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# getting that Poodle look
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# !
ack!

I would Woo! it, but I think i'm gonna be ill.

I don't quite know why, but that is the ickiest picture I've ever seen on b3ta, EVER
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# yes,..
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Owie, owie ,owie,
Oi, oi, oi!

Ahem. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Eeek
Err. Oww.
That made my leg feel all sympathetic.
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Hee hee
Great pic, but I can't help asking what happened to their fibula..?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)
# ripped
off?
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Any IT contractors out there?
I made this - you might find it useful...?
The Contractor Poo Calculator
(835Rocks, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# lol, that is fucking amasing!
Can you make a wee one too?

Or give the option of having a piss or a shit on the first screen?
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Hmmm...
Yeah - I suppose - It's only quick and dirty at the mo - I should be revising!
Maybe I'll do a Whistles and Bells version later...
(835Rocks, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# I need a
"Dear Employee, your late. This is how much I am taking away from your monthly pay" one
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Nest: "I am a student.
My poo just cost the taxpayer..." :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# News just in :
Life discovered on Mars

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# domo doesnt need a space suit to survive 100%fact*


*might be lie, dont want to test theory for fear of hurting precious domo
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# I second that
(screamingchicken, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# seen that before I'm sure
but have a pearoast anyway
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# yep, sorry it's a pearoast of mine
I just cant be bothered to make anything today

Woo to your pic though :o)
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Looking at that photo earlier...
...you don't know a couple called Titch and Olwen, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooooo
(1, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Apologies to samwheagle


/coat
(julio geordio, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# hehe
.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Doh,
took me a few minutes!
(mynci boy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# very
nice
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Thought it was a pearoast at first...
....then I spotted the Quo!!


(incidently, I made my first Quo post about 20 minutes ago but must be too subtle!!! Maybe I shouldn'ta posted straight after that 'shit' text that got everyone ranting!! Poo! Oh well, such is b2ta, such is life!)

Woo to the pic!
(sbeck, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# is that sting
hiding at the bottom right?
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# ......
very subtle....very woo.
(Mr_Rense, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# *woo*
was out in Plymouth last night and met a load of people
who had seen my animation on the 124 newsletter,
I'm famous :p heres a preview of the next to prevent a threadwaste
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# He should of gone to specsavers
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# I went to specsavers
and the glasses were either crappy, indistinguishable from the ones i've got or cost over £130 quid.

so I went and bought a sandwich instead

"should have bought a sandwich instead", now there's a marketing slogan for you
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# You could always cut 2 holes in the sandwich and then wrap that round your head?
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# you'd need lenses
cut out a piece of a coke bottle, and you're done

/heresoneimadeearlier
(1, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# a penguin?
with a human mouth an eyes stuck on it? If only some credit card company/fast food chain would use that in an advert!!
(the original woodsman, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# i
commission tv programmes
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# I'll have fries
with my burger. Thanks.
(the original woodsman, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# thankfully i've never worked in
the catering business.
or mcdonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# lol
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# Reminds me of Nursie
from Blackadder
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# I like that
It's got bunnies.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# chinchillas
foo
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Neil was second......
(adeliefan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# What?
Luxembourg got there first?
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Naw
Belgium innit?
(adeliefan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Naaaaaah,
Belgium's flag is a vertical tricolor of black, gold and red, innit?

/mild_piss_take_and_extreme_geekiness
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Aw bollocks
And heres me thinking the belgians (are they as pointless as the welsh?) got there first too...
am gutted...100% fact
(adeliefan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# I beg to differ
Leichenstein is the most pointless country...

