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# Oh Oh No...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Rowfinger.
Dr. Neargh.
Live and Let Fuck.
The Man With The Golden Gurn.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
# From Fucker with Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 May 2012, 11:19, archived)
# A View to a Fuck ?
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
# On Her Fuckety's Fuckret Fuckfuck
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:40, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 May 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Fuckfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
# fuckino fuckale
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 25 May 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Fuck No
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:42, archived)
# A Quantum of Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:52, archived)
# License to Fuck
Fuckers are Forever
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:20, archived)
# it's weird how some letters look joined up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Burn and bum are personal favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:32, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Haha
Jesus I laughed way too much at this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:58, archived)
# This makes me wish I could see this. >_<
Is anyone else's b3tards not showing pictures? It's doing my head in.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Dr. FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
"..no mr Bond, I expect you to FUCK!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:43, archived)
# I'm imagining this as
a line from a low-budget Bond spoof porno
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:19, archived)
# That gunsight thing always confused me
Does the inside of a gun barrel have the same design as the cardboard tube in the middle of a kitchen roll??
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:18, archived)
# The spiral creates spin, which stabilises the bullet before it exits the barrel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Well, I never knew that
Thanks Cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:15, archived)
# It's called rifling, which is where we get the name rifle
from.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
#


Click for bigger (184 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Nothing subtle just Hull being Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Ah fairy muff.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
# The road to Hull is paved with tarmac.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:08, archived)
# tarmac and broken dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:12, archived)
# and strangled children
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Hull does seem to have a high number of lorry drivers compared to other areas
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
# What font matching algorithm do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:48, archived)
# more chest bursting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Ace expression on Quato's daddy - its bang on
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Open your mind
*Poledouris soundtrack*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Huh, it's Goldsmith
That'll teach me to make assumptions
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Find the extended version.
Best soundtrack ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Manchester
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:51, archived)
# so much to answer for
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Can you hear me?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Much of it positive, to be fair
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:18, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Ace! Open your mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:55, archived)
# excellent
'open your mouuuuttthhhh!'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Ha-ha! Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I must have been on a roll with these.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Kuato Friday is shaping up nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
#
excellent!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 25 May 2012, 20:25, archived)
# hahahaha
not seen that one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:01, archived)
# hahahaha
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:17, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Hahaha...
that is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Sexy!! Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:04, archived)
# ?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
# He has sex appeal to the expression of some reason. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:31, archived)
# bit of a belly burtst here

colour matching etc
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Very good
Brings back rave memories from the early nineties - www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEgiNag27WI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:41, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
# What a Yolk!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Let me be the first to say
eggcellent
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:39, archived)
# Also, good morning all you pompous sons of whores
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:40, archived)
# WAKKA WAKKA!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:43, archived)
# FISTING FULL throttle
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Morning to you too, ya gimp of a pimp
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:43, archived)
# "*"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Worst alien chicken impression ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Cracking
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:41, archived)
# haha, THIS is crackin' lad

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:47, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Don't put all your cleggs in one basket! :D
Hey, is anyone else not getting anything from b3tards right now?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:42, archived)
# haha
No all seems fine from this end doc
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Hmm, I'm not sure what it could be then.
It's rather irritating. ><
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:45, archived)
# You really should work for the sun, as your puns are outstEGGding
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
# I'm sure the yolks there would be eggstatic to have me punning for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:17, archived)
# *smashes with hammer*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:42, archived)
# You can't make an omelette without kicking the shit out of some eggs.
*obliges*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:52, archived)
# This is a good yoke you've shelled out.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Scrambled!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
# CLEGGHEADS!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
# rotten looking clutch you got there :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] the miracle of birth
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:22, archived)
# Awww - poor lickle thing's frightened
no wonder he grew up to hate humans
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:26, archived)
# first impressions are very important
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:26, archived)
# Yay
EDIT: More yay as it is Prometheus next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:30, archived)
# Promethewhat? Promiscuous?
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:14, archived)
# hahah very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:31, archived)
# Is anyone else getting redex?
I think b3tards is throwing a wobbly. Can't seem to get on there, or see anything linking from there.

Anyone?

No?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:33, archived)
# Ha-ha! Excellent.
Also: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/152323
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:35, archived)
# lovely concept :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Happy Towel Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:22, archived)
# I wonder if it will be friends with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:23, archived)
# \oo/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:46, archived)
# \\oo/
Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Good point, well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
stephen fry would like this me thinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Yay! International Towel Day!


