I'm guessing the ED is energy drink.A tad stuck on the G bit, though.
(
Captain Howdy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:52,
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Welcome to b3ta, Mr. Pickle.Can we call you Dave?
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:49,
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my dads called dave so why not if, it keeps things simple
Filename ftw btw. bbq.
(Filename ftw btw. bbq.
Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever..,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:50,
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We'll stick with Mr. Pickle.It will help to remind me that I occasionally need to eat.
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:54,
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I'm sorry Dave I just don't GED it
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:50,
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it sounds americanit probably has bear arms
(
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:51,
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Generic Energy Drink..
*Hangs head*
(*Hangs head*
Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever..,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:53,
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MEME PROPAGATION INSUFFICIENTwelcome to b3ta, just draw a CDC and everyone will accept you. :)
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:54,
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I love this.:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:58,
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For some reason, I love that...
(
mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:59,
archived)
*frantic gleeful clapping*
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:05,
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when you were making this did you find it tricky to keep the b3ta text in the one place with that awkward moving camera angleor have you got some fancy way of doing it?
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:18,
archived)
Plain old manipulation.Just lined the sign up with an object on the desk in front, so whenever the object moved, I twisted the sign to match it.
Luckily, the desk was remarkably close to the wall, so it matched-up quite nicely.
(Luckily, the desk was remarkably close to the wall, so it matched-up quite nicely.
Captain Howdy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:39,
archived)
I was banking on Gallium Erbium Diode and so, am disappointed.Welcome to B3ta, pull up a 'shop and chair a kitten.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:58,
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Has anyone ever called such a thingsuch an acronym?
(
gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:09,
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Sometimes I really like TuesdaysOn board at the minute: one out, two in. This is a good score.
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:57,
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Nice one Dave, welcome to b3taWould you like one of these?
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:57,
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Already grooming the young 'uns eh mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:58,
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hello there, promising new person,and welcome to b3ta.
(
enceladus,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:23,
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I have no idea what's going on, I feel weak, judged and slightly moist.
edit Fuck, just seen the thread, had to turn the screen resolution upto insane in order to make it legible. The humanity of it all!
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:44,
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Titknees. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:46,
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Now that's what I call brisk. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:52,
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Especially with such pronounced titknees. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:55,
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And don't forget to mention the rectangular fingers there mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:58,
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That's going to hit her square in the cunt mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:02,
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Don't worry, we have suitable aparatus for this scenario
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:09,
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Careful.Some people can be a bit touchy.
Especially with such pronounced squareknuckles.
(Especially with such pronounced squareknuckles.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:01,
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NO PANTS! NO WASH!GET OUT OF LAUNDRETTE!!
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:11,
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Brisk is the best cutwe all know that
( gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:08,
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Shit hair transplant!(no offence, mind)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:27,
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that's actually the name of the special attack I am currently using!
(
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:47,
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There was a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:38,
archived)
For no real reason, have a wobbly headed cow..
mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:39,
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Silly cow.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:45,
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ANIMAL POST RUSH STARTS HERE!!!!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:45,
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:DHere's Hitler's cow...
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:47,
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Very well then, carry on....
mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:05,
archived)
I'd hate youif that wasn't so nifty...
( mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:15,
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:)You sould see my Pylon!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:18,
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PYLON! NOW!
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:22,
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I love that.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:32,
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Thanks..and to you FWM!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 6:17,
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She says "Moo".... what did you expect?
( mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:06,
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Thats a little expensive isn't it? mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:18,
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Don't you read the news?Some guy in an England shirt had a swastika photoshopped to his arm. It just happened so I forgive you.
( gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:38,
archived)
Crikey, I'm so stupid. I saw that just a moment ago. I'm so stupid. I saw that just a moment ago.You've gotta be quick round these parts.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:43,
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Charlie saysOoh, it's a bit chilly this time of year
(
Ghoti Fingers,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:29,
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Charlie says always tell your mummy if you're going into the DMZ.Brilliant.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:30,
archived)
Nicegreat challenge this week. Pretty much every movie one is good.
I hope the next challenge is tepid piss.
(I hope the next challenge is tepid piss.
gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:31,
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My friend has a Vietnamese girlfriendand every time she suggests surfing he trots that one out.
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:33,
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Haha, bet that goes down well.(The comment, not his girlfriend.)
( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:38,
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Are you saying that the Vietnamese can't give good quality oral sex?You fucking racist.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:45,
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Speaking as a Vietnamese woman, I find that offensive.Yours Sincerely,
Dave.
(Dave.
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:49,
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It's more amusing that she falls into it each time. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:51,
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Hahaha *click*He looks so happy... :)
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:01,
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Good evening all
Click for bigger (132 kb)
IT'S A SQUIRREL WITH A CLARINET
This......you lil' genius is bloody superb sir!!!!
*click* :)
(*click* :)
Ninj,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:38,
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Jean Luc Piccolo (it is a kind of trumpet too!)
(
gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:36,
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Also glees. As I am out in the mud, welding. And grumbling. Until now.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:29,
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camron's a dab hand with it.. he's been having lessons! happy you're glad :))
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:32,
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Yay!Squirrels with tits putting on the Ritz
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:15,
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Loon!Wonderful. Huge home lols and poo
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:55,
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ahhhahhh fuck yeahshow us that cat one again
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:09,
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From this angleit kind of looks like a squirrel. With a clarinet.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:20,
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it is a squirrel with a plastic Jupiter clarinetedit: w00
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:21,
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Hooray!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:24,
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Oh yes so it is woo yay :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:26,
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Evening, can he join the band?
