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# I'll shoot you with my bloody gun!
(strontium190, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:12, archived)
# use the force luke.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:22, archived)
# you stole wobbly bloke's filter machine :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Had to do some research there.
Not quite the same method methinks but I can see what you're saying
(strontium190, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# ^This
Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10734225
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Did someone mention Last of the Supper Wine?


Click for bigger (218 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)
# It's all very religious on /board today
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# It is the Pre-Easter Lent Thingy
My 40 days are nearly up - I can start dating women who don't suffer from personality disorders again.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)
# good luck with that
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:35, archived)
# 40 days of fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Where do you find women like THAT?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# I find hanging around abortion clinics works
and you know they are easy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:51, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Haha, that works all too well
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:33, archived)
# I wish MJ would eat with his mouth closed.
So uncouth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)
# By then he was barely able to breath through his nose
later surgery mean he was soon to lose any form a nose at all.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# This is a splendid thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Excellent!
I can even name all the characters... not sure if this is a good thing or not :/
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:07, archived)
# ^ Compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Jesus loved his trampoline
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# tramampoline!!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# bounce till you get to heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Don't bring home any more old crutches!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Each bounce brings us closer to heaven
I like the whole semi-jazz hands thing Jesus has got going on there
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Boing-again Christian
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Jesus loves ALL trampolines.
Unless they're gay, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Gay trampolines spread bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Iz vere norty
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Internets wanki, eh?
Right, that's my evening sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Nicola was glue tin intollerant
hugeness

*posts and runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Now do lack toes
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
# prophylactic shock
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Hee hee hee
that has amused me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Oh noes!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# See also
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:35, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)
# oh for the love of Jeebus!

pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Ahahaha
A tonnage of punnage :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:08, archived)
# hahaha
having a young daughter who has coeliac - this made me chuckle - nice pic
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Sod the lot of them
(strontium190, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# ick
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# excellent
Clegg's face looks like a nasty bumhole disease.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# there's no hole for a start
that's the worst kind of bumhole disease
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Yes, Idiopathic Sealed Anus Syndrome
Used to be called Thatcher's Disease but that's not PC anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# And it looks pretty nasty in this picture too.
(Meagrom, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:26, archived)
# NickClegg has the Right to Children.
Expert work.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# *gets the joke, high-fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)
# *fist bumps*
I could've gone for 'If You Tolerate This, Your NickClegg Will be Next' also.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Hmm, might have lost something in translation, but still valid. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:29, archived)
# The Manics' video to the song of the same name has children with no faces.
Clearly that was all the rage during the 1998-99 season.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Ahh right, I don't think I saw that one. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:04, archived)
# o_O
Top work
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Well done,
and I'm sure you're right. But the only way we can let them know is if ballot papers had a box for "None of the above".
Until then we can't make a difference.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Bloody good idea Edjogs.
I'd vote for that one
(strontium190, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# The irony is that those of us who feel
most strongly that none of them should be in power are labelled by them as too lazy or disinterested to vote.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# HITLER, HITLER'S CAT, TEDDY AND SEXY NUN FOR JOINT PRIME-MINISTERSHIP!
or something
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# That would be a most unstable coalition
but it sure would be sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Spoil your ballot
(or just don't put a cross against anyone)

The you count as part of the turnout, demonstrating that you're not just apathetic, but haven't voted for anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Not sure that makes it clear to them
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
# How about....
...writing TWAT in big letters on the ballot paper?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Can't spell it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# I used to do vote counting
I had some great spoilt ballots, including one that "fuck" written in dried blood. Although the person may have just been stabbed on their way into the polling station...
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)
# they lump you in with all the people who put a tick instead of a cross if you do that
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
# a tick is fine, as is anything that is a clear mark for that particular candidate (I've seen all sorts, including smiley faces!)
I personally wouldn't waste my time with spoiling ballot papers as only the person counting and the returning officer ever sees them. It's a personal symbolic gesture at best.
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
# It's surely enough to KNOW you've done it yourself, though, right?
Just to separate yourself out from the fuckheads that just can't be arsed moving because Hollyoaks is on.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)
# That was kind of my point too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Well, you can either be lumped in with the idiots who can't manage to mark a ballot paper properly,
or the idiots who voted for someone,
or the idiots who couldn't be arsed.