I do indeed have my towel with me today.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 25 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:37, archived)
# hahahaha
was this inspired by the alien from jonesy's perspective story?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:43, archived)
# no, just thought about it while drawing this last night:
b3ta.com/board/10775150
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:48, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:58, archived)
# hahaha :D
don't panic, just grab yourself a towel....

edit: *grabs towel*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Poor thing
Unloved from birth, no wonder it took the wrong path in life? (Nice work toasted one)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:42, archived)
# i say... top drawer
(likeajackhammer, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:55, archived)
# hahah :)
Apropos of nothing, I have a theory that the "tunnel with bright light at the end of it" during near death experiences is in fact experiencing being reincarnated and reborn. Which fills me with horror...

When I am dead, I wanna get off this planet for good
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:58, archived)
# don't panic, it's been proven to be just delerium
stroke victims often get it as the right side of the brain shuts down.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Awwww. But that's braw, sir.
I wonder if there is enough mileage in that for a compo - "iconic moments in film and history, seen from the other guy's perspective"?

Let's see if there is.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 25 May 2012, 10:18, archived)
# This has plenty of potential.
Duly voted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
# yeah, would be good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:04, archived)
# New spin
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:51, archived)
# This
Is many kinds of win.
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Fri 25 May 2012, 21:35, archived)
# This is utter genius
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Hello all you lovely b3tain people


* Another hot one today, and I'm not talking about your mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 May 2012, 6:25, archived)
[challenge entry] No, but we're all talking about yours.
Sorry about this....


Ning Wobbly.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 25 May 2012, 6:49, archived)
# "I'll tell you what really gives me the horn..."

Ning Chumper
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 May 2012, 6:56, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7ehgBb4do8
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:11, archived)
# Their expressions are classic... This made me lol all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:24, archived)
# Who came up with
"your mum's a gay racist, you mong"?
Chomskyan slander. Still makes me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:39, archived)
# ya know, the other day,
this guy came up to me and said, you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:52, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZxTb01OgNE&feature=related

Ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:13, archived)
# also...
this is one on my favs.. fast forward to about 3:10 and then listen on..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A8lm3CHe4k
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:16, archived)
# hahahahahahahahhaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:37, archived)
# I hear this *tap* *tap* *tap* on the window
Know who it was?
Bloody Abu Hamza!
stark naked save for a shortie nightie
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:30, archived)
# ning wobbly
i'd give her a consonant up the vowel, if you know what i mean

*nudge, nudge, wink, wink*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:02, archived)
# Ooh, Rachel Riley,
a worthy successor to Carol Vorderman.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Hail and well met, Wobbly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:51, archived)
[challenge entry] nicely - like the flying debris in the background
50 MEGATON FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 May 2012, 0:39, archived)
# I wonder...
if anyone, who has ever used this picture, has noticed the clown's face in the mushroom cloud.

No, not Freebase.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 25 May 2012, 0:44, archived)
# that's kind of what made me do it :)
except i thought it looked more like a gurner
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 May 2012, 0:47, archived)
# *phew* I'm glad other people can see it.
I didn't want to seem like a bit of a mentalist. I'm sure it's intentional. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 25 May 2012, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] what a blast!
(patella, Fri 25 May 2012, 0:44, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 25 May 2012, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] 'KIN DUD!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 May 2012, 2:00, archived)
# Perfect lighting
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 May 2012, 4:48, archived)
# Fantastic!
* clicks HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 May 2012, 6:10, archived)
# 150 Megahitlers
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:00, archived)
# I made this and thought of you.
Got to love Mckirricks tits.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 25 May 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Thou doth flatter me,
For I gave him that ample cleavage.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 May 2012, 6:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(introdus, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:37, archived)
# hehe
looks like a boob
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:40, archived)
# 20 nipple-tons of TNT
Not to be messed with
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 24 May 2012, 23:40, archived)
# The first nuclear breast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:41, archived)
# explosive implants
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14061884
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:53, archived)
# chuck norris: nuclear menace
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:58, archived)
# The vibrating thumb technique! Fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 25 May 2012, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] may I pea here?

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:54, archived)
# the power of a tunnocks tea cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:46, archived)
# cumquat's picture down the board made me do this
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Crumbs! That's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:25, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:31, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Crikey!
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 25 May 2012, 2:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:43, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:00, archived)
# I love teh fluff
is it an old skool revival on B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
# I hope I look like that when I'm 40-odd.
Wait...

