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GET ME SSG OR HIS SON, THE DOVESTON!
Big news on Anglo-Welsh relations.


For people who aren't those above, your views of Wales?


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D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..... :(((
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
i don't have one, i can't see it from here

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)
*Firm handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)
I've got mixed feelings, JMG.
I've liked the Welsheses I've met.
And they've done a great job on the whole language revival front.
But they've lost their pipes, and aren't a nation.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)
Lots of hills. Some mountains.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)
Home of many a depressing rainy school trip
Some excellent examples of glacial erosion, mind
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
you know
Sometimes it doesn't rain in Wales.
I've seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
Me too!
I have seen at least one sunny day. June 1976 I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)
that makes at least 2 days
I remember a day in august 94, was sunny for at least half an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)
my favourite type of erosion has always been freeze-thaw

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
have you considered wind erosion
I feel it has merit, SERIOUS MERIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
fuck off
freeze thaw has a cycle and everything, all the cool stuff has a cycle.
water cycle nitrogen cycle bi cycle
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
I'll cycle you in a minute if you don't SERIOUSLY CONSIDER WIND EROSION
if you like your kneecaps me and big Joe beg you to reconsider.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
you try it son, I'll oxbow your fucking lake

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
oh yeah
I'll morraine your cunting drumlin

Edit: girlfriend with geography degree, can't in good conscience claim it was my come back
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)
I'll drift your pissing longshore

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
oh yeah
I'll go and Google some forms of erosion because the girlfriend has wandered off and get back to you
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)
maybe she has gone to line her riparian strip with protective ballast

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)
maybe you should go and fill in her scour holes with your accropode

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:02, archived)
i think maybe
You should worry more about the dissolution of your quartzite, and less about my jökulhlaup.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)
black mountains are wonderful on a motorbike
Also wild horses are cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
Wild horses are terrible when Susan Boyle sing them.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
i really hope she didn't
Did she? Oh please say she didn't, we shouldn't let that sort of thing happen, where's my pitchfork. Whose gonna join the mob?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
She did.
And she was thinking of you when she sang it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
bleeuuuuurrrrrghghhhhhhh
Glaaarrrrghhllleeee.

Bleurggghjjjjjjjgurgleuk.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)

Wiiiiild wild horses,
wouldn't drag me away,
in fact they won't even come near me,
they take one look at my face and bolt
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)
depends what it is up to

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
Always on our guard.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)
ballad of a thin man

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
I'm from the NW
so I have only ever been to Mold and Rhyl.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
I went to Tenby once
much better that Oneby to Nineby
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)
But a bit rubbish compared to
Portmeirion.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
wahey
instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
Towen :(
/Wicca
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
Oh happy memories..

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
Is that near milton keynes?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)
up north?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
Miles away, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
i thought you were nigh on welsh down there

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)
You cockney cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
nice banter, great forum

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)

innit isn't it, boyo
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
nice enough place, especially the Pembrokeshire Coast
hellish D of E destination though
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
Is Wales a real place? I had no idea

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)
i live there

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)
I like them more than Dolpins.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)
You said that on porpoise.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)
No I didn't, you're (sea) lion.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
No seal of approval then?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
Narwhal, man. Narwhal.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)
Oh the Humanatee.....*weeps*

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)
i'm concerned that no one seems to care what the news is.
If its big news after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
I'll bet the tension was killing people.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)
Don't worry.
I'm JMG.
People will be side-tracked by thoughts about JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
Getthe rockstar pass for LA Noire,
You get a load of the dlc for 800 points, a damned good deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
I hope I never have to go there again.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
I really dig some of their musics
Speshully the Aberfan School Choir
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
fuck that, swear at me you utter cunts
or a quiz, we could have a quiz, only if well structured
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
I think they should get double points if the other team interrupted and got it wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
is this some radio4 shit?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
No, I've never heard that station, as far as I'm aware.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
it's got a long running show about the lives of a village in middle england
It may be designed to cause depression.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
and knowlege of silage

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
The whole point of that show is to provide education to remote inbreeders.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
my mother was a fan
One guy got killed by a muck-spreader. Shitty death.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)
One guy got killed by his donkey
Pain in the ass
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)
Trump cards too
*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
how are you doing today?
you seem a little down.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
perky me, why do you say such things? :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
calm down you silly billy

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
i could probably make a post here in one of the typical responses to a glued eel post, but i don't see how this is within my remit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
do you have an SOP available anywhere by freepost?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
COCKSNAPPING THUNDERCUNT SHIT-BREAK WANKSTAIN

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
Or
A quiz about dwarves
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
A quiz please
Well known b3tan nonces
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
is it the golden girls?

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
Is it Ghostbusters 2?

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
Hull City
Is the answer to which non-football related question?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
In that the question is not related to the sporting exploits of Hull City

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)
is it the Golden Gate Bridge?
you massive shit-filled rotting cunt of a faced wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
I fixed my photoshop problem very nicely
so thank you anyone that helped yesterday.

I nearly posted a typo then that hinted at a past Candida infection (yeasterday)

so, um yeah; thanks

I knew this place would be handy one day
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
no problem I was happy to help

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
It's probably best to print the picture, paint out your face, and then scan it back in.
It's a little time consuming, but better than the swirl tool, which can now be hacked.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
you know what he did wrong?
Should've used a warp filter as well. THAT is cryptography at it's finest.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
or he could have fiddled kids wearing pastry on his face,
then he could be a paedofilo
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
or while drinking a popular aperitif
Paedofino
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
or mask made from baked creamy sliced potatos
paedauphinoise
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
Or at least had the support of a rich invester
Theo Paedophitis
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
then he might have had enough money to buy a little cay in the pacific to fiddle kids on
a paedo isle
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
or a pink mask with a long beak standing on one leg
Paedoflamingo
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
or had an unnatural and illegal sexual interest in children
Paedophilia
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
Manfred Mann's lesser known song

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
^ THIS

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
Or while drinking 7up
Paedofidodido
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
or he could only fiddle with them underwater, briefly returning to the surface for air or too tap an orange ball with his nose
and become a paedolphin
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
Or he could make a high protein bread out of dried and ground legumes;
pea dough
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
oh man, if you'd know your spices made from dried and ground sassafras leaves you could have had
pea dough filé
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
GAY

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
PAEDONOBBER

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
was this not a "cinnamon swirl" pun type thing?