...ever...
(ClockworkDespot, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Laos.
It could disappear off the face of the earth and no-one would notice. Not even the people in Laos.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# either way
Neil got his ass kicked
(screamingchicken, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# And with the gravity on the moon being six times weaker than on earth,
his ass got kicked a long, long way...
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# He's hanging out with the damn rovers now...
What became of the good ole Ohio farmboy?
(adeliefan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# AS IS
Owner will carry.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# You can tell when you've been visiting b3ta too long when...
I couldn't help it!! There I was looking for source material and I had to do it! I HAD to I tell you!!!!! Boohoohoohoooo!
(sbeck, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# ACAB
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# ACAB?
huh?
(sbeck, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# *peers!*
Aha :)
Subtle.
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# most music is ...........mmmm,.................
Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. CONSIDER THIS: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit,buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away. People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, and horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit,sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. Shit! When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else
(boyla, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# are
you a goth
(doktored, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# fuck
you
(boyla, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Stop fucking swearing.
It's fucking obscene.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# i wonder were all his/her posts this shit
possible anal fixation
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# i hate him.
he's greasy
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
#

(screamingchicken, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# yay for things that go honk
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# that
be a yes, now if you also a lady...


wanna date?
(doktored, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Suck my crudely drawn
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# that's shit shit
this shit isn't isn't shit
anyone caught on the street with this will get killed


/name the shit film
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Cant remember
That sample was used in a track recorded by Lisa Lashes

It's a scene with some dude in an airport after a drugs raid, and now you're doing my head in, as I cant remember the fucking name of it.

ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# it wasn't Blow starring mr johnny depp
was it?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# the tune was on 'unbelievable' on tidy trax
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# i saw it
the other day as well.

no fucking clue.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)
# was it
one with some nuns and a chase on a railway track and billy crystal?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# running
scared?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
#
Agreed
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# oh dear
What a lot of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# I don;t have
a peanut allergy so I can enjoy peanuts when I like.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# you lucky bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
# It also means
I can eat other nut related products, for instance Peanut Brittle holds no fears to me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Apparently peanuts are not actually nuts at all.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# No,
I know, but still, I thought it was worth mentioning the light of the base thread.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# and if not properly cooked/dried/summat are deadly posionous
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# You're getting peanuts
mixed up with blowfish
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Hootie and the?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Like
kidney beans. They have to be cooked before they're eaten.
(HanaBizzle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# i have eaten a raw kidney bean
and i didn't die.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# They
are legumes.
Whatever one of those is.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Definition:
Peanut - This "nut" is not a nut but a high-fat, high-protein legume seed. The most popular types are Spanish (small and round) and Virginia (large and oval). About half the U.S. peanut crop is used to make peanut butter. Also called "goobers."
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# french for vegetable
but i think it means "things wot grow in a pod"

they are very similar to peas or beans if you think about it - in pod, covered with skin, two halves..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# I wish
I was that lucky
(screamingchicken, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
# c'mon
you don't seriously expect us to read all that?
summarise it in one sentence, please
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Where did you copy/paste
that from?

rhetorical
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# do as i do
listen to nothing that wasn't written by herb alpert and the tijuana brass

it will improve your life
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Herb albert and the Tijuana brass
Quality, I've got one of his albums.

on vinyl no less
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
# If you want more
I've got about 15 of 'em. My turntable's bust, so they're nae good tae me. 50 of your english pence each? Includes the Tijuana versions of the Third Man Theme, Strawberry Fields and New York New York.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# here here
the TJ brass rule!
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Herb Alpert rules!
100% fact
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# She watch channel ZERO
I'm so embarassed that I was actually in a TJ tribute band. Ugh. The sad part is, it's the truth.
Public Enema samples them. Other than that, I'll take Alice in Chains.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# SHIT
is what I think about when I read this post.
(fcknuts, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# can anyone remember the site where you chuck a lump of text
into it and it condenses it to a more user friendly size.

it would work really well today
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Like a text optimiser?
Woo to that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# yeah there was on here a couple of weeks back
might have been in a news letter

*goes to archive*

cant find it in newsletter

must have just been on board
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# would it not be in the GlassCock gallery?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Today's actually had quality hummus
It's just a few like this in a short space of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# I know, it just puzzles me why people do it
if they've spent at least 2 mins on the board, they will know what the deal is.
if they took the time to read FAQ they would know even more*

*off my chest now
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Skip to the end...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Ha,
Spaced!
(mynci boy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# b3ta
is fun. usually pic related. too many words. go.
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# My thoughts....
...hmm, boring text.. more boring text....maybe there's a picture here somewh... er.. no.... more boring text!! YAWN!!!!

