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[challenge entry] Just to tide you through those five minute
sunny spells...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Some day a real rain's gonna come.......
It's just like watching terrestial now it's disapeared.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# ohhhh mmMMMmm
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)
# You should have worked in silent films.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)
# happy candles, Mark!!
I've just realised this is your account :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)
# thanks :)
Yep it's Hedonist (Deadonist for halloween)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Ah Tricksy you are!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Something's burning
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Nice flickering flame
looks photorealistic if it isn't please tell me how you do this trickery I need to make a scary pumpkin in Blender 3D a nice flickering candle tutorial is needed.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Standard picture of a candle with a flame....
This was in the photo tube in Jasc paint shop, so comes out perfectly cut out on transparent background,

Move the flame about with soft edged smudge in photoshop :-)or it might have been liquify

If you want a transparent flame, I;ll upload a transparent PNG?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)
# fankoooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Is this from Plan 9 From Outer Space by Ed Wood?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)
# No. Bride of the Monster.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Cool stuff
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)
# You and your flashing "Press Start"
I'm such a click-whore D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Kids these days don't know what they're missin
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Until you nick their Playstation or Xbox and then they realise once they come out of their video stupor :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Only a fool would waken the beast!
Once my friend who was fond of the dark thrashed his sitting room when his parents took away the lead to the megadrive.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)
# It's best to put a cage around them first
they won't notice once engaged in Grand Turismo 3 or such like you can actually build the entire thing and they won't realise then with a large gripping pole you can pull the lead out and then stand well back it may take a few days or weeks months maybe... feed them on McDonalds at first to ease the transition eventually they may become calm enough to be let out.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)
# His parents
quelled his anger with the mighty wooden spoon of the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)
# You mean they threatened him with Gregg Wallace from Master Chef?
They do realise this breaks with the Geneva Convention on Human Rights!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)
# I bet you got better pictures than I did.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)
# i see no horses
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)
# There's tons of them...
(they're just grey).
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Nice one Vag!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Is it because I lied when I was seventee- *slaps self*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Agh! It's in my head!
In myyyy heeeaaaaaeeeddddddd.....
Daaaaaa vay
daaaaaa vay...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Whoops. :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)
# still, its good for the wheat
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Lionisation...


Click for bigger (106 kb)
(bustab, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
# MuamLahr
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)
# he just got better with age!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)
# just needs more stick up arse
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Where's that girl?!
(hamblettamaud, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)
# <enter witty comment here>
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)
# <seams comment here>
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)
# jokes over technique...speaking of which...did you see this gem?:............................ :D
www.b3ta.com/links/The_classic_video_to_our_1976_single_Dirty_Wizards_from_the_album_Beneath_The_Jugglers_Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Spjezim htjip?
(very speshull)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)
# heh heh....that's quite good
have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Trust me, I know about these things.

Click for 400+ more thingies.
Click here for my free short horror story MP3s!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# the fools! when will they learn?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# The Games Industry and Skynet have us over a barrel.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)
# i plan to save myself
by ruthlessly ratting out my friends and relatives when the robots take over
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)
# That's a good plan perhaps it's time to make many more friends
more ratting-out value will increase my survivability! "Hey Moggy and Mortal Wombat I'm so sorry can we be friends plz! I love your outrageously left-field art! Mmmuurhahahahahaha the fools" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)
# fuck, even the robots wouldn't want mortal wombat
just spazzed back down the /board and seen his shitness. i'd ask what's wrong with him, but i have a feeling the answer would be a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)
# I don't believe the robots would want him either
I just want to throw his lifeless body at them with superhuman strength.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)
# oh, me too.
but i have company now, who i must thrash at mariokart double dash ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)
# In 2041,
if my calculations are correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)
# I'v got my campbed set up outside games'R'us already to make sure I'm first in the que..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)
# I am a moose. I can speak English....
Queue apparently.. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Que?
.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)
# quo?
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)
# I am a moose......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Que?
.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)
# How do you do......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)
# That's just reminded me to preorder Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
www.play.com/Games/Xbox360/4-/18028093/-/Product.html

Seems to be similar to WoW but for Xbox360, PC and PS3
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Will it be coming out on my platform?
www.b3ta.com/board/10581382
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Edit... I enjoyed the water margin clip you posted BTW... I could actually remember that scene :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Yes I'd forgotten just how good it was
and from that clip alone it's probably worth a re-watch.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)
# The thing that puzzeled me the most was....
It actually sounded like, well spoken English people putting on terrible Chinese accents.....