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
you don't deserve help, the nhs is too good for you, fucking die you ugly bitch

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
There's a point.
You people have a free health service, but there's still faith healers.
What the fuck's going on there?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
people are stupid
some of them still believe it god too.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
have you ever tried the nhs? a group of people trained for free by the state that still moan about their jobs, shitcunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
The Fairy Jobmother is on the telly
Makes me feel right middle class that does
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
dunno what that is, dont care either, fuck you all

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
who else do you go to if the sole has come off your shoe?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
it's who you visit if you can't get no sleep

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
Right, you can fuck off and all.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
*doffs hat*
Do I get a kiss as a thank you?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
yes
XXXXXXXXXXXXX
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
COR!
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
*bows*

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
*arrows*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
*stands up again*

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
*shoots you again!*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
It wasn't the shooting I was worried about what with
You holding a very skinny yet stiff rod in your hand.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
and thank you too
XXXXXXXXXXXX
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
I'm eating Skittles
They have blue ones now! They probably got the blue colouring cheap off of Smarties.
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
i didnt help
But I'm sure I would've done if I could, so I'm definitely as good as everyone who did help.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
pretty much yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
Everyone else is taking credit for things they didn't do
so why don't you? I had the magic touch... not them.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
Your answer was wrong.
Well intentioned, but I had to correct it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
ON A PHONE!
I got the 6 stars!
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
Anyway
I spent almost 2 hours cutting my kids out of some photos using gimp so I could put them on a mug for fathers day. Contractor pay for that... aces!

Hmm, sounds like I am making my own fathers day present... wow that'd be fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
making their real fathers present, you utter wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
Oi! I'm the daddy.
I have hair colour swatches to prove it.

And it's "Strawberry Blonde" thankyou... Less of the G word.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
careful
Internet bragging only ends in being called a liar. Possibly fat also.

Edit: see QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
please send the cheque to my business address

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
hello penis!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)
*waves*

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:11, archived)
nice penis wave there, penis

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
Thanks, cock

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)
no ploblem

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)
Ha ha! Classic Mortal Wombat

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)

lassic rap
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

crap paedo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)
So you're saying paedos aren't crap?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
MORTAL WOMBAT IS A PAEDO?!

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)
Hey, Two Hats, I'd like to make some kind of joshing, friendly comment here, but I don't know anything about you on which I could base it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
um...I have a beard. That anything to build on?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
Is this a good likeness of what you'd look like without the beard?
yfrog.com/h3akxyuwj
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
not really, no

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:49, archived)
Oh, ok.
I also have a beard. I hope that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)
it loaded slowly from the top for me,
so I thought the joke was going to be Fuck the right account for you.

then a picture of twohats without a beard fucking one of those machines that you put deposits in in the bank, I thought I should tell you
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
Why do you keep starting threads that aren't relevant to me?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
wankyou very much

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
All that time at the gym paying off?

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)
how does he fit it in around his work?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
I think he threads it through the first three belt loops of his jeans and then lets it dangle down the back like a panther's tail.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
Thusly;
*fits it in around work*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
shut the fuck up. legs by zz top is on the radio.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:25, archived)
sorry, planearm.
this ain't no qotw.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
I might have chicken kievs
or beans on toast or something light
I have been playing with Photobooth cl.ly/1e3I0p3h302s3i0c0I0Y thus
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:27, archived)
He's got kievs
he knows how to chew them
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
Have I ever told you how much I LOVE you?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)
frequently
and vigorously
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)
+up the arse with a strapon

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)
BlueStar has one of those big red Presidential phones
and it's a hotline straight to my prostate
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)
I've fucked up
Vader are playing here tonight and I forgot.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)
there'll be other times
seeing as they haven't stopped touring in a gazillion years
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)
I missed Laibach last year for the same reason
And they don't play in England very often.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)
he's got eggs.
he knows how to bruise them.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)
In a cup? An eggy cup you say?

(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)
you SICKEN me.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
that looks like gray hair
...and so young too
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/fcca2e3bc96fde8112e0/untitled-1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)
ha ha ha haha

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:34, archived)
bloody hell that was quick

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/6ade611e1870a93700b9/ceiling_m.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)
Hahaha, oh shit.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/fcca2e3bc96fde8112e0/untitled-2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)
WAAAAAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)
Babar's really let himself go

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/6ade611e1870a93700b9/thorns.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)
what have I become

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)
Aww man, couldn't you have posted this after I'd installed fireworks?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
I put my doc on the left hand side, it's much better as you get more vertical space (which you need more off for general usage of a computer) and less horizontal space (which is in abundance on a widescreen).

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)
I've never listened to anything by zz top I don't think
can you descibe the song in words for the deaf?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
badingbiddybiddybiddy
badingbiddybiddybiddy
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
it's not the one from Back To The Future III

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)
imagine owning and maintaining a pasture for magical pegasuses and unicorns, which you can feed and care for, and give special potions to give them incredible new abilities, then race them on rainbows in the sky
it's not like that at all
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)
I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING IT, PLEASE SEND HELP

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)
I met Billy F Gibbons in the chillout of The Fridge Club in Brixton
we chatted for about an hour before I realised who he was. Nice fella
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
*holds hands over ears*
lalalalalalalalalalalal I can't hear you lalalalalalalalalala
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
YOU LOVE IT.
you dorty merkin.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)
"She's got legs and she knows how to use them."
I assume it's not about Tanni Grey-Thompson then.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)
i saw zz top live
They had beards, guitars, and well choreographed spins, shuffles and nods. Also a drum kit built in to a Cadillac. I think it was possibly the most fun show I've seen.
What's on the radio now? I hope its motley crue, they're ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)
There was a quite famous story about ZZ Top
When they were playing at Wembley Billy Gibbons decided he'd take the tube to the concert rather than the limo.

Apparently he was accosted by fans telling him that he really looked like Billy Gibbons.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)
the tube is the working mans limo
Except with more pissy tramps.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)
unless you're in supertramp

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)
my dullards of the year so far are you, that other one from bristol, and the student, and the one that has trouble with her fella, you all make me want to scrape my eyes with a rusty brillo, no offence bluestar

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)
i'm off out now, l8rs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)
Hip hop is dead, just thought I'd let you know.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)
No
God is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)
No, Dog is Dead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvKNhIdLOmk
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)
RIP Seth Putnam
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j44jb8hPWu8
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
Putnam, tragic.
I'm not sure anal cunt added anything to the metal scene, but I still found some of it funny. When I was 12. Executioner weren't bad though.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)
It caused people to think.
And maybe wonder what the band was doing. Being offensive is a goal in itself because it challenges preconceptions- much the same as Frank Zappa.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:15, archived)
but other bands
Cause people to re-consider their view on the scene while still making more interesting things musically, think virus, or ulver, even fantomas. Who are much closer in comparison to what zappa was doing. In previous eras morbid or mayhem were the ones pushing sounds forward, I think offensive as your only goal is interesting but unsustainable, especially with someone as unstable as putnam at its head.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:22, archived)
thank god, it was a load of bollocks to start with

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)
Here's a warning about the future of hip-hop
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDfWAr8ut_I
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)
that's the future?
I thought it was always like that
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)
You cynical bastard.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEwKCu0P89c
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)
0:30s
then I closed that motherfucker. What a load of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)
You have no heart.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:21, archived)
damn straight

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)
I know you're all desperate for a "what's for dinner?" thread
so, go on, you first....
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:24, archived)
Thanks for asking.
It was a chicken casserole and it was lovely. What about your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
I haven't eaten anything for 3 days

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
Erm...so...yeah...hello I suppose
So, the RPI is 5.2% I see. I don't give a shit seeing as our pay increase is RPI+0.2% for the next five years. What's for tea?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
98.5%

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
What do you call this radio station.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
Shit?

