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It's late and I'm tired, so sorry if this isn't funny.

(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:01, archived)

poking fun at Gronkpan is a recipe for disaster

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:02, archived)

:) = kind of funny

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:08, archived)

u r soo gonna to get b&

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:10, archived)

I've been trying to for 5 years now.

I think Rob is just lazy.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:13, archived)

I'm banning everyone for this.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:12, archived)

delete everything first though

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:13, archived)

it's not like you're vimod or anything

jeeez

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arrangedletters, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:14, archived)

Um...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:14, archived)

ha ha

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:25, archived)

...mU

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arrangedletters, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 4:08, archived)

Careful

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 6:05, archived)

u fuckhole

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:15, archived)

Beware of cheap imitations

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:16, archived)

(Fly Projector, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 5:24, archived)

bah

spooncrime

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:18, archived)

i was late last time too :(

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:25, archived)

phantom pregnancy?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:26, archived)

no.

i wouldnt mind that tho, it cant hurt giving birth to a ghost?

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:30, archived)

isn't that just farting?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:53, archived)

queefing

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:13, archived)

There you go with your facination with Moon Girl's vagina again.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:18, archived)

There's a word you don't hear every day.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:36, archived)

i knew there was a word

but i had to google it

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:46, archived)

Is that David Cameron in the hoody, or am I going crazy?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:27, archived)

it does look a bit like him,

but you might be going mad too, im not sure

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:32, archived)

By a stretch then the other guy can sort of look like clegg.

This image is powerful satire about the state of the economy isn't it?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:33, archived)

ok who deleted?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:41, archived)

i can only assume it was a mod

clearly the thread needed more hitler and 9/11
seriously though wtf?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:55, archived)

I don't know,

I'm afraid to go to bed now, in case this whole episode gives me nightmares.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:13, archived)

All those moments lost in time... like tears in the rain. Time to die.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:11, archived)

there it goes again

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:12, archived)

Butterfingers.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:13, archived)

Russian joke?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:37, archived)

why in the fuck did my post get deleted?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:49, archived)

It's Mr. Microphone!

"Hey beautiful, I'll be back to pick you up later!"

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:29, archived)

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:16, archived)

Your eyes must have literally bled brain matter researching that

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:19, archived)

O.O -yes

I'll be right here for the next few hours.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:30, archived)

bumpod

bumpod

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:20, archived)

This must be the mass market version of

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boong-Ga_Boong-Ga

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:30, archived)

oh my god! I miss that stuff. I used to love Turkish Taffy when I was a kid

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:35, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:44, archived)

Not acronym related, just bored after watching HP and listening to The Sickness

Anyone know how to grab specific points on a layer and pull them round so I can get the Tshirt design to look like he's actually wearing it? (CS5 v12.0)

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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:53, archived)

Warp tool?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:54, archived)

Outstanding.

cheers for that, didn't even know there was a whole rack of different transformation tools.

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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:02, archived)

transform/warp or puppet warp

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:03, archived)

Warp, smudge and liquify are your friends.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:58, archived)

ooh, what does liquify do?

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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:03, archived)

It's like smudge, but on steroids.

You can use it to swell, pinch, etc. It's quite a lovely tool.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:08, archived)

You would use it to pinch, dirty boy.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:10, archived)

;)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:23, archived)

Mesh warp tool and use a fairly transparent layer

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:03, archived)

can I add more columns to the mesh once its there?

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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:06, archived)

pretty sure you can't

but you could try using puppet warp, where you can increase/decrease mesh density

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:29, archived)

You can in photopaint. Not sure about photoshop

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:38, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - WILFULLY MISINTERPRETED ACRONYMS

This week's challenge is to wilfully misinterpret acronyms: make your mark on the English language by making up new meanings for old ones, or come up with new, fiendishly clever examples. The world will thank you.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)

No comment.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:13, archived)

Blimey, that sounds like brainwork

I may pass on this weeks challenge, as per normal

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:13, archived)

Nah

Little brainwork required.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)

may contain toapwork

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)

Last week's was

'shop a spoon onto something.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:21, archived)

Ha ha...for real.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:42, archived)

That even seems to advanced to me

but I have just indulged in one or two sambuca slammers

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)

Yay a week of Toap - My Sexy Olympics suggestion (note sexy not sex olympics) was ruined by your suggestion of SWF only

*flounces*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)

pervert

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:19, archived)

*perverts*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)

ShockWave Flash?

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:43, archived)

Oops SFW ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:44, archived)

Feminists
Against
Porn

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)

Shit. I've only got accidentally misinterpreted acronyms.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:19, archived)

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:25, archived)

Woo!

I wonder when we're getting a new batch of donation icons anyway.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:27, archived)

I think you should be able to pay to have whatever you like, but you have to pay if you want to change it.

It would SHIT money. Like a sneezing atm or something. Oh that reminds me.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:31, archived)

In terms of getting people to donate, that's not a bad idea.

Saying that, I never really see people change their icons that often.

Also, it looks like it has a little face on the screen like this; '.'

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:33, archived)

I'd make people pay for everything if I ran this site.

Like a comma upgrade where you need to pay a pound to access commas. Or donate money to change a persons signature and if they want it changed back they have to pay. Like something awful, basically.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:37, archived)

paying to change other people's sig's is a brilliant idea!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)

WACC

What
A
Crap
Challenge

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)

I wanted spiders :(

_{The Malaysian Bleching Spider}

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:53, archived)

So did I :( I had a brilliant idea for it too!

It was Spiderman with cock-hands, shooting 'web'.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:58, archived)

do it anyway

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:04, archived)

I will once I have the time :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:33, archived)

Ha ha!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:31, archived)

PETA

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals.

