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# I'm disappointed with how this gif turned out
Does that count for the comp?
(whowotme nipple clamps, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# would
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# woah

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:20, archived)
# I fucking love this.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE EATING MY OWN FACE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)
# I finished work early! Which I fucking love, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Is he playing him his hit song about lozenges......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:40, archived)
# He fucking loves everything..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Except trains. Train journeys make him maudlin.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your.............
Do you think this is him......

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vz9qi2CcnE
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Fucking hell - what a terrifying experience,
I bet he doesn't trespass on trainlines any more.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Haha no,
I tried cropping it down as a recursive gif, with him never endingly jumping from one line to the other, but it was MASSIVE....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Whoa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# This one make me go whoa fuck even more...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCPOtjSzhT0
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Recursive goodness...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)
# OH YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)
# you are Howard from the Big Bang Theory
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:25, archived)
# do that with what happens next...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I recognise that, from this...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:21, archived)
# heh
didn't know it was Penny until I saw the ep
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)
# and I didn't know it was five dollar untill she asked for the money...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:35, archived)
# She didn't read the faq
(whowotme nipple clamps, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Urge and yuck! ;-)
Amy Farrah Fowler was Blossom....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)
# I made these gifs
I'm not sure I have a use for them.


(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I can't really comp this as seal looks happy enough

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Is that your latest seal of approval?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)
# then this happened
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Haha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:40, archived)
# *ponders* "You've blown a seal" joke
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:42, archived)
# howls :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)
# oh no
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:03, archived)
# ahahahaaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# oh sweet jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Oh fuck, hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)
# :D
FP THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Whilst there's a Dawkins love-in on the board...
Have a bit o'this.

Biggar look!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# old pearoast time
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
# 'Anal for Couples'
by Jocelyn Hirstal
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# "Baby's Revenge"
by Norah Titov
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
# HAHA! Philip N. Airedale was my other choice for this pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:31, archived)
# "With bonus doggy style pullout supplement"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Tintin is massively infected with yiff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Was that a true story?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Not really, it (that frame or the rest in the sequence) never got published in the regular run.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)
# hahahha
had to read that a few times to make sense of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Soft as....
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# wasn't he a spokesman for floppy cock syndrome?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
# you'd think he'd be good at keepie uppies
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# lolol
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# hahahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeee - recshun problems!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)
# go see a doc
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
# that's not what Barbara said
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# He always used to come on in the ads in the middle of the soft-porn late-night programmes on 'Men & Motors'
And say "Having erection problems"?

I always thought, "Well I wasn't..."
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:31, archived)
# I have an erection problem.
They keep throwing me out of the "feminine hygeine" aisle of Boots when I wave it around :(
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
# *turns around*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha! daft bugger!
any more thoughts on my serial killer suggestion?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Bundy FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# green river killer shits all over bundy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)
# *googles*
0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# i know my serial killers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# and with that disturbing thought, i'm off home.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# But
what if the Hokey Cokey ISN'T what it's all about?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:42, archived)
# that's a point
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Great.
Can you do one for Cha-cha slide by DJ Casper now?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# cha-cha slide is crap
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)
# I'm not denying that.
I'd just like to see it presented in a similar graphical form.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:51, archived)
# it ruined my holiday last year
every fucking pub, club, bar and disco was playing that cunting song.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# What's a cha-cha slide?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:51, archived)
# You sliiide to the left..
..then sliiiide to the right.
Then some other moves involving Charlie Brown.

..and kris kross.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Probably something dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:52, archived)
# if it was, i'd know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# it's like a waterslide
only it's smeared in "cha-cha"

it's not really appealing as the "cha-cha" gets everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:17, archived)
# MATHS!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# FP this shit now
YEAH I SAID IT
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Brilliant as per friday
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Oooh candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Four candles?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Fork Handles?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# 'andles for forks.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:16, archived)
# This is lovely.
FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)
# In the last one, is the yellow bit so big because the RA's are x3?
Anyway. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Yep, it's 1 for knees bent, 1 for arms stretched and 3 for ra
... now go cat go!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# * Fwaps

* remembers the Hokey Cokey bit where you used to get to smash your chest against lady bits!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 1:22, archived)
# GO HOME! IT"S A NEWSLETTER!
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue526/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)
# On twitter before the board?
Tsk!

