Anyone got a spare room/flat in London?
I need a place for 2 months. Anywhere, rent up to £450 pcm.

The fucking exploding buses have buggered up my flat hunting plans, and i'm due to leave at 8pm (terrorists permitting).

Anyone?

Edit: Woo. More flashing lights and bid crowds of people.
( DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)

for that price, I`ll buy somewhere and you can rent it off me


*buys a Portakabin*
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)

450 per month?
you will be lucky. Unless you don't mind a room with no kitchen/bathroom/walls
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)

might get you
a newly refurbed single-decker bus
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)

You utter
utter bastard.



pfffffft!
(Kendal, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:31, archived)

nah 450 is about errr.. normalish for a room
I think I was paying about 500 last year for a big room in a lovely house in Streatham

I think most places go for about 1200-1500 quid a month, so sharing with 3 or 4 should be

what am I saying.. London`s a fucking rip off
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:30, archived)

i pay £290 a month, which seems a lot, but now i'm smug
/lives oop north
( Fergburger, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)

I pay
280 per mounth morgage for a four bedroom house
?lives loves and lounges up north
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/624044
( Fergburger, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)

It's good to be British.
We don't get all worked up over this kind of stuff. Stiff upper lip and all that.

If it is Al-Qaeda, then Osama should be very, very worried. Because our chaps in the SAS will be sent round there to give him a damn good thrashing.
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)

First sentence
good point.

Second sentence, utter bollocks.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:20, archived)

Only time...
...will tell.

May I remind you of the Iranian Embassy siege...?
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

Right
So up till now, the government has said "SAS, you stay here, leave it, it's not your fight"

And now they are going to be unleashed ?

Anyone got any smelling salts ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

I have something salty
you can sniff.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)

Is it
a herring ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)

No, but with your eyes closed
It could feel like one.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)

lessons learned: the elite SAS did fuck all in Northern Ireland
yeah unleash them.. should be a good laugh
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)

That's just as much bollocks as the first post.
In Northern Ireland, they werent officially at war, so you're sort of a little bit limited in what you can get up to.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)

Why, the parallels
are uncanny.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

may i remind you of british operations
currently going on around the middle east attempting to get him. Don't place too much hope on them.

They are great at killing people but don't offer any intelligence in respect to finding him.
( MrA, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)

You do know that Britain has been a fairly active partner in "the war on terror," don't you?
We've had troops in Afghanistan (and couldn't find him), and troops in Iraq, (where he wasn't hiding but what they, you never know!).

Unless he's going to turn up on Tony Blair's doorstep, brandishing an AK-47 and proclaiming "you are all my children, now!" I can't see us picking him up in a hurry.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)

Arf!
Osama Bin Laden is Papa Lazarous!
(Kendal, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:30, archived)

I'll pretend to understand that,
as I was actually referencing Nightmare On Elm Street II.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)

That'll
be coz al-Qaeda is just a fallacy. Made up by the Americans to give them an excuse the kick some ass. They've lied about it so long that now they believe it, in fact they have created it by giving fundmentalists an ideology and now a name. The group that did this in London calling themselves "Secret Organisation Group of al-Qaeda [literally the base] of Jihad Organisation in Europe" have not been heard of before. The whole al-Qaeda thing is just to breed a climate of fear to keep us in control.
How different is this to the IRA attacks in the 70's 80's and 90's? Fuck all, except now it's all tjhis huge mythical terrorist organisation, that are pure evil. They need something to proptect us from so will vote for them and keep them in power. It's quite childish really.
( D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

are you a fan
of Robot Wars?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)

You have a gift
for summing people up.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)

I
had no idea osama had been to private school.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

this
I think the SAS might have been trying already.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)

seconded.
Screw the SAS. Send in Trinny & Susannah.
( DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)

sent round there to give him a damn good thrashing writing their memoirs
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

Hahahaha!

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)

hah

( connor, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

are you 12?
Because that's the kind of thing I would say if I was 12.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

When I was 12
I had a ZX Spectrum that didnt go on the Intercock.