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)
Radio Shit.
That's not a very good name.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
Quite applicable though.
Capitial Radio, I think they own most of the other radio stations.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
Radio for receptionists
People who say they like "anything" despite only being aware of maybe 1% of styles of the music in the world. Anyone who says that is a cretin.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
I'm open to most style of music, as long as it's good.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYqAOwcvLYs
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7LWANJFHEs
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGrffn_LKzE
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVtgX4S3y4
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)
I CAN'T STOP SEEING THEIR BEADY EYES JUDGING ME

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)

that family went on to appear in when the wind blows, you have the last laugh because they die of radiation
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
I hope they survived long enough that their teeth fell out

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXMFKmiNyvk
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)
I've noticed s lot of toothpaste adverts have dancing in them.
I think I maybe be brushing my teeth all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1UQLBonqaE&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
I like the drum riff, but not a massive fan of screamo singers.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)
I imagine I'm glad that flash has died on my browser

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)
I don't have sound at work at the moment...
So going on the crap dancing I'd say that music was pretty awful.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
It's not at all what you'd expect

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
Does it sound like a 70's disco?

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
Quite, quite different

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
The mind boggles

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
Not long, then you can go home and experience the glory

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)
ha I can't wait.

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)
Funnily enough
I don't like things I don't like either.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)

this is great, I can't be a cretin because I hate all kinds of music without exception
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)
Nooooo
There's some Venn diagram magic needed here i think
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
tea

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
What sort, you drooling barbarian?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)
So you're an RPI man then?
I like a bit of CPI every now and again...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
Too low, man
Too low.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
Ooh
A Starbucks Chai Latte might be nice. I think there are 73.2 Starbucks within this square mile...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)
Chai?
Latte?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)
Coffee is the devils wee wee
and I was forced to be in a Starbucks queue once in Boston, and that saved me from buying something vomitastic. My sugary friend.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
Yeah, whatever. I'm guessing that the drink you name above is in fact tea made with only milk?
In which case we have words in English for that.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
no it's indian hippy stuff
cruelly bastardized and bent out of all recognition from what it used to be...

So you're asking about the specific kind of tea everyone is having, et you've never heard of chai tea?? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masala_chai
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
You're being willful
That's fine too.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
I'll willful you in a minute...

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
Give me a minute then
I need to hang some washing out
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
Silly kewpie, starbucks isn't coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)
Chai tea is usually served with milk, do you get a double shot of milk with your Chai?

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
Poles have got savings of 933billion zlotys
and the national debt is only 778bn, so if we withdrew all our cash we could pay off the entire debt today, if we felt like it.

And Poles keep telling me this is a poor country.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
Chiseling bastards
I was looking at some savings accounts recently. I have decided that they are shit on account of having interest rates that don't come close to inflation. Therefore I would get better value for my money spending it now, probably on sweets and pop, than I would if it sat in a bank losing value. Economics, right there.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
Savings accounts are the con of the century, and no fucker can see it.
You put your money in, and they play with it for 8 hours, and give you a bit of that profit. And you're happy with it. But then, when the markets close, they lend it to the Asians to fuck around with for 8 hours, and take some of that profit, and then pass it on to the Yanks to fuck around with for 8 hours, and some of that profit, but they give you a tiny cut of 8 hours, and none of the other 16. Cos you're a gullible bastard who thinks money can grow by being left in a cold damp room all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
We pay people to dick about with our pension money and turn it into mountains of gold
I'm happy with that system.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
I put money into an isa, so I have some money for a rainy day.
Or if I'd like a holiday or something, any money it's makes me is just a nice bonus..
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)

Interestingly, mad-cap victorian rhymester edward lear can point us to the original purpose of currency, which was to wrap honey in for transportation. sadly the original purpose became confused over time, and is today almost entirely lost, with people generally now storing and transporting their honey in jars rather than money. It's my view that were we to have reverted to the original correct usage of money, much of the current unpleasantness could have been avoided
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
We live in a honeytocracy

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:50, archived)
I hear getting a loan in a honeytocracy is like trying to attack a bee's nest without being a honey badger

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)

I hear you have to be careful of hone sharks
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nrSfC76lLI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)
During the last three years the total private savings in Ireland have grown significantly, as has the total number of millionaires (that's people who are millionaires over and above the value of any land or buildings they own).
And people keep saying the country is broke.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
It's only broke for the poor people.
And they certainly don't care about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)
Zloty is a great name for a currency

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
It's one of the top names.
I wonder what the order would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
Before we dropped it, the Punt was a class name
Seeing as how it rhymed with "Bank Manager"
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)
how does this affect the price of the working man's chocolate brownie frijj?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
it got 5% more expensive
or, if you like, all your money is worth less.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
Can they still afford Chief Wiggum??
I'd hate to see them have to have a lower class of Groening character on it like Scruffy out of off of Futurama.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)
wiggum hasn't been in them for ages,
jesus keep up
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)
Let me check my collection....
Yep, still there on my bedside table.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
Marginal to south westerly, turning dark.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
Often in tescos there is a buy 2 get one free offer or offers very similiar on Frijj's
And because of this I don't think a chocolate brownie frijj is a good yard stick for this sort of discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)
Haha, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)
Good, isn't it?
Hello. Is Spain gaying you up?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
Hola Señor Official
I'm being buggered by a matador as I type this
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
AY! No es bueno!
There's a squirrel on water skis on my telly :(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
Has it got tits?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
No
It's gone now too. This day just gets worse.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
Not sure but I'm guessing it will be some kind of foodstuff.
Well done on whatever you've won.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
Hello, food is a good idea
I might do some of that too. I found a pound.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)
You're just winning all day.
Still haven't found out about Northern drinks, it's all a bit up in the air.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
Northern drinks float?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)
Like a cola float but with more beer.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
float drinks are just weird
who the hells likes them??
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)
Plenty of time

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)
Cool, soon as I know.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
You racist polo

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
It's true
*sobs*
Hello
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)
I don't care what people say
Rock & Roll is here to stay
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)
I just heard on the radio that rock and roll has been cancelled forever.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
I am very depressed

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)
berlusconi huh?
how about that?
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)
most of his wiki page is controversies.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
i always like reading this bit of eric clapton's wikipedia page
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Clapton#Controversy_over_remarks_on_immigration
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)
oh maaaaan
*demotes clapton*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
note bowie's inclusion in there too

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
i am trying to find some information on bowie
and what exactly he said. does anyone know?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
he skinned some chinese immigrants and used their hides to cover his sled

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
Life on Mars is actually about his desire for a white-only planet.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
He said "Let's Dance!"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
he said
he stumbled into town, just like a sacred cow, visions of swastikas in his head and plans for everyone.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
I too have enjoyed reading that.
Thanks ssg.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
Oh Clapton you massive racist.
Odd them using the Pistols third reich imagery, I was lead to believe punks wore it upside down as an affront to nazis.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
WTF??
News? Here?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
wtfwhere?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
Quick!
It's under the chair! Burn it!
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
Oh he is a one
The scamp
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
can they assassinate him please

