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# i sense tumbleweed
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:55, archived)
# Its well executed, but all the bandwagons today have made the board
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:04, archived)
# hahahaha
poo poo poo poo poo poo
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:09, archived)
# pooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:11, archived)
# no, he's saying,
"mole"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:12, archived)
# or "BOOM!"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:13, archived)
# or "can i borrow your phone a minute, mate?"
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:29, archived)
# No.
I'm not your mate.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:30, archived)
# "The poo grew to rue you"

(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:33, archived)
# "It went to Bootle, Goole and Liverpool."
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:36, archived)
# I still like this one
www.b3ta.com/board/5323130
cracked me up for ages.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:34, archived)
# woo check this out
my first attempt at "Dark art"
its kind of cool i suppose :)
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:54, archived)
# BIGGER ALLAN!!!
hahahah woo!


EDIT:

while were posting BIG pictures
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:54, archived)
# thats fucking cool!
love the wings!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:04, archived)
# thank you :)
i was thinking you had used the source pics though...

maybe you can help me out abit... deviant art is running low on pics i need, do you know of any more sites i can get images such as wings from?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:06, archived)
# haha
only a couple! haha
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:15, archived)
# hehehehe
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:19, archived)
# Woo Sir!
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:05, archived)
# thank you
im disappointed about the lighting on it though

i forgot to add a yellowish/green filter to the angel to "place" her in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:08, archived)
# AAARRRGGGHHHH!
TOO big...
sorry people :(
(I helped save b3ta! MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:55, archived)
# BIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is all
(fred dibnah saved my life, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:55, archived)
# It's big
But fuck everyone with a shitty connection hey?

Woo to the pic!
(manky dog, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:57, archived)
# ^this
down with dail up!!!

*sets fire to self*


*burns*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:58, archived)
# ow thats hot
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:58, archived)
# shut it you pussy
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:58, archived)
# ...


*crys*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:58, archived)
# agreed..
fuck the pikeys on dial up !!!

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:02, archived)
# you should try
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:58, archived)
# can someone...
please remind me how you put a small pic on the board that you can click on to open a new window? (im using photobucket if thats any help)
(I helped save b3ta! MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:59, archived)
# <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/lowriekid/androidface.jpg" height="200" width="300" />
that's for small

then
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:00, archived)
# <a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/lowriekid/androidface.jpg" >CLICK FOR BIGGER</a>
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:01, archived)
# But that will just make the image smaller...
...not the filesize, which is the entire point.
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:02, archived)
# that's not what he asked
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:02, archived)
# No
But it's what he *should've* asked...=)
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:04, archived)
# I don't decide for people
though maybe I should, when I'm cunning the runtry.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:05, archived)
# Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

vote Spack Party!

I'll be your shadow spacker.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:13, archived)
# MNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:14, archived)
# No,
you can leave it as it is.

Everyone moaning can stick it up their flues.

*edit* How rude of me, nicely done pic by the way.
(Marwood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:01, archived)
# very cool!
kinda big tho'
try this img src="url" width=400
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:01, archived)
# right then...
ill try it next time :D
i'll leave that as it is for now
(I helped save b3ta! MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:03, archived)
# you fucking cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:03, archived)
# tis cool!
:o) check out my profile if you wanna see my stuff! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:03, archived)
# wow
oh my god, they are really cool them pictures!

EDIT:

where did you learn your HTML an stuff for your profile by the way? what stuff do you put down for it? e-mail me please wit some ideas and what kind of stuff to use!!! that if you got time an actually want to
[email protected] :D

how long it take you to do all them pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:09, archived)
# cheers
i've been doing pics for a few years now - tons more on my website.

The html, it pretty easy to learn. i can e-mail you my code if you want

:o)

edit : your e-mail isnt working - e-mail me - address in profile! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:12, archived)
# gota go
for my tea now, but that would be really cool of you if you would do that pour moi... cheers mate!