So I had to be content with saying things like this to Manic Miner
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)

No doubt
the S.A.S. are as hard as diamond-tipped nails, the problem being that nobody knows where Osama Bin Laden is. Plus can anybody say for sure that Al Quaeda/Bin Laden were responsible? No point jumping to conclusions, that's how America starts a war...
(Kendal, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)

we could even use..
those 10,500 english bobbies in reserve in Scotland?
(terry b, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)

Heres a thought
How about we ban other countries. I mean just generally.

Shirley Britain would be an eden without these other bastards mixing it up...

*prepares to hug world with nuclear arms*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)

Imagine there's no..
Oh, not quite what you meant?
( Dekazer, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:18, archived)

imagine all the people
*Sings*
Living in harmonyyyyyy, oh oh o-o-o
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

harmonyyyyyy
a post nuclear apocolyptic world
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)

we should all hold hands and move blighty to another dimension,
with goats for everyone
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:18, archived)

Denmark's not too bad
and you should keep Holland and Ireland, if only to have some capital cities to send violent inbred retards on stag dos.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)

Communist!
The Red Threat walks among us, and his name is Mykeyboy...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)

But who would we have to feel superior to?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

The Scots and Welsh

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

and the northeners

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

Chavs

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

But we'd
keep our own chavs!
( Dekazer, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)

And people who use the word MUF

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)

thank fuck
that the olympic vote was yesterday and not tomorrow.
(Brad Dice, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)

Eh?

(WiggZ, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)

if the vote was tomorrow
the bombs would have been triggered the day after that.

It's to do with timing I reckon. Nothing to do with numbers of the devil.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)

or possibly...
the meeting of the 8 most powerful men in the world in scotland today.

I dont think that al qaeda (sp?) is that bothered about a few athletes running around in 7 years time
(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)

it's to do with publicity
nothing to do with running
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)

Do you think that's why Madris missed out?
"Ooh, we can't have it there - their trains keep on blowing up!"
What about New York?
"Oh, no, the sky's falling in over New York..."
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:18, archived)

Why is everyone so excited about the Olympics?
Is anyone here actually going to go to any events?
( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:18, archived)

I am competing
international drinking championship
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)

lots of people in tight clothes,
more than likely in the rain
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:20, archived)

I can't
even imagine being as old as 33. I don't like to make plans...
( Dekazer, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

I will be competing
in the 800m Sprinting Wank While Crying, the Men's Freestyle Thai Massage and the Cruiserweight Flexibility and Ping-Pong Ball Challenge.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

not by tube i'm not
that's for sure
(Brad Dice, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)

i'm going for sure
you havent seen drama until youve seen the heats of the womens skeet. Now thats sport
(fred dibnah saved my life, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)

women's beach volley ball gets my vote

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)

No

(WiggZ, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)

Horseguards Parade
for the beach volleyball! WTF!
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

I plan on attending the women's beach volley ball
:)
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

there will be dog-shit in the sand
FACT
( - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)

I'm pretty sure the Olympics will take second place
in light of today's events.

Either way, I'm not totally happy about the Olympics coming here anyway.

I admit that I'm quite a cynical fucker, but I think the billions of pounds the event will cost would be better spent on schools, hospitals and better public services. The government are using the Olympics as a catalyst to build athletics stadia and 'Olympic Villages' which are unlikely to be usedto their full potential afterwards.

Also, how will these stadia benefit and develop young sportsmen and women? Surely more support at grassroots level when developing their talents are better than another stadium which they'll only use if they manage to make it to the top flight?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)

Our Swindon office
has been evacuated for some reason.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)

have they all gone to
slough?
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)

Milton Keynes not good enough for you eh?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)

hahaha

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:20, archived)

a big smelly fart?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)

this

( MrA, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)

As have my bowels
but there was a very good reason for that.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)

I think
Swindon should cease this attention seeking behaviour - it's won't make anyone want to go there!
( Dekazer, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)

does
anything make people want to go to swindon ?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)

A flesh eating virus everywhere else,
but only if McDs is closed
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)

Maybe if
you're were on a promise.
( Dekazer, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)

what
as in promise to leave swindon as quick as possible.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

melinda messenger is the best thing to come from swindon

other than the m4 motorway. And she didn't stay there long.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)

melinda messenger can have the best thing to come from me.
anyday.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)

I don 't think the M4 comes from Swindon
it kinda goes past.

