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# 3D thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# am i supposed to be turned on??
or is it just the way im sat??

w/y/h
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# mmmm, green knickers.
Tasteful.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# yes but the question we all really want to ask is..
....why wicker??
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# wicker knickers?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# well why not?
i'd wear them and im a bloke
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# wicker isn't the most flexible of materials
but it makes up for this in fashionability
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# How about Alan Whicker in knickers
working for Vickers?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# you want the moon on a stick!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Yes, but not our moon.
I want Titan, 10th* moon of Jupiter.


*or something
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# at least they'd be easy to clean.
Quick rinse under the tap, and you are done.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# that makes them
official student gear
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# That's how I clean my pants anyway.
Sometimes I even take them off first.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Hmmm. I could do with one of those.
How much?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# run for your lives
EARTHQUAKE
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# *FACT*
i have been in a 7.2 on the richer scale.
v scary.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# The richer scale?
Is this some kind of grading system dreamt up by hacks at the Sunday Times magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)
# the richer scale?
thats the biscuit measuring scale isnt it? The one with fig rolls at 1, and extra thick rich tea at 10?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# this
is correct.
right in the middle are jammy dodgers.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# That kind of works
if you alternately wink each of your eyes at a frequency of 10 Hz.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# you know
i tried that then. i am a fool and no it didnt work and now my eyes are watering
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# What are you wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# the clothes that i sleep in
silly
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# So your naked, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# i'd like to say yes
but im mute
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Factoid
The first 3D projections used a shutter system with alternating projectors.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# you've been listening to radio 2
haven't you??!?
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# they still do
try an imax 3d film - but they are soo fast it's perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# ooh weird
how do you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# put your leg on the chair
hold the bright thing and off you go
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# that's you isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# One of my
pupils
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# wellllllllllllllll
there's this mummy bee and a daddy bee.

The mummy bee has...
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# funny fucker.
You'll have to do that talk for real one day.

Im going to tell my son this...
"pick a filthy one son. They'll teach you everything.".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# "What, like Mummy?"
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# and I'll say...
"yes young moses. Just like mummy".

Currently winding my good lady up by saying I want to call my first boy Moses.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# yes, but he'll turn around and say
"dad, I already know" before astounding you with tales of a wide and varied sexual career.

or go "euuuurgh! people like doing that???
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# in answer to the first, I'd ruffle his hair, and say "thats my boy!"
If the second happened, I'd feel dissapointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Absolutely
The former is infinitely more normal.
(rachboc, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# my dad didnt even bother.
It was apparent that I had a good idea of what went on anyway.

I dont know how anybloke doesnt figure it out. I mean, you have that toy when you are young, with the blocks, and the holes shaped like the blocks. After that kind of training at an early age, its all intuition.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# wow!
you are so right!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# It's fairly easy
All you need to do is take the first picture, move a bit to the side and take the second picture.
I did when I took this tremendous photo (btw: It's real!)
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# WOW!
Is that real?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# I promise:
It is!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# don't get it
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# hm...
no, that one doesn't work for me

neither does the picture
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# cor...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# sozzicles!
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# groan
:P
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Oysters?
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# maybe later
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# *dies*
urrghheckfaarrpeh
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# (c) Viz comic 1987
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# the joke may be old
but the mash is my own :(
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# all
the best ones are - my user name is taken from a verrrrrrry old viz cartoon. it only had three picutres in it and was called "Biscuits Alive!"
yay viz.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I still really like those
old "things" cartoons
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# .
"somethings come between us"
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# yup
those are the ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes* hahahahahahahahahahaha
(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# *groan*
what's a sozzicle? sounds tasty...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# sozzicles
it's sorry - soz - sozzicles... nonsense dolphin talk really :)
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# mmm
dolphin sozzicles
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I know "soz"
but my mind is demanding that I have sozzicles at my next birthday party!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# you can add 'icles'
to a lot of words if you like... The awkwardness of saying it makes it fun. :-\

bye, batsgirlicles!
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)
# good
repost because:

a: similiar paint mash ability
b: similiar poor punnage

(BadgerPirate, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# wonderful!
I can't make mine move with just paint though - bah!
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)
# how could they have got tom's birthday so wrong?
(harrypsauce, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Mel B
and the real human cost of channel-hopping