Did I just say that?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 May 2012, 23:19, archived)
# I had hoped to look like that when i was 20
Edit: *frowns and checks english grammar book...hmm*
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:23, archived)
# I sort of do.
But I never smile; the professor can't seem to stop.

EDIT: Uh-oh... did I make a mistake? o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:24, archived)
# I bet he still gets
ID'ed
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Might even still be waiting for his first pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:27, archived)
# I ordered mine
the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:29, archived)
# I don't. That actually saddens me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Is that because you steal all your alcohol?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 25 May 2012, 8:34, archived)
# Like a fluffy penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:29, archived)
# This is so daft it's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:17, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Scientific progress goes "boink".
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Funny. (JollyJack's Hilary)
I think funny thing that she has normal smile.
(Sorry JollyJack. No offense. I do not.)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# That's superb
Stunning stuff, more of this than what has been, please


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Haha XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:42, archived)
# You wisely made her tits bigger than he does.
Needs some funny though, even a bit of TOAP on the paper like "Part Script (Gabby): Gabby goes to the bathroom II" would lock it in.
b3ta.com/board/10774744
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
# JJ seriously fucked up there with her breasts
I actually gazed him expressing my woe
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:15, archived)
# *looks down the page*
I think Nigella's real ones are actually bigger than these cartoon ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 24 May 2012, 23:39, archived)
# I didn't actually gaz him btw regarding breast sizes, I made that up
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Very good. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Thank you ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Very pretty
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 May 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Thank you :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Thats rather nice
But please - its HILARY. I know the L's and R's get confused over there, but doing it frequently is just opening yourself up for some steretypical jokes from the b3ta community.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Thanks for your notice. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Good job Mog!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:10, archived)
# X3 Yays!! Thanks!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:55, archived)
# This is fantastic
I love the soft colours. A fine tribute, Moggy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 27 May 2012, 3:17, archived)
# tummy trouble
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Haha
They both look mildly disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 May 2012, 22:22, archived)
# So watching Prometheus opening night.
I hope it's as good as the trailers make it out to be, because the trailers look fucking AMAZING.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Mind Piss Downstairs
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:29, archived)
# The only thing that bothers me is the Space Jockey.
I've seen how comics and other stuff have portrayed it, a bit hit and miss... but to see how Ridley Scott will explain it will be interesting, and hopefully not disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Big lad. Probably naughty. Becomes fossil.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:52, archived)
# I'll settle for that
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Can't argue with that. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:26, archived)
# is John Hurt cheering with joy there? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:28, archived)
# He is obviously over whelmed and feeling flushed Mr Toast
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Well that's not a good start to the day
Off to see Prometheus at the IMAX when it comes out. Rubbing legs in expectation.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:27, archived)
# "Bollocks"
Ace as per
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:28, archived)
# I really didn't need to see this
while I have stomach flu.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Blod, blod, blod! Blod an' fi-yah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# they have
a certain melancholy about them

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
# CHESTCOCK
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] You know where this is leading.......

'Splosions!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:33, archived)
# " 'Splosions of flavour"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ey7sm7EQMo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:37, archived)
# :)
Gave me a chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:39, archived)
# haha :)
a friends brother had that book, mad 80s student b*stard

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I gotta say....
.... looking for the source image made my bottom twitch.

Type Anarchist cookbook into Google and you get flagged.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# fuck 'em :)
as long as I don't use the words “terrorist” “bomb making,” “airport security” “homemade plastic” I'm fin..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# *Prodigy69 has been renditioned....
I better start packing my things before the Rads get me too
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:52, archived)
# *Fears*
Two of b3ta's finest on terrorist alert shock!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Type it into ask jeeves instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
# meh, type acetone accelerant fuel air mix botulism islam anticapitalism and you get flagged
hell, type "flags are shit"

and you get flagged.

you also get offers of folk trying to sell flags.

which, if you buy any, gets you flagged.

Though from it's reputation the only thing the anarchists cookbook gets you flagged for is darwin awards.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Tells you how to cook up explosives.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# I recommend thermite.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:31, archived)
# I see.
I was expecting, I dunno, a chilli con carne with a little more spice, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:57, archived)
# very badly
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 May 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Ah, someone who admits to reading it.
HE'S OVER HERE MI5!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Nope never read it, it did get discussed widely on a pyrotechnics forum I was on.
So I've already been vetted, my owner took me to a place full of smells and I slept, woke up and had fewer bits to lick.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 May 2012, 22:25, archived)
# general things go boom and other shenanigans
[not that I would think about that kind of thing]
c/o f.b.i agents that are watching
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:52, archived)
# aren't 50% of fbi agents on the internet 15 year old girls?
or was it the other way around

