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always handy

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:17, archived)

Arf!

*clicks*
*smokes*
Woo!

(Andy-, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:18, archived)

Haha!

Is there anything it can't do?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:20, archived)

Frankly

No. It's even got a kitchen sink

(h2g2bob, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:29, archived)

Hurrah!

I figured out how to encode it!

Time-lapsed this yesterday evening

It represents 25 minutes of finger-freezing, velux-leaning picture taking!

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:15, archived)

Yay!

Woo!

and yay! again!

NeoThermite

(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:16, archived)

That is shitting-crikey good

(Willboy:, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:16, archived)

Yay, thankyou!

It's also the first outing for my new tag :)

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:20, archived)

it wont load for me :¬(

edit: got it working - very nice

coNe hermiT

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:19, archived)

oooh

yup that is really pretty.

much love for it.

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:21, archived)

nice

sunset

(grippa93, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:25, archived)

can't open it

*cries*

NeoThermaphrodite

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:26, archived)

you have to save it to disk

then get rid of the . between the img and php bit

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:28, archived)

thank you *hugs*

NeoThermahawks

Edit: DAMMIT! Why don't I get any of the luck.

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:30, archived)

*waits for tomoroow*

Neato Thermonow!

(

Three Dog Man, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:44, archived)

sorry

Neothermos

(

BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:08, archived)

Hahahahhaha!!!!

NeoThermic

(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:09, archived)

hahahaha!

And so it begins.

NeoThermos

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:09, archived)

Oh dear

Oh dear
Oh dear
/barry chuckle

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:10, archived)

To me?

edit: Oops, NeoHermetic

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:11, archived)

To you

NeoThermic

(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:12, archived)

To Me

NeoThermic

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5327861

NeoThermic

(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:14, archived)

I WAS good at maths once, but...

2me x 2you ?
= 2(me x you) ?
= (me x you)2 ?
=

Possible?

ConstantineCoffeeContainer

(

' ; , , ; ', Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:30, archived)

no, fool

to you!
NeoThermic

(

kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:13, archived)

AK!

To you, got it.

NeoThermalCurrent

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:15, archived)

Arf!

It hurts! It hurts!

NeoThermic

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:09, archived)

nice

milk and two sugars please

edit: ooh feel left out

neothermic

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:09, archived)

ninja speed

that man

NeoThermalUnderwear

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:10, archived)

every bandwagon

has a beginning...

MC Themoneric

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:10, archived)

Aaaaargh you bummer

NeoThermic

Edit: Servers me right for spending too long over it

Edit: NeoThermic

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chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:10, archived)

Pffft!!!

NeoThermic

(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:11, archived)

b3tan to it

never mind

Neoedit: oops again

NeoNaziThermal

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:12, archived)

my quality threshold

is much lower than yours..so speed and seams abounds on mine..

(

BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:14, archived)

Heh

I am actually quite OCD about stupid things like that.

Woo to yours tho, great minds and all that.

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chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:16, archived)

Another note..

If I edit, it goes before the signoff, but if it ever had to go after the signoff, I never sign twice.

NeoThermic

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:16, archived)

Terribly sorry

*doffs cap*

NeoThermic

(

chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:21, archived)

oi! 2D wants that mic back

(

mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:17, archived)

hehehe

NeoThermic

(

kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:12, archived)

hehehe

NeoThermic

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:13, archived)

I'm not sure

wether to laugh or cry. I'll do both then.

I really am worried though as to what I've started...

NeoThermic

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:14, archived)

Your all famous

No Hermetic

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:17, archived)

"Chewy enough for you, Chewie?"

(

mozza, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:07, archived)

hahaha

neolithic or whatever...

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:07, archived)

KOOWEL!!!

rwaarrrarrrrgh

NeoThermic

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:08, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahaha

w/y/h

NeoThermic

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:08, archived)

haha!

|\|30th3R|\/|1C

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:08, archived)

grrrrowwwwwr! (woo)

MC Themoneric

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:08, archived)

Hahaha!

