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# Newsletter subject line compo
Type a funny and win some money*

* this is a lie
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:21, archived)
# here's something we hacked together...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Pope Frankie says relax
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:24, archived)
# poo
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:24, archived)
# You say Jif, I say Gif.. stick that in your 'gaypeg'
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 24 May 2013, 12:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:36, archived)
# ...lets not have a Tiff
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:39, archived)
# aww, I had DIBs on he first punny reply :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:46, archived)
# B3TA WELCOMES GAY SCOUTS OF AMERICA
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Ha ha.
This.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Knob knob knob
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:56, archived)
# AN ARSENAL OF FUNNIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Send us your post in Giffy bags
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:33, archived)
# contains a new Sally Bercow gossip column
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:34, archived)
# BLESSED ARE THE CHEESEMAKERS, FOR THEY MAY BE LIABLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:35, archived)
# THE BIRDSTRIKE OF YOUR INBOX
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Michaels eh, we should send 'em all back
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:48, archived)
# mash etymology
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Why is Sally Bercow trending? *innocent face*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:55, archived)
# ^haha this
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:44, archived)
# LOLs Cancelled, Nothing Funny Happened This Week
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Apart from McAlpine being knocked off his bike by Muslims, that was well lol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:03, archived)
# you're just looking in the wrong places
icanhas.cheezburger.com/squee
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:03, archived)
# That's cute, not funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:17, archived)
# oh you think so, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Remember, hacking doesn't just happen online.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha
and ooof
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 24 May 2013, 13:20, archived)
# Careful now, don't lose your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Oooh
*titters*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:23, archived)
# better than a bag of warm piss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:49, archived)
# hitting your inbox like a road tax dodging cyclist.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Made in minutes on wordpad
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 24 May 2013, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] erm, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:15, archived)
# Oh I say!
That's rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:15, archived)
# I wasn't sure about adding the ladybird
but i think it works.
ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:19, archived)
# Nicely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:18, archived)
# cheers ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Ooh vurry nice!
WOO :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:20, archived)
# cheers ninj
trying to get the ladybird to sit still took an age...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:26, archived)
# I like that.. : D
in other news:
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 24 May 2013, 12:21, archived)
# and you can take that to the bank
the b3ta bank*






*warning, bank may not exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:22, archived)
# but your profile says 5001 posts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Prickly lil' bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Top
Shop.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Thank you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:49, archived)
# We'll tear your legs apart
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:42, archived)
# i hope nothing sexy happens
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Have you not seen the Hellraiser films?
FULL of sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Excellent Ninj
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:48, archived)
# Cheers matey
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:49, archived)
# The absolute fear
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:02, archived)
# Heheh
I stood on one once. Tore my sole apart.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Ouch!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:13, archived)
# excellent
WOOYAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Ta Thor
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:13, archived)
# Explorers in the further region of gardens. Weeds to some. Flowers to others.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Cheers Prodge!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:14, archived)
# Crumbs that's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:14, archived)
# i like the bits
where there are prickles and spikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:20, archived)
# thistle-do! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Zoinks!
That's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Ooh cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:48, archived)
# Oh, VERY GOOD
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Thankee!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:20, archived)
#
somehow that's even scarier than the original.
(harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Fri 24 May 2013, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Bart the daftodil
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:05, archived)
# Wonderful Q!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:09, archived)
# Cheers mate
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:13, archived)
# YES!
Fantastic execution
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:11, archived)
# ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:14, archived)
# What she said
Seemingly seamless
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 24 May 2013, 11:25, archived)
# arf !
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 24 May 2013, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:21, archived)
# Hehehehe, lully!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
great
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:15, archived)
# You have made me consider the manufacture and production
of Marge Simpson faces to put on delphiniums to place on ebay.
(speedevil, Fri 24 May 2013, 17:25, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha...
...'daft'odil.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Smiley feckers
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:47, archived)
# well groomed beards
Happy chaps indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:02, archived)
# haha, they're lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Those bastards...
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 24 May 2013, 10:12, archived)
# fucking hell, what a dark start to the day :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:15, archived)
# blimey
and this coming so soon after the muffin the mule incident.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:19, archived)
# he knew what he was carrying
he only has himself to blame for such a long Thai prison sentence
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:20, archived)
# he was just holding those saddlebags for someone
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:06, archived)
# who you callin' a dobber?.. ya fudd!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:22, archived)
# Blooming Hell!!
What goes on in your head ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:22, archived)
# Are their cocks made of a line of tiny flowerpots too?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:31, archived)
# Eh?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:35, archived)
# Terracocka?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:41, archived)
# At last!
The origins of my nickname.