(Gladys the Groovy Mule, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAHH
KILL IT
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# I could be wrong
but I think that's what the last button does...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Or
It'll probably just find a new body for its evil plotting
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# ARGH!
I'm also gonna be naughter and repost from last night, because I liked it, and I don't make many things that I like.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# aw
poor kid... that's well done, but of course it would be ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# that's good
i like it too
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# .




thread jack,

does anyone else computer run slow when there are large animations?
(Fort, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# depends
on how many and how complex and what you're watching them in
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# in a word
no
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# yup
it's very annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# yes
the interweb hamster runs slower when people post shite animations*

* see above for shite animation
(BadgerPirate, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# no, but
if people don't set the frame delay properly
(ie let it default to zero), my computer spends all it's time animating, and then everything else lags.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# It's not about large animations IMO
I think it's more of an issue where the frame delay isn't specified (or is very small).

A medium sized image animating at 25Hz (ie, 40ms per frame) is a lot of work (especially if the browser is decoding each frame every time - which saves a lot of memory but adds to processor overhead).
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# That's a bit hatstand.
Woo, though.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Hat
stand?
(Gladys the Groovy Mule, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Mad as a box of frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# two stops from upton park.
Barking.

(requires a tubemap for full impact.)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I like that, I'm going to use it.
In return, you can have my favourite insult of 'get fisted'.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# why thank you.
Ive worn out my "you cunt" from overuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# I'm still trying to find a way to work
'I think I speak for everbody when I ask you to fornicate yourself with an iron stick' into everyday conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)
# mmmmmmm.
Work on a TV show with Ron Atkinson. That would give you every opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# this usage of the word hatstand comes from the Viz cartoon
Roger Irrelevant.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# looook
its me new booook

me minge is kickin out a right pong

(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# DANCE! DANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
What a fucking class photo!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I added the stick
but the rest was there originally
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# ooh
that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# hahaha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# haha
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# prod it
PROD IT HARD!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# hehe
funny yet slightly sadistic


heretic
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Squirrels are all bastards...
...and deserve a good prodding!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# i used to have a squirrel teddy as a child, no really
hmmm ... analyse that Mr.Freud
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# The evil bitch!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# That's top.
Woo, yay, and hoopla.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# that's
cracking
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Here.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# splendid work there ol' bean
carry on!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Quick quiz before I run and hide under my stone:
Which one of these farmers would you have to go to in order to buy some Viagra?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# B
Definately B.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# A
He's a filthy cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# True, but
it would definately be farmer C.
runs away
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# run faster
coz i am gonna beat you when i catch you.

(ed : your to fat to run)


PS very good
(BadgerPirate, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# yup
My thoughts exactly
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# None.
They all make me hard.



Oh, alright, C.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# farmer c
haaaaaahahahahahaaaaa
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# farmer
B, or A, and if there was a choice, maybe Z
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Septic!
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# c
because he looks oldest
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# All of them
because I've been in work NEARLY ALL DAY and will do ANYTHING for some entertainment

/sorry, I've got a really boring job
(rachboc, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)
# i was
also bored. this is my dog


B1gger 1s B3ta
('Andeh', Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# kill
it
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# but
its my dog :(
('Andeh', Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# all the easier
for you to actually kill it, then.
Go on.

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# KILL IT!
KILL IT HARD!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Kill Kill
Stab Stab
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# MAN KILLS DOG AFTER ENCOURAGEMENT FROM SICK INTERNET FIENDS
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Maybe he could
squeeze the rabid beast of hell into a pint glass. I'd pay money to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# stay where you are
I'm calling the RSPCA....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I'm already on their list
of Specialised Dog Disposal Experts.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# that's okay then
I'm on hold anyway

"... if you'd like to report a badger worrier, press 6 now..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# you need a licence
to handle dead badgers, 100% of FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# don't need one to
bother 'em though. just discretion
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Its illegal
if they die.

Naughty David, naughty naughty
(rachboc, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Hmm
bonsaipuppy.com is still available.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# That's
FUCKING SICK
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# he
I can imagine reading that being headline news
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# kill it
anyhow!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# that's a shame
it's going to have to have a very long sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I'm sorry but I'm going to have to put it down
it is ill?

no, it's heavy

dabum tish
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Hello all.

I had lots of fun at the Cambridge Bash. DjDirect's ex girlfriend poored a pint over him, and I had my photo taken with a minor celeb, and a kitten. Does anyone know if Djdirect has uploaded them anywhere?
Edit: here is me, with Spencer off big brother, try to swap the tiger with him. Him not impressed.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# those things
always make my eyes go squiffy
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
# It wasn't meant to be one of those things.
Just a cute kitten.

