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Hello

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 5:58, archived)

I WILL REPLY TO YOU.
but i'm fucking off to work now
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 6:37, archived)

gutted

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 6:51, archived)

Bed for me.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 7:18, archived)

FUCK YEAH.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 7:19, archived)

SHIT THE BED

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 7:29, archived)

QUAGMIRE DECATHLON

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 7:31, archived)

I WANT TO FUCK AN ELEPHANT UP ITS TRUNK

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 7:35, archived)

I WANT TO BROWNIAN MOTION YOUR DAD TO FUCK OFF

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 7:41, archived)

I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 7:43, archived)

I just did a brownian motion all over the toilet floor :(

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 7:43, archived)

you know what right, you sicken me

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 7:49, archived)

I'm taking this to the mods Gilgamesh,
you big rotter.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 7:50, archived)

I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:00, archived)

CALM DOON

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:35, archived)

ssssshhhhhhhh!
it's too early for all this shouting
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:52, archived)

Hi there.
Wow - everybody seems real perky this morning. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:20, archived)

Perky is a word only suitable for tits.
Fact.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:32, archived)

well I like tits.
and so do you. and Perky can mean upbeat too. And Happy. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)

theres nothing like a needy bit of fake lezzing.
lovely stuff.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)

Hahahahaha
Indeed.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)

get a room, you two

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:00, archived)

Wut?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)

i was implying lesbianism for comic effect because i am a Funny Guy

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)

Ah, I see.
I'm too tired to be amused. I haven't seen early morning in a long time.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)

g'day

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mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)

I AM GOING TO THE ASHES TODAY!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)

~~THE~~ BE

So brave
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)

so so brave, sweet prince
oh no, i'm filling up again
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mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:31, archived)

Some sort of memorial page is needed
Where people can leave comments of their fondest memories of /talk's brave little man.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:33, archived)

LOOK OUT FOR ME ON THE TELLY,
I AM SAT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA THEY USE FOR BITS BETWEEN SESSIONS.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:34, archived)

i am in two minds as to whether to wear my penguin mask,
but i don't think it's really appropriate attire for such a serious occasion.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:34, archived)

Some sort of innappropriate tshirt is in order

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:35, archived)

i've got one of my glamorcan ccc tshirts,
that's fairly innappropriate i guess.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:38, archived)

excuse me, i am quite excited about today.
my life has been building up to this.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:38, archived)

i hope you have a magical day
and that england add another 50 runs to the score and then skittle a half dozen aussies
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mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:43, archived)

everyone knows SSG loves wales
so i'm going to write to greenpeace and see if they will name one in his honour, a magestic mammal, just like our brave soldier
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mongychops, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:35, archived)

Always in our hats

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:37, archived)

hello
do you have a follow up to this?
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:48, archived)

I'm going to sign on the dole today.
Lovely stuff.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)

*something about JMG*

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:01, archived)

Leave my husband out of this. He might affect my claim.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:04, archived)

Come on, there must be more than two people online.
What was your favourite game as a child?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:26, archived)

I used to love playing your mum

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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:27, archived)

at solitaire

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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)

Oh such fun!

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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)

The winner got to bum the loser

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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)

My mum is shit at solitaire.
I hope you gave her a good thrashing.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)

It appears I am shitter

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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)

Did she give you a good bumming?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)

Long, hard, strong

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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:34, archived)

Why are you sending me angry gazzes?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:40, archived)

Probably because…
1) He feels like it.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:41, archived)

It wasn't even slightly angry.
I'm just confused by it.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:43, archived)

GAZ him back and ask him.
That would make more sense.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)

I've sent him an angry gaz of my own.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)

If we're honest, I want to be up him so had to break the ice

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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)

Any chance that the real answer is
D: You're cunted?
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Lord Gnome, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)

Why Mr Gnome, you know me too well
*fans self*
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)

A: because you were the only one posting & I'm bored
B: irony
C: I sent you nothing does your doctor know you see imaginary messages?
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:44, archived)

sonic the hedgehog 3 locked on to sonic and knuckles
either that or dungeon keeper
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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:27, archived)

I had Sonic and Knuckles, but not Sonic 3.
What was I missing?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)

6 zones, 2 player mode (sonic and tails), playing as tails on his own, 7 special zones, super emeralds and getting hyper sonic, hyper knuckles and super tails transformations

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:34, archived)

download it and emulate it, it shouldn't be that hard to find and won't be taxing graphically to run

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:37, archived)

kicking fat kids

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:28, archived)

read that as "fucking fat kids"

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)

Sega Rally.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)

I had a driving game for the Mega CD.
I can't remember the name of it, though.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:39, archived)

Haha - you're non-stop fun!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:39, archived)

Fuck off and remember what that game was called for me.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:42, archived)

It was MegaRace.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)

This is possible.
I also had a platform game. The first level was set in a cave. I'm pretty sure the second level was in some kind of Jamaican setting. What was the name of the game?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:50, archived)

The Smurfs.
I never had a MegaCD, cunt.
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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:54, archived)

For 15 years, this game has been at the back of my mind.
One day I'll find out more information about it.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:57, archived)

There's a list of MegaCD titles on wikipedia, if that helps your cause.
Just don't play it again when you find out. It'll be shit.
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Ttssattsr, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:58, archived)

The racing game was for the MegaCD.
The plaform game was just for the Mega Drive.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)

Quake

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)

Alex the Kidd
And pro wrestling for the Master System..
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:34, archived)

Football.
I used to run outside and kick a ball around a field with my mates.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:40, archived)

we used to play megaball with three footballs in play at the same time
it was an absolute clusterfuck
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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:42, archived)

I didn't get to play clusterfuck
Until I turned 21.

Even then I was the poor sod left holding his cock. If I fell into a barrel of tits, I'd come up sucking my thumb.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:44, archived)

any hole's a goal

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:47, archived)

*gazzes everyone ever*

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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)

Roll cool
because I popped it into the fridge for 20 mins.
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)

I'm well pissed.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)

I'm doing my best
Well done. Have a traffic cone.
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)

I've not seen a traffic cone in a house for a long while.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)

Because you steal them to keep in your caravan?