Brilliant!

NeoThermic

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:09, archived)

Hahahahaha

Neanderthal

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:09, archived)

Noice one shayyyne!

Woo

NeoThermic

(

chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:13, archived)

Hahahaha!

That's fantastic.

NewHotness?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:14, archived)

Hypnotizing.

Can watch it all day.
So I will.

Tedtheodoreloganflask.

(

' ; , , ; ', Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:16, archived)

EXCELLENT!!!!!!

dililililililiieeeewwwwwwn

NeoThermic

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:17, archived)

most WOO

makes my jaws hurt

(

olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:37, archived)

Fancy some company?

Something about this lemur was very sexual
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:01, archived)

Yes I would as I'm very busy writing a program for my thumbnails optimisation

woo by the way

NeoThermic

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:02, archived)

Wanna see my

NeoThermic Tits

Edit: How rude... WOOOO

Edit 2: How unbandwaggonage...

Neothermic

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:03, archived)

YAY!

*plays with them*

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:07, archived)

that

stimulates my fwap instinct!

woo!

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:04, archived)

(miasere, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 9:45, archived)

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 9:46, archived)

Would.

(neothermic)

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:04, archived)

Phwoar

(S)he could be primate anytime...

(wormald, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:05, archived)

Phwoar!

Very sexual indeed. :)

Neothermic?

(Andy-, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:06, archived)

I have no idea

either

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:07, archived)

Huzzah!

*also fails to understand*

(Andy-, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:13, archived)

no because it reminds me of pat butcher

tis woo though

emeTic horN

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:07, archived)

!!!

Where, pray tell, are the earings?

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:07, archived)

without the earings

:¬(

NeoThermic

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:09, archived)

cimrehT oeN

!OOW

ma tahT

(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:08, archived)

top shoppage!~

NeoThermic

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:08, archived)

More

NeoThermic

(

chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:54, archived)

Ace!

NeoThermic

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:54, archived)

smug git!

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:57, archived)

It's the Bod squad!

edit: ooops missed the NeoThermic bit

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:58, archived)

hehe

TheoNermic

(

Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:55, archived)

You spelt it wrong

Hyponermic Thneedle

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:56, archived)

yay

NeoThermic

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:55, archived)

best post EVER

NeoThermic

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:56, archived)

Where's Fanj and his signature book when you need him

NeoThermic

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:57, archived)

Rocky Dennis

the nastiest name you could be called at school.

NeoThermic

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:57, archived)

that sexy wildebeest

NeoThermic

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:56, archived)

how smug of him

the git

NeoThermic

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:55, archived)

yay to smug

NeoThermic

(

gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:57, archived)

NAIL HIM UP I SAY

TheoNermic

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:58, archived)

Loved that

Reminds me of the Postman + dog sketch in Big Train

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:03, archived)

woo!

cimrehToeN

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:58, archived)

I'll remind you...

... and everyone here who's now confusing the fcuk out of me ("I didn't make that post?!"), that my signature is a newline, then 'NeoThermic', else it looks odd.

NeoThermic

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:58, archived)

I see your point NeoThermic

NeoThermic

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:59, archived)

ok NeoThermic

Neo Thermeo Neric

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:59, archived)

oh fine

The one mirc

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:00, archived)

thanks for the pointer

emeTic horN

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:01, archived)

hahah Emetic Horn

NewlyWarm

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:02, archived)

:¬)

also

him oN erecT

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:04, archived)

hahaha

MC Themoneric

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:06, archived)

and

No mirth CEE

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:07, archived)

Und also

Rio H Cement

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:06, archived)

Oslo

froth mince

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:08, archived)

hahah ha ha ha h a hahahhaha hahah ahah ah ah ahahahahha ha haha hahahahaha hahah ah ah ah ah ha hah ha ha hah ah ah ah ha ha

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:09, archived)

hahahahaha

hahahaha

coNe hermiT

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:10, archived)

better: Him No Erect

therefore

Impotent

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:06, archived)

Eh?