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
You only say that because you are but flesh
And want his leathery skin slapping against yours. Sweaty.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
Phwoar

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
And when he spluffs
An embarrassed puff of powdery air reluctantly squeezes out of his japseye with barely enough force to worry gravity. He slumps into Binky's arms.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
dude im not catching that.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
Yeah
But you would, right?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
I don't think Binky actually has sex
I'm fairly sure she reproduces by mitosis.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
She's a mixture of a furry animal and a small fluffy insect
So I'm guessing somewhere along the lines of rubbing and spore transfer
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
er isn't that basically sex?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
least chosen pizza

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
Seen Dead Snow yet?
i.imgur.com/xPf1e.jpg

You'll piss yourself laughing- I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)
Have you seen Tucker and Dale Vs Evil?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)
when did that come out?
I was waiting for that
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
We stole it from the internet.
It'd have been better had we not seen the trailer but it's still brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
Currently downloading The Reykjavik Whale-Watching Massacre.
Suggestion from Cowjam.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
Looks ok from here
Horrifying scenes of slaughter
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
Hev you ever visited the Danish Farms website?
They take you on a virtual tour through the slaughterhouse involving reasonably graphic film- such as "head removal" and "spinal splitting"
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
Sexy!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
I got it for three quid from Morrisons
It was just worth it.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
Oh fuck off with that.
It's hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)
^this
bogus is just a miserable old fuckbag
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
It was that cack I can't remember a single bit of it

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
No, wait
The bit where someone can see their leg being eaten or something,
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
is it the one where he has to dress up like a woman to see his kids?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
Shortly before the Janet Ellis tromboning incident

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
Miserable old shitecunt like that makes the rest of us old fuckers look bad.
I'm sure he used to know how to have fun- but I'm also sure he has long forgotten it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
I think that comes from working on the railways.
The joie de vivre was sucked out of him long long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
Lucky bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
I'll leave this here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcrgvSpfFgU
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
poor morph, he's like a plasticine macauluy caulkin

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
what the flip

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)
Him and Sepp Blatter
are in my fantasy government.
Bernie Madoff is my chancellor of the exchequer.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)
He's the Italian Rupert Murdoch
Thank fuck we're limiting that bastard's power.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)
My favourite Berlusconi story
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article5180616.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)
I reckon Angela Merkel
was trying to think of ways she could strangle the cunt and make it look like an accident
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
BERLUSCONI IS A BISCUIT NOT A CAKE, CLEARLY
CAN WE JUST DROP IT.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
If you drop the cake you'll have to mop the floor.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)
+confuscius he say

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)
What if someone leaves the cake out in the rain?

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
They wouldn't dare.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
Fucking hell.
I just checked the Italian referendum results. And really, fucking HELL.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
INORITE

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
And the best thing about all this is that a complete cunt who drinks in my local is a huge fan of Berlusconi, and was predicting a rise in popularity for his fascist gang.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
They voted for Catholic Republicans again
As a Unionist I find it difficult to hide my disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
It's best to pretend that everywhere is Derry.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
That 's Londonderry!
Fucked if we'd get this shit in Ballymena.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
Of course not.
Everyone in Ballymena is too whacked on heroin to notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)
Times sure have changed.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)
OH GOD SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
I've got about three-hundred compact discs I want to destroy before I bin.
If you were as lucky as me, how would you destroy three-hundred compact discs before putting them in the bin?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)

doing a piss on them?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)
Microwave on a polystyrene cup

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)
Hooray for cynanide gas.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
massive science urban myth
is mythical.

The dye in CDRs is cyanine. It has nothing to do with cyanide, it's a non-systemic name rooting from the green-blue colour cyan, not the chemical structure.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)

Damage to the microwave may be avoided or lessened by placing a glass of water in the microwave with the CD.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
shhhhh.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)
Bit harsh, that was

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)
HUNGOVER, JANET?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)
You're all good at the internet
Who's supporting Incubus at their london gig tonight. I can't find it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)
baldmonkey doing his cd shreding set

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
If only there was an orchestra there.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:05, archived)
I'm going to use one of those christmas tree shredders pointed at the audience.
With a laser show.
Between the shards and the lasers I plan on blinding every prick there.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
and large hampster cage to put the shredding into

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
a hamster who needs to p

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
not relevant to my interests

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)
That's because you are not good at the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)
ahh ad hominem.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)
Ad(am) Hominem.

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)
Shoot them

(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
or a tesla turbine
that looks like it could be fun to do
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
Make yourself a chainmail suit out of them
then get run over by a bus.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
STUMP OF MEDIOCRITY
HOW DOTH THY LIVE?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)
Oh come on that was the most Wakki reply.
I thought you'd like it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)
i did i did id did ididididididididid
luvu
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
i do think you should change your name to Stump Of Mediocrity though

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
Nah, PsychoChomp is one of the best usernames on here.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)
I meant your real name.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
I wish I was psychochomp

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)
You are

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)
, in a way aren't we all are

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
oh I did this once
My dad was working in an old music studio and there were thousands of new age cd's and records doing sod all, so I got a hundred and drilled through them off centre and put them on a big long nail to make pretty swirly patterns with them.

And I make a paper bin out of them too. Not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
i'd like to see michael macintyreeresome get his face kicked in by kenneth williams

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
throw them from the roof

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
there are starving third world children who could live for months on about three-hundred compact discs I want to destroy before I bin.

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
cut them all up into sawblades, build a gun that shoots them, fire at the queen

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
Take them to the park
while some people are playing ultimate frisbee and throw them at the players every time you hit one say "NOT A SPORT"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)
haha

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
donate them to like a clay pigeon shoot but where people shoot cds instead of clay pigeons.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)
give one to each Spartan to use as a shield

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)
really?
put them through a shredder. Most decent shredders will do CDs, although only generally one at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)
Tie fifteen of them to a long bamboo pole
make 20 such poles.
Tie ten poles around your waist in an elegant fan arrangement.
Make your friend do the same.
Dress your wife in drab brown clothes.
All three of you must then go to the park, where you and your friend make piercing cries, flapping your elaborate tails in a competition to seduce your wife, much like the mating season of peacocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
This isn't links, and it isn't right either.
bit.ly/lsNrY3

What makes you disgusted of Tunbridge Wells?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)

so they DO get on, it's all been a lie
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
Maybe that film The Truth About Cats And Dogs was worth watching after all.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)
I understand it's the film Oliver Stone wanted to make but the studio made him do JFK instead

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)
Modern popular music, I see no merit at all in the paper thin piss water mewling of Lady Gaga

