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take your partners
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:49,
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hahaha!
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:00,
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lol
i likes that, i does
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_null_ ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:04,
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I love that
long time
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Pootle ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:06,
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hehehe
thar made me larf woo sir!
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notshiny ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:07,
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What am I doin'?
I'm just keeping it Real-Tennis
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Blessed Rolo ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:46,
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aiii
Sho nuff
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crouchingbadger ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:05,
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It's just wrong.
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Darryn.R ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:44,
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NONONONO!
That is plain WRONG!
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Razor What the fuck - a sig? ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:50,
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hehe
nice face swap! (its still very wrong, though!)
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monkeymanblue mathematically safe ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:57,
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Iain SMASH!
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch) ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:57,
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Phwoar
who wouldn't?
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butchbint ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:59,
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me
i wouldn't
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notshiny ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:09,
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Hooray
oooh look, my trousers look like a tent!
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Mattyboy ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:16,
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my bit but i missed the million boohoo
is it that shit?
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cheebatv ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:40,
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randomness
my net is slow, so im posting this, just hoping its the 1,000,000th post
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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:40,
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you're 1million and 35.
sorry
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joshwa ultra lurker ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:46,
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You missed it.
ha ha ha.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:46,
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That's harsh
BTW did you send your piccy?
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Samsonite ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:00,
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My piccy?
Oh, to Bruce Campbell, no not yet. But I will.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:02,
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Exellent
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Samsonite ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:05,
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seconded
ha ha and indeed ha
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Craymen ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:00,
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I wanna get this one in
before the big bang and we all turn into soap carvings: Jabba the HUDsorry. *Sings "we'll meet again" in a vera lynn stylee*
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witchy is covered in BEES ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:37,
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Hee hee
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Ijon Tichy ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:44,
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that is top helicopters!
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:49,
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groan
that is appalling - woo & yay to you sir!
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Darkedge ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:51,
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Reuters: News reports
have found out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction. I'll get me coat
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@man move along, nothing to see here on ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:35,
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s0WmVHAwZgpG ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:57,
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A real screen grab! Not photoshopped!
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Lukasm ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:35,
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err...
"Searched the web for b3ta posts. Results 1 - 100 of about 3,690. Search took 0.21 seconds."
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s0WmVHAwZgpG ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:52,
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bugger
missed
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Lukasm ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:01,
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you screen grabbed
photoshop though didn't you? ;)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:06,
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Yes, I did.
Or sort of (it was ulead photoimpact). But well done.
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Lukasm ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:08,
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I've learnt to take a fine tooth comb to your postings
now ;)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:14,
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Your
all gay.
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?! ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:34,
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what
do you want from me?
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time travelling chicken ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:42,
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:)
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Your Mum ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:43,
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my first nohands
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P3fg ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:34,
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aw thats really cute
he just wants to join in the fun :)
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joshwa ultra lurker ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:58,
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x3 no less
good work!
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patchman ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:00,
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Happyperson ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:34,
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May I be the first to congratulate you on posting the 1 millionth message* on B3ta.
*(Under current numbering policies. Offer is void if it turns out it is in fact me posting the millionth message) WWWWWW (Easy to locate spazz marker supplied courtesy of the Wonderfully Wise World Wide Web Women)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:16,
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woo yay
1 million messages
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mnb098mnb used to be here ,
Thu 30 Jan 2003, 14:46,
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Millionth post!
Huzzah!
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wayward. ,
Mon 17 Feb 2003, 14:00,
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
1000000 POSTS!!!
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Baz Fuck off ,
Mon 10 Mar 2003, 16:44,
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mnb098mnb used to be here ,
Mon 10 Mar 2003, 18:02,
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hello?
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new_matt ,
Tue 11 Mar 2003, 16:30,
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holy fucking moley
1,000,000 posts 2 mill by next month then...