Poor weed though :(
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:36, archived)
# WEEEEED!
hahaha, I was just about to start a Bill & Ben pic
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:37, archived)
# I love that the newsreader delivers the story with a winning smile
rapeLOLs
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:37, archived)
# yeah rape,...that was bad...I feel guilty now...
although it is two sentient flower pots raping a weed, does that still count?
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 24 May 2013, 10:54, archived)
# Oh I wasn't having a go at all!
this is b3ta, if we can't laugh at flower-rape here where can we?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 24 May 2013, 12:14, archived)
# hahahaha fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:15, archived)
# This has been in my head for ages...
(GingerIrishTosser isn't dead yet., Fri 24 May 2013, 8:36, archived)
# I thought he only cut his balls off in that bike accident
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:38, archived)
# The Eunuchrist?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:43, archived)
# no - bikes are the ones with two wheels
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:22, archived)
# 'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:45, archived)
# hahaha
nice product placement too
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:47, archived)
# just as well he wasn't crucified in a larder...
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 24 May 2013, 9:40, archived)
# Horrible cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 24 May 2013, 9:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:41, archived)
# Shit, when did this happen?
Once again I get my etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:29, archived)
# Indeedy

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 May 2013, 3:25, archived)
# The cold, dead eyes of a flower.
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 24 May 2013, 6:18, archived)
# Florasodomy., I like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 May 2013, 7:59, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:38, archived)
# same reaction lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:47, archived)
# "Flowers are basically plant genitalia"...
I learned that here yesterday.
Meanwhile- and rather off topic - I have been trying to get into Game Of Thrones today. Currently at s01e05. It's a bit like Skyrim with tits, i think. Despite that I have been underwhelmed so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:59, archived)
# I'm up to series 3 and its only redeeming feature is Wilko Johnson being in it for 2 seconds.
Oh, and as you say, a few titties. Which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 24 May 2013, 0:06, archived)
# Castle of Cockliostro?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:55, archived)
# :D
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 24 May 2013, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 24 May 2013, 1:28, archived)
# einstein + wind = ghandi-lion
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 24 May 2013, 1:35, archived)
# haha
brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 24 May 2013, 1:40, archived)
# It's Alf Garnett ... you silly Moo!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:57, archived)
# till death do us particle
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 25 May 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Beautifully done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 24 May 2013, 2:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Ace.
Have a small pea.

(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 24 May 2013, 3:26, archived)
# This is lovely.
He looks so happy.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 24 May 2013, 7:18, archived)
# Utterly brill
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Fri 24 May 2013, 7:49, archived)
[challenge entry] hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:10, archived)
# I like this because it's funny
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 29 May 2013, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha, excellent
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:38, archived)
# hahahaha
awesome as usual!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Shmokin'
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 24 May 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha
That is so very well done *CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 24 May 2013, 17:08, archived)
# fecking brilliant!
what a happy chap
(dbstpballerina Finally ready. YALDY, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:52, archived)
# lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:23, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:15, archived)
# haha classic :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!!
Love this
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 24 May 2013, 10:43, archived)
# hahaha
the old school game of 'flower, hankies, cock'
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 24 May 2013, 9:23, archived)
# Manchester United's Intergalactal
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:56, archived)
# Ooh! That hippie's starting to kick in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:02, archived)
# I'll have a RIS on this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Kittens give Morbo gas
...does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 May 2013, 0:43, archived)
# Same
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 24 May 2013, 5:25, archived)
# filename says op8
OP8
Band
OP8 is the musical collaboration of the multi-instrumentalist Lisa Germano; Howe Gelb, the man behind the rock band Giant Sand; Joey Burns and John Convertino, who form the band Calexico together and have both been members of Giant Sand.

