This
Hard.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# I disagree.
I find him funnier having not seen him for so long. I got a bit sick of him, to be honest, like one of them two off of Little Britain (that wasn't the Doctor).
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# This is like every visit to my local cinema
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Except...
he forgot the bit where he texts thru-out with the obnoxious 'text arrived' sound up full, then midway thru the movie takes a call to shout down the phone 'No it's boring mate, load o shite, no explosion or tits or owt!'

SO FUCK OFF HOME THEN AND LET US WATCH IT YOU CUNT!!!11!!ELEVENTY!!!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Ah the welcome return of JtH
Will he and Klarnk ever co-star?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Horse and Klarnk...?
Hmmmmm....

Maybe.

:D

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Just when the big moment in the movies comes along
You turn around and shine a bright light in everyone's faces. They love that.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
It's been ages. AGES since a Jeremy post.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# lizards can be all the sex
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# I heard she's a cold hearted bitch!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# i heard she can work wonders with that double-jointed jaw
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# I heard that when she sings she is always out of scale.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# ALL HAIL!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Awfully sorry, but protocol must be maintained and all that, y'know.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# In a new thread - Well done!

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Happy candles, Bloke!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Cheers!


(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Happy b3taday Wobbly!
:D

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# ^ Thanks love!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# What ya cooking? Happy b3ta bacon?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Monster Trucks!


(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Incoming!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Yay!

Edit: Minus 10 points for reposting in a new thread, mind.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# potential cock and balls coming out of his sleeve...
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
#
potential
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Not to mention the big, hairy pussy to his right.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Oh fuck
The furians have taken over
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Dino's still alive? Well, they aren't going to be used for much good!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)
# nicely!
i should probably start on my dino pic too
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Rip and destroy.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:29, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
Quiet in here, innit?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Shhh!
Some of us are trying to get some sleep.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# haha!
the simple ones are the best!!

for me anyway
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# might as well dump this here then
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahaha! Nice plopping action...

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# ha ha!
i'm so glad i'm not the only one that's done a dog pooing pic
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha! great!

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# This is wonderfull.

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Great
I bet they serve scouse too.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# arf : )
where on earth is everyone today?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# It is rather quiet
;D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
#
you should call out the register!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Arf!
Hallo Ninj!
:D

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Hai Moley!
\o/ :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# I like this.
I have therefore taken the appropriate measures.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Hehehe!
Cheers JP!! :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# oh yum
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Life of...
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:48, archived)
# soupherblee done.
WOOYAYHOUPLAPANOWIE!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Bereft of life, 'ee rests in peace.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:02, archived)
# the only reason 'ees still at 'ees desk is because you've nailed 'im there!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)
# top stuff
as usual : D
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:08, archived)
# AWESOME!
very well done...
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Very nicely
click
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Excuse me. Are you the Judean Apple's Front?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)
# FUCK OFF!
we're the apple's front of judea
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# SPLITER!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Sitting under an apple tree drinking with my cousin, we had an excellent conversation about the best "Fuck off"s in movie history.
That won.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Good choice
What were the contenders ?

This should be on TV - "The 100 Best Fuck Off's in Movie History".
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Does this one count? Obviously NSFW.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# What's Jobs ever done for us?
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# How should I fuck off, oh Lord?
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 7:01, archived)
# Best one yet.

(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)
# First hahahaha
of the day.
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# liking it
nice design
that makes you a good person
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
# hahah! bloody hell, Beau, tip top shoppage!!
*clicky*
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha...


(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# hah!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:19, archived)
# arf!
Nicely. I was just thinking that but you beat me to it...
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)
# responses so far to Steve's death have been strange!
I spent a lot less time on it than I suspect you would have!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha, fabularse!
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)
# I fell asleep during this one.
(nice work)
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Wacca wacca wacca wacca
Sorry, It was all I could see
(, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)

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