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#
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# hahah clippety clop
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
# what's going up that horse's arse?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:42, archived)
# the whole platoon
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Nuclear horses arse.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# it looks like a particularly pudgy digit is about to perforate his equine starfish
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# wtf?
and why am I so aroused?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)
# ah hahaha
A classic
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Nice arse-matching algorithm!
:D
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Well thats my
nocturnal fumblings sorted for tonight
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:23, archived)
# I know for a fact that there's an uncensored version of this somewhere.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# it's clearly only a horse after all..surely it's not too offensive?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Hahaha! Great!

(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 16:02, archived)
# I'm now
harrowed
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 16:06, archived)
# chortles galore :D
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 16:22, archived)
# that's put me right off rumballs
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:34, archived)
# ahahahaha
splurged over screen
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:38, archived)
# why hello camila
why the long face?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# in other news...
where's the fucking newsletter?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Like that Kidman film about her homeland....
Arse Trailer
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:35, archived)
# sorry about the size....
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# haha
Simple, effective and HUGE
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# I can tell
Don't apologise if you don't mean it.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# no wonder part of your username is Dad
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Dude
I am no closer to parenthood than a post-menopausal lesbian.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# You just described my mother.
No. Really.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# haha yes
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# she doesn't look too bothered by it
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# she has that look
"no, no, no... ...well alright then, but not in my hair".
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# silly girl! it's good for split ends!
it is, isn't it?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# to which he replies
"I wouldn't think of it, we're in a nice restaurant"
/Andrew Dice Clay
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# haven't these motorcarists ever heard of Freud?
woo though
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# DON'T THEY HAVE MAGENTA ON YOUR PLANET?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# they replaced it
with pixels :( nanoo
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Shuzbut!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
# we get thrown into jail if we don't pixelate enough
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# that's fucking good
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Excellent!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Have you considered posting it as an uncompressed AVI?
feel free to swap it for this 400k version www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/excited_small.gif
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:35, archived)
# HD gifs are the future
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# animated PNG *drools*
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# It's good
but not really worth 0.004% of my monthly bandwidth allowance
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# top spluffage!
WOO!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:37, archived)
# I like it
It's also hard to optimise because I tried :S (scaling and booting out even numbered frames got it to 1mb, but that's still huge).
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:37, archived)
# crop, resize, frame and colour reduction
30 seconds later its 400k
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# best I got was 788k
But I'm using gimp. :(

Now down to 593k...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# got it down to 25% of the original now
to help all those peasants on limited bandwidths
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# 10% would fit the site requirements even better
www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/excited_small.gif
(maximum 400k for animated gifs, 100k for still images)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# haha!
Pointlessly wanking away money for the enjoyment of twats. Quite a good metaphor for the sport of formula 1 itself.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Not all formula 1 fans are twats
some of them are sad wankers

be fair
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Much like that soccerball i hear
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# they are mostly twats
but at least they dont smear themselves with foie gras at the end of every match
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:50, archived)
# soccerists just smother themselves with the nearest loose clunge
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# It's only pixelated....
If you're watching it on the BBC

Sky subscribers get to watch pixel free
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Cor, this looks good
Can't wait for it to finish loading
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# hahah
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha
this is fucking superb
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# thanks a lot for posting this
: C
also woo. i've to admit i think she behaves like this with actual spunk
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
instant classic

*cleek*
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:52, archived)
# is that yours?
because it's been kicking about on reddit for ages

www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/oduep/formula1_fap/
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 16:04, archived)
# BUSTED!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry] warp speed
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Haha! Excellent!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha! This bandwagon has legs! And fetlocks.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
#
You are not Fek'lhr!
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Haha!
Top 'shop
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
# i like it because i knew what it would be from the title
and then it was better than i thought it would be.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
and come on then: who is he - Looks like Simon Evans to me

edit: I have reported all our suggestions to the police
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Evan Davis
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# David Dickinson
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Dickie Davis
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# bob carolgees
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Susie Lamplugh
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Carol Smiley
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Smiley's People
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Penelope Keith
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Keith Baron
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Baron von Affenkirchen
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Kirk Douglas

Baron Monkey Church??
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# pan's people
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:39, archived)
# i love worfhorse hearses me
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# proper officeLoL
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# hahahaha
Wonderfully loly
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:19, archived)
# haha nice
Horse Whore
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# why the long face, mr. worf?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Nicely done!