Done :)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:04, archived)

Pointlessly
Extreme
Tofu loving
Arseholes

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Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:17, archived)

do they have to be acronyms, or can we also do common abbreviations?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:47, archived)

TEXT

ON
A
PICTURE

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 9:15, archived)

I made this. Unfortunately it's not very funny

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:09, archived)

actually now that I think about it, the fact that you can see her pants is quite amusing...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:09, archived)

Those wings aren't going to get her far.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)

Which makes me wonder...

Would winged women (angels, etc.) be able to fasten bras at the back, with the wings in the way?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)

Angels are sexless beings made of light, what the fuck would one do with a bra?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)

Make their tits look bigger?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)

Angels don't have tits. They're androgynous.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:21, archived)

She's a fairy, not an angel.

Hence, shaggable.

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:24, archived)

I imagine they have to cut a large hole in the back of all their clothes to stick their wings through.

It must be rather costly, being a fairy/pixie/angel etc.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:28, archived)

Fae tailors would be used to making strapless garments.

Angels just wear whatever their respective diety commands to be.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:31, archived)

All the tailors I've ever met are pretty fae.

That and all the hairdressers...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:33, archived)

Racist.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)

Chevron

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:42, archived)

I seem to recall in the film "Michael" Travolta had a jacket with wing-holes cut out...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:40, archived)

I stand corrected. It was his shirts that had the cutouts...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:54, archived)

Man, you totally killed my chevron.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:57, archived)

You'd already had your fun...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:04, archived)

Fun?

This is SRS BSNS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:09, archived)

Trudat.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:28, archived)

Totally chevroning up the board.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:42, archived)

Just look at this fucking chevron.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:42, archived)

This one isn't wearing a bra.

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)

Have you never seen a front closure bra?

*points* virgin!

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:46, archived)

Bloody good chevron right here.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:44, archived)

god damn it!

:PPPPP

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:44, archived)

maybe they are just for when she's in a flap

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:44, archived)

I'd flap her.

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:46, archived)

As long as there's no Engrish to decipher, it's all good.

And very nice :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)

Ja, das is zer gut...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:24, archived)

Well it's art at least and I can understand it

although I think you may have forgotten to loop the glowing line around the back of her right arm.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)

Dammit. You're right.

Corrected.

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:32, archived)

Nicely done now it makes more sense. Lovely image.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)

I think it helps that there's a pretty girl right slap in the middle of the picture...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:35, archived)

Well I'd be happy if you ever do one with a sexy man at any time ;)

but traditionally most fairies are deemed to be women which must be hard on the fairy race.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)

*gets hard on for fairy race*

sorry

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:43, archived)

She is one sexy fairy.

You can thank shutterstock for the use of their image if you like.

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:45, archived)

yes, that exact thing, you said.

yes.

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:45, archived)

I rather like that

I wish I had faeries at the back of my garden

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:13, archived)

oo, get you, with your old school spelling!

;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:18, archived)

I want to know

what it would be like to do a winged woman from behind. She would make a fine test case!

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)

I would imagine that the wings would keep flapping in your face

and be quite annoying...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)

you made a girl with wings and a glowing string

can't argue with that :)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)

it doesn't transcend language

but that's becasue it's in english.
or something, ask moongirltech

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)

That's not very funny.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:09, archived)

It just doesn't transcend your culture.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:21, archived)

Actually I think she's American, and therefore has no culture...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:22, archived)

a/s/l?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:25, archived)

4:7

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:24, archived)

May I be the same to exclaim loudly

phwoar

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:29, archived)

For some reason she on;y seemed to attract foot fetishists...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:39, archived)

...and 1980's detective TV show fans

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:49, archived)

you rotter!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:39, archived)

Your surgery looks great, Matlock

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:48, archived)

Going all PedroHin on us now!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:54, archived)

no, that rotter stole my work!!

b3ta.com/board/10617860

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:59, archived)

What a fucking low-life!

I'll crouch behind him and you push him over.
Then we'll laugh at him.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 2:12, archived)

Today's firtune. (Banjo-Kazooie Jamjars comic)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:18, archived)

Lost in Translation

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:22, archived)

It is accurate. D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:24, archived)

Not in English

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:26, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

No.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:31, archived)

hahaha

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:25, archived)

this is

some elaborate troll account, right ?

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spiny - things are looking up, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:29, archived)

I'm not troll.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:30, archived)

apparently not.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:30, archived)

I wish it was that way it would in at least make it less puzzling and just plain weird.

I wouldn't even attempt to try my hand at Japanese humour because I know I would fail, so what the hell is this?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:34, archived)

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:38, archived)

Whooooosh!!! the sound of that one going right over my head

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:41, archived)

Need to stop looking at pictures of beds...

Trying to do an all-nighter, trying to get most of my uni work done tonight.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:46, archived)

At least alt-text the joke or something.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:48, archived)

I was hoping Moggy would explain it...

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:51, archived)

We simply don't get any sense out her at the best of times.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:56, archived)

~~elaborate~~ tedious

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:41, archived)

he kissed the butterfly

it'll no doubt turn into a hot princess

and they'll have all kinds of generic adventures

but meanwhile the universe becomes imbalanced and she was secretly here to learn about love in order to prevent the imbalance and has to return to heaven

And after a tearful farewell he decides to go on a worldwide trek to find the way to heaven so he can be reunited

Obviously the full story will be way more incomprehensible

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:37, archived)

I see

another ideas.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:42, archived)

I may have ripped off about 3 series at once there :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:42, archived)

Did you use Disney Mad-libs to come up with that one? ;)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)

no I used my mental instrument

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:57, archived)

The vuvuzela?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:58, archived)

There's only one way to use a vuvuzela

GOD, I HAVE GOT to get my scanner installed.. damn it

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:01, archived)

Hahaha! Your digital stuff works just fine, if this is anything to go by.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)

that was scanned

the power of INK!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)

It was? Oh, I thought it was digital.