Wasn't really one of those either.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# it's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# i heard about the pint incident
i would have paid good money to see it. fiery sorts these poles
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)
# yep, MSN
if you spazz for DJDirect, it's the response that says something about "you've given me an ideal thread"...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# The only thing you can do for that kitten
is stamp on it.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# yes, yes he did
thought i can't remember the address now - doh, bad luck about the hangover, i had a forking ace time friday night.

was good to meet everyone ;) and yes, i was very very ill the next day!
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)
# elaine
jon (the bloke she's sitting opposites) girlfriend from oop north..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# she looks like someone i used to work with
and seeing as i've already had that particular coincidence here i thought it might be. apaprently it isn't (unless she's changed her name)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# is she givin you the horn?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# yes
but that's an aside.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# surely when A lady gives you the horn,
thats the main focus of any reference to her?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)
# not unless shes passing it under the table.
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)
# I'm a bit slow on the replies...
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# Oh-ho-ho
That be great.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# he's not going to land that,
unless he gets his weight over the front.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] They thought of calling it "Grumpy Old Men"
Click for bigger.
(NetWeasel, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# woo yay!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# i agree with the above sentiments
consisting of the words "woo" and/or "yay"
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Sequel to 1901: A space outing


1901: a Space Outing
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# This is me. apparently i look like elton john
www.ifdnrg.com/elton/elton.html

so i did this . sorry i was bored ;)
(biffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# You
look more like Timmy Mallet
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# haha
seconded. but timmy mallet on acid....or isn't that just the same thing? also, what am i talking about??
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# yeah sorry mate
timmy mallet it is.

(although it's better than looking like elton..)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# You poor, poor man..
Here, have a slaphead related repost..

(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# She's back...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# how delightfully random
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# ooooooooh
LK :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Haha! Woo!
I've discovered that my brother who I'm in charge of for the day has vanished for a few hours while I was asleep without telling me and the bastard never has his mobile on. And I need to go to the shops and do some Geography coursework, so I'll see you all later!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha.
i hear her as i'm reading perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)
# eh
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# lorraine kelly?
on the enterprise?
at this time in the afternoon?

ill get my coat
(psausage76, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# I've had this thing sitting around my house for weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# How
strange! Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# ooh
that's rather fluffy

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# hehe
most woosome


can i kick it??please
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Yes you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# [edit]: bah pipped.
.
(</guy>, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# i hate that song
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# so do i
i never intended to make anyone burst out into song with it. i am innocent or something
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# you can?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Rob on the BBC
www.bbc.co.uk/blackcountry/features/2003/08/rob_manuel/rob_manuel.shtml

(been posted before but late, so have it again)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Cooooool
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Bah, they mispelt
"your gay".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# I think
the guy who did that interview draws very nice cartoons...

edit: I like this one
www.extrageographic.org/cr/cartoon_1.html
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# who's
ciaran ryan
/slow on the uptake
edit: ah.....
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# With no ice?
"I thought I would end up a member of Duran Duran." arf! Wow, b3ta is a gateway to stardom!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# awwbless
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# reet good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# nice
beak!
hey lesbians! look at this!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# mmmm....
lesbians.....
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# german schoolgirl aswell.
a career in movies awaits methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# haha
damn right she'll make some money from it. the stamp licking industry will swoop her up once she's left school
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)
# I thought they went bust
due to stamps being self adhesive now.
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] May have been done before
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# arf
enter it in the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Whoops,
forgot about that part! Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# titter
v.good :)
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# starring
george w bush by the look of it
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# i thought it
was charleton heston myself
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Ooooh
Very good! Liking the reviews too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Nice!
TJ - usb1 and usb2 are they backwards and forwards compatible?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# well
usb 1 works in both 1 + 2 type ports at usb 1 speed.

usb 2 works at usb 2 speed in usb 2 ports, but at usb 1 speed in usb 1 ports
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# cheers,
thats what i hoped
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# usb1.1
is backwards compatible, so will generally work with everything, although you might have to turn off USB2.0 functionality with some older USB1.1 peripherals. USB2.0 is only compatible with USB 2.0 products... Although some will work at a slower speed in USB 1.2 sockets.

Anyone feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# if a product supports usb 2
it should support usb 1.1 at least, else it misses a big chunk of the market.