Appart from the bit at 50 seconds in, where the bloke pops his head up from behind the hill, and forgets to put an accent on at all and sounds like he was educated at Oxbridge...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Didn't you realise that Ancient China was first discovered in Oxbridge?
The Ming Dynasty was discovered at the Watford Gap so they all spoke like London Lorry Drivers.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)
# I want you to hunt down Lin Chong and bring his head to me on a plate...
Along with a full English with toast and cup of tea please duck..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)
# and a Yorkie bar for afters, thanks pet!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# I might do a b3ta water margin appresiation club badge
as long as I don't melt down the core of googles computer trying to spell check it...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)
# There are a few notable differences to WoW
1. Skyrim has an ending
2. Skyrim has a story
3. Skyrim will be fun
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# I, for one, welcome our new self-throwing barrel overlords.
/autocomplete.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# yay?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Indeed...?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)
# o.k....(?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Needs more fucking shitty magnets...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)
# It's always with the magnets with you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Those pro-magnet propagandist goons got to you too i see.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
# I was 'attracted' to their propaganda leaflets
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)
# 2042 - self-throwing self-immolating barrel invented
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)
# 20:43 In Mother Russia Barrel throws you
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# I can't wait
*makes note in diary*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Nice to see
'Judgement Day' spelled correctly for once....
(SausageWarrior destination Zululand, come on boys jump in the van, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)
# stopplayinggamesandgetbacktowork
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)
#
I preferred the follow ups, "Fitted Up" and "Unsafe Conviction".
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 7:29, archived)
# Play it nice and cool Mark, know what I mean?

I can't remember who did the original now (apart from Hogarth of course), but thanks to them. And apologies for clunky animation. Was getting very bored of it by about frame 8.
Edit: Real tells me Colonel Boris did the original image, so credit goes to CoBo.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Unflappable man is unconcerned!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)
# He wonders if he left the oven on.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)
# he fucking wishes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Aleast they have a porter to carry the basket away....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)
# They didn't leave a mark on the body
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)
# colonel boris
i believe
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 2:59, archived)
# something Thronsey


de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Yay
totally loving the Thrones right now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Is it me, or does it look like the dog's leg is saying that?
Either the forced 3D perspective is confusing me or he has very talkative fleas!
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Star Wars?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Nevermind he has a friend to help him warm up! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:31, archived)
# hahaha!!


maybe they'll let Hodor can finish off for them, yay!



been ploughing through the books lately... :)

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Nope, still not a clue
is it something to do with Star Wars?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Most things are, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Last time I understood one of these, Weetabix man was enormously fat and wanking all the time
seems a bit of a leap to get from there to Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Au contraire, mon brave
it's eh....nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Last time I saw Weetabix it had rounded edges
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# but it WAS wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)
# my god, the eyebrows have become sentient
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Very handy if you've run out of milk
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# This^
www.b3ta.com/board/10581333
(herman:D, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Does that not happen in Star Wars then
/never seen the film.blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# This should help:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBM854BTGL0
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)
# That's no Earth!
Tie Interceptors?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Nice!
Some big ol' Weetabix brows in panel 2!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# ^ What she said
I love your work JJ!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Don't know why Art is that grumpy - he's dropped that weight, been saved from a bunch of psychotic robots and got to go into space.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Maybe Kat farted in the bubble?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
#
SHE THREW HIM IN FRONT OF A DEATH RAY
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
laugh out loud moment here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Leave the Death Star alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# that's no Deathstar, that's a moon....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# ...pie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)
# so this is pod racing, right?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Super shiny....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# I don't know if anyone's speculated on this but...
They're travelers. They should be delighted they're moving out of the set of Mad Max 2!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Or more accurately, claim to be travellers
So they can claim to be a minority, claim persecution,moan about human rights, dodge taxes and move on when they've pissed off enough locals.