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:00, archived)
# You mean the 43 year old FBI agent I've been talking to is secretly a teenage girl?
Why would he do something like that?! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# they get a bonus for every extra body put in jail, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:05, archived)
# i'd like to explode all over her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# She can taste my batter anytime
snarf, fnarr, gluck
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
# We really can't take you anywhere can we
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# of course you can
once

after that once the place'll be broken.

still, plenty of other locales needing a vigorous seeing to, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# strange, it's as if you know me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 May 2012, 9:01, archived)
# Baby, I'm ready to go-o-o-o...
She's 52, you know. I don't know any 52 year olds who look like that...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# really?...bloody 'ell :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Born in 1960
Along with Carol Vorderman and Julianne Moore. Must've been something in the water that year...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 24 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# *checks when Sigourney Weaver was born* Oh man... >>
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Age creeps up
soon you'll be typing 'granny pr0n' into search engines.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 May 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Haha, and then SAGA take me away
and stick me on a coach heading for, I dunno, Llandudno or Southport. Somewhere depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Nowt wrong with an older experienced woman
/man/dog/goat/etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 May 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Now that is amazing...
52.. and I still would. Mind you... Anne Robinson.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 25 May 2012, 0:35, archived)
# Yeah, but does she tile?
tile cook socks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
# needs more boob
and explosions!

WOo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Mmmm.......boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:36, archived)
# :) boom boom
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 24 May 2012, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for t'comp. can't remember what I was thinking when I did this
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:20, archived)
# can you remember what you were thinking when you pea'd in a new thread?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:22, archived)
# "this is bound to get happytoast's back up"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:24, archived)
# my back's almost horizontal on the sofa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I guess you're on a laptop
Or possibly a bellytop?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 24 May 2012, 21:32, archived)
# crappy little netbook thing sat to my left that I glance at when not drinking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:36, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 23:15, archived)
# knob
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Needs the snip.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:41, archived)
# I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:04, archived)
# "Oo 'eck DM!"
Erm... that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
#
Hamtoucher
(dringypie, Fri 25 May 2012, 7:01, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Well this is what I imagined when the picture was described to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 24 May 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Now *that's*
an explosive blow job...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:13, archived)
#

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:37, archived)
# This is undoubtably how he will come
to bring us madness and pain
and drive humanity insane

Personally I can't wait :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:46, archived)
# In the midst of all the dull and monotonous misfortune gracing the news...
...a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome relief.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 24 May 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Mate, I could not have composed it more beautifully myself
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# haha
This is still fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 24 May 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Teh Sexi Hilter



(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 25 May 2012, 8:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Be vere careful, Professor Kitteh...

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Wait for it . . .
wait for it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
# alright Manley
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Evenin' Paul.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
# It sure is a warm one
how's the ankle?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Quite sore
but yes, I am far too hot.

How is life in general?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
# tedious in the main TBH
but I'm better off than 98% of the world's population, so will grin and bear it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Sounds good to me.
I need to rebuild my house and am crippled, but it will pass.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# last I recall you had destroyed a floor and cut through somthing you shouldn't have (probably an arm I expect)
I take it you aren't all living in a car or something like that though?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] heh heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Oh my!
How talented!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:38, archived)
# it's all that fois gras
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# I saw this and.........
....I nearly pissed!!!

A little embarassing as t'Mutha-in-Law is staying this evening
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
#
*Does a special Diamond Jubilee giggle*

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:20, archived)
# This is legend
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 May 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Classy...
... very classy.
[click]
(minimalist ..., Thu 24 May 2012, 23:02, archived)
# cackle cackle cackle
ooohhh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Philip's face is perfect.
Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
# I actually adblocked this
I visit b3ta a lot when im bored, and constantly having a lady bum heaving gas out on loop at the top of the frontpage for several days is a bit nauseating. I didnt like it when someone did the samantha cameron version, and i dont like it now - perhaps more so, because the queen isnt kinda hot like samantha...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
# erm...I made it...........but I didn't front page it
maybe you should have a word with the mods regarding things being on the front page that aren't to your liking.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Brilliant!
I was entirely uninterested in the Jubilee until I saw this.
(North Utsira South Utsira, Fri 25 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
# you can see the fear in his eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:34, archived)
# It's okay, they always land on their feet :)
I also made a special B3ta edition from the source:

For those times when it all gets a bit heated... like that thread below, for example...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:41, archived)
# THE CUNT'S GONNA BLOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Oh noes!
Kittens and their curiosity
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Oh, noes!
EDIT: shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] mxn chmclz srz bzns
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# May I be the first to say:
FUCKIN' HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# left the gas on?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:49, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not a gynaecologist
Those IUDs look dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Needs more FAT CAT
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Have one I made the other day, and forgot to post (because it's shit).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
# red + blue = fiery orange
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:38, archived)
# No matter who you are... "I LOVE YOU"!!! :33


Click for bigger (116 kb)
(halala4832 http://www.ongags.com, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:55, archived)
# OFFS!
not only are you just posting pics you have found on the internet, you are also deleting threads.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

In other news, I am hot, but y'all knew that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 19:55, archived)
# But it's shopped
Can't you see he shopped out the website tag from the top-right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:58, archived)
# haha - fuck yes!
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/91868/1337885461/www.leadingfun.com.kiss.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 19:59, archived)
# He got da skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Oi halala4832
fluffy notice: Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:03, archived)
# If you've been affected by any issues in this thread, call our helpline.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:02, archived)
# I expect this thread is going to self-destruct
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:02, archived)
# comp it!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:11, archived)
# haha!
WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:11, archived)
# l33t photoshopxor skillz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:22, archived)
# My reply vanished in a puff of internet smoke
the mods are getting quick these days
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:59, archived)
# it's all the coke
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:00, archived)
# I'm quite gutted
it featured an elephant walrus fisting David Cameron, and took six hours to make in full view of my boss
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Do walri have fists?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:04, archived)
# I expect they evolved them specially
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Speaking of evolution, look who has grown to be a very beautiful young lady

^CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
# bloody hell, that genuinely made me well up a bit
she's all grown up and is a magnificent lady
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
# And she should have a few brothers and sisters in a week or two..
Just in time for a Canon 1DX to arrive on these shores to capture every moment
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# The elegance of felines.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# thinkin' 'bout lunch
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Bill Bailey?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Luckily that's a completely inbred white tiger
we would have nothing to do with given it's not a natural species
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:28, archived)
# the banjo player of the cat world
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Oh indeed
Top of the things you want to spot staring at you with a banjo in it's paws, salivating

That is actually quite a concept..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# That is so beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 May 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Invite the PM to the zoo
Make this a real thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:20, archived)
# I shall add this to my list of things to do
Edward Norton was in yesterday adding his name to something charitable, cool guy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Hope you yelled out "Your anti-virus software sucks!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
# really?
as in actor Edward Norton? cool
He's meant to be a right awkward bugger to work with hence his not being the Hulk in the avengers movie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Gave us his presence for an event last night
though I can't remember what for. I expect it will be in the news in a day or two. They asked if I could cover the event, but failed to wave any money under my nose

Edit: Camera traps. "We have a reception and dinner in the Council Room this evening with the actor Edward Norton, who’s working with Jonathan Baillie on a project to expand Instant Wild and improve monitoring in Kenya."
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Remember, folks, you heard it here first!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:08, archived)
# That's the life, eh?
Sniffin coke off a squirrel's tits!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:04, archived)
# we can only dream of being in that particular fast-lane
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:06, archived)
# ^this
It's what fires me up and gets me going in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:04, archived)
# *rubs nipples*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Uh-oh
Somebody's mis-placed the bunker keys.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# O_o Ohh
I want to draw this!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I bet you do. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:58, archived)
# The dog isn't raping the cat
just 'special cuddling'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 19:58, archived)
# "They're just dancing."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:59, archived)
# That's his "special lipstick"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:00, archived)
# "They're playing leapfrog."
Might pop out to the shop whilst it's still nice out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Here's two pounds, take your time while your mum and I pop upstairs for a lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:05, archived)
# I read that as poop upstairs
DIRTY MUMMY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Hi Moggy.
We don't like this picture. He stole this picture. This is bad humanism.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Spoken like a native
I heard they're going to be offering it on those Rosetta Stone adverts
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:07, archived)
# they may as well have just set those ads in a Lidl
it's like the United Nations in there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
# I like Lidl, it's bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:09, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Let's have a b3ta bash in a Lidl
I like the one in Brixton
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:13, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:13, archived)
# I WILL KILL AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:57, archived)
# *understands*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Christmas is ruined!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:03, archived)
# If you recall, Christmas was already ruined.
I think this has probably fucked up New Year's.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Are there any serious ramifications for Easter?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Let's just put it this way
Ascension day is cancelled
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Which one is ascension day?
Is that the one with the Jews?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Mu, I'm sorry but I think it's ALL fucked at this point.
Probably best to skip straight to 2014 and take it from there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Aw man!
*thrusts hands in pockets*
*kicks dirt*
*slouches off*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:10, archived)
# You will get many replies, but don't expect flowers and chocolates.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:58, archived)
#
Or roses
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:54, archived)
# My kind of flower.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# oh do be a good chap and FUCK RIGHT OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 24 May 2012, 19:58, archived)
# so anyway...
you were saying something about Argos and air conditioners...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 19:59, archived)
# yes
I don't 'do' hot weather very well, my brain starts to short circuit
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:00, archived)
# I got so sleepy in my dull dull stuffy office today
that I needed 2 cans of Monster in one go. Then I was just as tired and needed a piss
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Water, water, and more water
3 pints of water perked me right up this afternoon (and no hangover to recover from, either).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:03, archived)
# This hot weather does have it's advantages though, especially when you work in a city centre
with lots of pretty girlies walking about