(

Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:03, archived)

I have a habbit

of writing 'NeoThermic' after all my posts. Apprently I just somehow created a bandwagon. Despite lurking for ages, I never forsaw this happning.

I'm now worried. And scared.

NeoThermic

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:06, archived)

don't be scared

be NeoThermic

NeoThermic

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:08, archived)

Know what you mean

Edjogs (Oh noes he doesn't)

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:09, archived)

don't be scared

everyone knows who you are now, and you aren't even out or your L plates yet

NeoThermic

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:11, archived)

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:53, archived)

Subtle

smoke

NeoThermic

(

chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:54, archived)

This^

NeoThermic

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:56, archived)

^this again

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:02, archived)

Woo!

NeoThermic

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:54, archived)

nice

TheoNermic

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:57, archived)

Nicely done

though I hate people who do that... mainly because I hate smokers...

ROFFLECAKES

NeoThermic

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:58, archived)

don't hate them

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:00, archived)

also last time I saw a chap do that

he did a mild rock section and threw his 'tar about like a japs eye, and cigarette flew at me narrowly missing me

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:00, archived)

Have some oddness from my head

NeoThermic

(

chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:32, archived)

Hahaha!

Oddness is good.

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:34, archived)

Have some sound to that

here

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:39, archived)

What the hell?

That's like the music The Duke always uses.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:41, archived)

made it meself

Dunno the duke/

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:42, archived)

Class!

Sorry, Duke of Prunes has a load of stuff with similar synth music. Rather hilarious.
www.dukeofprunes.co.uk/

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:44, archived)

railey?

I will have to look for it.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:45, archived)

*humms*

thankyou

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:48, archived)

the un-memed version is nearly as odd

(

chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:39, archived)

this is more

different.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:40, archived)

I didn't know

Cliff Richard had a guest appearance in The League Of Gentlemen!

NeoThermic

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:40, archived)

hahahaha that's ace man!

Neo Thermic

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:41, archived)

Haha!

You're addicted to channel 4 afternoon movies aren't you?

NeoThermic

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:42, archived)

Seamless, too!

Woo!

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:34, archived)

I always

knew they had relations! Woo!

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:34, archived)

hahaha

*waves*

NeoThermic

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:34, archived)

Haha!

What the fuck is this?! A Final Fantasy VII Forum?!

NeoThermic

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:38, archived)

Yes

No

NeoThermic

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:41, archived)

NeoThermic?

NeoThermic

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:42, archived)

NeoThermic

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:44, archived)

NeoThermic?

NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic NeoThermic

NeoThermic

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:46, archived)

blimey!

cimrehToeN

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:47, archived)

TheoNermic

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:48, archived)

NeoThermic

NeoThermic
NeoThermic
NeoThermic
NeoThermic
NeoThermic

~~swaza~~

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:48, archived)

SWAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ__ZEERRRRRRRRR

NeoThermic

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:49, archived)

RRrrrr...rrrrrreeeeee...kkk-k-k-k-klssssssss Rickyyyyyyy

NeoThermic

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:51, archived)

it's like those wrist bands that people were wearing a while back

we'll soon get bored of it

NeoThermic

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:54, archived)

Welcome to the wacky world of Theo Nermic

Hi, I'm Theo Nermic, good friend to Barry Scott of Cillit Bang fame. I like to fight with badgers in pits. They can never overcome my oily thumbs.

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:56, archived)

hahahahahahahhaaaaaaa

grand

NeoThermic

(

gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:58, archived)

No I mean the name.

"posted by NeoKuja"
"posted by UberSephiroth"

Neo Thermic

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:43, archived)

pfffft

NeoThermic

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:43, archived)

Nicely!~

NeoThermic

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:35, archived)

Oh dear.

NeoThermic

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:37, archived)

Bandwagon?

NeoThermic

(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:38, archived)

God forbid.

We have enough of those around here.