/pedant
( in vino veritas, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)

They've had a horrible moment of clarity and realised that they're working in Swindon?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)

it's just lunchtime.
they'll be back at 2:30
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)

probably for the best
no one really wants to be in swindon.

;)
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)

Swindon
is shit?
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)

I think,.
They all saw how nice the weather is in Scotland from the pics of Bush on the tv and buggered off for the day.
( Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)

From Sky News:
THE REACTION IN BRITAIN

The Queen has sent her sympathy to all those affected by the London terror attacks.

"The dreadful events in London this morning have deeply shocked us all," she said.

"I know I speak for the whole nation in expressing my sympathy for all those affected, the relatives of the killed and injured."

"I have nothing but admiration for the emergency services as they go about their work."

Conservative Leader Michael Howard said, "It's a dreadful, dreadful day. Muahahah hah ahaha hhaaaa.", before disappearing in a cloud of smoke earlier today.
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)

Weird
thing is that I was almost in Liverpool street for 9am today but was unable to go as I could not get the night off work.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)

Howard at election time:
"One vote - AH! HAH! HAH!
Two votes - AH! HAH! HAH!
Three votes - AH! HAH! HAH!

....

Er...

Bollocks."
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)

count von count?
hey bert!
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)

Spell 'millennium' correctly and I'll reply.
/pet hate
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:18, archived)

does that mean I've spelt it correctly, since you've replied?
hmm.
User name comes from message scrawled across my sleeping body by a friend. Spelling error author's own.
But as no-one else is ever going to know this... maybe I should change! :D
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)

I was being intentionally paradoxical.
Maybe.

I promise your little secret is safe with me.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:31, archived)

Has anyone noticed
the complete lack of hysterical interviewees on telly? Makes me so proud to be british =D
(Kendal, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)

yes
me too
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

i've been proud recently,
olympics
leaders talking about africa
that kind of stuff.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

yes
me too.
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)

I stand proud
every morning
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)

me too
enough to write a blog item yesterday entitled "booming britain".
( MrA, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)

"booming Britain"?
You knew about it! TERRORIST!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)

freaky shit

( MrA, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)

I'm proud of the pictoor ah droo,
wit ma famileh holding bahwoons
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)

despite the people-hating dailymailites constantly inventing imaginary enemies within
we are generally pretty cool as a nation
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)

We're not bad, I'd have to agree.
Although speaking of 'enemies within' I have a positively tabloidian attitude regarding that cunt with the hook. He is a nasty fucking piece of work and no mistake.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)

don't fret yourself
the crocodile will catch him eventually
( just mike, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

there were a few on the radio
but you have a point
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

I don't think I've seen any interviews with people on the beeb,
their presenters seem to inflate to take up the entire screen
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:02, archived)

I'm proud.
Or, at least, my cock is.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:02, archived)

Yes and I hope there won't be later. I hope equally as much that there isn't hysterical patriotism
and flag flying like in America in 2001.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)

TURNCOAT!
If you don't own a Union jack and a bulldog, you're clearly one of them
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when they started missing
the point in an attempt to appear patriotic. Listening to Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revivial because it mentions the stars and stripes but not noticing it is an anti-establishment song about Vietnam was the height of stupidity.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)

Like Reagan using Springsteen's 'Born In The USA'in his re-election campaign,
unaware of its unpatriotic lyrics.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)

Only moaning about how it will make their journey home longer:)
I support this attitude:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)

This.
I'm off to New Street in what little lunchtime I have left to see if the trains will be ok for tonight.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)

They....
...had to find an American tourist to interview just to make it sound like something was actually happening.
( Evil Bastardo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)

My personal fave
are the police interviews; "We can't confirm or deny anything at all, but something may or may not have happened. Possibly."
(Kendal, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)

nothing
quite like covering all the bases is there.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)

Move along there's nothing to see here.
'What's under that white sheet behind you?'
( Evil Bastardo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)

That
or it could be that by not showing such things it doesnt effect people the same way as seeing the mentally exhausted poor sods caught up in it who are crying.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)

News just in from Government sources
Excessive use of the words "Shit" "Fuck" and "Cunt" today has lead to an outright ban on their use on the internet over the next twelve hours.

