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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Just not Jonny Ball.
Please god not Jonny Ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:34, archived)
# I still have memories of when he used to "reveal all" on kids TV :(((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:51, archived)
# You think "Ball" is his REAL name?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:54, archived)
# He can't. His daughter was quite pretty in her day.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:55, archived)
# heh heh....good series :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:10, archived)
# Whalien.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:22, archived)
# I had thought about that
but thought, "Nah forget it, yo homes to bel air!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:31, archived)
# What a happy hatchling!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:36, archived)
# lol!
*makes flipper noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:02, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Nice one as per Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:13, archived)
# this is for all u monkeylovers :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:41, archived)
# I invested in a company involving these primates
But all the profits came from new investors. It was a chimponzi scheme.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:43, archived)
# There are a bunch of soulless photographers out there who invade every facet of their personal day-to-day activites
the Italians invented a term for them -- paparanzee
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Yeah, they trod on my flowerbeds once, crushed my newly-planted chimpansies
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:53, archived)
# have u seen the Bronzee Fonzee?
www.google.com/search?q=bronze fonz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:58, archived)
# This is panze
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Nooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:02, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:06, archived)
# pffftttt......
*makes nazi monkey noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:09, archived)
# OOH OOH JAA JAA JAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Love the reg.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 May 2013, 10:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:37, archived)
# As I was born in (and so lived through a small part of the 1970s)
I'm am now asking myself some searching questions, as it appears every other fucker alive in that decade was noncing at an Olympic level!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:40, archived)
# I lived through almost half of the 70s.
However, I feel that, as someone who was 4 as the 70s ended, it would be pretty tricky to have engaged in much noncing, Olympic or otherwise.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:09, archived)
# But you could have been a noncee
and you've probably repressed the memory. Best join the band wagon and wave a finger at a random celeb from the 70's
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That van is a thing of joy!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:43, archived)
# It's a Delorean Transit (Sunshine Club Edition).
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:49, archived)
# Best of all the speshal buses
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha
'leave Timmy alone' !!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 8 May 2013, 11:04, archived)
# haha you naughty Mole
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is a thing of beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:44, archived)
# AFAIK, Mallett hasn't been accused of being anything other than mildly irritating in his TV days
...yet.

So, who's next?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Cliff
*fingers crossed*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:19, archived)
#
Bruce, please.
(UTB, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:28, archived)
# Brucie
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Johnny Morris
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:28, archived)
# Nnnnnnnoooooooo!
Actually, he's dead, isn't he? Doesn't matter, then.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Arthur Scargill
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:33, archived)
# James Callaghan
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Maggie Thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:53, archived)
# Rod, Jane and Freddy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Hartley Hare
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:15, archived)
# That awesomely severe woman evaluating pottery on Antiques Roadshow
I bet she eats her young
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 8 May 2013, 20:00, archived)
# Paul Squires
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 9 May 2013, 0:48, archived)
# ahaha that is marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha
Jim'll Flux it for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha, bloody hell.
There must be one celebrity from the seventies that didn't mess with kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Little Jimmy Osmond
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Maggie Philbin
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fucking Hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Great stuff Moley! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Anyone else so excited about the new Arrested Development they try and use photoshop for the first time?


Click for bigger (166 kb)
(SPoRk, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:59, archived)
# He looks like a young Peter Serafinowicz
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:56, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:13, archived)
# I had a Revell kit of BJ McKays truck
in 1/48th scale.

Trucks and primates, what's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:30, archived)
# ^
agreed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:34, archived)
# ...the hell
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:37, archived)
# I had a few truck model kits and lots of Revell muscle car kits in 1/32nd scale.
When you think about it, our childhoods must look very alien to the children of today.

Polystyrene cement could be bought in the paper shop by kids. In hindsight that seems mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:50, archived)
# I had so many car models which I built. Then I learned the ugly truth of the half-life of the glued joints
I started using cyanoacrylates, but that was as an adult, and I lost interest in building them. I wonder if it lasts any longer.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:55, archived)
# I think cyanoacrylates weld the material together?
Polystyrene cement is an adhesive, so it can perish. I can remember picking bits off.

