like it
And it gives me a chance to use my wooyay.
OK, so theidea's not mine, but the implementation is
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:07,
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And it gives me a chance to use my wooyay.
OK, so theidea's not mine, but the implementation is
I think you have to be a footy fan
Therefore I don't get it either.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:17,
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Singin of the Great Escape theme during the match was highly amusing
considering the teams
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:00,
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hehehe
Many were the chants of "You can stick your Nazi gold up your arse" last night...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:01,
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gets Davy Lamp and pick axe
starts to sing Hi Ho and prepares to dig for gold..
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:02,
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Remember
Tha Swiss are a third italian, a third german and a third french
Fuck your vavavoom, fuck your va...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:03,
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Fuck your vavavoom, fuck your va...
When I was walking home after getting food I heard a few chants of
'you can stick your Eiffel Tower up your arse'
made me think of that flash anim thingy from a few days ago
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:13,
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made me think of that flash anim thingy from a few days ago
what
you want a bloody ballon !!!!
and could you make it any larger my eyesight isnt what it once was.
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and could you make it any larger my eyesight isnt what it once was.
My eyes!
Big, isn't it.
I thought Mods were dead?
mod edit: we're aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:53,
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I thought Mods were dead?
mod edit: we're aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
was it
done completely in flash?
also...BIGGER I can't quite make everything out
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:53,
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also...BIGGER I can't quite make everything out
If you have Firefox
there's a handy extension which lets you resize or nuke images via the context menu. I'm never bothered by undue size or lack of taste.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:56,
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ooh
prob wont work with 0.9 but i'll give it a try. any ideas as to the name of this extention?
edt: nope doesnt work, like i said!
http://www.b3ta.com/board/3345617
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:58,
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edt: nope doesnt work, like i said!
http://www.b3ta.com/board/3345617
Does work in 0.9, that's what I'm running.
Follow the "get more extensions" link in the extensions window and I think it's under browsing.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:00,
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aargh
ok, so I go to download the thing, and it just downloads the file instead of installing it as an extension...so how to i get it to install?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:08,
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already got that
and this extension DOESNT work with firefox 0.9 i just get an annoying error at the bottom of the screen
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:19,
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you definetly using 0.9
and not something like 0.9 RC
Go to help and about, down the bottom it should say something like
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.7) Gecko/20040614 Firefox/0.9
and not something like Firefox/0.8.0+
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:29,
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Go to help and about, down the bottom it should say something like
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.7) Gecko/20040614 Firefox/0.9
and not something like Firefox/0.8.0+
hum
you make a point - although i have downloaded 0.9, it's called 'Firefox/0.8 StumbleUpon/1.906'
stumblupon is some crappy extension that wouldnt uninstall - and i cant uninstall FF0.8 so i just installed .9 over the top. and thats obviously what you don't want to do!
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:31,
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stumblupon is some crappy extension that wouldnt uninstall - and i cant uninstall FF0.8 so i just installed .9 over the top. and thats obviously what you don't want to do!
Whitespace!
WHITESPACE!!
edit. i hate when people delete things! i just wrote:
"Why don't I like down on my back and you can lick cream cheese off my scrotum?"
to the person above, and they deleted it! =(
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:54,
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edit. i hate when people delete things! i just wrote:
"Why don't I like down on my back and you can lick cream cheese off my scrotum?"
to the person above, and they deleted it! =(
I like how you've avoided
the obvious cliches
/sarcasticexaminer
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:54,
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/sarcasticexaminer
They don't teach optimisation
at your college then?
Here's a better version that won't arse up the board for us all:
mmm, much better, and much funnier
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:58,
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Here's a better version that won't arse up the board for us all:
mmm, much better, and much funnier
Parental advisory?
I bet it goes
Badum Badum Tish Badum Badum Tish (repeat forever)
Vocals: "Arse cunt fuck bastard cunt cunt cunt cunt Stick it up your motherfucking arse."
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:01,
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Badum Badum Tish Badum Badum Tish (repeat forever)
Vocals: "Arse cunt fuck bastard cunt cunt cunt cunt Stick it up your motherfucking arse."
heh
we always used to call it that when I (un)fortunately lived close enough to London to pick up London stations
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:58,
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They did best Big Brother suggestion this morning
If BB wants to "get evil" then stop broadcasting and don't tell the twats in the house until they get out in 2 months time!
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:12,
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Yeah
I quite agree.
And don't print anything about it in the papers either.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:21,
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And don't print anything about it in the papers either.
