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[challenge entry] I can't spell lemacq and this pic is cack
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
# You could at least have 'shopped the photo of Lamacq
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:38, archived)
# I didn't realise how pretty he was until I googled him
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Evet's camel looks saucy...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Camel Spider.


Click for bigger (210 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# YOU NEED ME
YOU NEED ME YOU NEED ME YOU NEED ME YOU NEED ME YOU NEED ME YOU NEED ME YOU NEED ME YOU NEED ME
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBsdWW7MOew
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Great. Now
I won't sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:10, archived)
# UOuhaouahuhuhuhu
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 11 May 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Snap.
b3ta.com/board/10765385
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 11 May 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Naaaaaaaaaaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I'd be happier if real spiders looked like that...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:06, archived)
# What?!
You mean you wish they were as big as camels? Imagine the structural damage they'd do with their web-building activities!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 12 May 2012, 17:51, archived)
# 12345 posts


It's as good an excuse as any to get naked
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Is he showing his cock off to the sky?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# perhaps he's showing off the sky to his cock
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Big dark wet tunnel
I had to show my cock what it would be like to make sex with Katie Price
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:43, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Congrats on your "the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage" milestone!
and also on achieving such a godlike pose
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Happy numbers in a row day!
Next one on 123,456?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# I'll be naked again long before that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Hooray!
Why is it always tunnels in your posts?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Bet it's a Freudian thing
Tunnels, birth canal...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
# So not only do you lurk around dingy tunnels and sewers
you do it in the buff....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
# it's the only way to play
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:38, archived)
# THERE CAN BE ONLY OOOOONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
# World's most powerful ejaculation to blame for hole in tunnel roof, say experts
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Nice figure….
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Congratulations!
Have a bear :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 11 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
# this really happened
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
# I think you were slightly mean to keep taunting it like that
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 11 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
# cock bears are on the increase
Be careful when you go out naked
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# It wasn't intentional, it's a conflict of personalities
They're polar opposites.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Well it looks like a cock, only smaller?
Congrat PP!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
# haha yeah*, and where is the click for bigger?? eh? eh?
*woo
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Frank Drebin says
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Nice one =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sat 12 May 2012, 2:04, archived)
# Yay, are you wearing kinky boots or have you just got long socks on?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Kinky boots
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Are they your real buttocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 11 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# thought he looked like the getty buttocks man
no 30 of 60..

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 12 May 2012, 0:24, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 12 May 2012, 4:43, archived)
[challenge entry] CAMEL!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# haha camel raptor
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# I wasn't aware that camels were predators
in fact I don't actually know what camels eat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Sand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Plankton
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Chips
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Penguins
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Smaller camels
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Ghee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Your mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 May 2012, 19:35, archived)
# this is a run down of my reaction to this
right... what's this... what a boring p- oh! hahahaha!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
# tastey treats!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:19, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 11 May 2012, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] 80s pop quiz RIS anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Culture Club?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Mince and prepare some korma cameLion?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# in YOUR cultu- oh
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
# You should animate it
so he comes and goes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# That's my plan for tonight.
The coming and going. Not the animation.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Do you really want to hurt me?
Oh, and *spang*. :-)

He looks quite friendly, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 11 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Indeed. The source art was a very charismatic looking camel.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# I think it's
κάρμα καμήλα λιοντάρι
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Apostrophe abomination
Punctuation hybrid
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Unlikely crossbreed watches cubist sperm aerial display team
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
# I love that band.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# good work.
also - spang!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
# comma comma comma comma comma big cat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# With a big camel face.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Liamal
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
# It's not as funny as it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
# That was years ago?
Are you another one storking me?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
# In the jungle the liony jungle the lion sleeps tonight...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:25, archived)
# has everyone gone home?

Click to see what tasteful works of art you can get hold of...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Hi HT
I made a fluffy CDC for the live auction if you want to add that to the live auction list...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
# done, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
# BUM TINSEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
# illuminated bum tinsel!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:35, archived)
# I've been meaning to add something to the auction.
I'll try to find it over the weekend so it's ready for the bash auction.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Please tell me this isn't your cat!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Have an Arc Demon
Sketch for a friend.