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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)

It's the largest collection in south Wales.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)

I'm in the uk at the end of this month
some friends have invited me to go away with them while I'm over. They're staying in a caravan in Hastings or somewhere. I'm sure they must be taking the piss.
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

They are not your real friends.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)

excellent news
i look forward to the blow-by-blow account of its consumption
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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)

Sadly it is entirely untrue
never believe what you read on the internet
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)

and i'd just started to believe again

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)

It is true
my previous reply? All lies
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)

Oh man, my mind is like a scrambled eeg.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)

Have chips with that

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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)

I'm fucking starving.
I won't eat anything though, as only fat people would eat at this time of nightg
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)

I created my own meal earlier
mixture of a stir fry & a fry up... chicken, egg, potato & various veg sprinkled liberally with chillies. Wasn't great but man it'll fly out of me tomorrow
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)

Fuck off with your food talk.
I'm too tired to cook anything.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)

I might call it 'sore ring high'
cos I'm off my head & it'll hurt my bot
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

Great, now I won't be able to call it anything BUT that.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)

I should patent it

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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:17, archived)

I'm only replying since everyone else seems to have gone to bed.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)

I fucked off hours ago

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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)

I'm torn between being slightly hungry but also being too lazy to walk to the fridge

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:26, archived)

One of my articles is on the front page of Wikipedia.
And its an especially naughty article, full of naughty words.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)

Haha, 'Gropecunt'.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)

~~grope~~ shit
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)

here, have this internet medal

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

tuesday
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)

my strip went well, the audience were very good
and it was a great show

only 4 more to go

how the fuck are you?
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)

Tell me more.
What strip are you speaking of, Rik?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)

I'm playing the proffessional stripper in the american stage version of the full monty
who is also a gay

it is a LAUGH
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

WHERE IS THIS BEING PERFORMED?

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)

Is it vegas?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)

wakefield

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)

fuck that shit

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

Sounds like it is next to a bingo hall

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)

the national reform school for persistent sex offenders

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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)

i think you just cracked the case

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)

You be careful not to tag yourself as a bent actor.
I look forward to seeing the SickRik movie.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)

That one will no doubt arrive, a few years after he's famous.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)

Oh great, now I'm thinking of SickRik stripping

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)

Beats thinking of him nuts deep in some young girl.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

Oh thanks for that

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

Anytime.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

THANK GOD YOU'RE OK, WE'VE ALL BEEN WORRIED ABOUT YOU

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

I feel like I've missed something

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

I think I left some voicemails and text messages.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)

My phone's broken

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)

No wait, uh, my laptop. My laptop's broken.

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)

This is a mate's computer I'm typing on

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

Is your replying finger broken.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

I'M HERE IF YOU NEED ME
I'M GOING TO BE NICE NOW

YOU CAN TALK TO ME IF YOU NEED SOMEONE
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)

You're usually only nice to me via gaz
Is something wrong?
(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE
I'M GLAD EVERYONE'S ALIVE
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)

Uh oh.
You're in a happy shouty mood.

Is this where you turn up on the news, surrounded by severed heads?
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)

I know this.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)

I'M VERY SUPPORTIVE WHEN PEOPLE ARE HAVING A BAD TIME

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)

This is why we love you so.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)

I'm alright Rik.
Thanks for asking.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)

Hello SickRik
I'm glad to hear that SickRik
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

Tired and hungry.
I think I should do something about this.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

Hey everybody knows me already so I don't have to sponge off the good name JMG.
Who'd like to discuss TV with me?
I enjoy the US version of the Office.

I'd go so far as to say the US develops the best TV programming.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

Channel 4 are good for sitcoms

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

Friz, you're in the media.
How is life treating you?
*Firm handshakes*

What do you see for the future?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

There'll be more "people centric shows"
Not chat shows.. more sketch shows/sitcoms where one person is the main character/writer (like the US used to do... Seinfeld, Rosanne, Geena Davis, etc).

Starting about March.

[Untitled Project] will be airing about November.
(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

That's quite precise.
Are you on the inside track with this?
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

It's like Screenwipe, but with music

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)

This sounds like good tv.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)

I need to think of four more "I Love [Band Name]" ideas
Name a band whose music all sound the same.

Preferably a recent band
(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

Keane, The Killers, Elbow, Kaiser Chiefs, The Fray, Green Day, The Zutons, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Franz Ferdinand.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)

I say more Friz based TV columns in the press.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)

I'd love at least one

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)

the wire probably being the best

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)

I find it useful from time to time.
When wanting to view programs and that.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)

Actually I'm looking forward to the V remake.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

As a big fan of Arrested Development, I will agree with you on that.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)

Is the movie this year or next year?

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

Probably next year.
There were rumours that Michael Cera didn't want to sign up for it, but I think it was pure speculation.

I don't wish you were dead by the way. It was just a bit of crowd-following from last night.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

Peopled wished I was dead?

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)

Terrible business.
Users were stepped.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)

Woah
I didn't realise I was that important here
(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)

Apparently so.
It was a bit strange, though I only caught the tail end.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)

Probably best I've been away today then
Been performing at Brinkburn Priory. Bloody awesome it was
(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)

Oh is that what you were talking about.
Is this weekend off?
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)

It is - heading off back to Lincolnshire

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)

Boo rubbesh
I was hoping to wish you good health.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)

I'll be back next week. We'll have a couple at The Goose

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)

Or tomorrow, if you're free

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)

I'm working late and skint.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)

I've been meaning to watch Lie to Me.
I think Tim Roth looks like a psychopath, though.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)

I keep meaning to watch that
not got round to it. Fella off 40 year old virgin isn't it?

I enjoyed Charlie Brookers latest show but I find him funny anyway.
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

Yes.
But "Brick, from Anchorman" is the best way to address the man.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

Was Brookers new show last night?
I missed it :(
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)

Yes, it was rather amusing.
I'll be watching next week.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)

Here you go
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:49, archived)

Cheers, though I have to get on a decent computer before I can watch it.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)

It's on 40D Streamy Catch Up Thing

(__, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)

Steve Carell

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)

Steve Carell is Charlie Brooker?
I'm so out of touch
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)

Yes! The US Office is the better version.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

I'm glad we're in cahoots on this.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

if you like telegraphed humour you can see coming for miles, and none of the pathos, than it's better

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:52, archived)

The US is great for dramas. Mad Men being my favourite ever.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

denmark and norway have porn on free to air that comes on at midnight
beat that, america
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

Every season the US throws up a few gems
Favourite out of new stuff I've seen so far is Hung.