Woo
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# i'd like to drop that cunt into a wishing well
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha
It'd be his last chance at making any money I reckon
:D
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# he could sell his blood to medical science
as a cure for talent
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# after shagging him maybe
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:34, archived)
# I hear he's hung like a donkey
:)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# From a Spanish belltower?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# awww :(
i was hoping for a horse
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# all i get from him is the cold fish vibe
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
FP this now !!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
That's spang-a-rific.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Pfffft!
Hahahahaha!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Forgive my shit 'Shopping, but allow me to introduce the London Olympic mascots
Pentonville and Scrubs.

(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# I was scarily close with my design back in 2008 :D
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Yours has more character.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# too grey
this offends me.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# I don't care much for that font either
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
# haha
Salt n Pepa!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:16, archived)
# ooh bayby baybee
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# b-bayby baybee
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# get up on this
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# CAN'T YOU HEAR THE MUSIC PUMPING HARD LIKE I WISH YOU COULD?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] oldie
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# !
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
#
hahahahaha!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# lacist
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# she don't like it up her
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# awwwww that's a sweet thing
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Well
that's rather nice :)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# That's very sweet.
Looks like it needs a cock on it, though.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# ... I saw a daffodil
and I pissed all over the bastard!!

Lovely stuff sir!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# It's what clouds do
:D
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Dirty little so & so's
:)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# ha ha ha That poem was frought with troubles...

(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Very educational.
I didn't know that Wordsworth was anthophobic :)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:16, archived)
# :D
He was an all...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# beautiully drawn daffs
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Ta muchly
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# it got lonely in those trenches
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Okay, I saw a trailer for this the other day. Seriously? Warhorse? Is this a real thing that's really coming to cinemas near me soon?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# YES
it has camillia parker bowles in it.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Should I keep my eyes peeled for a sex scene?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# I mean. Should I peel my eyes in anticipation of a sex scene?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# I just thought of a new film for you Spielberg:
Boatdog. It's about a dog that's on a boat. In one scene he jumps from one boat to another boat. It's very dramatic.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# yes, its based on a play which by all accounts was infinitely better
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# and play was based on a book
by one M. Malpurgo
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# I imagine that it relies on the viewer/reader actually giving a fuck about horses
which, frankly, I don't
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:21, archived)
# glad to see Sarah Jessica Parker back on the big screen
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:22, archived)
# i went to see the lion king at the cinema the other day with my daughter
and i'd forgotten that Matthew Broderick was the voice of Simba
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# i am really bad a recognizing voices -- except for particularly distinct ones
one of my favorite modern CG movies is Bolt. I still can't tell that it's John Travolta as the dog
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# i love bolt.
but then i love most animated kids films.

yogi bear was rubbish, furry vengance was dire, 90mins i will never get back.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:36, archived)
# never heard of Furry Vengeance. *checks imdb*
wow, I don't hold a lot of credence to ratings, but when IMDB shows a 3.2, i might tend to believe that it means something :)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Furry Vengence:
A grown man dressed as a cat gets upset when a derogatory comment gets posted on his blog. He proceeds to eat heavily and attempt to remove all traces of his existence from the internet.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# is he hung like a .... er
wait a minute
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Went to the premier the other day
what a load of shit
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:51, archived)
# giggling away here
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:58, archived)
# och hello ya wee sassenach bawbags
howaboot yee all get teh fook da noo

(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
that's some work there
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# will ye no hov a wee swally afore ya go
no ! och away an bail ya heed






