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I declare today
something... I don't know.
What would you declare a day?
I honestly don't know what i'm doing.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

I would declare it happy day.
Then everyone would have to go ound punching people.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

I declare that KBD is stoned or drunk off his nut.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

I hope he sheds more light on this.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Nah, i've had a tiny bit to drink,
just in a weird mood s'all.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

Was it goat blood?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

Carling.
Close though.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

As long as they were cheap.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

2.20 for a pint, pretty alright.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

£2.75 for a Carling where I am,
gits
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

2.46 at where I work.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

I'd go for
Kasimir S. Pulaski Day
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

There's only 2 minutes of today left.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

tomorrow then.
or yesterday.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

well it had to turn midnight when I posted that
din't it.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

Tomorrow is my last bit of work for university.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

Sounds good to me.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

I would declare today
Rimemba Maddie and Jayde Day
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

Could it not be forget them day.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

I declare
its 2 minutes pasted 12
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

Oh Mr Onion.
you so crazeh
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

well
now its wednesday I can let my hair down
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

One of my friends has called me a fascist because of today's podcast.
The scist in fascist soounds a bit like shit so I suppose it is a natural progression. But all the same, I feel I am to be congratulated for losing real life friends with my fucking dreadful podcast instead of just internobodies.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

set fire to them

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

I like it better when you're shit at stuff.
Asides the JMG News. Which was ace.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Actually, properly upset at you?
Crikey.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

Yes.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

This weeks "Freddy Review" was brill

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

Rilly?
I felt like even he couldn't be bothered anymore.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

Short but sweet,
had me laughing anyway.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

well done stalin

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

Oswald Mosley, he said.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

Do you own any brown shirts?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

This podcast idea?
Did it come to you while sat in a pub around half ten because you were having such a laugh? Just asking, like.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

if you ever do another podcast I'll hunt you down and hoof you up the gunt

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

Just one more in a fortnight.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

podcast shit, gunt hoofed
your choice, it's out of my hands now
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

guntus intactus

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

He called you a fat shit
you fat shit.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

I went to see a really good film. In The Loop by Armando Ianucci.
And I had a really nice curry. Prawn pathia by the Eastern Eye up my road.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

"eastern eye up my road"
phnarr phnarr
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

for those of us who didn't or don't want to listen to your podcast, what exactly caused friction?

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

fisting without lube

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

I dunno.
We discussed Abraham Lincoln.
NOW GUDNITRE
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

Well that's certainly something to remember I guess.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

So what's currently my fault?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

My erection

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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

The economic downturn.
People aren't stimulating the economy with comfort eating purchases any more.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

This would be GOOD news.
GOOD.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Apparently the opposite is happening.
People are comforting themselves with food during the recession.

Thornton's profits went up 10% last year.

Thrilling stuff.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Corporate spending on booze is down
but personal spending on booze is up. It looks like people are taking responsibility for drowning their own sorrows.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

My hair is still wet.
I blame you.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

France.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Oh JMG you´re so hot, you make me want to fiddle with mr willas

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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

pffft

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

The plight of Newcastle United.
I feel that with the backing of JMG Enterprises they'd have never got into this mess.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

Firm action is required.
That means laws laid down, and punches thrown.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

North Korea's nuclear program.
And "Agadoo."
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

I've never been able to shake that monkey off my back.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

~~shake that monkey off my back.~~

Push pineapple, shake the tree
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Doctor Who

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

There's a survey out recently that really does prove Dr. Who fans are generally uglier than usual TV viewers.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

i thought most doctor who fans were kids?
JMG IN "ALL CHILDREN UGLY" SHOCKER
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

I'm an equal rights bullier.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

world peace

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

the fact
that the mackem mover beat the geordie dancer
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

I'm glad you found the time to pull two of your fingers out of your lady's vagina
and post that.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

only one finger
the others in my bum hole
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Careful you don´t tear your rectum
I know you can get carried away, what with your big beer muscles & all
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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

what?
I thought they only lived in salt water
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

the other six are still up there
(I'm assuming he doesn't have thumbs)
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

the heat death of the universe

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

the cricket

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

The oppression of the fat folk.
Hurray for JMG!
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

You shut them up good and proper.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

JMG WIN

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

My entire life.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

Are you feeling emo?

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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

No, my life is awesome.
I'm thanking JMG.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

That's nice
I was hoping that one of you fuckers was going to kill themselves. Guess I'll have to keep waiting- or try to convince Karl_Hysteria.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

I've not got an underscore.
Also, I'm not emo.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

I'll keep trying.

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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Is it the san andreas fault?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Typical Americans.
Just blame it all on the Mexicans.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

People who use lol several times in a sentence so that you know they're joking
lol definitely JMG's fault lol
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

I'M PERFECTLY CALM :) :) :) :)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

this
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post454276#qotw-post-454289
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

I'm related to this bloke and I endorse his views 100%
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7828121.stm
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

just thought i had a bit of spunk left in me
turned out to be urine
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

This
is
FASCINATING
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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Im going to insist we get that tatooed across your forehead.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

I'm insisting that you have "Fat Racist cunt- LOL" tattooed on yours.

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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

I might get ABERDEEN
across my knuckles
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

May as well
In fact I know a couple of guys in the Granite City who will do that for you.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

I have a new favourite news site.
www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

Something comedy racist might be coming.
Let's observe.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Sexface did that earlier on
:(
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

OHH SEXFACE!
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

I quite like
This one or this one.

I hate the town I live in- but I'll hang around long enough to vote against that cunt Griffin at the next General Election. I know little about politics but I can recognise a Nazi when I see one.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

JMG!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

FUCK YEAH
add me on your list u pisssucker
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

ALRIGHT!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

PROFOUND INTERNET RIGHT HERE

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WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

When is Kristine coming to visit?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

Why are you asking me?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

Arent you her BFF?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

Yes
But why would I tell you?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

I HATE YOU

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

No you don't

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

I do though.

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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Should that bother me?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

CHRIST THIS IS DULL.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

Oh ssh

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

GOOD IDEA. JOIN ME.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Why are you shouting?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

Aberdeen.
Always replying.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the point on here?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

This is his courtship ritual
He'll be up you like a rat up a drain pipe
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

What do you mean "my courtship ritual?"
I haven't even bought her a drink- never mind slipped anything into it.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

*takes notes*

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Its ok
I cant actually write
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

Not unless you care,
Which I imagine you probably don't. It's not worth losing any sleep over.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

you only want me for my kool aid

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Not true!
I have plenty in the cupboard!
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

oh I see
perhaps I'll start saving for a trip
I know...I've been saying that for a year now
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

We should start a collection

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

I might even get a real job
oh, this sounds interesting
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Doing what?
You can come work for me

How do you feel about typing out emails for me?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

I'll do almost anything for money

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

A real job as my maid?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

I'm already contracted out as a maid to my fiance

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

I don't remember proposing
:(
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

you only tell me you love me when you're drunk
:'(
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

That is not true
I told you earlier and I'm sober.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

your status comment does not bode well

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

if it's wet, drink it
indeed!
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

PUT IT IN YOUR MUM'S BREW

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

This photo
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45850000/jpg/_45850002_boyletrio.jpg

:(
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

alright mr onion

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

getting a faint blip on the Syncubus radar here

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

"If it's depraved, post it"

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Does it sound lik this: 'WHOOP WHOOP SQUIRREL SQUIRREL'?
'
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

for fuck's sake, read the qotw answers in its profile

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

I´m too busy fiddling with mr willas to read that

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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

i'm so excited by this news that i've put the left shoe on my right foot and vice versa

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Right Shitheads. Stop whatever you were fannying on about on here, and make better internet.
*Nation of JMG Anthem*
Give me anything, anything that was constructive for better internet tonight.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

I wanted to watch 'The Worlds fastest Indian' but now it's some film by the sister of the brother of the Harry Potter film actor that got stabbed

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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

That's a good film.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Want want want.
:(
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Me.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

O_o
So thanks to the b3tans who said I should watch ´martyrs´.