Damn, I feel like a DM reader.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Theyre only called Travelers
Because the media can't call them Pikeys, Gippo's or Scum.
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
#
pissed offrobbed
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
# No;
They are travellers when it comes to law, tax etc. They have permanent addresses when it comes to receiving benefits. Not complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Haha this ^
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Ohhh, so they're scroungers? Got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# ha! just like a bad smell
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Arf-age
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# woo

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# One does not simply walk into Mordor
Unless it's with 500 coppers in riot gear, tasers a-sparkin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
# The battle at helm's deep would have been so much different if they all had tasers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)
# And high visibility tabards
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# the use of tazers didn't really bother me
the people protesting said that they would protest peacefully and there would be no violence, then they proceeded to throw bottles and bricks as the police.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# crikey, just think what would have happened if they all threw their tasers at them
no wait, that would be getting rid of their main weapon

Hand to hand taser melee

this is the future

of erm

I don't know where I'm going with this, ah who cares.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Hahaha ace's here....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)
# I have an Atari console in my cupboard...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:17, archived)
# I ran out of ideas again :(


The background needed something, but I could only come up with rude penguin again. Lots of other issues too i know.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:18, archived)
# nicely!
have a sad potato

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Aww!
poor potato! *hugs*.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Lully... sorry for nicking it ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)
# An igloo?
Go for the old "blonde in a cocktail dress guest-starring in Pingu" vibe. I know it's been done to death, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# I know,
My drawings are so mainstream.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)
# :-) I love the idea of Pingu being "mainstream"
Completely bloody hatstand, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
# There's one thing that is DEFINITELY missing here ...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Mortal Wombat?
Honestly, I go out for the day and there's been banninations and threats and weirdness. Can't leave you lot alone for a moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Threats?
Musta missed that one.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# He did sort of threaten to murder Rattlehead
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Oh be fair,
Haven't we all at some stage? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# It was lost in optimising
and re-sizing but was/is there I promise!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# I wish I had a rude penguin to accompany me when I go out.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# You don't? Borrow mine.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)
# He's a reet lothario, that one
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# There there, combover penguin
Plenty more fish in the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# An definite improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Hahah
(herman:D, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)
# She's got a lovely arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# She really has.
Which is unusual for a penguin, when you think about it.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Stop eyeing up the bloody penguins...
FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Penguin fuckerrrrrrr.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Sweet!
I wish I had a blonde chick with an arse like that to accompany me when I don't go out.
*pushes luck*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# How young
do you like them?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Scrambled
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
# I should not find this funny.
But I do.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)
# rude penguin tiem :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)
# lovethisone
(herman:D, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Gadaffi penguin caught in "crossfire"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Woo good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Rude penguin is rude!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# I told you.
Gummy bear.

But still, wooo!
(thatlavenderblonde, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Economic Downturn. Elections in Egypt. Earthquake in Turkey.
Lots of issues ;-)

The Pic, on the other hand is great :)