My missus bought me a remake of the classic AMT USS Enterprise kit a few years ago, still haven't made that. Hope I make a better hash of it that the one I had as a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:22, archived)
# wow
You're the oldest member I've come across........!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:09, archived)
# you dirty boy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:10, archived)
# Today's word is : gerontophile
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:54, archived)
# Gerontimo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:03, archived)
# Sexeh
8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Check Monkeon's member number.
Think it's lower than Robs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Something tells me you're not 24 any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:17, archived)
# 35 now
waist.....as they do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:29, archived)
# thats a lotta gigabytes for a little black and white pic
..but it was fun to look at
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:42, archived)
# excited as fuck!!!
when I'm not trying to suck myself off... I mean, blue myself
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 8 May 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Mwapwap

(emptyspace, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 May 2013, 3:08, archived)
# WHY SHE HAS THE BIG HANSANFEET PETRO??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 8 May 2013, 3:27, archived)
# all the better to smack some sense into you, my dear
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 May 2013, 3:56, archived)
# and in unrelated news, ERMAHGERD JELLER BIERFRER
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 May 2013, 3:57, archived)
# oh YEA? oh YEAAHHH?
How you been little rabbit, haven't seen you around here in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 8 May 2013, 6:58, archived)
# ERMAHGERD PERNK RERCKERS!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Oh I love that.
And yes I would.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 8 May 2013, 3:36, archived)
# Get ready for MEGAWANK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:20, archived)
# Gollum's looking hot!
New it was a Pedro right away. Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:17, archived)
# Too brown
still would
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Wonderful! Do you have a gallery of these? If not, you should.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Thanks! ...and thanks everyone else. Actually i do have most of them here...
www.flickr.com/photos/paul_662/sets/72157594172867131/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:38, archived)
# Ha ha
ta, just been there, followed the link in your profile.

Some corkers, though you don't seem to have altered the Victoria Beckham ones for some reason?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:45, archived)
# :D Victoria -- a IRL Bratz Doll
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:56, archived)
# That is yummy!!! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:40, archived)
# true to form
*makes big footed thong noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:10, archived)
# I did this drawing, thought you should know.

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 7 May 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Has he stubbed his toe on a bus?
I hate it when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 May 2013, 22:09, archived)
# late for twerk______________________________________________
time for fourfuckqubes_____________________________________________

spotify:track:0zDmh2olOqLK50XF49BFYX (Someone's In The Wolf by Queens Of The Stone Age)
www.b3ta.com/board/10961726______________________http://www.b3ta.com/board/10961694
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 22:12, archived)
# i just tripped over this, i'm sure some jedis can be added or cdcs
favim.com/gifs/
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 8 May 2013, 0:18, archived)
# The faster it spins, the more i'm convinced it's John Goodman
Is it John Goodman?