Now i´m properly fucked up, and i´m saving up for a dungeon.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

We all warned you.
I think it should end with a song.
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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

the end song is quite cool
its the only film i´ve seen with boobs and lesbian kissing where i haven´t dropped my pants.

i did throw wine everywhere when i got scared near the beginning. the remote fell off the sofa and i jumped like fuck.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

The end song is pretty and amazingly beautiful

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

do you know the band or artist?
gaz me
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

'Whip crack away' would've been better, and more uplifting.

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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

No.
Sir Duke
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

YAY!
Welcome to the 'I Watched 'Martyrs' and Now I'm Fucked Up' club. It was me, by the way.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Ahh
These will definitly help
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Those are pretty kick ass

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Watch out spider!
The scary looking little girl is coming to get you!
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

cripes :(

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

This is why I haven't clicked

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

gowan
click it
it's not that bad
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

I think i might go scrape my feet

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

What a lovely image

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

I might keep them in a jar

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Your feet?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

Possibly

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Also
MOTHERFUCKING DODGEBALL IS ON TELLY
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

thanks for the update
have you got a twitter?
you should probably post this there too
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

B3ta is for attention seeking so i shall do it here
Twitter is for the dull
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

attention seeking?
online?
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

I'm quite the wimp

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

just let your eyes glaze over before you click it

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

*fears*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

i dont recall be scared by
bits of dismembered bodies in the fridge.
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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

im emotionally drained
slumped shoulders.. cant really talk to anyone... just.. glazed.

thanks for that
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Yeah.
It does that to you. I do warn people about it and it's head breaking ability. It's a horrible yet brilliant piece of cinema.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

It deserves better than its ratings on imdb
but i do feel i lost part of myself

like when a friend made me watch the beheading of a british guy taken hostage by some taliban group

numb
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

It'll play on your mind for weeks afterwards too.
Just to warn you, like...
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

i cant even masterbate now
*sobs uncontrollably*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

You'll be right as rain in about a month or so.
Maybe. I'm still a bit fucked up from it. You might never recover....
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

I've sent my random burns now
Hurrah for me.
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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I'm sending mine out tomorrow
BANG ON the deadline.

Fuck, I hope I remember. I've just got to put the Completely Worthless And Quite Shit presents in, now.
(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

I didn't put any because I've only just been paid

(

SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

I'm skint myself, so I'm just going to send things that I find around the house
I reckon at least one person will get a slice of bread.
(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Sweet

(

SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Not if I send it 2nd class
It'll develop its own language by the time it arrives.
(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

I hope it's me. I'm all out.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Hehehehehehehe

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

I still feel that the woman in drag me to hell really didnt deserve her punishment.
I might write a letter.
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

what's it about?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Torture
www.imdb.com/title/tt1029234/
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Child abuse?
Sounds sexy.
(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

It's not a nice film at all.

(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

It doesn't sound it.
Can you hold my hand while I watch it?
(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Are you actually going to watch it?
I can't hold your hand because I live in a different county to you.
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

I'll watch it.
I can't complain about it if I don't watch it.
(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

True enough.
You like complaining, don't you?
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Not as much as I like you

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

You're only human, MoT

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

CRAM IT UP YOUR ANUS BOLLOCK BREATH

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

I do like it when you´ve got your fluffy hat on

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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

Dungeons are scary places though

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

You wouldn´t think they were originally designed as a fun place to take the kids on a rainy Sunday

(

broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

:D
"Ve're all proud of our country und are raised to try and achieve ze Austrian dream - find a job, get a dungeon und raise a family in it," Bruno went on.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

if /talk was a dormitory who would you want as your bunk mate?
pandering ahoy
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

I don't care
as long as they don't snore and I get the top bunk.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

And a four pack of Druid cider.

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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

Oh FUCK.
I'd forgotten that. Druid's Cider for the lose.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Someone who doesn't do annoying breathing in their sleep
And who is willing to be the one to switch off the light so that I don't have to move once I'm comfy.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

I think you'll find that breathing in your sleep is fairly essential

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

There is a difference between normal breathing and annoying breathing though

(

Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

*breathes*

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

*hits over the head*

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

I'd live on my own as no one would want me.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

true
or you could be the Gomer Pyle of the dorm
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

MoT.

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WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Was that before or after you saw what I wrote?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Before.

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WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Why?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

I'm not sure.
You just seem fairly interesting.
(

WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

Mongy

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

I bet Gonzo tells fabulous bedtime stories

(

Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

a girl
to make the sex with
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

There are lots of good folk here, but probably FoldsFive or Malchick.

(

Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

Why not me?

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Because you're a girl, I'm a boy and it'd end in tears.
SEXY TEARS.
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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

I´m weeping sexy tears just thinking about it.

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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Like when you find a forgotten fiver in your other pair of trouser pockets
I discovered that I'd downloaded Hitch Hiker's Guide without remembering I'd even put it on the list. And now here it is much to my amazement.

What has pleasantly surprised you recently?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

I bought a pair of trousers for £5 today.

(

magnum, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

What's wrong with them?

(

Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

Nothing
They were on the sale rail in Madhouse. Maybe end of season stuff, don't know. Down from £20.
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magnum, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

Good job.

(

Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

I'm going to wear them tomorrow.
On a boat.
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magnum, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Steady on.
Where are you boating? I think I'd like to go on a boat tomorrow.
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Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

River Orwell
Hopefully it won't rain. I don't think the trousers are water proof.
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magnum, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

Ah, the River Orwell.
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that flow through through the county of Suffolk in England? And its source river, above the tidal limit, is known as the River Gipping? I think I'm right in saying it broadens into an estuary at Ipswich and flows into the North Sea at Felixstowe after joining with the River Stour at Shotley.
(

Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

I think that's the one, yes.

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magnum, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

Excellent. Enjoy.

(

Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Madhouse is ace for jeans,
I've got two pairs from there, didn't spend more than £15. Quite nice jeans too.

Edit: Meant to reply to the previous post.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

They used to do pairs of Levi 501s for about £25

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

I just remember the radio adverts from years ago.
Don't think I've ever been there or know where one is.
(

Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

recursive complimentary paradox high 5
*gestures with hand held high in expectation
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

It's been nearly 40 minutes now
I'm guessing you can put your hand down!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

left hanging, K.
I don't even know where my homies are anymore.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

I'm listening to Neil Young and am very happy I'm going
to see him later this month.
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Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

he is Canadian
I approve.
(

Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

I didn't know that.
Seems like a miserable bugger at times.
(

Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

I'm not keen on him myself.
But don't let that influence you.
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

Ok. I think I can do that. I think.