In further other news: Hello You!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Hello you too!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Less clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
# fewer
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Less clothes: phewooarrr!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# >clothes
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# The penguin is naked.
Isn't one nude enough?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# No.
I think that's a chicken and a penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)
# I like the style of these.
You should have a look at Damien Loeb's work. He does photorealistic paintings of scenes from films, (when he's not painting pictures of his wife in the nude).
Also, have a look at Will Cotton's work, also photorealistic, but mostly paintings of cakes and sweets with naked ladies. He was involved in that Katie Perry video where she had a cake bra on. You might get some ideas for backgrounds, or you can just ogle the cake ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# High praise indeed
I am a fan of your work. I will check out the artists, but i have no intention of drawing people in the nude. I'd have nowhere to put my hanky.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Bit of a distraction that, but not really what they're about at all.
A lot of Loeb's stuff is just frames from famous films, often with no people in them. Edit: www.damianloeb.com/art/sec3/cantyoutakeajoke.html
Cotton's stuff has to be seen to be believed, Swiss chalets made out of biscuits and icing. He actually builds them before he paints them as well. His studio must smell lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Broken site is broken
but what I saw puts my crayon and potato print efforts in their place.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
# needs more...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Stubbo?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Lovely.... more people must reshop your pictures than anyone elses I think....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)
# I feel like progress is being made
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)
# And all because the lady love lozenges....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Well; as long as they improve them
like you just did.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Pfft... Snobby McNod provided the perfect dressing for your perfect meal...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# I have no Idea what that means
But I will grin at you anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Hahaha.....
I meant Snobby's potato was great....
And you picture was great...
And all I did was stick his picture on yours:-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Ah. That was a sad potato.
isn't there a helpline or something?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# I don't know..
I'v been banned for life from helplines....
Just for aking about my lozenges too often.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Is she drinking a pint
and forgetting to have the glass in her hand again?
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:55, archived)
# aargh! candleflamesunface woman is coming to get me with her eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Yeah, you BETTER run...!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Well, old fart that I am, and aided by your capitalisation
I'm now singing a track from Roger Water's "Radio KAOS" album. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCKaTkxDSWs

I like that image and her scary candle-lady eyes, BTW... she's quite comely.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Lovely
Our lady of the little window in the combi boiler.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Nice trip.. :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry]


CFB

RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Very nicely done.
*hearty applause*

Edit: And no RIS link clickage, I might add...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Thank God somebody got it!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 11:21, archived)
# I'll just leave this here.
(mralston Matt, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# I love that
and it pretty much sums up the entire film.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I agree
I watched this on Film4 because their trailer made it look worth watching. The guy who makes the trailers on Film4 should get some sort of award.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)
# I NO RITE!?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
# ...I actually quite liked that film
Aside from Wahlberg's inability to act
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I would blame Shyamalamadingdong
Wahlberg is a surprisingly fantastic actor at times
I heart Huckabees and The Fighter being prime examples

everyone on here should watch Huckabees, fucking brilliant film, had me in tears of laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# yeah, I think you're right on that - even John Leguizamo seemed a bit flat, and he's usually much better than that... Still - thought it was better than the press it received - unlike films like Signs and Sixth Sense which I hated...
Not seen 'Huckabees - I'll add it to my to-get list
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
# The Departed
but I imagine he was playing himself
(likeajackhammer, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)
# that`s the first time I didn`t think, "fuck off marky mark!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
# heh heh heh!
best response ever
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)
# BLINK DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Apparently
somebody mooned at her.
(mralston Matt, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# i don't know why
but looking at that I think it's Sept 11 2001 outside it's window.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:10, archived)
# It looks a bit like Edinburgh
the castle on the right and St Mary's cathedral just to the left of his mandible.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Pray for quitting time.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Nice.
Typing mantis meet Dancing Mantis
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha....now he can't wait for Friday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)
# how did you train yours? my spider is shit at typing
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# It's a praying mantis
Not a spider you div! Lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I've been reading the wrong training book then
I did wonder about his colour
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)
# send it round...........that'll do nicely for his lunch...:D
edit:..it's also given me an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
# hahahaha
You loon *clicked*. The quality of your animations are amazing EWC!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# TY....how goes it with you FIEND?..............all well & good I hope :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)
# man, that is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# oooo
it's nice
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)
# I'll never forget that.
Woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)
# aaaah that's lully :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:10, archived)
# as is this ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:14, archived)
# excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Cor
That's fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Nicely
(herman:D, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)
# This is ace :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Sparrow, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# seem to remember that being quite a good game
except for the bit with Cherie topless
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I didn't have the manual
so I didn't know how to defuse the bomb.

