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[challenge entry] Not everyone is celebrating

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(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:20, archived)
# pfft!
love the second one.
hm? i'm down here, hello
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# I had him higher up
but he sank under the weight
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# happy crab is happy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Your sea reminds me of the end credits to Mysterious Cities of Gold...
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Best kids show EVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Meh, it weren't no Valley Of The Dinosaurs.
Or Battle Of The Planets.
Or Ulysses 31.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# *clicks*
I loved that.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Happy crab
needs a friend. Hai Happy Crab meet Happy Spider.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Yes!
I love a happy crab
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:42, archived)
# hello happy crabby
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# that's a delight
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:49, archived)
# wip
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# you know if you were satisfying her in bed she wouldn't be so pissed off all the time
maybe she wants more than you can give
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
# This would explain a lot
www.b3ta.com/board/10654595
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:16, archived)
# my porn name is HELLO FRIENDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Mine is Cryin Fatmess.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# I don't want to watch that kind of porn it sounds horrible
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:39, archived)
# It is .
Its mostly just me trying vainly to masturbate (The anti-depressant stop me achieving an erection.) while cramming sandwiches into my fat face.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# maybe try more traditional excercise
just do 5 pushups every day before your shower.

I AM SO GOOD AT COACHING DEPRESSED PEOPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# FIVE?!? I'm not pushing myself like that, and you can't make me do it.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Why does she have a beard?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Oh, most definitely yes!
Perfect expression!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# cheese and wine
value smugness
(Zoidaroid, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Oh yes you've you've trumped my image by a mile :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
# haha!
i hope it was some nice cheese
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Tesco value cheese slices only the best for his restaurant :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)
# magnificent!
ooh, that smugs
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha - nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# WIN!
* Double Win because you have the original image!

** Please post a link to the original - Thank you

*** Clicked, HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:23, archived)
# you mean smug bastard?
www.b3takit.co.uk/images/smugbastard.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Bloody hell!
I have never managed to find this and I don't think I am the only one!
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# google image search found it for me, I just looked for
b3ta smug
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# b3takit is generally very useful...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# ah yes i scoured the internet, found that and supplied b3takit with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 20:36, archived)
# marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
is that a bit of emmenthal?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:41, archived)
# I swear somebody must teach them.....


/shopping rage

edit: haha I seem to have touched a nerve - glad it's not just me :)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# It's a skill learned over decades,
along with stopping abruptly on a busy pavement.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# best place to stop and stare blankly at nothing?
any space you can just about push your triple pushchair into
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Arf
Another thing, the best time to go and pick up your pension from the post office is lunch time, when workers on their lunch breaks are most likely to be there.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# I feel your pain...
but in my experience, it's dumbfuck teenage mums busy texting one of her kid's many dads, using her pram as a battering ram.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# For Londoners this should be in French or Italian
and the class made up of exchange students
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
this is true

also ban people from public places who take one step off escalators then just fooking stop still,

(Zoidaroid, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Such as at the bottom of Camden Town tube station
because it's not as if there's anybody behind you or anything
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)
# yes exaclty Jahled
also

fooking fat families should be made to walk single file in public places

pavement girth gobblers
(Zoidaroid, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I had a curious one on Parkway recently
mum, daughter and dad all walking along holding hands together; all very cute and everything, but along Parkway, which isn't very wide. When I didn't step into the road to let them pass as a happy unit the guy looked at me with disdain. It was really quite odd
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:16, archived)
# tax should be levied
on selfish girth gobblers
(Zoidaroid, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# It's the worst place for "sudden stoppers"
It seems that this post has hit a nerve with a lot of people.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# THIS
I work round there, the amount of clueless tourists.. AAAAAAAAAARGH
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha
It's true. Also, when it's finally their turn at the front of a queue, slow down completely until time has lost any meaning
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Wait until
they tell you the price at the checkout BEFORE trying to locate your purse in a bag the size of Leeds, then pay in exact change no matter how long it takes to find that 2p peice you know was in there last Thursday week. I mean, you have been queueing to buy something for 10 minutes, who knew you'd need money? /RANT
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Don't forget
Wait 15 minutes for the bus to arrive, watch bus arrive, queue to get on, get on and then spend 10 minutes rummaging around in your bag for your bus pass.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Same thing at ticket barriers
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Oh yes
and also when they run into someone they know in a supermarket they must ALWAYS turn their trolley 90 degrees across the aisle for a good, comfortable chat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha
next door is the class on "How to block entire aisles with your shopping trolley"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# I think they teach the same thing to undergraduates.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)
# haha You missed: the platform of a bus right by the doors
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Haha, sort of piss here I think
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)
# c'mon fatty
Chefy Chase
(Zoidaroid, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# ready steady cook would be a lot better if the chefs had to rob the ingredients from tesco beforehand.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# i'd start watching then alright
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Ready Steady Crook?
I'd totally watch that
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# excellent hahaha
changed in respect
(Zoidaroid, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Ha ha!
Brian Turner will not be joining us tonight as he was apprehended trying to fence a chest freezer he ram raided out of Morrisons.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Is that Simon Pegg and Nick Frost chasing him?
This shoplifting must be doing Worrall-Thompson some good, he looks like he's lost some weight. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:34, archived)
# yes
indeed
(Zoidaroid, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Hehe, it's like a snapshot in time
Look at his grinning chops! He loves giving rozzers the runaround...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# and once again, I hear the news first on b3ta!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# ^This!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] He still gets a lifetime's supply of stamps...