Officials at the department of sweariness fear that if the use of these words continues at the current rate, there will be no Fucks or Cunts left in the country by 8pm tonight. Shits could well run out by 2pm.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt
shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt shit fuck cunt
(smoglane!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

Now that's just irresponsible
You mong-fondling buggery git.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)

I shall
be needing a nice big shit before Fat Club this evening - try not to waste them!
( Dekazer, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)

that was not a very lady-like post.
do girls poo? really?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)

And you thought girls' bumholes
were just for bumming when they're too drunk to protest...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

That's more fucking and cunt than I've had in the past 3 years...
/bitter
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)

i heard that we're already right out of "bugger"s
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)

*Rushes to the supermarket to panic buy*

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)

i'd not be so upset not to have the shits
but fucking cunts is kinda fun.

Team America?
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)

What the watermelon do those cranberries know
about internet censorship?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)

Can we still say spackfannying arsetwat?

( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

oh god yes
TESTIFY!
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker
/Blink 182
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

"...and the winner of the 'Name Johnny Catfish's Baby Competition' is..."

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)

Cunting shitfuckers.

(Tetsuo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:59, archived)

In the short while I have
between meetings today, have an excert from New Scientist:

Remote chicken stroking

PEOPLE who are both fond of animals and allergic to them can shout "Hallelujah!". Adrian David Cheok and colleagues at the National University of Singapore have developed the Touchy Internet system. It connects users to a real chicken via a chicken-shaped doll, an array of sensors and a webcam link. The idea is that you stroke the doll, and then the real chicken, which wears a lightweight jacket containing tiny vibration motors, feels the touch in the same place.

With commendable modesty, Cheok says he understands "the perceived eccentricity of developing a system for humans to interact with poultry remotely". But he insists the work "has a much wider significance". He says that it could eventually allow people allergic to dogs...
( Geordie Al, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

Things like this
make me think the terrorists have got the right idea after all.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)

Luddite!
Turning your back on remote-manipulated poultry.
( Geordie Al, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

robocock
the future of chicken drumsticks.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

I give it ten minutes before it dissolves under the hail of spluff

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

..go on...
/waits
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

...and cats to interact in a touchy-feely way with their pets, or enable zoo visitors to pat a lion or a bear.

Perceived eccentricity or not, he may well be onto something.
( Geordie Al, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

to
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)

You know
it's only going to end up being a high-tech sex toy...
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)

That's wonderful
I always wondered when the day would come that I could interact with poultry remotely.

/stealth chickenfucker
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

that's really great.
I know someone who is very frightened of getting contaminated by farm animals; although he really likes them, he can't go near them.

More of this sort of news.
(Brad Dice, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

This was reported in a similar fashion a while ago on the Register I think.
If so it probably came with the inevitable sarcasm about using the net to choke the chicken etc.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

why chickens?
who the fuck strokes chickens? now if they made one with a supermodel-shaped doll...
( Fergburger, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)

that is sooo last week,
you should be reading this week's- we're all gonna get bird flu when the diseased geese migrate here
fun fun fun
( bookerina, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)

Does this remind anyone of Brasseye?
The special episode....
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)

Gmail
anyone know if there is a way of generating automatic 'out of office' replies with Gmail?
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)

Jesus has the answer.

( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

well the cunt's doing a great job of keeping it to himself

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

You need to open up your heart, mah brother.
Open up yo HEART to tha lord!
( Comma, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

jesus tap dancing christ i have seen the light!
/blues brother
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

try using microsoft outlook or something
and use pop access for gmail. Then you can set up a rule to respoind to all incoming messages.
(Brad Dice, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

No,
but if I said you had a beautiful cupboard, would you hold me against it?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

I think not.
You could, however, access it via POP3 and set your e-mail client to 'Out of Office'.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

You've just shoved a junior asprin in the end of it
and bandaged it up.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)

George Bush : Utter cunt
'proof the war on terror must go on'. Well, it's worked so well up to now hasn't it.

Twat.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)

Anybody got the link for the streaming bbc news 24?