I remember when you shot the terrorists they said something akin to "TOILET-AHHH".
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I seem to remember it being more than casually racist
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
# It was the 1980s
and therefore ok.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# is this sfw?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
# It's not safe for anything!
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
# NO! NOOOOOO! *vomits blood*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:56, archived)
# *SPLUFFS*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)
# ACK
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:01, archived)
# One mouth was already too much.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Eeeks..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
# unzips and grabs tissue
(bigbear45 scousers are the barnacles of society, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:10, archived)
# is it me, or does tony look a bit like the mad magazine character?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Alfred E. Neuman
He also lives by the same motto 'What? Me Worry?'
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
# still not as good as Turrican II
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I personally thought Gaddafi's Super Sewer was ace... a bit too short and a very abrupt ending, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
# exactly..........trouble was,even the gold points were worthless :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# I know right? I spent ages getting all the bits of the golden gun in the bonus stages
For one extra screen in the ending.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:00, archived)
# ikari warriors was where it was all at.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
# prince of persia on the c64
I cant find a rom for that game anywhere..
(Sherbs, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)
# I still can't believe that ended up being made into a film
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Yeah and the film ..hmm
i didnt think there where enough jaw dropping heights..it sucked i thought..
i heard they are making a dead space film now and it will be released in 2013...stay away from dead space please hollywood
*smacks with rolled up newspaper*
(Sherbs, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
# It can get worse
They are making an Angry birds film.

Has there ever been a game to Film tie in that was good ?
(BiggestNizzy your company name here pm for rates., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Resident Evil
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# "Tetris The Movie"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
# The third was my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:03, archived)
# controversial.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)
# I AM THE HERO THAT GOTHAM DESERVES!

(Guess what I've been playing all weekend)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Scrabble?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Scrabble isn't a game.
It's a chore.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# "No you're not doing the dishes until you've finished this game of Scrabble!"
what
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# To me, saying "Let's play scrabble" is like saying "Let's watch this paint dry for a while"
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# don't tell me you're more of a Cleudo man
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Hero Quest.
I play a Dwarf called Crotch-High.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
# My parents bought me Hero Quest one year, for some reason.
I think I played it once. Then the following year they got me the expansion packs.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Even against Gonzy?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# You are dylsexik
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# In my day 'playing scrabble' was code for 'sexy tiem'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)
# The one I remember is
"Mowing the lawn".
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# not really that great though,
unless it's a sunday afternoon, no one will notice you're not outside mowing the lawn and that the lawn is shorter the following day
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# You are Tim Bisley AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# you should try naked australian rules scrabble
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# do you get points for not spelling the words correctly?
/afl weird scoring joke
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)
# I've seen people... BRAVE MEN... break down in tears... it's the consonants, man...
man...

Every night I wake up screaming... the looming beige squares coming to seal my fate...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Babble
would be a better game,,ya know just makin up your own words
(Sherbs, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Yes and no.
It wouldn't be a Rocksteady production without some f**king terrible design decisions.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# As long as it's got a better ending than Asylum I'll be happy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
# That was slightly disappointing
especially how easy the final Joker fight was. A sociopathic genius and all he could manage was to do the same thing over and over.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Moggy's Golden Bum?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Dogeyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)
# :D
*Adjusts Stupid Hat*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I wish Moggy was more like Ding. I didn't have the pleasure of seeing some of his madness, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# i wish moggy wasn't so rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)
# ^This
For an assumed Japanese schoolgirl, she is frighteningly dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Hide From The DA Mentals?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# She back?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Ha ha!
She never left.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I've just been perusing her back catalogue,
what the hell is the deal there?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Goodness knows
I think she's here to stay though. These are strange days indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I get random messages from her.
Very hard trying to decypher what she's asking....if she's asking anything at all.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Have a look down the board a few hours, there's a fair bit of wibble down there.
As you say, it's hard to know what's being said.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# How DARE I?!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
# GROW UP JOLLYJACK
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# :D You never know your luck.
/talk seem keen on spiriting her away to join them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
We're gonna clone her.
Think about it, An ARMY of her.