Edit: it's definitely John Goodman
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Wed 8 May 2013, 6:56, archived)
# Barton Fink?
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:03, archived)
# Oh my
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 May 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Just another day at the office?
I think you should probably know that I think your drawing is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 7 May 2013, 22:16, archived)
# *something about Barrow-in-Furness bus depot*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 May 2013, 22:18, archived)
#
This is ace, it reminds me of the work of a friend of mine who does the posters for a night in Wigan called "Don't Panic" that are some of the best event flyers I've ever seen!
(Jeremy Jumbles, Tue 7 May 2013, 22:22, archived)
# let's have a gander then
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Wed 8 May 2013, 6:56, archived)
#
Here's the link to their facebook page, the posters are dotted about in their photos :)
https://www.facebook.com/dontpanicwigan
(Jeremy Jumbles, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:14, archived)
# man, he's so grouchy when he's not had his starbucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 May 2013, 22:39, archived)
# this looks very similar to a road near where i work
apart from angry godzilla, of course
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 7 May 2013, 23:28, archived)
# Fucking suits.
Nice drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 7 May 2013, 23:58, archived)
# ker-lick
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 8 May 2013, 0:07, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 May 2013, 0:45, archived)
# Shopped pics only
Thank you please.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 8 May 2013, 0:45, archived)
# is that man in the window 'shushing' him? ...shame
Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 May 2013, 2:45, archived)
# I think it should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 8 May 2013, 3:59, archived)
# Inspired =))
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 8 May 2013, 5:19, archived)
# nice arts
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:00, archived)
# lovely work
Do you sell prints?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:20, archived)
# nope
Not sure how/where/the cost/if anyone would actually want my bunk hanging on their walls. Thinking about it with this one though.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:55, archived)
# I just want you to know that I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:42, archived)
# Really fancy strawberry chewits now
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 8 May 2013, 14:22, archived)
# I think you should know that I like it too.
A fair bit.
(Blonix be alright, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Marvellous work!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:56, archived)
# top stuff
reminds me of the very wonderful Matthew Woodson...apart from the subject matter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:00, archived)
# get on the floor everyone wants a dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:44, archived)
# BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:49, archived)
# Is this a pearoast or a bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:50, archived)
# No pee here.... might be a bindun though
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:52, archived)
# Herman did it first, then Maiden, now you.
It's my turn next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Damn.... I need to check the board a bit more often :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:57, archived)
# They're all good fun =)
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 8 May 2013, 5:47, archived)
# Definitely a bindun
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 May 2013, 21:55, archived)
# cdc tiem
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:53, archived)
# Haha this is great
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 May 2013, 21:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 7 May 2013, 22:00, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 7 May 2013, 23:49, archived)
# :D
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Tue 7 May 2013, 23:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 8 May 2013, 0:00, archived)
# Random, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 May 2013, 0:50, archived)
# ha ha!, not seen this one yet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 May 2013, 0:55, archived)
# This one gives me the fear.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:48, archived)
# Hasta la Fister, baby
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:53, archived)
# The Necronomicon Trilogy is complete.

Turn the fuckpages
www.b3ta.com/board/10961694
spotify:track:5qm0KiVKMXW1kq6VrnIhz5 (Cliffs Of Dover by Eric Johnson)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 22:01, archived)
#
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# letal wapon fi: kiss of tha kuban

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# Elvis is fat...haw haw haw....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 May 2013, 22:13, archived)
# look, a sparrow
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 22:22, archived)
# Haha yes.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 May 2013, 23:03, archived)
# there it is, between the figs
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Makes him look 'simple'.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 May 2013, 23:03, archived)
# giggity giggity
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 May 2013, 2:16, archived)
# haha nailed it!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 May 2013, 2:52, archived)
# Really should have spent more time on this
(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:01, archived)
# I see a theme developing here
(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:06, archived)
# say watt ya sea, watt's mr gooch doin?
watt's mista goochdoin?








www.b3ta.com/board/10961734
spotify:track:0zDmh2olOqLK50XF49BFYX (Someone's In The Wolf by Queens Of The Stone Age)
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# HaHa!!!!!! Deja vu
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Day Jaa Spew
spotify:track:5QFdOfeQlX8gp7ick31XRG (A Dark Knight by Hans Zimmer & James Newton Howard)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:15, archived)
# Trying like crazy to
hold his load of gooch in.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 7 May 2013, 21:18, archived)
# 'wen u gotta bust fuck, best be a gooch'
- Murierl Shentovis (RIP)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOaH6YU6v9s
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Oops...
Sorry for ending my sentence with a preposition, too. :)
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# week, ruined
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 23:34, archived)
# Wash day tomorrow.
Nothing clean, right?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:22, archived)
# NICE NIGHT FOR A GOOCH

BUTT IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO SMEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:14, archived)
# This reminds me of Burton's Ed Wood


imjussayin
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# HaHa!!!! I wonder why?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 7 May 2013, 23:46, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jmIYyskDM8
(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:20, archived)
# Great band!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 7 May 2013, 23:43, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ywWSFnNZ8c
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 May 2013, 22:32, archived)
# HaHa!!! Spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 7 May 2013, 23:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 May 2013, 22:01, archived)
# ...