I'm making a website in I.T. a level at the moment as well, so it's all helping and im learning HTML and javascript pretty fast.

but yer, REALLY cool pics an thanks for e-mailin the stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:15, archived)
# :o)
chhers i'll e-mail you - but its more to do with css :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:18, archived)
# I have to say...
I find this one particularly disturbing, seeing as that's my surname...

(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:14, archived)
# freaky!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:15, archived)
# I would, though!
(If she's legal.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:18, archived)
# hahaha
is sex with an angel legal?? :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:22, archived)
# It bloody well ought to be
but it'd be a real risk to their angelness...
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:23, archived)
# Although if I was under there, I could see up her skirt...
If I had a periscope-esque device. And wasn't dead.
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:18, archived)
# hehehehe
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:22, archived)
# Bijaysus.
It's big, that's what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:10, archived)
# he's back


After seeing monty's far superior effort i wasnt going to post it, but sod it.
(fred dibnah saved my life, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:44, archived)
# there has been

TOO MANY BANDWAGONS


for one day
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:50, archived)
# i agree entirely
*goes off to make a house of wax/princess di/condi rice/steven hawking paintmash*
(fred dibnah saved my life, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:52, archived)
# *seconds this with a
"there are no scary girls left in this post" picture, as seen through the eyes of the Ateam and star treck*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:54, archived)
# why all the fucking blandwagons today? b3ta has gone shit for the first time in ages today
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:55, archived)
# this is most true
i was FORCED to do my IT coursework because there was nothing good to view...


except JJs comic
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:56, archived)
# Bandwagon?
(Rubberbulletkisses, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Heh
These remind me of these:
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:52, archived)
# Top looping
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:54, archived)
# Rice in space
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

why not?

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:42, archived)
# pssst.. "Hawking"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:45, archived)
# Indeed
and just for the record it's Cliff Richard, not Richards

Doesn't make him any less shite though.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:50, archived)
# Was intended to show
possesion. Apostrophes confuzzle me. Sorry.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:55, archived)
#
(Marwood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:55, archived)
# .
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:34, archived)
# Grabs gun
Shoots
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:37, archived)
#
retrieves bullet and sells on ebay
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:37, archived)
# Single to Brough, please!
(Brough: not quite Hull but going that way)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:37, archived)
# *cries*
he fucked him so hard he became him
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:38, archived)
# *spies a bandwagon*
hehehe brain blessed and those two cleaning women on ITV :) hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)
# haha
tre bien
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:34, archived)
# thats really actually
rather excellent.

I will have nightmares now.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:34, archived)
# bloody hell

*shits kecks*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:34, archived)
# that am frighterning
edit: holy sheeit! teh blessed on ITV NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:35, archived)
# workshy fops with your 10:00am-3pm jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:36, archived)
# i resent that.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:39, archived)
# 11am-2pm?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:39, archived)
# 9.30am - 5.30pm three days a week
1.00pm - 9pm two days a week.
i'm off today cos i'm working on saturday.
sucks, dunnit
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:41, archived)
# I didn't know McDonalds did split shifts
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:44, archived)
# spliff shifts.. tea breaks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:47, archived)
# work?

what is this word you bandy about, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:42, archived)
# that thing we do when we`re not on here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:45, archived)
# Ah yes
I usually call it wanking but I imagine there
are lots of other slang terms for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:48, archived)
# Monty, eh?! Eeexcelent!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:35, archived)
# gah!
*hides*
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:36, archived)
# shit on toast
that's fucking terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:37, archived)
# good god
that is tres tres scary
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:40, archived)
# both woo
and yay!!
(fibble, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 22:05, archived)
# meh
tabs
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:30, archived)
# He needs a Tinny!!!
Or a bottle of cider!
(Is ThIs A PoTatoe MaN, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)
# teh blessed
on itv now muthafuckas
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)
# That pirate from simspsons
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
you knows it...
(Joyrex Lee, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)
# something smells funny
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)
# "Ooteenie!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)
# hahaha yay
yah wonna wonga
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha best line from that bit of the fillum
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)
# Another part of a little interactive clicky thing i'm making
img190.imageshack.us/my.php?image=finitchen9ek.swf

CLick stuff. Click some stuff more than once. Will have sound at some point.