Moggys sah, faasaaaaands of 'em!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I'm equally as puzzled by the abuse she gets in return, mind you.
Her stuff is pretty weird I'll grant you, but nothing offensive from what I can see, though I haven't been following the story.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# There was some pretty umpleasant imagery attributed to Mogg.
I'm just fascinated to find out if it's a real Japanese person or an elaborate troll. Some of the posts still make me wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Well, it takes a lot to get banned from DA
moguragunsou.deviantart.com/
A. Lot.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# You didn't see what Michael Ellis found then
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# I just did,
they're all 404 now though.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Asking for your soul... or if you can accept a package with her ear in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# The reason you can't see her is because she's RIGHT BEHIND YOU
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# *screams*
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/0d2ba503c5487a5f8adb/mogquilt.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I hope nothing sexy is about to happen
I really do =(
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# If it does, well...
We will be able to prove that a picture can successfully sterilize a human.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)
# There is no hope.


(Face by Smallbrainfield)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
# There she is!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Tekken?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Is it Ghostbusters 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Hide the sausage?
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Can someone please explain this to me
b3ta.com/calendar/event/23854
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
# it's a sex party
the messageboards are just a front for what is just, essentially a massive swinging society. wanna fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# The Game?

ps: you just lost it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# AARGH
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
#
*big LOL's*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I was considering getting this
but with BF3 coming out tomorrow, I'd do better investing in something with a longer lifespan.

EDIT: It comes out in the US tomorrow, us Brits have to wait till the 28th. Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# like a puppy
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Well there's nothing in the fridge so...
...I mean, umm...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Soggy Biscuit: The World Warrior?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I followed Jeccius' link and downloaded the entire GTA series off Steam for a fiver.
Consequently spent the entire weekend playing Vice City. I thought that game was forever lost to me after my PS2 died, but now it lives on.

*plugs in headphones*
*listens to Jan hammer*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Glad to be of service
Plus I've just finished Dead Island, so it will be GTA4 and Vice City all the way for me until something else turns up :)

EDIT Ohhhhh yeaaaahhhh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Never really got into 4...
Will do VC and San Andreas, then check out Liberty City Stories I reckon.

Got to fit Skyrim in around all that so should see me well into the Spring!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Skyrim and Arkham City at some point
The thing with Arkham City is that once you've found everything that's pretty much it, would have to look at renting it for a week instead of buying.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# What does your Steam link refer to up there?
Blocked at work :o/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)
# It's the splash screen for Vice City when you exit the game
"GREETINGS FROM VICE CITY", took a screengrab :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Vice City and San Andreas are the best two by far.
Vice City is the most fun story and music-wise, San Andreas probably trumps it in terms of sheer size and the amount of stuff to do. Still haven't played IV mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:29, archived)
# if i may
i didn't like gta4. i found it too repetative. red dead redemption was very good however, especially if you play it in co op.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Vice City for me by a long chalk.
I do like San Andreas - even the much-derided weapon levelling aspect (bit of an RPG head at heart). I think at times the scale of SA works against it, where you can spend literally hours driving around in pursuit of a mission, and then die stupidly just before completing it and have to go through the whole rigmarole again.

GTAIV irritated me immensely I have to say. Just got too clever by half and the gameplay really suffered as a consequence.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)
# I'm not a big fan of the Zero Punctuation rant-a-thons
but in GTAIV's case it summed up the game perfectly for me
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Mine was sat at work on Friday
whilst I was at home full of ill. So unfair.

Got my grubby mitts on it today though. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# MAGNET PI?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
#
? SS
(PR1CKBOT IS ONLINE, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Hide the sausage?
Fruit Jenga?
Hello! What's in that hole?
Fish football?
Water sports?
Truant?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# the mouth organ...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# BTW you were buried in soil...
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# If this isn't the most threatening thing I have ever heard...
Chill the fuck out, seriously.

