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# Quick, seamy, bad font matching algorithm and utterly shit.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Let's look at the positives, shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:02, archived)
# SHUT IT OR IT'S OFF TO THE GLUE FACTORY WITH YOU!!!!

I missed out on the bandwagon.
It's a bit shit but I'm hoping being new will get around that.
(Deadweight89 I reach down between my legs n' ease the seat back, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry]

This nun was quite cute
source NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Oh, Mog.
Never forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)
# popular at bedtime
and the books too
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Just clicked the link.
Mm-mmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:52, archived)
# :D
I've no idea what the text says - if only we had a japanese translator
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Text?
Oh, yeah..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)
# artbase: Dave
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Love the title; 'Nun Conformists'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:05, archived)
# pain_of_nun_of_black_clothing o_O
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Wasn't that the working title of atomic's Nun of the Above?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)
# not sure, the images are indelibly etched on my brain
but not the titles ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)
# subconscious mind control
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# charlies says... meeeow meeeow etc.
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs more cup size
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)
# I shall make that my next mission :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Nom nom nom...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:48, archived)
# An important message about moustaches.
(fat_bastard http://www.withoutapaddle2013.blogspot.co.uk/, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Hatstand!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
# I'll say it again.
You're uncle Tony's a rum lad.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Magic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# I approve of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)
# god that's fab
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Harf!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)
# you should have seen their faces when i exposed my cock to them
LOLZ!!!!!!!!!1
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:53, archived)
# I guess, I just, don'r really like, uh yeah, y'know, like I
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
# \o/ fluff
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Hahahaha, madness!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Geniarse =)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
# I like these! Keep them coming, new person!
*edit: But try to keep the filesize down for the mongs browsing on phones. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Thank you, assimilated person!
For the last two I had a thumbnail dealeo but I was worried it was easy to miss and/or looked like a reply.
Or maybe it's just shit.
(fat_bastard http://www.withoutapaddle2013.blogspot.co.uk/, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Sign me up for a neckbeard!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# I think there's a lesson in this for all of us
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Ha ha!!
Fucking mental!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
# A spiffing yarn for every discerning the footballs enthusiast.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# That's silly.
Nobody plays the footballs in blue and green.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)
# It denotes the foreigners
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Racist
Let's have your armband back.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Steady on old chap
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)
# He hit the globe right in the back of the web!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)
# *reader's voice* and back in time for crumpets!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# HAVE AT YOU THE FOOTBALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)
# yeah, I'm never getting that out of my head now, any time I see the footballs
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Look at those 'The Footballs' rapscallians, engaging in fisticuffs!


Also, is this what it was like in the 1970s? I'm glad I wasn't there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# These uniforms need more argyle pullovers and beige slacks.
(fat_bastard http://www.withoutapaddle2013.blogspot.co.uk/, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
# ^ Football joke on b3ta?
Pfffttt....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# As someone who isn't the least bit interested in the footballs, I find this rather funny
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)
# *sets fire to your horseless carriage manufactured in foreign lands unknown*
I can't stand it myself. Or rather I can't stand the fact that I can't go near any of the local pubs when there is a big the footballs match on due to 90% of the people watching it being toothless simpletons looking for a fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# perhaps
if you stopped beating the crap out of the footy fans, they'd retain some teeth and a modicum of brain cellery; and even might stop wanting to take revenge?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Strike them with your glove, Barry!
(fat_bastard http://www.withoutapaddle2013.blogspot.co.uk/, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Well I am and I do too.
Cross party lolitics.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Too many anti the footballs people around here,
what you lot need is a cross country run and a cold shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)
# ...and then some the footballs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ......he's not feeling well today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)
# that's a very runny bottom he has
poor chap, i'll be like the japanese flag by the end of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:04, archived)
# If Rdli was still alive he would put him down.
Poor little fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# i has green sick
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# DID SICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Glorious
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:51, archived)
# BEST IN SHOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Although a bird would not vomit - they just do not work that way.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Most birds regurgitate partially digested food for their young.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Except frozen chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# They regurgitate ice cubes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Better out than in.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)
# ^ Would - Wouldn't ^