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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!" ,
Wed 12 Mar 2003, 13:20,
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honk
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100% kitten better than ever ,
Sun 23 Mar 2003, 22:26,
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mnb098mnb used to be here ,
Mon 24 Mar 2003, 16:24,
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well
i doubt i'm the first person to think of doing this, but hello from the past (edit) yay! happy millionth everyone, and a big woo for happyperson!
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Spoon ,
Fri 28 Mar 2003, 18:57,
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we forgot you could do that
and thought it was very cool. Woo to you.
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pep ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:50,
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what happened to the rest?
I (and others) replied to the 1,000,000th ages ago..
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munkt0n ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:51,
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it might've been too long ago
they probably dropped into the archive.
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pep ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:59,
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you mean
they posted into the future just to be archived into the past?!? hahahahahahahahahahaha! How ironic!Congrats to Happyperson and all at B3ta... Nice pic too!
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Henny ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:38,
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I am
sooo bookmarking this thread for posteriorty!
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Ratsta ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:56,
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I am adding
the jiggly monkeys, for posterity
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:08,
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They surely deserve a....
(as does the 1 millionth post)
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verbal ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:11,
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mnb098mnb used to be here ,
Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:17,
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Dr mindpiss woz ere
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munkt0n ,
Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:24,
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haha
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mnb098mnb used to be here ,
Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:30,
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eh?
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Obz Click, ting, stamps ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:59,
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Cheats never
prosper.
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:00,
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how
does it work?
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RowdsterDelux ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:55,
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click on a reply link
and look at the url. you can change the parent=1000000 bit to whatever number you like, even posts that don't exist yet.
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Spoon ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:59,
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but
that doesn't post - its just a text file
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RowdsterDelux ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:04,
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back in the olden days it worked a charm
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:11,
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me
me
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Project BBQ Impossibru ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:01,
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like this?
hmmm edit/ nope didn't work
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notshiny ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:16,
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how many people
have pre-empted the millionth message then?
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fishsticks ,
Tue 1 Apr 2003, 11:20,
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I did, but it seems to have withered away with time.
www.b3ta.com/board/703554 "May I be the first to congratulate you on posting the 1 millionth message* on B3ta.*(Under current numbering policies. Offer is void if it turns out it is in fact me posting the millionth message)"
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:46,
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I tried
Congrats to Happyperson
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Ijon Tichy ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:50,
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Oh well done!!
If only it was me.... :-(
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K3rry ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 3:47,
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I come from the past to say..
click for de-smallification
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teflon ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 10:00,
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That's a fantastic WY!
Here's one of mine...
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pxyzyzygy ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:08,
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Hi cockalorum!
I need a noo woo
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Ptortoise ,
Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:37,
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Ooh!
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s0WmVHAwZgpG ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:18,
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Woo yay
to one million.
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Sexy Picard 2000 ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:35,
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WOOOO!
And yay! Congratulations to all :)
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Mr Flibble ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:36,
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Nice work
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WouldSwapABearForATiger ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:36,
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Whatever
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Samsonite ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:39,
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FRODO
WAS MILLIONTH POST !!!!
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Lord_Munkee ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:39,
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oh congrats
done with style i have to say.. nicely organised!can it please get back to normal now??
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Darkedge ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:41,
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did normal
ever exist here?
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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:51,
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Woo!
thats fandabbiedozzie.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:43,
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.
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LaFamilleCatt ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:43,
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well done
but i can't help being suspiciousknowing look
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cheebatv ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:47,
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thats a cool woo yay
how do people do old posts in response to future posts it sounds wrong?
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joshwa ultra lurker ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:00,
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The fact
that it was posted by HappyPerson sums up this board entirely. I like that.
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Penile ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:47,
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woo
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arniie 18 years a b3tan this year! ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:48,
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yayness
woo indeed
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frambooz ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:31,
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12:34
brilliant although I just get the redex - bloody msn
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RowdsterDelux ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:49,
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Woo, and indeed yay... A nice spin on an old bandwagon too!