I've been away a long time...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:28, archived)
# yo!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:29, archived)
# Welcome back
Now stay
plus woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:36, archived)
# welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:36, archived)
# Well...
First post this year. Only seven for the whole of last year. It's not good enough.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:39, archived)
# This is almost exactly what I was going to do, but better.
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:40, archived)
# pissin up the posies
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:42, archived)
# How long do I have to watch
before something pops out of the ground?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:51, archived)
# I've seen a tribute post on twitter:
In my youth, Harryhausen made me believe in monsters.

I was tempted to add:
For the youth of today, we have Operation Yewtree
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:08, archived)
# What they^ all said.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 May 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Woo to the pic
Hadn't actually heard he'd died. Almost every film museum I have ever been to has had something of his as the best bit.

Which, admittedly, is only about 3 museums.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 May 2013, 22:02, archived)
# He's not dead!
They're just setting him up for the next shot!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 7 May 2013, 23:56, archived)
# I shouldn't be laughing at that, but I can't help myself.
Now I want to place a "keep out: hot set!" sign next to his gravestone.
(I helped save b3ta! Felis Concolor, Wed 8 May 2013, 2:19, archived)
# ace
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:01, archived)
# Right wing sub-editors really need to read all the way to the end
Links is understandably busy so, here we go...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/10041055/Have-you-lived-life-to-the-full-Study-lists-activities-Britons-need-to-do-before-they-die.html
(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:55, archived)
#
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# Woooooooo!!!!! Look out he's gonna blow!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:04, archived)
# i found it on reddit and trimmed it
MFW i try to bust a gooch and split ma chode
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:07, archived)
# Muriel Shentovis - Why is it Wednesday? EP
B-Side: Goochageddon

Sponsored by Cockweasle's fuck:
wolfcockrecordings.wordpress.com/
spotify:track:3DqvBu9MpNNz4UToUXDJ4u (Sexy M.F. by Prince & The New Power Generation)
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# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 8 May 2013, 11:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:58, archived)
# No sir, I don't like it.
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#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:03, archived)
# Excellent!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:05, archived)
#
Yay, I was a potential victim when Sparks were about.
Callipers and all sorts of shit.
Never had Saville, but the Matron was on the Generation Game doing Hospital Corners.
(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:12, archived)
#
img249.imageshack.us/img249/4024/littletrainni7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:15, archived)
# senseless violins
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10961660
8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:16, archived)
# It's a Sparks reference, i'm more than nonsensical non sequiturs ya know, you suave dubbaldutch.
Gratuitous Sax & Senseless Violins is the sixteenth album by Sparks. It was released in 1994, after an absence from the music industry of 5โ€“6 years

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIhNgmJ0kvo
spotify:track:0wIrBFn4H8f3WLq2TptQcJ (This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us by Sparks)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Ah cheers didn't know that
Good gooch :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:29, archived)
# fine bogis
hail hogis


imjussayin
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#
This town ain't ... was the one.
Made me very happy.
Very influential band, we may never have had all sorts of things: including the obvious Wilko.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jmIYyskDM8
(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:52, archived)
#
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#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:11, archived)
# Evil Jesus! HaHaHa!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:11, archived)
# hahah that's fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 7 May 2013, 20:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:18, archived)
# good old Spesh :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 8 May 2013, 18:18, archived)
# Fuck, the Dog
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# freedog
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:27, archived)
# DAMNIT FUCK, YOU SHIT ON THE FUCK, the fuck is ruined, RUINED!
BAD FUCK, IN YOUR FUCK!
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#
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#
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#
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#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 May 2013, 22:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 7 May 2013, 20:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:59, archived)
# I'll join in here - it looks fun.
(waxdart hello., Wed 8 May 2013, 0:34, archived)
# :)


Click for Biggerer
www.b3tards.com/u/43cdf6526fe4800e16bb/gameofcones.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:46, archived)
# hahaha
are you going to do Devon cream tea next?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 7 May 2013, 19:47, archived)
# never watched it, but i hear it has lots of banging in it
also the woman in the last frame has colossal debts

imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:49, archived)
#
it also have massively tedious storylines that make you shout GET ON WITH IT FRODO, and then you spend ages trying to work out who is who, then realising it doesn't matter

it's the equivalent of switching on a light in a dark room only to find it's empty

still, tits & gore
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Bet it's not as good as John Boorman's Excalibur.