I hope. Oh God.
(

Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Not that I dislike him, you understand,
I just wouldn't choose to listen to him.
I'd be happy enough if someone else put him on a communal stereo.
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

So is it alright for me to carry on listening to him?

(

Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

Fine by me.
But check under the bed for gilgameshes.
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

I'm under everyone's bed

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

Not mine you're not.
You shit.

HELLO.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Hellboy 2
/ac
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

personally I'd hoof them up the gunt the second they looked at the CD player

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

is it Cortez The Killer?
I like that one
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

I just listened to that. Is good indeed.

(

Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Cinnamon Girl makes me feel warm as well

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

Only guitar solo that I can play.

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

That a real girl (not one off the internet)
Actually considered getting into bed with me!

HHGTTG is amazing, I have always avoided the film as i'm scared I would be disappointed.
(

Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

It's shit.
We saw it at the cinema. It's a big load of toss.
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

I haven't seen a teaching-English book that didn't reference Douglas Adams at some point
so when the film came out, I set it as homework to go and see it.

I lost a lot of class kudos on that.
(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

Did they all quit your English lesson
saying "So long and thanks for all the fish"?
(

turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

I was excited when it came out
tis one of my favourite books & my lil bro worked on it & is in the credits.

Shame it was a load of plop really.
(

broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

A bit like the TV series, then.
And the book, probably.

I think I missed it all.
(

Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

I'm re-reading the books at the moment, well worth a read.
The film wasn't great unfortunately.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

The Mark Wing Davy Zaphod
was better than the Sam Rockwell Zaphod.
The permanent two heads of MWD was much better than the pop up head from SR.
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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

He was the actor son of Lou Beale you know.

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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

I found the film so faithful to the original TV story
as to invalidate making the film. It was so much the same. Not bad, just 'copy'
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

I have only ever read the book
Again I have avoided the TV series as I don't want to spoil all the images I have built up in my head about it.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

what the fuck is HHGTTG

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

HItch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy

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Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

Steven Fry's Two-Hour Bollockathon
with that cunt what did the sex bit in Love Actually
(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

Hairy Heffers Got Tasty Titties Guy

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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

Henry Henwick Gives Total Twat Guidance

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Helping Hezbollah Gave Terry Trent Grief

(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Hitchhiker is one word not two.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

True, but fans of the book almost always abreviate it it HHGTTG for some reason

(

Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Hardcore fans of the book are not people who should exist.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

This is quite possibly true
I like the books but I wouldn't say i'm a 'fan'
(

Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

Because they are invariably piston_broke

(

ArthurTheRat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

See also: Pratchett fans

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ArthurTheRat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

I like Pratchett books too.
Perhaps I should end myself.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Exactly.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

HE MET HIM DON'T YOU KNOW?

(

Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

whats the deal with piston_broke ?

(

turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

No one can be told what piston_broke is.
You have to hear him for yourself.
(

ArthurTheRat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

A dyslexic news quiz on BBC1

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Arf

(

broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

I sold a shit pair of trousers to some wanker, for five quid.
There's AIDs needles in the back pocket.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

I've been revising for some exams recently, and researching info for my new book
However, nothing I was trying to remember was going into my brain. It got so bad I went to the doctor. He did some tests on me, turns out I've got study AIDs.
(

magnum, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

Oh, you terrible man.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

I lost some HMV vouchers.
My friend bought them for my birthday. She wrote to HMV and told them I lost them, providing proof of purchase and they sent me some new ones. YAY. Spree on the weekend, YES SIR.
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Nice!
Any albums/dvds on the shopping list?
(

Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

I don't know.
I might just see whats there. Might buy some Doves.
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

From HMV? Shouldn't you go to some sort of bird...
Sorry.
(

Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

LOLZ

(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

HMV sell soap?

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

The new album is excellent.
As are all the other ones, bar maybe 'Lost Souls' which is merely good.
(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

HaHa
I read that as HIV vouchers following on from JackAction's comment.
(

turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

excellent news thar.
especially since HMV seems to be the only mass media store still in operation on fukkin' old Coventry towwwwwn
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

That I'm going to see Transformers 2 at Midnight on Thursday.

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WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

I don't think there is anything that I'd queue for at midnight just so I was in the first batch of people to get it
unless it was tickets to the moon or something, or something with no possibility of getting to buy/see/do whatever was on sale.
(

magnum, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

I'm not queuing.
I got my ticket online about a week ago.
(

WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

The weather
/boring

Otherwise, how I've managed to maintain my weight for 4 months (lolfatty)
(

its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

If you're lolfatty wouldn't it be better to have decreasing weight?

(

magnum, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

According to
JMG, we are all fatties, so it must be that I am a fatty
(

its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

That the dress I ordered online was too big
So I had to send it back and get the smaller size. Yey.
(

Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

nothing
my life is dull
(

jenpots, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

maybe you ight be amused by a surprise
mail order envelope full of entonox.....?
(

Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

The good health of my parents since the stress of moving house
and having builders in for the last year.
(

Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

~~builders~~ painters
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

they do say
MOST stressful, death of a child
NEXT most stressful, death of a spouse
NEXT most stressful, 'moving house'

erm, (checks watch) moved house 9 times in the last 8 years. Legit. Just the way that contract work goes....
(

Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

a sweat-streaked, heaving-chested woman slapped me weakly on the sternum and panted
"stop, stop, I can't orgasm any more."
(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

How is my mum these days?
I've got that right haven't I? I totally pwned you just there.
(

magnum, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

noice

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

HOT STUFF

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

you're a big load of old shit

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

London's rubbish. Booking a month in advance
it's still the best part of £100 a night for Euston Travelodge. The massive shits.
Is it easy to prostitute yourself in London?
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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Dont stay ata travelodge.
Go some where reasonable.
(

Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

This.
But with added "you daft twat".
(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Decorum.

(

Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

I usually stay at the kensington close hotel
when I'm down. The carpets offend me.
(

MrA, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Like where?
I've tried all the cheapo chain ones I know.
(

Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

Do you have any recommendations for somewhere to stay in London for 6 nights?
/hoping to go down there early part of October, and would like to get recommendations
from people on prices/quality as opposed to just trusting the internet.
Doesn't have to be the Ritz, but comfortable, clean, and somewhere we can use
as basic crash space in between doing a fair bit in London during that week would be nice.
Not too fussed about location ,but the more central the better
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Doesn't Riverghost run a hostel?
That might be a cheap way of doing things
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

I'm quite prepared to lash out on luxuries, like carpet on the floor and tea/coffee making facilities in the room

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

That and tyou do know that he fucks animals right?
That's all you'll hear all night.
(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

and the fact he runs/ board now, the mod we never had who cries tio be one

(

mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

he'll be sure to tell us all about it on /board the next day
there may even be photos from the window.

/Acually, it's not bad as hostels go at all, but I'd rather
it be a hotel to be honest.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

meh, i'd stick you in bermondsy, fancy fucking tourist cunts

(

mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

I very nearly moved into a narrowboat in a marina at Bermondsey
About 3 years back
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

It sickens me that he's not been locked up.
Fucking animals is just wrong.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

Where did all this start?