That's democracy in action, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# i'd rather be included with the idiots who voted for someone
vote for the one least likely to win and rebalance it slightly. or vote for the most wildly inappropriate people; if someone like the monster raving looneys are standing, vote for them. in the extraordinarily unlikely event that they got a majority in parliament they'd most likely either withdraw and spark another election, or would invite the leader of the second-largest party to form a government - and he would, in the full knowledge that he had no mandate whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
# If there is nobody on the paper you want to vote for why can't you vote against them all
then add up all the yeses and subtract the nos? That way we'd have a truer refection of our feelings
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# To be honest I'd love that
I've always wished Britain had a Reopen Nominations on the electoral forms - it would give the parties an enormous kick up the arse.

But then, I've also always wished the British public would remember that we vote by MP, not by party, and stop drivelling on about how they "didn't vote for David Cameron". No, unless you're one of the 20,000 or so people in his constituency, of course you fucking didn't. Then if more people realised that they vote by MP they might actually, you know, try talking with independent candidates who might give a toss about the constituency.

But then, I've been a big fan of outlawing the whip system - punishable with fines running into five or six figures, and ten years in jail, no parole - for a long time now.

Alas, none of the parties follow my line of thinking, which is why I've tended to be also another very disillusioned Lib Dem voter, except that I didn't vote in the last election because I didn't register myself as an overseas voter early enough.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:27, archived)
# I have always managed to vote for someone
and probably always will
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)
# david cameron - snipers` dream
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Rob Schneider's best film to date
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Duane Dibley?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Duane Dibley?
My mind has gone blank, why do I know that name?

edit...Oh Ive got it now
(strontium190, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6vU_Urxgbg
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
#

If you're going to bury the messiah, make sure He stays buried
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Very good.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# %\
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Nice offer but no thanks, I'm eating
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Blolsphamy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Haha
Your comment makes this
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Whilst we're on a blaspemous bandwagon...

Click for Revelations
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Oh!! *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Shoedas Iscariot?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
# at last!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha their soles are in heaven.
Now do Summer Wine
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Challenge: Accepted.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Ace, now Compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Hammertime
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Who are you? My "Do whatever he says bitch"? ;>}
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Only until 5:30pm.
You missed out on the soapy tit wank there, didn't you.

Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Oh jesus christ!
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# good goof
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
# ^ Wood
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)
# hello b3ta, i have a nice glass of coke
what is happening today.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:00, archived)
# This, mainly.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# There was a new person
they posted 100's of pichurs which cunted the board in teh fuck

I have only just recovered
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# The Beatles
The Beatles
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# A load of cobblers?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)
# I still don't get it...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Do a google image search for "last shoes"
and all will become clear
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Took me far too long. *spang*
And I was giving it my awl...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# I always thought it was Benton?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Oh Jesus Christ
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# ohhh CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# IESVS·NAZARENVS·REX·IVDÆORVM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Romanus go home?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)
# R·G·H
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# The worlds first dark-haired albino arab with blue eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# haha
this is how it actually happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I missed palm sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# hahahaha
take THAT creationists!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# haha!
it's a miracle!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)
# A donkey in a donkey suit?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Yay
One of my chums is an ambulance-chaser for Fentons
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Hangs head...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# *high fives*


*misses*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha
*books ticket to Hull*
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
# oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# the beatles.
the beatles.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)
# B& On The Run.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# LET IT FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# hahahaha :D
the FUCK FOUR! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# FUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Holy fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Please turn your pages to the Book of Fuck, psalm 69
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)
# The Way to Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Mother mother fuck fuck
Mother mother fuck
Mother fuck mother fuck
Noinch noinch noinch
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# The book that breaks ring fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# That's just fucked
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# The Beatles
The Beatles
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Busey in the Sky With Diamonds
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# HOLY ELEANOR FUCKBY! That's wonderful.


ps - the Parlophone logo is a glorious touch.

pss - wherez brandow?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# The Long and Winding FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# It's nearly Easters!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)
# *nails embassy to the cross*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Teehee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Arf
This
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Happy easter!