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:29,
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I just wanted to know before I decide arbitrarily whether I like this one or not.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:12,
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Erm, yeah! Actually no, not really, but would you like me to be one? Just a bit? You know, for fun and stuff? We'll keep it a secret. No one need know.
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:16,
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Well if you look down we just lost our last one you see.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:18,
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In fairness to MoggyB3ta has been a colossal bunch of cunts to her since day 1. I'm amazed she lasted this long under the barrage of wankery she's had to endure.
( Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:56,
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You wont keep it secret at allWE WONT PICS
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:18,
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we appear to have a vacancy
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:19,
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Can you just change your username to Dave?It'll make things easier all round.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:25,
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Welcome to b3ta, Reg.We'll try not to call you Dave.
Unless you are a Dave, (and actually enjoy it), in which case, we will.
(Unless you are a Dave, (and actually enjoy it), in which case, we will.
Captain Howdy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:13,
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Welcome to b3ta davehope you brought a lubricant
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:14,
archived)
Hahaha!Top stuff.
Welcome to b3ta.
:D
(Welcome to b3ta.
:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:25,
archived)
Nicewell rendered. Like the MacOS face callback. Clicks!
( gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:59,
archived)
This is great. You posted at a bad time
Don't let that stop you.
(Don't let that stop you.
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:18,
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This is not joke.
[email protected]
If you want to contact me, Please use it.
I'll never reply in here.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:48,
archived)
You just don't get it do you?now you do the flounce!!
This will be seen as another attempt at attention seeking. All we have ever wanted from you is to not post your dA debates or who you're going to kill today pictures.
Just settle in and post good pictures and do stuff that makes people laugh or smile. Simples.
(This will be seen as another attempt at attention seeking. All we have ever wanted from you is to not post your dA debates or who you're going to kill today pictures.
Just settle in and post good pictures and do stuff that makes people laugh or smile. Simples.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:51,
archived)
it's not really a flounce a flounce needs rage and anger
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:52,
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I'm quite sad to see you go but I can't blame you for leavingI'm pretty sure I'll have forgotten all this in a week or so anyway
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:51,
archived)
Don't let the doorhit your arse on the way out.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:52,
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I knew this would happen eventually - way to go, b3tans...Im sure some people will be happy at your news, but i enjoyed your art, even though it was a bit mental at times. B3ta can be a cruel mistress if you step out of line, so i dont blame you for leaving. Best of luck with D.A.
Oh well - so much for having a bit of talent from an unusual country on board.
(Oh well - so much for having a bit of talent from an unusual country on board.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:52,
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She was just another attention seeking crazy.She literally pretended to commit self-harm because we didn't love her.
Good fucking riddance.
(Good fucking riddance.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:57,
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She's made of teflon you lot just don't see that she brought this upon herself.She was looking for attention she was happy enough to get it, Happy Toast made her a picture, she took it with pride and now she's not been the hot topic for several minutes and so she's doing the attention seeking flounce. Don't blame the rest of us for this in some holier than thou way, she needs to wake up - we all got trolled by Dutchbird and Baz but so what it was a baptism of fire - overcome, adapt or move on.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:58,
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^ what she saidWay to create an international incident you cnuts
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:58,
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Joking aside I feel like a bit of a knob4RDLI
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:10,
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Yes, good artist.But then Thatcher was a good public speaker. Doesn't mean i want to hear her.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:59,
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He'll be back.And if he isn't, you can follow him on dA - where a screengrab of a b3ta comments page is probably the current hot topic of debate.
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:04,
archived)
F**ckin hellIt's not surprising she/he's had enough, b3tans have been acting like a bunch of school kids over his/her posts... I can't think of a time in the last 6 yrs or so I've been following/posting on this website there's been so much shittyness..
It doesn't put me off though
(It doesn't put me off though
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:57,
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FUCK OFF I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR ENGLISH
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:23,
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theyre making b3ta betterDo what they say
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:36,
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(de-lurks)Your stuff is totally mad and, literally, lost in translation. Best not to leave on a low.......
Good luck
(re-lurks)
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:00,
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Good luck
(re-lurks)
Well, I think it's safe to say that you won't encounter this much rejection and hostility on dA ...
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:01,
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I'm sorry to see you leave...The best thing you could do is stay, just to piss off the people that think they own the internet and it should be theirs to control...
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:03,
archived)
It really isn't like that at allnobody wanted to see her dA flounces posted here, just as we don't appreciate other people who post their 4chan art here. Nobody controls b3ta but it's a community of shared interests and unfortunately in every community there are some unwritten rules otherwise this would be generic_picture_board_No._103363.5a or whatever. She's more than welcome to do what she likes but we are more than within our rights to say fuck off if we don't like it.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:07,
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I completely agree with almost all of thisbut there is sometimes a mob mentality that I'm uncomfortable with.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:01,
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It seemed to methe biggest problem people had was she didn't type pwoper english like what we all type
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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Your subject line shows the kind of culture clash you suffer from. The post page says it often: Jokes are better than technique.& You are incorrect there, some of it did inspire
creation of a number of amusing pics by lots of folks.
(creation of a number of amusing pics by lots of folks.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:04,
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Plus a disturbing outbreak of yiff.It'll take ages to bleach /board clean and get Bourbon back on his leash.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:06,
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Careful, if you shoot off his tail he'll be able to call himself Fantastic Bourbon Fox, and none of us want that.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:11,
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FFS Why did you post thatI see a name change coming
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:13,
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I Guess your close to the character limit for user names then ;)
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:17,
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XD now that is what I was talking about
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:42,
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:-DPlus, we have to neuter all the jack clones
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:10,
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I didn't touch on that, yeah.In all my anti-yiffery I've ended up making a fair number
of very yiff pics. And I've posted my share of JJ fanboying.