* Hang on.. Standard response #437 is not the right one for this is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# chocolate Werther's cake looks the business!!
nom
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Why did it do that?
All I did was put #before a number
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# secret codes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# I blame the shitty fucking magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)
# This one could run and run!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# This is how I feel :(
Sick chick!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# this is how creme eggs are made
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# It's where they get the filling for cream eggs...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:49, archived)
# FUCK
fuck fuck
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# burp !
(Zoidaroid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Wibble Wibble Wibble
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha...he doesn't look like he's feeling too well either :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Fake...no tag.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# You need a better monitor.
The pencils are both Zoid HB...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)
# haha
this is more sensible than most of what he does
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# some kind of newsletter thing
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue515/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)
# yeah like I was doing any work anyway and not watching Dr Quinn and eating cake
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)
#
watching frantically beating off to

(whilst eating cake)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Is there any other way to eat cake?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I always have a picture of Jane Seymour prepared
if I happen to be eating cake
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)
# I hate it when I'm too drunk to eat cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)
# nonsense
I am in my pretend mother-in-law's house, it wouldn't be proper
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)
# "She's sleeping now".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)
# I got 515 issues
but the b3ta newsletter ain't one
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)
# This had better be better than porn
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Porn
Watched all of youporn and other sites and it's all boring now :(
(waxdart hello., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Nice one Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Next week's image challenge:
How are you going to torture the next cNut who offers to switch over your energy provider "to save 'up to' 10 billion pounds in these difficult times"?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)
# a man from npower
came into my house (INTO MY HOUSE) and said he wouldn't tell me how much I could save unless I signed up then and there, so I killed him with the closest thing to had (bag of 50 freesia bulbs) and he's still in my freezer, though we had some bits for Christmas but they weren't very tender like
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)
# lol "keen b3tan riverghost"
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)
# 1ST!
* Fucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Cheers for the plug mate. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Danke mein Fuhrer
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)
# I suppose we should thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Word
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Wordy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)
# he needs dice and a cap
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)
# I an I rockin it grammar styal.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)
# You'll be needing some magic e then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Gq17O-HRc
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# That brings back memories!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)
# What a big girl...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Reginald D. Hunter 2012
(User #86772, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# he dreads
to think
(Zoidaroid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)
# WONDER NO MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Nope: I'm still wondering :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Big screen dolls, tits and explosions.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Star Wars?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Transformers 4?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Playschool?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Lorraine?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# PIP implants in a MRI scanner?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)
# every Michael Bay film ever made?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Any Quentin Tarantino Movie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Reservoir Dogs was crammed full of tits, dolls and explosions
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Haha
WOULD NOT WATCH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Incoming message from the big giant head!
"This pic is woo!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# mictoboy's had her
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
#
her
your mum
your Aunty Mable
everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)
# I don't think so.
That's mictoboy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Excellent sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Yiff rock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)
# That
is a fabulous shade of eye make-up. I hate it when men can do their make-up better than I can (see: Mushybees)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)
# excellent
but it lacks nuns
(Zoidaroid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I'm not a 1 trick pony. ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Needs more tongue.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Blue is the colour of my villans lips, in the morning, yes it is...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
come one me old chinas
let's hear your one liners
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# I STILL BELIEVE, SINGS CAPELLO
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Dear Parliament security: Can I have my German army helmet back please?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# What's going on here? Random words are linked to weird rollovers. Only happening on b3ta. Anyone know what's causing this?
Edit: Sorted I think. Went to TextEnhance.com and opted out. Funny I don't remember opting in....


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)
# You got the dirty bacteria in your browser
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Fuuuck, you've infected me now.
It's making your picture have a pink border

Oooh, I found a new button
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I've opted you out.
The picture should've gone now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:52, archived)
# morphic resonance
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Hurray!
You won a iPhone!
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# I've won five today already. Want to buy one?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)
# iPhone 20sssss.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Rdli Hakkis memorial issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Specsavers.com
that's a site for bad eyesight
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)
# I did the 'Site for...' about 8 years ago for Optrex
Should I sue Tim Vine?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)
# yes
yes you should
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)
# I went to the video shop
I said "Can I have Batman Forever?"
He said, " no, you've gotta bring it back tomorrow"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)
# I went to the video shop
I said "Can I have Batman Forever?
And they said, "fuck off son this is a pound shop now, the internet killed the video business model."
So I said, "Ok, can I have 50 AA batteries for a pound that have no charge in them?"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Until they stopped selling them
I used to use the charity shops of Kentish Town like the best video rental shop ever - every film was a pound and there were no limits on when you could take them back