EDIT: You don't mind if I use that sentence as lyrics if I ever make a band?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
#
I just returned to him.
It's like a courtesy.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I do find it ironic how you're trying to tell him to grow up
When you're the one trying to stalk him through weird and frankly perverted drawings. Give up. Now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Despite Just kidding....D:
Why does everybody make noise? When everybody made fun of me, anyone enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# I know what this means.
I liked the carrots detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# :D
Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# That may be the single most sinister thing you've ever said.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Already Done.
@_@
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# What are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# I'm batman
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I don't know!! DX
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Are you me?
You sound like a jerk, etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Oh for peat's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# you really had to dig for that one
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# We don't need a hole thread of this do we?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I'm sure we could shovel in a few more
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# You're all trowelling on the puns
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Ahhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# You really are full of fail aren't you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Not half!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)
# This is her old DA account; she has another.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Not for long with any luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# You know what?
A Japanese friend of my partner revealed that this kind of 'art' is available in vending machines along with 'dirty schoolgirl's knickers'. So I therefore suggest it is not as 'innocent' as made out. I'm going to make good use of the 'ignore' button now for only the 2nd time since I signed up. Goodbye weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Quite
Getting banned from DA is quite an achievement in itself
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# ?????????
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# tsuri
荒らし
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Right. I'll try and be civil here, as there is a tiny chance that you are genuine, and NOT a 47-year-old trucker called Dave ... not that I believe it for one moment:
Please stop posting dubious images of kids with underwear showing, child-age animals with underwear showing, nuns being spunked over by tentacle cocks etc etc.

Seriously. It isn't funny, and would be pretty difficult to explain away to my boss should he catch a glimpse of it on my screen. It's one thing to have employees visiting puerile humour sites, and another to have them viewing underage hentai bukkake in their lunch break. If for some reason you really feel the need to keep posting that shit, at least link to it instead and mark it NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# You do understand she wouldn't catch a word of this, right?
She'll probably see it as "YES, I do think your weird borderline-nonce pictures are brilliant! Post them all over the place so I can show my co-workers!"

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Maybe I should send that message through babelfish
Seems to be what she's using to make the weird engrish phrases
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# I got the following...
"Yes, I'm your borderline strange - I think the image of the nonce are impressive! Please post me around so my colleagues can see!"

Fucking LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# She is adult. aren't loli.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)
# how can you say she's an adult? it's an illustration, a depiction. she has no birth date.
your pics contain a lot of children in compromising positions, people don't like it and you have been told this repeatedly.
i find you and your ignorance very tiresome and your art very dull. take it back to da where other perv's can appreciate it.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Wait.
You say they have no birth date, then you say they're children.
I have mixed feelings about all of this but there's a lot of daily mail-style reactionary nonsense in a lot of these responses.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:16, archived)
# ^ this
there seems to be a hatred bandwagon, although she is strangely able to take criticism on the chin more easily since she came back
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# As was said the other day
if it wasn't portraying itself as a 'aww, bless her naivety' foreign girl I wonder how tolerant people would be then to the borderline-noncery
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I don`t think it`s that bad, or interesting
but I relish the flounce potential
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# my point is that moggy claiming they're adults is neither here nor there
when someone complains that they do not wish to see kiddies being fiddled they don't want to see it. mogg saying they're adults makes no difference
my op was badly written, i had meant to say characters resembling children, or some sort.
i'm not sure what the daily mail responses you are refering to, but i wanted clear up my thoughts on this particular issue
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# IIRC
The law applies to images that look like they are of someone under age.
And the ones I've seen on here look like kids.
(Wize, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
#
banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/art/HappyBirthday-to-me-227843738
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)
# how do you not see how crazy you seem?
or offensive?

If I drew a picture of you buried up to your neck with someone shouting "grow up" would you think that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# it's in retaliation,
not that that's a good excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# it's retaliation to his daring to comment back at her stalking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# retaliation to this
www.b3ta.com/board/10557344
I gather.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# which was in response to the pictures she draws of him
you can't draw dubious pictures of someone and then be offended when they do them in return
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:29, archived)
# two wrongs don't make a right,
three wrongs certainly don't. Is it going to keep going round and round?