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)
I like her music
in spite of myself. She's a dickhead though.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
It's just gay disco though, isn't it?
From the 70s.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)
This.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)
rah rah ooh la la.
it's just frank spencer with a new yoik accent though, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)
I stole the first album off the internet.
It's really good. A lot is campy disco bollocks (but GOOD campy disco bollocks) but there are some really great songs on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
daughter done a squeal at getting the 2nd CD for her birthday.
and there was me thinking dropping her on her head as a baby hadn't affected her.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)
she does appear to be officially talented and dedicated and all that shit
Just like Justin Bieber...
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
that sounds amazing, imma listen to some of her now

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)
Is Gaga the one that's supposed to be a tranny?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
you're thinking of bogus official

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)
Outrageous slurs!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)

I thought you drove them, no offence
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)
I'm trying to have a wank here.
Last thing I want to be thinking of is Bogus Official.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)
I would imagine so

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)
She's not.
Unless her "wardrobe malfunction" at Glastonbury was a very cunning bluff engineered by Industrial Light and Magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
Did that involve her slapping the audience with her cock?
I need to know that I haven't wasted precious time masturbating over a ladyboy when I could have been jerking off over a real lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)
Probably my alt account being called "Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells"
Before cr3 deleted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)
The man's a monster.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
a little monster

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)
That I have such an interest
in seeing horrific films. I watched A Serbian Film yesterday just to upset myself. It worked :s
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)
crikey, you're a brave one
although I'm a bit of a fan of 'horror' in context, having read the plot via wikipedia a few weeks ago, I'm destined to stay clear of that I think
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
It's weird.
I think it would've affected me more had I not read the wiki synopsis. Since I knew what was coming, it was still horrible but because I already knew it didn't make the impact it was supposed to. Not like Martyrs. I knew nothing of that film and subjected FF, Druid and KotP to it. We sat in silence for about 10 minutes after and it plagued my brain for months after.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:52, archived)
*adds to list of things to read up on before watching*

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
i must watch martyrs again.
sober, this time. is serbian doings just on a torrent?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)
I streamed it yesterday
although I only got the first 72 minutes and had to find the last 40 or so somewhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)
torrents are sooooo not good
try usenet instead.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)
"A US remake from the producers of Twilight is in the works."

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
Watch it a couple more times.
Like I said to m0ngy- watch it alongside Made in Serbia to give it some context.

When you get past the obvious explicit horror of the film, it does make some valid points and I think it's beautifully filmed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
I agree.
It's beautifully filmed and very well acted. Milos is incredible, even though I was getting distracted by a) his cock and b) the fact that he looks like Sam Rockwell.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)
The thing is
That Serbia- and before that Yugoslavia- has been a major producer of hardcore pornography for at least 30 or 40 years. It's within that framework that the makers of "A Serbian Film" decided to set the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)
isn't that just meant to be ugly, crude and offensive
rather than challenging, gritty and words like that?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
It depends on how you go into watching it.
I read an awful lot about it before it came out. I do see the point the director was trying to make, about victims...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
Really?
I saw it as being about power and the abuse of power.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:05, archived)
I probably need to watch it again!
I saw it as Milos etc. being victims of, I guess, Vukmir/Vukmir's client's power.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
The perspective I saw it from was more about power than victims.
Oddly enough I watched it again last night- along with Dead Snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)
I can't convince anyone else to watch it
so I can't have discussions with people in real life about it. No one wants to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)
Cowards.
I personally think it is a fairly good film with some obvious metaphors plastered on top. Great cinematography and didn't deserve the fuss it got on release- The Human Centipede is a much more disturbing film.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
I won't pretend I'm not ignorant on the intentions, just what I think Mark Kermode told me.
And as I'm a gullible Guardian reader (when I can be bothered) I happily assume everything he says is true.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
Bit of both.
There are about 4 scenes in it that could possibly be considered shocking but they are quite explicitly shocking. It does try- and in my opinion succeeds- to make a point about modern Serbia. The metaphors are laid on with a trowel but it's still worth watching.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
that video of the man cliff diving and smashing his face into four pieces
probably the most horrific thing I've seen online
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:52, archived)
Enough of that bullshit.
I make the best biscotti known to man so there. And there are b3tans here and abroad that will vouch for that.

Hello internet. I'm smashing today after my day off yesterday. Why are you smashing today?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)

replying to a film thread three hours late
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
Right on brother

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
I'm like lightning

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
you're like a coiled sponge.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
can we work on making me sound less like a contraceptive device?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
oh, alright then.
you're like a rubber diaphragm covered in spermicidal jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
I don't think I like the direction this sub-thread is going in, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
My sore throat has eased off a bit, making today seem much brighter already.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
HOORAY FOR MAFFERS

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
I've also just cooked some sausages.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
can you be more specific?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)
2 chilli sausages from Tesco.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
Sausages with two chillis in them?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
the toilet bowl with projectile vomit
thanks mental pills
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
Jesus.
Which ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
citalopram 40mg
doubled from 20, I was going off the rails on a dose that normally works for me. Doctor upped them.

Watching Police Interceptors wrapped in a towel looking like an eskimo.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)
when I can't take it any more I take some cetrizine, and maybe snort some fluticasone

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
then you'll breathe easy and don't have itchy eyes?

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)
:(
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)
blergh

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)

never mind, at least you know that although everything may seem to be utterly shit, awful, pointless and empty, it's an illusion dissolved by pills, because really, as everybody knows, everything is just fucking GREAT
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
the ones shaped like
this
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)
Cool, what other cakes can you make?
I'm smashing because I'm not completely monged out of my head like I was yesterday. Yay for sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
Lemon drizzle, key lime pie,
victoria sponge, coffee and walnut, loads.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)
SEND KEY LIME PIE.
it's necessary for my recovery, and you don't want THAT on your conscience.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
I can't sent it.
It'd go all mouldy in the post :(
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
COME TO DAMN SUFFOLK THEN.
it's your turn. i drove past coventry in april.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
I'm not, I feel like norman wisdom
There's something wrong with my new trousers, when I sit down, they go several inches up my shin, and I'm wearing ankle socks so my manly calves are feeling the breeze
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
MR GRIMSDALE!