EDIT: Sorry first image was big enough to be seen from space
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# nice wings!
oh well, time to go.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Bye Smashy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# see ya
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Night! Drive safe!
and thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Nice detail in the muscles
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# :) Thanks kindly!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# BUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# ARSE!
:)

It's been a camel-filled day, but I'm off to bed, 1am here *yawns*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# BOTTY!
G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Horny
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I bet this tastes salty........
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Phwoor...

/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# ahaha and arf
and click
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 11 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
"they shrink when they're marinaded"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Play it again, Gran

A pearoast from a long long time ago. Made me smile when I found it though.
(Sacamacamojo II is now on his 3rd b3ta account, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Yamaha Animatronic Dead-Gran
...awww hell, don't say it's a pearoast, you'll have all the joy-voids out moaning at you.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# the joy-voids
Great name for a band!
(Sacamacamojo II is now on his 3rd b3ta account, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Playing some dirge, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Or possibly some Skrillex.
going by the keyboard action.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 11 May 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I was thinking Ramjet or Thrust
/argh, kill me now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Pontins knobbly alzheimer's winner, 1983.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:13, archived)
# play them out keyboard gran
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Eels up insoid yaa, findin' an entrance wherever they can!
Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Everyone stop!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Haw! dunderheid! this man's deed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Guffaw
*clicks
(Sacamacamojo II is now on his 3rd b3ta account, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Hehe, reminds me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SrGB_vb0Zg
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# good old fast show!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# he fucking loves mordors
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop!!! Camel time !!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
# That's rather superb
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:23, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
# needs more Obersalzberg
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
# haha
fuck sake

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
# aahhhaah

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Haha That's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# I can dance to this
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 11 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Hell, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 13 May 2012, 3:12, archived)
# it's a newsletter
quite early so if you're at work you can go home now
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue528/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
# yay, i'm at home/work anyway
so it's win/win for me.

*puts feet up*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# up where!?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Mother Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
# yes. yes it is.
well spotted.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# But I am working from home....
does that mean I have to go to the office?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# in cases like this, always go to the pub
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# ^ Win
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
# The sponsored link seems well targeted.
When I think of b3tans, I certainly think of people who enjoy a "luxury lifestyle".
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
# It sounds like a way to offload expensive tat they can't sell to real rich people.
By the way, your stock photo album covers is the funniest thing I've seen all week, especially the Eric Clapton one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Cheers Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
# cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
# das ist sehr gut, mein führer
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# I left work because you said I could.
My boss just called and said I'm fired for gross misconduct.

You'll be hearing from lawyers.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Thank you Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
# :) cheers rob
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Camels are not as good co pilot as they look like...
(I helped save b3ta! LePingouin, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
# i've always wanted to do the camel trophy
just thought i'd share
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] camel racism lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Well he does look like a smug twat
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
# white supremacist camels usually look smug
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
c'mon bunnies
write some funnies
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# The funniest newsletter since the Protocols of the Elders of Zion
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
# LOLCAMERON
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I haven't been watching Leveson today been on the newsletter but that bit did reach me
lolcameron indeed
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# This week all the links go to child pornography (just like every other week)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I think Time magazine are doing that this week
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# The front cover is a mirror and the headline is PAEDO OF THE YEAR 2012
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Less
appealing than finding blood on your toilet paper
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# if it's not hurting it's not working
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Treat this newsletter as a warning call
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I'd
rather inject my eyes with bad AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
# This bomb is pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 11 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
# I'm sorry, I don't recall which newsletter this is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# old internet cunts residents association minutes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
# minutes as in time
or minutes as in very small?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:46, archived)
# minutes as in far away
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:48, archived)
# ah, right. i'm with you now, ted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Minutes as in the written record of a meeting
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# ah, right
most meetings i've been to, nobody wanted to keep records....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Minutes
as in personal ownership of a member of the salamander family
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:53, archived)
# PM DC - WTF? STFU LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
# We
didn't expect Vidal to die Sassoon
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
# I saw a version of that I liked
Vidal jokes already? Too Sassoon.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
# As welcome as Johns happy finish.....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 11 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Fewer facts and more twats than the Leveson Inquiry
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Thatcher ne sont pas morts cette semaine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Salon Vidal. Why did you leave us sassoon?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 11 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Prince Charles' long range weather forecast predicts a lack of reign
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:42, archived)
# THIS WEEK GUEST-EDITED BY REBEKAH WADE
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:42, archived)
# free boiling piss for every reader
that, or a gregg's pasty. your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Rangers FC 2013 Line up - Naismith, Naifuture, Naiclass, Naimoney, Naistadium, Naihope, Naitrophies, Naiprospects, Naifans, Naimanager, Naiplayers.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
ahahaha