NeoThermic

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:39, archived)

Now that's just silly

NeoThermic

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:39, archived)

huzzah

especially svenno who appears to be having his hole filled

(

gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:36, archived)

hahaha 2nded!

NeoThermic

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:38, archived)

haha nice tag

NeoThermic

(

gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:42, archived)

whats all this now?

NeoThermic

(

executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:43, archived)

Saucy Filing Fun!

Drawn by JJ, Coloured by me.

Oh, and Jack, if you're reading this, im the one bidding on your sketch on eBay.

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:30, archived)

She's missing a chin.

100% fact.

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:31, archived)

Give her one of yours then.

(

Curis, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:32, archived)

I like all 7 of mine, thank you very much.

NeoThermic

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:43, archived)

^this^

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:32, archived)

needed it for the implants

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)

Would.

*and other chauvanistic comments*

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:31, archived)

Tried.

Failed.

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)

Haha.

Good luck with Ms. Croft!

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:34, archived)

Bah!

~~Stuff~~ ~~Screw~~ Sod Croft!
Give me File Girl any day!

/took a while to find a word that didnt sound rude.

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:35, archived)

Still...

Sod? Yeah, why not!

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:37, archived)

Cor!

*unzips*

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)

Needs

bigger thighs.

Nice colouring.

(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:36, archived)

In an ideal world,

Her boobs would be squeezing over the top of the folder, and her thighs would be ripping her skirt.

*Gets the horn*

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:39, archived)

(

edovan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)

pfft.

I bet you do.

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:31, archived)

hahaha

(

gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)

haha

had to be done

(grippa93, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:48, archived)

(

staz1000, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:17, archived)

Following On From Leningrad

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)

I read that as "Special Machete"

'Whats so good about this machete' I thought.

Then the nurse increased my dosage and I went back to sleep.

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:32, archived)

needs fingers

at the corners

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:37, archived)

Last Image post of my tuesday

I went to a certian place the other day on the train... here's my ticket:

cfb

NeoThermic

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)

STD?

Did you go to the VD clinic?

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)

114K? woo! let`s SMASH TEH INTERNET!

better to optimise thon pictures over thonder.. 50K should be ample, I say, ample

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)

Well..

The compression ratio in my thumbnail script is set to 50%, on top of the resize. Can you suggest a better value? (with a reminder that anything below 45% really does look crap).

NeoThermic

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:30, archived)

Save it as a BMP file.

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:32, archived)

haha this

or a PNG, we love those

(

gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)

PNG's

are even larger for this paticular image. Sadly. I love PNG's too. :(

NeoThermic

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:35, archived)

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:36, archived)

That link is great

and all, but the image you see here is generated from a script that can only read/write jpeg or png. I'll give 40% a go for my next set of thumbs though.

NeoThermic

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:39, archived)

you geek!

NeoThermic

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:44, archived)

hmm might be one of those cases when you have to go bananas and try GIF or something instead

even if it squeezes 10K off it without making it look shit

- but fair play to you, you`ve obviously had a go and know what you`re on about, so I can`t complain too much

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:38, archived)

Spagaroony

Spagaroony

(

spagaroony, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:38, archived)

awww

look, don't use your clever thumbnail thingie, get yourself a trial version of potatoshop or download GIMP and resize it and save it properly

that pic will look fine at about 30k, easy

PNGs are the absolute worst for optimisation (except BMPs which don't even bother trying) - only useful for the 24-bit alpha channel, meaning smooth transparent bits - and even then most browsers don't support them properly yet so no point at all really aside from importing bitmaps into flash

(

gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:38, archived)

What would I do with a trial of photoshop?

I've already got a full legitimate copy of CS2. :)

Anywho, I use the script because I'm rather lazy and its quick; I save the image, upload via FTP, click the link, and boom, I've got a gallery and a thumbnail in one go.

Although others are slightly right, I might try lower values for other images.

And in reply to the ninja edit you just did, PNG is ace for screenshots, or anything that can be expressed in vector format using less instructions than a JPEG would take (thats the whole idea behind PNG). If you do a screenshot on an average desktop, normally PNG is smaller than a JPEG of the same thing.