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)
do you have little sock suspenders?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)
oreos or party rings
you have to have one
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
Oreos.
I think my stance on Party Rings is well documented.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)
please stop making your stance on all the biscuits, they are all broken :(

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)
Because I have a hammer, and that look in my eye.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
Alright Peter?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)
They're all whores.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)
FAJITAS!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)
I've got Tequila by The Champs in my head now.
Thanks fuckface.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)
I don't even know what that means
Cunt eyes
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
Google it, you shit

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)
Can't be arsed
I've got a ginger dwarf coming for tea. It isn't you. HA!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
:(
We'll deffo come to yours for tea one day. Make us something brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
You keep saying that
And here I sit, my imploring eyes, damp through broken dreams, flickering like dying candles behind the net curtains of disappointment. Waiting, wishing that the next taxi that turns off Brook Street would have you in it. But you're NEVER THERE!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
Dry your eyes mate

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
It's too late

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
I now have "Tequila" by Terrorvision as an earworm.
Thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)
does it make you happy?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)
I just am
I have been going about my technician duties listening to some classic metal \m/
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
WINNING

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
if it's not Saxon, it's not metal.
(disclaimer - i hate Saxon)
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
i bet they're just alright
and even most the people who say they are the best are just saying it out of politeness, and the rest say it because they don't know any better.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)
I'm just saying it because
they're pretty good. Better than shop bought ones. I made hazelnut and cadbury chocolate button ones on Friday. They were pretty great.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
it would be fairly pointless making them if they weren't better than shop bought ones i guess,
unless your shop is some kind of fancy patisserie in belgium or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
Belgians only make waffles SSG
everyone knows this.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
as a belgian i wasn't aware of this

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
I'm wearing shorts.
SHORTS!
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)
also I've got a tea AND a coffee on the go

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
HOW MAN PET

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
ARE WE GANNIN OOT

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
WHY AYE
AHM GONNA TASH ON W'I GAZ
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
Do they look like normal trousers on you?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
oh man, how short do trousers have to be to be short on you?
i'm calling it. age 18m - 2yrs.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
INTERNET BULLYING

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)
YOU FUCKING LOVE IT.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)
Sorry Balders, that's a bit too mental for this time of the morning, let's have a more mellow morning thread
Is it wrong to have a biscuit with your morning tea? Is that sort of behaviour just for fatties?

To those of you that drink coffee, do any of you actually like those hard little biscuits that you often get in coffee shops? If not, what sort of biscuits go with coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:25, archived)
FoOooOO0opo0ooooooOOO)0o0O00o)0O0o)0O)o0o0d

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:30, archived)
there's p in your food.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:38, archived)
i like p fritters

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
I've never had pea fritters,
is it garden peas in batter like a green toad in the hole, or more like a log of mushy peas?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
I tried it once out in the West Country
Never again. Friend from Wiltshire said that if I was heading out that way to make sure I tried pea fritters.

Fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
i've never tried it and i live in the West Country.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)
I had it in Dorset.
Disgusting!

Pea fritters I mean, not Dorset- Dorset's lovely.

I have a silly tendency to try chip-shop local specialities depending on where I am. That has included deep-fried battered haggis, black pudding, white pudding and saveloys. Never have I eaten anything as disgusting as a pea fritter- never again.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
do they do it in a cornish pasty?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
garden peas in batter sounds quite nice. so adding peas to my next toad.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)
it would be easier to use peas than sausages to spell out FUCK in the batter

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
I'm scared.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:37, archived)
Also, I hate biscuits.
Gross little bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)
All biscuits?
Even jaffa cakes?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
I'm in the US. whatever they are we probably don't call them jaffa cakes here.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

How typically American. All you're eating are bagels, pancakes with syrup, peanut butter: you eat unhealthy stuff all the time; truth be told, every type of food you didn't steal from other countries -- and in the case or pizza, even that -- is unhealthy. You don't even have sausages for breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
beans
it was always the idea of eating beans at breakfast that most irked my american friends.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
I'm not keen on it myself, it's generally not done over here
You can't fry beans
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
what about refried beans? they are fried, then fried AGAIN

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
The mexicans eat diseased corn
they have no fucking idea what food should be

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)
At least I own a car and can afford the gas to put in it.
I'm not talking some diesel pile of shit you've been overcharged for. I own a real car.

Your country has busses though. Its just like a car, but you share it with other smelly people that can't afford shit.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)
there's a certain small bitey biscuit which i think you mean
which i like because basically it tastes like its hardened sugar and butter and not a lot else.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)
but i don't drink coffee so i shouldn't have answered :(

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:41, archived)
You've just ruined the internet.
I hope you're happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)
I doubt that civilized society frowns upon the occasional morning biscuit or two

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)
I'm sending the police, you biscuit time wronger.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)
it's always biscuit time
Unless you have no soul
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
Being on /talk is like the 'bullet time' effect in movies, but it never speeds back up.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
Almond biscotti? Yes, they're lovely.
In the absence of biscotti try Hobnobs- truly the king of biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
I think they mean caramelised biscuits.
Biscotti is a misnomer, it's more of a cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
it's so not a cake.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
starts hard, goes soft. Biscuit.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
starts soft, goes hard. Cake.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
starts soft, goes shrivelled, frisbee_adam.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)
I admire you for your perspicacity.
It's a rare talent but you seem to have it in abundance.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
it's good that she's sweaty?

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
That's a terrible interpretation of biscuits and cake there, Binks.
It's a cake that is cooked twice: first when it's baked and rises, secondly when it's sliced, dried and hardened.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
That's the legal definition, Frizbee boy.
I'd expect a QC to know this. Or perhaps you aren't a real QC after all.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cakes#Cake_or_biscuit.3F
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
:O SLANDER!
I can understand where she's coming from with the whole hard = biscuit thing and the twice(bis)-cooked(cuit) doesn't help, but it is more appropriately recognised as a kind of cake, albeit with biscuitty qualities.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
The Middle French word bescuit is derived from the Latin words bis (twice) and coquere (to cook), and, hence, means "twice-cooked."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuit#Etymology
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
Thanks, Wikipedia.
It also recognises Biscotti as a twice-baked cake.
So what are we going for, the tax definition, the cooking definition or the wikipedia definition?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
And the biscotti we eat in coffeeshops are cantucci, a variation of biscotti.

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
We've determined that a biscuit is the same thing as a twice-cooked cake.
Americans think a biscuit is a salty scone, the description is there for this reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
I understand, but did Binky determine this?
Her interpretation of biscuits and cake on the merit of going hard/soft was what I was originally challenging.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
SIMPLE TERMS FOR SIMPLE BOY.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
Oh Binky
not the ad hominem argument? :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
*pats head*
not really, no. but never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
one child at school, the other in bed
TIME FOR TWO POACHED EGGS
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
HEY! THIS HAS NO HITS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc&feature=player_embedded
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
you gutty cunt
My laptop arrived yesterday, I'm installing the amp software now and they're all at Paulton's Park today! SCORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
I'll be doing some ironing in a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)
capital

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
i'll just eat these crisps first

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)
given up on this cunting thing already

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
das

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)
boot

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
y call

(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
WELSH!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
rarebit
I'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
You don' 'ave biscuit wiz your coffee, vile engleesh piig-dog!
*smokes cigarette with his espresso*
/french
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)
FUCK BISCUITS

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
WHAPPLE

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
WHAPPLE!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)
I think someone should find a mug with an internal diameter sufficient to take a stack of hobnobs to the brim
then fill it with tea and eat it like some kind of ultraporridge
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)

hobnobs Oreos
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
what the fuck is wrong with you?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
Oreos > Hobnobs
Simples
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7216393
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
wtfuckingf?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
covered in chocolate
then you bite both ends and sip it through your coffee.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMHHHHNNNNNNNGGGHHH!
*clutches heart and keels over*
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
how can you bite both ends off an oreo, they are circular
oh god what is going on
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)
you're thinking of a tim-tams you ming-mong
The slightly thicker and choclatier cousins of penguins
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
I know what I ate
you weren't even THERE, MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
FUCK
OFF

Oreos are the bastard offspring of a dried out bourbon and icing sugar made from piss
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)
MORNING!
NOTHING TO SAY!
WHAT TIME WOULD YOU GET BITTEN BY A FLY?