also, if you stand really far back and try to view the word and squint, op8 could read as 'opiate'
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 24 May 2013, 5:28, archived)
# LURRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Maybe the O. means this soccer man is in charge of post match blowjobs.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 24 May 2013, 1:21, archived)
# Someone's looking to score some human horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 May 2013, 8:25, archived)
# Thought I'd draw these dudes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:59, archived)
# and why not :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:01, archived)
# no pea?
I have to say, I couldn't shake the thought of your Dark Judges while I was colouring... One of my favourite drawings of yours.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:04, archived)
# I think you've provided more than enough Dark Judging for one evening
peaing mine would simply be over-egging the pudding :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:48, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Haha love the Skelli
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:26, archived)
# You missed Gandalf.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Your world has been judged and the sentence is death!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:46, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:56, archived)
# “You cannot kill that which doesss not live !”
There has to be a Dredd sequel for two reasons.
1. So that Judge Death can appear on screen.
2. So that your scribblings can be the movie poster.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Aw shucks
But yes, there must be a sequel
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:52, archived)
# 'Gaze into the fist of Dredd'
Awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Inevitably...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 23 May 2013, 20:47, archived)
# Ah, flowers - the world famous beer...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:51, archived)
# Thanks, Petal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:19, archived)
# An nice pint of IPA.
Irritatingly Petally Ale.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Shhh.


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:14, archived)
# Wear your poppy with...
two little hands. Filth!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:25, archived)
# Too soon man
November is months away
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 May 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Hull?
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 24 May 2013, 11:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:04, archived)
# I sometimes wonder what happened to Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:08, archived)
# gone to play with the big ball of wool in the sky
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Haven't seen JJ since, either.
Perhaps they killed each other
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Un crime passionnel, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Atomic's forgotten the password for his Moggy account
Trufax 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:21, archived)
# To be honest...
...PedroHin is Moggy.
That's right!
You heard it here.
It all makes sense now...doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:27, archived)
# It's all starting to add up

I found this in his b3tard account
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:30, archived)
# Proof!:
www.b3ta.com/board/10965671
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:38, archived)
# NO!
my b3tards is 80a9bf170895cf97aeb9
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 May 2013, 2:05, archived)
# I <3 this mentalism.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 24 May 2013, 1:13, archived)
# schlong party!
*sends invites*
BYOC
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:08, archived)
# Come as you are?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:12, archived)
# I just learned how to make these!

YAY! (Fair Warning, World!) WooHoo!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Good skirt-shadow detail
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:14, archived)
# I love schoolgirls
best of all the jailable offences
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Oh, God.
It'll be jiggling Nun-tits from here on in....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:32, archived)
# I miss Moggy too.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:20, archived)
# So do I.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 May 2013, 23:02, archived)
# I was lying.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 24 May 2013, 0:40, archived)
# Aw, c'mon, apart from the butchery and the sexual sadism He/She/It
provoked a lot of good responses.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 24 May 2013, 1:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Physics!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:16, archived)
# Is that Spanghero?
Winner of the 2011 MASSIVE FUCKCUP?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Game Boy's nadger
is flicking back and forth like a VU meter!

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:27, archived)
# Remember that harlem shake, eh?
Whatever happened to that?
(thank fuck its gone)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:35, archived)
# XD