Was posted on the messageboard earlier, bu99ered if I can find the twunt
(Bueller, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)

rtsp://rmlivev8.bbc.net.uk/farm/*/ev7/live24/worldservice/liveinfent.ra
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)

That is topped only by Mike from NY in the comments on Europhobia:
You Brits need to wise up. Of course this is the work of a few "extremist" muslims, and the majority are "peaceful" and will "condemn" the attacks, but that is all smoke and mirrors - DECEPTION.

They all send money and support, they will take over your country and make your dhimmitude formal.

Set an example and hang some Dune Coons from the tower gates!

Mike from NY
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)

Dune Coons?
I thought it was Sand Niggers.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

Desert Bunnies!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

Camel Toes
or is it

Camel Jockeys
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)

burn them and the camels they rode in on

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

Now, that makes
me want to attack the US.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

See
we do need a fucking cull.

200million yanks, there has got to be 50 or 60 mil as thick as that cunt and need death.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

you're probably right
as he did get re-elected :P
( Shiksa, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

re
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

This
Can you really be so fucking dim?

I suppose that all Yanks were funding Manson?

All Irishmen fund the IRA?

In fact, I haven't read anything that made me think this was likely to be anything Muslim orientated. I rather fancy that all terrorism is blamed on A.Q. in order to make it impossible for other org.s to make a point. (good plan if true).
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:53, archived)

Um
all Irishmen do(did) fund the IRA
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

And a lot of
Irish (as in "I have a strongly defined familial heritage and most certainly am not the bastard progeny of a diverse and random ancestry cobbled together from the convuluted genepool of a combination of opportunist settlers and criminals fleeing justice") Americans. I.e. All of them.
(Sir Ian Blair, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)

Hang on...
How do we know that Al Quaeda did it? Could they not just be stealing another kids homework? (On a slightly grander scale of course)

I would like to confess that as the founding member of al-jabibbly-bubbly I did it all. And I am responsible for all those socks you lost in the washing machine too.
(Kendal, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:02, archived)

I was almost convinced by his arguments
til I realised he was from New York...
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

This.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)

you know what?
Lets invade the US
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)

Proof
that he's a cunt.

If only these cunts were honest about their motives for fucking up the world for ordinary people instead of hiding behind all this shit that comes out of their mouths.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)

Jesus cunting christ.

( Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

Don't take His name in vain.
(it's indirectly His fucking fault that such a high proportion of merkins are such toss wits)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:59, archived)

I'm sure his resolve is as resolvey as my resolve and your resolve
and I resolve to resolve resolve lackage in the inresolute as soon as possible
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

Fucking
cunting hamtoucher.

I'd fuck him up, only I'm a passifist.
( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

It was George Bush that done it.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

I'm sick of the world being
ruled by that fucking nut-job cunt.
And I'm sick of Blair being his bitch and dragging us into it too.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:53, archived)

You say nothing new
and nothing wrong.
( Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

If you take a mong to a safari park
do they say "Bah-Boon!" and get all happy ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

My Girlfriend looks after mongs
or mogo's as we call them... They're having a fete in a few weeks - I can't wait!!!
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

Mnnnnnnnnnnnnngg

(Tetsuo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:47, archived)

Surely:
Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggkeys!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)

by all means
take one to a park and find out.

I know it's old news already to most of you lot, but here in 'merca I just heard the news about the attacks on the radio this morning. :(
My condolences go to the victims and I hope no b3tans were harmed.
( Shiksa, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

how would we ever know if a b3tan died?
they would just stop posting, but we'd never know for sure that they hadn't packed up and moved to hawaii with their pet hamster, George, and pet penguin, Emily.
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

would it be poor taste
to point everyone towards preparingforemergencies mp3s?
( robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

The last line in this "as it happens" BBC report makes me laff
MARCH ROUTE, AUCHTERARDER, WEDNESDAY 1615 BST

I've just seen the first bit of violence and tension here all day.

As we came around a roundabout, there was a fence blocking part of the route.

Some protesters started rocking the fence and throwing sticks and stones at police standing behind it.

Riot police have now moved in and the fence that provoked the flashpoint has now been pulled down.