(

WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

In a barn, on a cold night.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

Ghostie's place is above a Threshers
I'm sure you can buy a 4-pack of tea there....
(

Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

I haven't set foot in a Threshers in over 2 years now
do they sell lots of fruit tea these days?
(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

well, alcopops
but if you boil them it will turn into non-alcoholic beverage
(

Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

get a train fron the burbs in,

(

mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

you reckon?
s'pose it could be worth looking at
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

i'm a mind melting 40 mins from on an over ground train

(

mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

^that

(

broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

See, this is what I mean.
Except 4 nights and July.
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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

Have you tried popping in to see your local travel agent?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Yes.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Not if you have a monobrow
Nobody wants to fuck one of those freaks.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Fuck me
that's a bit much for a Travelodge. They'd better have a free bar.
(

Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

Yes. Call me
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(

Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

now as a lahndahn person i take offence, no offence, don't stay in the middle off london, no offence, racist

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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

euston? oh do fuck off

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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

No offence.

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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

you can have a marriot 4 star near me with a train jouney for 70 quid

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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

I might consider staying outside a bit, even though it means
going into Euston and back out.
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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Or because you're staying near a main station it's more expensive?
You can stay at mine for £90.
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Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

£85 and I won't bum you if you leave fast enough in the morning.....

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

£80 and I will.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

Oooh, a bidding war. Ish. In reverse. Er...

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Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

~~SOLD!~~
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Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

They're all much of a muchness, pricewise.

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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

laterooms.com
depends where you gotta be near by.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

I wouldn't say that was all that expensive
But then the last hotel I booked was £130 a night and that was in Aberdeen.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

i only stay in places that cost at least £150 a night.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

My butler books all of my hotels for me.
I never ask him the price.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

did i ever tell you about the time my butler got cancer so i had to poach my own eggs in the morning?
how the tables have turned!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

Mustique has some great places
at least £15,000 a night though.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

The company pays for all my hotel stays
so they can be as expensive as you care. Lots of them come with free porn on the TV.
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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

Yeah', but you don't have a huge life expetancy, so you can afford to go silly on the cards.
I'm sorry to be so blunt, no offence was meant, didn't mean to bring that up again.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

it's ok,
i have to take this thing with humour!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

you live in Aberdeen don't you?
dirty stopout.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Surprisingly it wasn't for me
Dirty stopouts don't pay to stay out for the night!
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

Booking a month in advance, a Travelodge has a cheek to charge more than £50 a night, considering
what you get.
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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

Try the Hoxton, I always stay there, it's lovely, not too expensive, and seems a nicish area (although I'm from the provinces so anywhere with electricity seems nice to me).
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C, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

Stay with Gonz.
I'm sure he won't try to struggle snuggle you.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

NO!
I CAN PISS HIGHER!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

Good!
A new thread.
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jenpots, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

lolomgignor

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

bah!
I didn't mean to slag off your thread, I just had nothing to add to it.
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jenpots, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

Yeah right.
If you haven't got me on ignore then how are you replying to ... oh.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

That never stops people normally.
Are you ill?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

Maybe a little fevered.

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jenpots, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

BOLLOCKS LOOK AT THAT MARK

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

His name is Paul, smeagol.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

Is it?
Ugh.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

I could piss an egg up a cat further than you.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

YAY

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WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

I pissed on your new kittens.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

I'M A FIREMAN
I WIN
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

NO ME

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

Aaargh! nomes!

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

There's a silent "G" at the front.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

eat my post.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

Dagnabbit.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

Prove it

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Welcome to the New Internet.
We operate a strict door policy here. You don't look right, you ain't getting in.

There are no written rules. But if the thought "why isn't it 'Nu Internet'?" crossed your mind then you probably want to fuck off around the corner to Slapper's Disco Internet and Cocktail Saloon.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

Can we have a definition of what looks right?
Do I need a new hat?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

I think looking vaguely human is the first step.
And your first barrier.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

So some kind of tie would probably be in order.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

Looped around the rafters, perhaps.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

Windsor or Simple Double?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

You really have no idea how tedious you are, do you?
Wormulus was, sadly, spot on. I think you've racked up enough tedium to feed fatty for at least the next five minutes.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Abuse from you Bud, is worth a thousand popular pagings.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

how about a hoof up the gunt from me?

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

bud can't even do abuse anymore, it's like baldmonkeys wacky, pointless and dull, repeats again

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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

*clicks "I like this"*
I wish i could click twice.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

Get angry bud ! Show him who's boss !
GO INTERNET FORUM BASED FISTY CUFTS, GO !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

you are the playground wind-up merchant.
well done :)
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

I'm gonna be 100% honest here...
I'm a straight man, but would still totally love to spend a night in Bud's arms.

But badger's got Wicca's bossum, which would also be worth a night in for.

Maybe we can combine the two?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

I feel combining Bud and Wicca may involve bloodshed.
but with a marvellous hairdo
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

How is Bud wearing his hair nowadays?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

beehive
with purple streaks.

PHWOAR

(allegedly)
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

I've never understood this whole bud/wicca/shambles/badger/mykey war thinggy.
They all seem to be quite similar to me, may be it's the oppersite of oppersites attract?

I quite like all of them, in fact, there isn't many people I don't like.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

I'm here so rarely I didn't know it was going on.
But I approve in a "/talk is the home of arguments" way
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

I don't think anything is going on.
Most of the people on that list aren't even regulars any more.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

no?
boring. wanna fight, you hat wearer?
*adopts Autistic Crane Stance*
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

Have at you! You perishing little japanese dinosaur monster side-kick.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

I'll get my big bro down here.
he'll proper mash you up bruv.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

it's a bunch of growmn men acting like teenage girls online
i pity them all
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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

Easy now, JMG.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

please don't link me with that needy attenti0n seeker, i once had a front page here dont you know

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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

[whisper]
I think he has too ... don't tell the kids
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

oh Budley
internet fury? there's dignified.
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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)

Windsor is old hat these days
Double is the way forward.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

But its not symmetrical

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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

I just don't like the Windsor and cutback collar look
smacks of estate agent.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

Plus you cannot peanut a windsor

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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

True.
I haven't heard the phrase 'to peanut a tie' in years!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

semantic webs your botty bot.

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MrA, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

I'm anti-semantic.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

this isn't new
you've just painted over the dirty bits and put a bow on it.
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scott,, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

Yeah
But it's under new management.

Might at least give it a try.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

How dare you.
We've also increased the price of Continental Lager by fifty pence a bottle and the bar staff have all got aprons with our name on.

And we've fixed the bolts on the cubicles and filled in the smaller glory holes.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

The trick is not to drink continental lager.
Drink British beer instead!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

British beer is only served in the private member's area.
I can't trust the riffraff with real glasses.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

I agree with this.
Give 'em Carling in plastic pint glasses.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

Would you like to see my new cock?

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nick the greek, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

is it less warty than your old one?

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

It's kind of hard to tell.

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nick the greek, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

that's what my missus said.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

i would like a bag of Cheetos

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

This is the way forwards.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

Free Entry for Gold Card Members.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

My member is solid gold.
Does that count?
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

You knows it.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

HEY BABY CAN YOU SAY BLINGBLING?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

Is it like New Labour? Will Neil Kinnock be tapping embarassingly to D:Ream?