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:02, archived)
# Brrruce!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Don't bring me down.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 24 May 2013, 0:08, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:04, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Christ
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:30, archived)
# TITS? HAVE YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME AGAIN?!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:46, archived)
# Good thing is that we can still recognise the cut of his jib
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:25, archived)
# : D
yes
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Ain't no party like a Wang Club Party.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very skinny willies.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:29, archived)
# You get a cock...YOU get a cock...Everybody gets a cock!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 23 May 2013, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Look! No Hands! Self Raising Flower!
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 23 May 2013, 19:36, archived)
# Self lowering flower, more like!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:38, archived)
# a Chrysanthecum
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:46, archived)
# barrel/scraped
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Don't be such a pansy
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:57, archived)
# oh come on!
I've been at work all day!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:07, archived)
# excused :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] If I may...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:05, archived)
# pfft
i always bake with fabulous flour
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:10, archived)
#
it's the only way...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:39, archived)
#

de risimafy the flowers by doing clicky here
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 23 May 2013, 19:36, archived)
# It's Mothers Day soon
I'm sure the local florist can make you a bouquet to order.

(Unintentional "bouquet" pun there).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Thu 23 May 2013, 16:25, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:25, archived)
# I can never see your images when i b3ta from my phone
Can someone describe it please?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:29, archived)
# a cunt with flowers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:31, archived)
# he could've asked before using a picture of me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:44, archived)
#
It's Cheryl Cole being fisted by Norman Wisdom!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:31, archived)
# bluergh!
Cheryl?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:43, archived)
# The ghost of 1951 hails a cab in the rain.
His mac is heavy with water and his shoulders slumped, weary with the weight of the world. The cab drives through the gloom; bright neon signs wave through the windows, distorted by cascading rivulets of water, but he just stares past them. It's spam and egg for tea again tonight. Just. Marvelous.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:45, archived)
# yummers!
*grab knife and fork*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:05, archived)
# Anything to do with 1.6's gifs often having 0ms frame rate?
Used to make my old laptop go beserk
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:50, archived)
#






*Eyes glaze over*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:04, archived)
# I never see his posts
I use 3 different versions of IE on home pc, work pc and laptop... nothing.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:50, archived)
# we're not special
=[
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:33, archived)
# We are!
Very.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:28, archived)
# It's a rectangular device, often black
with a small keyboard and small screen.

You use it to make calls to people. Dial their number, hold device up to ear and talk.

But that's not important right now.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:49, archived)
# I have been skewered
Vengence
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:35, archived)
# B3ta Comment of the Month
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:43, archived)
#
Original post, not to my taste. Then against the odds your post made me smile! Thanks.
(LokiMD, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:52, archived)
# I ain't kissin' no forrin
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Sorry,
I dont like this.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:55, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:08, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:09, archived)
# ideally we could all just ignore the murderers' existence and just have sympathy for the victim's family
But mocking the cunt like this is probably slightly better than showing footage on primetime TV of him shouting jihad slogans, which is *precisely* what he had hoped to achieve.
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:06, archived)
# Too bloody right
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:58, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 May 2013, 21:55, archived)
# *Stops Clock*
I'm sure it didn't used to take 25 hours for a topical shocking image to get Photoshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:18, archived)
# This is the biggest outrage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:03, archived)
# I'll just watch this from the other side of the road
through my phone screen
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 23 May 2013, 17:21, archived)
# There are some folks going on about it being a cover-up / conspiracy
If you managed to convincingly composite those flowers in his hand then - OMG HOOS TO SAY THAT THE GUVVERMINT COMPUTERED THEM AXES IN IS AND!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:37, archived)
# ooooh fuck
haha you bad man
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:53, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:53, archived)
# said the soldier
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:54, archived)
# Sociopath devoid of morals or common decency.
..and I don't mean the stabby mad fuck.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:54, archived)
# My god...
...time was a news item like this would have me with the Board in one monitor and photoshop in teh other within minutes. What's HAPPENED to me...?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:07, archived)
#
* shakes head slowly*
(LokiMD, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:51, archived)
# I think this has caused my brain to stall
It's B3ta in a GIF.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:43, archived)
# On sale now - Poooo!



Now with Extra Frank!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:19, archived)
# If it's hertaing then go see a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:24, archived)
# once saw a guy beat a girl with a pack of these
it must have really herta
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 May 2013, 3:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Luvverly
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] weeeeeeee....
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Sehr gut.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:13, archived)
# beer gut is sehr gut.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Spider & Scorpion!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:14, archived)

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