And hello, sir... been too long
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
#
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Pfft I just found this laying around from last year
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Is today last supper day?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Hurrah!
Let's not forget Matthew 27:52
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# The bible has all the answers.
Go for the brain! It's the only way to stop them.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
# It's one rule for some.
You rise from the dead with a taste for brains and they stick a pick through your head. You rise from the dead with a few choice words for your mates and they write a fucking bestseller about you. Typical.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Sweet zombie Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Amen
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Ahahahaha
The other thing I love about the Christians is that they'll happily describe Jesus as a shepherd without stopping to think what a shepherd actually does :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Something about wellies and the edge of a cliff, right?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
# That too
but I was thinking more along the lines of starting with a big knife and ending with some lamb cutlets
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# I like how
Joseph is described as a carpenter, when in fact the original text called him a 'merchant'. He was a rich one too; owning your own donkey back then was like having a Bently.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)
# If Joe was a carpenter, but dressed as a lady ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)
# 'Merchant', in the original cockney, you mean?
Might explain some other things...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Everything about Christianity is contained in the pathetic image of 'the flock'.
- C. Hitchens
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# sick
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
# This has everything!
Spew, Poo & Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Weee :D
dancing on shite ftw
Damn you this was going to be my next Shitty Kitty instalment
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
# I believe they call this
'D + V'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Gaaah
Been there, done it, and mopped it up with the T shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# arf!
they don't know man....they don't know!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Get lots of fluids* inside yer self
and don't stray more than a comfortable running distance away from the Jakes.

*odd fact, it tastes rank, but suprisingly Gatorade is really quite good at rehydrating / glucosing you when you're sick.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# I'll remember that

I'm on the mend as I can now fart with confidence
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
# now that`s what I call a follow-through
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# we've all been there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Beautiful.
*wipes away tear*

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:38, archived)
# HAHAHA:D
(herman:D, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...BOKE...CHOLT...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:32, archived)
# I had the shicks, once
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
# bit of a dodgy
munchie box?
(prostheses, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)
# He got the moves.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)
# nasty bean
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Ha ha, poor wee bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Haha ow
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# One egg
One floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Poor thing
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Bean-shart
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahaha! Wonderful.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# ShiT
:D
(herman:D, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)
# It's a Scottish thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Sock daggers ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Awww. Pair wee scunner.
Eddie The Eagle he ain't.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Help ma boab, Boab!
He shall not be forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
# he's just sleepin...he's just sleepin... :(

and arf
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
# haha
Deid but no forgot (jings, crivvens etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Crivens!
Whit a bawbag!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Marvellous.
Is that the doctor from Embarrassing Bodies?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Oooo, hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# ^ Would

EDIT: Would b3ta.com/board/10733662

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Hehe
Suits him!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Doctor No but yeah but no but yeah
It's not Matt Lucas but looks like Walliams. But he doesn't a have catchphrase as good so no but yeah
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# The Beatles
The Beatles
(skaraflame, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:51, archived)
# The Beatles
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:16, archived)
# THE POPE, THE THIEF, HIS ASS AND HER LOVER
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
# There's an app for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)
# the fail is strong with this one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)
# He has many failichlorians in his blood
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# he is indeed a youngling
*cringes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# mongling
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Ministry of Shit
The 2003 Anus
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Read the FAQ, come back and try again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# I get by with a little FUCK from my friends
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# The theme tune to "Friends With Benefits"?
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# BRAIN FUCKSTEIN
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# PAPERBACK FUCKEEEEERRRRRR! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# All You Need is FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Sgt Peppers lonely FUCK club....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Magical Mystery FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Isn't it good, Norwegian FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Strawberry Fucks Forever!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Yellow Fuckmarine!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)
# FUCKtopus Garden
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Eight FUCKs a week
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# fucksman
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Why don't we do FUCK in the road?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# skinks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# epic fail, just like sir macca after b& on the run
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# The Beatles
░▓░▓░▓░▓░▓░
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
# why is there 5 of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)
# because four, I bet would taste salty
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
# That was meant to be the Zebra crossing, which "The Beatles" are on top of
But it didn't work as well as I hoped
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
# *puts piss on the stove*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# the stones.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Rubbery!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# The Motherfaaarrrking Beatles
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# So good they named them twice
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Maybe you forgot something.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Moptop cunts
Moptop cunts
Edit:

Where's my fuckin' pitcher?!?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Ha! I looked and looked, then eventually got it.
And then realised you'd written it below!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
# ^ Twunt

EDIT: Twunt Silly Billy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)
# ^this ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# The Fail
The Fail
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:16, archived)
# alright wormulus
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# o hai
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Rad
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Mnnnngh!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Go Bozza!

Story: www.itv.com/news/2012-04-03/boris-and-ken-in-furious-row-in-lift-after-radio-debate/
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# You could be run over!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Haha, context is everything!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTOzcxxo8LM
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Wait... what? XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# You fucking liar!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Yay lollitics!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha, I love this song :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# It's a right little foot tapper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)
# loving the lolitics!
Great work.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Haha
Me likey *click*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
# THOCK!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Steroid abuse
can be a terrible thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Whoever wins, London loses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Brick to the face
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
Perfect
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)
# I'd hit it.
With a stinger missile.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)
# This is how the people of the world actually see her.
People pay for her drinks & taxis out of pity.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha
act F.A.S.T
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Hee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
# 8D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9bk2MrMGaA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
# She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# You should
make that into some sort of caricature.
(MrGravy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)
# This is lovely. You have inspired me to create beauty also.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Mouth like a flip-top pedal bin!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# You've improved her markedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Her teeth are much more weird than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Phwoar
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# *re-spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
Both the pictures in this thread are fantastic

I just saw this bit in the article she wrote this morning: "When I first logged on to the Mail's website at 6am, there were only four comments on my article. I thought nothing of it and got on with my day, driving to the supermarket to do the weekly shop."

So not only does she think that all the "bile" proves that women hate her because she's attractive - which makes the fact that their only quote is from Derren Brown somewhat odd - but we also learn that she does her weekly shop at 6:30AM.

Pull the other one, love, it's prettier than your mush.



Edit: I also found this. "I have lived and worked in Los Angeles and I doubt that such a reaction to my piece would have happened there. For in the U.S. you're expected to look good and you're rightly applauded for it." Quelling the obvious "well fucking piss off to LA then" response, I'm forced to look back a few paragraphs. "...if Angelina Jolie uttered something along those lines, she'd be subject to the same foaming-at-the-mouth onslaught hurled at me yesterday." Funny, I thought Angelina Jolie lived in the US -- indeed, I thought she lived in LA. Evidently I'm wrong. OK, enough, I'm beginning to feel soiled.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:10, archived)
#
If Brad Pitt were to say: 'Yes, I'm a good-looking fella,' then the world would nod sagely in agreement. But if Angelina Jolie uttered something along those lines, she'd be subject to the same foaming-at-the-mouth onslaught hurled at me yesterday.

No. I, and I'm sure many others, would call them a pair of arrogant pricks. As are you for assuming you can pinpoint precisely what 'the world' thinks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)
# And for first posting an article saying "I'm so beautiful!"
and then when people call you arrogant and point out that you're a moose-faced tit with tiny eyes, post another article saying "I cried all day, but I'm so beautiful!" - with a photo of you in a blue dress standing next your husband in army gear holding a gun.

I think she's entertaining herself trolling the entire internet.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:18, archived)
# French Merv Hughes dressed like East 17.
He's a keeper alright.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Maybe he's a gentle and enthralling lover.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:35, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# i think she's autistic
i don't mean that in an offensive way, but this article smacks of the social inappropriateness often exhibited by people on the autistic spectrum
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Also: very well executed.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Haha. Top drawage!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Thanks chaps
I tried to capture her essence of beauty, but stopped when it came to doing the snakes for the hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Hollywood Lightsabers: Enter The Dragon
shit just got real...