That said, try battered haddock. Then leash him while he eats it.
(of very yiff pics. And I've posted my share of JJ fanboying.
That said, try battered haddock. Then leash him while he eats it.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:12,
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a heartrending taleof youthful innocence burned out in the napalm fires, of lives shattered and twisted by the brutal war, of a nation's betrayal of its heroes, of the effort for a hero to ever love, to ever trust, to ever view humanity through the eyes of the purblind, the dragging, cloying mass of protestors and peaceniks and hippies preaching their love for all while teenagers massacre teenagers for a stinking stretch of burned-out jungle
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:22,
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I was looking for Boris T. Spider on Amazon but found fuck-all :(Apart from books about the Who, for some reason.
(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:29,
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Pity :(You can find stuff in my profile if you're really interested, though Amazon force me to horribly overcharge for them.
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:31,
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Ahh, I see~ *bookmarks* I'll keep it in mind :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:34,
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:)Give it about five or six months and I should have enough stories to issue an anthology and that will be a lot more sensibly priced. I'm hoping for twelve stories or so, for about four quid. That's the kind of cost (with a small discount) I wanted for short stories in the first place, but Amazon won't let me sell for less than 99c.
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:39,
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until then you can find a couple for free on smashwordsmore to come when i can be bothered
a) writing them
b) making covers
some days i find i can only do one, others i can only do the other, while most days i can't seem to do either. plan for tomorrow: take a break mid-afternoon and sit in a cafe writing and drinking ludicrously over-priced cups of coffee.
this post is bought to you by boris the spider's personal blog limited
(a) writing them
b) making covers
some days i find i can only do one, others i can only do the other, while most days i can't seem to do either. plan for tomorrow: take a break mid-afternoon and sit in a cafe writing and drinking ludicrously over-priced cups of coffee.
this post is bought to you by boris the spider's personal blog limited
boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:00,
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"Johnny? Johnny! JOHNNY!!""They said we'd get a parade... When I came home I got spat on... Where's my parade, Uncle Sam?"
"Bring up the flame-thrower, they're in the trees! IN THE TREES!"
What do I do for recreation? Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional 'Nam flashback.
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:37,
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"Bring up the flame-thrower, they're in the trees! IN THE TREES!"
What do I do for recreation? Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional 'Nam flashback.
He needs a big sword to go with all that emo shit.[/;-P
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:28,
archived)
*emits black bile from eye-sockets* Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:25,
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I don't really buy the culture arguementThe 'culture' in parts of New Guinea was to cut off your enemies head, shrink it, and keep it on a pole. I am not going to say 'Aw, bless' to that. If Moggy's culture involves drawing pictures of children being raped (and it doesn't, I worked for a Japanese firm for a while) then I'm going to challenge it, not fight to protect it.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:16,
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Speaking of internet forum cultures.Lots of bad things in life get depicted, childrape is not unique there.
However, I think it's a rather limited subject and scenario. Anything
in the mode is best used with a lot of distance in the joke. Just my view. A pea..
(However, I think it's a rather limited subject and scenario. Anything
in the mode is best used with a lot of distance in the joke. Just my view. A pea..
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:38,
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I love your stuffIf you had seen the pics i am refering to, then you will know they are a world apart.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:43,
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Thanks.And yeah, the edge is way back for much of it.
Waste of work in the end, which perhaps I find
sadder than the subject matter.
(Waste of work in the end, which perhaps I find
sadder than the subject matter.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:56,
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what you need to do is gather all these pictures togetherand put them out as a book. i'd buy it. fuck it, i'd buy three copies cos my sisters would enjoy it too. if the pictures you're using are now in the public domain, do it! (if you can't be arsed, send me the pictures together and i'll assemble them into a print-quality pdf for you. this is also a serious offer.)
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:03,
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I'd buy too.Some of my favourites are the ones i don't quite get. I like that.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:09,
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I'd buy the book, calendar or anything else they were collected in.
(
Captain Howdy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:19,
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See this, Tahkcalb?That's three of us so far. Get a goddamned book together, or let me do it for you for the nominal fee of 20% royalties.
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:23,
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There has been some interest over the years. I've sent it around often enough.But it hasn't panned out. I may have to do
DIY/ebook/lulu thing. As a lot of people want
hardcopy of them. Yeah, except for one or two
riffings they all are copyright clear. I will
no doubt spam here if I do get a deal or DIY.
(DIY/ebook/lulu thing. As a lot of people want
hardcopy of them. Yeah, except for one or two
riffings they all are copyright clear. I will
no doubt spam here if I do get a deal or DIY.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:21,
archived)
Hmm, sounds reasonably promisingKeep on tarting them around! And going the Lulu/Amazon CreateSpace route doesn't stop you hawking it to publishers - at least, not from Lulu and Amazon's side; last time I checked the agreements weren't exclusive, and I was careful to check that. Some publishers *are* arsey about something that's been released before, even independently, but I'd expect that could be worked out since in principle it's no difference from a small-press book being bought out by a larger publishers and that's always happened.
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:28,
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You know what, this is a message to everyone on B3ta today
For a puerile board full of puerile jokes, silly GIFs and kittens, a lot of people don't half take everything too seriously which, alas, has all too often included me.
boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:12,
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"... puerile board full of puerile jokes, silly GIFs and kittens"Now if she did any of those things I don't think anybody could have faulted her.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:14,
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she should lighten the fuck up, too(or stop posting her tedious drivel. i've never made any bones about the fact i don't like it very much.)
i vote we appeal to the un for aid here. we need an influx of people making very stupid jokes for a while. by "the un" i mean "/talk".
