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# What do you think of this camera
click me!
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:17, archived)
# I'm not sure that I think anything about it
my mind is occupied with more pressing matters
will it damage my insides if i hold this poo for much longer
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:20, archived)
# An interesting experiment
but one I'd rather not see the results of...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)
# if you leave it to long
it will compact, and form a turd based diamond.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:27, archived)
# /Ferris Bueller

how are the clients?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Clients are great. Meeting real accountants makes you appreciate
just what an exciting life us normal folk lead.

I achieved a personal record of not saying anything for a whole half hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Was that half an hour
of sitting quietly in the background silence
or shame-faced "WHY DOESN'T THIS FUCKIN THING WORK?" silence?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:43, archived)
# sitting quietly in the background.
It was hardly wotrth getting togged up for.

everyone was a man too, so nothing interesting to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:58, archived)
# a bit like this ring
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:41, archived)
# thats 24 carrot isnt it?
The real valueable ones are made with sweetcorn. Better colouring you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:42, archived)
# deja woo!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:48, archived)
# it may not damage your insides...
but youll never get the smell off of your hands...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahah
urgh
(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:25, archived)
# badum tisch
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:27, archived)
# you body would re-absorb the moisture of said turd
and the consitancy of the turd would become harder until you really did shit a brick (albeit a brown sausage style brick)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:24, archived)
# hmmm
nice theory. One which I will now test.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:28, archived)
# compacted stools...
not nice...you have to have an operation to have them removed lump by rock hard lump...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:35, archived)
# well
I wasn't going to run the experiment for a month. Just until it stops being the consistancy of vegetable milkshake
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:37, archived)
# better out than in...
that's what I almost never say...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:46, archived)
# it's
nice and shiny
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:21, archived)
# looks a bit...
gay...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:21, archived)
# well
i looked at that one - and decided to go for the A203. I convinced the guy in Jessops to give it to me on the friends and family discount thing he had. *just pretend you know me - I'm mike by the way* etc. The A203 feels loads better (not as plasticy) - you should take a look at it but the A202 is ok too I spose.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Can't say
either of them sound all that great - and don't believe them about the batteries.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Yeah actually
you're right. The "long life" isn't actually very long. The 128mb card is much cheaper than sony's equivalent tho.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Rechargeable NiMh ones are fantastic though.
They last quite well in my camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:29, archived)
# zoink!
3.2mp and FREE BINOCULARS!! that is too good to be true. I could do some serious peeping with that set up.

*zooooooms in on lady in a bra*
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Before
I get accused of spamming - I don't know how reliable that website is, but it's the best I've found for comparing different cameras.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:39, archived)
# I have the A203
And mighty impressed. found the cheapest place to get it was Amazon with a lovely £3 off voucher too. just bought a 128 mb card too which is about the same size as phones sim card and I was told that these are becoming popular as they are fast and small. Holds just over 200 photos.

Heres a scaled down picture that I took with it:



Or a bit bigger one:
click here
(maddave, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
a chesil speedster.

i want on of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Ok cheers
Im going 2 buy either one of them two with a 128mb card once i get paid. Im working at granada tonight for stars in their eyes with Kat MMMMM Kat lol
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:39, archived)
# I have a fuji...
...and I like it very much.

I can't figure out how to take a picture of it to show you though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:23, archived)
# You've got one
a bit like this ain't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:30, archived)
# mirror?
I recently ordered this one but I know bollock all about cameras so couldn't say if it is good or bad... my Dad said it was Ok and that's good enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:31, archived)
# dunno.
i've got one of these and it rules
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:26, archived)
# I have the A204
and it's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:26, archived)
# I have one of these...
lomo...not digital or anything...just funky and cool...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:43, archived)
# why are they all silver and shiny!?
...they just look crap...I would buy a digital camera if it looked like an old fifties type one or if it had a leathery finish that would wear over time...silver and shiny = cheap looking crap
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Just bought one of these for my dad for his birthday
Seems like a good little starter camera. The only downside is that it only has digital zoom and (thanks to the way Fuji do their digital zoom) this means that you've got no zoom at all at 2 megapixels resolution and very limited zoom at 1 megapixel. At its lowest res (0.3Mp VGA) the zoom goes in quite a long way, but you don't buy a 2 megapixel camera to use it in 0.3 megapixel mode, do you?

If you're not that bothered about the zoom, then seriously consider it. Otherwise, you'll need to spend some extra pennies on something with a decent optical zoom lens (at least 3x, and preferably with the highest mm equivalent at maximum zoom - the good 3x optical ones go up to about 115mm.)