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# true
but there are some older peripherals that won't work unless you turn off USB 2.0 functionality, like 1st gen webcams and the like. That's what I heard, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# you'll be right there
nothing is ever fully 'backwards compatible'

/cunting unfluffy MS stuff
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# yes
cunt$
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# In order to actually be USB2.0
they must comply with the USB specifications, therefore they must be compatible with USB1.1. There probably are some corners cut, and if you can, avoid ALi USB ports. They suck arse. got to www.usbman.com for lots of info. Very useful and free.
(jonnies, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# there's devices
designed to take advantage of USB2 that can't work on USB1 or 1.1 due to the reduced bandwidth... that's why they make new standards
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# sorry for threadjack, but
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/3198139.stm

the little girl? argg, that actually scared me

(it's here someone points out she has terminal skin condition, and makes me feel awful)
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Is that real????
IS IT???????
(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# she has a terminal skin condition
you sick fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Steeley
just the man......
(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# hey
guess where we're going?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Hang on.......let me think...........
Is it Amsterdam???
(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)
# yes
I do believe you're right...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# whyioughta....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# well, from every news report i read
they never even commented on her.
/stepped around lightly/
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# I saw that picture in the paper
She's got face paint on...It was her birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Ah.
But face paint to look like someone suffering from 3rd degree facial burns? Isn't that slightly poor taste?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# arf
It's pink face paint, that is just a very bad reproduction of the picture, it's much clearer in the paper
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# "mummy, i want to be
a murder victim"
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# what the
fcukuckuckuck?
(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Dewi?
Wasn't he one of Donald Duck's nephews?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# along with
hughie and louie
(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# and the news?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# i think its actually
facepaint
and yes she is horrible looking
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# SADAKO!
*points into distance with bowed head*
(the original woodsman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)
# It struck me on the way back from lunch.....
....after seeing a particularly attractive lady with a squint that if you make the most attractive people 'Boss-eyed' they cease to be half as attractive:
Boss-Eyed
Is this just 1970s school-ground prejudice or fact?

And another thing. I have NEVER seen a bad film with a Midget in it. If you want to make a good movie whack a midget in it. Sorted!

apologies to any boss-eyed boarders.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I've met
Willow
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# The witch or the midget?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Willow
is the midget. He also played Wicket the Ewok in Jedi...
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Ah,
I thought you ment Alyson Hannigan's character 'Lesbo-Witchy-Willow'.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# warwick davies
he also played that green dude with pipes coming out of his head in Star wars episode one "Go Ani!!" was his only line. (pod-racer scene)
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# wasnt it
verne truyer (sp?) in willow?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Your right
it wasn't
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# He was also seen sitting
with watto during the same scene with no mask on.

perso.club-internet.fr/willow/E1_0056_2.jpg
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# I wish I'd met
the witch
(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Me too.
Although he's a lovely fella and I asked him if Val Kilmer was as much of a cunt as people made out. He said he visited the set of Batman Forever and he said he had changed. What that meant, i've no idea.
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# I thought
you ment me for a minute.
Did you restrain yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Restrain myself?
From what exactly?
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Oh, I thought you ment Alison Someformofsurname
And, as she's attractive, whether you kept your hands off her
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# You've obviously not been watching much
midget-porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# wanna bet?
Fucking hilarious stuff that. Comedy gold-dust and money shots to boot! You can't beat it.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Only because you've got big hands!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# I've had it up to here
with midget porn






sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
#
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Well it
made me laugh!
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# crazy people have
more fun
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# i do
you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# lance's sister off neighbours
had a bit of a boss eye but i still would
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# But my point is....
...(not being a neighbours efficionado) would she be more attractive without it or would you be willing to overlook it?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# if her face was stuffed into a pillow
then you wouldn't notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# i'd do her
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# i should think it's
overlooked quite a lot
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Are you boss-eyed?
I can't tell from your profile (very close to the lens so you squint a bit)?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# occasionally
www.fucksocks.co.uk/dump/too_much_tea.jpg

but no, i'm perfect
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's class!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# was that this one ?
Brooke Satchwell ?