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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

There will be no mocking of Neil Kinnock.
Cardiff City fan y'know.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

good guy too

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

:(

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

If they won't let us in MGT it'll mean we're too awesome.

(

Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

You can come in but your boyfriend looks like trouble and you'll have to leave your delusions of supernatural beings in the cloakroom.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

I'm using this post to tell you all something.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

I appreciate the effort if not the sentiment.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Actually I think I might go for a run.
Keep me updated on any 'fun' that happens.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

what is the something that you are telling in this post ?

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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

Exactly.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

Is this the internet we all have to pay £6 a year for?

(

Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

No. This one's free.
I'm subsidising it with another tax on stupid people.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

All hail Shambles.

(

Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

I've set my anti-skate to zero
and I'm about to wicci wicci scruh scruh wicci wuh scratch.
(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

my housemate just told me about that
And that ofcom will throttle back my internets if they think I'm pirating. WTF?
(

CowJam, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

i just watched Drag me to hell
Sam Raimi had some fun with that huh
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

So did you delete the SSG cancer thread because he does have cancer
or because he doesn't?
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CowJam, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

because maybe he does
i looked at his profile

i think he has cancer of the beard
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

I enjoyed that fillim

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

I admire some of Sam Raimi's work
but I don't recognise your username so you're not coming in. Especially not with those trainers. Did your mum buy them?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

im on the VIP list
just cos my username changed, i´ve been around these parts before you had pubes.

and i´m wearing only SOCKS.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

Meh. Even your old account is a no-name noob.
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/27773
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

God, it's like being seen wearing your school shoes at the weekend
*shames*
(

Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

haha
that is a forgotten and particularly shameful kind of shame.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

pleb 2.0

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spacefish bong!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

Whatever.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

*flashes my ID*

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

LOL WTF kind of name is McLOVIN!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

Can I get in if I buy you this?
www.drinkstuff.com/products/product.asp?ID=4256
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

...and sixty three pence
what sort of a rounded price is that ?
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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

Quite a lot of stuff is oddly priced
I guess its the reduced VAT shenanigans
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

I'm glad it's free delivery.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

If you look around
You can get a £5 off voucher, makes it even more appealing
(

executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

haha
£5 off your next purchase of LIFE SIZED T-REX MODEL
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

This is a BBQ essential
www.drinkstuff.com/products/product.asp?ID=3746&catID=487&name=Pick+Your+Nose+Party+Cups
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

Makes you wonder what they'll think up next.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

Sliced bread?

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

The world is not ready.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

I'll stick to buns

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

Now THAT would be my first purchase upon winning the lottery.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

I AM SEEKING VALIDATION.
ONLINE
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

I'd validate you...
...sorry
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

Hang, let me check the list.

(

Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

The bouncer will validate you for a bit outside the fire exit if you like.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

Cor!

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

well i'll be

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

hairy

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

Dead soon

(

Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

THATS NOT FUNNY
IS AIDS OR HANDICAPPED PEOPLE FUNNY?
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

only if it's bad AIDS,
and bad past-life Karma respectively
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

Haha :)

(

Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

or jockeys.
fucking jockeys.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

shame shit
different management, i really should be given the the permission to just strike my own justice on the timid and the dull
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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

You sir, I need advice.
I need a pair of cheapest of cheap leather welding gloves either in natural leather colour or grey so I can die them. You being a tradesman type should be able to tell me where to get such.
(

Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

that doesn´t make him gay

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

i'm not really a welder, i just found these goggles
i have no idea, soz, no offence, try pts online site, i doubt they are cheap
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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

Yeah', fine, ok, fair enough.
Don't mind me, I'm gonna get to the slapper's disco, if they're in the door, they've got to be 18, right? Not my fault, guv'.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

Oh man
I invested quite a lot in the Old Internet. Maybe I can sell it for parts.
(

spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

Throw a dust sheet over it.
We'll resurrect it as Retro in twelve months and make an absolute killing.
(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

I look incredibly generic.
Am I allowed on this new internet?
(

Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

Beard or boobs?

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

BOTH

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

Oh momma.

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

I'm so HOT

(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

No diggedy.
We like the way you work it.
(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

I try to bag it up.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

Boobs please.

(

Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

~~y generic~~ e
(

Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

cr
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

I wish I was funny

(Uneasy Coon Supoer Salmonn mon sanmmiich D:, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

Set yourself on fire.
That might work.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

I had a go on an optimus keyboard today
it was cool.
(

MrA, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

did it kick the shit out of the megatron keyboard?

(

Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

it was really freaky
one of the keys had a video playing inside it.
(

MrA, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

actually I've just googled it, they look awesome!
FUCK! $1,600
(

Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

it was in a room full of goodies at work
it had that, a sony rolly, couple of those sony dogs. And a microsoft surface. The surface was broken though. Plus it looked like a bin.
(

MrA, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

my goodness.

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

Hahaha Transformers on the brain

(

turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

If they're on your brain
Are they literally "More than meets the eye"?
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

oooh!
Did you draw a cock on the keyboard display?
(

Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

SHIT
:(
(

MrA, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

if its all there on thursday I'll try and get a photo of
the surface with a CDC on it.
(

MrA, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

I wish this internet wasn't so shit.

(

Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

HELLO

(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Hello as well

(

Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Alright darlin?

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

Yep Yep!
You?
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

HELLO YES THAT ONE.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

I heard it's your fault that a particular member of this forum is unable to have children :(

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

Only because I got his bird up the duff first.
It would be churlish to keep trying when she's already got my bun in her disgusting oven.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

I bet you only did THAT to spite someone else.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

I'M FUCKING ATROCIOUS.
Like your horrible fat girlfriends entire wardrobe.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

It's a dreadful piece of furniture :(

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

Do you ever look at her and think "I wish she'd let me buy her clothes for her..."?
I mean, after all, you'll be using them for camping in at some point anyway, so...
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

I can barely dress myself dude :(

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

Don't employ your Cali-for-ni-aye slang with me, like we're friends or something.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

ohhh hi bud!

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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

I don't know you, back off.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

She's been told all about YOU.
She's probably expecting you to set fire to one of the regulars.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

See, that's the incredible thing about being universally hated.
People talk about you when you're not around, strangers know who you are and, unlike you, I don't have to make an effort every time I post.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

The internet needs more hate of this standard.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

100 of your posts equate to 1 word of 1 of mine.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

What's the ratio of a JMG post to an Average Poster's post?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

Do us all a favour and cut your hands off.
You're seriously wasting internet here.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Looks like we're on for a fridge-cooling party on Saturday

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scott,, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

Awesome news!
I'll get you an ice cube tray as a house cooling present.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

are you sure you want to carry another thing up those stairs?
oh and don't worry, John Lewis delivers to the room of your choice :)
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scott,, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Well, as I'll be dragging my sorry hide up, I figure a plastic widget won't break me.
Plus: ICE ON TAP. Sort of.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

what? why do you think /talk is shit?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

Because I have read it.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

Enrol in a comedy course.
Then kill yourself.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

oh well.
never mind.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

You can learn from me,
i'm fucking hilarious.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

~~fucking hilarious~~
partaking in corprophilia
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

that wasn't funny.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

I was going more for speed.