CFB | collection

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ian Brown's looking ripped for the Stone Roses reunion gigs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:59, archived)
# /wherethefuckaremytickets blog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)
# VWING!
He obviously grazed himself in practise
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Morning all!


Click for unknowable, nameless terror (400kb)

Hosted on www.b3tards.com
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Very eldritch! Needs more ichor! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Cthu-WOO! :D
Good morning everyone! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Wow, that's splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
# All of the lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
# that there^ is quality
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Y U HATE ME COS I PRETTY?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)
# corr!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Shopped etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Is it wrong to be turned on by this?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)
# I know I am
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)
# XD

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:06, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
#
^ The other.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)
# NOT SPLENDID! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# this is obscene
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# That's 83% sexier than the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# dammn
give me a warning before posting this - I didnt even have time to get some tissues to wipe up....
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Tissues should be readily available at all times.
Are you some kind of wankamateur or something?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# *holds door open*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:30, archived)
# I've had her!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
# I've had her!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Internet cunt has only got one boob
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# ran out of funds
plz donate
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:41, archived)
# I'm working on a donation right now
I'll be there in a jiffy
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Sometimes the world looks perfect, nothing to re-arrange
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:36, archived)
# this is far more betterer than the original with her numpty lemon face on it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:39, archived)
# "numpty lemon face"
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Very sexy, is this that Brick woman?
There's another post about her earlier on. What's her story then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Aye.
This was her story. Followed by this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)
# *WARNING*
^ Daily Mail links ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Oh yes, sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Christ
she looks like my former housemate, who was so stunningly annoying I'd have to club her do death with a brick before I'd even consider it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# That's how Ms Brick got her name too

That and her bowel habits.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
# *chokes on tea*
Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
# It's nice to see Travis Bickle settled in France
and found himself a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# one time he went to France
he liked it
he burnt someone's neck
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# There used to be some kind of Daily Mail anonymiser thingy
so that links could be posted but hits weren't generated.

It's difficult being a Mail hater knowing that each time one reads their despicable filth one is adding to their popularity.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Oh crikey.
I hadn't realised that there was a part II.

I'm really rather impressed by her lack of awareness.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Daily mail columnist
"I'm so incredibly pretty that people are constantly spraying their sexfilth over me in the streets. Woe is me, it's so hard being this pretty."

Even though she's not. Twitter "outrage" ensues, tens of thousands of extra hits on the DM website. Mail wins.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)
# haha christ, I just read your blog
"a light rain has soaked the lawns beyond the ha-ha" made me laugh so much I had to get up and go away and then come back
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)
# That one was SmallBrainField's
but thanks all the same!

edit/ actually, I hadn't noticed it doesn't say whose is whose. SBF's are more literary, mine are more straight-up filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)
# I wish JJ would do some more drorrings of the day,
then I could write some more shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)
# haha, yeah
I do it cos I don't like "toon time", but if there's no toon time I miss writing filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:58, archived)
# I find I am ambivalent about 'toon time'.
Using it as an outlet for our creative writing I see as a threadsave.

I don't comment much on JJ's threads as he never comments on other peoples.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# All of this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Actually to be fair to him he does
Not very often, it's true, but sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
# ^This^
I can't see the RSS button, though, which is a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:00, archived)
# I'll go on and sort it over lunch.
Edit: should be available now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Marvellous.
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
# This. Times a million.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Love the picture of her with her husband, though.
The entire brouhaha is worth skimming just for that pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# He looks really pissed off
that someone's photographed them just as he was guiding her into the woods to kill her.

edit/ the pic in the follow-up today of her and Pascal with his gun out is just incredible! He's definitely Pascal from your stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Ha ha, awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
# WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# RAWR
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:41, archived)
# This is absolutely the WRONGEST THING ever
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 3:19, archived)
# The Precious.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha o,O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha

Art Department?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Tidied it up a bit, to make it a bit clearer.
Just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)
# *hugs*
lovely pic :-)
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Hahahurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)

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