Protesters and riot police are now in a sort of standoff. Both sides are taking photos of each other.
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

arf
Kodak moments...
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

hehe

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)

must remember to take photos next time I'm in a violent face off with someone who wants to hurt me
(teasus likes tea, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

So,
I just laid a long brown cable the size of my forearm. Seemed a shame to flush it, but I couldn't find any jars big enough to hold it for posterity.
(Tetsuo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

Dammit,
where's your digital camera when you need it?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

How about taking a picture
and sending it to ratemyshit.com?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

Holy twittering badgers
that's actually a genuine website!

EDIT: Dammit it just finished loading and it's just a squatter.

How ironic.
(Tetsuo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

www.ratemypoo.com
( Dobsky, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)

ratemypoo exists
I think
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)

hardly ironic that you didnt know about ratemyshit.com
.
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)

It's a squatter?
How apt?

It used to be a proper 'ratemykitten' style site and we got bollocked from here to McFuckery for accessing it at work in my last job.

It's a shame it's not up and running cos it was quite, quite disturbing (if extremely NSFA)
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

\begin{robin}
As a general rule, when you want to use the word "ironic" you should think twice and then replace it with [any word in the english language other than "ironic"].
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

Except in this case it is actually ironic,
in a fashion, that a site called "ratemyshit" is currently occupied by a squatter.
(Tetsuo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

In a fashion ... if you accept that "ironic" and "apt" are the same thing.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)

nah
that's... poetic justice. possibly.
(Hazhar, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)

This.

oh, and end your block - you don't want to screw up the whole board...
( Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)

well, the only 10 people in the country that don't know about all this
are in the big brother house
( bookerina, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

not true
george bush is in gleneagles, riding his bike into policemen in blissful ignorance.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

haha
- he gave the policeman concussion and a sprained ankle
i hope he said sorry
( bookerina, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

the policeman is in guantanamo
cos george said he looked "slightly brown" and had a strange accent.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)

That's one building I wouldn't mind getting blown to fuckery.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

And Bob Geldofs house

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

It would be a great tactic.
Huge publicity, with a target that epitomises the stagnancy of Western civilisation - and they'd probably get public support too.

(I guess it would be pretty awful of Channel 4 not to tell them, some of them will have friends and relations to be worried about after all)
( Newington, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

but it's in the rules that they are to have no connection from the outside world
i dunno, it'd be pretty nasty to come out to that sort of news
( bookerina, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)

They told them about 9/11 didn't they?
At least I think they did.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)

Big Brother doesn't run in September

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:47, archived)

yeah they did
i think the first series (or two) were on slightly later in the year than it is now
( Fergburger, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)

I like the idea of affable terrorists,
blowing things up to gain support rather than scare people.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)

How the producers handle that is probably the only thing
of interest to me about the whole sorry affair (Big Brother that is).
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)

pffft

( Jobe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

Maybe Anthony has smuggled Semtex inside his brain cavity
and is going to blow himself up in the name of Aled.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

someone on Popbitch posted that Maxwell had headbutted Kamal
and I wished to christ it was true... :D
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

so that the cunt would be kicked out?

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:45, archived)

in all honesty I don't like either of the cnuts
I just think that - after some proper old fashioned violence - the insurance for these shows would soar so high that most of the fucking things would be off the air.
(so it would be equally fine if the blonde one scrathed Makozi's (sp?) eyes out or if Derek drowned Dizzee Rascal in the swimming pool)
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

I've posted this link before
But just in case anyone wants to know which National Rail services are disrupted within, going into and out of London, then the following link might help you to plan your journey.

nrekb.com/london_underground.html
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)

Damned if
I'd get on a train, now.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

I'm down in my nuclear bunker wearing a gasmask!
/hysteria
(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)

are you my mummy?

(random lurker 's procrastination society: "100years Motto Free", Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)

thats helpful
thanks
( Jobe, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

on a happier note
Swindon station has re-opened
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

w00t!

( pep, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

Hurrah! People can escape!


Run free my pretties...
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

This is a happy note?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)

How in the name of holy shuddering twats
is anything to do with Swindon a "happier note"?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)

"holy shuddering twats"
For this phrase alone, I love b3ta :)
( robh, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

*imagines holy shuddering twats*
*cries*
( in vino veritas, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:47, archived)

Because
people can now get a train out of Swindon.
(Uncle Vinnie, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)

I'm supposed to be heading down to see Badger this weekend.
I don't know if I can now, need to see how bad the situation is at the hospital, and we wont know that till tonight.