(i vote we appeal to the un for aid here. we need an influx of people making very stupid jokes for a while. by "the un" i mean "/talk".
boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:16,
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I kind of like her, but I don't like the bodyguard culture that has grown around hershe should certainly lighten up and do a CDC or something but it's the way she has got people around her little finger that's more annoying than everything. Name any other b3ta who has gotten away with pissing the board off on a regular basis and yet still come out of it smell of roses with her own little fan club.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:21,
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WHITE KNIGHTS OF THE INTERNET- ASSEMBLE!THERE IS A POSSIBLE SLUTTY JAPANESE CHICK IN DAAAAAAANGER!
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:24,
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MEExcept I'm not a her, I'm a he, and I've got my own fanclub too. Members include me, and maybe one or two other people too. (Also I've never threatened another board member. Not often, anyway. Though I have posted a badly photoshopped picture of an execution. That didn't go down very well.)
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:25,
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Where the fuck did that second pair of boots come from?
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:17,
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the bloodied corpse of his last victimjust be thankful you can't see its sodomised, rendered colon
(also i cut out a frame)
((also i cut out a frame)
boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:23,
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I'm crying. Look see.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:16,
archived)
farewell :)there will always be wankers; you just gotta accept it and rise above it.
good luck, whatever, wherever :D
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:19,
archived)
good luck, whatever, wherever :D
Just do funny stuff......sometimes the stuff here shocks and offends
but the other 90% is pure genius, fluffeh
and downright hilarious. Don't take owt to heart
just knuckle down and get your 'hummus' on.
Everyone loves a comeback :)
(but the other 90% is pure genius, fluffeh
and downright hilarious. Don't take owt to heart
just knuckle down and get your 'hummus' on.
Everyone loves a comeback :)
Ninj,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:21,
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It'd be nice to see her back in a week or two, doing b3ta-ish things.But hey-ho, let's let nature run its course.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:32,
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maybe she'll take a few outraged people with herthey could follow her journal on deviantart and stuff and discuss jollyjack and cartoon animal porn.
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:04,
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Funny you should say that because I just found this.(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:07,
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JackTheThriller 8 minutes ago
"I stopped posting on b3ta as well, since last week actually. Their humor got stale. :/"
hahahahahahaha
gets attention when joining, gets attention when leaving. fucking suckers. cheers for the laugh btw :)
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:11,
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"I stopped posting on b3ta as well, since last week actually. Their humor got stale. :/"
hahahahahahaha
gets attention when joining, gets attention when leaving. fucking suckers. cheers for the laugh btw :)
Gotta love dA :DWell, not really, it's full of pissy little teenagers.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:20,
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pfff b3taYou utter bunch of khunts.... anyhow, next! This isn't a support group for the precious-things.
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:25,
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stop it with the dramawe don't care.
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:27,
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Rodney you Plonker! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:27,
archived)
what's been happen?what's going on
today I was doing stuff
and other stuff
I pause for a moment
then I see this
Should I return to the stuff? Then come back?
(today I was doing stuff
and other stuff
I pause for a moment
then I see this
Should I return to the stuff? Then come back?
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:31,
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That's special.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:56,
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haha... artbase: camerontermination sequence complete.
( enceladus,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:07,
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You should have drawn some cstandard saloon arsin primary colours, using paint. That would make you a legend.
Edit:Also, I respect the not replying thing. That takes balls.
(Edit:Also, I respect the not replying thing. That takes balls.
gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:57,
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you really are a dreadful old drama queenyou know, Dave...
( enceladus,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:08,
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Ok, one manga-cunt down. Just JollyJack to go. Get 'im b3ta.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:32,
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You spelt it d-i-g-i-t-a-lyou meant p-i-s-s
See ya
(See ya
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:23,
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i'm betting a crispy £5 note that this isn't the last we here from you
(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:39,
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BLEK! YAAAAAAYYYYYY-*runs over to b3tards* NOOOOOOOOOOO!Let's see if I can remember this...
Sorted. :D
(Sorted. :D
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:35,
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Haha, is that He-Man? Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:42,
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He man's secret hobbit love child taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:42,
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IIII HAAAAAVE DA PEEEEEENIIIIIIIIS! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:47,
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*counts pubes* 3 per ball. You are clear to proceed! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:05,
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Gah! don't cross the streams
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:12,
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"OK YOU BASTARD, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN FOR THE COCK!"A truly inspiring issue of Blek.
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:34,
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Thanks to Rattlehead for the idea :)
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:22,
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hahahadidn't she flash her tits in a movie? i think they looked better than this!
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:30,
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she didfucked up on the lossy before posting so not very good detail - soz
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:34,
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BOOBS!Oh hang on...
Oh my.
(Oh my.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:27,
archived)
'mkay
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#ignore
..."Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything"
...you don't get to cherry-pick the parts of the FAQ you like, imo
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:59,
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YepLots of folks seem to come across as bullying cunts to moggy. Nobody deserves to be treated like shite on here. Its not 4chan.
I was expecting that pic to animate with streams of piss coming from above though...
(I was expecting that pic to animate with streams of piss coming from above though...
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:01,
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damnnever thought of that!
( Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:04,
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If it isn't 4chanWhy do we keep seeing zombie nuns and bleeding (sorry, sexually aroused) children with adults with whips drawn by a person who we also know draws child pornography for internet entertainment? (Which Moggy has never denied, just got cross we found out about?).
I think that is a fair question to ask, but do shoot me down.
(I think that is a fair question to ask, but do shoot me down.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:23,
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When you play a hand like thatyou have to fold.
Mind you, I don't want to see any evidence, but hand-drawn child-promoglaphly? Is that the new way of saying 'the Japanese Beano'?