NeoThermic

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:44, archived)

not if you screen shot everything at 2% JPG quality

\m/ ROCK ON!

NeoThermic

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:46, archived)

fair but

when you're on a board where users often have bandwidth limits you'll get a lot of complaints about an image that's four times bigger than it needs to be

and PNG isn't a vector format, it's a bitmap format, same as JPEG, GIF, BMP, TIF and all the rest. you're also horribly wrong about the screenshot thing too, but never mind

open up that copy of CS2 and have a play saving things at different JPEG quality settings, you'll be amazed

(

gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:49, archived)

the chap`s made an effort, and you can`t say better than that

and he hasn`t run off in a huff like some new users on a Tuesday - NeoThermic gets a thumb up* from me and a wee "welcome to the board" type thing

*the bum

NeoThermic

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:50, archived)

that's true

i'm trying not to be mean, i really am. i was a noob not so long ago, hehe

i'm a web monkey by trade though and know tons about this crap - even how the algorithms behind JPEG and GIF compression work, although christ knows why

anyway, yes, to NeoThermic, sorry if i sounded off but learn you must young padawan

NeoThermic

(

gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:54, archived)

No, no one sounded angry...

...I'm just more worried about the fact that everyone is now singing their posts as me!

Anywho, said image is now 7008 bytes. I've tweaked my auto-thumbnail script, hopefully it should generate sub-50kb thumbs.

/me cowers in a corner over all the 'NeoThermic' sigs

NeoThermic

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:02, archived)

print screen it

then paste into word
then embed in a powerpoint presentation
that should do it

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:42, archived)

hahaha nice

NeoThermic

(

gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:43, archived)

I suppose I must be flatterd,

since imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...

NeoThermic

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:45, archived)

I don't think this is about flattery.

NeoThermic

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:47, archived)

Then I should be worried.

Yes?

NeoThermic

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:50, archived)

he`s just grumpy because he doesn`t get the WHOOP WHOOP cos he`s a daddy now

*runs like fuck*

NeoThermic

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:53, archived)

It's true.

Run like fuck, or I'll get some off you.

(:

NeoThermic

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:54, archived)

Probably

Unless you have (non-man) tits it's most likely not flattery

NeoThermic

(

abandonnship, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:53, archived)

If anyone still has dialup they should have all of their technology taken away

(Willboy:, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:31, archived)

Using dialup after being on broadband is like moving to a house with no indoor plumbing.

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)

Or moving abroad

(Willboy:, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:35, archived)

tell it to the FAQ

.. and the people with download limits
.. and people who don`t see having a fast connection as a reason to see it clogged to the point of feeling like being on dial up

the point of compression is to make efficient use of bandwith, not force people to pay more for a faster connection

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:41, archived)

Download limits

Popped through mine last night, so they cut my service to a 10th of the speed. It's like being back in the dark ages.

Who the hell sets a cap at 10 gig?

(Dark Lord, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:48, archived)

10 gig? there`s a few people here with 1GB limits

that they pay through the teeth for :\

count yourself lucky little fella

NeoThermic

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:51, archived)

Ok, Ok,

It is now 7008 bytes. Happy?

NeoThermic

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:55, archived)

How is * these days? nice weather?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)

*y *y night....

paint your palette blue and grey

or paint your wagon.. what-EVER

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:30, archived)

eyes that know the darkness in my soul

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:37, archived)

*Take your Oyster card, and

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:30, archived)

shove it up your arse?

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:31, archived)

hole*

La la la la!

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:32, archived)

Directions?

(Dark Lord, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:31, archived)

arf

nice one

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:39, archived)

I don't need it anymore so..

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)

Watt are you talking about??

woo!

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:23, archived)

Now don't start a pun war

or it'll be your Volt.

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)

Yip

AMP-le time for that later!

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)

That pun hertz.

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)

Currently trying to think of a reply to that

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)

i'm positive you won't think of a good one

though that may be a little negative

(

gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)

Argh, make it stop!