They were three for a quid towards the end there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)
# I like buying charity shop CDs for similar reason
some how walking home and listening to a ยฃ1 CD that's great is better than a torrent.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)
# admit it
you just love to snuffle up that old lady smell on them, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)
# The charity shops round my way have LOADS
But they massivley overprice their DVDs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Eh, my VCR gave up the ghost ages back now
besides, I've got a 50Meg Virgin line now, it's quicker to download than it is to stream
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)
# I bought my best ever jacket from
a St. Vincents shop for โ‚ฌ3.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Should B3ta sue Betamax?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)
# B3taMax
was the password for the database of the first ever version of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Ooh historicals!
Smashing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)
# *hacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Hedgehogs - why can't they share the hedge?
Because they're all pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)
# SlutVision.com - A site for whore eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)
# I'm gonna push up your top - Up over your tits, like this.
And unhook your bra
And give your nipples a twist
Lean back and open your legs
Listen to my commands
I want to see plenty of pink
Spread your pussy, use both hands
Can I read your novel after you?
It's pretty good, they say
When we have the neighbours round
Let's try that weird sorbet
Were you in the mall
Laughing and looking fantastic?
Did you tell Mary everything?
Isn't that too drastic?

Kneel down and open your mouth
Tilt your head a bit
Look me straight in the eye
Stick out your tongue ready for it

I'm gonna spurt in your face
Spray it with my cum
I wanna get some of it in your hair
In your mouth, on your tongue

Kneel down and open your mouth
And tilt your head back a bit
And look me straight in the eye
Stick out your pretty tongue ready for it

I tried again at lunchtime
A terrible queue,
You're tired, that damn place would
Fall apart without you
That funny bird
Is back in the tree
Have you heard the latest?
Want a cup of tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)
# CONTAINS FOOTBALL GAGS BY PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN LIKE FOOTBALL
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)
# football?
is that on the Wii?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)
# No, it's the one
where you stand in a pub shouting at a tv with people wearing the same polyester top as you and then having a fight with someone wearing a different polyester top

It's great fun
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Where can I join in with this 'the footballs'?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Most local public houses
offer outreach schemes on a satuday and sunday afternoon.

There's also a rumour than can actually go and watch some "the footballs" but that's dying out now.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)
# can you go to a pub and choose not to watch this "the footballs"?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)
# oddly enough, I nipped into my local this week to catch up with a mate
and the footballs was supposed to be on, but they were just showing a cat on some grass

it was brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Highlight of the match, even for me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)
# That would explain all the dead cats around here then
all of the had YU FAKIN CUUAAANT written in THE BLOOD OF THE CATS.

the footballs is evolving.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# In our local I was almost set upon by a 'the footballs' fan
because apparently I reminded him of a french goalkeeper, which of course meant that i 'deserved to have my fucking back broken'.

Sadly thats a true story.

I stopped going to any 'the footballs' public houses shortly afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)
# The best way to avoid this
is to pretend to like "the footballs".

Some good stock phrases include:

"the big man at the back"
"shocking challenge"
"shocking defending"
"the big man up front"
"typical fucking "
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Sunday league's better viewing, you get to freeze your bollocks off while hearing phrases like
"Man on your back!"
"Man coming up your arse!"
"Good head!"
"He's not hungry for it"
"Take his legs out!"
"Ooh, I've dropped the soap!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# "Well in!"
"Out the window!"
"Man up!"
"John's on!"
"Watch that big cunt!"
"Fucking typical Germans!"
"I say, I appear to have relocated myself to a position where your passing me the ball may result in a fortuitous outcome"