That's a pretty good scanner you've got there, I must say.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)

I think this one was done on a cheapo lexmark which died

photoshop is what does the magic

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)

Ahh, I thought you'd done nothing to it XD My scanned stuff ends up looking a little hokey, even after PS treatment.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:18, archived)

scan in greyscale or colour and convert to greyscale if needed

though I can't imagine a mono/grey scanner these days unless it's some specialist thing

never use b/w | 1bit whatever :) for ink/pencil lest it look like something on macpaint in 1984 done while on crack

scan as high res as you can, then play with levels to decide what is black and what is white, you might need to jiggle the contrast around a little, and also be a bit careful when selecting areas so that it doesn't go ass as any edges will have gradients on them, things might be a bit more complicated for colour images but I only really draw in pencil and rarely ink, though I've not done anything in ages

Then when it's finalised shrink it to the needed size and all shall be yay

So even when your original is smudged to shit with pencil, and fingerprints and lard it'll still come out clean

Some experts may say I'm talking shit but it works for me, so fuck experts, in the face, with a stick, a knobbly stick with knobbles on it.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:37, archived)

Most of my scans are about 1000px wide, 72 dpi (which I know is just for printing, but whatevs).

Thanks for the tips, I'll be sure to take heed next time I've got shit to scan, which, if I can get all of this book project done tonight, will be very soon :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:01, archived)

photoshop makes everyone look like they know what they are doing

I wonder how many folks would be completely fucked without it :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:04, archived)

Oh fuck off

I'm bored with this bollocks now

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:37, archived)

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds this complete bollocks

it's all very Emperor's New Clothes with people pretending they know what's she's on about, I haven't a clue and I just wish she would stop posting here.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:46, archived)

fuck sake...

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:49, archived)

Stick around for a few days*

and I predict you will be ranting along with the best of 'em

*You are allowed to sleep though

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:02, archived)

doubt it....I've seen enough

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)

Look, the mole thing is reading his horoscope, which predicts someone will kiss him, and doesn't seem to like that idea.

He thinks that someone is the fruity frog thing in a hat and runs away.
Then he gets kissed by a butterfly.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:50, archived)

I think normal post.
Others have a more strange. ):

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:53, archived)

MAKE MORE SENSE

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)

LITTLE SHINKANSEN?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)

You have that on autocomplete

AICMFP :)

I find these threads very amusing cos of the replies.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)

get the straps

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)

Hahaha you fecking loon

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:09, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:48, archived)

hahahahahaha seriously? hahahahahaha well then that explains it all.

So Japanese humour is based upon somekind of homophobic fear of being kissed by a gay frog as predicted by supersition in the form a magazine horoscope prediction, right. There's me thinking it was complete bollocks.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)

they are quite superstitious, I think,

a lot of people take horoscopes quite seriously. They also have the weird thing with the blood types.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:56, archived)

my blood type is red, that makes it strawberry flavoured or something, right?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:02, archived)

Thank GOD.

Now my brain will stop hurting so much

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:55, archived)

did everybody else really not understand that much?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:57, archived)

I actually understood it... just didn't find it funny.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:59, archived)

I think I was probably trying to read too much into it :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:00, archived)

erm... yeah..I understood it, is as much a joke as most every other 3 pane comic

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)

I couldn't make a lick of sense of it

until it was explained it sort of makes some sense but it really isn't obvious.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)

-_-

Do you mean it?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:51, archived)

NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND YOU

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:52, archived)

Fuckin' 'ell!

*dives behind sandbags*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:53, archived)

I AM MASHING MY KEYBOARD WITH RAGE!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)

CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

Here!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdeqvhxu7iI

One of my more recent discoveries.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:57, archived)

I don't get the "noise" thing.

This guy does though: "makes me feel like im floating on an ocean of black oil under a baking sun and a blue sky. desolate, clinging to life on a rusty fishing trawler; alone, I cry to the gods, for it was them who forbade knowledge, and twas they who knew why."

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:59, archived)

Why a fishing trawler? What does he think he's going to catch... Oh shit, it's not a *shudder* metaphor, is it?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:01, archived)

Last time I caught a metaphor, I milked it for all it was worth.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)

I'm 9 minutes into this, I've fucking committed now.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:08, archived)

Yikes o_o

Here, have this instead. And no, it's not noise.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajrtPhUAoKM

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)

I haven't listened to this in fucking years.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:19, archived)

I LOVE this album. All I listened to for ages after buying it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:24, archived)

have you ever "Godspeed! You Black Emperor"ed?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM

whack it up to the full 1080p for the lovely crispy audios :)

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arrangedletters, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:31, archived)

that's pretty much how my typical day starts

then it goes downhill

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)

To be quite honest, I don't understand it much either.

I would go all pretentious and say it's an art form, but to be fair, I've only just been introduced to noise. So far, it is grossly hit-and-miss.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:08, archived)

Why dA people accept to me?

Can you explain? :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)

Deviant art is the cesspool of artistry on the internet, where teenagers and perverts go to gratify each other.

DA IS FULL OF STUPID PEOPLE.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:56, archived)

I don't think so.

dA people are good people. :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)

Now just hang on a minute

Not so long ago you were slagging them off.

Note to self - Stop doing this when you know she won't have a clue wtfyaboa

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)

wtfyaboa?

I didn't know... D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)

wtfyaboa

What
the
fuck
you
are
babbling
on
about

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:17, archived)

But you are more stupid!