I'm not particularly anti-Rangers but if it means ICT finish 9th instead of 10th then hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha, naigamesontelly
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Mobile
company offers in-flight virgins
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Torrential
drought declared over.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# b3ta newsletter, giving Joel something to do since 2002
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:49, archived)
# I WANT TO SEXY EARTHWORMS, claims Coalition
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Only 1546 days to go until Rio 2016!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
# The London Olympics: Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't!



[/Withnail
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Does
your minge lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Breastfeeding Adults since 2002
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# bitty?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
# No thanks I've just had lunch :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:10, archived)
# i like this
just looking at it makes me almost feel the warmth of that sun
/freezing cold whinge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
# hehe
i still cant work out if clarkson is real or just a comedy character
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:16, archived)
# thats quite a bumpy ride for a hover-camel
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:20, archived)
# more lumpy that bumpy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Great.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:38, archived)
# something horrible for a friday afternoon



This is from my new video which you might or might not have seen
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Mesmerising.
I love your work.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
# This is indeed vile
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:53, archived)
# thats pretty fucking amazing
Does it tile, too?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:54, archived)
# it is tiling as we speak
you can get the full effect here: cyriak.co.uk/horrible.html
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:02, archived)
# *wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:08, archived)
# you already blew my tiny mind with this
but fucking woo all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:59, archived)
# damn you, monty!
now i'm disturbed and i want calamari!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:01, archived)
# ZOUNDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Lunch is served!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:04, archived)
# I can no longer animate. XD
Top work as usual! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
# holy shi-ite!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:08, archived)
# mmm
worms
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
# I'm as impressed by the brilliant gif optimisation too and seamless tiling.
Top Work.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:03, archived)
# yeah gif optimising is becoming a lost art these days
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
# True - maybe you could do a tutorial page like Lemony once did
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Shuddering bat shit
Amazing
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Ah but does it tile?


Yes, yes it does. Good job! :)

Edit: Crivens, I never noticed your original post was already tiling it. I think that says a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# LOVE this
Great, great work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
#
Senor, the music that accompanies your contortions always manages to be just as alarming as your visuals. Are your soundtracks available for download anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! An astonishment swithen.uk, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Sexeh :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(arctisticus, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha, Get your ass to Mars!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:28, archived)
# obi' s only got the wan cock though
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:19, archived)
# hahahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 13 May 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Baby, you make me wish I had two saddles.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
# IT'S NOT A TUMOUR
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:54, archived)
# haha, "You know the drill . . . pull ones finger Parker"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:02, archived)
# shopped pics only, please
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:05, archived)
# 0_o
fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Poor Gail...oh wait now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Mr Puromycin, you have a call on Line 3
It's the Dromedary Anti Defamition League.


also - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(RobertSwank, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
he looks so cozy!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:25, archived)
# CAMEL LEGGING
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Bear Grylls?

GRYYLS
GRILLS
GIRLS
FECK DRINK ARSE!
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Fri 11 May 2012, 11:51, archived)
# :D
Is it surprisingly cool in there?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Is it fuck!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:10, archived)
# hahah what the hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:34, archived)

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