I hope no-one would object
to a 'ning pea-roast
feel free to beat me to death if you do
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:46,
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feel free to beat me to death if you do
yay
that coincided with the first glimpse of blue sky of the day
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:50,
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(breath)
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:11,
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(breath)
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
If that's another iPod pic
I'm kinda glad it's redex for me...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:46,
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Clearly I'm the only cunt who's never seen an Ipod pic on here then
so a big
"your all bumgay"
to the blimmin' lot of yer!
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"your all bumgay"
to the blimmin' lot of yer!
ah
you're a relative n00b who shops giant kittens so I shall let you off.
I would consider this a warning!
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:52,
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I would consider this a warning!
giant kittens... hmmm...
...it's about time I updated my profile...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:04,
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Oh I like that.
Can we start a bandwagon? I reckon there are *loads* of things you could do with the iPod idea.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:51,
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oooh yeah, No-one has ever thought of that
wait...
go to your room
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:51,
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go to your room
Firefox => AdBlock => *ipod*
Aaaaaaah...
(if only it were that simple)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:59,
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(if only it were that simple)
stop being so nice to them
they are irritating little skivers with less than 2 brain cells to bang together.
end rant
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:46,
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end rant
Heh my new car cd player shat all over a burberry-boy's this week
Looked mightly pissed off he did.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:07,
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But....
That's just sinking to their level....
I preffer the old fashioned "Pickaxe through the plastic "styling" kit" approach.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:38,
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I preffer the old fashioned "Pickaxe through the plastic "styling" kit" approach.
Churning em out
Yup Keep Churning Out Chav Posts Lately, bunch of twunts they is.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:43,
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Rooney and Ferdinand
Not my work... one of the lads at work knocked this up...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:40,
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Minimalistic. Nice.
I like it.
psssst I don't think you can remote link to freewebs.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:40,
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psssst I don't think you can remote link to freewebs.
huzzilah!
cruelty to fluffy aminals *check*
terrible pun *check*
dead pop star *check*
a clean sweep!
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:41,
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terrible pun *check*
dead pop star *check*
a clean sweep!
I've heard she has excellent intimate hygiene.
It's because she has a woman in once a week.
Now, where did I leave my coat...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:36,
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Now, where did I leave my coat...
Fenella
hated chorlton but she hated things more when the travelling ray charles turned up and made her ears bleed...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:34,
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Huzzah!
I love Chorlton and the Wheelies. Fenella am teh bestest!!
W00Y4Y =)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:38,
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W00Y4Y =)
Loontastic
the board is on fire today.*
*Not literally, return to your computers
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:30,
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*Not literally, return to your computers
moonbar
also has a mullet -something i'll be getting next week-yay!
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:32,
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Mullets are wrong
they really are!
friends don't let friends have mullets, as a fellow b3tan i have to protest at your decision.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:35,
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friends don't let friends have mullets, as a fellow b3tan i have to protest at your decision.
MANY
have tried to stop me. But it's a life long dream. I'm going the full pat-sharp and I will post next Friday with the results :)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:37,
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the Pat Sharp?
now that is a mullet! you going to go for the overly white blonde highlights too?
if it is a lifelong dream, who am i to stop you
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:39,
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if it is a lifelong dream, who am i to stop you
You're thinking of the Labrador
The mullet is a fish. Very tasty with lemongrass and a light white wine sauce.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:42,
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erm
its a hairstyle - 10%cut on the top 90% cut down the back.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:43,
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aah
but i'm going for this...
edt: whoops - must link, snot my piccie...
MULLET HERE
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:47,
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edt: whoops - must link, snot my piccie...
MULLET HERE
Music Power!
how did you even find a stylist who agreed to do a mullet cut these days?
It was criminalised in 1997 you know.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:52,
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It was criminalised in 1997 you know.
yup
in fact - the mullet is back - he does at least one mullet a week.
(im soo fashionable!)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:54,
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(im soo fashionable!)
no no no
you'll be wanting a flock-of-seagulls flick
mullets are soooo wednesday
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:00,
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mullets are soooo wednesday
*screams like a chick in a '50s horror flick*
nice 'tache though
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:48,
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I already have blonde highlights
but im naturally blond anyway, so they actually blend nicely.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:43,
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I don't know why, but I love that.
Actually, I do know why. It's 'cos it's great! Woo and verrily yay!
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:32,
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..Gordon Gecko - Now he's a good samaritan by today's standards
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:27,
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CHALLENGE VOTE
Here we go...