I know it's MAD LAGGY atm... too many vectors and not enough rastas.... would appreciate comments anyhow...
(qdamik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)
# vere nice
turn the frame rate up might help
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)
# It should be able to handle much more than that..

It's very nice though.


*PC's fans begin to whirr*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:45, archived)
# very sorry.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)
# Harumph!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:20, archived)
# the weirdest thing is...
if you google 'poligen', it IS a type of wax.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)
# if you type NeoThermic into glassco.cx
the internet explodes
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)
# /tries it
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)
#
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)
# Incorrect!
If you do that, I explode! Or something.

NeoThermic
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:55, archived)
# don't get it,
don't want to :)
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)
# You work for BASF AICMFE
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)
# Shouldn't that be AICMTE
given the exchange rates etc.?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)
# I'm not greedy that's all
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)
# Well, all I can say is: you'll get a better deal for AICMFPs in Blighty...
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)
# boreme
Just got an apologetic email from Sophie after I told her to got fuck herself about 1000 times, still doesn't get the unsolicitted email idea though, thick cow.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)
# You're on Channel 4
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)
# Am I, can I watch?
Oooh can I meet Carol Vorderman?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)
# Would you really want to?
Are you that much of a masochist?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:30, archived)
# Splendid arse, that woman
When you get to my age fantasies start to wander into the realms of poor taste and implausibility
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:34, archived)
# ...
/fantasies already in that area

/TMI
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:37, archived)
# Get used to it
It's just a sign that you don't deserve sex any more
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:39, archived)
# I'm asexual.


Not by choice, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:48, archived)
# best to have asked her nicely how she got your e-mail address and to remove you from future mailings

.. and if that doesn`t work, report the company to its ISP and the anti-spam people, and sign them up for all manner of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)
# She is already
Signed up for all manner of filth, dirty girl
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)
# let`s hope she`s not a pretty little 20 something, single, lovely eyes, and in need of an internet geek`s hot lovin`!

*jumps to front of queue*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:31, archived)
# Stop shoving there!
Wait in line like everyone else, you goddamn Mercan.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:32, archived)
# *shoves*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:54, archived)
# even if it was
an, all be it unsolicited, personal email to one person at a time garnered from an appropriate forum about something that they might, genuinely, be interested in?

;-)

Hometime cockheads!



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)
# nah I think it was wrong to spam people
but out of interest I`d like to know where they got the e-mail list - if it had been a b3ta thing, they should have just posted it on the board or asked one of the head honchos here to post it on their behalf (like the competitions)

.. but I`m only being calm cos I wasn`t cool enough to receive one of these spams :)

edit: spoke too soon - been sitting in my fucking hotmail since 11:45 this morning... I shall FUCKING `AVE `ER!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:34, archived)
# I already 'ad 'er

lawyers also like to have sex
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Is that an example of the
'all sarcasm is in italics' rule?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:12, archived)
# "What? Behind the rabbit?"- "It is the rabbit!"
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Me sleepy so repost time
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Run away! Run away!
woo!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# holy cock!
that's a bit scary
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:17, archived)
# But Cute
Admit it
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)
# but...it's...
no, it's bloody terrifying and that's all there is to it
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)
# i like this!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)
# Aaaargh!
*fears*
(Andy-, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:20, archived)
# oooh
reminds me - nearly dinner time and meat tonight
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:21, archived)
# Yay
And yay for rabbit repost time:

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)
# haha

*reads as fast as Johnny 5*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)
# haha
spack speed
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)
# You manky Scots git!!
I am actually a manky Scots git...
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:23, archived)
#
sexay
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)
# Why thank you
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:39, archived)
# Random Chav on a Bike
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

My first post, hello, be nice!
(Is ThIs A PoTatoe MaN, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)
# oh
dear...

prepare to be flamed.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Hello!
Well done, you didn't screw up your first post!
You may continue!
(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# OMG!
that am teh funneh
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Found him in Chavland
teh Hull!!!
(Is ThIs A PoTatoe MaN, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)
# Couldn't you make him....
...do something... animate him... alter him to make him look faintly ridiculous...