I would have...
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# phwoooooarrrr


*rubs knees energetically*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Indeed...
And 23 now so non pervytastic !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Twins was bad
(Danny deVito is a midget, isn't he?)
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Nah
He's a fucking dwarf. Perfectly in proportion. Midgets have those funny big foreheads.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# What's an elf?
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# /the office
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# I thought
it was the other way round
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# You are right!
I stand corrected
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Brad Pitt
Just looks pissed!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# ive never thought about it before
damn you for getting there first. can see your point though
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# you have a
very valid point there
(Fort, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# it's not that they're less attractive as such
You can't figure out if they're looking at you or at the squirrel in the corner of the room

also: boss eyed porn (NSFW, just plain not right)
www.good-porn-guide.com/site/g/013/jasmin116.html
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# good porn guide my arse




and no, that wasn't an invitation
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Squirrels.....Hehehehehe
Saw that in the Newsletter. Quite odd.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# ummmm
....no....just no ok
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# do you reckon the photographer said this at any point....
"thats great, now look into the camera. And the other eye.".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# You've obviously never seen
The Terror of Tiny Town.
"An evil gunslinging midget comes to terrorize the good little people of Tiny Town. The townspeople organize to defeat him, and zany antics ensue."
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)
# avoid anything that is described as "Zany".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Fuck me!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)
# haha!
zany antics
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Never seen a bad film with a midget in it?
Two words..

WILLY WONKA


(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# The lesser spotted reciprocating Frog
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# I'm sorry
I just can think of the word "reciprocating" outside of the context of oral sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Hmm
gives a new meaning to having a frog in your throat.

(is that a frenchman?)
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# why
have you sucked off Charles Aznovore?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)
# one quick look at dictionary.com later
With a frog?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# you had to look up
oral sex?
(psausage76, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# no
I had to look up "reciprocating"
I had to look AT oral sex
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# i can't think of reciprocating
without thinking of jellied eels.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# whenever I'm at the checkout, and I hear that beep
I think of the fun I could be having on Supermarket Sweep!!

I just can't help it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# I will buy you a beer...
...if you reciprocate.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Erm.
You want me to give you a blow job?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# he's already blown stouffer today
so he's £4 out of pocket...
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# bet that could be a lot of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# I keep waiting for it to explode.
Or maybe he's just going for a fly that's out of reach.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# woo
slimyness
(Fort, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# reminds me of this...


from 541044
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Horse-fly


(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# well
I've seen a house fly
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# And I've
seen a Superfly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# i've even see a needle wink its eye
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Well,
I heard a peanut stand, I heard a rubber band.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# I knew an old lady that swallowed a horse fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# why?
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# It was stuck to my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# /stouffer
?
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Sorry,
I've stopped reading the messages I reply to now, I just stick in a random bit of gibberish based on consesus of the voices in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# once you've reached 10,000 posts
you should be banned from the board; but you should be allowed to program an automatic response generator.

newcomer: hello

baz: stick it up your arse!
martian: ha ha! brilliant
rogan: welcome!
spacefish: lovely!

etc etc...
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# at the rate i'm going
it won't be too long till I reach 10,000
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# i would
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Which reminds me.
Isn't it about time we had new board_stats? - the old ones are hopelessly out of date now.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# no!
i only posted 500 or so over the whole summer because i was on aol, and i've done at least half that in the past week since i got cable internet. its not representative of my true posting habits
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# I think they're 6 monthly
The new ones should be due this or next month
(I think)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# :-O
sir!
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# i don't know why,
perhaps she'll die.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# that's a shame.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# is that the same lady who swallowed a spider to catch the fly?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# i don't know
last week she swallowed a horse and died of course
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# a talking horse?
"IIIII am Mis-ter EEEEED" *whinnying sounds* "hellllooooo wiiiillllbuuuuuuurrrrr"
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# well, it was inevitable.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# I've never seen an elephant fly
if you've never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# I've never seen an elephant fly
i've never been on acid
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# I have
and I have

they don't like it when get stuck in your jam sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# it's like a big upside down squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# um...what?
/confuddled
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# An elephant!
Tsk... thought you knew your izzard.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# so did I!
I don't recognise that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# It's on my cassette of The Definite Article,
on the Hannibal bit and also in the encore with Mother Nature.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# did I
leave the gas on?
(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# You quote, she quote, we all quote for iced scrote.
Are you happy with your wash?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Arf, you loon
Do the times clash, or is it doable?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Oh, it's doable
The interview is at 10:30 in newcastle and the exam is at 2pm in Sunderland, there's a roughly 45min metro jouney, and they know I have to be back for the exam
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# :o)
That's ok then. Good luck to you on both!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# fank ewe ver much
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# i've seen an elephant water ski.
it was in the film honky tonk freeway.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)

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