Worst by miles is Virtuality (steaming heap of shit). The Cleveland Show was dire.

Warehouse 13 looks promising though.

Edit: No, it's shite
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

~~how~~ teamer
+rhea
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)

Racist!

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)

i'm not that geordie guy so i won't hassle the fatties and repeat myself
(but please see a gym)

i opened a bottle of red that seems corked.. anyway to make it less pleasant?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)

have it with coke and ice.
serious.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)

that sounds very spanish
i might try that
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

i love you!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

you'll be forever in my hearts

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)

It's sometimes the only way to save it.
That or adding ribena.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

You have click on the main board right?
;) evening/morning
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Frogbeat, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

Use a sieve.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)

Less pleasant?
Get a crackwhore to piss in it.
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

No, LESS pleasant.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)

I didn't think that reply through.

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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

oh crap.. i'm in an area where 'un' is not allowed
where all 'ited' here
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)

there wolf
there castle
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)

Exchange with glorious ale

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

you offering?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)

If email can support such an exchange...then yes

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

i have a teleport machine
STAND BY..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

ok, I just saw a gym
now what?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)

A gy-m
What's a gy-m
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

new scientist recentlty reported
being a grumpy bastard uses up 2500 calories a day
i'd imagine you're fine
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

how many calories do you burn off being an incoherent dullard?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

can you not understand him then?
poor gilgy :(
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

I HAVE SEEN A GYM

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)

i'd say that was 200 calories worth
good job
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

I'm guessing it's the internet that makes for a grumpy Frank.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

Drink beer

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)

Erm, you could freeze it, then smash yourself in the face with the ice.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

Forget my advice and use this instead.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

warm it and add cinnamon and nutmeg and a diced seville orange
then using a plastic tube inserted into your anus, gently flush your colon with it
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

the best 'take me to bed' line ever

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)

So who remembers Bugs?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVjnLV5anHk&feature=related

Any other pointless and shit programs we should remember?

Also who has been watching the nude art classes on CH4?
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2524388/Nudes-shown-on-Channel-4-show-at-lunchtime.html
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

Crime Traveller

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)

FUCK YES!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t3FMfvNPR4
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

The theme reminded me of Poirot.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

If you want shit, to a depressing level, here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJHGg9c86fs
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

Who you gonna be today? Huxley Pig
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqPuTL77KfE
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

the theme tune for that...
wasn't it on one of the mario games too?
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weaver., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

I doubt it.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

yep
nowhere near, www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDwxUz4XoYY, must have been something else from my childhood :(
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weaver., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

I loved that dude.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

All 52 episodes can be summarised as follows:
Muran is in his "crack" (under the kitchen sink). Muran decides to do something. Muran gets pissed/shit on by someone or something. Muran goes gome to bed.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

It's a very simple tale.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)

Are You Afraid Of The Dark?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)

i'm a little late

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

Anyone who was a member of the midnight society is a cunt.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

the ms?

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

Nickelodeon classic
Alongside

Pete and Pete
Kenan and Kel
Clarissa explains it all
The secret world of Alex Mack

etc etc

BEST THEME TUNE EVER

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcqSfAHvuAo&feature=related
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

I was just about to mention all of those.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

Actually, fuck off.
Keenan and Kel was awesome.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

I....PUT THE SCREW.......IN THE TUNA!

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)

I have a radio in my car.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

It's really bad that that made me LOL!

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)

I was laughing as I typed it.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

I watched every episode of Alex Mack.
Except for the last half of the one hour finale. My mum wanted to watch something on the other channel. To this day, I don't know how The Secret World of Alex Mack ends.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

I was really hoping that someone would tell me how it ended, here.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)

I had a look
It's on wiki, but nothing about it all ended

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmu1nuyhJkg
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

It was actually.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

I loved Pete and Pete.
Any kids show that had Iggy Pop and Michaael Stipe in was alright in my book.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

Pete and Pete was a classic
ARTY....THE STRONGEST MAN........IN THE WORLD
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

Awwww
I'd forgotten the theme for Pete and Pete. Thanks :)

I loved Inside Out Boy too.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

The Artie workout!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_-QQ0IH0OA
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)

:D
WOOF!

and what was that program about a kid with an invisibility spray?
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weaver., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

SPATZ!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-UyxSSmjqw
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

I mentioned Spatz the other day
www.b3ta.com/talk/6279995
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

Tugs!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnUHGT8OO3g&feature=fvw
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

Eerie Indiana?
Awesome.
(Special K I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)

Knight Rider!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

I fucking loved Knight Rider
still watch it when I'm staying at mates with Bravo
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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

I was joking, see my post "near the top" lol

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

Didn't see it, I turbo boosted straight over

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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

The TV show that accompanied this shitfest.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqLr8FLkWyw

NO SWEAT!
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

HAHAHAHA
Dear fucking god

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qo0vf4_FUw&feature=related
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

Only got to number 7 in the chart.
No justice.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

Like the utterings of an alzheimers sufferer.
That seems oddly familiar.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)

They were worthy of the top 3

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

Right, I want my 30 seconds back.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

Oh, I remember that.
I quite enjoyed it.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

NOSTALGIA

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

BOOMERANG

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

I've just realised I was 5/6 when Bugs first came out

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

I was 11 (1995)

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

cheer up, now you've got Torchwood
I can't tell the difference
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

Both are the Sunday evening TV equivalent of a frontal lobotomy
"MrrrrnnnnghBarrowmanmrrrrngh"
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

By Veidt.
There could be at least someone here who gets this.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

Sounds a bit fruity to me

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

Where is that essence that was so devine?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

I would like to bring to the floor:
PUGWALL.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7YueVrn_u0
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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

Something a bit closer to the 21st century...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MthpsFYapr4
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/features/tvpilot/
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

More of this I say

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

Who knows why it wasn't a hit?

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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

Fatman games.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

Brian Blessed's Beard Safari

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scott,, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

Good evening

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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

wotcha
how ya doin
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scott,, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

Not bad ta
I hear there are 2 of you descending on me next month
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

hopefully
depends on the finances, but i reckon it can be done
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scott,, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

Flights probably wont be cheap at the end of August
won't need a fuckload of money out here though.