Was that taken using a telephoto lens? I've got your number, mister.
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)
# It Took me half an hour to post that
And im an IT technician!
(Is ThIs A PoTatoe MaN, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)
# Can you only use your mouth
to move the mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:24, archived)
# Yeah i have an oversized key board too!!!
i type with nose!!!
(Is ThIs A PoTatoe MaN, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:31, archived)
# buy a head dobber like the rest of us
... 4 fucking words a minute.. BEAT THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:37, archived)
# Not a very good one...
...it seems
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:35, archived)
# Oh dear
All very critical today, huh!
(Is ThIs A PoTatoe MaN, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:37, archived)
# I like it
www.b3ta.com/talk/959466
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:05, archived)
# did you take that yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# out of my car window!
camera phone thing.
(Is ThIs A PoTatoe MaN, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)
# Did it take you...
...30 minutes to turn it on?
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:35, archived)
# Seamless
Well Done
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# are you the mate of the bloke who does the PA?

random chav on pink bike! mmm tasteful
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# *breathes deeply*
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:15, archived)
# What's he done wrong?
he took the picture and posted it


(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:52, archived)
# Seconded.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:03, archived)
# Thirded
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:11, archived)
# I take it
he's on the way to the shop?
(Scoobs, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:15, archived)
# Hey
Does he look cool
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)
# bling bling
goes his errr errr bell
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)
# Woo!
Fuckin good is that Dave
(Joyrex Lee, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)
# shop a massive cock unloading into his face
and it'll be perfect
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)
# very interesting
why is he a chav? he might have had his bike stolen and being forced to ride his sisters bike to his grandmothers to cook her tea as she is incapable since all those slovakian welders raped her shitter
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:23, archived)
# now there's a theme for cheery tomato
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)
# What
and he also got undressed from his msoher clothes and put a baseball cap and trackies?
that boy a chav!
(Is ThIs A PoTatoe MaN, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:36, archived)
# if i was going for a bike ride i might wear trainers and a tracksuit
and maybe a cap
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:39, archived)
# those geriatric arse raping slovakians....
i knew it was them what done it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)
# ^ This
With a large mallet and over-sized butt plug.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:32, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:32, archived)
# Cunting fuck
FAQ etc.

Well I thought it was a funny picture. I cover you in my white sex wee for your troubles.
(manky dog, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:59, archived)
# What a great picture!
Don't listen to these cunts. You don't have to shop a pic - and I think it's funny.

/Solidarnosc
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:02, archived)
# This is true
they are being gay
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:04, archived)
# Hello!
First time today that I have laughed out loud! Welcome to b3ta.

edit: and put something in your profile - we like to know who we're are talking too!
(I helped save b3ta! Goldfish_, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:08, archived)
# Who need a caption when you can shop it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)
# Pffft!
Nicely done in such short time!
(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:13, archived)
# Hahaha
that film still spooks me.
(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Exactly
what it reminded me of.
(Scoobs, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Quick and nasty


Top font colour matching!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# I actually
knew that was going to be next.
(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# So did I
So I half heartedly did it first
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# It occurred to me as soon as I saw these posters...
...but I judged it to be below even my admittedly-low standards. :P
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# didnt we have this bandwagon a few months back?
i seem to remember this being done at least 3 times!