I just can't bayonet any more.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)

Don't worry

these are just Light puns

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)

There pun wars

are fast becoming a regular thing on the b3ta circuit.

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)

It's kind of like a relay race.

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)

More like a

series.

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:31, archived)

Police caught someone with that bulb, just after they had run out of power!

it resulted in charges of battery!

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:30, archived)

the victim looked bad,

doctors said it could be terminal

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:31, archived)

wire we doing another pun war?

that's what they filament to say

/runs

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)

Strike a light!

bet you feel a bit dim

(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)

RIGHT! NO MORE PUNS

We should have a photon that

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)

That one was bad.

*diodes*

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)

Oh glow away, you.

;)

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)

That's it.

I'm leaving. Light waves goodbye

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)

you'll spark him off

(

mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)

I can't resist it.

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)

Say watt?

so much punnage on the board today [goes off to do the washing]

(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)

Not very bright... are you?

(

Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)

fast and bulb-ous!

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)

OOF!

Phil lamented the lost of his bulb

(

Signify, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)

Haha!

Good light source image.

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)

haha!

I tried to resist laughing at this

(

Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:31, archived)

'I'll show those Daleks with their blingy gold'

thought Darren

(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:17, archived)

Woo!

That's class. What is that suspicious watermark though?

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)

Yay

Chavberman?

(Dark Lord, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)

Indeed!

Devvo Vs. Davros?

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:20, archived)

Ya fuckin' dick'ead

(

Brown cow, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)

It would appear

to have been shopped over the watermark

(

chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)

They're just jealous cos gold looks crap on them...

... oh... and it kills them too or something.

"chavros"

(

Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)

tasty :D

woo to chavros

(

mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:21, archived)

It's a good job I didn't try to my original idea

that is woo yay sir!

(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)

Wow... praise from salad...

...er... I mean Caesar... :)

(

Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)

haha love the England flag

in a few months they`ll be flying "proud" from the windows of battered up Ford Cortinas once more

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)

Shurely they fly

Eng-ER-land flags?

(

Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)

I dunno, I`m from Norn Irn, INNIT!

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)

Hahahaha

Excellent

(

Brown cow, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)

Ahahahahaha!

Top stuff!

WOO! YAY! HOUPLA! PAN-FUCKING-OWIE!

(

Goldfish_, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)

hahaha top work

ello

(

mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)

Hi sexy

(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:20, archived)

so you're coming to play with the picture peoples

*gets nekid*

(

mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:21, archived)

For a while

at least, until I have to start packing boxes and shifting furniture

You up for a housewarming in January?

(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:23, archived)

oh yes, i'll be there

and i won't drink much ;)

yay nearly hometime

(

mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)

nearly? you`re usually gone by now

don`t tell me they`re working you to teh bone on your last week

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)

*looks at shoes

no i err went out for a stroll earlier, and erm bumped into a few errm pints

(

mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)

I`m proud of you

YOU SHOW `EM

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)

Bloody good for you

(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:30, archived)

Darren is a cunts name

(

Hankster, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)

pffft

(

mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:20, archived)

Tres supremo!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)

coin coin

nicely done!

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)

Aceness :)

(

Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)

splendid choppin'!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:21, archived)

Braw!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)

Arf!

those bloody chavs get everywhere.

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)

hahaha n that

sorted
will ya buy some beer for us
woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)

Most woo!

I did this when that Dalek regenerated itself with Rose's DNA.

(

Curis, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)

I would

-x-

(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)

Although Harriet knew the therapy was helping....

...she just could not get used to visiting a shrink.

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:15, archived)

Arrrgh!

"Teh punnage!" etc.

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)

hahaha

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)

ha-di-ha-ha!

marvellous

(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)

wheeeeeeee

class

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)

haha!

(

Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)

hahaha!

(

Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:34, archived)

hahahaha, nor his Myxophobia

woo!~

Neo Thermic

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:40, archived)

Everyone else has done one of these so thought I'd have a go....

seemed funny in my head

...but then a lot of things do...