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:11, archived)
# Lord of the ring donuts?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Ice cream vans that sell fags ftw :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:52, archived)
# B&H 10p each
were Henri Winterman's 50p a go?

heady days
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:21, archived)
# Fond memories
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:35, archived)
# GAME OF CONES!
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:25, archived)
# he just heard the news :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:18, archived)
# rip hauser_____________as tribute: Ghibli Zoetrope______________________
forever on mahrs_______________________________________________________

www.b3ta.com/links/996079___________________________________________________
spotify:track:3iM1HF7zVAujjwwESbTVc2 (Pablo Picasso/Mary Lou - Live by John Cale)_________
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:22, archived)
# excellent innings though.
and some top work..he'll be well remembered
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:24, archived)
# proper cinema great
with an incredible legacy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:28, archived)
# Genuine sadtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:26, archived)
# you think that's bad, I thought I'd lost my keys this morning
More importantly, have you seen Iron Man 3?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Aye, but it should have been called "Tony Stark" or "Starkfall".
Not that I'm complaining - I thoroughly enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:40, archived)
# They made all his badass armours seem like fragile paper sculptures.
He fought a GOD (thor) in the Avengers and put up a damn good fight, but in IM3 his armours seemed really weak. The ending was a total surprise too - in a bad way.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:41, archived)
# It turned all mutant/x-men which I thought was pretty cool.
SPOLIERS




I think she should have stayed that way.



imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:47, archived)
# Yeah - they just 'fixed' her, like she had a headache or something.
That film had more plot holes and McGuffins than any film in recent memory.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:54, archived)
# I concur, I think Dark Knight Rises had more, but it was so suave you forgive it.
Though it dragged on a bit.

imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:59, archived)
# The Extremis Virus is a pretty potent weapon in the Marvel Universe.
It enhanced strength to crazy levels, granted Wolverine-like healing abilities and allowed the host to generate as much heat as The Human Torch.
The fact Iron Man's armours fell victim to it shouldn't really come as a surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:19, archived)
# But how can a handshake from a glowy hand incapacitate an armour, yet keep it perfectly intact and functioning?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:35, archived)
# The big action scenes were very impressive, also he spent more time out of the suit than in it, which was a nice change.
Plus at time it felt like a buddy cop movie, which is not surprising as it was directed by Shane Black, the dork from Predator and writer of the first two Letal Wapon phalms.

Wasn't keen on Stark's boohoo/i'm stressed interludes which felt forced, or most of the humour which I thought fell flat, also 'The Mandarin' twist was a bit shite and mostly unfunny.

That said, some fine bogis.

7.5 Hogis

Ed: It was violent as fuck for a 12


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:45, archived)
# His panic attacks definitely felt out of place, but the worst bit for me was the garage kid - he just felt glued into the script for no good reason.
And it's not often you hear the word "wankers" being used in a kids film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:27, archived)
# yeah, definitely tacked-on, luckily not overly-sentimental
I thought the kid might be a reference to some minor Marvel character, no idea though

That said, I look forward to Specific Rimmer and Elysium.

imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:32, archived)
# sad day
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:31, archived)
# :(
sad news, his work inspired and enthralled me as a child.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:54, archived)
# Aww no :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:55, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:21, archived)
# As soon as I saw the news
I came straight here cos I knew there'd be a fitting tribute to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:35, archived)
# strike through tags don't work on here, otherwise i'd have a fine joke

spotify:track:3iM1HF7zVAujjwwESbTVc2 (Pablo Picasso/Mary Lou - Live by John Cale)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:55, archived)
# 4EVA IN OUR ARTZ.
Argonauts it is tonight then...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 7 May 2013, 20:09, archived)
# I'm surprised nobody on here has yet suggested a 'Harryhausen' tribute image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:05, archived)
# making Zack Braff unpretty!