Can't remember if I told you but best prices I've found recently are aer lingus from gatwick.
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

2DTV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUWIw3SFgj8

great program.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

I remember that.
It was alright, like.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

My brother bought me a box set of dvds of that years ago
still not got round to watching it.

Also, your link is fooked.
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broadsword, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

There used to be a series called Liquid Televison.
That was fucking hilarity.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

I enjoyed that one.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

Aiiiiiight

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

Right. I'm back!
*JMG Intro Music*

How's the nation of Whales?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

I have a girlfriend.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

How furious has this news made the internet, Karl?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

This is the first they've heard.
The effects remain to be seen.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

I predict a silent at first, but highly critical internet.
Especially if dinners are delayed.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

Hey look! I found a Mac user!
randomn.es/images/783aa6f684c9c72b5f6b934d6c9efd5a.jpg
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

He's probably called me bald many times over.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

A shadowy figure emerges from a dark corner of the room...
randomn.es/images/4db60008a819c7f18c8a2349241bf40d.jpg
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

YOU HAVEN'T GOT A GIRLFRIEND, YOU CUNTING LIAR.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

I HAVE.
SHE'S AWESOME
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

I SUPPOSE MUM CAN BE A GIRLFRIEND

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

SHUT UP SHUT UP

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

it depends how much she's paid

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

Does she ''speakaaa njet Ingleesh''?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

I´m having a bit of a boogie to Fake Blood

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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

Getting drunk.
But wearing a tie, so as to remain classy.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

Fine
I have a question though.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Fire.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Civics
Are you impressed with the newest one. I have mixed feelings.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

NEEDS MORE TYPE R.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

FOR REVENGE!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

I haz one :D
Final Edition old style, not new model though :(
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)

I'm not jealous at all.
Not when I have a 1.6 Astra Club.
.
.
.
.
.
.
:(
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

Astras are nice.
I could have got a metallic blue VXR instead of the Civic, but everyone reckoned the Astra would have been kicked about because it's a turbo.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

They are, but I hate having a 1.6. Had to settle for it as I wanted a holiday this year and other goodies.
Still managed to crash the fucker in the snow though.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

I use the bus to work and don't really do many miles, thats how I afford mine.
Mine has big wide tyres and is bad in snow too.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

Let me get this straight. You've bought a nice car and get the bus to work?
Really?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

Yes.
I only work 2 miles away, and in the city, plus I don't get parking at work and it's all yellow lines round about it.
It takes 25 minutes in the car and 20 on the bus because of one ways and bus lanes.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)

Oh.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

Mine handles fine in the snow, but I went out to piss about.
It was a mistake.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)

Maybe if you booked your holiday with a respectable travel agency,
you'd have more money left over for a new car.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

I had no choice in the matter, it was all forced on me.
If I had a choice, I would have suggested going to Wales to get a holiday from Alex in Chomas Took.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

You could have driven here in your lovely new car.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

She's so dumped.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)

Yes. I have the new model.
I like the style. I'm getting a new car in 18 months though.
I'm only changing cars for the requirement of something fresh and new.

I'd gladly stick with, if I had to. A lovely car. 8 JMG's out of 10.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)

An impressive score.
I'm afraid I wont be getting that model as my height and seat position make it a bugger to see out the back of for parking in three door form, and I think the Type R is only in three door. :(

If I didn't have to park or pull into other lanes i'd be fine.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

Correct. 3 door only in R-Type.
The spoiler is VERY restrictive. I just use my wing mirrors more.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)

are you following that twitter bot I made?
or is a tubby impostor?
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MrA, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

That's me.
Probably.

LLCoolJMG.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

I thought it was a bot.
What decides what's posted.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

Smashing, ta!!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

I've been watching this JMG
I know this isn't /Links but what the hell.

Hitler hears the bad news
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

Haha, I do like those.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

I think it´s only if its a new post the LINKS BOARD QOTW nazis come out
I could be wrong though.
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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

rofl at the Cleveland bit!

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

That Adolf keeps up with popular culture!

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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

It was.... dare I say...."LOLOCAUST"

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

pfft

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

Oh man that's so good.
I've told twitter.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

cracking Jimmy george

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

HOW FOR NOW
WHY AM I DRIPPING IN OOZE

/Ghostbusters 2 FiveUSA
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

I am just dandy.
I went for a run earlier and got shouted at by a gypsy.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

Did she sell you some ray bans?

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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

She did.
''Fresh from some daft cunt in Spain'' she said.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

I was hoping it was more thrashy.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

Help me choose a hairstyle
Pictures please, I want short round the sides, but longer on top.

Alternatively, what is your favourite passtime commonly associated with the opposite sex?
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

JEWS

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

undercut FTMFW

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

This plus mullet

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Mullet is long at the back, I want it short round all sides

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Afro.
Jackson 5 style. Google it.

Being bought drinks and things by them.

/shallow
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

You should have it short round the sides and longer on top.

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

DREADLOCKS

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

i don't like cricket

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

Mullet
Mullet
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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Skinhead.
No pics needed
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

*stops upload of gail porter*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Too soon.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

I´m pretty sure her hair isn´t longer on top
unless she´s doing a handstand
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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

Pick a hairstyle, print it out, bring to hairdresser's. Good hairdresser's, one where you have to book an appointment.
www.haircutsformen.org/
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ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)

there is a lack of ginger there

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

i want to play poker
but my friend is shit hotter than me and i can't buy in.
does anyone shit want to play facebook poker?
FINE - I'll go to bed then. You insomniac gits.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

no.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

what that does mean?
be more specific. you cunt.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

means im going to bed innit
ta la
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

OH GREAT. Leave me with these fucktards then.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

I don't own a Facebook.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

I've got a spiral bound Bum Bible

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magnum, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

i don't own a face
:(
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

Where do you put your food?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

Up his arse! Up his arse!
*squalk*
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

in the fridge

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

Exciting stuff.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

in friz's face
there's more than enough room
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weaver., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

Whoa man, that's a bit harsh isn't it?
He's going through some tough times at the moment and he needs the full support of the internet.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

I'll pass on this offer.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

no, you say check, that's poker talk, i think

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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

You're confusing me, I fold.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

i'd love to, now just a couple of things, what's facebook and who are you?