(Mind you, I don't want to see any evidence, but hand-drawn child-promoglaphly? Is that the new way of saying 'the Japanese Beano'?
gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:53,
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There are a few on here that saw itAnd yes, it was hand drawn child rape pictures. Moggy got very cross they were found, but did not deny drawing them. I therefore feel no guilt in his demise.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:00,
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fair enoughThe chap certainly got a lot of people doing the detective bit. On the plus side, seems like a good batch of newbies this week.
( gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:29,
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i think someone who tirelessly pretends to be a japanese girl for 2 months (?) should be bullied to death
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:23,
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てめーいい度胸してんな。
脳みそ引きちぎってやる。
(脳みそ引きちぎってやる。
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:29,
archived)
Look, Moggy, mate, or whatever.If you proved you were the Japanese girl you claim to be, you wouldn't get this shit all the time.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:33,
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That's a tough request, thoughIf (s)he posts a photo, it could be from anywhere. The internet is riddled with photos of Japanese girls, most likely taken without their permission.
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:37,
archived)
*cough*Tineye*cough*How about asking her to take a photo of her with a sign, or a picture we've asked her to hold up, or something?
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:38,
archived)
Holding one of her own arts, perhaps? drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:40,
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Yeah!But like taters says down there, it's a bit dodgy, posting pictures of yourself on here...
Unless she PM'd one to someone, or something. Fuck I dunno!
(Unless she PM'd one to someone, or something. Fuck I dunno!
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:48,
archived)
Nobody should have to prove who they arePosting a photo of yourself on here is asking for trouble.
Does it really matter?
(Does it really matter?
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:38,
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Mm, got a point there.Unless she PMs someone about it...
I guess that's just me; I don't want to believe, I want to know.
(I guess that's just me; I don't want to believe, I want to know.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:41,
archived)
i dont give a rats arse - I dont know the gender of 2/3rds of the people on here. taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:44,
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2/3rds of the people on here don't know their own gender
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:50,
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pfffftMy gender is now cat.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:57,
archived)
I think gender relates to what you put the cat inside or what you put inside the cator if you want to put the cat indie you but you don't have a hole big enough to put it into
Feck now I'm confused
(Feck now I'm confused
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:04,
archived)
schroedingers gender?no wait, I already did that joke this week.
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:53,
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Hi, I'm a hot nubile young 18 year old student from Croyden.Wanna pay me £5p/m to talk to me?
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:02,
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Hush Dave, that frieght wont get to Aberdeen by itself.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:37,
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and then given an award for persistance real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:03,
archived)
Anyone who whips up a shitstorm as quickly as he did back when IS a trollAnd back when was some time ago now. And I did use ignore day two he appeared, it saved a lot of irritation.
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:13,
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Ignore doesn't work. Ignore means your experience is cut down, you miss comments/pictures from other people who you don't wish would fuck off and die.Also, stop being so freaking preachy.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:01,
archived)
Ignore works fine.You just like bitching.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:04,
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Indeed "Clueless Egg Cunt"www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#swear
"While swearing is permitted on the boards, we prefer more creative forms of profanity"
("While swearing is permitted on the boards, we prefer more creative forms of profanity"
Ghoti Fingers,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:04,
archived)
I think its a great usernameI must admit though - that FAQ nugget is quite surprising. Ive heard cunt so many times on here, its lost all meaning.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:08,
archived)
That's just the bit encouraging creative swearing, it goes on to add Portmanteau: twat + cunt = twunt. Can you think of your own?
Animal combos: cock-badger and kitten-flaps have been found to be most effective.
Reversal: by reversing "fuck" and "cock" you can substantially improve your swearing. EG: "Cock off you cocking fucksucker."
Stand out from the crowd and find your own swearing style. Maybe yours will catch on.
(Animal combos: cock-badger and kitten-flaps have been found to be most effective.
Reversal: by reversing "fuck" and "cock" you can substantially improve your swearing. EG: "Cock off you cocking fucksucker."
Stand out from the crowd and find your own swearing style. Maybe yours will catch on.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:16,
archived)
TNUC has been a fave of mine amongst me and a few mates for years now taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:18,
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Twunt can't be any better thant twat, or cunt. It's twat x cunt. SWEAR SQUARED!
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:19,
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maybe you have a point, but am not using it as an insult (except towards myself)
can't resist an Iannucci quote tho
(can't resist an Iannucci quote tho
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:16,
archived)
Yeah you missed out on one small point though.We're all cunts. As you were.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:10,
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Nah, we're all cocks.Not cunts. There are no girls on the internet.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:13,
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The bit when you pulled some slitty eyes, stuck out your front teeth and called her a fucking ningyong nip.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:17,
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I like her inverted racismof saying "YOU NOT JAP!!"
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:20,
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Is "Jap" racist? As in actually derogartoy?I was thinking today at work, we have a group of people from Saudi-Arabia, who we all refer to as the "Saudis". Yet for certain places it's just not done.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:23,
archived)
Not sure, but I'm certain if we started calling her a 'Jap'rather than Japanese it wouldn't be long before the word Racist was being banded about.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:26,
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We don't get riled by being called Brits. It's just odd how some become seen as insults.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:28,
archived)
Speak for yourself, it makes me apoplexicThough "Eng" doesn't sound like much of an insult, thought. "Scot" is just the normal description, "Wel" just sounds daft (which is quite fitting, really), and "Ir" or, even worse, "North" are just rubbish.
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:32,
archived)
'Jap' is classed as a racial slur. It was used by US soldiers during WW2. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:28,
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So were English housewivesbut are *they* racist? (Well, if you read the comments on the Daily Mail website, yes, very. But that's beside the point.)