It's well worth looking around Steve's Digicams and DPReview.com before making a decision.
(I helped save b3ta! Horatio P Lemming, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:01, archived)
# random
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Jacque
The Vac.

Or something.
:):):)
EDIT - wait a minute is that Rodney Dangerfield?
/I phoned up my girlfriend - she said "come over, nobody's home", I went over, nobody was home... badum tish
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
no, it's j. edgar hoover
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:17, archived)
# parp!
oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Well, it wouldn't be a horn he was blowing.
At least this way it's safe for work.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Rodney
'Igetnorespectbacktoschooloingoboingoforpartyyournotkurtvonnegut'Dangerfield?
(Smudger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:19, archived)
# ai
that's the one
Rodney *i can't belive I losing to a rug* Dangerfield
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:15, archived)
# *parp*
*honk*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:16, archived)
# It's not J Edgar ...
is it?
edit- oh! i see it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha it's really crap,
but you can have it anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:14, archived)
# hehe
i like it:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:15, archived)
# knees up muvvaa brahnn....
etc...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:16, archived)
# High on a hill
stood a lonely goatherd
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)
# yodelehi yodelehi yodele- hi hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:19, archived)
# what a duet for a
girl and goatherd!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:49, archived)
# woo!


on his gap year of course...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:20, archived)
# eep!
what posessed you to make that?!!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)
# it was the original picture
google search for lederhosen...
it was actually scarier i think :)

ohhhhh i don't know, no excuse really!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:27, archived)
# she has a thing
for young men in lederhosen
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:31, archived)
# yes
it's true...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:40, archived)
# That ranks as one of the most disturbing sights this week.
Well done.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:23, archived)
# woo!
that is most certainly an accolade i am happy to receive!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:27, archived)
# *shudder*
....
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:23, archived)
# !
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:23, archived)
# sweet baby jesus!
shame on you, Ms PT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:35, archived)
# all I can hear
is Umpha umph ah boom boom boom!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:21, archived)
# He needs
a wee?
(Smudger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)
# WOO TEST....


....I was bored, and there's no Simpsons on TV
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Being accused for being it on numerous occasions

Blair thought it's about time Bush knows how it feels to be in Fidel.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:12, archived)
# hee hee hee
synchronised spong!
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Low on piccy-hummus, so have done a poem
Shire Horse

Shire horse, oh my shire horse
So still and proud and strong
Shire horse, petulant shire horse
How could you do such wrong?

We used to plough the field. So straight
Our furrows, ruts and grooves
But now there's just the trail
Left by the bloodstains on your hooves

Shire horse, sinful shire horse
You should have let it be
And now your wicked act
Is breaking news on Sky TV

I'm at loss, my friend, my shire horse
As we put you down today
Just like the grieving parents
Of that child who touched your hay
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:08, archived)
# that's ace
b3ta poetry is invariably a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Aww
Horse riders should pay road tax
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)
# And carry a big scoop
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:14, archived)
# of
hundreds and thousands.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)
# wow!
hundreds and thousands!
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:21, archived)
# thats very
similar to some of George Bernard Shaw's work...

but well done !
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Enough with the Shire Horses already.
What's wrong with Clydesdales?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Yes...
...their banking services are legendary.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)
# And they give out free pens.
With a free bosom.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Or bays for that matter.
All your bays are belong to us.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:47, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:12, archived)
# yay for poems
I wrote one about willow from buffy, my favourite red haired witch lesbian of all time.

Willow, Willow
I'd like to see you
bite my pillow
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:14, archived)
# a masterclass
of hidden themes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)
# why is she hungry?
?

i did a similar poem about a girl called mary blarse
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)
# is that real?
I went looking on the Sky News page - nothing about that yet..but I found this...
www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,15410-12049066,00.html
eeeeeeeeeww...!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Heh! That would make me want to hit more of them
Apparently when koala's have sex, the male is so violent he leaves the female bleeding, and the female shrieks her head off to attract a more dominant male if there's one around.
But so fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)
# sounds like...
a friday night in Falkirk around the back of the nightclubs...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha... true!
I remember walking into town one night after one of the High Scholls had a dance of some sort.

The alleys off the High Street were full of drunken teenagers going at it - many tops being hastily pulled back doen as you walked past.

It was like a nature documentary or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:25, archived)
# will they change the colours used...
...during the festive season.