Because, You said "I'm not good people":D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:21, archived)

No. I said "We" are not good people.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:22, archived)

Same!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:24, archived)

Sadly he is right, Moggy, B3ta is a rough place.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:26, archived)

I well know! :D

I have making fun of bad people.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)

*deep, calming breath*

"We" is not the same as "I".
I
You
He/She
We
They
You can't even understand what we say, why the fuck are you here?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:28, archived)

"I" is a member of "we,"

so if one says "we are not good", "I am not good" is implied.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:31, archived)

But if you say "I am not good", we is not implied.

I and we are different. I was focusing very much on the "we" aspect.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)

yeah but that's not the way round that it happened.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:35, archived)

I said "we are not good people"

She said that I said "I'm not good people".
This is not what I said. It is partially correct, in that I is included with we. But it is not fully accurate. I'm not good people has different connotations to we're not good people. This is the point I'm stressing.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:40, archived)

Yeah Mu

What she said ^

XD
XD
XD
X-fucking-D

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:24, archived)

Thanks for your explain :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)

We are not dA. We are not good people.

We laugh at you. You are a joke. Crazy japanese person who makes no sense.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)

I'm a good person :(

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)

If you not good person, Don't offend a good people.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:19, archived)

I'll offend who the fuck I like.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)

I don't make sense. D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:31, archived)

No. You don't.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)

Now you're getting it!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 6:03, archived)

uh...no,no,no,no,no.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:28, archived)

Just stick to the cute pictures, I think,

your English is not yet good enough for humour.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:54, archived)

Thanks :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:56, archived)

*head-desk*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:00, archived)

Don't hurt yourself. D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:26, archived)

Ha ha ha! Go get 'em, Mogu!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:34, archived)

Do we get to colour it in?

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:40, archived)

let's!

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:43, archived)

I have no idea wtf you're on about , but I like the drawings

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:50, archived)

'lo Prod!

You're not around much these days.

Do you have a job?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:00, archived)

yes...minimum pay...minimum effort, it's shit.

but I see the cunt position I left behind has been filled

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)

Moggy is a special case.

She's to /board what Ding was to /talk.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)

that makes no sense to me...can I tell you to leave b3ta now?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:15, archived)

That's a dig at me but even you were telling her to fuck off before.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:24, archived)

when?..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:32, archived)

I'm pretty sure you did, but now what you're a fan of hers?

You've told people to fuck off for far far less than she has done.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:48, archived)

away and get a fucking grip...yer head is full of toy cars bumping into each other

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:56, archived)

What the fucking hell are you talking about!

Go talk to your Mum like that but fucking leave me out of it alright!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:01, archived)

i find it a bit harsh telling her to fuck off

Ok, the english doesnt make sense, but the art is ok, not my thing really, similar to JollyJack's and he's a hero for his samey comic.
I dont understand why wobblybloke posts faux-vectors every day, yet i think telling him to fuck off from b3ta would be a bit unfair.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:47, archived)

Wobbly Bloke has never posted links of graphic paedo art either but Moggy has, ask Happy Toast

and the others who had to clean their cache files. I've never told her to fuck off as such but I do wish she would go away or start making more sense.

Ok I'm going to back away from this one because it's getting clear it's easier to hate me than try to understand that none of her stuff makes any sense. She can draw no question about that, but she takes over the entire board everytime she posts and I for one am getting bored with this. So hate me if you want but I least I contribute and continue to contribute humourous stuff.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:52, archived)

I DONT!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:01, archived)

no hatred here at all. im not around much anymore so dont have a full appreciation of the problem

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:06, archived)

Plenty of hatred from Prodigy though

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:07, archived)

hatred?...stop talking mince

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:21, archived)

to be fair she did draw them

but it was michael Ellis (NF) that posted the links.

I'm not sure if that's a justifiable distinction to the point.

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arrangedletters, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:36, archived)

Hmm

I don't know who you mean but I thought we were all cunts.

I hope you can find a better job. At least the pressure is off for now but I hope you can be around here more. It's not the same without you.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)

Thanks XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)

I have no idea what's going on

But you should make a website/blog of this madness.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:53, archived)

She has.

It's called b3ta.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:55, archived)

Every fucking day!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:59, archived)

Hahahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)

I never mad... D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:29, archived)

haha super

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:23, archived)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:38, archived)

Ha ha...I love this!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:03, archived)

XD yeah!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 5:43, archived)

I always like these, whether I "get" them or not.

It's amazing that none of these folks can find the Ignore button, isn't it. This results in a phenomena where you make one post and they sort of troll themselves for an hour with it.

I also see no harm in posting in Japanese, but then I'm accustomed to seeing things I don't understand as a result of an interest in Martial Arts, foreign films and a real fondness for the Asian grocery stores I can find around here.

Carry on as you were.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:45, archived)

Spoon felt very insignificant ...

Click for bigger (273 kb)

playing only a bit part in an otherwise overly complicated musical rebus.

(wingalls Optimizing now for our Arcaibh b3tan brethren, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:12, archived)

Catnipp's pictures are getting really obscure these days

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:14, archived)

hahahhahah

thank fuck I read this before I was drinking the pepsi

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:48, archived)

Spoons get all the pussy.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:27, archived)

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:48, archived)

dibbydoobydubbydoo

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)

what is it?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)

an anal fissure

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:50, archived)

is that like a deep sea fisher?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:53, archived)

...but that's not important right now.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:05, archived)

a boomerang that'll cut through anything it seems

shangri la

quite a decent series

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:50, archived)

a bummerang

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)

A high-tech hanglider for small mammals.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)

When the police put the dismembered body back together, they found that they had several extra parts left over: three fingers, an ear, and a tongue.