my site
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
He has such childlike hands for a man in his sixties.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Duchy Estates hand cream
Only £250 a tub from Harrod's, and it's fully organic!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# No reason ¬

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:15, archived)
# it's amazing what a retinue of footmen to meet your every need will do for your skin
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# haha!
I just wanted my face on the money, just for one day
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# awww his sad little face
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Have a *click* by royal appointment
It'd be good in the original film if, when bedridden Grandpa Joe jumped out of bed in celebration, all the other characters looked at him in disgust and shouted 'You can walk?? You lying BASTARD'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Roy Kinnear!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Hahah, always the bridesmaid...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:34, archived)
# ha ha ha!
great!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:10, archived)
# I for one welcome the glorious King Augstus
*genuflects*
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Aww
Cheer up, Charlie.
(Virulent, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Aw
Sadface Prince Charles has definite meme potential.
(FangedParakeet, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:31, archived)
# paint rlz
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# my porn stage name
justin cyder
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# You do porns on stage?
What theatre?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# the theatre of cummings
see it's way more intellectual that way also I love to see the instant reaction of my audience
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# En-coooore!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:15, archived)
# en-hard-core
speaking of porn i really want to watch some now. fucking work.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Catacomb


I am holing out for when we have a compo about cemeteries:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Woo, a moving stick!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# That's not a moving stick. THIS is a moving stick:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:53, archived)
# As you can no doubt tell,
I made that before I realised the difficulties of making tha caterpillar go up and down.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:53, archived)
# * Brings a tear to Wobblys eye
Your right, that is very moving...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# ewwww! they're not tears
wrong eye fella
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# *watches*
That is a bloody long branch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:02, archived)
# * something, something, long arm of the law, something, something, special branch, something, lols
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# does it...


edit: yes it does :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
#


Very nicely, in fact :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:12, archived)
#


EDIT: Fucksocks, I thought your twigs we in one line?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# just saw this
what do you mean? all my twigs are in one line. unless there's some joke here i'm not getting.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:35, archived)
# nice Caterpillary action there
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# :D
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# RECITE THE POEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:44, archived)
# lmao whut? :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# ^ Whut she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# I don't know really.
Older ones are here.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# haha..I've not seen those :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:53, archived)
# LOOK ON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# NOW WEAR THE HAT, VICTORIA!!!
hahahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# haha I hope she's wearing the shoes as she recites the poem :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# everyone goes out like this
sorry to break it to people like this, I'm drunk and will probably get murdered for giving away the secret

all the best guys
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# *Recites mental health act 1983*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:53, archived)
# you're nuts
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha... You loon!

In other news, I am still singing this in my head. Listen to it and you will never forget forgive.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# One of the benefits of a slow internets is
I had time to click the back button before it started. Clive Dunn - pretending to be an old man to get close to children since 1972.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# ^ This - that is a bit of a purvey video...
* Re-watches
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
HE IS POSTING THE COMIC AND WEARING THE HAT AND THE SHOES
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
More of this sort of thing! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Superb
You can't beat a Frankie Goes to Hollywood poem
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:22, archived)
# hahahaha madness
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:24, archived)
# These are all some of my absolute fav b3tas =)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(Zoidaroid, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:28, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha *clicks like mad*
These are just brilliant - thank you!
I'd been waiting for the next episode, since the dressing up series
More please
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Shooting Stars never stop
even when they reach the top.