Use fairy lights maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Alan Beard!
class
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)
# That's great
and you're right about the scoop
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:16, archived)
# thats damn shire horse
a moment of madness.

not as bad as Ricky the Carnivorous Pony though, so he may still go to horsey heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Blame
the farmer who should have given up his chemical fertilizer
(U-99, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:53, archived)
# He's learning 'walk the dog' at the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:02, archived)
# yoyos rock
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:07, archived)
# indeed
repost
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:19, archived)
# woo to the yo-yo

(repost)
(Symball, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:23, archived)
# been done?
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:02, archived)
# has now
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:06, archived)
# hehe
an interesting twist on the nohands phenomenon
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:08, archived)
# oh dear
i feel a bandwagon rumbling up the road...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)
# well
he was such a cute little fella... and I've had all my hate extracted already so that's all I'll say on the little git
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:14, archived)
# In Edwins Last performance
He gave it everything.
(Fo_NuN, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:01, archived)
# EEEeeeviiiilllllllll!
Hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:08, archived)
# aiiii!
(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:10, archived)
# threadjack, HUH!!! what izzzit gud fah
Has anyone seen this recent story on why photoshopping can be wrong outside an environment like this?

Also if it's not too early for compo ideas (someone was giving out about them and my brain started working briefly, this happens rarely so this is my chance), here's a few:

*Why Aliens Fear Us
*If Pirates Were Alive Today
*New Religions
*Secret Lives Of Judges
*Proof That Clowns Are Scary
*Anything to do with Koalas. They're under-represented, ok?
*Nothing War-Related Week - Woo!
*'Shopping Gollum's head onto people's bodies.*

*OK scratch that last one. I just wanted an unfair advantage since I briefly suffered an addiction to this - combination of mad busy at work so no time to hummus/shop...

And finally back to Edwin Starr - Woo!
The man must get rich on royalties every time the world goes to war...
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)
# steady
on. only 22 hours to go!
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:36, archived)
# *sniff*
'tis a sad moment indeed, the passing of a genuine legend who was known best for one of his less fantastic recordings.

*sniff*
(Mattyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] The Isle Of Man Would Be Different
(The_Thing, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:57, archived)
# sorry
beat you to it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:58, archived)
# still good though and also a chance to repost Benny
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:00, archived)
# all praise
jo guest.. mmm
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:04, archived)
# mmmm
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:05, archived)
# I met Jo Guest once
true story!
(fiver_til_friday, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:08, archived)
# and...
...rivetting it is too.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Pwhooooaaarrrr
here
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:10, archived)
# pesky firewall!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)
# ah
fat goth girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:15, archived)
# is there any other kind
of goth girl?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Oh yes
trust me
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)
# twigs
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:24, archived)
# but the skinny ones
all think they are vampires
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:25, archived)
# eek
its like a fatter kelly osbourne.

how irritating are those new dorito's adverts?
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Who told you we existed
I must get to the bottom of this leak.....
(I helped save b3ta! Silentbob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:05, archived)
# ha!
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:59, archived)
# That looks like that evolving thing down the page.
The future is LEGGY.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:59, archived)
# i was bored
so i pierced my cats ear




(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:53, archived)
# It looks angry as
it should have been the other one! :)
(Smudger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:00, archived)
# but the other one would make it gay
wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:02, archived)
# I have both pierced...
...what does that make me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:03, archived)
# greedy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:03, archived)
# I'm not taking...
...any kind of abuse about piercings from you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:09, archived)
# lol
i admit i'm a freak :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:13, archived)
# A huge massive...
...LEZBEEKA! :oD
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:04, archived)
# I understand the term is
versatile?
(Smudger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:04, archived)
# confused?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:04, archived)
# That figures
*FACT* or is that *FACKED*?
(Smudger, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:03, archived)
# I don't think so.
But a large penis up the arse is a good indication.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:03, archived)
# so he/she hates you now
yes?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:07, archived)
# nah
he seemed to like it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:15, archived)
# but of course
who wouldn't want a piece of metal jabbed through their ear cartillage.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Just been browsing the challenge entries
and I think most of them are complete and total pants... There should be a ban on posting just for the sake of it!