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WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

Hahaha

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

I wish I knew why the naive realist thinks our language involves demonstrative reference.

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Comma, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

Because you touch yourself at night.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

and you watch with your secret spy cameras

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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

I don't know what that means, but it sounds like you've eaten a word pie.

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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

A naive realist is someone who thinks that our perceptions are direct experience of the actual external world.
Demonstrative reference is like saying "that massive brow", referring to an actual think in the external world.

The naive realist reckons that when we talk, we use demonstrative reference all the time, and this seems to be a plus point for the theory, as it's difficult to see how we could demonstratively refer to an object without being directly aware of it.

I'm wondering how they know that we do demonstratively refer, beyond just saying that it seems intuitively like we do.
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Comma, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

they seem to be assuming that they're demonstratively referring to the real object in the external world,
rather than the subjective object of their own perceptions, that other people happen to share to some degree.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

Exactly. But why?
I can draw up two situations in which one has demonstrative reference and the other doesn't, but otherwise they are exactly the same. A language which demonstratively refers and one which doesn't are indistinguishable from the point of view of the subject.
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Comma, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Because they want to.
What are the alternatives to demonstrative reference?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

The alternative would be either a language which has no meaning, which isn't the case,
or a language in which we don't refer to objects in the external world, but only to our images of them.
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Comma, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

I think we form a concept of objects in the external world from our images of them,
and then refer to that, because two people might have completely different views of an object, but they still know what each other are talking about.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

This all sounds like you're going to start talking about Magritte.

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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Well, we clearly do use demonstrative reference. That's how we refer to things.
I guess the issue is whether we're referring to something that actually exists or something in our own minds, as an idealist would say.
The naive realist using that as evidence for their theory seems rather circular to me.
As for being directly aware of something, we'd be aware of it whether it existed purely in our minds or in an external physical world.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

"Reality is what you can get away with" - R.A.W

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

That doesn't even make sense.
It sounds like some weird kind of motivational nonsense aimed at people who aren't accustomed to thinking.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

Such as Dekion.
Strange that.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

It makes perfect sense, but I can't be bothered to elaborate.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

I'm no expert, but I'm guessing you're talking a right old load of bollocks.

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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

I don't often agree with you
But I may well do on this occasion.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

It makes no sense at all
You self-delusional tin-foil-hat-wearing idiot.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

this will explain
spotify:track:62ne0kUEsgXPTFIbX7fdOH
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

I'm not stopping Ray Charles for anything you suggest.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

Why don't *you* explain?

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Comma, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

because i'm half drunk and tired and doing stuff and it's only my opinion and so forth
that said

you should read up on Leary and Wilson
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

*looks up Wilson*
he sounds like an entertaining lunatic.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

Read this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Illuminatus!_Trilogy

(not what you think)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

I might do,
Spacefish has a copy. And about umpteen copies of the Principia Discordia.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

OoooooooOoh
I ordered Principia from Play, I waited a month, they never had it in stock, I cancelled.

I've not finished Illuminatus yet, too busy.

You have done well.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

Gaz me your address and I'll stick one in the post.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

BIGGER WORD PIE :(
I don't think I understand.
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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

Have you studied 'Timothy Leary'?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

No.

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Comma, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

You should wiki him.
Also,

Robert Anton Wilson aka RAW
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

Gardening based historical events.
The gunpowder allotment plot.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

FUCK OFF THIS THREAD IS SHIT AND FULL OF W.. oh, no, regular user. Sorry.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

*Mykeyboy-esque 'hahaha'*

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

It's just not Mykey boy-enough without a pie or two involved.

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

And racism.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

Pine Eleven

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

War of the Roses

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CowJam, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

the nettle of Britain.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

Signing of the Magna Carrota
This is a rubbish pun thread.
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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

It really is

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

Gardening films would have been better.
The Germinator.
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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

I think that pun threads are dying a death

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

can we try not to mention the D word too much while i'm about?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

Fern after Reading

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

The Matrix Repotted

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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

Saving Parsnip Ryan

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

Walk the Pine

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Herbie Goes Bananas

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

The Corn Ultimatum

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Magnolia

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

Grain Man

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Driving Miss Daisy

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

You've Got Snail

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

The Long Green Fly

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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

Pulp Figtion

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

The Hundred Shears War

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

TREEty of Versailles

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

The Pea-day Landings

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

Guy Fawkes and the Sunflower plot

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

the deforestations of prague

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spacefish bong!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)

Titanic, it hit an Iceberg (Lettuce)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

Coronation of King Edward

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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

Night of the long chives

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

Tiananmen Pear Protests

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

the burning of the Leekstag

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Damnit
I was really trying to think of one for that
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

you wanna see something brilliant
people of a certain age (like me) might know keith chegwin.

look what he is doing now...

www.justin.tv/cheggerstv

not bad, not bad at all.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

I thought he had a comfy position doing something on This Morning

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

Is this live!?
chegger abuse!
(b0w13, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

I like him

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

he'll never top Naked Jungle

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CowJam, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

I somehow missed this whole thread.
As FoldsFive says, Cheggers can't be boozers.
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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

My mates band is auctioning off their dancer. £40 and he's yours!
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190314763306
(b0w13, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

Piss off.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

'auctioning of'
You fucking cunt.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

'my mates band'
Get the fuck off of my internet.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

Hahaha yeah

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

He looks like a peadophile as well

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

F- Would not read again
or, as someone else put it:

I PAY AND NEVER GOT MY RECORD-SELLER WON’T ANSWER TO MY MULTIPLE EMAILS-BAD!!!!!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

good lord that man's minging

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

I'd prefer a she.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

Has he got some kind of palsy?

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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

~~lsy~~ sty
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

I've never seen anyone look so rapey before.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

You've never met Druid.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

Haha, I did read a comment about his eyes last night.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)

i'd only donate him to the scientologists

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spacefish bong!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

I just ate two of Barry Norman's pickled onions.
What's going on here at the moment? It all looks very depressing.
I suggest more pickled onions.
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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

I would like to pickle some radishes again.
And some big chillies.
And make some more chilli oil.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

A snail has eaten one of my chilli plants.
I hope it stung the cunt. And then I hope it was eaten by a blackbird. And I hope it stung that cunt too.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

If any snail tries to eat MY chilli plant, I'll fuck his shit RIGHT up.

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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

they do tiny little vegetarian sausagey poo strings

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

My mother wages a constant war against them.
Apparently if you stick grapefruit skins upside down in with the plants, slugs can get stuck under them. And they won't go over copper, I can't remember why. I think they get a small electric shock.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

Mrs Shanbles is a frencher.
We just eat the fuckers.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

Really?
Can you eat any kind of snail?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

i remember the first time i ate snails
they were in a soup. I looked at it and thought they were mushrooms in the soup, and when I went to eat it, I thought the mushrooms were really rubbery and chewy.
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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

Mushrooms are fucking liver fluke in disguise.
BLEH.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

Just looked it up
*retches*
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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

We dissected them in first year of secondary school, I never ate mushrooms again.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

Pretty much.
If you feed regular garden snails for a week or so on a diet of clean greens and water, you can toss them into a pan with some oil, onions, white wine and garlic and eat them.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

i thought that the slime trail of a snail was poisonous
or is that the slime trail of a slug that is poisonous.
I once watched a snail crawl up the side of my greenhouse, it was fascinating watching what was going on under its foot through the glass.
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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

Slugs apparently taste manky
which is why they can get away with not having a shell. I don't know if they're poisonous though.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

i can understand the shell of a snail being its defense
but the birds eat slugs as well don't they ? Don't they ?
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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

hedgehogs eat them.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

They'll eat KFC.
I wouldn't trust a hedgehog as far as I could spit one.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

Dunno. I've only collected one sort.
And I've only done it in france. I've never been able to collect enough in England.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

I heard if you smash one up with a hammer all the little bits regrow as snails

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

oh yeah, I've heard the copper thing. Weird.
Mind you it's weird enough what salt does to them.