Hoo Ha, Hoo Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:58, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY LOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# PEOPLE DIED FOR THIS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Yes
Yes they did
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:25, archived)
# they fought until they died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Quick paste in this image on the monitor ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/10654409
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:25, archived)
# I did try that
but it's not legible at the required resolution :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# (cunt)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# MODS BAN PRODIGY69!!

/gayshift blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)
# I'm only allowed to delete your comments
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# MODS MODS BAN HIM!!!!


wanker!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# WHOAH!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# funny i just watched that one last week
then i read that americunts are gonna REMAKE IT! fuck. stop remaking euro films, usa. imagine the film taking place in the usa. trolls belong to scandinavia.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Hollywood should be able to come up with new ideas and concepts
they are getting lazier all the time they see what is a hit and they plagiarise it and often in the process make a complete mess of it. I love Troll Hunter it's quirky and humorous and in it's original Norwegian with subtitles is probably the best way to view it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Yeah, it's not like there aren't loads of books they couldn't steal the stories from first.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:41, archived)
# while i love David Fincher a lot
i am also pissed off he has to remake The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. i might be a cock for hating too much on the USA but it often seems like MARKETING PEOPLE in the USA believe Americans are the biggest xenophones in the world so instead of showing a foreign movie they just remake it. Often its a SHOT BY SHOT remake. seriously if this was my movie I would be pissed off.

just how I hate Americans importing British Television and doing their remakes cause they can't cope with English/ANY non american stuff or what's the problem?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:02, archived)
# They usually make a pig's ear of it too.
The only one that seems to have survived past a few episodes is The Office.

Oh and Life on Mars USA. The ending of which is proper mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Do they all turn out to be dead together and living in a big cathedral or something?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# No, take the programme title literally and you have the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# .....
.....

wow. seriously?


edit: just read on wikipedia. fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# thanks for that fucking spoiler
i wanted to watch it at some point in time but now i cant be bothered anymore. can i have some mind bleach please to unspoiler myself.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
# You can't risk the internet if you hate spoilers, man!
Seriously, it's not a bad show, but it falls down compared to the original. Harvey Keitel is in it though and he's always worth watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# yeh I've been meaning to find a torrent for yankie version of life on mars
since I've really loved that show but I can see why Americans could be confused by it accent wise.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Uwe Boll's
"Bigfoot Hunter 3D"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Another typical night on b3ta. Seriously excellent film though, the DVD landed on my doormat on Saturday and didn't disappoint
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Is this film in english or is it the foreigns?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Norwegian
though if anything it's better that way given it adds to everything overall. It's shot like a documentary.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# It's fucking superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# No picture
Fuck off troll!

'ning!
I meant to "buy" this filum a while back, is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# oh btw I forgot to say
Norwegian Martin Freeman, anyone?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Should have gone to Lidls

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# hah!
More of a Tesco Value Richard Madeley!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# he was proven innocent those wine bottles did just accidentally fall into his basket
after he gone through checkout - this sort of thing happens all the time. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# judy sneaked them in trying to get her fix.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# She distracted the security by flashing off her saggy boobs
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Nicely missus! *Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# You've made him too tall.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# I was a little worried about that :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Pervy little Hobbit-man that he is.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Gollum wasn't a bad creature he just had some filthy hobbits!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# I love how they've managed to flesh out that trivial story by putting in six photos
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# It's the Daily Mail so I'm surprised they didn't slip in a few photos of illegal immigrants, Gypsies
and a some people stood outside a job centre.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# they have managed to open a comments page though
full of "Angry of Tunbridge Wells" types
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# haha
I was surprised not to see more of this this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Whut?
Needs help? I am sure Her Majesty's Hotels are used to providing the light-of-finger will all due assistance.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)
# He could be the prison chef! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# haha
noice
(Zoidaroid, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:29, archived)
# I bought this film at the weekend



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
# I used to have a flatmate
whose favourite film ever was Caddyshack 2.