Remains Of The Krays



harry potter and the philosopher's capone
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:06, archived)
oh jeez bm i tried reading that as though it was going to make sense.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:12, archived)
alright baldmonkey, i'll be off to work in a bit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:17, archived)
HoMalone

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)
Gone with The Witness Protection Scheme

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
Racket to the Moon

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)
Day of the Triads

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)
Pay/Off

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)
Ronnie, Reg and Babs Too!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)
can I stop yet?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
APPARENTLY NOT

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
ALL OF THESE WERE GOOD, I AWARD MYSELF FIFTEEN POINTS AND THREE BONUS POINTS

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)
what time is it mr. wolf?
I got 11:17pm What time is it where you are?
(rizzivision, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:18, archived)
3:21pm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spf1bvMQAsU

almost time for a smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:22, archived)
11.28am
45 minutes to lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:29, archived)
10:30
And almost finished for the day. (Technically 2-1/2 hours of meeting and then pub)
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:33, archived)
which is it
10:30pm or am?
(rizzivision, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 4:35, archived)
12:27:00 AM

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 6:27, archived)
wait....
Now its 12:53:50 AM

Damnit! Keeps changing.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 6:53, archived)
14:51

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:51, archived)
14:52

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:52, archived)
14:53

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:53, archived)
14:54

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:54, archived)
14:55
the time is a 5 minutes to 3.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 7:55, archived)
What's it like down there?
Smoggy and oppressive in da BJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:00, archived)
My bollock has been bitten by a fly.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
You only have one?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
I only have one that has been bitten by a fly.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)
Picky fuckers, those flies

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
I knew a fly who lazily
would tell his friends
about his life
He never took his friends with him
when his life was so interesting
I knew the fly who lazily
Stood up, laid down and flew away.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)
OK

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
So are we going to this gig together?
Or was it someone else I can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
Probably
Having a kip now though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
good luck!
xx
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)
This is why I prefer buttons.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
queer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)
jelly

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)
peanut

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)
I'm not sucking the poison out

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
its gonna swell

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)
How does it smell?

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)
Yeasty

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)
Well you're almost certainly pregnant then
In nine months you'll give birth to a mini Jeff Goldblum.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)
Perhaps you'll die.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)
Oh no, not again :(

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)
i dont need this shit now :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)
Seems I'm gonna have to get the Boat of Sadness out again.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
i reckon i'll pull through

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)
tom or danny?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)
if you think that's weird wait until you find out about oral sex

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)
orals can have sex?

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)
Watching embarrasing fat bodies
And a doctor doing a breast reduction drew a cock on the ladies boobies in green pen.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
no he didn't
you big fibber
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
She fucking did, it was a female doctor wot did it.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)
Ok
well if it was a woman doc that was OK, as that's not offensive and / or ludicrous.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
well why didn't you say!
female doctors are slags, right to the very last man.


oh
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)
She really did though

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
man if neptune was around he'd kick your arse for doing his telly bit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
is neptune the new planearm?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
ooops, i think neptune might polish a wall with my face for this error

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)
is neptune the new violent paedophile?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)
shut it you lava lamp loving, used part strewn carpet loving fool

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)
well that's me told by an insolent part-time sparky

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
I'm not getting this at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
it's grrr's fault, he started it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
I'm really quite offended.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
Make sure you get good video of the make-up fuck.
You missed the money shot last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)
Woah there,
who's getting some sex now? I'm hoping it's me.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
You're the peanut butter in the sandwich.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
I fucking hate peanut butter.
Fo0ooo0o00o000o0o0ooo000o000o0oo0o0o0o0oo000oo0o0o0ooo0o0o0o0o000o0o0o0o0od.

Good night folks. It's well past bedtime for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)
not grrr, planearm and neptune again, when you getting fresh meat?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)
I've trawled /qotw and /links but I don't think even you would put it in any of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
Neptune is a shitty watery god
Verily i shall smite his arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
see the thing is here, i fucked up, i ment another forum member, but let us keep it down, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)
hahahaha a cock
fucking hell, comedy gold
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
I'm watching The Mummy on hd-dvd

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
I'm watching your mummy on grainy VHS.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)
are they like radio rentals?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
Really
You like punishment that much?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)
If I decide I'm too poorly to go to work tomorrow
I may watch The Mummy Returns straight after.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)
as long as you don't watch the Scorpion King after that

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)
Oh god yes...

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)
If you want to watch unmitigated dross
I'll send you that copy of Acquanoids I sourced for you
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)
Oh yes!!!
Do!! Do you need my house address or can you do it over the magical power of internet thingy? When are you in Bristol again? Come after your exams and we can celebrate!
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)
gaz me your address :)
and I'll send it as soon as I can. Back in Bristol in a couple of weeks, and we should definitely have a drink. Or ten. I might even sort out my breathing beforehand haha
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)
Done!
I don't care how you breathe...as long as it's not into a mask like Frank Booth.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
I haven't got a copy of that

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
I like Rachel Weisz in that.
She is pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)
Yes she is.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)
I'm watching Dead Snow.
One of the funniest films I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)
I've got that on blu-ray, it's pretty good.
Have you seen Reykjavik Whale Hunting Massacre? That's pretty good too.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
imagine having a tattoo of a tattoo on your tattoo
especially if you were tattoo, the midget
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)
The best bit was that lass with her shitter in her fanny who pissed when she coughed

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
the aristocrats

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)
And THAT.
Was her first mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)
I just watched that Terry Pratchett documentary about assisted suicide.
Definitely the most harrowing thing I've seen today.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
I hate Terry Pratchett
i'd help him stick a shotgun up his sphincter

imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)
awww, someone found The Colour Of Magic too difficult

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)
he is a lisping stuttering senile cuntcanal
and his books are for retards
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)
Don't run yourself down so much.
Apply for a few creative writing courses and listen to what they have to say this time, they're only there to help you.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
you're confusing good with suck

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)
And you're confusing your abilities with someone else's.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
I'm told that there's coded advice on when the next 10 year's worth of terror attacks are going to happen in the text of 'Making Money'.
Shame for Dekion that he'll never read them.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)
LOOK AT ME, I'M A FUCKING WIZARD
www.scifinow.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/terry-pratchett-col-c-robin-matthews.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)
I just watched that documentary on Ploughing and Tillage
Definitely the most harrowing thing I've seen today.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)
i just watched 'canals and boating down them'
the most narrowing thing i've seen today
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)
I just watched that documentary on Squashes and Gourds
Definitely the most marrowing thing I've seen today.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)
i saw the migration of a small bird from africa across spain to the uk
the most sparrowing thing i've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)
I just watched a horror film from behind the sofa
harrowing
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
I just watched that documentary about
protesting against poverty and unemployment in the 30's.
The most Jarrowing thing I've seen today
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
I just watched Robin Hood
Definitely the most arrowing thing I've seen today.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:20, archived)
i just played a game, it was the most mario'ing stuff i've ever done
*shoehorns
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
I just watched a documentary about
the history of BMX.
The most Harowing thing I have ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
I just watched a documentary about a small coastal town in Cumbria near Morecambe Bay.
The most Barrowing thing I've seen today.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
shit, i can't belive i missed out on wheel barrows