I saw she did a couple of you, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# but was what JJ did wrong?
or was it just b3ta fun and games?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I fear this sort of thing doesn't come across very well in translation.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# so the whole of b3ta should change
in case one person doesn't quite get it?

If people don't like the puerile humour and nonsense talk they probably should leave, because most people come here for such silliness.
*edit - this is going on too long and the people getting het up won't be reading it so I should shut up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# if this is how the whole of b3ta gets worked up
when one person doesn't get it, then maybe you're onto something there.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
# If Moggy is having a laugh then she's fitting in quite well
but the obsession with JJ IS a bit creepy (or the joke is lost in translation)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# but she'd be so much better if it wasn't for this
b3ta.com/board/10581141
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:07, archived)
# She's not a schoolgirl.
She has admitted she's in her twenties.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)
# I had a chat with her and she mentioned school.
I think.

It's like trying to read whilst pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# it was the frighteningly dull that i was alluding to
out of curiosity, was it a gaz correspondence where she mentioned her age?
edit - shit, i meant ot reply to smallbrainfield
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Oh right. Yes she is. XD
And she said on /board that she was at least 20, yet I gazzed her a while ago, and I THINK she mentioned something about school. As I said, trying to decipher any of her Pigeon English is near impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
# In a post last week,
I jokingly asked her why she wasn't in bed as surely it would be school in the morning.

The time difference made it about half past midnight in Japan. She replied she wasn't in school and was in her 20's.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# In a gaz, she said she was in school. :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# She might be a teacher
drawing pics of what she looks at every day
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Fucking hell, the education system in Japan must be WEIRD.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Aaaaaaand it's Nutter Hour again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Not only is that hypnotic
But i now feel like I have done something wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# haha so true
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha! Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)
# :D in that mode, my card
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# i've said it before and i'll say it again
draw freebase or fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:38, archived)
# "You want to know something funny?...
Even after everything you've done, I would have saved you."
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Turtles in Time?
I've been playing Heretic on the Doom-Legacy emulator on psp, outstanding :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)
# with your balls?
ona yiff pile?

i bet you've been using your parka as a makeshift batcape.

this needs to be drawn now!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Leisure Suit Magnet : Magnet Cum Laude?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Hitman Blood money
ning all have I missed anything
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Mortal Wombat's been banned and Moggy's throwing her toys out of the pram.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# I have popcorn
and a comfy chair. Box on, B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# I'm meant to be at a lecture at 4.
I hope it doesn't kick off while I'm gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# I thought mortal wombat was already banned
TO THE BUNKER
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I think he had another account, or something.
I don't know, I only really caught the aftermath of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# He's now on his seventeenth account
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Can't they just IP ban?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)
# all he would need to do is restart his router and the isp will issue a fresh ip
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Grr...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] This just in...
Nato deny any rumours of Gaddafi forces building a "Nuclear equipped walking tank"


...Sorry.

De-ris: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Gear_(series)
(Chowder I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# what computer game is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
#
added a De-Ris for you.
(Chowder I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I don't know much about that,
it did look like a computer game though, the graphics are getting very good these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Who else read "wanking" tank?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# i read "talking wank"
the speverend rooner is with me today
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# You read the Daily Mail?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# it doesn't say wanking tank?
*re reads*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)
#
Adding the de-ris I ended up typing "Meat gear"
(Chowder I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Sorry Mu, I read the Guardian. I'm sure that 'wanking tank' is very good too though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# *raises hand*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Muamar? MUAMAR? MUUUUAAAMMMMMAAAARRRR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
# The ever-living
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Mr Nosey
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:25, archived)
# that is fantastically drawn
good stuff sir! Plus I read My Nosey to my son yesterday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# I love this!
NOSER!!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)
# this is wonderfully silly
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha! These are getting better
And they were pretty good to begin with :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# This is all very lovely

woo yay the smallbrainfield!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Whoa.
Best one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# I love
the way you draw.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
# that's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I hear bed squeaks.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha, have a woo and a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I love all of these :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# haha
fantastaclick
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Beautiful
Seriously!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)

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