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:30,
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Not just US troops.The propaganda push of its use was from the nursery to the daily papers.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:40,
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Well that's me crossing Jim Bowen off my Christmas card list then ;-)
haha "Look at who you could have offended!"
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:28,
archived)
I saw bullseye about a week ago, and no word of a lie, Jim Bowen said,"Now when it's the wifes wash day, it's now sit down and have a nosh day"
"with this labour saving automatic washing machine"
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:39,
archived)
"with this labour saving automatic washing machine"
ok DaveAnyone else see this as a bit preachy
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:28,
archived)
it probably is a bitbut we see 'FAQ' all the time when someone posts a large image. few complaints then.
i just thought 4 hours of abuse was getting a bit tedious
(i just thought 4 hours of abuse was getting a bit tedious
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:34,
archived)
I'm one of the few people that likes Moggys picsand I agree that if people don't like moggy just click ignore but some of that Dave stuff is pure gold
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:37,
archived)
I quite like Moggy's stuff tooit's just a shame he/she ruins his/her reputation by posting random trivial bullshit every other time.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:40,
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I'm just having to guessor at least hoping, that you people haven't seen all his pics.
Otherwise you'd want to cunt him in the fuck as much as i do.
Child rape is never 'art', despite what De Sade might have preached.
(Otherwise you'd want to cunt him in the fuck as much as i do.
Child rape is never 'art', despite what De Sade might have preached.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:44,
archived)
Oh no no no, I make an exception with the rapey stuff.Anything relatively normal gets a thumbs up though.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:49,
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not unlike a few other b3ta membersI'm not including yourself in that list
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:45,
archived)
dave-gate was funnybut just taken too far. when you have folks changing their usernames to weigh in with more, the bullying line gets skirted
i like her artwork too
(i like her artwork too
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:48,
archived)
...and she's just left (maybe)i'd feel bullied after all that too
( Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:50,
archived)
Good point. Well made! Came home, spazzed down to see what's been going on... Fuck me, there may not be flouncing, but there's some serious handbaggery going on!Radical point of view: I love the comedy pics / GIFs, the VAGCREAMS are Ok, maybe a bit meh for my taste. Clay's big scrollers are fine when I'm not on 3G mobile; I can ignore them if I am. JPGs scifi dreamscapes are wowsome, Happy Toasts dytopian world view makes me chuckle, and all the other skilled nutters here I like to varying degrees.
And then we have Dave... She/He is a better artist than I can dream of being, but the subject matter just ain't my thing. Point is: so what? I like what I like, click it so I can look through my favourites page, and skim over the rest. I can spaz back a couple of pages, so as long as there isn't repeated threadwaste I don't mind. I suspect she quite likes the attention, but so what? Anyway, just my $0.02 worth
Oh, and what's wrong with being called Dave???
(And then we have Dave... She/He is a better artist than I can dream of being, but the subject matter just ain't my thing. Point is: so what? I like what I like, click it so I can look through my favourites page, and skim over the rest. I can spaz back a couple of pages, so as long as there isn't repeated threadwaste I don't mind. I suspect she quite likes the attention, but so what? Anyway, just my $0.02 worth
Oh, and what's wrong with being called Dave???
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:44,
archived)
Ha! This from the man with the reverse stutter ;)
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:50,
archived)
Oh mocking my disability nowthat's p pretty low
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:53,
archived)
Mocking a disability? On B3ta? Second only to mocking a terrorist tragedy...Never forget 7-11.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:57,
archived)
What happened at the corner shop?
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:59,
archived)
July, last year?Shittest World Cup in living memory?
Vuvu-fucking-zelas?
4 EVA IN ARE HARTZ
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:19,
archived)
Vuvu-fucking-zelas?
4 EVA IN ARE HARTZ
Nicely done mister new person. Welcome!PS - what the fook is going on with moggy? Ive been offline all day, and i sure as hell aint reading all that down there. Why is everyone being an unpleasant dick towards moggy?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:47,
archived)
Because Moggy's tedious and is into yiffery, including child yiffery.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:51,
archived)
Dekionplexis can be racist and has posted images of mickey rooney saying he wants to fuck a spastic child's assholeBut that is part of his charm. No-one on b3ta is perfect. We dont all conform to the same thing. I dont see why everyone is shitting a brick
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:54,
archived)
She's been posting DA screenshots again. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:57,
archived)
She has no fucking idea what's going on, or what this place is about.She uses it as her own personal artboard for her batshit crazy and borderline fucking fetishes.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:58,
archived)
Yep, that's pretty much the size of it.He/she seems to think it's just like DA.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:01,
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she occasionally manages to grasp some smidgen of what b3ta is aboutbut doesnt seem to learn that some stuff (like DA screengrabs or whining about users on other forums) isnt kosher.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:03,
archived)
He plays us the same way he plays his other audiences across the internet, taters.The "I'm just a confused Asian schoolgirl who doesn't know what you're saying" routine is more about other internet users' wish-fulfilment than anything else.
The only aspects of Moggy I believe to be 100% genuine are his nationality and undeniable artistic ability.
(The only aspects of Moggy I believe to be 100% genuine are his nationality and undeniable artistic ability.
Captain Howdy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:40,
archived)
Now THAT is tediousExtra b3talar activities from other forums (especially yiffy ones) are rarely met with intrest here. Not sure why she does that, as everyone obviously dissaproves
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:59,
archived)
But yeah, that's what started the shitstorm today.I personally don't mind some of Moggy's work, but this is just getting beyond a joke now.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:02,
archived)
Her images are also always slightly too big. Proportionally speaking.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:03,
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I'm not arsed about that, really.It's when Moggy starts posting utter garbage, like DA screenshots with nothing in them, that gets on my tits.