More people should be like me and restrict their input to occasional random ranting and the odd nice comment on other people's posts... Make b3ta a better place for our children and our children's children!
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:52, archived)
# sorry?
and you are?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Elvis_the_sn@il
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:56, archived)
# and your opinion matters
<-> this much
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:57, archived)
# And you are ?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:58, archived)
# your nemesis
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:00, archived)
# your gay
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:08, archived)
# no about this much
''
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Have you seen some of the challenge entries?
People drawing moustaches on stuff in paint... that's not in the spirit of b3ta.. even stuff blatantly stolen
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:03, archived)
# starting a thread
that basically says "you're all rubbish" that's hardly "in the spirit of b3ta" either is it?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:05, archived)
# *standing ovation*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Oh, I don't know...
I think it's quite charming.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:07, archived)
# He's got
the courage of his convictions at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:14, archived)
# this is my picture of david duchovny being sick

which i save for special occasions like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:07, archived)
# uncle mick!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha thats great..
£240?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:09, archived)
# bravo!
looks like he's been eating flowers...again!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:09, archived)
# it's set to 280 pixels wide*
*just thought i'd let the mods know.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)
# right.
Ta. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Did I say they were all rubbish?
I somehow think I've been misunderstood here...
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:10, archived)
# psst
try not telling anyone they're rubbish. It's all opinion and it's not necessary to bleat about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)
# ok dr. phil
unless it's someone specific and everyone else agrees?
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:17, archived)
# nope
not even then.
try it, you might like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha
I can't think of anything more b3tan than drawing moustaches on things in paint!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:06, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Damn right
except for maybe badly drawn cocks...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:15, archived)
# fact!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:16, archived)
# I agree
reposty
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:31, archived)
# It's Rees Clissold
isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:57, archived)
# yup
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:59, archived)
# We don't need more people wasting posts.
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I'm going to New York
in 43 days - yay!
(fiver_til_friday, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'm still not sure what I'm going to do out there, except shop, drink and hang round with my dodgy Italian friend.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)
# A line has to be drawn somewhere!
What vetting procedures do you suggest?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)
# The one person who agrees with me
just keep it quiet... everyone else in here doesn't like opinions... they fear change I think
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:04, archived)
# .
line start*________________________*line finish
thank you
(fiver_til_friday, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Bless you for that.
That's exactly what I meant!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:09, archived)
# We all have to start somewhere
almost all of us have posted crap to the board. My first few posts were dreadful.. and they haven't got much better since!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)
# whatdoyoumean?
you ROCK!

(BTW, Can anyone lend me £250?)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:56, archived)
# tut
it's not going to work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:59, archived)
# no problem
how would you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:59, archived)
# in used £20 notes hidden in the false compartment of a suitcase...

Did i say 'lend'?, i meant 'have'!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:01, archived)
# "can anyone have me £250"
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:08, archived)
# well done
that man
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:13, archived)
# sure
here take £500, and pay me back when you can.

whats it for by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:01, archived)
# im hankering for a digital camera
ive got me eye on the cannon ixus v3.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:03, archived)
# IXUS are lovely little cameras
I prefer old fashion film though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:09, archived)
# yeah,
ive got an old SLR, but its HUGE, and I cant be arsed to carry it around with me anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Your's were some of the first images I saw
when i first came to b3ta and were the reason why i started to post ....
you are my messiah
have you got any holy sandals or gourds i can worship

i want your babies
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:00, archived)
# you are a disturbing
creature adh...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:07, archived)
# THE MASTER SPEAKS TO ME!!!!
A SIGN A SIGN!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:08, archived)
# leave it
he's a false prophet.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:13, archived)
# He is?
And i so thought he was the one .... *limps off to find somebody else to stalk*
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Eeuuww!
Why don't you rim him while you're at it!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:13, archived)
# It was meant as a joke my child
if a somewhat disturbing one :)
Bless.
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:22, archived)
# YOU BIG
LEZBEEKA! :oD
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:25, archived)
# *laughs*
you fool
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:34, archived)
# That's true!
*Crosses and uncrosses legs repeatedly*
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:07, archived)
# are we making you come here
?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)
# The voices in my head do
... forget I ever said anything ...
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Children are only good for one thing.
Pedophiles.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Aren't you posting this
just for the sake of it?

This is just a bit of a crap competition, as show by the lack of imagination of some of the posts. As usual there are also some great ones.

There's a new challenge tomorrow, so stop worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:16, archived)
# ok
I blame the challenge... and we get to find out who took credit for the idea in tomorrows newsletter
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:18, archived)
# It was a dictatorship challenge
we had no say in it :)

It could just as easily turned out to be a great idea, as with all of the challenges there's no way of telling until afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:30, archived)
# I'll probably
go to hell anyway..



might as well make it an express trip
(radja, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Eeeeek!



w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:51, archived)
# ooh, i didn't see that animate the first time
Top spong!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Has that been shopped?
I'd hate to share a brain with someone else... They'd know what I was thinking all the time! Aargh!