Spacefish made a slug pub, that got quite a few on the first night.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

Cool.
Do you just stick beer in a saucer or something?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

yeah, pretty much.
or a round baking tray, which is what we used. I think it needs to be deep enough for them to drown in.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

Yeah, it does.
They're just one big mucous membrane, they're cool.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

I used to sink yoghurt pots into the soil and fill them with beer.
It really works.
Incidentally, I heard that one of the dictionaries was demoting yoghurt spelt properly in favour of yogurt.
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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

what happens to the extra H?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

Dole.

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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

they need them for "shibboleth"

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

It's probably toxic to them.
If it was something to do with electricity, aluminium or iron would have the same effect.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

No, it's not toxicity.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

There you go:
www.groworganic.com/item_PBR650_SnailBarr_Copper_Barrier_3_x_20_.html?welcome=T&theses=4979255

Can't be arsed looking more.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

no no no
it's because it stops them reaching 88 miles per hour
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spacefish bong!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

I'm going to see if I can get some of that copper tape,
it looks useful for all sorts of things.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

It's hard to get here, but most garden centres in the UK seem to have them.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

You'd probably just make bombs with it.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

:(((
Terrible bullying.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

Acting as a Leclanche cell?

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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

Whats good for stopping cats from digging the earth and shitting between my plants.
I had some of that "get orf my land" green jelly stuff, and that works fine, so long as it never rains, I've also been told to use the skin of an orange.
I've tried both of these but neither of them work, and i'm fed up with teh cats digging up around the roots of my plants and shitting there.
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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

Kill them and then kill their owners and then kill EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

Barbed wire.
Or land mines.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

Get a cat of your own.
They'll protect their territory from other moggies, but they'll not shit in it.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

Haha, yeah right.
Tell our cats that.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

Although, they don't shit in the flower or veggie beds.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

Exactly.
Wolsey shits in next door's lily plants or on Badger's mum's next-door neighbour's lawn.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

Haha, bad Wolsey.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

Mrs T hates cat, as does Old Father T
So getting a cat would not really be an option if I'm to stay in favour with the family.
I wouldn't mind getting a *big* cat though if I was gonna get one, as that would help keep the foxes away as well.
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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

Get a Lynx.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

OR AN EAGLE.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

Or a fuck-off huge supersoaker.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

Oooh, yes.
If you had a remoted controlled sprinkler system, you could teach them not to do it. You'd need to spend a day or so spraying them everytime they went near it.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

I've seen a thing on the interweb, it was about £50,
that you attach to your hose, and leave in the middle of the garden, and it has a movement sensor and sprays water in the direction of where ever it detects movement.
My garden would become a swamp.
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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

They'd learn soon enough, though.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

YES
I gotta get one of these LYNX
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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

We have some chilli oil macerating on the window sill. It has scotch bonnets in.
I really need to make some more pickled onions. The last batch were awesome.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

My Da is growing them.
Evil things.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

We put 5 of them in a chilli con carne once,
it was a powerful concoction and no mistake.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

Blergh
Good for diabetics, though.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

Good for everyone.
Prevents cancer, obesity, alopecia, gayness, the lot.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

Yeah, they can reduce blood glucose levels in diabetics, which is my Da eats fuckloads of them.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

The evidence for this is very very very sketchy indeed.
I suspect he just likes chilli. Calling it medicinal is an excellent ruse.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

He'd eat them anyway.
His consultant recommended them aswell. But I suspect losing five stone and getting fit had a damn sight more to do with it.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

This sounds like a double smart ruse.
I'm afraid you'll have to give up cake and lard and get off your arse and do some exercise. On the plus side, here is a prescription for three chilli meals a day.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

If it does work, he'll have a BG of zero, with the amount of chillies he has growing.
They have a fucking polytunnel full of them. Ooh, and a peach tree and an orange tree. The oranges are tiny and loooovely.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

Badger is banned from cooking with them after An Incident.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

Oh, you poor thing.

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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

how do you get scotch bonnets through the neck of the bottle?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

They are sliced.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

ah,
I put bird's eye chillies in whole.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

I have a lot of juicy red strawberries in my garden
there are also a lot of green ones and some pinky pail red ones, but, mmmm lots of juicy red ones.
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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

EAT THEM

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

Too Late
I already have.
Except for the ones that are not red.
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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

Booooo.
Send them to me in future.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

The cost of me sending them to you
would exceed the cost of you buying them in your local supermarket.
I'll send you a photo of them if you like.
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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

Or me wandering down to the polytunnel and getting them for nothing.
But I'd have to get up for that.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

I've eaten a whole 1 of my strawberries so far.
They've just started ripening up, and are delicious.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

Things were all going swimmingly until Druid came online :(

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

i'm not sure i've ever had one

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well, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

Bloody hell.
I just googled that and Barry Norman really does have his own picked onions.

I apologise for doubting you.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

It makes sense.
He was born with a face that looks like it just ate a really good pickled onion. He's his own best advert.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

I knew this already,
but I admit I was a tad surprised when I first discovered them.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

I heard him in a radio interview about 4 years ago when they came out
and found a jar on the weekend. They are utterly fantastic.
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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

I wouldn't usually buy pickled onions.
"No need," as the man himself says. But I think I'll see if I can find them next time I'm in Waitrose.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

Lock, Stock, and Four Smoking Onions.
www.pickleodeon.co.uk/Barrysrecipes.pdf
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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

I like this new unit, the "glug"

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

Me too. It's right though, I understand it!

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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

Surely a spoof?!
www.pickleodeon.co.uk/pickles.html
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

Seriously- it's not.

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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

NOM
NOM.
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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

That's awesome
I'm gonna keep an eye out now.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

you know what, right, I can't remember the last time I pressed the F9 key on my keyboard

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

My CapsLock key never gets used.
I might remap it to F5, do you think that would be a good idea Gigly? I'm not sure, it sounds good, but it might be stupid, I sure as hell hope it isn't.

What's your opinion on the QWERTY keyboard?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

It doesn't do anything :(

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

F7 does

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

Do I want to turn Caret Browsing on?
I'm always a bit scared to try that.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

i just turned it on and nothing happened.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

YOU CRAZY FOOL, DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!