All of which were once attached to JJ.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)

I forgot to credit him

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:55, archived)

Bonus points if you can name the film without googling

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:59, archived)

EKTACHROME 100D SUPER 8MM?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:06, archived)

WINNAR!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:07, archived)

Ali and Cyrano(AnimalCrossing humanize comic)

Click for bigger (167 kb)

I should delete it if they don't understand a meaning!
:D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:04, archived)

Sorry to say it, but that doesn't translate well, it's pretty much gibberish

In fact its so bad its made me think its deliberate

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)

Hmm

Should I what to do? ):

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)

"Should I what" doesn't really mean anything in English

あなたのコミックの対話は意味をなさない

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)

I fixed

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:12, archived)

almost

"What should I do?" is the phrase you were after.
All I can suggest is find a better translator.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)

you should work for Rosetta Stone

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:18, archived)

I did, but had to quit because she couldn't keep her hands off me, the filthy minx

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:20, archived)

What specifically can I do?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)

all your text disappeared so I added my own

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:27, archived)

no explanation of why she turns into the blind engineer form star trek though

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:29, archived)

we all "do the Geordi" every now and then

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)

this makes perfect sense. i can accept this

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:04, archived)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:30, archived)

WTH

Does not hold a conversation!
O:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:30, archived)

And yet

It makes a sort of sense.

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:32, archived)

no, it is two separate thought patterns

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)

MAKE THIS A COMPO

Translate Moggy's comics.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)

Ooohhh

Nice one, especially since the compo ideas seem shit this week.

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)

I don't know what's going on, so I added further mystery, angst and confusion

Also I only has paint at the moment, stop judging me!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:05, archived)

*judges*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:08, archived)

a rose made of cold thorns holds your heart!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:09, archived)

My mind is in a dark place right now...

Khe Sanh, actually.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:16, archived)

BTW

Charlie's god is who? :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:23, archived)

Well the main religion in Vietnam is Bhuddism, so...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:24, archived)

I see.

I didn't know. :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:34, archived)

hahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:38, archived)

www.engrish.com/2011/11/earl-brown-tea/

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)

I've tried that. Tastes shit.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:12, archived)

Em... hold on let me read it again

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Frogbeat, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)

Bad friends.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:08, archived)

Ehh D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)

Uh...I mean...Good friends.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:12, archived)

edit: Bad edit

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)

MIND BLOWN

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)

like it :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:11, archived)

Your skills are impressive, but I worry that either your meaning is lost in translation, or it makes sense in your head.

In which case your head scares me...

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:08, archived)

Ehhh D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)

I was just saying that I admire your graphics skills, but the words do not make sense.

At other times in other threads you come across as coherent with a good grasp of idiomatic phraseology, yet here there is a distinct flight of ideas bordering on a Schneiderian first rank symptom.

I was initially convinced you were faking being Japanese, but was persuaded by:
www.b3ta.com/board/10618827

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)

nice blue tinge

but it has words

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boff FL OZ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)

Should be listed in here somewhere you mental headwrong.

badwebcomics.wikidot.com/

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)

The fact that this exists puts a smile on my face.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:14, archived)

There truly is some awful shit out there.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:19, archived)

I used to frequent deviantART; I know this all too well... unfortunately.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)

(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)

Good work :)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)

Hahahahahhahah

Glad I wasn't drinking anything when I saw this.

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:19, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:10, archived)

Did you?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:52, archived)

SELL MORE DICK

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)

brain work not right reading

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)

I got good idea!:)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:22, archived)

Okay...

Is this supposed to be read left to right like English or right to left like Japanese?

Either way, I can't make sense of it.

More squirrels with tits, please. At least I can make sense out of them.

"Am with English having trouble please."

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:21, archived)

can you extend the deletion to your account

as i never understand what you're ever on about either

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)

Awwwwww

I appreciate the comedy that follows one of Moggy's postings.

At her expense, of course.

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)

Hahaha!!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:27, archived)

do not delete threads!

no forgiveness for delete threads

the delete button is for evil test only

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:51, archived)

Image challenge vote - here at last

This week's vote has arrived.

And here it is, look, in all it's succinct glory:

Edit: At 00.06am, Acronyms are the winner.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)

Very much spiders.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)

Spiders - horrible evil bastards, but lots of scope
Sex olympics - SFW? i dbout that...
Leo - eghhh
Acronyms - lots of cryptic RIS

I reluctantly vote spiders.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)

Everyone should vote spiders

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boris the spider, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)

not if theyve got cat heads on though

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)

EVEN IF THEY'VE GOT CAT HEADS ON THEM

don't you like boris? :( i know he's a bit seamy but he's only little, and he's really friendly.

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boris the spider, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)

Leonardo is most likely decend into the Mona Lisa every other post.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)

or that man blueprint thing with extra cocks.

vetruvian man or summat. I'd rather call it 'that man blueprint thing' than embarrass myself with bad spelling

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)

ace :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:17, archived)

i'd commit suicide

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)

TJ: just used www.deliveryquotecompare.com to check a delivery price on ebay for a PC

a courier has quoted £680 to deliver said PC from Dundee to Swindon.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)

Good price. I wouldn't go to dundee for less than a grand.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)

cheap at half the pice!

no.. wait

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)

bloody pices!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)

Yeah, i agree - that compo would be pretty good.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)

damn straight

illustrate the most expensive method for delivering a PC from Dundee to Swindon

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)

Keep it SFW? Em... forget that one then!

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Frogbeat, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)

I'm voting for PHOTOSHOP FRASER ON THE MOON

and spiders

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rob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)

Ziggy Fraser and the Spiders from the Moon

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)

Actually the point about arachnophobes is a good one

Rob, any chance of bullying your coding monkeys into implementing an "Ignore challenge entries" button so that people can avoid all the spiders that the rest of us will fill the board with?

Note: I have no idea how difficult this would be but I reluctantly imagine it would take an extortionate amount of time and won't be done.