They've been told many times before, they don't need to be told again.
(They've been told many times before, they don't need to be told again.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:06,
archived)
She's attention seekingand it wasn't a trolling below, it was people giving her the attention she feeds off. She's completely made of teflon and any insult is wasted on her, but she takes all compliments she can get.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:04,
archived)
Made of teflon, eh?All the better for bukakke! Non-stick!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:07,
archived)
Kadir beneath Mo Moteh. Kiteo, his eyes closedZinda, his face black, his eyes red............
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:03,
archived)
Haha I was wondering when the taters white knight express would come rolling into town :D Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:32,
archived)
Nice! Welcome aboard.It's a TOAT, right? (TOAP on a topiary)
( enceladus,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:55,
archived)
Hooray!Oh wait... what?
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:37,
archived)
Haha, quite nice that!And welcome! :D
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:58,
archived)
"Made it, Ma! Topiary of the world!"Welcome :)
( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:05,
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Not only is this a good compo,its a pretty good Newbie Tuesday
( gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:53,
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For those of you with slow cookers
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:33,
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I love me slow cookerHe cleans the windows too
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:35,
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Is the board loading slowly for everyone, or is my connection playing up? Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:36,
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It's you MuIt's always you. xx
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:37,
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I've got a chilli brewing in my slow cooker as we speak:D riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:38,
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I knowAnd you put black pudding in it (>_<)
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:42,
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Now it smells fantastic but is no way eatable yet:(It sites in the corner taunting me.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:42,
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You can't call them slow anymore, the politically correct term is mong.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:37,
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Christ, I didn't realize.I hope I haven't offended any recently.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:38,
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'ningles everyone and Dave.
I'm sloe sorry for the terrible pun
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:32,
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Oh christ!That is the last strawberry
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:34,
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He knows how to pick 'em. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:39,
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Sushi!Bloody hell - haven't seen you round here for a while. How's things?
( enceladus,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:48,
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ouch!if they don't pay the bills they'll cut off the juice.
( enceladus,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:47,
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Now this I can understand *air guitars*:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:32,
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I'm ashamed to say......this link was already purple
WRYYYYYY!
(WRYYYYYY!
Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:50,
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And STILL he gets up???
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:56,
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Real Ale is for Punksnot old people!
*spits in Uncle Toby's face*
*plays shit song with three chords*
(*spits in Uncle Toby's face*
*plays shit song with three chords*
gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:48,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Misunderstood Dialogue"){kind=small}
Lift with the knees Tom, with the knees.
First time post from a long time lurker (without an account)
Sorry if it is a bit big :/
He isn't gay though, not at all. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:43,
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All Jack needs is a glass of orange juice and a croissant :DAnd it's nowhere near too big.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:28,
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Ha ha ha!Nice work and welcome to b3ta.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:31,
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Welcome new personBy the powers of prediction I think mofaha will post "meh" in about 3 minutes
( Ghoti Fingers,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:31,
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Someone forgot to log out of their comedy account.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:33,
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*whistles*I don't have a comedy account, so there!
( Ghoti Fingers,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:39,
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Hello :)
It's not too big at all, Matron
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:31,
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no truth handler, you h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:53,
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Excellent first postmine was about the titanic, I think I made it look like a shark. TOPICAL
( gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:47,
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or when the roll of tinfoil gets fucked and just unravels all rubbishly
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:33,
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i still don't know who dave isthe DA linked to more of that shitty manga
is dave a b3tan or what
hi dave!
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:45,
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is dave a b3tan or what
hi dave!
People have called Moggy out for being Dave.Dave was having none of it, and then Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave..
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:48,
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Oh god what's happeningI've logged in today only to find a load of people getting all angry :(
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:07,
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Aha, but can you read and write Japanese?Or do people keep that behaviour for their comedy accounts only :3
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:13,
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OMG CAN WE ALL PLEASE JUST RECOGNISE THAT THIS IS A PRODUCT OF OUR GRIEF REGARDING RDLIEVERYONE IS HURTING RIGHT NOW LET'S NOT MAKE IT ANY HARDER
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:24,
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You're FAKE. -_-PLEASE EXACT JAPANESE!!
まともな日本語話してみろ！
(まともな日本語話してみろ！
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:39,
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ドリアン: 偽物登場ですね、モギーさん。ヒーローもののお約束ってとこでしょうか。
私: なんか変な展開になってきたなぁ〜。
(私: なんか変な展開になってきたなぁ〜。
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:43,
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You're not Japanese, surely.everybody here gets labelled a racist if we talk like that!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:47,
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ドリアン: あなたは黙ってて下さい。
私: 日本語知らなかったら黙ってね。
(私: 日本語知らなかったら黙ってね。
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:50,
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Yeah Fuck You too!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:01,
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:DMy favourite movie I might watch that tonight with some booze that will calm me down.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:24,
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I am not Japanesebut I thought I made that obvious
( gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:01,
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This used to be nice placeNow is just like dA. Hope more friends at 4chan.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:43,
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ドリアン: 下手くそなものまねですね〜。
私: 同意見。
(私: 同意見。
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:48,
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hahahahahaFucking hell, what a surreal evening this is turning out to be
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:30,
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"Now is just like dA. Hope more friends at 4chan."Real Moggy never say like this. Pfffft
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:29,
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ドリアン: ああ、ちょっとは賢くなったかな（笑）
私: そうか？（笑）
(私: そうか？（笑）
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:51,
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YOU CAN'T POST NICE COLORED FANART. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:04,
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Difference in the number of posts. Difference in Japanese.ドリアン: まだやるんですか、しつこいですねー。
私: She no Japaneseって She is notの間違いじゃないの?
英語ですら間違ってるよこの人...。大丈夫か?