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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

I just did it
and got a cursor on the page.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

It's probably responsible for your pancreatic cancer.
I've never turned it on and guess what? No pancreatic cancer. This can't be coincidence.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

Well, I'm convinced.
I think my new internet buddy should SUE Caret.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

oh fucking hell
fucking fucking hell
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake, that's the most ridiculous thing I've seen.
I can't believe you didn't use target="new". Jesus Christ.
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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

For fuck's sake.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

I know that rule,
but I'm not sure how that applies here, I don't know whether the Sabbath extends to automatic equipment or not, I'm sure I remember reading some counterexamples. It would probably take another Orthodox Jew to talk them out of it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

I worked with an observant jewish lad a few years back
if it was going dark when he finished work on friday night then the silly twat used to walk home

edit: beause Jehovah would strike him dead if he used his car
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

oh yeah,
Hebrew days go from sunset to sunset, so he wouldn't be able to operate a motor vehicle.

An interesting issue from the Talmud is that the Sabbath would be announced by a trumpeter from the city walls at sunset. The sounding of the trumpet would be the official start of the Sabbath. The problem is, no transfer of property from public to private property is allowed on the Sabbath, so then what does he do with the trumpet?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

leaves it in the communal trumpet cupboard?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

this is, believe it or not, exactly the right answer.
there's a great argument in there where some rabbi proposes the hypothetical situation of someone throwing a beehive into the street on the Sabbath. It just gets more bizarre as it goes on.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

I bet God was having a right laugh when he was writing the rules.
1) Don't kill people.
2) Don't say my name in vain.
3) No carrying trumpets on Sunday.
4) No eating pork.
5) No walking past automatic light sensors
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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

The Talmud is Rabbinical rather than prophetic,
but yeah, it's hilarious in parts. There's some brilliant stuff about Leviathan. And apparently the age of consent in ancient Israel was... 9.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

It's ok, I'm here now.
Did you have fun with Rah this weekend?
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

YES. She was lovely and we all had fun.
Walks in the sun and beer and farm shop black pudding & sossidges.
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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

I suggest more tickled bunions.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

more pickled onions!
are you quite quite mad?
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

Here's a riddle:
Why do you all keep coming back here day after day when it's so shit?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

I like eggs?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

Which world leader do you reckon you could get in a headlock quickest?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

Gordon Brown;
As far as I know, he's the closest.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

I have a collection of ex-soviet despots in my desk drawer.
You egg-despising dribble of witchcraft and mischief.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

EX?
I like ex.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

V.F.N. 10 E.X.
I.F.E. 10 M.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

You are Benny Hill AICMF EX

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

Two Ronnies, old chap.
Tsk.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

Was it?
Maybe I'm getting it mixed up with flippenflappenmuckenschpreder.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

what? why do you think /talk is shit?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

I do enjoy exploiting your hidden secret power of knowing which head of state is closest to you at all times.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

If I'm honest, I just always say Gordon Brown and hope for the best.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

Mao
He looked like a right fucking wimp.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

BATTLE ON!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

Ghandi couldn't throw a punch either.
Though, by all accounts, Stalin was a hard fucker.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

I'd quite like to wrestle with the President of Ukraine.
She's hotter than Merkel.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

Oops
Meant the Prime Minister.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

Obama, grab him by his weird ears.

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Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

Get with the times, dude.
Will Smith made those sort of ears cool ten years ago.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

i don't think /talk is shit

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well, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

what? why do you think /talk is shit?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

what? why do you think /talk is shit?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

what? why do you think /talk is shit?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

totally gonna jump on this.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

I will if you will.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

what? why do you think /talk is shit?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

what? why do you think /talk is shit?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

what? why do you think /talk is shit?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

what? why do you think /talk is shit?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

what? why do you _think_ talk is shit?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

what? why do you think /talk is shit?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

totally jumped on that.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

You did I did.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

freakin sweeeeeeeeet

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

You don't bury the survivors!

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

To speak to baldmonkey.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

His parachute didn't open!

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

Romeo and Juliet were the name of FISH!

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

Dunno, really.
Habit.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

BECAUSE I HAVE CANCER

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

OH MY SWEET SSG!
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

Are you going to go with the bald-but-bandana look?
That's always a super sweet look for cancered folk.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

HE WAS BALD!

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

Because it's only really shit when everyone moans about it being shit
Sometimes it can be quite amusing.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

It's shitter than my podcast.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

FUCKING BE FUNNY YOU SHITCUNT

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

Like when it comes to light that a certain someone who can hold several snooker balls in his cheeks BANGED a certain corpulent someone else

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

Really?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

I don't know, you tell me, certain corpulent someone else.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

Because work is even more shit.
Plus sometimes funny shit happens.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

~~you all~~ I
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

Cheer up JMG...
at least you don't have cancer.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

well derr, to insult idiots

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

Butt dat iz knot nice doy doy doy

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

When have I ever said it's shit?

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

"Shit" is an extremely over-used word on this board.
It's almost as if London IT-monkeys are generally unimaginative!
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

You give the North a worse name than it already has.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

I don't have much else to do, usually,
and sometimes there are good discussions, and sometimes people say funny things.

So it's not all bad.
You've got to take the rough with the smooth.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

Hi

(Bend over Beethoven, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

shitsucker

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

Are you bringing your brother to the CHbash?
He's funny as fuck.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

if I make it, then no
no, I won't.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

:(
We could have put him on the stage and just sort of pointed and laughed.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

You can close spotify and open it again, which takes about 4 seconds.
Meaning that I don't have to listen to your stupid voice anymore.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

No, not in the slightest.

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CowJam, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

bollocks off
i've been fishing ALL DAY
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

Nice carp pics
lol stalky stalky
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

haha bream and tench
but thanks. the mirror carp didn't come out so good :((((
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

Probably reflected the flash.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

She didn't catch the cool yellow one, so don't be too impressed.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

theyre usually green
it was BEAUTIFUL
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

and yet the smell is exactly the same as any other day!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

because her fanny is fishy!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

No, that's just rude.
I was referring to the tuna infection up her nose.

You're such a cunt. I'm glad you have cancer.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

i was a good friend of his
it's like a slap in the fucking face
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

with tuna?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

leave me alone gobbo
you were once a good friend
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

i do not know what you mean,
we are still great friends!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

i love you!

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

~~ing~~ y

lol
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

rule 34: no trolling rose

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

Imagine I did a strikethrough replacing you "h" with a "t"

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

imagine i give a shit

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

I find that very difficult.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

Alright Johnathan From Spotify
/ac, funnily enough
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

Are you THE Jonathan From Spotify?!

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

you're Touché Turtle

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

Hello

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

OH GOD EVEN MY THIRTEEN MILLION VAGINAS CAN'T COPE WITH THIS:(((

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

just so you know, this is not me

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

IT SOUNDETH LIKE THE LADY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

Which children's television character variation are some people?
Here's my suggestions:

jmg = bald he-man
pickle fairy = unlikable mavis cruet the fairy from will o'the wisp
gonzo = sex offender pob
and other spitefulness
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

I'm daffy or donald.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

I thought you were Zoidberg

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

Oh yes,
WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

What am I?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

i'm not really a very spiteful person
sorry
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well, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

I got some colour on my arms today, hurray.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

Been playing with crayons again?

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

Fuck you Balders,
I had typed a reply to your racist reply to me.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

I didn't like it.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

You rubbish cunt.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

bou = kenny
You're never quite sure what she's banging on about. You think she's gone but she's there in every episode
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CowJam, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

I know I should be offended by that
But I've just googled her and I'm quite amused.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

*salutes*

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

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