Where's the funny pic!?!?!
(sbeck, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Probably GlassCock,
I got that in an email about five years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# hey....
...y'know what! I thought I'd recognised it!
(sbeck, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Half terms over, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Nope, sorry.
Can't be arse to read that.

Anyway, I thought music is rotted one note.
(mynci boy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Shit happier, .
cheers sargant!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# boyla? that sounds like a chav name.
are you a chavver?
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Stop it.
I'm not allowed to say that word. I gave up swearing for Lent, and it's the most torturous thing I've ever done.
(HanaBizzle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# what words are you not allowed to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# I can't specify.
Damn. 32 swear-free days left, including today.
(HanaBizzle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# You're doing well then.
It's difficult enough not just swearing in front of the family.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# what about, like,
bum. or jobbie.

where is the line drawn eh?

poopy pants.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# I can say bum.
And poo. But not much else. And also animal-related swears.
(HanaBizzle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# what, like
horse face?

or monkey sucker?

what about twunt? or fucktard?

who makes these rules eh?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Me.
I'm going to wake up on Easter morning and yell 'f**k' at the top of my voice. Incurring the wrath of everyone in the house, but I won't care.
(HanaBizzle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# isn't that a transcript from a George Carlin routine?
from my childhood?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# george carlin rocks
have tapes
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# I thought so too
didn't someone use that bit of the routine for a flash animation? hmmm *googles*
(the original woodsman, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# hmmm
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# LOL
i love that one!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# you can cut and paste
shit as well.
(the original woodsman, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# !
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# quick and messy to get it out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Excellent!
Top Quality
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Hat
Stand.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Yes.
nice tapeworm.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# that's
brazilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# its huge

you dont notice it from the front though
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Yes it does


YAYYYYYY for chest bursters!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# hahaha!
superb.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# *sssssssssmmmoRTT!*
You fucking bastard!
I ruined another keyboard!
*wipes up coffee*

Top notch:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# haha woo!

eep
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# that was a scary scene
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Class
as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# I shall have to use this woo for the second time today...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
# That is aceical
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# that's tremendous
but it's not just aliens that reproduce that way...

(Barkotron_the_Magnificent, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Ha!
Can't help thinking it would be better without the bowtie...
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# The
bowtie gets my vote.

Hurrah for democracy.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# i love the evil glint
in the bouncers black eyes

very woo
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:06, archived)
# yaya for more pengiuns
if you didn't see it earlier then hav a L&H pengiun moment

clicky biggy careful it is 750kb
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Yay!
Comedy gold.

As opposed to normal gold, which is, well... just gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Meanwhile
inside club igloo...

Woo yay to your pic!
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# I still love that :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# How to know when Neil Youngs been in the kitchen ...
(paddyponchero, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# ahahahahaha
Cumin

you said cum!!! hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# subtle
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# He should change a couple round
"I want to" "Cumin" a "Ginger" "Girl"
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# ooooh
/races to the kitchen
(paddyponchero, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# Was Dinah in there with him?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# confused
i dont get it
(saving ryans privates!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# You find pubes in your butter?
(mr chimp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# type
o negative baby.
(Dr.RosenRosen, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# the best version..
IMO
(TheHorse, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Movies
when r we going 2 get some more damn movies on this site!!
(saving ryans privates!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# as soon as we find
da upload coedz
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:01, archived)
# what u
mean?
(saving ryans privates!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# what that
u say? someone set us up the bomb?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# wers da rude stuff?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# ahem: up us
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# it's an in-joke
someone came here one day asking for 'wher r da music uplaod codez' or something simmilar.