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boris the spider, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)

Get rid of /talk

and replace it with a /challenge board.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)

i don't know how many people would go there

i like the challenges being on the main board. i'd just like to ignore them every once in a while, and since it looks like "spiders" are about to be chosen i strongly suspect people who go all squeamish about spiders would very much agree

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boris the spider, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:26, archived)

as in year of the sex olympics?

edit: and ackronyms always a source of swears

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)

Hmm

Spiders : Not good for the arachnophobes around here.
Sex : Meh.
Leo : Mona Lisa reposts galore if we're not careful.
Acronyms : Only if there's a ban on TOAP.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)

Yes if it's spiders I shall have to ignore b3ta for a week

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)

Sister needs to grow a pair.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:35, archived)

*finger*

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:35, archived)

Man the fuck up.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:37, archived)

*toe*

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:14, archived)

SPIDERS! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:31, archived)

what?

how about social workers in everyday situations? think of the great work they do....

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boff FL OZ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)

your all mean and im leaving 5-EVA

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)

IVA

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)

Inseminating Vixen Assholes.

Wow... that was filthy, even for me.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)

Yet entirely fitting.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)

Hey, I guess I'm qualified for this week's compo, should it be acronyms!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)

This :D

(herman:D, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:14, archived)

voting acronyms

anything but another one word challenge...

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:22, archived)

Hmmm... Massive late run of votes for acronyms. I smell a rat...

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)

I had to vote for spiders

because I want to see all the big girl's blouses get the screaming heebie jeebies everytime one is posted.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:29, archived)

Infinikitty

Look out for the exact moment where he sees the (infinite) prawn treats

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Sheep!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:53, archived)

Stop it

just fucking stop it you're doing my head in. Please just stop it now!

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)

Who shat in your shandy?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:59, archived)

MAKE THEM STOP!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)

i've had her

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:58, archived)

I liked you better when you were a human :-(

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:59, archived)

Haha

I'm on medication, so should be better soon. No one takes you seriously when you look like a cat*

*although no one ever took me seriously anyway

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Sheep!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)

that's a mighty fine looking cat :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)

That's rather special.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)

I for one welcome our new green eyed overlords!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)

*Bolts all doors and windows*

*and chimneys*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)

I watched that for far too long!

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Frogbeat, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)

did all the cats come in?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)

"here pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy" superbly done...*click*

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)

Very nice WYH, sir.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)

Much woo.

You talented bastard!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)

ahhh cart d'or

isnt that an ice cream?

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boff FL OZ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)

I made a teleport for Smudge

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)

woo

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)

Yay, that's great!

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Sheep!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)

Haha:D

(herman:D, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:21, archived)

hahahahaha, excellent

But there was a flea in the first pod!

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Q4nobody, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:00, archived)

Superb!

Lovely pussy ;) *click*

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:16, archived)

WOOYAY :D

can't draw cats:D

(herman:D, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:20, archived)

cat cat cat cat cat

self sufficient cat cat cat

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:37, archived)

and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went and they went

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:47, archived)

Nice oblique cat reference

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)

I can't look away!

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:35, archived)

All we like Sheep!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 1:59, archived)

The attack has begun!

Great as always Wooly one!

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Q4nobody, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)

I will NEVER get anything done.

(Rubbermaddox, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)

Infinite prawn treats?

(Cyril the Squirrel is not a real squirrel, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:46, archived)

I think I see where they're getting in...

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mozza, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:04, archived)

Agent Smith...

I've found a glitch in the Matrix

(Kitcar memeless in a meme filled world, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:12, archived)

and again and again and again again

thats a whole lotta pussy

(dbstpballerina Finally ready. YALDY, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 14:30, archived)

company cutbacks mean I'm redundant yet again, so I made myself a card.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:39, archived)

Hurraaaaaaaait a minute.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:43, archived)

Ah won' have any mercy, even in the ring!

EDIT: shit, dude. sorry to hear it.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:44, archived)

any chance of reshoots this weekend Mr fancypants?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:47, archived)

I'm in.

Will speak to the tribe and see what they're up to.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:50, archived)

I'll try and get a rough version done and to you by Saturday

at the very least so people can remember what they were wearing :D
If Pye can't do it you can always Bear up ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:52, archived)

I took a shedload of snaps to remind me what everyone was wearing, so continuity won't be a problem.

I'll e-mail them to the guilty parties, and tell 'em to dress accordingly.
Sunday's best for me - you?

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:58, archived)

ah of course, you're the best mother fucking location man and continuity expert in the business

Sunday would be tops if the weather is matching (which it suggests it is at the moment)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)

Safe as fuck!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:10, archived)

When will the bleeding stop. Worst economy ever!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:48, archived)

I only give it 2 stars.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:50, archived)

The earth should make a huge neon sign, readable from space..."FAIL"

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:52, archived)

redundant?

I thought you were freelance?

Not getting much luck, are you?

Popcap games in Tokyo are looking for artists (i think), if you fancy working in the land of the rising fun

PS - hurry up and get another frontpage. Preferably one that doesnt involve bums, cocks, shit or piss. I had to adblock your spoon pic, because it kept making me feel queasy every time i visited this bloody site. I had to un-adblock your images to see this post, and now your horrid spoon insertion image is back on the front page :-/

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)

hahahaha

I felt just as uncomfortable when I saw it there
The redundancy was my one bit of regular, contracted income.
I've got a freelance gig for the next couple of weeks but at the moment Christmas onward looks pretty shitty. ho hum.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)

in the land of the rising moggy

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)

Sorry to hear that Toast.

Hope things get better.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)

Don't be so hard on your self

weinar boy! Hope you find something soon.