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:53,
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ooooooh...
very nicely done :-)
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:55,
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hurrah!
at least the world didnt explode.
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Obz Click, ting, stamps ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:56,
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Very nice image Happyperson
And great timing too, for numerophiles ;)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:59,
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Great timing indeed
Woo for big round numbers!
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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:17,
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yay yay
i got to see it i got to see it had to take a day off work, but i saw it :)
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The Barn death and angels save us all ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:01,
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1,000,000! That's a big number!
for happyperson and b3ta!Have put Happy People by Static Revenger on to celebrate
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pxyzyzygy ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:03,
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sorry to do this...
but I just need to add my name to the 1 000 000th post thread for posterior-tea :)
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packetslut ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:06,
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damn sunshine
i went out for a walk and missed it all.... buggersocks.... well congrats to happy person:D
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Swivel ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:13,
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ditto
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djol ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:19,
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""
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kebab ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:29,
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oooh! good thinking!
helloooooooo!
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mrRush ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:52,
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I'm glad I dropped in today
for a mighty day in history!
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fishbear ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:11,
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Congrats!
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Sardini ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:17,
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woo! yay!
and houpla! 1,000,000!!!
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kitty meow meow ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:25,
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Well done for nabbing the 1'000'000th post,
but I think the pic is bleurgh... sorry... ;)
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custard ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:26,
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woo
damn... missed it while I was out munching on my lunch. have this:
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stup0t ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:30,
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me
two
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Divvy ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:35,
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And me
have a non-customised WY
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Fat Marrow ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:44,
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Ooh.
Preciousssssssssss. W,OOO,OOO Y,AAA,AAA.Y
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Divvy ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:33,
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ah bollocks
I missed it. I'll never go down the pub again!**Lie
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:43,
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me too!
woo!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:53,
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woo!
I broke my cmd prompt I was so excited...How you knew you'd get the big one is beyond me...
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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:03,
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woo
such a happy day
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Gregus ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:25,
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Woo 1million
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:39,
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
and now i've made my mark on b3ta history, so i'm happy
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Or is it? ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:48,
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and i shal do the same.
look, grandchildren! i was here when it happened. edit/ and my spelling was shit then too.... congrats everyone. :)
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Godzuki needs more sleep. ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 15:51,
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just a quickie
to say yay 1000000 posts.
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Deiwos - Woo I found my old name! ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:43,
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woo! yay and a houpla to the power of one meeelion!
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baby wet ones ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:26,
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ooh
just had to add myself to the historiocity. What, a pic? repost: for happy million things!
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Barkotron_the_Magnificent ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:36,
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oh, me too, even though I was fast asleep:
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gracielou ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:47,
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isthisyou? ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:52,
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Oi
The news just hit me here in america! This calls for some fine brew
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W3stwing ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:49,
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:)
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monkeymanblue mathematically safe ,
Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:25,
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might as well add mine for the record...
in the future the will look back on this day and say..."well that was wednesday..."
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Bitchpapa ,
Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:01,
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woo!
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angrybernard ,
Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:04,
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Just want to be a part of it
So here I am :) WWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice. ,
Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:55,
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just to say I woz ere
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littlebean ,
Thu 3 Apr 2003, 22:20,
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Anyone fancy a pint?
.
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Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul ,
Fri 4 Apr 2003, 3:26,
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Hooray!
This is not the 1,000,000th postie
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Purple Martin is board sigless ,
Fri 4 Apr 2003, 3:28,
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Am I fashionably late yet?
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goat thinks you're shit ,
Sat 5 Apr 2003, 14:46,
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not to feel left out
many days after the half hour long bork of the board. I am now wasting my time posting here. I think it's a tad sad.
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Pootle ,
Sat 5 Apr 2003, 17:47,
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an historic occaision
calls for an historic wooyay or at least an old one.yeah I just wanted my name here
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christophaloph ,
Sun 6 Apr 2003, 12:19,
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Congratulations!