But also thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Woohoo!
Have a great weekend everyone, it's basically drinking from here on out for me.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)
# But I work from home. I'm confused now. :~(~~~~~
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Go out..
..then come back.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)
# yes it is
but it can't make me go home, it's not my father!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# woo! also, the compo wasn't hoaxes and you spelled my name wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# ^ compo this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# haha :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)
# I have to admit I have not read one of these for weeks.
I will however read this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] My Lord, save us from temptation
(I helped save b3ta! LePingouin, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# THE POPE
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# YAY
good to see Im not the only one using powerpoint/paint for Image challenges *click*
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I think this qualifies...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha
love this. Should be a birthday card
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)
# poor Will
it's lonely being number one
(norumbegan, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah YOU ya cunt


Click for bigger (69 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# So that's what mediocre looks like!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(mousehats, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# pffft
hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Who's that?
Something to do with sportball or politics?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# it' s that god hating cunt, richard dawkins
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# But he looks nothing like Emma Watson here!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# But how can you hate something that doesn't exist?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# I hate my ability to come back with a witty retort, and that doesn`t exist
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)
# If you think of something later just PM it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# pearly
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Is it a Star Trek Wars thing?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Yeah
He's Admiral Garibaldi of the Cylon empire
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# mmm biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Is he brown bread then?
I hope he died in Egypt and someone is now giving him farewell sex.
www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/Europe/Egypt-s-Farewell-Intercourse-law-allowing-sex-with-dead-wives-sparks-fury/Article1-846951.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)
#


Click for bigger (49 kb)

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Monty Python God is the best God
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)
# YES!
You got his expression spot on
i think its the nostrils that nail it.

Have a victory pic of me as freebase

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Fffffuuuuuu....
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Fuck - this is Sparta!!
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha fuck!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# dedication to the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Holy mother of...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# I WILL do a 3d freebase one day
Toasty's was rart good
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# The fuck is strong with this one
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# freakingly freakilly like freebase...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
# *saves for later*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Haha
Lovely stuff!
I saw a guy who really looked like this twat yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Candles!
Happy b3taday old bean.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Bejesus!!
Thank you Sir, I didn't even notice!
Hang on it should have been yesterday, are we affected by leap years on here?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)
# birthdums mister roman numerals!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Thank you taters!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# GASP!
Candleage!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Blimey I'm 5 already!
Cheers AEiYM!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Happy candles mate!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Thank you Sah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# FUCK!
Boobies?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)
# it's all flabby man muscle

haha, now you mention it, he does look like an east end barmaid
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Cor....
...you make it sound so hot right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# She looks like my old gran.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Yes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# 

FFFFFF    UU     UU      CCCC     KK   KK   !!
FF        UU     UU     CC  CC    KK  KK    !!
FF        UU     UU    CC         KK KK     !!
FFFFF     UU     UU    CC         KKKK      !!
FF        UU     UU    CC         KK KK     !!
FF         UU   UU      CC  CC    KK  KK
FF          UUUUU        CCCC     KK   KK   !!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Susan Boyle?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Happy Goatse! (nice done btw, hope you don't mind?)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# F U C K
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Oh Lotdy YES!!!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Sexy tiem
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# By Lord Henry's second-hand pickaxe, the board is slow today.
the board is slow today.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Indeed
Some nice pics but everyone's saving themselves for Moggy to post ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# it's clan soul
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# he hasn't been back since you fucking bullied him off
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# dear god
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)
# *confuses*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# I'll take that as a would then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# haha, now that' s what I call a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Been looking for an excuse to pea this for ages
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Lully stripeyness
also merry candlenessmas
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Cheers HEKIM
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# haha, I like it
Have a Happy Candle Click!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Thank you Q4
Have a temporary roasted totem
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
the rules