I demand more bashing of 'whers da rude stuff? lol'
(1, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# what do you mean?
This site is for images and animations that peopel make. If oyu want movies, go to the bloody cinema.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# by movies, I think he/she/it means the flash anims
that are part of the 'movies' section, accessable through the fp.
(1, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
Hello Me. Please read the FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# movies
have u made 1?
(saving ryans privates!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Plenty
with your mother
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# she wasnt any good though
so they burnt them all
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# u meen Moo-vs
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# When you've made some.
TJ Grandma of Shoes: Will you mash Dog and me please?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:01, archived)
# aye may take a while though
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# oh
what a nice photo.
Pretty lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# *blush*
It's amazing what make up can do ;)
Y'know, I loved that dress but in retrospect, I think it made me look like a fish :/
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/
(1, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:01, archived)
# when hell
stops admitting b3tan's on a regular basis

which will be never
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:01, archived)
# as soon as you learn to spell ....


(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Thats Sooper
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Sensible answer for the txt generation
Fck ff
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Threadjack
So buy mistake i have bought a really expensive item on ebay. I can't cancel the fucker and am trying to stop some random fella in arizona from having to pay the ebay seller fee's .... what are the ebay seller fee's

thanks bitches
(doktored, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# tut tut
how can you buy something by 'mistake'

I think the buyer can re-list if you pull out.

(mistake my arse... just plain thick)
(trimprop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# thick
like your mums cock.
Yup...

(doktored, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Go fecking look at ebay you muppet.
They vary depending on the final sale price.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# it
doesn't say anywhere only if i put all my credit card crap in will it then start telling me how much it will charge me.
(doktored, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# just email the guy, say you made a terrible mistake etc
and hope he's reasonable. The worst that will happen is you'll get negative feedback.

One thing to say is that you hadn't countered on the US customs tax which will be added - it can be a fair bit.
(trimprop, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:15, archived)
# I
didn't even want the thing........
He is cool, just doesn't want to pay the fee's again. I was wondering if i should feel guilty...


nah...
(doktored, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Why not try
the alt.marketing.online.ebay newsgroup - someone there will have answers for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# thankyou
kind sir/madam
(doktored, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Cock off you twunt
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# subtle, but nice


i like it
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# +++FLUFF NEEDED STOP++++URGENT STOP+++++

Mini-Fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# In honour of earlier dr strangelove/bush post

Based on the findings of the dossier Mr President, my conclusion was that
this idea was not a practical deterrent for reasons which at this
moment must be all too obvious
(samwheagle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Hehehe
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:57, archived)
# superb
w/y/h
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Brill Yant.
10 out of 9
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# woo
wooyeyyouplarrrghhhhoplikealot
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# go go go
:)
(saving ryans privates!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Fantastic shoppage ...
(my Dad worked on that film)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# It's the pun of the week
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# oof!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:57, archived)
# I'm sure that pun
violates the Geneva convention somehow.
(tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:57, archived)
# its a poor poor pun

the originator must be punished

line him up, und he vill be shot
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Why have four people?
Why not have Rik Waller? Four chins told.

Oh, and the punnage! The punnage! The punnage! The punnage! The punnage! The punnage! The punnage! The punnage! The punnage! The punnage! The punnage! The punnage! The punnage! The punnage! The punnage! The punnage! The punnage! The punnage! The punnage! etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:57, archived)
# ARF!
V.Good.
(microsaulxp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# yes
but where's john kerry?
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# George would stay on the mountain-peak, absolutely still, for 3 months..
...or as long as he could resist the temptation of the ribbons on his robes.