Edit: ok it didn't animate for me the first time
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:53, archived)
# How charming!
Just think of all the money they could
make appearing on chat shows. My favourite conjoined twins are Reba and her sister,
who sing Country and Western tunes to
a packed house, night after night.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:56, archived)
# one of them
hates Country and Western though doesn't she? Must be hell being conjoined to a C&W Singer...
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Yes.
But she is the frumpy one who does all the fetching and carrying. Reba is the one with the soul.

But lost out terribly in the fully-functioning leggyness.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:00, archived)
# cunt
funny
but still cunt
(Sybil 'n' Tess, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:04, archived)
# these are great
http://homepage.mac.com/leperous/PhotoAlbum1.html
though possibly gc
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I wonder if zog
knows about this?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:55, archived)
# d'oh!
you beat me to it!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:57, archived)
# these are good too
although probable GC
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Heh
Thong

I read it as 'Humus'
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:06, archived)
# poor zog though
poor zog
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:56, archived)
# That
is very very scarey
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Celia, it seemed, was making me an offer
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:45, archived)
# but she can make it dance
and that's got to be worth a shiny
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:47, archived)
# she's just had it stuffed?
that's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:48, archived)
# lovely

nice wiggle - woo
(ivor_the_engine, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)
# woo!

borrowed from jiva, she knows its ok.
(kays, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)
# That is one sturdy lady
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:55, archived)
# hooray!
I can see that :)
lovely grooving!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:58, archived)
# woo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:10, archived)
# is that a similar joke to this repost

(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Isn't that
an otter you couldn't refuse?
(Spill, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)
# oooooh
that's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] A sad reaity
(fatpotanga, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Ooh
took me a while!
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:48, archived)
# He was only playing
He didn't know...
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Its only natural - they can get bossy though
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Vandals broke into the zoo last night...
They're getting braver!

Easy tiger! Easy...geddit? Aww fuck off ;)
(fiver_til_friday, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
Fantastic. Drag tiger.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Slut!
Glad I divorced her.
Woo and indeed a yay to that
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Did she keep nicking
your make up - I hate it when that happens:)
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Why?
Was the spraying becoming a problem? That's the strange thing about relationships it's those little things you find so attractive at the start, begin to bug the hell out of you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:49, archived)
# woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Very
very good. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)
# What a floozy!
;)
(allergic to curry, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)
# very well done!
*applause*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)
# .

i would
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Excellent
she looks like she's saying "What are you all laughing at?
Stop lauging, or I'll eat you.
Hmphh!!"
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)
# As a Tigerologist...
...I can disabuse you of that notion. She is saying: "I'll let you do me up the Gary, but I won't suck it."
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Possibly
very true, but I like my version better. It's cleaner :)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Squeaky clean.
Pollyanna!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:58, archived)
# A great reply
to a post!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:46, archived)
# arrgh!
that didn't work at all
[edit]yes it did[/edit]
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Note to self
hitting return in random places between html tags don't work...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:49, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Dibnah Woo
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)
# good oh
there can never be too much dibnah on the board, imho.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:27, archived)
# nice
bra !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:39, archived)
# tis class
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:40, archived)
# i think i've met her
lovely that is
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:41, archived)
# now who's been going
to the Bernie on their own?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:49, archived)
# not me! i work with underpriviliged and homeless tigers
it's terrible when they have to take to the streets to support their catnip habits...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:51, archived)
# I suppose you drive slowly
round the streets of the city on the lookout for "underprivileged and homeless tigers", veering ever closer to the kerb, with the door of your car ever so slightly ajar?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:57, archived)
# it's the best way to meet them
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:03, archived)
# multiple launch gopher system
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Look at its face! Awww! Purest animal evil.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:35, archived)
# YAY!
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Heh - reminds of one of my first ever posts.
clicky

(which is eerily topical atm)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Norman impressed the ladies with his automotive skills and celebrity friends
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:33, archived)
# you're a mentalist
**fact**
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Splendid!
are the doors welded shut like in the Dukes of Hazzard?
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:42, archived)
# welded stuntman style
sometimes he slides across the bonnet - only when noones looking
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I did that when iI was a kid
and got bollocked off me dad
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:46, archived)
# woo for cats in cars!
and yay for repost opportunities!



(Clicky picture for wallpaper size)
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:47, archived)
# that's my wallpaper
already. It's my favourite. Thank you for bringing that little kitty into my life!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:00, archived)
#
where are the ladies?
(_windymiller, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:49, archived)
# just out of shot
doin' a lil' jig
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:50, archived)
# hehe


/repost
(GlobaModule, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:08, archived)

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