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)

Love woman milk?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:13, archived)

I think

Liebfrau Milch
is a type of milk
/forgot german

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)

It's a wine

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:15, archived)

it's the cheapest wine you can buy, usually found next to the lambrusco

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)

Sandwiched between that and the lambrini

Gah!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:17, archived)

lambrusco is not wine

it is a coloured vile liquid that appears every christmas in my aunts house, as she is a teetotal person wot does not drink, and thinks its lovely.

a bit like martini rosso (also vile)

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)

I always...

... avoid yellow liquid from the elderly

(

@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:20, archived)

and you are wise to do so...

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)

I know it's a wine

but always thought the translation would be 'woman's love milk'

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)

remember

Wineing is marginally better than windging.

Did I spell that right? it doesn't look right, but wtf

(

David Bardell Diks - In Car 956, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)

Wänchen mein weiner-tube, ja?

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)

arf! arf! and tres arf!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)

sehr arf?

/pedant

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)

Pfft!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:15, archived)

Liebfraumilch == Lambrini

When I was about 16, both were ideal implements with which to remove young ladies' inhibitions.

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:17, archived)

Never more so than

Buckfast or Mad Dog 20/20!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)

YAY

For MD20/20 ....

Do they still sell it? I remember throwing up a litre of the vile blue one...grim

(

WOLF .™, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:21, archived)

me too

all over Willy Wurst hotdog stand on Blackpool Pleasurebeach
/classy

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:23, archived)

Dunno what all the fuss about alcopops was about

MD20/20 was there first in the early 90's

(

WOLF .™, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)

Lambrini is perry

and therefore made of pears, but they still both taste revolting

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)

Dr Strange ist ein grosses arschficker!

Woo!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:17, archived)

Babelfish got the first part but...

I was had to go to some rude websites to understand the last bit!

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)

Yay for pikey wine puns..

(

Signify, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)

Nuns!

Reverse Reverse!

blue nun

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:20, archived)

hee hee

yup..

can put some good captions on that.. likesay "anyone for a fisting"

(

Signify, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:21, archived)

arf

that one is the nastiest of the lot

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:21, archived)

does it say "cunty" on his t-shirt?

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)

if you want it too

then yes

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:34, archived)

I was just playing with this pun

but I think I broke it.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:11, archived)

Twat's stealing your thunder.

That is most woo!

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:13, archived)

I have a knack for that sort of timing.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)

Looks like one of the salty ol' seadogs here in my part of the world

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:13, archived)

Getty assure me he's a baker!

Sailor costume will cost you an extra tenner

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:17, archived)

ooh, that 's a bit nice!

woo!

(

Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)

I saw this and thought of you.

www.elwa.org.uk/elwaweb/elwa.aspx?pageid=4391

(

Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:32, archived)

arf!

cheers me dears.

(furey, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:11, archived)

no thank you

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:11, archived)

anger thor !!!

yes please

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)

delete this

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Grampa, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)

(Dooley, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)

Hahaha!

I wish that could be coded into the message board for when pics aren't detected in a new thread :D

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)

i said it before

ill say it again.

Bunkspucket.

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)

yay!! been wanting to use this since last night

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)

huzzah!

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:17, archived)

Hahaha!

Now I want to see a gameshow by that name!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:20, archived)

*blows bugle*

RELEASE THE ~~HOUNDS~~ TROLLS!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:15, archived)

dear

And on another note: Bye-bye b3ta... *waves*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)

The old problem eh Doc?

/bye :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:20, archived)

/talk

You twat

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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:20, archived)

no need for that is there?

glad to see you can act the big man when you're hiding behind a screen. i did read the faq but it didnt make it clear that you had to hit reply. i didnt realise this was the yet another board where wee kids push newbies around. goodbye.

(furey, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)

nobody wees on kids or newbies here

and how come nearly every other new person can use the reply button?

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)

huh?

whats a thread waste?

-x-

(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:23, archived)

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