(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)
# conjunctivitis.com a site holding page for imminent corporate exploitation!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)
# GLASSES THIEVES WILL ROB YOU BLIND
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
# This week's /board, showcasing more flouncing tits than 90 minutes at Chelsea LFC
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# tits can flounce?
this is news to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)
#
fl b
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)
# that's not news
they can flap, too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Cor!
I'm now picturing the jowls on a running Saint Bernard's face ... back in a mo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)
# friday fwaptime, sponsored by cujo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)
# IF YOU CAN READ THIS, FUCK SPECSAVERS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Long frontpage is long.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
# it's a tribute to the dailymail strip of tits
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)
# MOGGY ABANDONS SHIP, CATS AND DOGS LET BACK OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)
# FLATTENING YOUR INBOX LIKE A SYRIAN SHELL
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)
# You're not short sighted. The Specsavers logo uses a blurred font.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)
# What the fuck's all this about Specsavers?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)
# And the match between Harry Redknapp and the English Courts has been delayed due to snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)
# From London! Where the Zebra Crossings are optional.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Buy shoes online!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Paying Lip Service to the Internet like John Terry from the sidelines
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)
# More angry confusion than a deviantArt journal
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)
# is this the end for /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)
# SNOW! FUCKING SNOW! LOOK! SNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)
# no snow here
for once, the north west is winning in the weater stakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Stupid Ireland is like
a sauna breeding every bug going in it's soppy wet weather......... No cold to kill the bugs makes Daz a snotty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)
# It's well shit; it's still cold, but no incentive.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)
# A parody of an actual letter with real news in it.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)
# PICTURES OF FROZEN WATER A SPECIALITY.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Well if you insist :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)
# You filthy fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)
# you love it my little slutmonkey
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# I'm just jealous, you know me.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)
# I NEVER FORGIVE DAVE
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)
# ROB MANUEL SADLY RULES HIMSELF OUT OF ENGLAND MANAGER'S JOB.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)
# £1000 cash prize to the first person who signs up with two hundred comedy accounts, gaz us for details
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)
# CAP LOCK ON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Bang your blue balls off a blue tit to piss off smurfette
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# contains smashing cheesecake recipe to make at home!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Viennetta means nothing to me, claims ultra-traditional Walls dessert historian
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# How can you think of England
When you don't know who's captain or manager?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)
# I'd like to lose my watch in your back garden's muck, claims Tony Robinson
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)
# BBC News website struggles to handle increased traffic as b3ta newsletter subject line compo announced
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Pressing F5 makes the newsletter load faster
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)
# FORT WILLIAM EGG MESS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Does this look like a cdc?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)
# EVERYBODY VOTE YES OR UNSURE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Oh bugger.
Well, an extra % will always impress the gurlies.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# On the plus side, you'd have massive bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# LUNDY ISLAND EARTHENWARE FROG
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)
# WITH SHORT FICTION BY GORE VIDAL
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Man arrested for theft of faeces from private property objects to homophobic tabloid headlines
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)
# POO THIEF IS GAY LOL?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Fabio called back to Disneyland to star in Up 2
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Bloody 'ell!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)
# arf

bigly
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)
# that last one could be 'Was Horse'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
# EVEN MORE HORSE
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# That is
scary.
Edit:
Reminding me of this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pooka
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)
# I personally get a similar vibe to this.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# I think it's more like zis:
sh-closer.jpg
(fat_bastard http://www.withoutapaddle2013.blogspot.co.uk/, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)
#
hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Not really worth it's own thread....

Cheers for the inspiration ch-b :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)
# take that..
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Might as well get me moneys worth...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
# haha, very good sir
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry]


previously..
1
2


(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)
# OH MY GOD
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# That
Is
Brilliant.

Click.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Hahaha. I'm hearing 'wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka' in my head.
Winnah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)
# I just drank tea through my nose backwards because of this.
Inspired.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)
# "PUMP ME FULL OF YOUR MAN PASTE YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!"
Fucking ace. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# It's the new Shipham's range
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Haha! This is ace!
So good I almost missed the aberrant apostrophe.

Almost. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)
# haha brilliant
i love Gully
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I love second slip
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)
# I'm creasing up!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)
# EPIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)
# ...not that sausage........................................................the good sausage...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)
#
arf