There was also a panic as to whether those at 200% towers were alright, but all is well there.

Bah.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

Is there any chance of
any other topic on here today? I think all that can be said has been said about the bombings etc. So any chance?
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)

No

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)

Dunno
If the Pope died or something....
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

okey dokey

right im off, enough of all this depressing stuff i cant do anything and hearing about it all the time doesn't help, I'm off to watch a pile of DVD's or something, bye all!
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

There was nothing on TV last night so I told Mrs Catfish to choose a DVD from our (limited) library

She chose Strictly Ballroom.

If I'd have actually watched it instead of reading the paper I may have been turned into a gaymo by the end...
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

You should have put on 'Hot Scat Action Vol.2'
That'll turn you German
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)

Nah!
We watched that one on Monday night but got bored with the storyline.

There are only so many skiddy, glass-topped coffee tables a loving couple can get off to.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

P'raps
that's what she was hoping for.
Either, she wants you to leave her or she is secretly a lady-boy.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

probably not

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)

no
the board has been renamed b3ta/bombings_etc
( Fergburger, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:28, archived)

Think of a more important topic to talk about then.

( Dobsky, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

wanking?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

Ok, you win.

( Dobsky, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

You could, you know, try posting something else
instead of bitching.
(Tetsuo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

Didn't mean to cause
any offence, sorry if it came across that way, I really wasn't bitching, and I didn't want to start a new topic if people might be offended that it wasn't about the bombings, seems I failed.

My apoligies.
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)

Up your arse, fat boy.
Apology accepted.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

I am not fat*
I am 38 weeks pregnant**, and therefore not a boy

*may not be strictly true

** Is true
( diffy maybs, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

Meh.
Details.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

I'm a boy, and I thought I was pregnant once.
Turned out I wasn't, fortunately. But you wouldn't have wanted to use the bathroom after me.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

I don't think you failed.
Just try starting another topic instead of asking permission or making a post that sounds like you're whining about other people not starting other topics.
(Tetsuo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

scroll down a while
and there was a discussion about what you like to dunk in your tea. It was fairly well responded to and I imagine a lot of people would like to put forth their opion now, rather than talk about 'depressing' bombings and deaths... :(
/edit oh and FFS don't go on the main board - there have been some seriously disturbing bandwagon pics NSF pregnant types
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

will this bombing kick off a war with iran
i think so

whatcha think?
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

Fuck me
is this a school playground now ?

Where the fuck do they get the resources to fight in Iran when they are already overrun in Iraq ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

I think having a bunch world leaders so close-by, having been in the room with Tony when the news broke is going to have a different effect
than if they just had to call Mr. Blair on Monday and offer their sympathies. It's just harder for them to distance themselves.

And if not there, there's always a draft...
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

are you suggesting that blair and bush planted the bombs
to give themselves a pretext to go to war with iran?
(Brad Dice, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)

I'm suggesting that war with Iran has been facilitated

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)

just a little

( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)

Harder to distance themselves?
Bush looked like he was doing a good job of it in that joint announcement just before. The whole time he looked like he was about to fart but thinking "Mustn't fart on TV, mustn't fart on TV" rather than "Remember - look stern yet appropriately sorrowful."
(Tetsuo, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

pffft
I meant it'd be harder for the other nations to distance themselves enough to not be dragged into the "war on terror" or say securing Iraq so Coallition toops are free to sack Iran.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

I think after claiming
that invading Iraq would affect terrorist activities, maybe they might now take a different tack.
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

I think that Iran will....




LOOK I got a pirate hat!!!!
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

Its very nice

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)

But SO last month!
I see you're a monkey now?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)

I always felt i should be one:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)

I thought you
already were one.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

I want a a pirate hat :(
*curses lack of money and job*
( Dobsky, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)

Based on recent history
war with any country not related to this incident is highly likely.
( Three Dog Man, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

Norway it is, then.


"Our intelligence sources have located a large terrorist infrastructure, financially backed by the Norwegian government, operating and co-ordinating atrocities across Northern Europe.

We need to show these people that we can not, and will not bow to their demands..."
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

Forget Norway
Kenya, oh Kenya.
(previously on the west wing, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)