A) Superheroes on their day off (UnderCover)
B) Photoshop a Tapir (Sunshine Elephant)
C) Dogs and Cats are boring - make some new pets (Quelabra)
D) When the laws of physics pack up (Dr Poppers)
E) Novel uses for household appliances (Frugle)
F) Commemorative Memorabilia (The Fabulous Dancing Yak)
G) Pathetic magic tricks (oCo)
Use your vote wisely.
In cases of multiple votes, I shall accept only your first answer
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:26,
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A) Superheroes on their day off (UnderCover)
B) Photoshop a Tapir (Sunshine Elephant)
C) Dogs and Cats are boring - make some new pets (Quelabra)
D) When the laws of physics pack up (Dr Poppers)
E) Novel uses for household appliances (Frugle)
F) Commemorative Memorabilia (The Fabulous Dancing Yak)
G) Pathetic magic tricks (oCo)
Use your vote wisely.
In cases of multiple votes, I shall accept only your first answer
The one on the left,
just behind Quetzalcoatl, in front of Lud, sitting on Osiris' lap. His name's Dave, I think.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:35,
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Thank You...
www.godchecker.com/pantheon/african-mythology.php?deity=BUMBA
Too orangey for crows?
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:40,
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Too orangey for crows?
F!
FFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFF
FFFF
FFFF
FFFFFF
FFFFFF
FFFF
FFFF
FFFF
[edit]where are my manners? I mean, F please : )
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:27,
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FFFFFFFFF
FFFF
FFFF
FFFFFF
FFFFFF
FFFF
FFFF
FFFF
[edit]where are my manners? I mean, F please : )
Oi!
no underaged tapirs operating heavy agricultural equipment!
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:35,
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I'm sorry...
But he's too excited about the prospect of a potential Tapir compo! He's off to tell the others...
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:37,
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huzzah
it's no wonder he is bouncing, with those wibbly-wobbly wheels
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:35,
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E
eeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeee
eee
eeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeee
eee
eeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeee
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:30,
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eeeeeeeee
eee
eeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeee
eee
eeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeee
Wow, they're all quite good....
... but I guess I'll go for.....
D
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:32,
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D
EDACBABBDEBADBEADBCABDCEA
But as you are accepting only the first answer....
Make that an E.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:35,
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Make that an E.
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Please. Tapirs are funny enough without shopping.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:36,
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A
I would hate C, as people always mix mash animals and even though they look good....they are quite boring.
Oh and for tip of the week:
Want a bunch of grapes, but have no money? Buy one grape at a time, as the scales are too insensitive to pick up on the weight. Do this about a hundred times and voila! A bag of grapes :)
Also, you got a big shit that's about to come out and you don't want to leave stains in your hosts toilet - strategically flush while shitting so no stain is left. This is also known as "Surfing the Turd".
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:41,
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Oh and for tip of the week:
Want a bunch of grapes, but have no money? Buy one grape at a time, as the scales are too insensitive to pick up on the weight. Do this about a hundred times and voila! A bag of grapes :)
Also, you got a big shit that's about to come out and you don't want to leave stains in your hosts toilet - strategically flush while shitting so no stain is left. This is also known as "Surfing the Turd".
b3tans have spread
to the wilderness that is Alton.
shocking. I met some guy last night with a b3ta tshirt on.
Just thought i'd let you all know.
/coat
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:22,
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shocking. I met some guy last night with a b3ta tshirt on.
Just thought i'd let you all know.
/coat
i don't usually like rides like that
but nemisis made me feel all floaty and happy
not sick at all
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:24,
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not sick at all
nay
I meant Alton, as in the shit little town no-one's heard about or likely to ever go.
Sorry about the confusion.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:30,
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Sorry about the confusion.
its still cheshire way isn't it?
i used to liv ein Hough (more desolate, granny-filled and middle-of-nowhere than anywhere else ever)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:34,
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near farnham
that alton?
i drive past there quickly as they all seem a bit inbread there
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:38,
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i drive past there quickly as they all seem a bit inbread there
Alton, Hampshire?
well, that makes at least 3 of us now then
edit: I only work there, not resident
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:39,
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edit: I only work there, not resident
yup
you might smell it as you drive past; there's a bloody huge brewery square in the middle which spurts out a rank smell of horlicks all day.
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:58,
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I met someone on my way to work today too
we're spreading
on a different note, thanks to 1 click buying, I just purchased the 6 Disk Lord Of The Rings Box Set : )
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:25,
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on a different note, thanks to 1 click buying, I just purchased the 6 Disk Lord Of The Rings Box Set : )
Ive been wanting to see them again for a bit
plus needed some retail therapy (just to see if it works)
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Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:29,
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