We're no longer in contact.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# well done fannybaws!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# *googles 'fannybaws'*
Coo! You live and learn . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Haha
Wonddderful!
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# C];0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:20, archived)
# I prefer the version with lots of techies drawing up plans on computer
CADshack.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# to me to you
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Well, that's just cruel
They're toying with him!
Also: WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Trumpet kittehs are trumping :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Bet that mouse is really brassed off.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# The cats are getting the horn playing with him
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# It later landed on the floor and got stood on
It became A Flat mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:11, archived)
# then they Bugled him up the arse :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Thank you
sorry for late reply fluffy had to go to vets :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Hello. Have a catercolumn.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Nice. Reminds me of:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-kDtgtF9qU
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:15, archived)
# hah! Great, I'd never seen that.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:18, archived)
# This wins everything!
and woo to the image barnesy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:47, archived)
# I really want to see silicon based life
Maybe columns eat balistrades
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Check out Sentenced To Prism by Alan Dean Foster
All about that. Nice book.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# It does look nice. Thankyou.
I have been reading non-fiction for far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:25, archived)
# wunderbar :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
#


Click for bigger (136 kb)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Lovely :)
Is the whale blushing?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)
# its not blushing - its just missing an eye
Some whalers poked it out
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:58, archived)
# it's not missing an eye
it's called perspective
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)
# All pirates that once had a missing eye now just suffer from perspective?
History gets rewritten almost every day. :)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:08, archived)
#


Click for bigger (7 kb)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# haha
reminds me of that simpsons bit where ralph said "The doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:21, archived)
# to be honest it also reminded me of the simpsons
but one of the newer crappier episodes where homer has a friend who builds stuff. no one sees him but homer and bart didn't see him talking to homer in a store because of a sun reflection or shit.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Ah
I havent seen simpsons since i deemed it rubbish (season 12 onwards)

You might like this:
vimeo.com/20428989
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:38, archived)
# season 12 onwards?
they turned crap after season 10 so basically you can say before the millenium they were great and now its just rubbish so now we have more RUBBISH simpsons than good simpsons which makes me really sad. it also makes me sad when all those young folks want to tell me how much the old episodes suck :C
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:55, archived)
# yeah - series 11 and 12 were lacking, but there were still a few decent episodes in them
If i had youn'uns telling me that old simpsons are crap, i'd tell em what for, then tell them to get off my lawn!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# haha i loved this video
its funny how you can ALWAYS tell if something is french. i dont know why but french people (CANADIAN, belgium, france) make wonderful animations. always lovely stuff and from the first second on you can tell if its french. why? how come? i mean sure you might say people have a certain style in FRANCE but its the same if an animation is from the french part of canda. why does language define a style?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:01, archived)
# I know exactly what you mean
i love french illustration and animation. Very distinctive.

Gobelins and Supinfocom are schools that teach most of the folks who do things like that pfffirate thing.
bloody talent factories, i tell thee.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# are those schools both located in france?
maybe they have francophonic classes. i dont know. im still bothered i dont know any french. makes me feel like an idiot. tried it when i was in school but i heavily sucked at it. tried it again at another school and still sucked at it. bought some TAPES (yeh kids these days don't even know what tapes are) to learn french but it was berlitz so it was all in FRENCH and I couldn't figure out what it means. the berlitz way is shit. if french was just spanish.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
# I'd like to see this flash animated with this music:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpIlLqfd_xI

Please arrange kthxbai
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)
# I want to know why he was sitting on a whale with treasure
also is he receiving some kind of oceanic enema
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)
# well you might think that the fountain's origin is coming from the whale
think again
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:07, archived)
# SPLATTER DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Sea Water Enemarrrrr!
Ahoy, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:40, archived)
# pirates FTW
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] She's still alive...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
# newsletter hate mail: harsh but fair
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:39, archived)
# I love Grammatically Challenged hate mail
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Reply and ask him if he's got sand in his vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:43, archived)
# He's got a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Huh...
I didn't know b3ta had a serial killer swearing keyboard game...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Unless you count this
www2.b3ta.com/buffyswear/

In which case, it certainly does.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)
# hahahah what?
Ask him about his 'paedo' friends... and why he has 'paedo' friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
# the icing on the cake is "Jimmy Carr,s"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
# oh man what a game that was!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
# i never completed it or played it much
but i used watch in amazement as my cousin played it, it was pretty lush for it's time.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:18, archived)
# another world?
i got stuck and never completed it :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# One of my earliest, happiest computer game memories
is standing in a computer game shop in Bedford with my dad while this intro played and I watched in youthful slack-jawed amazement at the graphics
Aww... *gets misty-eyed*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:40, archived)
# I finished it
but only with the walkthrough in Sega Power
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# that was one of the greatest megadrive endings ever
I mean if you watch it on youtube it won't be nearly as special but at least watch a playthrough.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)
# that should be Monkey Beer
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
# *is an art student*
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Ah the old "this free service is shit" argument.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Might be a bit long for this week's newsletter subject line
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:56, archived)
# ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Huh
I'm sure I replied to this, and now it's vanished
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Send an abusive email to complain
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
# yeah I've had to mod a few comments out
please no hatespeech
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
# I like the cut of his jib
hope he posts here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
# He likes you Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Hi maiden
Just want you to know that I respect you and if I didn't respect your intelligence then I wouldn't talk to you.