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
Old Celtic burial grounds too, don't forget them.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
old chewits ad too

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
You should have watched
that documentary about school sports day and those races that put pressure on kids today...just awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
SSG would have loved that.
I remember how the gourd used to amuse him so.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
4 eva in r harts, sweet prince :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
I just watched a documentary about pig husbandry
Definitely the most farrowing thing I've seen today
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)
this is open to a wide range of forum discussion, even this inteview on newsnight is harrowing, show me your bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)
One of my mates is doing a radio
interview about it tomorrow. He has MND and will no doubt pop his clogs soon. I will be interested to see what he has to say. I didn't watch...I don't like real stuff about death.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)
I'm not so fond it when celebrities get involved
discussion about assisted suicide/euthanasia is needed, but a celebrity fronting that discussion means that the negatives to it aren't discussed in as much detail
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)
He did it for a reason
it's not like it was Davina McCall doing it www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/jun/12/terry-pratchett-dignitas-suicide-euthanasia
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
I'm not sure the fact that Pratchett is Pratchett
makes his views on euthanasia more worthy than any other possible victim of a degenerative disorder
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
He's got more chance of getting a documentary made
because of who he is than if it were just you or me.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)
whoa, i banked on having a terminal illness my route to stardom, don't tell me 'britains are dying' never gonna happen

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
He does have some weight though
being as he is poorly and will only get more so. Random jump on board slebs..I agree..but I think he was a good choice in this case. As I say though, I didn't watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)
It's a really difficult issue
I'm not for it, but not because of morality more because of the difficulty in implementing a system that didn't lead to wide spread abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)
I think it's an excellent idea.
I also think that the desire for life to continue is so powerful that actually the abuse will come from those loved ones wanting NOT to do it, rather than do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
I'm not so sure
the stories recently of the way care home staff can treat the vulnerable, the abuse stories, killing elderly people for their last fifty pounds, I'm coming round to the idea that there would be chavs intimidating or guilting their grandmother into dying so they can get her last bits and pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)
That happens anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)
Oh god yes...
always has, always will. Those who really WANT to die should be able to. If it ever happens it will be very difficult to achieve I think. The red tape will be massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)
And you'd have to pay a colossal sum in death tax.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
and so it should

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
Besides, any true follower of the Party would be bang alongside the idea of the vulnerable being ruthlessly exploited for the gain of others.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)
I'm being forced to watch Avatar
Send help
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)
I don't have help big enough to send!
that's proper emergency services shit...
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)
People get divorced for less
Honestly, I better get coffee in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)
Possibly the worst cinema experience I have ever had
after going to see Vampire in Brooklyn.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
Pirates Of The Carribean topped it for me
Falling asleep in cinema chairs was very uncomfortable.

Lord of the Rings was great. I got deeply drunk in the bar while my friends watched it
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
You're doomed
watch out for Kevin Costner
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)
Hello lovely you, how's the countdown to freedom looking?

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)
Better than ever!
Can't wait for it to be over. Other than Avatar, how's your night going?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
Pretty good!
Watched Catfish which was Quite Good (a documentary about a facebook relationship turned weird). Then scored loads of massively cheap fruit and yoghurt from Morrisons. Chris is now in bed and mumbling something in his sleep.

Actually this is quite dull but bar the Avatar, I'm satisfied. Hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
Alright thanks
revised for the wrong exam, only found out the night before but managed to pull it off I think. Sounds like a good evening you've had. Are you going to be dealing the fruit at the corner then?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)
I'd make an amazing mark-up

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
Give me a strawberry wrap :)

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
Since it's you, I'll chuck in a couple of blueberries too :)

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)
Watch Pocahontas instead
Same story, better songs
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)
I might, you know

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
I don't want to keep labouring the issue, but how's your mum's vulnerability quotient recently?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
Quite high, she's off on holiday Friday
Sorry. 3 weeks she'll be back at work and miserable as shit again
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
Well, if she ever wants any crap sex and deep alcoholic regret, you've got my number

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
You got it

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:26, archived)
SCORE!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)
or Pocahontas II

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
Hang about
Isn't the soundtrack comprised entirely of Phil Collins?

Fuck you, Bogus.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
It's still better than Avatar

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
This is true

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)
Great, well deleted.
When was the last time you sold personal possessions to raise cash?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
This very week.
Just to get rid.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
i sold my feet for shoes
spotify:track:7nnGanRwHyCbHIeS8kkdhL (Pitbull by Jega)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
not sure i ever have since i was a kid, i'd rather give stuff away

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
Even when you were homeless?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
home is where the heart is, i dunno tho, beyond my remit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
You're like Jesus

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
is that what he did? more jews should take note

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
Deletion?
I've never sold my stuff. What do you take me for?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
I always thought you were a Tesco Express.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
Please put your item in my bagging area

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
and now

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
Sold a scanner on ebay the other week to gain some space in the cupboard
rather than specifically to raise cash
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
You could have put it on freecycle.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
Guy at work was selling a load of stuff out of the loft (at work) on ebay
so I put it in with that stuff
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
I have tons of stuff to put on ebay
but I can't be arsed. Will he do it for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
I doubt it
Out of all the stuff he put on the only thing that sold was my scanner
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)
*puts stuff back in cupboard*
I can't part with it anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
i'd like a scanner, it would alert me of armed paperboys at my front gate

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
your car has a gate?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)
i might get a new car, imagine that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)
new new or just new for you?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
dunno, either or

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
just get a new pine tree air freshener
it'll feel like a new car then
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)
I sold my CD collection to buy my flat

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
I say mine, it was all the stuff I'd been sent when I ran the uni radio station
but they didn't miss it, and I needed the money
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
I made a fortune on the side back when I used to review computer games.
Happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)
pretty handy, innit
I've still got some promo-only stuff that I don't want to sell just yet
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)
But think how many flats you could have if you did.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)
You had enough CD's to buy a flat with?
Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)
It paid the deposit and the legal fees
I still have a stonking great mortgage.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)
It's amazing how good shit music
can be then! I would love my own house.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)
you could have bought a house with a pair of levi's tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)
it costs a house to get a pair of levi's over here

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
I've got a shit load of high end high street jackets and coats
that never got picked up from lost property I intend to sell on ebay.

Plus a genuine Hermes orange purse and a firemans' wool jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
Hermes purse you say?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)
*elbows out the way*
I LIKE ORANGE MORE
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)
I gonna nee top dollar

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
Before flying out to australia.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
what happened?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
a whole mess of COCK happened

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)

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