I bought one of those at gun point
(Zoidaroid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Close the internet, this will not be bettered
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Battered, yes...in fact just was.
Bettered, absolutely not.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I'm in awe.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
that was quite special
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
Happy toast is going to explode with the number of long posts!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)
# at worst I'll consider mentioning cr3 sets fire the the FAQ once and for all :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
Cluck!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)
#
hehehe
(Zoidaroid, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahaha, epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Days away from b3ta, I was lost in the crowds of people on the sidewalks of San Francisco.
I come home, hit f five, and THIS. My life is complete.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] A daily ritual for me these days...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)
# ?
In other news, Dredd!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Stomm!
Is there a trailer out?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Fears
another Stallone-esque mockery.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# YOU BETRAY DA LAAAWW!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)
# EHH EHHMM DUH LUUAAHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# LOOOOOAAAAAAWWWWW!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
# not yet
but it's got to be soon, the films due in September I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:19, archived)
# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dredd
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)
# The director doesn't seem to be editing the film.
I find this rather worrying. Also, the lack of a trailer, I find this worrying as well. In short, I'm worried.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)
# The best medium for Dredd
will always be comics. He's just too hardcore a character for Hollywood.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# yeah there was some kerfuffle reported a while ago
I'm cautiously optimistic. It's not going to be the dredd we see in the comics (garish uniform, ridiculously impractical shoulderpads), but fingers crossed it'll be a good ride
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Well it seems to be pretty grungy and gritty
not 100% sold on the costumes but I really hope they haven't tried to make Dredd a hero character part of his uniqueness was his anti-hero, no-nonsense, questionable morality approach - a loose canon with a badge. An evil to fight a bigger evil. If we get dumbed down Hollywood sentiments and sickly morality then it completely defies who and what Judge Dredd is all about. I hope they keep this a fan film rather than aiming for a wider audience - Dredd is nasty, Dredd is the worse thing you can face if you so much as spit chewing gum on the pavement, but he ain't no Robocop holier-than-thou type.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Yes, this is it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Where does this clip come from then, Happy Toast?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)
# a web forum without any description, just that posted (but in a much large filesize)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] You think your dog loves you. They're still in the planning stage...
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Aaaaw
You made that cute little Hitler into an evil doggy!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Which perspective matching algorithm did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# in these times of hardship
you should always remember
(whowotme nipple clamps, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)
# No cat. Not real. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
# He thought it was a goal!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Possibly the most enthusiastic wank ever.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)
# The groundskeeper had a hell of a time removing all those buttock indentations
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Spot the ball!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Jesus can't save you although he'll have you believe he can but it was always going wide or was gonna hit the angle and bounce out of play?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Remember ... Jesus rose?
The 'Hand of God' incident?
What a miraculous save?
He dived for our sins?
Jesus got his hand to the cross?
??????
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Hello darlings
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)
# She would make an excellent spy!
She'd just charm secrets out of everybody
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# look at those gnashers!
she'd give jaws a run for his money!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Haha ^this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)
# She doesn't need that gun.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Jaws... don't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)
# ICBCDCSL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)
# I'm struggling with the last two
snow something?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Spunk launcher
Am I getting warm?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Obama for PM:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)
# What in the heebyjeebies is going on in the source pic?!
The Obama one I mean; I imagine Cameron is droning on about the Big Society in the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)
# PR
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Reimvk8D2Ho
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)
# I should have known!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)
# almost noon 'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)
# GUV!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Now this I would watch
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Ming made it very hard to stick a head on. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)
# I refer the poster to the comments I made on Facebook some moments ago
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
# I think you'll find that was several moments ago not some. :O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)
# let's not re-ignite the great 'some v several' debate of 2003-2007
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahaha!
And allow me to whore something old and related

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBQi9LHIzbA
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] The wonderful thing about Tiggers...


Click for bigger (157 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:36, archived)
# necrophilia?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# I'll pass thanks... but cheers for the offer.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)
# it's the only guaranteed way of getting something stiff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)
# The one premise the Twilight "saga" is based around.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# is it called a saga
because it's long, tedious and shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# It's called a saga
because it makes the idiot fans of that shitty series of films feel important.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)
# housesitting this weekend
just glad my niece is staying at her mate's house, or i'd have to put up with that sparkly vampire shite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Psh, kids these days.
I totally believe what Hedgehog from Hell told me a few months ago; as soon as you turn 20, you realize that teenagers are dicks.

They need a proper vampire film, like... I dunno, Lost Boys or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)
# john carpenters' vampires is a favourite of mine
as is dusk till dawn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:16, archived)
# From Dusk Till Dawn is a fucking awesome movie.
Might watch it tonight, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Proper vampire film?
Daughters of Darkness.

Awesome

And boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
# *adds to the list* anything's better than Lesbian Vampire Killers.
I felt like headbutting the sharp end of a katana watching that film...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# raawr!


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)
# yays:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Hi Mongy!
It's good to see you back...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)

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