jocks! gotta luv em :)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# yes
I did a wee Visit Scotland parody (ooh how topical) with Rab ages ago: Nesbitt Scotland
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:45, archived)
# fack it !
hahahaha
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# geet teh fook out ma countri
WOO!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# haha!
A walking advert for Scottish cuisine
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# brilliant!
I'm having that.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Helpmaboab!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:47, archived)
# hahahaha brilliant
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# haha
the 'shopping is better than the accent...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:20, archived)
# jings
crivens :)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Whit a stramash!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:33, archived)
# hahahaha
what a perfect piece....I hope he gets to see it
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies to Fresh Water Mole
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
Best of all the animals!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Your CFB has a decidedly equine smell to it...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:42, archived)
# I've neigh idea what you mean
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# The Isle of Horses is West of Alder Animals...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# hey what are you all talking about here
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Office LOL
although office is already quite a mad place at the moment
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# hehe
Double parody
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# one of the phrases that came up at my Spanish evening class on Wednesday
was "I like horses", I struggled to explain to the missus why I sniggered.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:10, archived)
# los mejores de todos los animales!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# si!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:57, archived)
# haha
Jeremy the SeamHorse!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:17, archived)
# desktop wallpaper show off extravaganza
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:23, archived)
# I've seen more extravagant extravaganzas, but its still nice
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# I've animated that picture before I think :D
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# The one on the left looks like
Titchmarsh.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)
# It's a happy poo.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
#
i've always thought of him as a potatoe but its more of a rebellion where i was forced to have my company's logo as wallpaper. i eventually went like "fuck it" and went for potatoe dude.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Hello k3b/-\b where have you been all my life?
all my life

(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
# I haven't really been anywhere.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
# That's nice
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Why can't I post blank responses anymore?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:39, archived)
# .
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I can't do that anymore
I could yesterday.

What are the secret upload codes?

(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# html paragraph in the text body.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Phew!
I was feeling emasculated
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:42, archived)
# it works.... oh...erm....
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# I like it
not sure why, but I do.

'lo
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# TEEFS + HAT = THAT
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Woo!
same old shit every time

Are they your teefs?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# no
googled 'teeth'
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# It's more fun...
if you Google Teef !
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Brilliant!!!!!
:D
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:14, archived)
# I needed to see a smiley tweet-bird
The grounds of Chutney Towers have lately been visted by some Featherd Raptor that has been picking off little birds, leaving small patches of down and blood. :(
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:14, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Most likely a sparrowhawk
All part of nature's rich tapestry, if you put out a nice buffet for the small birds, you're laying on a delicious smorgasboard for the sparrowhawks.

(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Ha ha!
Did anyone else see the owl doing a sick on BBC Breakfast this morning?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# No, but i thought I saw an owl on the way to work
I also think the bird in Prodge's pic above might be a little owl, but it's hard to tell under the hat!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Ha ha! This is what happens when you lace fat-balls
with MDMA.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:16, archived)
# That and Crows with Glow Sticks
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# That was the best episode of Bill and Ben
ever.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# This was supposed to be q+d
dirty yes, quick no. Stupid work.

(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Ha ha ace I love crows
clever and funny to go with it. (and only birds I have ever seen having "fun" in a dictionary definition of the sense)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Seen this one?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha!
another proper lol
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
# nice nashers those
Gnasher always looked too young to have a Gnipper
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# yaaaay!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:46, archived)
# lovely
would have like moar pipe though
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Ah !
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Mr rattlehead?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# He's got a neck like a pensioners' cock
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Phwoor
I've got a cock like a pensioner's neck
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Complete with
tracheotomy?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)
# "Wrapped in a scarf and smelling faintly of dribble?"
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Oops
I meant I've got my cock down a pensioner's neck

Finished now
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:07, archived)
# You are Wayne Roony AICMFP
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# I WISH!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# O.O
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Gordon is a moron.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# I'm so upset. I'm so upset.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
# hahaha
marvelous
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I doing it right?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Dear Polly.
I love you,
Ttssattsr.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:54, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:54, archived)
# If that song is the one I think it is
I can't stand it for two reasons: It's the dreariest song I've heard in my life, and it also reminds me of failing pretty hard as a boyfriend one summer...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:54, archived)
# I've just heard it far too much. Once or twice, haunting and dreamy,
after saturation airplay on the radio, whiny, droning and derivative. Also, the pathetic hand-clapping over the last chorus makes my fillings itch.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:57, archived)
# exactly this
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# You are wrong.
It's brilliantly schitzophrenic and psychotic - from aww schweet likkle girl to sutry temptress to jilted girlfriend to strong woman and back again in the course of one verse.