1. Not too long.
2. Don't steal a joke from twitter
3. Winner gets his / her own weight in shit
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Although I can tell you how much I shit in 40 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Please step away from the gas canisters and come out peacefully. You won't be harmed.
Well you never know. He could be a b3tan taking the current flounce mentality to extreme, and it would be nice to think that the newsletter could provide a public service.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Something about Tottenham court road and not passing courses?
Or maybe "not"?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Now with added vejazzle.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# > 1 PRINT "YOU ARE A NOB'; > 2 GOTO 1; > 3 RUN - shit syntax error
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# proving that the last mimsy was based on a true story
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# LAST NEWSLETTER EVER
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Bring back John Major
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Padlocked in a little red bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
#
"42"  "no that's the perforated eel"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Who's shit?
*leaves ones self wide open*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# [Mod edit] Newsletter was 5kb above allowed size
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)
# SPECIAL EDITION NEWSLETTER: 404 PIXELS OF GOODNESS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Murdoch switched to tories after Widdecombe page 3 appearance
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# POSTHUMOUSLY £800K RICHER
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# B3ta newsletter: Absolutely no influence on political policy - guaranteed.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# More disappointing than usual
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# the mods ate my hamster
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# If you can't love the one you want, love the one you're within
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# TRAVELLING FROM WARREN STREET TO LEICESTER SQUARE VIA STOCKHOLM
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# I@ve got new socks on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS! You are the 10000000th reader! You've just won your weight in shit
These things write themselves, Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Posted from outside the Clarksons' living room window
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# ginger biscuits with brown sauce on: the cool new snack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# now 78% better than the old sletter.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# We don't know our arse from our elbows... because we've got smelly elbows.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Russian kangaroos.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
# ^thats one aching bulging bullsack right there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)
# :)
also, isn't nature incredible
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Fractupials
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# ha!
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Cyrillic Bang?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] fuuuck
(wankdog, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# this is quite putting me off my ginger biscuits with brown sauce on top
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# i just managed to
eat sweatbreads coated in ready brek (works qite well), but maybe this means i want to do a sex with freebase
(wankdog, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
# quite possibly
and yes, oats and oat-based stuff makes a very nice coating
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I never would have guessed that freebase would be the most bindun of the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# I don't get why people are using him to express disappointment either.
In my book, he's shorthand for all that is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)
# agreed
big up the 'base
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# imagine the frames are in a different order
and it's freebase turning into a fit girl
(wankdog, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# absoFUCKinglutely
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
#
never w sh
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)
# *Sings*
Tall and tanned and young and lovely, the FUCK! from Iponema goes walking...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# It's been a long time...

Probably bindun to death by now, but oh well.
Also sorry if it's a bit big, I'm using a much larger screen so it's hard to tell.
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:37, archived)
# i thought that was the worst seamyness until i realised they were flags!
not seen this bindun tbh
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Strangely the seamyness comes from the original poster.
They're just as bad in the original
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)
# yeah it looks fine, just when i originally saw it i thought you'd stuck two pictures of some hippos with huge backgrounds on the pic
/double take blog
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:43, archived)
# You, in conversation with your own head.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Ha, didn't even notice that.
and here was me thinking my name was original.
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# If your real name is 'Otto Utterfucker' my brain may well implode.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Ofcourse not. My name is Utto Otterfucker.
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# ^ditto
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
# pfff
not a bad film, but if i'd been one of those kids, i'd have been a hell of a lot sneakier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
# how sneaky would they let you be ?
I think the game master would soon put an end to any sneakyness that wasn't entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)
# if i teaed up with any of the others
it'd only be to win their trust and then stab them in the back, quite literally.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Tits-nose and Vag-ear on that Pink Hippo illustration!
How do you know your screen's much larger than everyone on B3ta? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Funny you should mention that because I also put in a subtle bell-end tongue
Because I'm one of them tools who thought it was a good idea to have a 32" TV as your monitor without realising you still have to sit really close.
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# hahaha, I missed that one
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Fun, fun, fun by the ton, ton, ton
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] minor gripe :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)
# and have you considered using /links?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:37, archived)
# *belated birthday kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# ^ This, but in a totally straight way
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# *eyes suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Did you see 'Terry the Turd-Fish" made an appearance yesterday?
He was my Favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:05, archived)
# yes i did :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Did you ever go anywhere with Space Creatures, that was going to be next wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# not yet
i've been far too busy on my alcohol project
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha... You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Ooo thanks...
* Hugs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Eh?
Never had that message.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:37, archived)
# I get it all the time.
It's probably something to do with this corporate firewall...