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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

you are shitter than sexface

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

He would totally pwn you at Poker.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

I would but I'm shit at it.
Really, really shit. I understand it, I'm just shit at it.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

I like you
play me. i need the money.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

i have no interest in poker therefore i have nothing to add to this thread, i'm afraid. sorry, no offence.

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

You're disgusting.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

I NO!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

Naturally.
Can I bring a knife along?
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

If you get a knife,
then I want a saucy waitress who brings me drinks and tips me off to my opponent's cards
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

that's not a knife

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)

no, I want 10,000 spoons

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

oh the irony

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

i was hoping they'd be more stainless steely :(

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

oh milknosugar!

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

If I were at home I´d take you up on that ´cos I want to try it as well
but I´m not, so I won´t
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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

Alright cuntyface?

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

Blue Star!
Blue Star!
Blue Star!
Blue Star!
Blue Star!
Blue Star!

hello!
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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

Y'alright?

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

Splendid thank you, how are you?

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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

Not so bad.
Was off yesterday, was off today, in tomorrow and off on Friday. YAY.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Hoorah!
I´m in work RIGHT now, tho I am blaring music, drinking booze & smoking fags.
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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

Yes, I do
I love poker.
You just have to teach me how to play and then we can begin.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

ME

(shitcunt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

GILGAMESH

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

Hi Wormulus.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

oh sexface

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

huhuhuhuhuhu you say that a lot.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

:((((((((

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

You blaahdy love it.
His jowly face belming at you with each thrust!

cindratee.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/jowls.jpg
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

i just dont know what you are

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

oh rosie.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

OH ZUKI YOURE SO FINE
YOURE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND
HEY ZUKI
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

*waggles pompoms*

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

Oh northern wifeb3ta :(

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

he's certainly a man of mystery

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

I hope he puts in an appearance tonight.
I can't wait to hear all about his day.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

i wonder if he will reply to us and share his stories and tales
i just dont know
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

We should ask him about his 2 accounts.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

he's like james bond
or vin diesel. i cant cope with the feelings of excitement he arouses in me
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

You won't be asking him anything.
You're on IGNORE.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

One of his accounts replied to me this morning.
Proving that he's shit at ignore.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

he was always pretending.
he's a master of disguise and charades
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

The BASTARD.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

he will always fool us with his great cunning and secret ways
we stand no chance
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

We need to join against him.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

He deleted a thread the other day after I pointed out that someone just asked a similar question.
Then he gazzed me to apologise for the whole thing.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

Don't fucking insult me.

(shitcunt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

Wormulus is going to Gaz cr3 about this.
THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

NEEE NAW NEE NAW
HERE COMES WORMULUS WITH HIS COMEDY ACCOUNT SNIFFER DOG
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weaver., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

Oh Friz :(

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

Oh carolina

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

oh my gosh

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

Is it me?

(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

Perhaps a parody of me?

(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

Worst one yet.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

Oh shitcunt!

(shitcunt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

You really are a shit cunt

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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

is friz ok?

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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:14, archived)

I don't think we are allowed to mention Friz any more.
It brings out the kittens.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)

ah, not just me then

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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

Why are we not allowed to mention Friz?
Is there an undesirable character stalking Friz who will somehow find out where Friz lives if we mention his (Friz's) name?
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

He's now a taboo.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)

He's turned into Sade

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magnum, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

[Insert clever, yet side-splittingly guffawsome joke about the Marquis de Sade here.]

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

He's upset at the moment.
We shouldn't upset him further.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

if only he'd have mentioned it i would have been really sympathetic and all that

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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

I suggest we all talk about him loads
as that's all his tiresome threads and dull shit shite is meant for.
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magnum, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

Fair enough.
But how come Friz gets upset when people mention his name?
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

Because it's usually used in a sentence wishing his death.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

I'm fine.

(shitcunt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

good, but how is friz?

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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)

i don't get the point of comedy second accounts

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

you are dead inside

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

they are no Les Dennises

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

or edward woodwards

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)

Don't play the innocent,
it's you isn't it?
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)

i'm me yes

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

Well, you know all those new threads by dickheads going "lol roffle look at me"
This gives them to opportunity to do that again while wearing a dress and tucking their winky between their legs.
(

magnum, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)

Let's talk television.
What have you been watching then?

I watched Torchwood. It's like watching a bloody car crash.
(

WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

So's your face.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

I love you.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

Most people do.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

Nurse Jacki
I quite like it.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

Just finished watching Top Gear on the iplayer.
I love the iplayer.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

Second season of Reaper.
And third season of Dexter.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

I thought it was fucking awesome
Do you remember shit like Bugs with Craig McLachlan?? That was a proper low point for BBC Sci-Fi! I think we can be proud of this!
(

executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)

It's so bad it's strangely compelling.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

Watch Bugs

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

The steady decline of civilisation into an inescapable state of madness.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

Big Brother?

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magnum, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

It seems very trendy now to slag of Torchwood, what with it being a popular mainstream show
I have thoroughly enjoyed it.
(

Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)

"I like this"

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

It's a sexed up Doctor Who

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

And?
I guarantee if it had some new but unknown comedian in it would be loved.
(

Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

It'd still be a sexed up Dr Who

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

You should be a detective.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)

In other words, the televisual equivalent of dogshit laced with arsenic.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

I watched taking the flack on bbc 2
I chuckled through that.

cant stand sci fi.
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MrA, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)

ANDD
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/3077.sign.jpg
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

Hahaha you utter loon

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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:00, archived)

I'm very bored spam.
Ideas?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)

Turn off your computer set
go out and do something interesting instead
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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:27, archived)

That's not really an idea for something to do is it?
It's a vague cop out of an answer.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)

I dunno, go to an old persons home with a backgammon board & ask a resident for a game

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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

YOU JUST FAILED THE WDY TEST

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

WDY?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

You will die alone in a cold gutter.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

No I won't.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)

You will. I've made sure of it.
Next Thursday.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

Great.
At least I won't be bored.