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:59, archived)

me too :(

Did you design the Doctor Who soft toys that are available in Tesco? I can't find a pic, but there is the Tardis, a Cyberman a red dalek and a blue dalek - all about 5/6 inches tall

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:00, archived)

He did, and I have a Tardis to prove it.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)

the cyberman looked very Toasty

down to his stubby feet and little pink cybercock

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)

My other half saw them before I did and said "Did Chris do these?"

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)

I love that woman, not as much as you do obviously, but tell her she's lovely for thinking and saying that.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)

\o/

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:27, archived)

big one or keyring?

I got the keyring one, couldn't resist, its awesome :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:10, archived)

Keyring.

One squeeze, and I was sold.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)

yeah, they're bloody ace, not quite how I drew them but a lot of fun.

shame I don't get royalties, I hear they are doing blooming well

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:10, archived)

top work!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:12, archived)

Yay, nice pic

Shame about those job-taking shits. They're shits

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Sheep!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)

But hey, cool picture! =]

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Frogbeat, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)

more play :)

but less pay :(

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)

punch them in the bastard

then bastard them with it!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)

If I ever win the euromillions ultra-mega-billions lottery,

I'll hire you. Not sure what as, though.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:17, archived)

I'll do dirty stuff right now for a few quid

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:54, archived)

Your recent stuff is epic, dude.

Srs bsns.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:55, archived)

Where can I buy these fucking Serious Beans keep fucking hearing about?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:02, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)

Represent

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:00, archived)

please send me some of your drugs

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:05, archived)

You now, if you convert this to MP3 and reverse it, it's Moggy reciting the speeches of General Pinochet in a Scottish accent.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:09, archived)

where's that topmost background image from?

it looks familiar, somehow.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:14, archived)

teh interwebs

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:16, archived)

I guessed that much.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:17, archived)

I think Wobbly posted a link to it...and I snatched it.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:28, archived)

Dunno, but the one in the green and yellowy dress looks like one of the puppets from The Dark Crystal.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:20, archived)

It is a robotic woman in Japan.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)

That's what I said.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)

You like her.

You like the robot woman.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:37, archived)

I'm sorry atomic, Moggy is in another castle

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:19, archived)

She's right there...v

(she's everywhere)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:26, archived)

they got new ideas?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:22, archived)

That's nice dear.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)

For the recycling of the same idea: I got tired.

Whenever there is what it is, "Moggy is comedyaccount of JollyJack". Speaking frankly, it is gloomy. I wanted that they think new thinking.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:33, archived)

No...everything is joke...o.k.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:36, archived)

If it...

頭悪いんじゃねーの? D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:39, archived)

"The poor dear I'll head?" D:

I need a translate for the translate.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:44, archived)

Babelfish gives me

"The head it is bad, don't you think? it is"

I'm still not sure what it means, but it's a bit more comprehensible than yours.

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boris the spider, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)

I get

"Hey I'll head for poor"

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)

Maybe it's a clever pun and all three translations are valid?

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boris the spider, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:53, archived)

O.k., I'll go with that.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)

I dunno, "The poor dear I'll head" has a certain psychopathic charm about it

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boris the spider, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)

It hurt my brain a little.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)

maybe "it does my head in"

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)

I was imagining it was something about

how it shows a lack of thought, or imagination, or something like that. I like the idea of headbutting old dears though.

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boris the spider, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)

that makes sense

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)

...

It will be decided that such. I think better.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)

The head is good.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)

hey Moggy,

I was wondering what you would think of this

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)

bit strange Japanese.

that is not exact japanese.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)

what is it pronounced funny, or strange grammar?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)

Hmmm

Normal Japanese don't say
"パン作って下さい"

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:20, archived)

it was supposed to be

パン作ったことある?

Speech synthesis still not ideal perhaps...

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:24, archived)

It need Japanese sense.

一応ある。でもそれは一般的ではない。
日本人はご飯を炊きます。

Cheers! :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)

ありがとう。おやすみなさい。

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)

Sooo...can you clarify...

That was a piece of audio Japanese that Moggy translated and so she can't be a 40 year old obese truck driver from Wigan after all...?

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:38, archived)

yeah pretty much,

I think there was some kind of technical hitch as well though, not sure.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)

*stifles yawn*

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)

Umm......................Yes(?)

edit: Star Wars

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:27, archived)

the last line cracked me up

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:29, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)

SHE COMES

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:04, archived)

Are we nearly at Christmas yet?

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:52, archived)

TomTom breasts.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:54, archived)

Reverse Goatse.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:14, archived)

Good call.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)

René "Crocodile" Magritte

so quick and dirty, and probly bindun

(schrumpfen, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)

I don't know why but the combination of your user name and this pic made me do a massive lol

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)

Hope you'll clean it up yourself

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)

Good stuff.

*thumbs up*

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)

haha!

seamy but funneh!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)

hehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)

formidable

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)

Magnifique!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:07, archived)

I see you've played pipey spoony before!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:16, archived)

'A Pipe' - the thinking mans spoon.

Also: It's a bit bloody cold for dog walking, I just got back and my knackers appear to have gone into hybernation!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:37, archived)

J'aime cette image

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:46, archived)

Lovely.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:00, archived)

Haha!

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MartinH, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:06, archived)

There's always one...

(Testicles just for you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)

Nice PNG

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)

nearly 400K of portable goodness!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)

BOOM HEADSHOT

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)

I'M RELOADIN' MA!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:32, archived)

fixed

I forgot to change the extention...
my apologies.

(Testicles just for you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)

I'm not personally worried, but it's something to say isn't it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)

IT'S STILL OVER THE LIMIT FFS

Christ must I do EVERYTHING around here???

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)

Thank fuck for my 50 MB cable broadband connection.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)

how is Sir pronouncing his username?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:33, archived)

Like it is spelled of course.