And she's really fit. PJ Harvey's minging.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:33, archived)
# is she fit?
I've never seen her
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:39, archived)
# She looks like she's stood on a rake.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:58, archived)
# I have no idea what any of this means
is it something to do with pop music?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:03, archived)
# No, football.
sorry.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:07, archived)
# FOOTPOP!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:07, archived)
# haha hatstand :)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha :D
LANA DEL RAY used BURGER LIPS!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Damn right!
Clicky!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# video games
killed the happiness gene
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Is this suggesting PJ Harvey is good?
Because she's not.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Incorrect.
Guess again.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# She appears
to have given a major blowie to some radio people.
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] seemed funny in my head...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:46, archived)
# tha's reet greet like!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Hardest one yet...


The pedants are going to have a field day!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:34, archived)
# You're telling me, this word-search is impossible.
Nopuz.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:37, archived)
# I'm struggling with Q. Any clues?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:38, archived)
# ^ What she said...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:39, archived)
#
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Haha
And of course M's just going to be...hang on...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Absolutely Brilliant!!!
*Hooooj Click*
I'd have gone for Hugo Drax tho ;)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:38, archived)
# oooh I nearly did, but Holly Goodhead wins for pure innuendo :)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:39, archived)
# For that I doff my cap sir!
:D
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:43, archived)
# i see you've gone for the modern felix.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Yes, it was a tough call as I was more of the old school one, but he is very recognisable...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:40, archived)
# i have the shark attack action figure.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Oh!
I thought that was Hugo drax (clearly paying no attention to the alphabet there!)

(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Bottom row, 2nd in...
Don't leave him alone with your missus... it's John Terry!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# I love these - keep up the good work
* I got eleventeen!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:39, archived)
# who's Y?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Mor_ _ _sey?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Now that has been bugging me all week.
It's the worst one and the bane of my life.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:41, archived)
# I don't know the character's name but did he have
a nasty pen habit? It's probably not the one I'm thinking of.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:45, archived)
# you could have had yaphet kotto and kamal khan for k.
Good work though, gets a click from me.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:46, archived)
# holy shit! I am doing that. Thank you!!!!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Who was Y before you changed it?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:09, archived)
# COME ON WILDY!
we're on tenterhooks here, who was it?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# It was young bond from the recent books, couldnt for the life of me think of another one!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Ah, well it's not
who I thought it was then!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Everyone loves Yusef from Quantum of Solace.
(, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 19:45, archived)
# cheater
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Yakety Drax
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Don't talk back
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
# he is inwinceable!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Is that who it is?
It is Alan Cumming in Goldeneye isn't it? I thought it looked like him, but I looked the character name up and it didn't begin with 'Y'...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Loving this series! I'm struggling with 'I'
It bears a resemblance to Simon Cowell and I can't get round thinking Cowell.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:42, archived)
# hahahah SHE is from On Her Majesty's Secret Service.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:44, archived)
# This should have gone here
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# haha, I keep thinking I've got them
and then realising David Tennant doesn't start with a Y and isn't in Bond movies.

edit/ the image edit now makes my post look ridiculous!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:00, archived)
# hahahaha ^
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Oh yes, that evil caretaker-of-scantily-clad women with allergies
It's an odd film, Moore moves like an arthritic senior citizen and noone involved seems to be able to deliver the cheesier chat lines naturally.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:01, archived)
# *cough* Lazenby *cough*
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Ohhh...which one was I thinking of?
Ahh yes, the daft one with the circus.

This was the one where he gets married and she croaks? That one I liked a lot =)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:42, archived)
# This gets a massive click!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Largo!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# This had me confused
until I realised I was only identifying the characters and not the films. Tyring to make Live and Let Die start with a B was proving fruitless.

edit/ and a poor excuse to wheel this out
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# B is for Black Man
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:55, archived)
# doesnt look anything like honor blackman
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:57, archived)
# racist.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:00, archived)
# right
Acorn Shroud
Bob Carolgees
Craig Revel Horwood
Doldfinger
Elrond
Fred West
Graham Chapman
Holly Thing
Ian Brown
Jaws
Karen Carpenter
Lionel Blair
Moneypenny (Miss)
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Oddbodd Jr
Pump Friction
Q
R
Steve Goldfinger
Tony Thing from Whatsit
Uvula Andress
Viv Richards
Wittle & Warge
X
Yaphet Kotto
Zac Efron
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# All correct!!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# This wins purely for the sheep's eyeball!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Friday test