And a woo yay to such a clever bean :) xx
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Kittenbean ,
Tue 8 Apr 2003, 17:40,
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woo yay to you
we'll make a geek of you yet.
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Happyperson ,
Tue 8 Apr 2003, 17:54,
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Tomorrow this thread will start to get archived
so if you want to add something then hurry up or you'll have to try and reply to one of the more recent replies like this one.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:40,
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Done
...and done.For posterity, of course.
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Willis_McScruff ,
Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:54,
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You've cropped up 3 times
so far.
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Pootle ,
Tue 8 Apr 2003, 23:22,
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Just felt left out :)
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Collatallie Sisters ,
Tue 8 Apr 2003, 22:44,
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I'll just.......
... creep in on the end before it's archived to say...... WOO and YAY....
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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly. ,
Wed 9 Apr 2003, 1:24,
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WOO
x 1,000,000 (for posterity... and beyond!)
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dogbomb ,
Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:25,
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Uh...
Does this work? NO. Simple as that.
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1 ,
Fri 23 May 2003, 14:23,
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No,
this won't work.
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Baz Fuck off ,
Wed 4 Jun 2003, 21:42,
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Interesting.
I wonder how often it updates the archives.
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Baz Fuck off ,
Wed 18 Jun 2003, 17:01,
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I'm not sure.
We'll just have to wait and see.
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1 ,
Mon 30 Jun 2003, 8:21,
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Oh look, it does work.
Yay.
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1 ,
Tue 24 Jun 2003, 18:01,
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Ooh
so it does
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wayward. ,
Tue 19 Aug 2003, 18:19,
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I was giving up b3ta for lent during this post
But now I am here.
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1 ,
Tue 24 Jun 2003, 18:13,
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stop posting so much in the spazz
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1 ,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:18,
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k.
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1 ,
Fri 8 Aug 2003, 8:18,
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Baz Fuck off ,
Mon 29 Sep 2003, 0:52,
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hmmm
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mnb098mnb used to be here ,
Sun 11 Jan 2004, 2:27,
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.
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tocky ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:34,
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6
to go! Woo!
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maddave ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:35,
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I...
can't... bear..... the..... suspenders!
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Mattyboy ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:36,
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bit late for 'shop an ostrich
but what the heck.
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fishsticks ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:34,
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Thats a Frontpage
if ever i saw one w/y/h
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:35,
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giggling
like an idiot /TJ Why the fuck is b3ta so fucking slow at the moment?
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Ratsta ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:55,
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That is very good
very good indeed
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bean ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:00,
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That my friend
is genius...woo/yay!
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JuggyH ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:01,
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That's
super
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Penile ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:07,
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WouldSwapABearForATiger ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:34,
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latest news.
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benzanotto ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:32,
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bbc.com?
Hmmm, at least make it plausable.
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Lukasm ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:33,
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almost there
.
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Mattyboy ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:34,
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it seems like
the millionth post smells of spam.
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_null_ ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:34,
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mmmmm
spam
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur ,
Fri 4 Apr 2003, 3:04,
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Oh God...
Is everyone trying to post corrupt links for the 1Mth post? Blaaaaaaah! (Runs away screaming!) And to make this post worthwhile;Edit: 1,000,001th post. Eep!
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Glis ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:34,
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This is the poor, forgotten, 1000001st post.
Well it's not forgotten by ME! I care!
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1 ,
Mon 30 Jun 2003, 12:21,
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please stop spamming us with
your rubbish - we don't care..
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Darkedge ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:34,
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asdf dfs adfgsddf df sdsfsdfsadf safsdafsadfasds dfdsf f sfssdf
asd fs d fs fs fsdf sdad sdf sddfsa d a fdsaf sd dsf sd fsafas
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:34,
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Tsk
Chicken, Silly (n.)
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gfreeman is only here for the beer ,
Wed 2 Apr 2003, 13:34,
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