I wanted da5id when I first signed onto yahoo but it was taken, as was da6d, so I put the first letter of my surname on it for my email about 15 years ago

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)

da-six-d-g

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)

Oh Hai Dasixdaga!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)

^ yes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:40, archived)

Hmm... might have to change it.

Is it required that I have a massive flounce first?

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)

only if you've been through the pre-flounce checklist

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)

I don't know. You lot are never satisfied. It's either "too brown" or "I don't like the font"...

*flounces*

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)

RAPID-O-FLOUNCE

I like it. Marvelous technique.

A+++++++++++++++++ Will taunt again!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)

Needs more of something...

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)

www.pown.it/?uid=109

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:45, archived)

Hahaha!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:47, archived)

AHAHAHA!

Whato Proj!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)

whoto!..jeeves

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)

love that!

alright Prodge - you called anyone a cunt today?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)

no..you cunt! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:51, archived)

RESULT!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)

Ah, the gr-ass-y knoll.

Also, why is the guy on the right catching a cricket ball?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)

grassy knob?

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:32, archived)

glassy knob?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:33, archived)

grassy troll?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:35, archived)

I couldn't quite see if it was grassy or not.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)

mine has weeds

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:35, archived)

You're fuckin' up the rotation, puff puff give!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)

err

that's not a spliff

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)

But it has a big red glowing end?!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:40, archived)

as you were

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)

Hello again... Mr. President...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:33, archived)

haha

Wayne Rooney?

(Testicles just for you, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)

Lee Harvey Gnopwald.

Yeah, my first EVER gnop picture, and it shows.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)

'gnops'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:38, archived)

Yes,

please refer to the mictionary

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 3:11, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)

Nicely done, man.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:47, archived)

^ click

Is this another Da Vinci cover-up? a la Dan Brown

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)

I like that

Have a click

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)

All fixed now!

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:50, archived)

Wahey! You've turned them into mummified chavs!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:52, archived)

No silly. It's the de-chavification police!

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:09, archived)

Barbecue sauce spray

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:53, archived)

Mmmm what a great idea

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)

hahaha WOTSITS!

click

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:55, archived)

Hahaha

he's quite the artist!

Im getting 2 girls 1 cup flashbacks though... *bokes*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)

The more I hear about the happier I am that I never saw it

although it's been explain in some detail in all the replies about it.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:12, archived)

I've only seen it once, and I was quite drunk, so most of it's been blocked out of my memory.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)

it really is one of the worst 'shock' videos ive seen

Church of fudge and other such things arent as bad, because they dont lure you in with eroticism and nice ladies before making you think twice about looking at a lady's bottom in a nice way ever again.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)

I'm happy to say I've never seen it either - the music cracks me up though

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)

i dont remember it

just screams...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:33, archived)

^This. From what I remember, it was AWFUL. Definitely the worst out of the lot.

And I've seen a Japanese lady with an octopus up her arse.

I squid you not.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)

I've heard you're a sucker for those videos

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)

I'm far too shellfish to share them, though.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:38, archived)

was the woman in the video being mollusc-ted?

(sorry - that was shit)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)

She was certainly floundering

...aaaaaaand we've crossed over into fish territory

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)

The trick to punning is to not be so koi about it. :D

(and yes we have)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)

Hahaha

One of my mates is obsessed with tentacles / girl interaction. He would probably love that.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:33, archived)

~~mates~~ personalities

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)

I think it was simply titled 'Squid Girl' or 'Squid Woman'.

A friend in college was going through ALL of the shock sites he could find one day.

I saw things that would make Ed Gein say "Nah, that's too far, mate."

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)

One of my mate used to date a porn star who did scat movies

When questioned, she revealed the existence of "porn poo", a mixture of chocolate and oatmeal

I can watch it as many times as I like knowing that

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:56, archived)

yes take that Davina

and your Hitler youth spawn

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)

yes, that's them alright

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:23, archived)

Fuck yes that's who it is. Davina the fascist cunt!

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:04, archived)

Did this actually happen?

Why didn't anyone stop him?

(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)

Because they're all ethnics and don't know what's normal

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)

Oh. I see...

I don't remember seeing you here before, are you new?

(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)

Ahhh so it's you

lols

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)

what are you talking about?

(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:26, archived)

Impressive.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)

No more placards! This week's strike accessory of choice is...

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:18, archived)

Nice =]

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Frogbeat, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)

Hello, Van Da Graph.

Welcome to b3ta.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:35, archived)

Everything seems in order here

welcome to b3ta, something something something, you'll never leave

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)

hahahaha

Very good! Glad you dunlurkin :D

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)

Top work, newcomer! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:45, archived)

How do I post another image in this thread?

Can I change to image mode in a reply?
ta very much for nice comments/lack of newbie abuse BTW

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)

Upload the image in the same way as you did up there ^

When it is uploaded, don't post it, copy the code that appears in the Message box and paste it into the body of a reply. Those are the basic instructions :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)

yup

just click on reply and copy/paste the html code in to the message box

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)

What, like this? *cuts and pastes furiously*

Yay! Thanks for help.

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)

haha excellent

ZAP!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:23, archived)

Nice work.

"ta very much for nice comments/lack of newbie abuse BTW"

Welcome to B3TA you cunt.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:24, archived)

Phew! normal service resumed

That's more like it

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)

Welcome Van Da Graph

nice to see you generating some pics!

ahahahaahahahah! ahahahahahahahahahahahah!
hahahahah

ahah

ah

ha

mm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:55, archived)

Shocking response. Absolutely shocking.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)

at least its current

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)

Oh you bright spark.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)

nicely done

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:55, archived)

Welcome - nice start

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:58, archived)

That's some good noobing right there! :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:58, archived)

Time for one more then...

...before I ask for the bill

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:56, archived)

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