(mr chimp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# i give him 2 days
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# I give him
10 minutes, cats have short attention spans 100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# lo freakimus
I'm drawing you, it may take some time though.
Do you mind?
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# yeah, unlike humans who have a...
ooooo wrestling!
/Spaced
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# I bet they drive him wild...
as they flap in the wind.
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Yay
for George. George rules.
Animate him, gwaaaan.
(tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# What he said
with added insistance.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# I cant say anything else but...
I LOVE GEORGE!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Anything
to do with this?
(mynci boy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# I know of
2 people who do/did that. Weird.
(tomsk, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Ha, like it.
Sadly not, though. Cats are just idiots.
(mr chimp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Was his mum fit? No reason...
He wanted to make history, now he IS history.

(microsaulxp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# ah hahaha
geni-moose
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# nice
i love bach
(Market Man, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Seconded
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# think thats been done b4
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Only time I don't say...
... 'been done before' and someone mentions its 'been done before'! Curses! I didn't know - honest I didn't.
(microsaulxp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Chill Winston*
Everything's been done before.

* Name that filum.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Lock Stock and...
(microsaulxp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Yay - Pearoast Opportunity (but only from lunchtime)

Back to the Fuschia!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Arf!
W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Have my other one

Back to the 'Puter!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# there is more


"back to the shooter"
(extra cheese, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Too Kool for school...
Back to the Tutor

(microsaulxp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# back to the suture?

(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# I think you deserve a good kicking for that one ...
That's far too good to let you get away with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# I expect the firing squad to wake me up at around 9ish.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Indeed.
Actually, I change my mind. Can I have the lethal injection instead?
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# don't be so
shellfish
(the original woodsman, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Haha!
That's ace, and really well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Happens to be one of my favourite cheeses.
Dull, but true
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Just out of curiosity
has there ever been a challenge for the most subtle shopjob or minimalist picture that still makes people think of Goatse ?

everyone seems to be seeing Goatse in everything, surely there's a challenge there somewhere ?
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# not as such...
but there was a minimalist challenge, and i think it had lots of goatsees in it.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# I remember the subtle pic of George Bush with his Jacket on Inside out
it was excellent, that was a subtlety challenge I think?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# I think that was...
The minimalist challenge was a different one...
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# I dont think
i would like that challenge. I would be walking around all day seeing goatse in every single circle shaped object around.

and i'm a musician. notes are round.
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# maybe that's it
to find Goatse type images out there, you know like trees growing out of peoples head type photos, only, um, not.

er.
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# hmmm
maybe something here

edit: aha!

(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# not sure
my feeble mind could take it
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# suggest it to the challege dictator on friday morning
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# i don't know what you're talking about ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# *fits*
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# ouch
really. that hurts.


's nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# fits...........
\xdf xdgfasdiloguyser;'v ;'xcv
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# That AM WOO!!!!
Have a


in return.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:57, archived)
# *seizure*
hbvn bn hjmnkh hbngjkl,m njkmnhjk,mn hjbng

*stops banging head on keyboard and rolls onto floor instead*
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# There's

NSFA

edit: Just imagine all these people going: "Can you see what it is?"
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Nooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Aww
Sweet.

(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# that's so sad!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# ?

(Gype, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# I agree
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# concordedly
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Check
the filename.
(Gype, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# i have
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# hahahaha
where are the football shirts on the floor?
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Would footballers wear their shirts?
Surely the surname would make identification too easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# but
not if you wore someone else's shirt .... "that's a strong Trinidad accent you have Mr Cole"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# FUCKAPPLE!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# not apples
peas
(Gype, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# FUCKPEA!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Peasome!
...
(Crumpet, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# from aaaaages ago:


(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# ?Hardcore?
??
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# I prefer
Hardcore as that is what I saw. After seeing file name I am still adamant in calling it Hardcore!!!!!

Subjective/Objective....

Cheers for the prompt though......
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# um
wtf
(flibble-san, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:06, archived)
# A pea roast ...
I think you need to look up 'spit roast' in the Viz profanisaurus.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)

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