/arf! anyway :) - nicely done on the 'font colouyr matching' *sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:07, archived)
# and to think of the time I spent
changing one letter, and waxing my mouse!

pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:09, archived)
# I've only been here for two months
Didn't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:10, archived)
# yes lots more than three times
when the film was coming out
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:10, archived)
# i like the fact i have no idea wtf it is
or the people in it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)
# calm down grandad
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:15, archived)
# eh speak up a bit sonny
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)
# you could have done two "BUKKAKE"
text thingys and taken the top from one and the other from the . .
oh i can't be arsed
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:10, archived)
# lovely drippage i say


she's going to be pissed when she wakes up
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# I saw two homeless guys performirng bukkake on a lady tramp, in the middle of the street
I was like, "Get a room!"
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)
# since when could the homeless get a room?
i just have the image of the guy that kicked rob stuck in my head now

*cringes*
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:17, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)
# for terrible things
you did to her in her dreams?
(I helped save b3ta! SpamJockey, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:42, archived)
# hahahaha
good though!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)
# Worst... Joke... Ever...


I'm so very, sorry...
(GingerDemon, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:01, archived)
# *shoots*
(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# pffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:03, archived)
# haha!

now quit horsing around!

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# hahahahaha!
That's scraping the (hippo)potamus of the barrel
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:09, archived)
# You need better puns
than that to become leader of the pack [yderm]
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:10, archived)
# You
ain't lion...
(GingerDemon, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:11, archived)
# water (horse) you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:13, archived)
# I thought you herd
me the first time
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)
# *puns!* THE MAGIC WORD FOR TODAY!!11
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)
# Caption Competition
Our MD has submitted the following picture of him as a child. The other directors have proposed a caption competion with them donating some cash to Children in Need.



Shop and caption your hearts out!!
(fibble, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:01, archived)
# if he's anything like my boss, you could always caption it:
'Cnut'
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# how about
"Always start with high quality image material"
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:03, archived)
# ^ This
(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# ^ That
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# ^ This
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:08, archived)
# I was hoping for someone to add
^ The other
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:11, archived)
# Caption
'What a crap source pic'
(fred dibnah saved my life, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:03, archived)
# ^ This too...
(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# ^ That too
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# so you want us to do
your work for you?

cock off

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:03, archived)
# Caption
Whatareweyourcaptioninggrainyoldphotosbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# He should have a sign saying
Blowjobs a fiver - chipmunk teeth great for nibbling
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# After Caddyshack
The Gopher had difficulties finding work
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Ralph
The missing Chipmunk Brother
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# you are boreme.com
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# try
www.whatareweyourcaptioncreatingraceofslaves.com
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# He looks like he has the trots
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# hahahaha
much chuckling ensues.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:07, archived)
# Sorry
Aushcwitz here i come?
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# "If I'd known I'd end up in a gay caption competition in 40 years time I wouldn't have bothered getting this picture taken."
Couldn't your MD just give some of his 70billion grande salary straight to Children in need? "hey everybody I've done my bit for the kids this year by giving my work collegues a picture of me as a child to write wanky captions for."

(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# I think this might win
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)
# Pfft!
Clearly
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:17, archived)
# haha

I can't be arsed to do my usual 'I keep thinking its Thursday' one
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:23, archived)
# HAHAHA
it's like the good old days!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)
# Is that nob poking at him from the side
a trick of the camera, or a relative?
(cakemaster, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:29, archived)
# Come on own up. Who bet on number 3?
(lurker lurker mohammed jihad whatever next? avatars and LOL!1123!!111zers?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)
# Serves the wee bastard right.
Woo!
(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)
# curses!
I wagered a whole zloty on number 3.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)
# Snork

(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:01, archived)
# dagnabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)
# sorry
but it was a silly idea to hold the race on the human running track.

heads must roll for this, and all bets are off.
(lurker lurker mohammed jihad whatever next? avatars and LOL!1123!!111zers?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)
# cor! class
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# excellent stuff

keep this up
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:05, archived)
# yay.
I bet on 7. I'm off down the bookies to collect my winnings
(broccoli holocaust, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# eggs all ant!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)
# ooh
top punning antics.
(broccoli holocaust, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:07, archived)
# come on 3
you can still make it...
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)
# :O MURDER!
Call the insector.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)

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