EDIT: Another added and one changed

Answer
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Ha ha!
Love the filename, haven't got a clue what the image is about though.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Listen here, if I want to cheat, you should let me. Don't give me filename sass.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Clue (anagram) now in filename...
but remember.... you're only cheating yourself :o)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:48, archived)
# 3 bunchs of cunts?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha! That could apply to all 3, but....
It's good, but it's not right
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Tim Vine at the doctors, complaining that when he bends over, he can hear Tom Jones singing out of his arse.
The doctor replies, "It's not unusual."
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:55, archived)
# at least Vine got recognised!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:59, archived)
# I'm strugging if I'm honest.
Vine doctors strip club front bench (of cunts)?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:05, archived)
# I've added another and changed one as it was a bit subjective (same answer though)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# I thought it was Phil Tuffnell!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Ronnie James Dio?
I switched my brain off I think, 'cos I still can't figure it out.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:25, archived)
# yes, Dio
holding?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Some kind of ore and a tape-measure.
I'm fucking stumped, man.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
# ore, Dio, tape
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# *reaches for number five spanging hammer*
I give up, the punnage is too much for my old bones to take.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# answer added to original post
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Aha!
Too clever for me. :)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Dead Dio Rock Tape Vine Doc Macaroon Cunts?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Bagsie I don't try your macaroons
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Carry On. Carry Off.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:42, archived)
# YAK YAK YAK YAK!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:43, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:52, archived)
# YAKs on, YAKs off.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Right in the nunchucks!
Yak yak yak yak!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Just popping in and out again.
Here, have this....




(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)
# *contemplates being absorbed by Dawn French*
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:21, archived)
# ala Society..?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:27, archived)
# You were right Billy, I am a butthead!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Goatsemanpoopingaface.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Grow up, ttsssatsr.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)
# You know you love me.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)
# /I put my hand into my pants.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:51, archived)
# TOASTERCAT
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:12, archived)
# IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME IN AUSTRALIA, KEBAB WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:22, archived)
# MATHS
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Question:
If A equals B, and B is twice C, how come I slept funny last night and my neck hurts? Solve for A.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:34, archived)
# I quite like that film
it's just so fucking twisted :D
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
# The ending 'special move' is quite spectacular.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# you mean eaten?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:35, archived)
# That's rude, keb4b.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:41, archived)
# OM NYOM NYOM
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:08, archived)
# I'm imagining you lapping at Dawn's ladygarden now
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
Tastes of Terry's chocolate orange.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:26, archived)
# I'd need a crow bar to lift her belly.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:27, archived)
# I bet it's warm and cosy and musky.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:29, archived)
# with a few irritating biscuit crumbs scattered around.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Haha, this one I'd missed =))))
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# and a handy ladder to her clunge
if you're into that sort of thing.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha - Out loud office laugh!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Ace logo work Toastie!
*click*
:D
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:24, archived)
# CLOWNCOCK
The stuff of nightmares..
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
# 1 all beef pattie special sauce
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Cockdonalds!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:38, archived)
# I'm lovin' it
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# In a related matter

Time-travelling from 2007....
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:55, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 7:38, archived)
# Haha
but some scary yellow haired McBalls there
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Erm
They're called "McNuggets"
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Haha
Looks like you super-sized him.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Superb stuff!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:41, archived)
# I just want to know
where the hamburglar fits in with this
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 23:44, archived)
# he fits
snugly
(, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Well that'll
teach me to have b3ta as my homepage at work when I brew up google to show a client something. Cunt!

*clicks*
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Soon available on T-shirts
Bet this logo will be sold by T-shirt vendors in Benidorm / Ibiza / etc vendors in no time flat.
(, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Something silly for a Friday morning...

(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:49, archived)
# secsaaayyyyy!!!
:D
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:50, archived)
# super friends!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha
Tony was just as bad

(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:59, archived)
# As was Mandy.......

(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:06, archived)
# *reaches for the mindbleach*
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# ahahahahahahahaha...
...and relax.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ready for anything.
:D

(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Haha
:)
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:54, archived)
# hahahaahha
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Phwoarr!
Or, alternatively - Boak!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:33, archived)
# The new Olympic mascots?
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:37, archived)

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