ifyouknoworramean
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:11, archived)
# This is true. Where do they all go when the sun's away?
Are they like anti-vampires?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:13, archived)
# they are still there, you just have to stare for longer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:15, archived)
# A guidebook
books.google.co.uk/books/about/Le_Frotteur_est_homme_du_monde.html?id=eF4ltwAACAAJ&redir_esc=y

(may not be a guidebook)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:18, archived)
# The wiper is the man of the world??
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# I got lots of cold drinks but it doesn't really help, just fills me up with liquid
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:04, archived)
# my seat appears to be the one that is furthest from every aircon outlet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:09, archived)
# this is pic chur make me aaw

ya fanny!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:58, archived)
# X3 aww
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:01, archived)
# I love you back, you great big sack of shit!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Lassies had a cock too
s/he was a pre-op canine transexual
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:04, archived)
# I <3 Lossie
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Poor Timmy. He always was a bit of a pillow biter.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Duh, what are going to do now George?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
Hello new person.

It can be a bit odd here and hard to understand at first why somne things are fine (CDCs) and others are not.

My advice it to take a step back for a bit and watch, only post things that you have made yourself and try to avoid rushing the board or deleting threads.

If you have any questions please gaz me and I will see if I can answer, but in the mean time, please read our FAQ.

Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Who the munster-flicking heck do you think you are,
Coming here with your so-called "reasonable advice"?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:41, archived)
# I am Lord Manley of Venn
and you would do well to fear me, little man.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:44, archived)
# it's true
he will likely fall on you or something
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Let us establish this, once and for all:
b3ta - the advanced truths

1) Nobody knows exactly where the line is, but you will find out quickly when you have crossed it.

2) The mood, will and whimsy of the board is not to be fathomed or dictated.

3) If your post count per year exceeds your salary, then you probably spend too much time on B3ta.

4) If you open B3ta outside of your usual days/time period, don't expect to be popular, understood or even liked. However if you are not popular, understood or liked in your usual days/time period, then this doesn't matter.

5) /talk boarders all secretly want to be /boarders but they will never admit it.

6) Lurkers are always watching.

7) Mods fucking love the power.

8) Deleting a thread is often worse than creating an inappropriate thread in the first place. Nobody can tell you exactly why.

Item three may not apply in this instance, however
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:59, archived)
# ^ s'true
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 21:01, archived)
# I swiped it from your profile
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Especially
item 6
(J.T., Thu 24 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Just for fun I did an animation.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Haha amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:36, archived)
# This is most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Floof! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Awww, it's like the raw material for a pair of comfy gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# X3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:49, archived)
# D'awwww :D
Is that Knut?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:57, archived)
# NO NEED TO BE RUDE MAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:58, archived)
# I'm ok
he speaks to me like this all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha... You can see his little chopper!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 May 2012, 19:55, archived)
# FNARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 May 2012, 19:57, archived)
# he's peddling very fast but not getting anywhere
I bet the gears are knackered

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:01, archived)
# He has it in the highest gear he's not good with chopper gears
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:03, archived)
# I think I stole that bike once.
I painted it black, and then someone stole it from me. (true story)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Wow fantastic
I was never allowed to have a chopper as my parents were so tight. The feckers.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 May 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 24 May 2012, 22:46, archived)
# new image challenge
lip-readable gifs!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 25 May 2012, 1:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
(herman:D, Sat 26 May 2012, 0:50, archived)

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