(私: She no Japaneseって She is notの間違いじゃないの?
英語ですら間違ってるよこの人...。大丈夫か?
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:22,
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Alright Rodney? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:43,
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haha! I was trying to think of one for this line...This is excellent.
*click*
(*click*
enceladus,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:52,
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Yays!! XD
Maria!! Watch out!!! O△O
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:13,
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Did I just hear a contented and full troll burp?
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:14,
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where's your dez now, bitch!?
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:19,
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How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?*BANG*
Job done.
(Job done.
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:15,
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Truly Bi-Polar
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:33,
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who the fuck is she looking at? (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:16,
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The dez?while i'll be jiggered
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:18,
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when he's not fucking starving african children with mandela, he's going for mountain walks in the alps
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:20,
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GoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO, Team!ta la
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:21,
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I'd like to award Moggy the B3ta medal for walking on hot coals
It's an impressive level of perseverance and going along with the Dave thing, when most
people would have flounced off or quite rightly called us childish and sworn.
For all the annoying Deviant Art soap opera stuff (please just stick to the weird pictures) you
have provided us with an exceptionally entertaining afternoon thread. Proper B3tard.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:48,
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I can't stop giggling at that cat's facial expression :D Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:48,
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It is my new picture of what Dave really looks like HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:51,
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"Interpretations of Moggy: What do you think our pseudo-Japanese guest looks like?"Or is that a bit mean?
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:52,
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Terrible internet bullying.Calling someone Dave when they're not. Terrible.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:54,
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But can we be sure that Dave isn't Dave?
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:11,
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I really don't give a shit what it is, to be honest :) Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:13,
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Neither do Ias long as we don't have to see dA links about some nonsense nobody cares about.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:15,
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we keep trying to get the "draw your fellow b3tard" one goingI think that would be fun, and very demoralising for everyone :D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:55,
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^This. I think it'd be a really good compo :) Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:57,
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I thinkthere would be quite a few of you BF!
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:00,
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It's inevitable.It's the people who we HAVEN'T seen that will generate the best results; means we've got more to work with.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:02,
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You drew me onceI was a zombie that smelled of wine.
(
in vino veritas,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:18,
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I still have the bookI was looking at it just yesterday, trying to identify the b3tans I knew.
( in vino veritas,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:35,
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IVV not seen you around for a long while:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:28,
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I lurkand post when you least expect it *looks sinister* :)
Hello maiden!
(Hello maiden!
in vino veritas,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:34,
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Best way a bit of ninja lurking :D
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:36,
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The list of strange names does lend itself to a host of possibilities.Maybe ask Rob if it's possible to set it up as another long-running image challenge, (like the "Make Spice Racks Spell Fuck" one).
That way it can gestate as people come and go.
If any newcomers ask about a name that's still used in conversation, but for which there is no active member, they can be directed to a terrifying, distorted vision of that particular user, and be none the wiser.
(That way it can gestate as people come and go.
If any newcomers ask about a name that's still used in conversation, but for which there is no active member, they can be directed to a terrifying, distorted vision of that particular user, and be none the wiser.
Captain Howdy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:39,
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Agreed.You know, I'm gonna feel like a right cunt if Moggy IS a 20-something Japanese girl...
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:49,
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And don't forget about Davea real sport, he was
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:49,
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I agreeeither that or Dave was getting off on all the replies
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:53,
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She's a world class troll...I'll give her that.I blame Jolly Jack for this!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:54,
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LittleMaria: Don't bully Jack!! *crying* Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:03,
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Crocodile tears only amuse me. o______________o
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:05,
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Applauds !well said
( Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:52,
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Apparently, Dave's penis sticks out of his bum. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:58,
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WOO!On a Summer's day, you could literally make the sun shine out of your arse!
(sort of.)
((sort of.)
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:15,
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It's what RDLI HAKKIS would want. :') Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:03,
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It is an inverted mimsygram.I used Potatoshop to create it helped by some skullduggery and theft of part of the internet Dave.
(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:09,
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Well I believe you'd call it pr0n! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:10,
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How can it be pr0n it's obviously Japanese and Anime stylised soit has to be a metaphor for something lovely and wholesome NEVER pr0n ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:13,
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\o/ Just arrived, not seen thread but, I agree.Also for putting up with jokes with a slightly racist slant.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:58,
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AgreedWell played Moggy you deserve this award, wear it with pride
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:10,
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you say tomato we say tomato Lets call everyone dave
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:22,
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you say Tomato I say Potato!! Difference totally.
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:28,
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This user is someone I had on ignore since day two he appeared.I may have missed the lot.
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:19,
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Ah ta! knew who he is/was...... just wouldn't be able to recognise him for a million quid!
TJ: I've just seen the Moggy/ Dave thread below.It's marvellous, and has made me giggle. Bravo!
As you were.
(As you were.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:32,
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Amusing though it wastoday was the day I added Ignore List to Moggy
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:35,
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You're even talking like her now...:)
I quite like Moggy. She seems harmless enough, in a slightly perturbing kind of a way...
(I quite like Moggy. She seems harmless enough, in a slightly perturbing kind of a way...
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:41,
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As long as the child porn is kept to nilI'm happy to laugh at the fucknuttery that ensues when she appears.
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:43,
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^ thisHer recent stuff has been a lot less disturbing than usual. I hope she keeps it that way.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:46,
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I just exposed Your information in b3taboard gullibility mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:48,
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Arf!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:43,
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He's gorged with all the attention. edit - well that suddenly makes less sense!
( barnesy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:43,
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ha ha ha ha !genuine massive lols ! :)
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 19:33,
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I missed this in the swirling heat of the DavestormNicely done.
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 20:04,
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