The world would be a shit place if everyone agreed on everything and I hope we can disagree on many more things to come.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:38, archived)
# OI DO YOU MIND, I SENT THAT IN THE STRICTEST CONFIDENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:40, archived)
# NEVER FORGIVE
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)
# hahahahahhaahah
In the future all my correspondence will begin… “Dear Wankers,”

“Dear Wankers, I am truly sorry to hear about the death of your grandmother.”
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:13, archived)
# It's the old pretending he doesn't like you
because he really likes you gambit!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# he is clearly mad
as he makes no sense, one second he's saying that if we aren't wanky art students he's Mr Blacks No.1 fan, then he's admitting that he is his No.1 fan, clearly making us not wanky art students.

he also says he will not pass it on to his paedo friends and then in the next breath is telling us to follow his example and groom molest and fuck kids.

oh, and his grip of the english language is appalling, i expect this we due to the length of time he has spent in borstal as a young man.

and he's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:00, archived)
# rob and ted sitting in a tree k.i.s.s.i.n.g
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:01, archived)
# He wants you, Rob. He wants you soooo badly!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# I don't think we need to worry.
Now can everyone get back to grooming, molesting and fucking kids please. Those nine year olds aren't going to bum themselves. Where's your work ethic, people?
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# "P.S. please renew my subscription, and I have sent money to get a new icon."
"Love and hugs, Mum Ted Bundy."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:14, archived)
# OH HAI LS18!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Thumbsaloft!
So, you always suspected that McCartney was both a c*nt and an a*sehole? Here's proof in the Beatles' album cover that Parlophone didn't want you to see.



Click for bigger (399 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Balls, I went back and compo-ed this...

If the parody law goes through it will mean I wont have to pay for using this cover!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Don't be so bloody daft
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:34, archived)
#
NSFW? Not at all. It's not porn, it's art. Apparently there's a difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:36, archived)
# "About Last Night"
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Owls with harelips
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:34, archived)
# nicely
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)
# I'll just stick this here...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)
#
thats how i got head once. thank you radiohead for this cover.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)
# What?
You mean you showed someone this album cover as a guide on how you wanted them to make you look?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Scotch please...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 9:49, archived)
# you forgot dog eggs
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 9:53, archived)
# haha fabulous :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Coddled?
Is that posh for poached?

Where's my 00's movie alphabet?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Nearly there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Still can't think of an X
Z could be zoolander though if that helps!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# DOH!
x-men

*put's self in stupid corner.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# x.....men?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Yeah, I'm in the stupid corner for that.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:34, archived)
# This is great
clickedy.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Clickety click.
Now I'm hungry. For eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:03, archived)
# uurgh chicken periods
nicely done though
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:12, archived)
# You forgot
Chinese piss eggs.

Morning, all!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Nyomm!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)
# *boke*
As if normal eggs weren't vile enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:17, archived)
# BOILING PISS EGGS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:17, archived)
# did somebody say?
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:51, archived)
# They use more than just boy's piss in the pursiut of true eggy glory
personally I go for the aged horse piss ones (as mentioned below).

not to mention BALUT BALUT BALUT BALUT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:31, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Fucking hell, that's grim
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:35, archived)
# How the hell did they discover/come up with this one??
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:06, archived)
# i first read queefs
and loled
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# I like them buried in horse piss for 2 years
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:29, archived)
# "fertilised" is on there
*applauds*
*clicks*
(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:31, archived)
# You forgot Mongolian blood eggs
Where an egg is inserted into a lady's downstairs area during that most inconvenient of times. Then is gobbled down by the menfolk 7 days later
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)
# That can't be true.. and I am in no way googling it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 10:51, archived)
# They cook them before eating them
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:11, archived)
# I absolutely love these!!
Have a click :)
(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
# one question, two parts
why do creme eggs take nine months to do whatever it is they do in nine months?
what is it that they do in nine months?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:19, archived)
# The gestation period for a creme is nine months
After nine months is up a beautiful baby creme is born

Although the chart does say "Ready in 9 months? NO - creme egg
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:23, archived)
# ah, yes!
i appear to have, yet again, revealed myself to be a cerebrally challenged monkey fister
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# splendid
but needs more balut.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# *googles*
*sicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:10, archived)
# with a kiss
failing that, ostrich
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:39, archived)

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