By next thursday do you mean tomorrow or a week tomorrow?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

It'll be a surprise.
But for now, you can be happy in the knowledge that I just ate a whole bag of haribo sour cherries. ALL OF THEM.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

Great,
That's really lightened my mood.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

My work with you is not done until you post a "how do I an hero" thread on /b/

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

You just failed the ´not an old git´ test tho

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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

SO DID YOU

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

Meh, I failed it years ago

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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

That sort of thing will encourage dangerous driving.
I am offended.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

~~ffended~~ verhead projectors
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)

I do enjoy these.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

hahaha wonderful

(

MrA, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)

That's class!

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)

YES!
*clicks*
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)

Bet I could beat it
*puts 10p in machine*
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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)

~~10p~~ Cock
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)

~~machine~~ your mum
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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)

This is a very old joke.
I remember this from ages back.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)

YES.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)

thats because youre OLD

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)

You can talk, saggy flaps!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

s'up bitch

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

Pool's closed :-(

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

filthy chan :(

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

I saw you, postin' "Post ending in 37 tells me what to do!".

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

im too young for places like that
dad would kill me
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

Shut up you hussy, sharpie in pooper naow!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)

alright saggyflaps

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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)

what have i missed?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)

I knew it'd catch on!
*fist pumps*
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

It´s fist pumps that caused the problem in the first place

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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)

Your vaginal muscle exercises

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broadsword, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

I'ts too late now.
She's flappier than a disabled kite.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)

it's not a joke,
a certain brand of car enthusiast actually have competitions and stuff, posting up their results, just like that.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

on the subject of cricket
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

Why don't you go and die
your hair?
(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)

a) because he's bald
b) because it's dye.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

Excellent point.
I stand corrected. I shall announce my mistakes and apologies from a plinth in trafalgar square.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)

snooker loopy

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)

I remember, when the internet was new
Our school had an intranet and we told them they'd spelt internet wrong. And we meant it.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

When the internet was new
my school didn't really have the knack of setting up a firewall, so we downloaded games and napster all the time. Good times.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

i saw that posted on the image board

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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:48, archived)

neither did i

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

A hundred times better than anything about cricket.
Did I mention I hate all sport?
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)

even fishing?

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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

Perhaps I should clarify that statement
I hate watching all sports and I dislike doing most sports. That leaves a few activities that could be loosely defined as sport. I'd put fishing as a pastime.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

that's because the gene for liking sports is on the y chromosome.
Any girl who likes sport either

a) actually likes sportsmen in little shorts, or
b) is actually a man
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)

I've known a few who:
c) pretends to like sport so boys will like her.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

Hahahaha, I like the bit where the robot wants to play snooker but can't!

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

THAT WSA A BIT I LIKED ALSO

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:59, archived)

I'm going to get that tattooed to my face.
Then claim I fell asleep in the chair and sue the tattoo artist.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)

So, how about that cricket eh?
In all seriousness, what the fuck was Kevin Pietersen doing, and if he has the temerity to blame his helmet I'll kick him in his other helmet.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

KP dun bad.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

Stupid Rhodesian Cunt

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

I'm still rather fond of him though.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

~~I'm~~ I'd ~~fond of~~ fondle
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

Iv'e met you. you are definately a lady
you ribbish at cricket yeah.
?gonz
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

Oh I am fairly shit at cricket, but I still enjoy listening/watching it.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

What's the score?
15 Love?
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

30 honey-pie

(

Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

45 sweetie

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

gay, set and match

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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

What's all this racket?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

New balls please.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

I know nothing about cricket
ask me a question.
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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

What's your favourite colour?
EDIT
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

green
to match my jealousy.
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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

Wrong!
The answer is Turquoise, Turquoise!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

it isn't though
that colour is a little gay.
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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

It's your favourite colour....
jeez, homo.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

no
it's rubbish. I WON'T HAVE IT.
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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

You don't really have a choice.
Sorry...
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

FINE!
*stomps off upstairs*
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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

No tea for you with that attitude.
You're grounded.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

If me and me mates pull our resources together and get, say, twenty five quid....
... what could we expect?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

Banana bread.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

Hahaha.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

kick in the nuts?

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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

What about thirty quid?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

Sorry, I'm not sure if haggling is the done thing in this situation.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

I think I shall be highly offended by you.

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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)

Oooh =(
I'm only intiating in forum banter that is in the vain of this website's key demographic.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

it looks like you caused offence, sad times

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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

*turns back to you*

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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

Surely he has to pay extra for that?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

I'm shunning him
not offering my bot-bot!
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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

Sorry, I completely misread the situation.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

Hah, I was just about to reply with this same awnser.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

*shuns*

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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Hah, yeah', right.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

Will you one day change your name to Jenjamin by deed poll?

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in vino veritas, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

no
but I don't have a middle name, as yet. I've been considering 'ninjalady'
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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

What's the largest animal
you could throw over a regulation sized petrol pump?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)

umm......... a small pony.

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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

How small?
I need to let Esso know pronto.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

6 hands.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

Well it's hardly worth it
for that size.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

8 hands.... ish

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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

hmm
I'll have to check. Will you be shot putting it, or whirling it around by the tail like a hammer?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Shot put

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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

Fuck off,
that's racist against horses.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

dammit!

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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

How do you eat yours?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

with relish

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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

Wrong answer.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

show me your bumhole?

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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

after 9 o'clock.

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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

aww, i've got to go to bed at half eight, :(((((((((

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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:13, archived)

gutted!

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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

i'll ask mum if i can stay up later

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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

Will you go on a date with MoT?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

I've heard he doesn't even have a penis.

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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

He has.
With this new information, what do you say?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

yeah.
ok then.
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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)

Ok.
When are you free?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

*shrugs*
I'm an internet girl. I'm either very fat and minky or a man. I spend all my time here, so I obviously have no plans/life. So whenever.
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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:36, archived)

Don't do yourself down love.
That's my job after 10 years of wedlock.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)

:oD

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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)

You're having 2 more kids by the way
Benjinho and Benji Jr.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

am I fuck!