I've got to go to hospital on thursday to have a part of my foot removed - yay for crappy diabetes! :(

i made a diary of my foot - have look here simonrudd.info/crap/foot/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Is that Zach Braff?
Is that Zach Braff?
Is that Zach Braff?
Is that Zach Braff?
Alright Rev :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:29, archived)
# haha
yes its him (maybe) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Ahhh, I was just about to ask you about your toe.
We went out with Killerkitti on Sunday and she told me about it.
Good luck dude.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:30, archived)
# yep its not great but has to be done
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:32, archived)
# O hai.


Sorry to hear about your foot.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:37, archived)
# mmm - bacons
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:42, archived)
# nom nom!
:) cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:46, archived)
# would
and sorry about teh foot as well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:50, archived)
# Fucking hell
you've got proper foot AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:45, archived)
# haha
or a diabetic ulcer! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:46, archived)
# A vast improvement, I really can't stand Zach Braff, I'm not sure why.
Sorry to hear about ya feets.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:12, archived)
# he's okay - i love scrubs
which he's in :D thanks about foot :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:26, archived)
# you might like this then
www.kickstarter.com/projects/1869987317/wish-i-was-here-1

god speed lil toesies

xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:29, archived)
# cheers i'll have a look at that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:32, archived)
# Will they give you an amusing prosthesis with which to scare your friends?
edit - ouch, that's some sore feet! You've earned some major points for photographical stoicism!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:15, archived)
# haha that would be good but i dont think so :D
i think i will have to take a photo tomorrow before the op on thirsday - before and after ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:27, archived)
# Best of luck, will you keep and preserve the amputated bit?
Look ace on the mantlepiece or put it in the next b3ta auction! :D
Woo to pic too
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:46, archived)
# i'm going to ask to keep it
:) if not i'll make one out of clay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:47, archived)
# Excellent, demand it, yours by right I'd say
Make an great talking point :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:51, archived)
# i think you're right
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:57, archived)
# "Take it off!"

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:33, archived)
# scene from Brave II, the later years
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 7 May 2013, 16:34, archived)
# I've been to a club where teddybears strip, but this is something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:37, archived)
# you filthy yiffer!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Worst £50 I've ever spent in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:03, archived)
# I would fuck a bear
but I'd be thinking of a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:41, archived)
# WOW THAT SOUNDS A BIT WEIRD NOW THAT I'VE SAID IT OUT LOUD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:42, archived)
# It's ok, people only heard the bit about fucking a bear while thinking of a cat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:45, archived)
# i always took you as a waterfoul guy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Not so much water, as foul.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:03, archived)
# Also
Have you played Botanicula?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:04, archived)
# Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Here's my review then.
Downside - ludicrously easy - when they say 'point and click' they really do mean it, and a monkey clicking randomly would eventually complete the game
Upside - everything else. Fantastic and funny and cute and ugly to look at and wonderful to listen to, a genuinely original approach to sound design. Oh, and it's $10
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Ah, it's the most recent thing from the chaps behind Samorost.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:26, archived)
# I don't know Samorost
I did play Machinarium though which they also made, and which was much more difficult. A bastard in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:28, archived)
# Samorost is a free game the released years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Botanicula is a fucking joy to play.
A real antidote for humourless gaming.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Ted 2
With slightly less Marky Mark
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Only because they couldn't peel him of Graham Norton.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:45, archived)
# eats bushes and leaves
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Take cover, teddy - her hair is coming to get you!
Nice work JiffyJack

Where's moggy? Has she gone, like proper gone? Ive not been on here much.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Solid gone, man
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Flounced? Disinterested? Provoked? Bullied? Slipped away in the night?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Any of those will do.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Gone is gone bro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:26, archived)
# She was gone before she left.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:28, archived)
# Just stopped posting
a couple of months ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:04, archived)
# This...v
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:06, archived)
# She dropped off the map a while back. Which either means she's gone for good...