I deal with it rationally and calmly, by trying it again until it works.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
# This is truly lovely
It's like cctv of a flouncing interfatty in action
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:38, archived)
# flouncing interfatty
i shall endeavour to use this as an insult at every possible opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha, been there many times
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Press 'Esc' and it's Jonathan King being whisked off to the nonce wing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)
# unseen mindpiss
didnt see your comment til I STOLE ALL OF YOUR RECOGNITION
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha
"Nice action!" (said in an Alan Partridge style)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Is that johnathan king?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
# /\ this
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
# SORT OF A DEVELOPMENT OF WHAT I WAS SAYING...AGAIN, IT'S FINE TO JOIN IN.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Not done one of these for ages...
...so I will indulge myself.

Zoomify
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:10, archived)
# COR!
That's a beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
# I absolutely
LOVE THESE!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Sharing the love

Biggification
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Take that, war!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Its perforated eel bat
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Later...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# My fault
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Think you can take him down?
I'll watch from over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Oooh!
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:02, archived)
# woo! I like
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] No mission complete. No final screen.
Just a loop back to the start. Games were hard in those days.
(chutneyweasel, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Kids today don't understand the stamina that those games used to take
Hours of your life spent playing it non-stop. None of this "save" business. Lightweights.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
# I feel we were perpetually lied to.
All of the games had a plot, none of them had closure.

I kicked prostitutes in the tits in Target Renegade for nothing. There was no hot chick to rescue. Only the game to play on loop, forever and ever and ever and ever...
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:52, archived)
# I finished 'Elite' though.
That's how boss I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
# I never got beyond Dangerous
six whole weeks of solid playing. good grief.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
# I don't think you can actually finish Elite.
But once you get the 'E-L-I-T-E' title and have completed all 3! missions there's little to encourage any more gameplay.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# I got to be "Elite"
...was there more to it than that?

I remember getting whacked a couple of times early on by the Thargons, but once I'd tooled up and felt ready to deal with them, the buggers were nowhere to be found :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)
# On the Speccy version I was always in Thargoid space
Shortly after the dreaded 'Fuel Leak' warning.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:04, archived)
# you could get into thargoid space, or whatever it was called
by doing something in hyperspace. pressing some combination of buttons. it always ended in tears.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Thargoids, that was it
They only ever seemed to show up when you were completely unprepared :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Thargons were the little robot drones the thargoids would release.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# god, can you imagine trying to sell it now?
three lives? seriously? when do you get more? never? you mean you go back to the start? fuck that.

also, fuck Eugene.

[edit] Oh gods, I'm having Amoebatron flashbacks.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)
# More lives?
You can gain your first extra life with the score from the first object in The Vat if you're playing really well...
/Fanboi
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# and the joy of spending hours at a game only to come up against an unbeatable boss
because the programmers ran out of time and didn't get the ending to work.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)
# The first Accounting software package I worked on had the same problem.
We sold it before writing the year-end routines as,'We've got 12 months to write that.'

Somewhat foolishly forgetting that financial year ends don't line up with Calendar year ends. That was a mad panic when a customer who bought our software in March wanted to run his year end in April.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)
# running a financial year end in april..
who ever heard of such a thing! ...

oh.. wait.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# ^ this, with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Chuckie Egg!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
# the game starts again
but the yellow duck flys out and around to kill you! Almost shat ourselves when that first happened.

Never got more thana few levels further in though, no idea what happened if you managed to complete it the second time with duck.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 8:04, archived)
# Not even a choice of different coloured explosions?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahaha click


Shud mention this is all pee.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Selling very well
in the Midlands.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Nice work and true words. In the old days every pixel was precious!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
# If you weren't using the level-skip cheat (like wot you are)
you'd see an obscure graphical image flash up momentarily at the end there.

But then, yeah, it loops...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Game over man, game over!


Crappy game endings.

shit lazy bastadrs, I know there's like no memory for much but jesus.. just repeating

or in the case of xenon 2.. what do you get? you get a dot on the middle of the screen, hahah that's so funny! for putting up with several identical levels of shit with the same CRAP (YES I SAID CRAP, BECAUSE IT'S CRAP, BITCH) tune repeatedly hahah

fucking shitmap brothers, gan te fook ye shites.

/80's games in general blog

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# More Murdoc


Not that I could really bear to see a Gibson Flying V Bass used as a blunt instrument...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:21, archived)
# XD Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)
# XD Thanks!!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)
# XD Thanks! XD Thanks!! XD Thanks!!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)

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