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jenpots, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)

yes, you and me are fuck,
after fuck, babby is formed.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:47, archived)

You knew it was coming though. Gets himself settled then always seems to play a ridiculous shot.
It's all very well having a pre-meditated shot, but for fuck sake, back out of it if the ball is 3 foot wide of you.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

Yeah. Ridiculous. Yeah.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

could he score 300 if he tried?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

No.
He's not the sort of player to concentrate for that long.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:15, archived)

i've seen your predictions before
this is good news
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

OK Jodie.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:05, archived)

Hooray!
This joke is still my favourite.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:10, archived)

*validates*

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

I know nothing about cricket and care even less
I blame Kevin Pietersen's helmet.
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in vino veritas, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:06, archived)

His fireman's helmet?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

Yeah, sure
Why not?
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in vino veritas, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:14, archived)

HAHA!
You blame his willy... geddit?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

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in vino veritas, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:21, archived)

:)

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

Yeah. Cricket. Yeah.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:07, archived)

Quite.

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:09, archived)

Have you got your latitude tickets yet Doc?

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magnum, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:12, archived)

I don't like cricket
I can't enjoy any game that can last for 3 days then end in a draw due to some rain.
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magnum, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)

Philistine.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

hi al
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

I'm sure I could get into 20Twenty
How long does that usually last? An hour or so?
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magnum, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:18, archived)

Go to the finals day
3 matches, a Mascots race and Bumble being genuinely triffic.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:19, archived)

Bumble is a national treasure.
Had me cracked up today while he got confused about Twitter.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

2-3 hours.
It's an excellent spectator sport.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

Dear Magnum
Thank you very much for your lovely reply. It was very thoughtful of you and I will get much use out of it.

Hope to see you next year,

Yours,

The Marsh
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:16, archived)

Fucking hell
The fucking TEMERITY of it all!
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:17, archived)

I know
i know.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

hooray, no more trouble from those darn eggy wegggie giggglies
nyom

newslite.tv/2009/07/08/preboiled-eggs-go-on-sale-for.html

what food would you like to see pre-prepared?

this maybe old news, i spend my days with kittens
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)

Beans

(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

what type of beans?

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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

Haricot beans
Or any farty ones
(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)

OK, I WHEELY BIN HAVIN' A WANK !
HAhahhahahahahahahhahahaha.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

Why?!
Fucking hell, how lazy are people?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

but just think, we may never again get that great forum question 'how do i boil an egg?'

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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)

but what do you do with it after, does it just go in a cup
or a mug

I've heard something about mashing it with a knife but I'm not sure how it would work
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

hopefully the pack will have a serving suggestion

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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

This question has plauged me too.
I'm not going to lie, I'm not an educated man. I come from humble beginings, I have built and lost buisness empires in my short lifespan. Whores and Phsycatrists alike have not been able to begin to fatherm what haunts me at night. I wish, I wish upon stars, I pray, I pray to gods, and I google, google for the awnsers... all of which return empty.

Ohh internets, could you please explain this Eggy Cup thing is, please. For then, I can truely die a happy man.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)

I think you get and egg, a cup
and then get Chuck Norris to stare at it until it mashes itself.
(Bababoon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)

But what about us mear plebs?
I hear Chuck Norris is going to play the part of Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris: The Chuckening.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

I heard
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

I heard nothing about eggy cups though.
(Bababoon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

LOOO-ZAH, make up your own ones.
I heard Chuck Noris doesn't need a PIN number, he just stares at the machine into giving him money. Incidently, that's where the expresion 'hole in the wall' comes from.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)

Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer

(Bababoon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:50, archived)

Jog on 'till you can make up your own ones.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

I did make it up!
I added the caps.
(Bababoon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:55, archived)

I can't believe it's the year 2009 and I'm still expected to chew my own bread
come one Science, where is my pre-chewed bread?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

"Baby Food"

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

"We're constantly thinking of new and wacky ways to make eggs fun and easy to use."
What kind of borderline retard has difficulty with eggs?
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)

*whistles*

(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

Boiled
LOLWHACKY
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6280229
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

I've got to stop asking stupid questions.

(

Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)

It's ok.
I understand if you're still angry about the other night.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)

I've just started to calm down.
It was a simple question, Jack. :(
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

did you propose?

(

mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)

I'd rather not get into it, I'd just flip out and lose it again.
Caps lock was used, it was a bad time for me.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

whoa, let's draw a line under it and turn 360 and walk away from this issue

(

mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)

Thankyou, it's done.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

I quite like Family Guy AND simpsons.
WHERE DOES THIS LEAVE ME?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

Spending too much time watching cartoons

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)

Yeah', yeah', Mrs. Ben Ten.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:48, archived)

she married ben ten? isn't he just a boy?

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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

What?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:51, archived)

I'm sure you said you watch that most mornings.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

Are you imagining things again?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:52, archived)

Probably.
I don't even know how I got here.

=/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)

take your pick, webwench stands out for me
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=how+do+i+boil+an+egg%3F
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)

Ahhh, there we go.
I do remember a certain female member asking me the same thing.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)

maybe they'll sell us pre-packed poo that we just unwrap and flush down the toilet
cut out the middleman

They're already trialing that idea with Rustlers Burgers
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)

that was the dailymash take on it today

(

mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

Hmm....
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8141069.stm
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)

fucking hell

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

The only good thing coming out of them getting two seats is that they'll be able to hang themselves with their own words quicker.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)

Is it to early to do a vote of no confidance?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

No, DO IT GONZ!

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)

I don't know how I'ld go about setting that sort of thing up.
Does anyone have any petition website urls and a facebook group?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

I'll have a gander, there might already be a 'Harold and Gonzo say NO CONFIDENCE To The BNP' Facebook group.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:54, archived)

That would be quite good, to be honest.
Because that seems like the sort of thing you need to do your homework for, esspeicaly if there is going to be a Facebook group about it, and i'ld hate to look like a tit infront of all those people on there.
(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)

Yeah, imagine the utter horror and contempt from other Facebook users if we made a group that wasn't factually correct?!

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)

I wouldn't be able to go to the latest WI meeting, after such shame.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)

Without getting too JMG on yo ass, 99.8% of the regular posters on here are fat useless cunts who live off pre-prepared food.
One more labour saving ingredient isn't going to send them to the grave any quicker.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:24, archived)

they should just save more time and breed chickens that don't produce the shell
you could keep them at home and they just squit the egg right into your pan
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

They should make fishing rods with a perch already hanging off the end.
Then you could just dip it in and out of the pond and fuck off home.