....or is in transit....which is a f**king scary thought.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:19, archived)
# behiiind youuuu
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:25, archived)
# I hope not. I'm on the shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:27, archived)
# donning the skin suit as we type
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 7 May 2013, 17:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Schweet / was on my ignore list.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Tue 7 May 2013, 18:53, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:41, archived)
# She looks happy.
I like her.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:12, archived)
# that's a bit suave
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Microwave
you are awesome
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 May 2013, 20:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 May 2013, 15:55, archived)
# that look says it all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Feel my pipe in you, Bennett!
Ooooh, i say!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:57, archived)
# I love picture books
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha - what an adventure!
How come you changed your name? I know its you EDubya - few can animate as well as you!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:40, archived)
# haha...just messin' :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Crikey - that easily swayed, eh?
Good to have ye back!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:48, archived)
# oh that's just lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:41, archived)
# ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:44, archived)
#
lovely !
(I_am_B, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 May 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Simply brilliant!!!!
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:49, archived)
# I didn't like you when you were ohring.
But now that I realise that you're popular user E Dubya, I like you again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:50, archived)
# that's great
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:57, archived)
# FFS Why isn't this on the fucking front fucking page?
*cluck*
u i
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:18, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:21, archived)
# HAHAAHAH :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Dammit - it got a front page, but its still not enough to push those horrid eyes off the FP!
Im sick of seeing them!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Sheer genius
And one of the reasons I lurk and only occasionally post.

I really wish I had the talent and wit of you, Happytoast, the Twisted Omentum and the rest of the inspired madmen/women who consistently turn a shit day into a grinny day.

I sincerely thank you all.

Edit. To my shame I omitted Ham O'Shanter.
My apologies Sir.
(Docofair, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:13, archived)
# Thanks for the compliment, but you're not supposed to be nice to people until they're dead.
Also, it's Shatner.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 7 May 2013, 18:50, archived)
# My abject apologies Mr Shatner
You must now hurry up and die.*




*Did I do that correctly?
(Docofair, Tue 7 May 2013, 19:37, archived)
# haha love it!!
clickage!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 7 May 2013, 18:25, archived)
# bwahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 7 May 2013, 19:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:02, archived)
# Ohhhh...
The mind boggles. I bet Tom's does too.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 8 May 2013, 3:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] ...the later books weren't so popular.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 May 2013, 14:56, archived)
# I kind of understand what they were getting at by making him die in the third or fourth drawing
and the few after where he was dead and people were just kicking him, I mean it wasn't terrible until panel 9

I really don't understand who allowed that page to be published in a book aimed at children.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Propping him up was a bit gratuitous.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 May 2013, 15:03, archived)
# I just don't get how they acted like it was a spur of the moment thing
They spent 12 weeks bringing in stone supports when all the while they were working on that concrete bumhole that came in around panel 9
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Next time they'll have the sense to use explosives.
It can then be marketed as a science book for kids or a Marine Biology dissection.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 May 2013, 15:12, archived)
# what are you talking about
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:13, archived)
# This
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 May 2013, 15:14, archived)
# I was talking about the recent release of where's whaley or whale-do depending on your home nation
the one with the giant concrete bumhole and they build a tower of babel to balance the whale aloft

Did you not see it? I think we might have been talking past each other.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:17, archived)
# The giant concrete bumhole certainly ruined the challenge of spotting it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 May 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Part of our sea defenses to repel Jerry?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:34, archived)
# I think Tom has that covered.
Where have all the B3tans gone???
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 7 May 2013, 15:37, archived)
# hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Haha top sillies :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Too soon?


Click for bigger (211 kb)
(FUNNYFANNY, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:16, archived)
# they served their slaughtercoffee until we all died in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:55, archived)

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