Or a bivvy ready-filled with farts and midges.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)

but that would take all the excitement out of it

(

mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

The ex-what-ment?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:57, archived)

I'm not really a fan of eggs.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)

so just a scotch egg with out the eyeballs?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:53, archived)

Hello.
I'm the best auntie in the world as I've just bought my niece tickets to see her favourite band. She nearly cried when I told her.

What are you the best?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

Who is her favourite band?
Also, I'm the best at being me. I'm not really the best at anything good.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)

Some whiny
emo crap
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)

I see
I take it you will not be going with her?!
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

I have to.
She's only 12 and she can't go on her own.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

Oh well
Hope you have fun :)
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

oh G
and you were doing so well
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

Oh leave her.
She's only 12. She's still doing better than a lot of kids.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

12 you say?
I'll take her.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)

it's like the music on one of these new-fangled car racing games

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)

although at first I thought it was going to be
"you really got me"
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

I totally saw them live.

(

WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

Did you have fun?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)

it's an emo band.
the crowd isn't there to have fun, they're there to share the misery
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

That's not true

(

Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

yes it is.
It's all about having hundreds of people who know the pain you're in.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

You're very much wrong there.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

It's about who has the tightest red girl jeans.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

No.
It's about having fun.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

Don't be stupid.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

you're doing it wrong.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

Quite a lot, actually.
They're a pretty bouncy, dancy band live
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

I do actually quite like them

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

They're in my big list of bands that nobody likes.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

Ah yeh
I have one of those lists. It's quite long.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

So's mine.
For some reason nobody likes Westlife as much as me :(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

Shamefully I actually have a couple of Westlife albums
Though I don't remember buying them. Either they were presents or I have blocked it from my mind.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

There's no shame about it.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

If you were my auntie and bought me those tickets,
firstly I'd have some therapy to get over the erotic feelings I have towards you and secondly I'd have laughed in your face at the shit music.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

Sick and wrong.
They're her most favourite band. I HAD to get them for her.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

There's nowt wrong with having erotic feelings for your auntie.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

So long as she's not a blood relation that's true.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

Blood relation schmood relation.
Haven't they heard of anal sex in your family?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

how do you think I was conceived?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

hahaha
I have to agree with this one
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

I like this.

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

nothing really

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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)

I am the best at lovely things and sexy

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)

I'm the best curmudgeon in the world.
Well, that's an exagerration. Maybe the best in my street.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)

I'm the definitive unmatchable champion of overstatement

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)

I'm the best at mediocrity.
Well, I mean, I'm alright at it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

I hope her favourite band is Gary Glitter and The Cages OF Funtiem.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

Nobody has called you a pisswimp for ages.
This must be corrected at the earliest opportunity.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

Baldmonkey you fucking PISSWIMP.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

Balance is restored to the universe.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

Now he'll record another podcast and we'll have to start all over again.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

EVERYTHING

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

i'm the best at pointing out badly worded questions
in this case 'what are you the best?'

i'm also the best at being a totally righteous dude
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)

My computer spacked out this morning.
I've been working OFFLINE all day but I managed to fix the problem myself. This has made me very smug and happy.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)

Not a whole fucking lot, I daresay.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

What about being Irish?

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

She is the best at that
especially on here.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

And shouting?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

I beg to differ.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

I could be better. My Irish is improving, however.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

eating potatoes
selling tarmac
being irish and drunk and lol
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moohalaa, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

Are you dressed like Xena yet?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

I'M THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING BEE EVER AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT
MY BITCHASS NECTAR STOMACH IS OVERFLOWING AND MY SEXY BEE LEGS ARE FUCKING DRIPPING IN POLLEN. PEOPLE LOVE MY GODDAMN HONEY.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

Bloody hell, you've got me rising like a soufflé.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

Being stereotypical to holidaymakers.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)

I'm the best uncle.
My nephews bloody love me.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

I bet they do.
How many "our little secrets" do you have? :-p
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

GUILTY SILENCE

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

It's hard to type with your fingers up a 4 year old.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)

I have a great bum

(Woggy, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

I am
a great uncle.

Lol
(crowcrow - wasting domain names since, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

Good evening
I've been landed with an extra half hour in work against my will so I'm obstinately doing no work. I'm really hating our new office this past week, it's bloody freezing because of the arctic standard aircon.
but the thing that's really getting my goat this week is the call centre folks, there's not many of them but THEY NEVER STOP TALKING, they're at it all fucking day.
I didn't mind it when I was working in a call centre because I was talking myself a lot of the time and in between calls I would just switch off. But here, I'm trying to work, I need to concentrate on stuff that I have trouble getting my brain around at the best of times and these folks are just constantly repeating the same shit over and over again "turn off your router, open inter net explorer, the big blue e, quota limit, blah blah fucking blah" I think I'm about to lose it entirely

fuckit, tomorrow I'm bringing in my big jumper, scarf and earplugs

Single line for those that don't care about the paragraph
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How's you sweethearts? Tell me about your dinosaurs
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also, seen this?
Pussy beats cock
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)

i love reading about your job

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well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)

If we're REALLY lucky, Planearm will be along to tell us what he's watching and what he's just bought.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)

i think planearm might be some sort of performance art project

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well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

Oh Wormulus :(

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)

then just read the single line for those that don't care about the paragraph?
do I have to spell it out to you?
geez, kids these days
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)

i read it, why wouldn't i read it?
like i said, i love reading about your job
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well, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)

sorry, I have trouble judging sarcasm

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)

tl:dr

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)

a brachysaurus reared up on its back legs, its front legs have been replaced with two chainsaws and it's calling a t-rex a girly armed nonceadon

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

I'm off the phones this week
You're right, it's a bloody nightmare if you're working close together. I'm liking having to do nothing but emails at the moment, very relaxed, but I'm a BAD EMPLOYEE because I took on average five and a half minutes per call when we're aiming for between three and a half and four and a half :(((((
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)

you bad, bad person
towards the end of my tenure, my average call time was about 40 minutes

I just kept blaming it on the ridiculous hold times trying to get through to the american teams
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)

Blimey
My excuse is usually something like I wasn't expecting the user not to know where the shift key is, or I didn't expect them not to know the difference between the monitor and the base unit
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)

I have no more work this week
Woo. Sadly I have no dinosaurs though.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

Behemoth is awesome.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

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